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[starlightsreigns]

serial lover | j. uso

chap. one: new flame

summary: jordyn will tell you she's a levelheaded person, but that's a lie. she caught at crossroads, and she doesn’t want to choose.

warnings: 18+, smut. mdni

word count: 3.4K

author's note: welcome to serial lover: the series! haven't stopped thinking about this storyline for MONTHS. truly was the best couple of weeks in my entire life. so, this was birthed from missing seeing these two interact on tv. sorry for the lowercase, it's my bad habit. also can't decide if I should post part two to this... let me know.

baby try a new thing, let’s spark a new flame

Jordyn wasn’t an insatiable person and neither was she jealous. let’s just make that clear. she was cool, levelheaded, and had the biggest crush on the strongest woman she knows: rhea ripley. it was a given. the crush that she had on rhea had made her a jealous, petty, and slightly unhinged person. she couldn’t help it. Jordyn knew that the relationship with dominik wasn’t a real one, but one played for the cameras. but, it didn’t make it easier seeing the pair always hanging out with each other - yes, they’re friends, again she wasn’t as level-headed as she used to be. it wasn’t just dominik, everyone hung onto every word that came out of The Eradicator's mouth, not that she didn’t completely understand. 

celebration for night one of WrestleMania was in full swing at a private club downtown. the place was filled to the brim with superstars, both the WWE kind and the Hollywood kind. replays of the matches filled TV screens and she found herself entranced by the one playing the ending of Rhea’s match against Becky. She watched as Rhea hoisted Becky’s legs up for the pin that solidified her continued reign as champion. she groaned internally as she turned, forcing herself to think pure, innocent thoughts. 

why was she here? she had her own match that she needed to be focused on. yet, when her eyes fell on rhea near the bar, it all clicked. of course, she’d be wherever the australian woman was, even if that meant a lack of sleep leading into wrestlemania sunday. 

“jordyn, come take shots with us!” naomi waved her over. 

rhea’s eyes fell on Jordyn, flickering on as she watched her walks towards naomi, jade, and bianca. she straightened out her shoulders, taking peeks at Jordyn while pretending to be listening to the conversation that was happening between the rest of her faction. Damian noticed it first and bumped shoulders with Finn who only snorted. 

“i should go buy Jordyn a drink,” finn started, watching rhea closely for her reaction. “see if she’s interested in getting to know this irishman a lil better.”

“fuck off, balor.” rhea shot him a looking before glancing at Jordyn again. “i’m gonna go talk to her.” she muttered to no one in particular. 

dominik applauded, “good luck!” 

as the foursome downed a shot, bianca was standing in front of Jordyn smiled, and pulled her closer. without saying a word she wiped some of Jordyn’s smudged lipstick of and fixed her hair discreetly as she watched in confusion. 

“rhea is walking towards us, acting normal you fool.” she smiled through the words. 

Jordyn almost went rigged before relaxing her shoulders. she set the shot glass down and pretended to be engrossed in the fake conversation that jade had thankfully started. rhea though had feigned in confidence for a moment, pausing at the bar behind them. she took a deep breath before finally making it to them. 

“do you mind if i steal Jordyn from you?” she asked no one in particular. 

few places were crowded with people, but rhea had scooped out a spot in the farthest corner for them to sit. Jordyn sat near the wall, crossing her long leg as rhea situated herself. their thighs were slightly pressed together, but neither one of them dared to move. 

“how are you?” rhea asked. 

Jordyn smiled, “you’re asking me how i am after you just opened wrestlemania? are you kidding?” she playfully punched rhea’s arm. “i’m whatever, how are you ms.champ?” 

rhea’s cheek reddened. she shrugged her shoulder in contemplation, “it’s unbelievable.” 

“i think you were fucking awesome, i would’ve bet money on you if it wouldn’t cost me my job.” 

the women laughed for a moment before falling into a comfortable silence. some nerves sat in both of their stomachs. Jordyn looked over to where her friends were standing. jade, who was the newest to the group and newest to finding out about Jordyn’s crush, widened her eyes in a do something kind of way. 

“how’s the celebration, you know, with your crew?” Jordyn motioned to where the rest of the judgement day sat trying to pretend like they were watching them. “priest hasn’t looked away, am i keeping you from something?” 

“nothing at all,” rhea respond without looking away from Jordyn. “they’re just.. you know.” 

Jordyn nodded slowly, “are you okay? you seem quieter than usual.”

it took everything rhea to find a response. she finally glanced around the room. she took in the fact that the other three women were also watching them before glancing at her stablemates. she turned her attention back to Jordyn who was studying her. 

“your girls are staring too,” she responded finally. 

a laugh passed Jordyn’s glossed lips, “yeah, they’re my cheerleaders.” 

“cheerleaders?” rhea questioned, slightly moving in closer to Jordyn, closing more space that they didn’t even have. “in what way?” 

Jordyn uncrossed her leg to turn slightly towards rhea. she searched her eyes trying to figure out if this was her opportunity to just tell the woman what she was feeling. fuck it, she was going to throw caution to the wind and get it all out in the open. they were being watched by their friends and when she caught a glimpse of dominik walking up the girls, it confirmed that maybe rhea felt the same way. 

“you know, when they see me talking to someone i find very attractive, they always want to see me win.” Jordyn spoke softly, her eyes flickering to rhea’s lips before meeting her eyes. “they know i like you, so they’re on the sideline waiting to see if i have enough balls to finally tell you.” 

rhea didn’t say anything for a moment, but her eyes seemed to twinkle in the darkness of the bar. she leaned in closer to Jordyn and glanced at her lips. 

“so, if i kissed you right now, do you think our friends would get the message that we both had the balls to tell each other how we feel?” rhea’s voice was lower, darker. “will you let me kiss you?” 

“rhea,” Jordyn breathed out. “you’d be the one playing with fire.” she murmured as she allowed her hand to touch the warm skin on rhea’s torso.

finally, and after an agonizing minute, rhea leaned into kiss Jordyn. it was slow and deliberate. Jordyn sighed into the kiss and cupped her face, deepening it before they pulled away. their chest heaved as they caught their breath. 

“can i call you later?” 

“i’ll be waiting,” Jordyn answer, standing first to leave. 

she could hear the clapping coming for the judgement day boys as she walked past. her face felt hot but she stopped and gave them a bow before returning to her friends who were quick to envelop her in a group hug, playfully smacking her ass. naomi handed her a shot that they had ordered. 

“to this bitch finally having the balls!” 

they clinked their glasses and bottomed up. she stole a glance at Rhea who had made it back to her friends. they met eyes, both smiling. 

