#jori is the best ship

[uhhhyaenbyjade]

Wrote a Jade x Tori fic based on the cover of Chappel Roan's "Good Luck, Babe!" done by senses. Please go check it out, and read my fic as well!

[levana-stark]

Please writers of Tumblr I need more Charles/Joris fics 😭

[miss--river]

decided to give the that 2019 hellboy movie a second chance. still not a fan tbh but ive kinda warmed up to his design

[landograndprix]

╰┈➤ ❝ desire • l.n c.l c.s ❞ II

part i - part iii

➪ Charles hasn't paid much attention to you after your daughter was born but a certain Brit does.

➪ Charles is not trying to do his best to safe your relationship but a new friendship is blossoming between you and lando.

➪ established relationship mom!reader x dad!Charles x lando

➪ thank you so much for the love this fic us getting, it honestly was just a silly idea i had, absolutely insane 😭 google translate is my bestest friend

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y/nusername

📍 Monte-Carlo, Monaco

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y/nusername the day after hits different when you've got a mini you 🍷

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manon_roux hangover central over here😩

↳ y/nusername I would too if I drank about every drink available

noellepicard nobody told you to down all that tequila

manon_roux thanks for the support you guys

formulaonef1 Manon being the wildest of them all is not something I expected 💀

julieeeexo oh yeah the day after a night out definitely hits different, I know all about it!

charlieferrari zoë with her little bow 😭

hannahh how do you have time to read? I have a 8 month old and I'm barely able to read 2 pages a day!

↳ y/nusername I'm very lucky with a daughter who never skips a single nap and loves her sleep 😅

joris__trouche just like her mother

y/nusername oh definitely 🥰

landonorizzzz the fact that joris has been paying more attention to y/n than I've seen Charles do in the last couple of weeks is fucking hilarious to me

landoscar and its all too much for little zoë leclerc 😴

carlito55 did you and charles break up?

robyn_diaz had so much fun last night, so glad we got ti meet! 🤩

↳ norrizz isn't this lando's gf? 😂

norry4 unfortunately 😂

norrizz unfortunately??

norry4 she didn't really hide the fact that she's dating lando just for her 5 seconds of fame and money 💀

oscarpastry they're robably just fwb, lando said he was single in an interview couple weeks back

noellepicard mom's big night out, great success

landonorris still alive?

↳ y/nusername barely

landonorris I know the feeling

carlandooo lando...what are you doing here? 👀

charlesherve oh god watch this be the new ship of the fandom 🙄

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y/nusername

📍 Monte-Carlo, Monaco

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y/nusername les derniers jours de l'été ☀ (the last days of summer)

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thurthur gotta love the leclerc family 😭

manon_roux mademoiselle fille passe une journée difficile, je vois 😴 (miss girl having a tough day i see)

↳ y/nusername c'est un travail difficile d'être un bébé (it's a tough job being a baby)

manon_roux ..et quelqu'un doit le faire 🥰 (..and someone's gotta do it)

bott_ass take me to Monaco pls

joris__trouche still not an invite? 😔

↳ sharl16 joris being abandoned by his boyfriend and his boyfriends girlfriend 😔

arthurlec omg arthur and charles 😭

noellepicard j'espère que tu as passé une bonne journée, hottie ❤️ (hope you had a great day, hottie)

↳ y/nusername toujours 😘 (always)

arthur_leclerc you need to lock your phone better

↳ y/nusername or you could leave it alone?

arthur_leclerc yeah but that's not fun ☺

thurthur stop bullying your brothers girlfriend 😭

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Desire taglist; @fangirl-dot-com @sainzluvrr @writingworlds @chezmardybum @lewisvinga @xjval @fanficweasley @rockyhayzkid @aundercover @thecubanator2 @minchedchilli @crimeshowjunkie @alisoncasey21 @eeviepepi08 @shamelesspotatos @sleepybrokenmelle @leireggsworld @janeholt3 @iamahalucinationn @dessxoxsworld @kapsylia @22yuki @dark-night-sky-99 @sheslikeacurse @nerdreader @champagneproblems17 @norwayxo @sunny44 @honeymoonelvis47 @forevertcaffeinated-lee @amalialeclerc

Lando taglist: @simp-for-fictional-people @landossainz @christianpulisic10 @bored-brunette2

[shewolfofvilnius]

Making Ser Jory's kid Rook is the best OC I've ever made

(If you've seen me post relentlessly about her on bluesky or reddit no you haven't)

If you've EVER played Dragon Age: Origins, one of the most memorable moments takes place early in the game. Your character has just traveled to Ostagar, where you'll formally join the Grey Wardens. You meet two recruits, one is the rogueish cutpurse Daveth, while the other is the former knight Ser Jory, formerly of Redcliffe and now of Highever (remember that bit.)

Jory is responsible for the first major tone shift of the entire franchise, when the previously affable Duncan, billed in all six origins as an at least moderately heroic type, pulls out his blade and kills Ser Jory when the knight refuses to drink Darkspawn blood (seems sensible), having either been misinformed or otherwise woefully naive about what being a Warden means.

The entire thing is grim - and your player character can even tell Alistair and Duncan how fucked up that was after the fact. Most importantly for THIS story, however, is something that Jory mentions twice including right before he dies: He has a wife back in Highever, who is due to have a baby.

