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bunnyramen · 4 years ago

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I just would like to give a big Happy Birthday to @kalofi , shes officially an old woman we shall plan accordingly on which nursing home you have to go to.

All jokes aside, it’s a been good year as your friend and uh. I hope you like this! Happy birthday!!💕💕

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A figure rose up out of a bed that wasn’t his own.

Josuke didn’t sleep on a bed covered in a queen bed spread, his was Prince and the under sheet was purple.

“What the hell?” That wasn’t his voice either, it was a bit lighter than his own but still had a sort of gruffness to it.

He looked at his hands and noticed they were smaller than his longer piano fingers, and covered a bit more scars than his own.

Josuke looked around the room with eyes that also weren’t his own, well eye since one seemed to be blind.

There were some Bruce Lee, Prince, Queen, Elton John and Selena posters hung around the room.

And despite the gaudy curtain and muscle clock, whoever this was had some taste.

He pulled the covers off of someone and someones feet touched soft carpet, rising out of someone’s bed.

God, was this what it was like to not be 6 feet tall? Small like Koichi?

He touched at the hair framing his face, some of it white and some of it a bright red.

And he ran a tongue over the teeth in his mouth.

They were razor sharp!

“What the fuck?!” A voice screamed and the wall next to him was punched, telling him to shut up.

He didn’t recognize the voice.

Ok, he felt like he was going to have a heart attack.

Speaking of attack, was this the work of a stand?

Where was the bastard? He had to neutralize him before he did some serious damage to Morioh!

But he couldn’t go anywhere in pajamas that weren’t his.

He went over to where presumed the clothes were, the dresser that had a boom box and plenty of boxes of tapes next to it.

He opened the first drawer and grabbed a white t-shirt with green accents.

He looked up on the wall and saw a picture on the wall, one of the kids in it was presumably the body he was inhabiting, judging by the hair and teeth.

Next to him was a angry blonde kid, who kind of looked like he got hit in the face with a hot shovel by his standards.

Maybe it was just the really ugly face he was making.

Luckily they were wearing school outfits, so he was able to figure out what he was supposed to normally wear.

A pair of green pants came onto his body next, a belt then a pair of purple socks.

He looked near the small closet in the room, seeing a pair of red Velcro shoes in front of them.

He figured it was time to brush his teeth and wash his face, and see what the hair situation was like,

He saw a large jar of hair gel sitting on the desk next to the bed and he grabbed it.

“Thank god, I didn’t wanna walk around with this hair all day.” His-er the kids inner voice said.

This was going to be weird since not only was his mom not here but there seemed to be more than one person on this floor.

Was he in a apartment or something?

Or some kind of dorm?

While he was thinking, he located the placement of a face towel and pulled a toothbrush from the boxes and boxes of toothbrushes in the kid’s closet.

He opened the door, peeking out into the hallway and seeing an empty get colorful looking ceiling and flooring.

He closed the door behind himself, thankful that he could be on his own while his mind was racing about where the fuck he was and who the fuck he was.

He went down the hall and got to an elevator.

“Must be some rich kid school or something.” He pushed the button for the second to last floor, figuring that was where the bathroom was.

Hopefully.

——

After asking another person than the original 2 he asked (that seemed to wanna chit chat), he finally located the bathroom.

He got in front of a mirror and finally got to see what the hell was he was working with.

He had to admit, the guy he was pretty handsome, at least he wasn’t stuck in someone ugly.

Like that Guy with that surface stand.

Or that little purple dude that he came across that kept chatting up with the girls in a gross way, he socked him one good with some kind of rock hand on his way here.

And it was weird since Crazy Diamond didn’t show up to punch the fucker for him.

Anyways, he did his hair in his usual pompadour, pretty much a second nature that it he got it done in less than 3 minutes.

While he waited for it to dry, he brushed his teeth and washed his face, having to periodically spit out bristles since they kept coming out when he gave these teeth a full cleaning.

He walked out of the bathroom but held the door open for some kid with a lightning bolt in his head since he was coming while he was trying to walk out.