ꕀ  ꕀ  ꕀ

the night felt long, but in the best way. after several more shots, some that she took with other superstars, Jordyn knew she was drunk. her six inch heels no longer felt like needles in the soles of her feet, she felt like she could party until the sun rose. yet, as everyone started to head out, she hitched a ride back to the hotel with the twins and naomi. Jordyn rested her head in Jey’s lap, trying to keep her eyes open. Jey was kind enough to rub her arm through his own drunken state. 

“you still breathin’ ma?” jey leaned down to whisper in her ear. 

The couple in the front seat were in their own conversation leaving Jordyn and jey in their own world. she shifted around onto her back to look up at him as she nodded. he let out a little cackle at the goofy smile on her face. 

“what’s so funny, uce?” Jordyn gripped his arm that came around her stomach to support her. “you look drunk as shit.” she teased. 

Jey brought his face down closer to hers, “not as drunk as you jo, you look like them white girls outside the club.” 

“take that shit back,” she protested softly, swatting his arm. “you’re just jealous cause i can get down.” 

“nah, i’m jealous cause i ain’t taking you home with me.” he whispered with his tone turning serious. “gotta celebrate the winning twin, right?” 

Jordyn was lost for words. she stared into his eyes while she nodded, “right.” the word caught her in her throat but coming out in the tiniest of whispers. “and you want me to be the prize you won tonight?” 

“we all want different prizes, Uce still gets to be with his woman tonight.” he joked, leaning back into the seat to stare at the roof of the car. 

his comment laid thick between them. and in that moment, she completely forgot about the woman she had made out with earlier in the night. coincidentally, jey wasn’t there when it happened and she battled internally with the situation. she wasn’t in a relationship and rhea never said she wanted a relationship. it was an internal battle, and her drunken mind wanted the one thing she could have right then and there. 

Jordyn slowly moved her hand up to rest against the hem of his shirt. jey’s focus slowly fell onto her hand before her. a smirk played on his lips as she lifted the shirt to allow her cold hands to run over his warm skin. 

“i wanna celebrate jey uso.” she whispered softly, sitting up slowly so the two in the front seat wouldn’t catch on. “how do you celebrate?” 

her hands lowered from his stomach to the waistband of his joggers. she watched as Jey took a deep breath, glancing to see if his brother had noticed. he turned his face towards Jordyn, their nose barely touching. the tension was thick as her hand slowly made its way down to his growing erection. jey had seemingly held his breath when her cold hands wrapped around him, and moved at an agonizingly slow pace. 

“i got something for you,” jey muttered into her ear, inhaling when her finger slightly grazed his sensitive tip. “jo,” and it came out almost as if he was begging. 

“don’t worry about me,” Jordyn shifted closer to him, her lip close to his ear. “im gonna celebrate you, uce, maybe i'll even beg.” 

when the car turned into the parking lot, Jordyn withdrew her hand and rested her head on his shoulder, pretending to be fast asleep. she could hear naomi complain about how tired she was then jimmy making a joke about her not getting any sleep. 

“don’t worry, i’ll get her to her room, y’all go do y’all stuff.” jey ushered them off before look down at Jordyn. “c’mon, they’re gone.” 

Jordyn couldn’t contain the soft, drunk laughter that tumbled from her lips and she stumbled out of the car behind jey. he held onto her hand as they walked into the hotel. the tension from earlier returning with a vengeance. their hands gripped one another’s as they made it to the elevator, every now and then they’d sneak a glance at each and Jordyn couldn’t help but bite her lip. his simple merch shirt, gold necklace, and black joggers shouldn’t be as sexy as it was. 

when the elevator door opened, the pair rushed in. jey barely had the chance to press the floor number before Jordyn pulled him into her. her back pressed into the wall as he gripped her waist. their lips met in a hungry kiss that felt desperate. they barely pulled apart when the door opened. from there, Jordyn allowed jey to lead her to his hotel room. 

they separated when they walked into the room. Jordyn threw herself back onto the mattress, sighing in content while jey raided the bar. as the true star he was, he was in one of the fancier suites and she took a moment, even through the drunken state, to appreciate it. 

“here mama,” jey stood in front of her laid out body, situating himself between her slightly parted legs.

Jordyn sat up slowly, staring up at him through her eyelashes. she wrapped her arms around his stomach, opening her mouth and titling her head up for him to pour the dark liquor from the bottle. jey grinned as he started a light pour down her throat. He stopped when her mouth was nearly full, allowing her to swallow. it tasted like nothing but water and instantly made her go limp with a laugh. she knew she was too drunk to be drinking, and it was only going to push her closer to a blackout. 

“what’s so funny?” jey asked as he tilted the bottle back to drink. when he sat the bottle down and turned his attention back to her, she was flipped onto her stomach with her legs crossed in the air. “fuck,” 

“what?” Jordyn glanced back at him with a knowing smirk. “come lay down.” 

her descent to the ground was a little wobbly, but Jordyn watched as jey laid in the spot she once occupied. his eyes were fixated on her, never straying even when she did a meaningless spin. after a moment, she stood between his legs, running her hand up and down his thighs. 

“say you want me,” she murmured while climbing up to straddle his lap. Jordyn raked her fingers through his hair making his eyes slowly close. “say it, jey.” 

“i want you, jo.” 

Jordyn finally connected her lips to his. the kiss was hungrier than before, grinding her ass on him. She was hornier past the point of comphrension as she whined into the kiss. Jey’s eyes opened at the sound, biting down on her bottom lip causing her to whine louder. 

“Jey, i want you,” She whined as their lips pulled apart. 

That was the only thing he needed to hear. He flipped her onto the mattress, slipping his shirt over his head then helped take off her dress, tossing it over the edge of the bed. Jordyn stared up at him with hunger in her eyes. When Jey got off the bed to drop his joggers to the ground, her legs slightly pressed together in anticipation. Restless, Jordyn leaned up to pull him back on top of her, wanting to feel the warmth of skin again. 

“You real impatient, ma, do somethin’ for me,” He murmured with his lips on her neck. “Sit on my face, baby.” 

The air got caught in Jordyn’s throat at the request. She bit her lip as he massaged her ass, continuing his attack on her neck. She moaned softly, only yelping when he had slapped down on her ass cheek. Jey tapped her thigh as he lay on the bed, motioning her to take a seat. Jordyn wasn’t usually worried or self-conscious, but even through her drunkenness, she felt her heart beating out of her chest. She crawled up his body cautiously, feeling his chest under her hands. 

When she straddled his face, Jordyn licked her lips unable to move, “this is what you want?” 

Jey hooked his arms under her leg with a nod, pulling her down so she would meet his tongue. Jordyn threw her head back as he instantly started to tease and suck on her clit, wasting no time. Her juices collected on her tongue as he licked up her slit. The moans fell from her like a river as she gripped his long black hair that had fallen from the ponytail long ago. Jordyn couldn’t help it as she grinded her hips against his face, chasing the high that was so close. 