Highever. The same Highever that gets raided and sacked during the Human Noble origin by Arl Howe's forces. The same Highever that sees every family member of literally anyone even vaguely connected to Teyrn Cousland either killed or worse.

But presumably, there were at least some survivors, folks who were able to flee. Even in canon world states where they don't join the Wardens, both the younger Cousland sibling and their mother Eleanor cut a pretty wide swathe of damage through the castle before being overwhelmed. The carnage almost assuredly let people flee, we see it in the human noble origin!

Maybe, just maybe, one of those people...was Jory's wife Helena. Who winds up fleeing Highever aboard a cargo ship headed for Tevinter. A cargo ship that winds up getting run aground and attacked near the battlefields Ventus by the Qunari, right as Helena is due to give birth. Worth noting: Thie last part of that is not even fanciful headcanon, it's Shadow Dragon Rook's canonical biography. They mention it to Tarquin before the Act 1 Choice.

and by the time of game events, a certain Legatus Mercar is ready to talk with Maevaris, Dorian, and the Shadow Dragons and has begun expressing equalist sentiments, at least privately? How would they know what Legatus Mercar thinks privately? Well, in a Shadow Dragon run, for one thing because his child is standing right next to them.

Having Rook be Rory and Helena's kid, though, opens up so much storytelling potential. Like the time Rook refuses to go along with the commanding First Warden (also from Rivain like Duncan)'s orders and nearly draws her own weapon on him:

Seem familiar?

Now imagine a bit later, when Morrigan meets her and immediately realizes there's something haunting familiar about this woman leading the attack against the gods. She even reflexively questions Rook's intelligence for a moment.

Later still, at Weisshaupt, when Rook - in this case now already armed with the knowledge that there was a Warden at Ostagar who she looks uncannily like - finds the chalice, finds records from the Fifth Blight while they're escaping to the dragon trap through the library.

drama.

It's been such a fantastic story so far and I'm only at Act 2. There's even an inversion of Flemeth's "sadly irrelevant in the larger scheme of things" line with Morrigan as she reveals the Mythal fragment in the Crossroads. Framed with a shot of a building that has a vague resemblence to the Tower of Ishal in the background with more swamp-like elements in the Crossroads.

At the same time, growing up as a girl in Tevinter has meant multiple stark differences between her and her father. She's a Shadow Dragon, so clearly she's invested in the liberation of slaves and servants. She's interested in equality, and although human, has likely experienced at least two forms of prejudice herself (being a non-Mage in Tevinter, and yes, being a she from a Tevinter military family when we know the Tevinter military has a long history of excluding or diminishing women). While her biological father is noted for having rather...sheltered and inhibited beliefs on the capabilities and stations of elves, dwarves, and yes, women - there's none of that with her.

...to the point that in her world state, she's CLEARLY in love with an elf. And while Jory ran off to chase glory and danger with the Wardens leaving Helena behind, when trouble comes for Bellara, she squares up and stands to protect her - even when that trouble is Bellara's own brother (and the ancient elven wannabe-god manipulating him)

but ultimately, the apple didn't fall entirely away from the tree.

Listen to the thing about Helena that Jory says hooked him in:

and who is Rook smitten with?

You know good and damn well Rook melts into a puddle every single time Bellara looks at her. Her vallaslin is literally designed to accentuate her eyes. Rook might be Mercar's daughter, but in at least one specific way, she is definitely Jory's kid.

Anyway, I just think my OC's neat and felt like yapping about her on here.

[raylenships]

"Sorry, Joy. You're my best friend but I promised my dad I'd finish high school* before I tied the knot."

*middle school in the series

I had a burst of energy this morning and I drew this recreation of them as older teenagers. Here's the og inage for reference:

I honestly don't think I'll ever get this scene out of my head because what exactly do you mean by that, Chris?

I won't bore you with my shipping fanatics anymore. Have a Joris fanart and be happy

[whywasthissohardtomake]

Now for the second post i thought if while in the car!! This one is more fic & shipping focused (tho not just ship fics) so if that aint ur style, my apologies

this book series is sooooo good for crackships & aus & outsider povs. Weve already gotta a ton of the last one obviously, but we could do more!!

The thing with large diverse casts of characters and an extremely lovable mc is that its ripe for crackships. I feel like i could ship jason with every single person in this entire fucking book & come up with a new dynamic & story. Ive been spoiled by large fandoms where theres those niche writers plugging at obscure ships & ideas & now im part of the obscure fandom!! (I will hopefully do my part but my ability to consistently output writing is shaky at best. 2k in one day & then 0 words for four months. Im that kinda girly. But again nothing til im done.)

but yeah like there is so much potential. Like what if jason stayed in uhh southeast (?) quarry village number 4 and married hyram & they raised his daughter together.

give thadwick the redemption arc i was thought he was going to get & idk he and jason get together

put jason, sophie & belinda in a throuple. Put jason belinda & jory in a throuple. Put jason in polyamorous relationships of all kinds!!

unship related. Mrs landry pov outsider of the aftermath of farrah’s death. Rufus & gary just never coming back. Jason packing up his stuff. Jason coming back to get farrah’s rufus’ & gary’s (i think hes the one who did it or mrs landry sent it over or packed it up for jason to take) seeing that tragedy unfold but from a more distant perspective.

anyway, i love clive/jason & any other ships. I will almost certainly read all 74 fics on ao3 because its 74 & i can make it thru that much. But the potential!! The potential for such a variety but also just more of the same popular stuff that is also good!! (I am trying not to knock any fics because i care so little as long as its well written).

anyway, as always, pls no spoilers!