“Woah! Trying a new look, Kirishima?” A pink girl with black eyes asked and he’d almost mistaken her for some kind of alien stand user but he didn’t sense anything from her.

“Uh haha, yeah! I’ll catch you later, Pink girl.” He laughed awkwardly, patting her on the back before he started to walk away.

He seems to be walking through a dining room, judging by the multiple people eating cereal.

God, he really missed his mom right now. He wondered what the other kid was like towards her. He hoped he got switched with someone nice.

“Your hair looks even more shitty than usual.” A low voice said from the end of the table he was walking past.

He looked to see the kid in the picture, hot shovel face.

“The fuck did you say about my hair?” A fire lit in his gut but it was pure hot red anger from himself , instead of the anger from him and his stand combined.

Bakugo took that as him not hearing what he said, so he said it again.

And that really set in stone was this body was about to do to him.

He punch him directly in the face, knocking over the cereal that was balancing in his spoon and ignored the gasps of the bystanders.

He would’ve went back for another but he was being pulled away by this really tall dorky guy.

He admitted to himself that the guy was pretty handsome.

“Eijirou, what has gotten into you?!” He pulled him away further as the blonde stood up with anger written all over his face.

“No one insults the hair of the man that saved me! No fucking one!” He tried pulling away from the nerdy dude but boy was he strong.

The lighting bold guy seemed to have to hold the other dude back from trying to let off some kind of explosion near him.

“Who saves you?” Mina looked confused.

“Look, My name is Josuke and that hot shovel faced asshole insulted the hair of the person that saved my life!”

“Josuke? Wait hold on, you’re saying your not Kirishima Eijirou.”

“No! I got switched with him by some kind of stand user or something! Now let me go so I can pummel him!”

“A stand?” Mina looked at him weirdly.

“Fuck.” He was hoping this “Kirishima” kid wasn’t doing anything weird with his body or messing up anything.

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“So this is what it’s like to be tall!” Kirishima ran down the stairs of a house he didn’t at all recognize and was greeted by a rather tall purple haired woman when he reached the kitchen he presumed.

Maybe tallness ran in the family.

“Hello, Ma’am.” He waved at her nervously, not sure of who the woman was or who’s body he was in.

The lady picked up a knife, holding it towards Kirishima threateningly, the boy backing away.

“Who are you and where is my baby?” She said darkly, the knife glinting in the light.

“Huh?”

“Josuke never calls me ma’am. And he never comes down those stairs with his hair undone unless it’s a weekend.” The knife was getting dangerously close to his neck.

“I’m sorry but I’m not your son. I’m Kirishima Eijirou, and I’ve switched bodies with him, I think? I don’t what’s going on or who you are.” Either this Josuke kid could sweat a lot, or his sweat glands got transferred to this body.

“Switched? But where’s my baby?” She wasn’t holding the knife to his neck anymore but she still looked prepared to slice and dice him.

“I think he’s in my body. This could be the work of a quirk user or something, I’m not too sure.”

The lady fainted suddenly, the knife coming out of her hand and clattering to her floor.

“Oh fuck!” He was about to approach her to try and see if she was ok but a new figure bursted in, the door being unlocked by an outside force, probably a key.

“Josuke?” The new comer asked, his eyes shiny as he took in the scene in front of him.

“Hey man, it’s not what it looks like! She fainted, and I don’t know what’s going on!” God, was everyone the type to fight first and ask questions later here?

The guy came over in a few strides and grabbed him by the collar of his shirt, the motion alerting this really big pink guy that smelled oddly like strawberries.

“Crazy D, you know who this guy is?” The guy was really strong or something since he just shook him like a limp rag doll.

‘Crazy D’ looked at him with a weird glare, and the guy shook his head, shrugging with a confused “Dora.”

“What is that?” He pointed behind the guy, The Hand having been summoned at the mention of Crazy D.

“You’d know that if you were Josuke, and so since I don’t wanna cave my own boyfriends face in without giving whoever you are a chance, you got five seconds.” The guy robot he summoned looked ready to slice him in half too.