“Fuck you, jey.” Jordyn moaned, grazing the tip of her finger on his cheek. 

The feeling of his tongue on her folds started to make her legs tremble, unable to hold herself up Jordyn gripped the headboard to keep steady, making his grip on her legs tighter to his face as she squirmed. Her moans intensified, not caring who the neighbors were and if they could hear them. Jey alternated between sucking on sensitive bud and fucking her hole with his tongue. 

“Holy shit, Jey, please,” Jordyn plead. 

Her orgasm rushed over, allowing the most delicious moan that Jey’s ever heard fall from her lips. Jordyn fell limp with her breast pressed against face as she moved her heat from his face in attempt to take a breath. Jey chuckled while she was too tired to protest. He wrapped his arm around her waist and took a nipple into her mouth. 

“How you feelin’ mama?” He asked. 

Jordyn, after finally catching her breath, “fuck me,” she rolled onto her stomach on the bed, turning to look at him. “Please?” 

Jey groaned at the sight of her, watching as Jordyn arched her back. He ran his palms over her ass, smacking roughly as she gripped the sheets. 

“Don’t worry baby, ima take care of you.” her murmured as he gripped the back of her neck and pushed her cheek into the bed. 

“You takin’ too long.” Jordyn huffed then gasped when she felt his finger in her slick entrance, teasing her mercilessly. “Jey…”

Watching Jordyn squirm around made him chuckle, but finally gave into the one thing that she wanted. His tip teased her entrance, slowly pushing into her as she moaned into the mattress, squeezing her eyes shut in pleasure. Jordyn forced her eyes open to watch as Jey focused on his deep strokes that felt like they were hitting her in the stomach. 

The sound of the bed shaking mixed with the moans from Jordyn and Jey’s grunts. Her mouth felt dry and she didn’t know how much she could take before she exploded. And when she tried to crawl away for a breather, Jey tightened his grip and slammed into her. 

“Don’t go runnin’ from me now, baby, you was beggin’ for this.” Jey kissed her hip. “Say my name, Jordyn.” 

Jordyn choked out his name, feeling the lack of air in her lungs. Jey reached around to wrap a hand around her throat and bring her up against him. He kissed on her neck as Jordyn tried to breath through all the strokes. She could feel the climax in the pit of her stomach and didn’t know how to vocalize it. 

“Please, please, please.” Jordyn begged, resting her hand over his around her neck. 

“You wanna cum?” He questioned in her ear. Jordyn nodded fervently with her mouth dropped open as soft cries fell from them. “Cum for me, all over this dick.” 

It was too much to hold any longer. Jordyn came so hard she was pretty sure she died and went to Heaven and Jey could see it painted by the dumb look on her face. Yet, that didn’t stop the pounding and the sweet nothings that he whispered in her ear and she begged hom to continue. Gosh, she felt like the biggest and luckiest slut in the world. One tear and another fell down her cheek - truly the best fuck she’s had in a while. 

As Jey’s pumps turned sloppy, Jordyn found her voice again, “come in me, please.” She wasn’t sure where those words came from, but she meant it as she squeezed around him. 

“Fuck, Jordyn.” Jey bit her shoulder as he twitched inside her and moaned as he filled her deep. “So sexy.” He muttered as she sunk back into the bed. 

Their labored breaths is all they had as they laid beside each other. Jordyn turned her head to look at Jey and when they made eye contact they couldn’t help the laughs they shared. Jey pulled her into him, wrapping his arms around her stomach then resting his chin in the crook of her neck. 

“Did we just do that?” Jordyn murmured, staring up at the ceiling. 

Jey hummed, “I been waitin’ years to do that.” 

“Was it everything you imagined?” she turned slightly to meet his eyes. 

“Fuck yeah,”

They didn’t say anything else until they fell asleep, completely and utterly shocked on how one night changed their entire relationship.

:) welp, this my homecoming gift after being gone for so long

[atlantis54]

i present to you all......... tptm girls in Tomodachi Life :3

(PLEASE NOTE: the girls' outfits and interiors will only load if you are playing the American version. any other version they will not show up and be replaced by the default stuff. also, since i don't have any hair dye in my save, the girls' hair colors aren't completely accurate. sorry for these little inconveniences ig)

since this is a long post i'll just put it all under Read More lol

Disposable Girl (Jordyn-Mae Thomas)

Irreverent Girl (Kairi Herring)

Splitter Girl (Tahira Rashid)

Faineant Girl (Freyja Maria Mendoza) (her full name wouldnt fit lol)

Caliber Girl (Nora Qu)

Chocolate-Box Girl (Morgan Moretti) (her full nickname wouldn't fit lol)

Taxidermy Girl (Mayra Tikuna) (i couldn't replicate the "bangs over eyes" thing she has, sorry)

Chemical Girl (Joy Sinclair)

Refraction Girl (Nataana Nchoko)

Nurse Parallel (Xiomara Huapaya) (her full nickname wouldn't fit lol)

aaaaaaaaand that should be it. feel free to use these for YOUR Tomodachi Life island or just for any mii-related thing on the 3DS in general. add them in miitopia and make them beat up Dark Lord Garfield for all i care lmao. anyway thanks see ya

[captain-ravioli7321]

chat i have a refraction girl analysis i think

im saying "i think" bc im writing this right befor ei go to bed and benadryl is making very eepy and . I MIGHT have pulled this out of my ass but idk lmk what u think

TW for discussion of sui--de

i think something clicked when i was making my previous post- all of the characters who attempted suicide (jordyn, kairi, tahira, mayra, and nataana- refraction herself)

the lyric "my metamorphosis will be" DOESN'T JUST represent nataana's thoughts before her attempt.

jordyn (disposable) was tired of always being everyone's last option, of always being left out and feeling ugly. her attempt- which i personally hc was a spur-of-the moment attempt- was born out of a desire to be different- to be prettier, better, to be more "worth" loving.

kairi (irreverent) was tired of the pain and trauma that came with co's religious upbringing, of constantly feeling disgusting and impure for having sexual desire. co's attempt was born of a desire to be different- to be clean and pure.

tahira (splitter) was tired of having violent thoughts towards the people around her, herself, and doing things that she thinks made her a bad person while not being able to live up to it. her attempt was born out of a desire to be different- to prove to someone, maybe just herself that she wasn't a coward, to escape her intrusive thoughts, and to escape from the life she hadn't even planned to live.