[putonmyfavoriteshow]

putonmyfavoriteshow's master fic writing post on-going ~ Violetta the heart of pretending (future franletta/leonetta reverse fake-dating au dramedy; my passion project) Soy Luna ...and they were roommates (post show jazmilia/delfma; self-indulgent rom-com chaos for side-characters who deserved more) BIA the celestial goat & her cosmic fish (platonic-for-now chiarleste's great astrology debate; a dynamic exploration between my favorite kind of bickering sidekicks) finished multi-chaps ~ Violetta a perfectly perfect gift (luty ft. franletta - my first official dcla multi-chap!) luty month (daily prompts from @iristhedeadflower) franletta month (daily prompts from @weirdthoughtsandideas) finished one-shots/two-shots ~ Violetta no boys, no problems (right?) (franletta s2 alternate ending to italy arc) an unexpected evening (jadangie fix-it fic - dcla gift exchange 2022 + bonus dcla pride month chap) midnights (a ludmila pov luty fic + bonus luty month chap) playing murder (and all that jazz) (violetta gang halloween fic - canon pairings) go figure (a naty pov luty fic) the mistletoe experiment (a natila story based on a dcla advent calendar prompt from @countessofravenclaw) welcome to new york (christmas version) (violetta gang xmas fic - canon pairings) it is what it is (luty - angsty ficlet) the deadfast club (violetta gang horror two-shot - luty focus ft leonetta/camcesca)

Soy Luna elevator goes up, elevator come down (simbar s3 missing scene - tumblr soy luna fic week 2021) unlock my heart (when lutteo got locked in the dressing room, except it's jazmilia aka the best non-canon ship ever made by a random wheel) there's a great big beautiful tomorrow (lutteo/gastina tomorrowland adventure - dcla gift exchange 2023) BIA losin' sleep (thiana s2 missing scene inspired by @assim-eu-sou) dream date (romantic chiarleste debut to ao3) non dcla ~ my sorta friend's sister's funeral (victorious - jori - angst/fluff one-shot) even crows have wings (six of crows - kanej - sl/roller skating au one-shot) page 55 (the villains of valley view - hartmy - missing scene drabble) if we were a horror movie (the villains of valley view - hartmy - hartmy watch jennifer's body)

other fan content: my tumblr edits tag my tumblr gifs tag

[voltstone]

pigeon / wrecker

(yet another) JORI SERIES RETELLING

That regret of mine to not kiss her, again, was really when it sank in: Jade may be the one who talks through her scissors, but I go about my relationships like I’ve got a sledgehammer. I don’t know if I just learned from the best, or if I did get tired of being this doll-faced girl who doesn’t have a set of scales underneath the porcelain. I just really, really wanted to wreck something. One relationship specifically, all to scavenge the debris for myself. Turns out? I’m not a good person. [. . .] Next time there was a chance, I wouldn’t hesitate. And I didn’t. I went about her like I had that sledgehammer.

(Loving Jade meant competing against another person was a losing game, and competing for the chance to be bigger than what they were was an uphill battle.)

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or basically i want to finish writing the toxic story about the toxic ship that found me again (and is the reason why i'm writing fics at all). so um. yeah. this project is technically eight years old… shut up.

don't look at me. or do. here's the "first chapter". or go find on ao3, ff.net, wattpad. i dunno.

(no but honestly, hope you enjoy! i've wanted to write this thing for a long, long while now, but it seems i had to get better in my writing for it to happen.)

:)

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BIRDSEED | 0

This started in a million different ways, and I’m dreading how all this will end, but here we go.

It might’ve been the coffee I tried desperately to rub off of Beck, only to make it so, so much worse, and then the coffee after because she honestly saw me as a dog, I guess. Or the next day, when I did knot that whole entanglement together tight, and there was no undoing it, but the look on her face was worth flaying any good girl image I had.

Could’ve been the first time I got it right, and I passed something just to prove myself. The Bird Scene, though I wonder if it had been the chewing out Sikowitz part that got her attention.

The hundred little comments throughout the weeks, then the thousands between those when we’d just pass each other by…

It’s easier to say it started the first time she knocked on my door, and her eyes were scheming, and that smile she wore grew wide. It wasn’t gentle, or genuine. Nothing about her was. She just never bothered for anything better.

“I’ll mug you.”

So when you have someone like this say something like that, every nerve gets shot, the next few hours are a grueling crawl to figure out just what that glint in her eye is getting at, and that smile…twitches in the back of your mind.

Speaking from experience. Of course.

She came and went, though. Nothing happened. 

Then I didn’t hit Jade with a cane the next day. And if that honestly doesn’t sum up everything about her and me, I don’t know what does.

— — —

“I don’t get it.”

. .

“I know André told you that I faked everything.”

. .

We were standing in what was supposed to be, was theoretically, the Blackbox Theater, except it was hardly a black box and was instead the aftermath of someone taking a little too much inspiration from Sinjin’s locker. I also wasn’t wearing my best. They were less clothes and more rags, and it said too much that I didn’t care how Jade West of all people was there, watching me, with sludge over my shoulder and plastered on the wall. All the walls. And floor. …and ceiling too.

