#josephheadcanons

[ineedtherapist]

Ca we have the crusaders with a touch starved Fem!s/o? She is like and at the same time loves to give affection back!

Eyyyoooo I have some free time today so LET'S FCKING GOOO

This idea is so fcking cute AHAHJAJ

13/12 =I'm sorry cuz I kinda lost idea on polnareff and avdol💀

side note: HELP- I DON'T KNOW HOW TO WRITE FR-

Crusaders with a touch starved fem!s/o hcs

Jotaro

"...yare yare daze. C'mere"

Jotaro is crazily good with physical touches. Like bro is Holly son and Joseph grandson. One way or another he definitely carry that genes in him.

This guy is stupidly observant, prob already notice about it but never says a thing.

OMG I HAVEN'T WRITE FOR AGES I'M LOSING MY TOUCH

He's a mysterious typa guy so yes he wouldn't reciprocate that much when in public but I guaranteed you when both him and his s/o are alone he'll initiate the first move.

Doesn't mind his s/o touch him as long as they understand his boundaries.

Actually loves,enjoy N appreciate it especially after having a rough day.

HANDS ON HEAD HANDS ON HEAD HANDS ON HEAD-

and on waist too as a matter of fact.

while laying down.

cuddling.

forehead kissing.

their s/o rambling bout their day

and him listening with occasional 'mmhmm and then?"

yeah. feel a bit too personal ifykyk

When he actually knows how much his s/o love physical contact he'll try to do it subtly but as much as possible and won't say a thing if they do it to him in public. cue to Holly kissing his cheek every morning

Sometimes most of the time Polnareff gonna tease him and his s/o and it kinda went like this :

"Hey joot! ya mind if I borrow ur sweetheart for a sec? I'm having a severe withdrawal symptoms from being single as heck. Now c'mere lov- AAughHhhGhh????!! GODDAMN IT JOTAR- FUCK! I'M GONNA DIE! JOTARO!!!!"

Everytime he did that, Jotaro gonna summon star platinum to hug him instead and well- all of the crew get to see a fcking 20+ yr old scream in absolute agonize and by the end of the "cuddling" sessions his face covered with snot and tears.

Due from that absolutely horrifying scene oldseph keep his words to himself though there are still times where we can actually see quite the scene.

Kakyoin would be a bit embarrassed, not in a bad way just kinda surprised with what's happening in front of him though when he get used to it, he's silently cheering for both of his friends.

Avdol takes pictures of all the little cute scenes and put it in a collection.

Marriage present he will say with a small smile.

Kakyoin

"...yes... I'm free.. r u sure? 'kay then. here- OMPF"

This guy is def as touch starved as his s/o. Worse, unlike his s/o, man doesn't even notice it.

Kakyoin sees physical contacts as an act of professionalism and rarely initiate one unless necessary.

He does it with his parents ofc but again very rarely and mostly on special occasions.

Think about it a lot actually but never voice it out especially if his s/o barely try to show they wants it.

When they did, oh boy it's one hell of a ride.

He'll get awkward at first but gradually warm up and well- get ready cuz you're prob will be in contact with him all the time no matter how big or small.

hand holding? yes. hand on waist while being side by side? yes. resting heads on each other laps? yes. shoulder touching while sitting? yes.

He'll be and look really dejected if his s/o says no w/o a proper reason.

Though he is an introvert and will understand if you needed some space. Just give him a heads-up kay? poor boy think his s/o losing interest in him.

WILL search up in books or online on "how to hug a person" or "101 absolute ways on how to not be a creep when initiating physical contact"

He's embarrassed with pda mainly cuz he's not used to it but he tried to make it up later in private .

He also will try to actually be comfortable and open, letting himself to relish and return the affection.

Is absolutely overjoyed with the fact that his s/o love physical contacts cuz honestly deep down he really wanted to bond and be comfortable with the person he loves and the area he really lacks in are well- human contact.

He's glad his s/o is there to teach him.

Another one that'll summon his stand to make a- *ehem* two adult cry because they're as joot always say "being a pain in the ass"

Olseph

"c'mere babe! it's cuddly wuggly time."