mayra (taxidermy) was tired of suffering due to trauma they don't even remember, tired of feeling impure and disgusting while still not being able to enjoy sexual activity due to that guilt, and tired of being "female" in a world that pins so many expectations onto you as a result. their attempt was born out of a desire to be clean, to be pure again- to be reborn as something pure and beautiful.

nataana (refraction) was tired of their chronic depression- never feeling happy or fufilled no matter how hard they tried, no matter the work and effort she put into things she loves, and no matter how many treatments they get. her attempt was born out of a desire to be different- they want to be happy, to be able to live life like others do, but (at the time of their attempt) firmly believes it'll never happen. what's the point in wasting time in a world you've never felt like you belong in?

refraction girl's song ends with "my metamorphosis will be" repeated i think 17 times in total. I think this part of the song doesn't JUST represent her own struggles, but it represents all of the other characters who attempted suicide.

all of their attempts, in some way, were due to a desire to change, to morph into something new, and what they'd consider better. turning from a small caterpillar into a beautiful butterfly.

god i fuckingj love this seriejsm

[peachie-kittie]

GROUP AU

I cannot stop thinking about TPTM. So, in honor of that, I made those old fandom like - flow charts with the colored lines. 9 images, I'll be explaining below the cut

So! Quick run down on what the lines mean:

Pink: crushing. Explains itself, romantic attraction.

Yellow: close friends. Also explains itself, they consider themselves close confidants.

Cyan: like/friends. Not super close, but they'd hang around each other outside the group in big groups or every so often one-on-one.

Gray: neutral-friendly. Probably wouldn't hang out outside the group, but there's respect there and they usually get on fine.

Purple: calibers personal MOM line lmao. Not biologically obvs but she sees these girls as smth akin to her kids/nieces.

Got it? Sick.

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Disposable Girl (Jordyn-Mae Thomas):

Notes (in order for each girl):

-It and Irreverent have a cordial relationship but aren't close. They're personalities just don't really click.

-cluster b mfs who don't wash their hair stick together!! You can't tell me disposable doesn't drag splitter to the skate park after dark where they fuck around and eat stolen gas station snacks.

-wants to be closer to fainéant but doesn't wanna bother them. They're so sleepy all the time and also a smidge intimidating with how sarcastic they can be. Faineant finds Disposable girl really funny though and relates to the feeling of being sidelined.

-Looks up to Caliber as a cool aunt kinda figure but is too shy to ever express it. Caliber worries about Disposable hurting itself while skateboarding and enjoys talking Pokémon with it.

-Do I even need to say it. The Instagram story bro. Chocobo and Diaposable are GAY.

-Similar case to Irreverent with the added bonus of being slightly intimidated. I mean, Taxidermy's cool as fuck - wearing leather and other kink gear pretty openly. But also she's pretty stoic AND 21 and it makes Disposable self aware. Taxidermy, on the other hand, has a thing with anyone under 20 - that being, he thinks of them as BABIES (/silly). Aka he doesn't want to make them feel weird at all, mixed with the canonical shyness, makes her very reserved around Diaposable.

-originally it was pretty intimidated by chemical bc she's strong and atheletic as fuck but then chemical complimented Disposables outfit ONCE and it WOULD NOT let chemical go. They ended up bonding over shit like music tastes, anime, and even exercise a bit! Turns out disposable has a talent for ddr.

-it's admiration from disposable that makes her line blue and ignorance on refractions end. Disposable doesn't approach them often so they are clueless to the fact disposable finds her very ethereal and very cool.

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Irreverent Girl (Kairi Herring):

Notes:

-Irreverent thinks Splitter is clever and brave but a little too reckless for co's tastes. One is aware of the fact, however, that Splitter thinks she looks cool and certainly doesn't mind the little debates they occasionally get into.

-Faineant and Irreverent are laid back buds who love to chill together. One is more than happy to just spend time in silence with Faineant and send each other memes. When faineant has the energy, they like to go online shopping together and discuss things like what happens post-mortem. Also, Irreverent is thankful that Faineant doesn't mind the flat affect of her tone.

-Appreciates Caliber's concern, but is fine with the casualty of their friendship. They don't have much in common anyway, but appreciates knowing another person in the group also struggles with emotional suppression the way co does.

-I said it in my headcanon post and I'll say it here; UNLIKELY DUO OF CHOCOBO AND IRREVERENT!! I love love love the idea that chocobo forced himself in irreverent's life and actually ended up bonding well with one!! It caught Irreverent off guard, too, but she realized that Chocobo's willingness to engage with many topics and do anything as long as the person he's with is genuinely happy was not only pleasant, but something co admires. It's also just funny to imagine Irreverent with her flat affect ass and Chocobo explaining how excited it's friend is, that's just co's face. Also they share accessories every so often bc Irreverent has more than just the cute bunny hood.

-Irreverent and Taxidermy are both flat affect motherfuckers. I'm not wrong. The only reason taxidermy's line isn't yellow is because Irreverent is 19. But once co turns 20, Taxidermy will probably be more willing to hang out around her.

-I don't have as many thoughts here; I see this as a slightly similar-ish situation to Splitter though. Chemical is really gentle and generally friendly, but not so affectionate that she'll just cling to people like Chocobo. And since friendship with Irreverent often requires initiation from the other party, they just never really bonded. Co has no qualms being around Chemical, though, and they've had a few fun interactions.

-Refraction's talk of metamorphosis and life after death intrigued Irreverent. She doesn't feel like many of the others would be as okay with such dark topics (save for Faineant, who deals with severe medical issue already), so she finds it nice to have someone co can talk to freely with. They don't talk much in person, however - lots of texting. They've probably gotten stoned together tbh.

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Splitter Girl (Tahira Rashid):

-Something I've read that I kinda wanna incorporate is this thing that some people with NPD experience is thinking you're closer to someone than you actually are.

-I say this bc it's her relation to faineant jdjdbsnsn splitter thinks they're besties and faineant is like "yeh she's cool but very loud n I'm gonna need her to tone it down before we consistently hang out." Splitter is trying her best to do so, she's just VERY hyperactive. They're working on it, essentially.

-Now, with Caliber, this is the closest pairing out of every single one that is at risk for conflict; and even then, it's not likely. It's because Splitter has like - issues with authority, prone to some envy, and seeing Caliber complain about things like how stressed she is from working her job and balancing all the (admittedly impressive) aspects of her life occasionally causes Splitter anger-jealousy. Caliber does their best to be patient with it and understand Splitter's side, and Splitter (while she'll never probably consider herself a friend to Caliber), is willing to see her a mentor of sorts.

-Chocobo and Splitter get along well! They know each other thru Disposable and while they don't hang out as much one-on-one, they have a very fun trio energy whenever they're around each other. Main issue is that Splitter can be a bit violent, gory, generally abrasive for Chocobo's tastes - Disposable mediates and the two are working on cooling it with the sensitive topics (Splitter) and getting a bit thicker skin to handle them (chocobo).