Normally, Kirishima would fight back but since he had no idea who he was, where he was, or what he was working with in terms of fighting back, he decided to bitch out just this once.

“I’m Kirishima Eijirou, I go to U.A, Im from Musustafa, I’m 16 years old, and my quirk is Hardening!” He flinched away when he felt that his explanation wasn’t good enough, but the punch didn’t come.

The guy let go of his collar.

“Alright, a stand user trying to actively kill us wouldn’t give himself away like that but I swear to god if you try anything funny, you’ll be having a talk with the hand.” The boy glared at him, making sure that hand thing was on stand by.

While the guy helped Tomoko onto the couch, Kirishima went to the nearest phone and dialed the number in.

There were a couple rings before he heard an energetic ‘Present Mic speaking!”

“Daddi-o!”

“Eijirou?”

“Yes!”

“Thank goodness! Are you okay?”

“Yeah, I’m in this Josuke kid’s house and I have like no idea where I am!”

“You’re in Morioh.” The guy said from the couch, where he was helping Tomoko wake up.

“This guy said I’m in Morioh!”

“My names Okoyasu.”

“I’m with Okoyasu. Luckily, he let me speak before he tried icing me out.”

“At least we’re know you’re safe! The kid in your body, his name is Josuke and he’s actually a pretty nice kid when he stopped trying kill Bakugou. Something about his hair, it’s actually pretty cool, you should see it-”

There was a struggle over the phone and a brief ‘hey!’ Before he recognized his dad’s tired voice being put on the phone.

“We captured the villain. Luckily it wasn’t what this Josuke kid calls a ‘stand user’ otherwise it’d be up to you and you’re not able to control his stand.”

“Thank goodness. Dad, How soon can I get my body back?”

“Well, actually the quirk only lasts for a few hours and it should end right about now. Brace yourself.”

Kirishima dropped the phone from his hand and blacked out, he doesn’t remember hitting the ground.

“Hey, Kirishima!” He felt someone patting his cheek, trying to rouse him from his sleep.

He blinked his eyes, a blurry vision of pink and yellow coming into view.

“If your really Kirishima finish this phrase.” Sero said from above him, he could presume he was probably on the ground right now.

“Precisely.“ Kaminari started, Kirishima’s eyes lighting up.

“Damn, I’m late for school!” He sat up, actually seeing that the arms he was fist pumping were his and the friends he was looking at were his.

“Woah, hold the phone!” He looked up at his forehead and saw something blocking his view. “What is this?” Kirishima grabbed his pocket mirror, because he’s he owned a pocket mirror for just such occasions of keeping his spikes in order.

But it wasn’t spikes.

It was a pompadour.

“Yo Daddi-o, can I borrow your phone?” Kirishima asked Present Mic after his friends helped him off the floor and into a chair.

He called the last number, and it rung for a second before a voice he recognized answered the phone.

“Tomoko speaking?”

“Hello Mrs. Tomoko, I’m the kid your son switched bodies with. Sorry for the uh..trouble.” The redhead coughed.

“No trouble at all, as long as I have my son back in his rightful place and you back in yours. Would you like to talk to him? He says he’d very much like to talk to you.”

Kirishima heard Josuke whine to his mom to stop embarrassing him.

“Hello?”

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cheemerthelizard · 5 years ago

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Crusader of Life 2: Chapter 5

I just want to apologize for this chapter. I’ve been trying to edit it and make it better, but no matter what I try, it’s just so choppy, and I can’t find a way to make it flow well. I hope some of you still enjoy it, anyway.

As Kakyoin, Lily, and Emily walked along the road, looking for a place to eat, they saw a nice-looking restaurant; Tonio’s Italian Food.

“This looks good,” Lily said. “And I’m feeling pretty hungry for Italian food.”

The three walked in, and were greeted by a man in a chef’s hat.

“Welcome, welcome!” he chirped. “My name is Tonio, and I will be serving you.”

“Hello, Tonio,” Kakyoin replied. “I’m Noriaki Kakyoin, and this is Lily and Emily.”

The two waved their hands.