Bro the best and warmest teddy bear ever been alive.

#1 physical contact lover.

Hug and kiss his s/o all the time.

Small simple contacts like hand holding while walking through the streets traveling.

Hands on ur laps.

No I will not elaborate.

SITTING IN HIS LAPS.

That can go two ways and again no I will not elaborate.

Though he would absolutely loves it if his s/o sit on his laps while both him and his s/o relaxing.

A normal sunny day on a porch. Him reading a newspaper with his s/o on his laps snuggling doing whatever they're doing.

Absolutely hyped when he knows how much his s/o wanted to be in physical contact cuz again that's his forte.

Tickle his s/o while him and his s/o in bed, just woke up from sleep.

And when his s/o return his gestures?

God.

He definitely make a right choice.

It always a contest between who can give more affection and surprise the others. the hell this is too cute Bye-

Flex in front of the crew all the time and no he doesn't get embarrassed. why would he? his s/o is the happiest things ever happened to him. he'll be damned to give two shits.

Polnareff

"Mon Amour~! can I rest on ur lap? pretty pleaseee"

#2 physical contact lovers.

Also hyped cuz his s/o wanted to be pampered and loves to pamper him back? HELL YEAH

He's extreme. that's for sure.

Zero conscience.

Hug? Kiss? Snuggle? Cuddle? Princess style carry? Name it and he'll be doing just that in a heartbeat.

Once him and his s/o in each other arms, it will took a lot of effort for him to actually let go

The type that surprisingly jealous and won't let his s/o do it to anyone else unless under circumstances.

Get tease a lot but never done anything. Bro confident in his abilities and charm as a man.

Avdol

"yes, I'm free. Of course! Here."

CUTIE AJJSJAJAJA

Ok look like I have every right to fangirl cuz bro so sweet with his s/o.

Avdol is reserved so he doesn't show much of a need or want to be in any literal human contact so it gonna make his s/o a bit nervous.

BUT!

He adores it. He thinks it cute and a symbol of deep trust between two ppl especially coming from someone as special as his s/o.

He reciprocate it whether public or private.

Hand holding. cuz it's sexy u can't change my mind

Very open and accepting in general.

Encourage you and also love to be pamper.

Honestly one of the most loving and normal guy in jjba fr and the crew itself fr.

ahhhh idk what to write but this man is an absolute cutie.

Doesn't get jealous since he trust his s/o.

Actually talk to his s/o about coming to him whenever they're in dire need of human contacts.

Doesn't get teased that bad by the crew. They're just genuinely happy to see avdol and his s/o relationship cuz it have calming and very comforting vibe.

Joseph tease him once in a while but nothing severe.

A bit possessive depending on the circumstances.

[ineedtherapist]

last one for repost cuz I give up, look like I'm not gonna be able to retrieve the rest and my req are piling up so I should move on. not gonna rewrite too cuz my schedule is packed so- hhshshsh

Crusaders comforting cheerful!reader after reader gone quiet, reminded of their abusive household drabbles and scenario.

Drabbles

Jotaro, Kakyoin, Polnareff

Jotaro is very observant so he notices the change in your behaviour quite quickly. You seems fairly distracted in conversation and won't engage in almost any of the activity pol and kak suggest which is weird considering you're second to them when it comes to this type of thing. Jotaro has to give you credit tho, whatever the hell you're hiding from them, you're doing a really good job at it, almost as if it's something you'd been doing for a long time. Sadly, it won't work on Jotaro. He won't address it in the first few days cuz he want to give you some space first to sort out your head and if you want to tell them about it, you probably had done it a long time ago. Though when you still haven't try to open up to any of them after a week or so, he grow impatient mainly because he's worried how quiet and unresponsive you have become. He notices how Joseph try to talk to you about it a few times but you keep on dismissing him, saying shit like "don't worry, I'm good. Just a lil tired" so he decided to take the initiative himself. Despite his claims tho, he kinda clueless on what to do at first. At least until Kakyoin and Polnareff come barging into his hotel room.