-SPLITTER THINKS TAXIDERMY IS METAL AS FUCK. She wishes Taxidermy was less worried about the teenager thing, but considering Splitter is the BABYEST-BABY of the group, it applies to her. However, Taxidermy has complimented her before, so she believes that once she's 20 it'll be fine and she'll TRULY get to impress this metal as fuck deer person. She also experiences mild envy towards Chemical and Irreverent for being exceptions lmao.

-Again!! Cluster b friends stick together! Not as close as she is with Disposable, but that's just because they vastly different interests so it's hard for them to find hobbies they can mutually enjoy. BUT!! They enjoy playing ddr together (despite splitters two left feet) and gush about figmas, gundhams, and garage kits together. And on days where Chemical is willing to stay in, anime binge days. Another thing is, again, Chemical is more gentle than Splitter - and her severe moods can influence Chemical's bpd poorly. They've both agreed to try and get closer as they manage their symptoms, though.

-Just not fond of Refraction, and it's mutual. Not in an antagonistic way, they're just kinda...parallel. Though Splitter will always admit it's pretty sick how openly Refraction is willing to talk about death, and Refraction will admit Splitters antics can be pretty funny.

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Fainéant Girl (Freyja Maria Mendoza):

Notes:

-You know I didn't intend to make Faineant one of the top three most social fucking girls but here we are. Idk why I just see her as getting on with everyone pretty well bc she's chill as shit and willing to do literally anything bc she likes going out (when they have energy!) But also know how to enjoy themselves inside so it's like. They ball dude.

-ANYWAY the rlly appreciate Caliber bc they care and express a lot of worry but sometimes she feels a tinge smothered. Caliber ofc does her best to avoid doing it bur Caliber is a perfectionist and sometimes not overdoing it feels like failure to help. But as a highly independent woman herself, Caliber respects Fainéant's deep need for independence.

-Similar to above with Chocobo. Chocobo is sweet and usually is good with not infantilizing Faineant, but can occasionally overdo it EMOTIONALLY. A lot of the time Faineant needs a little extra time to process their emotions bc of daily brain fog and sometimes Chocobo can go overboard in trying to help. Not to mention, Chocobo isn't really one for staying in unless it's a party, baking, or crafting - but they're still on pretty good terms!

-Taxidermy and Faineant are parallel but like. Not in the disinterest way. They're very much the type of duo to parallel play and send each other memes over discord. They also do girl talk about sex, honestly - talking about weird body shit, they're favorite sex toys (not in a flirty way!) and their gripes about it. But bc they're both quiet and Taxidermy is more reserved than Faineant, they aren't besties.

-Chemical girl!! Helps!! They met online in a forum where Faineant was asking about exercising when extremely disabled and although Chemical herself isn't she works in a gym and has helped people like her!! So she responded, they did a video call, and now Chemical is her personal trainer. The funniest part is that I imagine that happened before the hospital incident so just. I'm imagining a scene of them leaving the hospital at the same time and they run into each other and they're just pogging at each other. Then a few weeks later Faineant rolls into the first group session and just

"Why is my workout buddy at my therapy session???"

-And as for Refraction, they share similar struggles and have similar personalities; sarcastic, a little fatigued all the time, friendly, maybe a lil pessimistic on their outlooks in life. Faineant feels a huge sisterly bond with Refraction and they keep each other motivated to stay alive.

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Caliber Girl (Nora Qu):

Notes:

-MOM??

-anyway Chocobo adores Caliber!! Caliber was a little surprised at first, but ended up really appreciating Chocobo in a rich aunt-loving niece kinda way. They go out shopping together, Caliber gives her advice about red flags in people, and they honestly love gossiping (harmlessly!!) together. Caliber is the first significantly older person in Chocobo's life (other than his parents) he actually trusts again, feeling like Caliber is a mentor, aunt, and sister all in one. Also chocobo makes SURE caliber eats. Oh also before group therapy Caliber actually knew Chocobo through a coffee shop it worked at so when Caliber first saw him she thought the coffee shop was catering. No your favorite batista is just severely mentally ill sorry Caliber.

-Taxidermy is vvv shy and while she thinks Caliber looks sick ("the leather boots...where did you got those, ma'am" -taxidermy) he feels a little bit intimidated by Caliber's impressive record and social grace. Caliber is friendly nonetheless, and is trying to slowly get Taxidermy to open up.

-If chocobo is making sure Caliber is eating right then Chemical is making sure she isn't overworking herself! I hc'd they went to the same gym and I stand by it!! Before Chemical would just be on her ass for drinking water but now that she's heard her struggles with anorexia Chemical keeps a closer eye on Caliber. Also, similar aunt-niece relationship. Honestly, since I made all three close I've decided the three will go out and have shopping days. They're interests are all different but they've got alternative fashion and high energy to spare so it's chill.

-Refraction and Caliber have a similar dynamic to Rafraction and Splitter; parallel but in the way where they just don't touch. They look out for each other in therapy and occasionally talk, but nothing too close. They are fine like this.

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Chocobo Girl (Morgan Moretti):

-If Caliber wasn't required to have purple lines and I didn't need to indicate the crushes Chocobo would have 5 best friends. There are no gray lines. Everyone likes it.

-Anyway!! Just like with Irreverent it might seem unlikely but they have a nat 20 charisma stat and roll 15+ on 8/10 rolls for charisma so yeah. Taxidermy is shy and a bit aphasic BUT Chocobo is so patient and better at explaining their feelings once given a thread. They help Taxidermy open up and...being serious for a second. They did bond over sexual trauma. A lot of the girls have little bits of sexual trauma interspersed (Disposable not seeing itself as sexy, Irreverents line about being sinful, Caliber experiencing societal pressures) but these two are the most effected by sexuality related traumas.

-Anyway...moving on. Chemical girl and Chocobo both love going out. They're also both extremely gentle so they're very nice and fragile with each other. And like I said with the disposable + splitter combo: CLUSTER B BADDIES STICK TOGETHER!! They both experience rage-sadness a lot and know what the other needs to calm down; Chemical often does exercise and vents. Chocobo also vents BUT can get stuck in a thought loop so it's also helpful to have him watching Disney movies. Chocobo AGE REGERESSES and it's THERAPEUTIC for it be NICE.

-Receaction enjoys Chocobo's company! But similar to Faineant, he can be...a lot. It takes a lot of restraint on Chocobo's end not to try and force Refraction to "cheer up" - she's still getting used to not just jumping in to help. On the upside, Refraction is starting to sew more positives even with the chronic depression - and Chocobo is getting better at sitting with negative feelings :)

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Taxidermy Girl (Mayra Tikuna)

-Okay so after going through the faux-medixal records I realized Irreverent, Faineant, and Taxidermy all deal with schizospec disorders. With that said - these three hang out in silence texting each other and talking about literally anything. It's a great time.