“Why don’t you nice folk take a seat?” Tonio asked. He sat the family down at a table and scooted the chairs in.

“So, what’s available on the menu?” Lily questioned.

“There is no menu,” Tonio replied. “I give you food based on your hands.”

“Our hands?” Kakyoin looked at Tonio, wondering if he was fit to be a chef or not.

“Yes. I read your hands and decide what to give you based on that.”

“This sounds fishy,” Kakyoin whispered to Lily.

“Well, we already gave him our money, so what else can we do?”

Kakyoin sighed. “Fine.” He held out his hands for Tonio to check.

“Hmm,” Tonio murmured while holding Kakyoin’s hands up for inspection. “I see. So, it seems that you’re very fatigued, probably from being a father, and your lungs have a little bit of dried blood stuck inside them.”

“What? How did you know all this?” Kakyoin asked.

“I told you,” Tonio answered, “it’s all in the hands. Although, may I ask why you have dried blood in your lungs? If you know the answer, that is.”

“I do,” Kakyoin said. “But I think it’s best not to tell you.”

“I see,” Tonio nodded. “And now, Lily, wasn’t it?”

Lily held her hands out.

“Ah, I see the same fatigue as Kakyoin, but I also see dehydration and dry skin is a huge problem.”

“Yes,” Lily admitted. “I’m not the best at drinking water throughout the day.”

“And what about the little bambina?”

“Emily? She’s just two.”

“And even children have health conditions sometimes. Please, just let me see her.”

Lily reluctantly let her daughter hold out her hands.

“Well, it’s true. There are no underlying problems concerning her physical or mental health,” Tonio said. “For now.”

“What do you mean, ‘for now’?” Kakyoin eyed him suspiciously.

“I mean, anything can happen,” Tonio explained. “She could get sick, bonk her head the wrong way, eat some expired food and throw up, anything.”

“Well, that’s true,” Lily sighed. “We thought you meant something was inevitably going to be wrong with her.”

“Oh, no, not at all!” Tonio laughed. “She’s a perfectly healthy child. You two should be proud. Now then, I’ll be right back with your drinks.”

Once Tonio was out of sight, Lily turned to Kakyoin. “So, about that dried blood in your lungs?”

“Well,” Kakyoin rubbed the back of his neck, “look, it’s not your fault, but I did have some blood that had dripped into my lungs from the hole Dio punched in my stomach, and although most of it got out, there was still some leftover. I still kind of taste it every time I cough.”

“And I’m back!” Tonio said, startling them both. “Here is some water for Kakyoin, a nice coffee for Lily, and a chocolate milk for Emily.”

“Thank you,” Emily piped as she started drinking the milk.

“Wow, this water is the best thing I’ve had in a while,” Kakyoin said after gulping it down.

“And this coffee is really good, too,” Lily added. “Although, it’s a little hot, and I feel like I’m sweating.”

“You are,” Kakyoin told her. “You’re sweating a lot. In fact, you’re drenched in sweat!”

Lily looked down, and saw all of her sweat glands pouring out liquid onto the floor. “What’s going on?”

“You’re shriveling up!” Kakyoin exclaimed. “You're turning into a raisin!”

It was true. Lily looked like she had been stuck in the desert for days with no water. Kakyoin ran up to Tonio and grabbed his shirt.

“What are you trying to do to her?” he yelled. “Are you trying to kill her?”

“Heavens, no!” Tonio held up his hands in defense. “This is just the healing process! Take a look at her now.”

Kakyoin turned his head, and saw that Lily was now completely fine. In fact, her skin had a nice, healthy glow to it now, and her face was no longer dry and scaly if you looked at it close enough.

“My apologies, sir!” Kakyoin let Tonio go and dusted off his shirt.

“No, no,” Tonio reassured him. “That’s a normal reaction to someone becoming a raisin, I think. Especially if it’s being done to her by someone.”

“My skin feels great!” Lily beamed. “It feels like I’ve taken a dip in the fountain of youth!”

“That’s great to hear!” Tonio laughed. “I always want my customers to feel their absolute best!”

As Tonio left to make the first dish, Lily looked at Kakyoin.