Kakyoin notice the problem right away. No jokes. This boy named Noriaki Kakyoin here, have lots of history when it comes to problems regarding relationship, trauma and the such. No one know except for Jotaro, Avdol and Joseph but he's weirdly sensitive towards other ppl behaviour and mood. He got alarmed right after you refuse to partake in one of the activity that actually is one of your fav and when you says " no I'm fine lol. just tired." to Joseph kinda obvious worries, yeah. it kinda seal the deal for him. He's good at sensing but when it comes to initiate action, it's better to let the professional handle it alas why he's now in Jotaro's room with all three of them brainstorming on what to do.

Polnareff is the last one to notice in the crusaders and probably won't till it's too late if not for Kakyoin come knocking on his room to talk about the matter. Polnareff genuinely thought you're tired given the nature of their journey and Polnareff experiences dealing with the enemy stand user at every turn kinda influence heavily the said thought. He does sense something is not right when you suddenly gone quiet in the middle of a conversation and even point it out a couple of times though immediately drop the topic when you seems uncomfortable about it. Now that he know what's that strange reaction is all about, he try to confront you straight away but after being stop by Kakyoin and hearing his explanations, he put it on hold, quickly bringing dragging Kakyoin to Jotaro's room. Polnareff already know what to do, he just need more concrete planning and more ppl cuz the more the merrier right?

Oldseph

Joseph is bad at reading ppl even back in his youth. Honestly not because he can't or doesn't have the capability to do so, he just doesn't give a shit about it at all. Though as he grow older as a dad and a husband, he gain more experience in managing ppl around him and his job nature that requires him to read and observe people closely make Joseph catch on to this type of thing fairly quickly. Your sudden mood change and forced interactions with the crusaders is deeply unsettling to him. Give you space like Jotaro but he does try to talk to you a couple of times. When that doesn't work, he'll want to confront you about it because he got super frustrated and worry of your continuous rejection towards his advances. Though when he see the younger ones making their moves, he decided to wait and watch first. He know he can trust you in their hands and choose to wait for the right time to put his long-life experience to good use later.

Avdol

Avdol, similar to Joseph will ask you what's bothering you after realising your peculiar attitude though he do it more subtly to avoid upsetting you. Avdol isn't the one to dwell on such thing too much tho, so he simply take it as how you tell him. He believe you're more than capable in taking care of yourself and try to brush it off despite the small voice in his heart telling him something is definitely wrong. Joseph constant questioning manage to pique his interest and such lead him to ask the older man the reasoning behind his actions. After his small discussion with Joseph and now convinced his suspicions is true, he decide to contribute to the crusaders plan using his own specialty.

Iggy

This mf. Istm man. Iggy realise your sudden changes as fast and as much as Kakyoin does. He just doesn't point it out to others cuz he doesn't care. Don't get me wrong, he care about you but in his own way. Going around telling other ppl about it however definitely not one of those. Besides, he think the rest of the crusaders especially Jotaro will realise it in no time. He try to give subtle hint about it tho and honestly relieved that the rest of crusader start to take action since he hates it if he's the one that have to.

Scenario

After a long discussion and planning in Jojo room that night, Jojo, Kak and Pol decided to do as how Pol suggest by taking you out on an outing to distract your thought for a bit and have good quality time with them.

All of them quickly go their separate ways to inform the rest of the crusaders about their plan only to be met with rejection as both Joseph and Avdol seems to have their own separate plans for (y/n). Iggy on the other hand seems to agree with the plan after Jotaro explain it to him. Though a bit dissapointed, all of them put their trust in the two and go back to their room to prepare for the big event tomorrow.

The next morning, you wake up with Polnareff intruding your room and plopping himself beside you while acting cute trying to convince you to go out with them today. Kakyoin come a bit later, excitement shine in his pretty lavender eyes, trying to coax you like Polnareff.

You would be lying if you don't feel guilty or not wanting to join them, but the thing is, you're just going to ruin the mood if you go. The sudden flashbacks and relentless amount of nightmares you keep on getting because of your past is keeping you from having fun with the crusaders or just simply doing anything else.