“Why are you here?”

“Why are you here?”

Great question. It was, honestly.

For once it had nothing to do with me being this pushover. I was done with going around the same routine. Each week had something new. So I came up with something else. An idea. And it was born the night before, and conceived from André flagging me down between class:

I would back Jade into a corner. She had a reason at first, and it was a valid one. I did kiss her boyfriend, even if it was for the iced coffee over my head. But I would back her into a corner, because I had enough, and I would give Jade every last reason to not give me her cut of hell. She would run out of reasons. She’d be stranded to fumble for her own. Run out of energy. Lose her voice.

This wasn’t being nice. I knew her game, and I knew how to end it.

“You took detention, and a lower grade, and you’re scraping crusty pudding off the wall on a Friday night just so that I won’t get in trouble?”

“Pretty much.”

A little too well, because I backed her into that corner with this one disgusting room. Which also had a security guard—Derek, since I had anger issues, apparently.

“Well y— You can’t be nice to me when I’ve been mean to you! That’s not how it works!”

I looked at her, heard the insistence in her voice—a near-desperation. Because her world had its rules, a logic, and it was very corporate, because Jade would do wonders in the family business. She operated on one equation: one input, then get its output; another input doesn’t mean the same output; the same input doesn’t mean another output.

Except when it came to me. And so I pissed Jade off. Confused her. Because I don’t see the numbers. I don’t read a black and white world in statistics.

I retorted to her a truth of mine, how tired I was:

“Well then try and be nice to me some time. Maybe that’ll work.” And then I turned around, dismissed her, to go and scrape off this onion puss from the wall.

Just as I felt my thoughts slog back to how long this was going to take…, I heard her. Scraping some other puss, off the catwalk pillar. Shock plastered a partial grin across my face, and in return, I got this…smile carved beneath narrowed eyes. I imagined it was the same kind of thing a crocodile would pull off. Which got me weary, because crocodiles preen before they sink beneath the surface, and they roll to maul. I didn’t know if Jade was above that.

She isn’t. For the record.

“This…might be more fun with some tunes.”

I didn’t realize what was brewing in her eyes. Believing in her stumble for the music—rag over her shoulder, bucket at hand—, it was a mistake of mine. She then smiled and turned to Derek, proclaimed that this was now fun, and he should join. Which was a mistake of his.

Jade schemed again. Off the cuff, she duped one to rip away the other.

Not a minute later, before the song finished, we were gone from the Blackbox Theater, and we left the security guard too stunned to follow.

She dropped the smile. Her eyes were serrated, and I walked carefully at Jade’s heel. She worked her jaw. 

“There. Happy?”

I gave you an inch. Now don’t turn it into a mile…

I stopped listening. I read her eyes instead.

They were such a cold, lukewarm, brazen green that day.

. .

This whole thing— This dialogue between us.

It started then. That scheming, and the little things, and all the silent stage directions we were following because it was never in the dialogue.

There is no word for it. The most straightforward thing about Jade and I, it’s in the glances, the promise to keep our mouths locked tight, the corners where nobody can find us…

And the soundless murmurs between us when we kiss, the ones I feel leak down my throat.

I devour her mutely.

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[sailor-strawberry-moon]

Hello!

I'm so glad you could find me here on Tumblr!

INTRODUCTIONS

Name: Kitsune Aliases: Kit, Kitsu, KitKat, Aimer, Sailor Birthday: 9/25/09 Gender: Female Sexual Orientation: Heterosexual Personality Type: INFP-T Region: United States of America (Type EUROPEAN, Half-Irish) Languages: English (Native), Spanish, Japanese, Latin, French, Korean, and a little bit of German and Russian Other Social Media (Crossed out text means: not as active on the social media): Character.ai, Wattpad, Online Sequencer, Music Box Maniacs, YouTube Boba Fett Fanclub

INTERESTS (Biggest interests/hyperfixations are in bold)

The Epic Tales of Captain Underpants Friday Night Funkin' (Especially Mid-Fight Masses) Countryhumans/Countryballs Gumby VeggieTales (Especially LarryBoy) Sailor Moon My Little Pony (MLP) SEGA (yes, all of it) Star Wars Anything starring Bruce Lee (especially Fist of Fury, from 1972) The Terrible Two (a book by Mac Barnett and Jory John) Minecraft Dumb Ways to Die Unikitty Hazbin Hotel/Helluva Boss AVGN (Angry Video Game Nerd) Vocal Synths (Vocaloid, Utau, SynthV, etc.) Spy vs. Spy Dog Man Futurama Kelton (a series by a user named "inkspecco") Interland (a game made by Google) FNAF: Security Breach Mystery Science Theatre 3000 (MST3K) Bibleman "Maus: A Survivor's Tale" by Art Spiegelman The Owl House Teen Titans (2003) Thomas & Friends

DNI (DO NOT INTERACT) IF YOU...