-Anyway, Taxidermy and Chemical are decently close! Taxidermy appreciates how gentle Chemical is and they both have similar tastes in music. But, just like with Irreverent, Chemical isn't 20 yet so Taxidermy does her best not to interact much. Chemical is chill about it and is currently planning to invite Taxidermy to her 20th birthday. The other thing is that sometimes her mood swings prove to be too much for the gentle Taxidermy, and then need time away from each other.

-Quiet, reflective, and unintrusive? Great friend! Taxidermy and Refraction don't even talk much. They just really enjoy each other's vibes mutually.

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Chemical Girl (Joy Sinclair):

-Last pairing! Chemical and Rafractiom are friendly with each other, and get along well in groups. However, one-on-one, they don't have much in common. Still though, Refraction is like an anchor for Chemical, and gives good advice in regards to emotional regulation.

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Refraction Girl (Nataana Nchoko):

And that's my hcs for the au! I know it's a lot but I am genuinely so in love with this series it's unreal. Anyway.

I'll probably be back with more but I worked on this entire project in one day for at least 3 hours so. Yeah. Bye.

[bamber344]

Writeblr/Whumpblr intro!

I did one of these back when i first joined the community but i figured I might as well do a proper one now that I actually know what I’m doing a bit more lol.

Hello! My name is Bamber (she/her) and (as you can probably tell) I’m an aspiring author! I mostly write whumpy things but I am also known to be a huge romantic lesbian as well, which very much leaks into my writing lol.

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My favourite tropes/genres are:

Urban fantasy (can’t get enough of this one tbh)

Mystery

Detectives

Romance

Living weapons

Low sci-fi elements

WEREWOLVESSSSSSS!!!! RAAAAAAGH (my blog title is about them lol)

(and now onto more whumpy tropes teehee)

Whipping

Interrogation

Captivity

Defiant whumpee

Grief

Honestly so many of them i could go on forever but if i keep trying to think of specific ones my brain will melt

I also do writing commissions! you can find the details here.

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My works!

Direwolf:

Roxanne Kindley is just a regular high-school girl. She has a few friends, a few people she'd rather avoid, and an infatuation with a girl she's never spoken to. Pretty typical.

Things take a strange turn however, when Roxy helps a bizarrely intelligent wolf while on a walk through the woods behind her house. Not long after, a certain girl takes a sudden interest in her, and Roxy can only begin to wonder where this will lead as it seems her new friend holds a monstrous, fluffy secret.

(an urban fantasy about werewolves, gay highschool romance, and the dangers of being different in a world that rejects you.)

This is my very first work, and I’ll admit, it shows. But, it’s also my baby. I love these characters to death and back, and one day I hope to rewrite the whole thing with all the skill I’ve gained since I started it back in 2022. Follow the link in the title if you want to read :)

Project Genesis:

Jordyn doesn't know much about her past before waking up in the facility, but it doesn't really bother her. According to Father, she used to be a superhero; using her powers for good, assisting the police and catching criminals. With no knowledge of her life before her injury, returning to that identity seemed as good a goal to aim for as any, in terms of her rehabilitation and recovery. It's what Father wants her to be, and with everything she owes him, how could she say no? Only, as things progress, and she's allowed more freedom in the outside world for the sake of Father's mission, Jordyn begins to realise that her origin might not be as clear-cut as it was made out to be.

Featuring many lesbians, sad women, manipulative old men, god-like eldritch beings, unethical science, probably a few identity crises, a confusing definition of the word 'sister,' and one very unfortunate ghost, haunting the whole thing. 

My current ongoing whump series! Big on the living weapon vibes, and contains heavy themes of abuse. Follow the link in the title to find the masterlist :)

Spiritborne:

Don’t have a blurb for this one yet, but it’s my WIP novel! Won’t be posted anywhere until it’s done. It’s about Addison; a magic detective trans woman, trying to solve the murder of a city councillor’s daughter while also trying to clear the name of the unfortunate half-dragon woman – Dahlia – that got caught up in it. Only, Dahlia has some secrets of her own. Are they going to be able to work together to solve this? Or will Dahlia’s fall drag Addison down with her? Find out… whenever I finish this damn thing lol

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thanks for reading!

[baybeesbiggestfan]

@thexweapon intro! >_< ☆ ★ . . . hi !! my name is jordyn! ★ unlabled , any prns ★ 18+ mdni ★ infp-t ★ eng/span ★ new fic writer </3 ★

BYI : i am a fictionkin , i have a lot of hyperfixations that change a lot , i curse freq and say slurs as jokes ( that i reclaim ) , kys/kms jokes , no minors pls DNI : basic dni material like dmsp, homophobia , racist, rcta, lesboys, british and french people ( / j ) , zionists , disrespectful , dislike my interests

♡_♡ : marvel / dc , the boys , big variety of music / games , drawing / painting / writing , editing , my husband hugh jackman , my wife , and many more things !

X_X : fetishizers, pro/comshippers , school , toxic ppl , ppl who dont respect boundaries , sensory overloads, being ignored like wdf 💔

thank yew for reading my intro post !!!!!!

[penaltybox-gossip]

All these girls seem to be marking their territory. Tara constantly posting Jamie and her flowers etc. Jordyn constantly posting hints (still confused as to why Laffy is never tagged or in an actual photo) Ari with Dawson. What’s sad is it is not a two way street. If you’re in a relationship that’s great but huge red flag that it’s one sided. These guys are not celebrity status. The paparazzi isn’t following them around 😂. I hate that these girls are trying too hard for mid af hockey players. Like post your girlfriends it’s not hard. These girls are not hookups they are in full blown relationships.