You try to give an excuse to both of them, only to be called out by Jotaro from the door, which Polnareff unsurprisingly forget to close. It's rare to see the buff male appear so suddenly without a reason, much more at your room. You hang out a lot, it's just Jotaro aren't really the type to search for ppl.

In the end, you decided to go with them since well- honestly you have been avoiding them long enough and your past problems aren't supposed to get in the way of your new found relationships. Both Polnareff and Kakyoin cheers in triumph when you say you'll go, causing you to let a heartfelt chuckle by their excitement and as usual Jotaro being Jotaro, nod his head in approval. You swear you could see him smiling when you steal a glance at him just now.

After you finish making yourself look presentable, Jotaro tell you to follow him to Joseph and Avdol room first. Despite the unsettling feeling in your stomach, you don't question him and simply do as he says. Luckily, Kakyoin and Polnareff is right behind you guys, so supposedly any option regarding your problems is thrown out the window now.

When Jotaro open the door, your nose quickly catch the delicious smell that penetrate your smell buds. Your stomach growl in hunger. Greeted by Avdol, all of you quickly seated yourself at the table where Joseph is already there. He fold the newspaper he was reading just now and go to hug you which you eagerly return.

Out of nowhere, Iggy come and put himself on your lap, surprising you. Polnareff tell you that you should make good use of the opportunity since no one ever see Iggy behave like this with any of them. You feel weirdly happy by the privileges and though hesitating at first, soon found yourself patting him with a feeling of joy you can't describe properly.

Not long after that, Avdol come back with his mouth watering signature dishes that make you drool uncontrollably. All of you eat your breakfast while chatting and cracking jokes here and there. The mood is really pleasant and joyful with you just being you, teasing Polnareff and Kakyoin teasing you. Jotaro and Avdol being the sassy bitch them are, throw few strong remarks here and there. Joseph just keep on laughing at the whole ordeal while Iggy just sleeping on your lap.

Amidst all of that, Joseph feel relieved that you seems to be doing better though the big eye bags under your eyes still bothers him a lot. After all of you finished, Joseph pull out something out of his pocket which is a black debit card, undoubtedly belong to the elder man. Shocked, ofc you reject it only to see Jotaro hand quickly take and shoving the card into one of his uniform pocket, mumbling small 'thank you'.

You look at him with 'bro, wtf??' and his stoic face simply says 'why not? he give it to us, that jiji have too much money to spend by his own before he die anyways'. This is fcking wrong yet when Joseph seem to be least bothered by it, you give in and give the elder man another hug while expressing your gratitude.

Bidding Avdol and Joseph farewell, with Iggy dangling on your shoulder both you and Jotaro make exit outside the place you're staying with Polnareff and Kakyoin already waiting outside.

The whole day went by a flash. All of you went to so many places it's hard to say which one is the best since all of them are. all of them are your fav places Kakyoin doing silly antics and Polnareff just being Polnareff. Even Jotaro partake in the activity, joining both Kakyoin and Polnareff in their goofy act and it's just so stupidly hilariously since his face doesn't change at all except for one with mockery. That to say, you yourself join in with Iggy helping you using his 'charms' as a dog and in the end it becomes some type of competition which you don't even know how it started.

Your stomach hurt from how much you have been laughing and you seem to forget about the problem you have been facing which make the 3 male and Iggy silently relieved that you are doing better while being with them.

It isn't until dinner that all of you make your way back towards your inn with both of your arms intertwined with one that belongs to Kakyoin and the other one that belongs to surprisingly, Jotaro. A gesture which the bigger male give as for today present for you which one you quickly take opportunity of. Iggy as usual, is leisurely sitting on top of your head.

While all of you are chattering away halfway through the journey, Polnareff suddenly yell that the one who arrive the latest at the inn is a stinky ass and before you could react, you see Kakyoin already running far ahead in front of you followed by the silver hair man who continuously calling out for the red head for cheating.