Basic dni (racist, sexist, ableist, MAP/lolicon/shotacon/pedophile/child fiddler, zoophile, lgbtphobe, nsfw accounts, all that jazz) Proshipper (this includes, but is not limited to, minor-adult shipping, incest, and/or sexualization of minors regardless of if they're fictional or not) Support the Westboro Baptist Church, PragerU, Autism Speaks and/or PETA Neo-Nazi/Anti-Semitic Use disorders/disabilities/mental conditions as an aesthetic MCYT/DreamSMP stan (the kind that made up fake sexualities and races based on Dream and/or ship DreamNotFound) Call the UN and/or other do-gooder organizations "the antichrist" and harass supporters of said organizations for it only slander me for my toxic past (mostly dumb shit i did when i was too young to be using the internet) Use the "fatherless" term as a way to describe people who are cringe Wish to spread negativity about my interests (especially TETOCU and VeggieTales)

THINGS I'M IFFY ON

K-Pop stans Go!Animators/Vyonders People who used to be friends with people i don't like but got away from said people People who were my friend for a while but left because i didn't make them comfortable anymore People who use "Jesus" as a slang word (I am, or at least am considered, half-Christian-half-Buddhist for context, and I was always told to not use Jesus's name as a slang word) People who preach religion too much to the point that it sounds like they're forcing the religion on others

OTHER STUFF

If I tell you my past at any point in time, it means I have a certain amount of trust in you

If you're gonna be my friend then please tell me what it is that makes me uncomfortable to be around before asking me if we should end the friendship

sometimes i dont know the best way to respond to things and sometimes when you talk to me i'll need you to include a tone tag since i cant immediately figure out your tone

I don't take art requests because one, I want to feel independent, and two, I don't want to accidentally butcher anyone's ideas in my own artstyle

I use curse words and I'm used to hearing curse words, so if you berate me for using curse words yet don't berate others for the same reason, consider yourself blocked

I'm a very curious girl so expect to see me reblog things that interest me

Before you send me an ask, I would like you to read this post about why I don't allow anonymous asks ===========================

Have fun on my profile and remember, A smile makes every day worthwhile!

[flooftyfizzlebeans]

just saw someone ask about floofilbo and beffloofty (and all 3 of them together) but what are your opinions on floofbuddy? canon-compliant journalist or an oc, whatever works. and as a bonus, floofty/buddy/filbo trifecta?

I'm honestly kinda "eh" about Floofbuddy. It can be done well, and I've seen it be some of the best fics and comics in this fandom! The journalist can be shipped with literally any member of the cast and have it work, too!

But there's not enough depth or background to our journalist for me to care that much.

Yeah, they're snarky, and weird, and that works, but there's enough blanks that every single journalist is someone's ocs.

That brings me to floofty x oc! Like most oc ships, it depends on the oc! I have a weird perspective on OC x Floofty, as I personally use Floofty as MY self insert, so for me to be goo-goo ga ga over a flOC ship I have to be in love with and enamored with the oc. It doesn't stop me from being supportive of the ship if I'm not, but it leads me to being much more analytical than most would be.

A theme I see in a lot of floc ships is a completely blank oc or just shy enough to let whatever their interpretation of Floofty is shine. I rarely see ocs challenge Floofty in any way, which is what I personally think they would want, but I have to acknowledge that these ocs are very likely self inserts and the artist is the one in love with Floofty, not the oc. They can behold their beloved floofty however they want.

The grand majority of floofty oc ships are amazing, honestly! I can't think of a single one I DONT like. I'm just flattered mostly.

I have my own OC x Floofty ship, I kinda ship my oc mango with them, and Mango's life goal is to ruin everyone's day and make smoothies. Nobody challenges floofty more than someone who challenges EVEYRTHING. I'm lukewarm on it since Mango dies a lot and I'm not always in the mood for romantic tragedy

Filbuddfloofty covers a lot o the same ground I've covered before. In fact, the Jory almost and Beffica are similar enough in their work drive and career choices that the headcanons and date stuff I talked about in my previous post can be carried over.

Through getting Floofty into cryptozoology would be so fucking great. The sceptic to Buddy's believer. And Filbo as the frightened one while the trio looks for ghosts and Bigfoot.

Filbo would see grumpfoot, think he's just A Guy and start chatting while Floofty and Buddy look on terrified.

[patriciers]

CHARACTER UPDATES : ARC IV .

BELTHASAR STOUT , LORD COMMANDER OF THE NORTHERN KINGSGUARD .

belthasar returns to winterfell with the northern royal family , resuming his regular activities as lord commander and member of the small council . there , he keeps correspondence with his late wife’s family , helping jory write letters to them as well . he briefly returns to goldgrass , hearing lord jordan had taken ill . though grateful for the opportunity to see more of his mother , younger sibling , and nephew lord kieran bolton ( whose appearance at goldgrass manages to surprise him ) , he takes his leave back to winterfell the moment the old man seems to be doing better , tired of butting heads with his older siblings from the moment he passes through goldgrass’ humble gates . closer to the tournament , he also attends the wedding of northern master of ships cailin mallister and lady helaena mallister née florent , both as a guest and leader of the stark’s entourage .