“He’s a Stand user.”

“Definitely.”

Emily looked at her parents. “Stand user?” she said, a little too loud.

Lily hushed the little girl, telling her, “We don’t know if he’s a good guy or bad guy yet, so it’s best if we keep quiet about our Stands.”

“Okay,” Emily whispered.

“And I’m back with your main course meal!” Tonio burst through the doors with curry, spaghetti, and chicken nuggets. “Curry for Kakyoin, spaghetti for Lily, and nuggets for Emily.” He set down the trays and let the others eat.

“This spaghetti is really something,” Lily complimented. “It’s delicious!”

“And so is this curry,” Kakyoin put in. “But it’s super spicy.” He started coughing a little bit, then more, then even more. “It’s so spicy I can’t stop coughing!”

“Noriaki!” Lily exclaimed. “I can see blood flakes coming up!”

Sure enough, as Kakyoin coughed, little flakes of dried up blood came up each and every time. “What are you doing to me?”

“Just like Lily here, it’s all part of the process,” Tonio nodded. “You should stop hacking up old blood right about now.”

Right on cue, Kakyoin’s coughing spree came to a halt. He took a deep breath in, deep breath out. “I don’t taste blood anymore!” he cheered. “It’s a miracle!”

“Not a miracle,” Tonio corrected, “the work of a Stand.”

“Hah! I knew it!” Lily exclaimed. “I knew you were a Stand user!”

“Why didn’t you tell us sooner?” Kakyoin asked. “And how did you know?”

Tonio shrugged. “Couldn’t really bring it up without it being weird. ‘Oh, hey, I have the same ability as you, just so you know.’”

“True,” Kakyoin nodded.

“And how I knew, well, I’m sure you know the answer to that.”

“Our hands,” Lily said.

“Correct!” Tonio replied. “Now, I’ll go get dessert ready for you three!”

After the dessert was done, and the bill paid, the three got their stuff and left the restaurant. “Thank you, Tonio!” Lily called.

“And thank you for letting me serve you!” Tonio called back. “Have a nice day!”

Once the family had closed the door, Tonio went to his kitchen again, put his head down on a counter, and sighed. “I should have told them,” he muttered to himself. “I should have told them about what I saw with Emily. No, it would only have brought worry. But, don’t parents have the right to worry? Especially when it comes to sickness?

“Shouldn’t Lily and Kakyoin have the right to know that if their daughter’s Stand gets any stronger, it could kill her?”

***

“Man, that was some delicious stuff!” Okuyasu said as he and Josuke walked down the street. “I’m never eating anywhere else again!”

“Yeah, it was pretty good, wasn’t it?” Josuke laughed.

“Woah, Josuke!” Okuyasu suddenly dropped his volume down. “Look at that chick over there!”

Josuke turned his head, and saw the girl his friend was talking about. She was about the same age as the two boys, with a curvy crop top that covered just below the chest, and leggings that didn’t leave too much to the imagination. Her skin was flawless, and she used just enough makeup to bring out all of her face’s features.

“Josuke, do you think you can say hi to her for me?” Okuyasu begged. “I would, but I’m not good with girls.”

“Are you kidding?” Josuke hissed. “I couldn’t talk to her even if I tried.”

“No need,” the girl had walked up to them, completely unnoticed. “I just so happened to look over my shoulder and see two handsome boys staring me down, so I thought I’d come and talk to you.”

While Josuke was nervously introducing himself to the girl, who’s name was Reina, Okuyasu was wide-eyed, wondering how he got her to think he was handsome, and also thinking to himself, Finally! Someone who has good taste!

“I see your friend has taken an interest in me,” Reina giggled.

“Oh, Okuyasu?” Josuke nervously laughed, hoping she didn’t think any less of him. “He’s just a little dopey. Come on, have you had lunch yet? I know a good BBQ place down the block.”

“Hey, no fair!” Okuyasu shot at his friend. “I saw her first, meaning I should ask her out!”

“Like you could even hit it off with her!” Josuke argued. “I’m the one all the girls swoon over, not you!”