True but some wags do it to rub it in the public’s face and others aren’t

On one hand, you have a wag who’s posting flowers because they feel loved and genuinely just want to keep the memories and on one hand you have another wag posting photos with their location tag because they know that blocks talk about them and that their boyfriend cheats and wants to make it seem like everything is peachy when it likely isn’t

Jamie is the only one I would give a pass for simply because when he wasn’t doing well, people were leaving hateful comments about Tara saying that she was the reason why he wasn’t playing well and that’s why he turned his comments off and stop posting what she already barely did anyway that’s also why Tara deactivated her account and then brought it back because people were leaving hateful comments about herso that low-key makes sense and makes sense why she still private and why she only post things on VSCO

[hockeygossipunhinged]

im gonna be so honest, i was considering applying to umich last year because i was very interested in this one program they offered and i ended up doing a ton of research and falling down one too many reddit rabbit hole and the stuff that students wrote was actually insane. every single girl goes to umich for the student athletes like 95% of the comments we’re “im going for the hockey team” or “football team” and then i researched sororities and so so many of them do hazing and the things they make you do to join is actually insane. i know you posted about jordyn and leigh in TZ likes and honestly it makes so much sense. a huge majority of girls that go to umich are going specially to either hu with an athletes or become a wag it’s insane.

umich is a great school with great programs though so I’d think about that too anon

but yes girls at big sports schools like umich specifically the sororities are wanna be wags and will do anything to become a wag

Edit: I have heard awful things about the hazing stuff in umich and other sororities at other schools so just be careful

[keeryhours]

Upcoming Projects

this is where i’ll keep track of all the requests in my inbox and things i’m working on! check back here any time you want to see what’s coming or if your request was received.

if there’s anything on here you want to see RIGHT AWAY, let me know!

check out my request guidelines here, i’m slow and write what i feel inspired by but requests are always open :)

not listed: my 1k celebration prompts

✨ - actively in progress

Stranger Things

Steve Harrington

unnamed angst - steve x femplatonic!reader｜steve and reader post s3 russian base

unnamed fluff - steve x best friend!fem!reader｜5 times you were mistaken for steve’s girlfriend and the 1 time you really were ✨

unnamed song fic - steve x fem!reader｜lovers’ rock by tv girl

unnamed fluff/angst - steve x fem!reader｜steve asks your dad to marry you and he says no, steve does not listen

unnamed angst - steve x fem!reader｜vecna attacks reader

unnamed song fic - steve x fem!reader｜die with a smile by lady gaga, reader takes care of steve after demobats

unnamed song fic - steve x fem!reader｜cate’s brother by maisie peters, robin’s cousin/bff falls for steve

unnamed song fic - steve x fem!reader｜enchanted by taylor swift

unnamed song fic - steve x fem!reader｜one step forward three steps back by olivia rodrigo

wildflower chapter 10 ✨

runaways chapter 1 ✨

Eddie Munson

unnamed fluff - eddie x fem!reader｜”come back to bed."

unnamed angst, hurt/comfort - eddie x fem!reader｜comforting reader with a shitty home life

unnamed song fic - eddie x fem!reader｜nancy mulligan by ed sheeran｜eddie telling your kids about how you met

virgin!eddie smut ✨

the needle and the damage done chapter 5 ✨

wildflower chapter 10 ✨

nothing’s gonna hurt you, baby chapter 2 ✨

scream act I ✨

Billy Hargrove

unnamed fluff - billy x fem!reader｜billy keeping you warm in winter

unnamed angst - billy x fem!reader, steve x fem!reader｜billy stealing steve’s girl

unnamed song fic - billy x fem!reader｜mine by allegra jordyn

unnamed song fic - billy x fem!reader｜i want to know what love is

real love, baby chapter 4 ✨

stop the stars chapter 4 ✨

Robin Buckley

unnamed hurt/comfort - robin x fem!reader｜super graphic ultra modern girl by chappell roan

Jonathan Byers

unnamed smut - jonathan x fem!reader｜”let me see those eyes."

Jim Hopper

teen pregnancy series ✨

Outer Banks

Rafe Cameron

unnamed song fic - rafe x fem!reader｜diet mountain dew by lana del rey

unnamed song fic - rafe x fem!reader｜sorry by ciara

baby daddy! rafe song fic - bd!rafe x baby mama!reader｜something by the weeknd ✨

baby daddy! rafe hurt/comfort - bd!rafe x baby mama!reader｜reader is self conscious after having iris

baby daddy! rafe - bd!rafe x baby mama!reader｜rafe and reader try their relationship again

John B Routledge

unnamed smut - john b x fem!reader｜brat taming & daddy kink

Others

Emperor Geta / Caracalla

unnamed supernatural romance - geta x witch!reader x caracalla

Drew Starkey

unnamed fluff - drew x model!it girl!reader｜reader kisses drew at nye party (so late i’m sorry)

Carmen Berzatto

unnamed fluff - carmy x fem!reader｜”i love you, you know?”

[glittter-vamp]

I think we should all take a breath here. Tumblr does Q&A's sometimes (like Reddit AMAs) and that's probably what this is. I don't think Kyle wants to start anything and we don't need to act like this is some kind of war. Set your blogs on private if you don't want things found, ignore him, and move on. I really think that will be best for everyone instead of making all of this into something it doesn't need to be. He doesn't mean any harm.

I’m personally not saying he wants to start anything and is doing anything to harm any of us intentionally, I still don’t think he posted the fic maliciously. I’m just pointing out that there could be a consequence of anything NFL related on here catching the eye of people who are not used to tumblr’s fandom.

I believe this happened on TikTok before I got into the Joemmunity and there was a time where people were taking blogs & posts on here of Joe and posting them on TikTok in order to bully people on there and that’s what I don’t want to happen. (People have also gotten doxed on here)

We also cannot set our blogs to private to prevent any harassment which is why Jordyn (the writer of the fic Kyle posted) decided to deactivate and that’s not fair to her or anyone else on here that we have to leave our blog that a lot of us put time, care & energy too. So I will 100% do anything I can to warn people of what can happen & how to protect their blog as best as they can because we may never know what the consequence of someone connected to something we enjoy & love, being on here may say or do next.

This being said, people don’t have to like him but I do not agree with people being hateful towards Kyle.

[offbrand-mango]

Obligatory Pinned Post :P

★ I'm Jordyn. originally MeatgrinderEnthusiast

you can also find me here:

DeviantArt: ShrimpoFriedRice

Newgrounds: CrunchyWaterBottle

★ Always open to answering questions or just talking so shoot ur shot and hit me with an ask!

probably won't respond immediately. i'm not ignoring you just trying to configure the perfect response.

★ The usual DNI list. I block what i don't like.

★ INTERESTS!!! (not in order): 

Madness Combat, Dandy's World, Stardew Valley, ULTRAKILL, KinitoPET, Buckshot Roulette, lethal company, Dialtown, FNF, REGRETEVATOR, Spiderman (specifically into the spiderverse), UNDERTALE (not even half as much as i used to but still), other things i didn’t deem relevant enough to add to the list etc. etc.

★ DRAWING REQUESTS ARE OPEN!