OSRIC ARRYN , LORD OF THE EYRIE AND THE VALE .

comforted by familiar surroundings upon his return to the vale , osric relaxes almost instantly , just as he did after king’s landing . at the eyrie , he adjusts to officially being a man grown , now that he is no longer the latest addition to the family after more than a quarter of a century . he keeps his needling to a minimum when it comes to his brothers , and dotes on his new niece whenever permitted to , trying to be the best uncle ( and younger brother ) he can possibly be . he also begins a fling with lady aaliyah mormont while they’re at the eyrie congruently . later , his eldest brother lord rodrik arryn sends him on a tour of the vale in his stead , an assignment that , while definitely appropriate for osric , is still a new layer of responsibility he has never had before . he begins his tour by departing with ser tharon to see the rest of clan redsmith , and continues on from there . notably also visits house baelish , house donniger , and house royce ; taking extra time with the royces to keep his best friend andar royce company . he even departs for highgarden from runestone .

SERENA KARSTARK , RULING LADY OF KARHOLD .

aside from watching maika grow , keeping up with her friends and allies , and briefly hosting lady guinevere lannister , a not - so - insignificant amount of serena’s free time is spent in the glass gardens of karhold , retraining a miniature maple she brought from the south ( and passed down to her from her late lady mother ) . her overall content mood spoils , however , when she receives a raven from her nephew , lord yeongjun serrett , that he has been arranged to be married , despite knowing he and his father had an agreement stating otherwise . for the first time ever , perhaps , she doesn’t view joji as someone who had hung the stars in the sky , but as simply a man — and one who’s gone back on his word , no less . when the invitation to the tournament arrives , the thought of not attending crosses her mind, what with the prospect of traveling with an infant , and having already declined an invitation to a wedding in winterfell , but a number of factors influence her , and in the end , she agrees to attend .

TOBIAS TARTH , LORD OF EVENFALL HALL .

overwhelmed  by  the  oppressive  atmosphere  in  dorne  ,  tobias  packs  the  few  belongings  he  brought  himself  to  be  transported  back  to  evenfall  hall  before  slipping  out  the  gates  of sunspear without  a  word  to  anyone  .  he  negotiates  his  way  onto  the  first  vessel  he  can  find  ,  promising  to  help  the  crew  in  whatever  way  he  can  for  the  duration  of  their  voyage  to  earn  his  keep  .  upon  his  arrival  in  lys  ,  he  treks  between  the  free  cities  ,  accumulating  coin  by  picking  up  mercenary  work  ,  gaining  infamy  ,  and  truly  living  up  to  his  old  moniker  of  "  the  butcher  knight  .  "  but  the  toll  of  work  as  a  sellsword  gets  to  him  ,  and  for  a  moment  he  considers  settling  in  lhazar  ,  living  out  the  rest  of  his  days  as  a  shepherd  .  but  ,  as  always  ,  homesickness  creeps  up  on  him  ,  and  he  ventures  to  the  nearest  port  ,  where  he  boards  a  ship  bound  for  (  regrettably  )  king's  landing  ;  though  tobias  heads  directly  toward  evenfall  hall  the  moment  the  ship  makes  landfall  .  there  ,  he  finds  the  castle  empty  ,  and  learns  just  how  much  he's  missed  in  a  mere  six  moons  .  after  a  few  days'  rest  on  tarth  ,  tobias  journeys  to  the  reach  ,  arriving  just  after  the  eventful  second  day  of jousting with  a  heavier  guilt  on  his  shoulders  than  ever  before  .

[mistfallengw2]

How do you feel about Kasmeer?

Give me a character and I’ll break their ass down

How I feel about this character

In general I like her a lot.

She's our rock into the bs of politics, handling all the off-screen political things that would melt the Commander's brain and patience, and despite her upbringing she never acted "too good for us", instead being gentle and nice with everyone.

I got more to say, but it's just nice to have her as one of the "hearts" of Dragon's Watch (the other being Rox to a more practical extent), and I love her when she gets to be a little silly!

All the people I ship romantically with this character

My non-romantic OTP for this character

Marjory, since she's her soon-to-be wife, of course.

Anet, give us the wedding already, come on! We've been waiting for over two years T_T

My unpopular opinion about this character

Gotta go with my alt!Tyria Commander, Vesska, as Kas and Marjory are pretty much their best friends, with Kas in particular being just a few steps removed from being their platonic partner.

Vesska is pretty casual and open about intimacy, but sometimes you just want to hug and cuddle with a mf after a taxing day, and that one couple of "friends from work" (that are not interested in them) proved to be the perfect fit for that emotional need they didn't know they had (HoT was rough and Kas saw through their facade, pushing for being physically supportive too and making Vesska go [sad cheetah meme]).

After HoT, they gain full permission to crash at their house in Divinity's Reach when they're all in downtime. During one of those "sleepover" occasions they also introduced them to "the kind of self-care things human gals do", and they lost count of how many times they ended up in a platonic cuddle pile of blankets, chatting the day away while pampering each other.

She's so fucking strong and people don't give her enough credit for it.

I've seen people discount her as a token bimbo barbie-lookalike, but she was just a tad naive and adjusting to her upturned life when we first meet her, as she started working for Marjory not long after she lost everything and her dad due to her brother's debts. Since then she's only shown intelligence, both practical and emotional, her beauty doesn't really matter at any point, and she's in the Mesmer Collective ffs.

One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon.

Same goes for people dissing her for letting Marjory get hurt and "abandoning her" afterwards.

Crisis of faith are not nice nor an easy thing to deal with normally, but she handled hers pretty damn well given the situation. Like, imagine being extremely devoted all your life and then not only one of your gods turns out to be just the guy you've been trying to keep from destroying the world, but he also nearly kills the love of your life because she pissed him off (something she did without talking about it with her first and then not being around for likely months).