“Boys, boys!” Reina laughed. “No need to fight! I can brainwash both of you, you know.”

Before either of the two could process what she said, Reina snapped her fingers, and their eyes went from their normal color to a pastel pink. Their faces were completely wiped of any expression, and their bodies were now completely straight.

“Now that I have you under my control,” Reina’s lighthearted laugh became a dark, sinister one, “I want you to go kill Kakyoin, Lily, and Emily. And make it quick, I don’t have much patience.”

The two bowed their heads, and slowly walked off like zombies.

“Good,” Reina said to herself. “Once those three are gone, all that will be left is Jotaro.”

#oc #crusader of life #diamond is unbreakable #jojo's bizarre adventure #fanfiction #my fanfiction

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cheemers-writing-archive · 4 years ago

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Crusader of Life 2: Chapter 5

As Kakyoin, Lily, and Emily walked along the road, looking for a place to eat, they saw a nice-looking restaurant; Tonio’s Italian Food.

“This looks good,” Lily said. “And I’m feeling pretty hungry for Italian food.”

The three walked in, and were greeted by a man in a chef’s hat.

“Welcome, welcome!” he chirped. “My name is Tonio, and I will be serving you.”

“Hello, Tonio,” Kakyoin replied. “I’m Noriaki Kakyoin, and this is Lily and Emily.”

The two waved their hands.

“Why don’t you nice folk take a seat?” Tonio asked. He sat the family down at a table and scooted the chairs in.

“So, what’s available on the menu?” Lily questioned.

“There is no menu,” Tonio replied. “I give you food based on your hands.”

“Our hands?” Kakyoin looked at Tonio, wondering if he was fit to be a chef or not.

“Yes. I read your hands and decide what to give you based on that.”

“This sounds fishy,” Kakyoin whispered to Lily.

“Well, we already gave him our money, so what else can we do?”

Kakyoin sighed. “Fine.” He held out his hands for Tonio to check.

“What? How did you know all this?” Kakyoin asked.

“I told you,” Tonio answered, “it’s all in the hands. Although, may I ask why you have dried blood in your lungs? If you know the answer, that is.”

“I do,” Kakyoin said. “But I think it’s best not to tell you.”

“I see,” Tonio nodded. “And now, Lily, wasn’t it?”

Lily held her hands out.

“Ah, I see the same fatigue as Kakyoin, but I also see dehydration and dry skin is a huge problem.”

“Yes,” Lily admitted. “I’m not the best at drinking water throughout the day.”

“And what about the little bambina?”

“Emily? She’s just two.”

“And even children have health conditions sometimes. Please, just let me see her.”

Lily reluctantly let her daughter hold out her hands.

“Well, it’s true. There are no underlying problems concerning her physical or mental health,” Tonio said. “For now.”

“What do you mean, ‘for now’?” Kakyoin eyed him suspiciously.

“I mean, anything can happen,” Tonio explained. “She could get sick, bonk her head the wrong way, eat some expired food and throw up, anything.”

“Well, that’s true,” Lily sighed. “We thought you meant something was inevitably going to be wrong with her.”

“Oh, no, not at all!” Tonio laughed. “She’s a perfectly healthy child. You two should be proud. Now then, I’ll be right back with your drinks.”

Once Tonio was out of sight, Lily turned to Kakyoin. “So, about that dried blood in your lungs?”

“And I’m back!” Tonio said, startling them both. “Here is some water for Kakyoin, a nice coffee for Lily, and a chocolate milk for Emily.”

“Thank you,” Emily piped as she started drinking the milk.

“Wow, this water is the best thing I’ve had in a while,” Kakyoin said after gulping it down.

“And this coffee is really good, too,” Lily added. “Although, it’s a little hot, and I feel like I’m sweating.”

“You are,” Kakyoin told her. “You’re sweating a lot. In fact, you’re drenched in sweat!”

Lily looked down, and saw all of her sweat glands pouring out liquid onto the floor. “What’s going on?”

“You’re shriveling up!” Kakyoin exclaimed. “You’re turning into a raisin!”