Dumbfounded, you suddenly feel strong pair of arms grip your waist and lift you up making you yelp in surprise. Suddenly you have become incredibly tall, sitting on top of Jotaro. Your legs dangling of his wide shoulders and your hand gripping his thick neck for support. You can smell the shampoo he use thickly because of how close both of you are. Before you can say anything, Jotaro went on a full speed, easily catching up with the other two. You hear Iggy grumble in annoyance on top of you, presumably because of Jotaro and Polnareff mainly Polnareff.

As Jotaro pick up his pace, you let out uncontrollable breathless laughter with large surge of adrenaline coursing through despite Jotaro is the one doing all the hard work. Hand clutches at whatever you can for support, you feel your face started to cramp and your cheeks hurt from how much you have been smiling and laughing. It feels good.

This feels good.

When you are in front of Joseph and Avdol room once again, safe to say you and Jotaro win the race with Kakyoin following soon after and Polnareff being the last one to arrive. You burst into another fit of laughter watching the other two trying to catch on their breath. Polnareff look like he want to say smtg only to give up with a broken face.

Avdol open the door to see what's the commotion all about, being half surprised by the view in front of him though he doesn't ask too much, letting the rest of you in. Surprised to see Avdol the only person in the room, you ask him where Joseph is. Avdol say he doesn't know either but he told him he won't be joining for dinner. Ngl, you feel a bit disappointed by that, since you want to talk to Joseph about everything that happened today and to thank him again for the card since none of the guys seem to feel even a bit of guilty spending it as much as they want.

You guys sit for dinner and nothing extraordinary happen. Just a bunch of folks talking and enjoying the meal in front of them. Iggy seems to be taking the the whole racing idea personally tho since he restlessly attack Polnareff throughout the dinner and Jotaro have to help Polnareff calm him down only to be attack too.

The dinner somehow ended rather peacefully not long after. You stay to help Avdol after dinner, while the rest of the guys go back to their room to clean themselves up. You tell Avdol about everything that happen that day and the larger man simply hear your story, throwing occasional comments here and there. You tell him that you would love to go with all the crusaders including him and Joseph on the next outing and Avdol is more than happy to agree.

Your conversation continue until you heard a familiar voice and a familiar face appears in the kitchen. You quickly run to hug the larger and older male who open his arms wide for you, feeling his chest grumble deeply as you hug him when he let a deep chuckle at your behaviour. Joseph ask you if you already finish eating and Avdol answer on your behalf instead. Satisfied, Joseph nod at Avdol and ask you whether you're too tired to spend some time with him which your answer is no.

Now that you look closely, Joseph look different than usual. His usual simple choice of clothing which includes light coloured shirt and khaki pants are now replaced by a white dress with blazing red jacket and a blue tie hanging loose from his neck as well as brown coloured jean with black belt and knee high boots. It strangely.. suits him. Almost as if the clothes are meant for him. Noticing your unblinking stare, he grin and start to pose randomly which resulted in you laughing your ass off.

He laugh along and tell you to go clean yourself first and meet him outside after you're done. Curious but excited, you wave goodbye at Avdol and Iggy, quickly do as Joseph instructed. When you go outside, your jaw drop to see a beautifully sexy bike which is equally stunning as the owner himself, pridefully parked in front of you. Joseph smirk and motion you to come closer, allowing you to touch his baby girl as he put it.

The bike is old almost antique if you could say that yet it's perfectly been taken care of, showing how much love the rider have for it. He give you a helmet and tell you to hop on which you couldn't have been happier to oblige to. As far as you can also tell, the bike is definitely meant for one person, but somehow it manage to accommodate both of you, perhaps customize by Joseph to be so.

He doesn't waste any time and after feeling your hand tightly secured around his waist, he start to pedal his "lover" and speed into the night. Growing excited as more second pass by, You couldn't help but yell on top of your long while standing on anything that is concrete enough for your feet to do so. You feel your throat getting tighter and dryer yet you couldn't stop the roaring of laughter and the endless hurling of words you let out. Joseph, indulging both you and himself, speed up even more, turning and twisting his bike skilfully on every nook and cranny.

Somehow, both of you manage to keep your lives and safely arrive at your destination. It's a tower, a frighteningly tall one. Holding his hand out to you, he ask you to trust and follow him which you hesitantly do so. You remember hearing from Jotaro that Joseph is aggressively wild back in his youth, even more so than he is now which honestly until a sec ago, you can't really understand what the high school student mean.