Her emotions were probably already running a bit high after reuniting with Jory, so being paralyzed by the shock of the reveal and betrayal of one of the centers of her faith is more than an understandable reaction on her part, and one can only imagine the immensity of the guilt for her own inaction. Jory was not wrong to be upset about what happened, but neither was Kas when she panicked about having a confrontation with her, between the guilt and being extremely upset about her world being turned upside down once again.

And yet, instead of wallowing in it forever, she did at least try to mend things with Jory off-screen, and then went to try to do something about the rogue god's actions, since she's already in Amnoon when we get there, and then she works through it all (including getting confirmation that the rest of her gods are skidaddling) like a freaking champ.

The wedding.

Sure it'd be nice if she got some closure with her brother about what happened (an apology, her blowing up at him, a punch, anything that'd suit her) or some of her family's stuff returned (mostly so she can have more than her stuff and teddy bear), but for sure she deserves nice things only now.

[onthesandsofdreams]

Ours is the Fury [7/?]

Fandom: ASoIaF Characters: Ned Stark, Jon Arryn, Stannis Baratheon Summary: Ned Stark did not liked the stink of King's Landing. Words: 1074

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Ned Stark did not liked the stink of King's Landing.

His ship had just docked and the putrid scent in the air, was near offensive. He could not understand why people no one did anything about it.

He shook his head, went back and made sure his men where ready. And disembarked, Jory Cassell had unfurled the Stark banner, and they made their way forth.

To his surprise, it was Jon Arryn who met him.

"Ned, 'tis good that you have come. And so quickly," the older man greeted him.

He bowed his head in respect to all the years spent under Jon's care and the office he occupied. "Thank you, Jon. We had good winds."

"Good, good. My men arrived just a day earlier, men of the Stormlands should not be far behind. And possible from Highgarden."

He raised his brows, "Highgarden?"

"Aye, young Loras Tyrell is a squire to Renly."

"Ah."

"Come, I've arranged for your men to have good spots, we best be ready for anything. And you, Robert demanded a place for you in the family wing."

"Quite generous of Robert," he said. Nodded to his men, and motioned them to follow Jon's man. "I would not have expected that."

Jon gave a small chuckle, "No, you would not. But Robert insisted. He wants you close, and with everything that has happened, well, I can hardly blame him."

They arrived to the room he was to occupy, "How did it all start, Jon?"

Jon exhaled a weary sigh, "We do not know. The only one who could tell us anything is Renly, and he's yet to waken. Maester Cressen is hopeful."

"Cressen? Why not Pycelle?"

"Let's just say that Robert is not happy with Pycelle."

He felt himself frown, why would… oh. A Targaryen survivor. "And what about the second attempt?"

"A man wearing Lannister livery, Cersei was wroth. She still is."

"So, are we to expect Lannister men too?"

"Perhaps, Ned. Perhaps." Jon stood. "I will leave you to rest, I shall send a servant with food, and water for a bath. The same has been provided for your men. Be at ease for now my boy, for I fear things might get ugly."

He felt a shiver down his spine. "And why is that?"

Jon looked away, "Reasons I cannot tell you yet. I will, you have my word, but not yet."

"Of course Jon."

"I take my leave, Robert is with Renly right now and Stannis is… taking care of something for me. But you'll see Robert and meet Stannis soon."

And without any more words, Jon Arryn left him to his solitude. It didn't take long for servants to arrive carrying water for his bath and a generous tray of food. He bathed first, mind swirling with concerns, what had happened to put Jon in such state? He would know soon enough he figured, after all, if Jon said he would be told. He would.

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An hour or so later, there was knock at his door. "Come," he called out.

To his surprise, it was both Stannis Baratheon and Jon, Stannis bore a resemblance to Robert, but there was something incredibly stern about him. Frown lines already marred his face and there was a hard look in his eyes.

"Ah, Ned. May I have the pleasure to introduce you to Stannis Baratheon, Maester of Ships and Lord of Dragonstone?"

"It's an honor, Lord Baratheon."

"The honor is mine, Lord Stark. I thank you for your prompt response and for bringing your men, I am afraid that they shall be needed."

Now that sent a shiver down his spine. "In which manner?"

Jon and Stannis shared a look, "It's best you come with us, a short walk to an empty pier, and we will tell you Ned."

He would be lying if those words from Jon did not raised his hackles. There was something going on, something bigger than a simply murder attempt on Renly. He nodded, "Very well, let us go."

They did not speak inside of the castle, and that made him all the more nervous, yes, something was very, very wrong here.

It was only when they arrived to the pier that they spoke, "We believe that Renly stumbled upon treason, Ned."

He inhaled sharply, "Treason? Who could be so foolish?" He took a look around, and a few feet away, he spotted men in Baratheon livery discretely watching over them.

"Cersei Lannister."

That had his head turning towards Stannis so fast, he near hear his muscles protest. It surprised him both the answer and the viciousness that came from Stannis's words. "But why?"

"We believe that she the children she has, are not Robert's"

That made his head spin. Surely not! He had heard that the Queen was prideful, but to make such a terrible mistake, why, her life would be forfeited! "Surely…"

"I am afraid that there is no mistake, Ned." Jon sounded tired. "We have studied Baratheon genealogy, every Lannister-Baratheon child has come out with black hair. The Queen's children are pure Lannister, there is not a single Baratheon trait to be found. None."

"And we looked towards my brother's bastards," Stannis ground out. "Black hair, blue eyes here, the nose there, the ears. There is no doubt that they are my brother's get. The Queen's children? There is nothing of House Baratheon in them."

He felt dizzy, damn it all. "So, you think that Renly stumbled upon her secret," he managed to get out. "Gods be good, this could mean war."

"Yes." Jon was so tired, he seemed to look every bit his age. "I had thought to bind the Lannisters to Robert, but now, look at this mess."

"So, the second attempt on Renly could have been a way to distract and deflect?"

"Perhaps, Lord Stark."

He took a deep breath, "I must write to my men, to be ready in case we have to raise our banners. Again. And Lord Baratheon, if necessary, I offer safe refuge to your wife and daughter in Winterfell."

There was a flicker of surprise in Stannis's eyes, but gave him a nod. "I appreciate it, Lord Stark. I shall send word to Dragonstone for them to flee North if necessary."

"Aye, Winterfell will keep them safe."

He felt dizzy, the consequences to this mess were much, much bigger than what he feared at first. This was madness and chaos, and for what?

[caointeag]

She had never been on a ship before, being trapped on one for 3 days had not been the best way to find out that while she did not get seasick she loathed being on ships. It was the ocean that scared her, it seemed more like a bottomless maw than miles of water. There were creatures in it of course, and many of which one would not want to meet. But that was no different than everywhere. But the ocean was different than the mountains or moors. Now that she had been 3 days on what felt it should all the ocean in the world and the fact there was more made her so horrified she struggled not to cry. Krakens had never felt so real to her, or merlings. Anything could live in that horror, a horror that felt terribly alive and hostile on it's own. It was as if the drowned god knew of their presence on his surface and watched their progression hatefully.

Dragonstone itself was not much better and she was glad that father had insisted that Jory come with her. The castle itself was an imposing sight with its solid black walls but the people inside were just as hard. She had anticipated issues with Lord Stannis even with Father and he sharing letters beforehand but things had been... difficult. She had already been here longer than she'd anticipated. Nothing had been what she expected when she'd convinced Father to let her do this. A request she suspects he agreed to more as means to keep her away from King Robert's wandering eye than to have her discover whatever danger was lurking in Kings Landing.

Lyarra found herself more confused and frightened than she had been when she came, and now for a whole new set of reasons. Lord Stannis was much like she’d expected from what she had been told, but the company he kept and the things he did were queer and worrisome. The Red Woman was the most obvious concern though Patchface scared her more. There was something about him that made her skin crawl, it was as if one of the Kings of Winter had risen from their final rest to walk again. She could feel him move through the castle with that strange death sense and it scared her. His little rhymes where no help either. She had inquired with maester Cressen about his condition and knowing now he had drowned… she need not know more about what he knew of the sea.

It was a pity that Shireen was so fond of him for she would have liked to spend more time with her. The young girl seemed to need more companions and Lyarra would’ve liked to be sisterly to her but the jester was so often with the girl that it kept her away. It was just as well she supposed, she was not here spend time with children or peers, she was here to do her duty to her father and the realm.

Easier said than done. To the adults she was a child and to those her age she was interesting until they decided she was too serious. She had never felt so alone in her life and so she clung to Jory like a child as often as pride would allow. She missed Father and her sisters, she missed Mother and Robb. The last time she had seen Bran they thought he might die. She felt as if they could all be snatched away forever at any moment and they were all so far she was helpless to stop it. To her shame she had cried herself to sleep more than once .

She had begun to despair that this had all been pointless. If Jory returned with answers for Father while she was abandoned here "for her own good" she would not be surprised. She had taken to hiding herself away when the despair became too much and tried to lose herself in a book until it passed. Her current spot was not ideal. She had a wide beautiful view of the ocean, her jailer, and its hateful existence mocked her. If she was elsewhere she could steal a horse and ride all the way to Winterfell, here she was its hopeless prisoner. The sound of booted feet has her looking up from her failed reading on valyrian history to see Maron Greyjoy.

Fear gripped her immediately. If Patchface was her greatest fear then Maron was her second, worse maybe as she had no 6th sense with which to avoid him. He had fought in the rebellion and was here now paying the price for his father's hubris. Reason enough to be cautious but Theon's stories about his brothers had said much more. She doesn't remember what Theon had been like when he'd come from the Iron Isles, she had been too young and he himself had been too young to be considered a true ironborn. Maron was a true ironborn. Like the ones from Old Nan's stories and her histories. Now having her own experience of the ocean, she could now only think that being a true ironborn meant he was patently, maliciously insane.

"Lord Maron, what brings you here?" She tried to be as politely neutral as possible.

semi plotted starter (also i'm sorry) for @azmenka

[wandamaximoffsbadgirl]

Ohkkk I've wanted to see that show but I have a bigg wishlist and I'm kind of not seeing those movies and just rewatching things....

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Totally understandable Angel~

Watching victorious was my introducation into tumblr and fandoms and my first real ship was Jori. (Jade West x Tori Vega) and I met my best friend through that ship and now here we are 12 years later~