Climbing the tower is by no mean an easy feat, yet Joseph presence help you a lot and after what feels like hours of endless climbing, you're now at the top, sitting on a surprisingly quite the sturdy platform with Joseph right beside you. The view is fantastic, you can't help but silently watch the beautiful scenery of the city in front of you while holding Joseph hand the whole time in fear of losing your own footing. After a while, both of you start to talk about numerous topic which mostly Joseph the one initiating it.

He talks about his childhood, his grandma Erina and Old man Speedwagon the founder of SPW Foundation, his journey in order to fight the pillarmen, about the lost of his best friend Caesar and his wife Suzi Q. His father and grandfather. Dio. His bike which you rightly guess, been customized to bring holly or suzi out on dates and a simple day out.

Honestly, you're shocked hearing all those story from Joseph, it's obvious that the Joestar have quite the history but you never thought it's this depressing, perhaps your trauma is only a small thing to be frown about compared to them and you can't help but feel your heart ache at the thought. The memory of your past start to flash rapidly in your mind and you doesn't realize the tremble in your hands that Joseph feels.

Deep in your thoughts, you fail to hear Joseph calling out to you, resulted in him using a bit of hamon to gain your attention back. Startled by the sudden sensation, you snap your head back at Joseph only to feel hot tears start to leak onto your face harshly as you do so.

You try to cover your face but with no where to run, you can only continue to cry in front of Joseph, your hands doing a poor job covering the evidence. Honestly, you're scared. Scared to tell him and the crusaders about your past, scared to let him see your scars and scared to let anybody else peek into the ugly truth you've been hiding all this time. While you're busy trying to hide your face, you feel Joseph hand reaching out for yours, uttering your name softly he say,

"(y/n). Everyone have their own struggles in their lives. It doesn't matter how big or small it is because the only person who can decide that is you. Because you're the one who experience it, see it and feel it. Maybe someone suffer more than you, maybe lesser than you but that doesn't mean you should ignore your own pain, sweetheart. That's why it's alright to take your time, don't push yourself. It's never been easy to take the first step and that's okay, all of us are here for you as long as you need it so cry your eyes out, curse your shitty past and those arseholes that hurt you. You're strong, I know. But it's okay to not be okay. It's okay to lean on someone else when you need to. Its okay to not want to be happy. No one will get mad or hurt you and no one will mock you less they will invalidate you. None of us will allowed that to happen. Not now not ever. You're our family (y/n)."

Hearing those words that you've been longing to hear, you finally give up and pour your heart out to the elder man. You tell him about your past, your memories, the pain and aftermath that it inflicted on you. All those nightmares and sudden intrusive thoughts. How you doesn't want to feel this way. How much you're grateful to them for everything they have done to you. How you're sorry that the same cheerful and energetic person they know is stupidly weak and useless. How you want to let everything go and just live your life happily.

Everything. You tell him everything while bawling your eyes out. All those pent up and bottled feeling you keep for years slip past your mouth like endless stream of water flowing from the tap. All why Joseph hold you in his arms, simply hearing and being there for you.

By the time you finished, your face is red from all the crying and the sheer of embarrassment you feel from the sudden outbursts though you're thankful that Joseph doesn't say a thing about it. Both of you sit there for a while, sharing each other warmth until a certain thought cross your mind.

Slowly you pull out from his hug and with your puffy eyes, you ask him how are you guys supposed to get down now? You aren't exactly in the best conditions to do a whole journey down the tower after all those crying. Being carried by Joseph is not a choice either since it's undoubtedly dangerous to do so.

Joseph stare at you blankly before telling you he doesn't have a clue either. There's a moment of silence before both of you burst into fit of laughter. Even after all those talk and amazing bonding time, Joseph is still Joseph after all. Shaking your head, you continue to cuddle with Joseph in which he's more than happier to accept. Both of you can figure out how to settle the problem later, right now you just want to drink in the warmth and joy you're feeling with your new family.