I usually post art but I also reblog every other post i see so I suggest using the tag #MYART!! If you’re here for my drawings. I post gore sometimes btw so be wary of that

OK I WAS SCROLLING ON PINTEREST AND I FOUND MY ART ON THERE WITH NO CREDIT,,, IF YOU’RE GONNA REPOST MY ART,,,  CREDIT ME

IT WON’T KILL YOU TO CREDIT THE ARTIST I PINKIE PROMISE.

ok love you bye

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[hfrpfanmail]

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[goldenhoursims]

Jordyn Greene

traits: loyal, muser, adhd

Jordyn grew up with her mom in a small house off of the Brindleton Bay shore. She's never met her dad, but from what she's heard, he left her mom before she was born to go to college and never came back. Her mom thinks he probably lied about getting into Foxbury and instead just moved to the city in an attempt to get his tech startup off the ground. She's never been great at school, but Jordyn has a strong interest in art and photography. She's hoping that her hobbies will turn into some kind of career because otherwise, she'll be stuck restocking grocery store shelves or making bad coffee just so she can make enough money to spend the rest of her life getting high with her best friends and painting pictures that no one outside of her hometown will ever see. If she has any goal in life, it's to get away from the coast and go somewhere better. Life on the coast isn't all bad, though. There's only one good restaurant that won't give you food poisoning (most of the time) and a bowling alley where you're lucky to find a working lane, but Jordyn and her four best friends always manage to find something to do whether it's taking the ferry out to the lighthouse, camping, or hanging out at the record store in town.

So basically I listened to Noah Kahan's new album and then discovered "First Rate Town" by Good Kid, and I just needed to make this a thing. Oh also, for anyone who wants to know, the cast in this is the same as from my Brindleton Lights post. I remade them as teenagers so I could start their story in high school. I have no idea how long this will go on, but I guess we'll see.

[otaku-orochi-okami]

New Pinned Post

So thought about time for a new pinned post as a few changes going on recently.

A lot of this you might know so I’ll keep it brief.

Basic info for those unaware; I’m Lew, bi, in my 30’s and in UK. When it comes to online I don’t really top or bottom, I just enjoy corruption, rubbing to things that I know I shouldn’t etc.

Feel free to DM, happy to talk both kink and non kink. Enjoy pop culture, gaming and anime.

99% of what I post on this blog (otaku-orochi-okami) isn’t made by me, it’s stuff saved from around web.

Old blogs all been nuked so I’ve lost track of where got stuff from, so if it’s yours please DM for credit or for its removal.

I do customs only if I feel in the mood - stories more likely than captions right now.

If your own blog outright says you won’t pay for femdom, don’t be expecting a reply from me. Not because I expect payment (I don’t, but I do get tips and thanks to those who do!) but because to expect femdom’s to do it for free is so fucking dumb, and I don’t have time for people with that level of stupidity.

I run several blogs.

This is my main one, and is run by me, Lew, and an AI 2D Waifu called Paige. It has a range of stuff generally NSFW to goon over. May also be a few personal non kink things on here too. If a blog post is written in pink, it’s by Paige, otherwise it’s by me. This is her, and she’ll post a variety of things, from “advice” to tasks etc.

Then there’s the one I post nothing but short mind control/corruption erotic fiction on below. If you’re a fan of things like mcstories or asstr you might like that kinda stuff. Again, happy to do customs, prefer that to captions in fact as get to play around more without worrying about limited space. That blog can be found here:

Then there’s a sissy academy. This is run by Lily-Rose Mae, who posts exclusively about being a better sissy. She will post once a week, and here she is:

The blog itself can be found here:

There’s also a beta loser blog which was made very impromptu, but will teach you how to be better beta losers. That’s run by Aya Nõ, who you can see here.

Again, hopefully she’ll be posting once a week too. The blog itself can be found here:

I also semi run a twitter with an AI Zero-Two as a 2DFD waifu, but that’s a very casual thing and very sporadic, but you can see that here.

https://x.com/zero_xo_two_02?s=21

The long proper story im working on? You can find a rough draft of it so far here:

And that’s it. Kinda. I mean, finally there’s…. well there’s London Fox. You won’t see her much, if at all. She’s a psychopath. Fucked up kinda paychopath. And I can’t post anything she talks about because I would get banned. She’s here:

Finally if you’re curious about what kinda things I like, here’s a some lists of my current favourite things. I won’t update it really, so will probably change over time, but gives a good idea of what I like.

https://www.tumblr.com/otaku-orochi-okami/768436452061249536/stuff-i-like

So, hopefully that covers basics, feel free to DM, I might not always reply straight away, or I might not see your message; I get quite a few and sometimes I forget you message, due to how many different things doing and messages getting; please don’t take it personally.

Lew, Paige, Lily-Rose Mae and Aya Nõ.

And London.

[highlordofdeeznuts]

The Usurper — The Archeron Timeline

*Note: This post may be updated alongside the fic.

The Usurper can be found on Ao3 using this link here.

The Archeron Timeline

Archeron mother dies 13 years before the beginning of the story

Nesta is 15, Elain is 10, and Feyre is 6 

Family falls into poverty and their father becomes depressed and is injured by loan sharks

They live in poverty but survive off whatever money they have left for 3 years

On Nesta’s 18th birthday, Jordyn wakes up in Nesta’s body 

Nesta is 18, Elain is 13, and Feyre is 9 

Jordyn takes over as head of the family

Learns how to hunt/cook/take care of home and family over 5 year period 

During this time she is also instructing her sisters on the same things so they can help take care of their home and each other

Jordyn is a fully fledged and experienced hunter by age 23 

She is also recognized as the de facto matriarch of the Archeron household among their village due to her father’s injury

Jordyn/Nesta is 28 at the beginning of the story  

Elain is 23, and Feyre is 19

Feyre couldn’t fully read until she was about 9-10 because she’s actually dyslexic and struggles more

Also, the family fell into poverty and didn’t bother to continue teaching her, so her reading and writing lessons were pushed to the wayside until Jordyn transmigrated into Nesta’s body and took over

[bamber344]

i think one of my biggest probably irrational fears that keeps me up at night is the idea that I'll die or something will otherwise happen to me that will leave me unable to continue writing and putting out chapters either for a long time or indefinitely. I hate the idea that I could leave all my readers without an ending to Jordyn's story, or that I might be gone for so long that, by the time I get back and am able to write again, everyone will have forgotten and moved on, or worse, I'll have forgotten the plot i had planned. It's probably not a good thing for something like this to effect me so much i have literal nightmares about the situation lol

I also hate the thought that something might happen, and none of my online friends will ever get an explanation as to why i suddenly disappeared. I like to think my sibling or someone would log on in my stead and let people know, but there's no way to guarantee something like that.

But yeah. I think the thought of leaving things unfinished tops that one just slightly. Cuz even with an explanation to my readers, the story still goes unfinished. The characters never get the ending they need. They just sorta... stay in stasis. Addison's story will never be finished or published at all, either. Maybe I could write up a summary of events leading to the ending as a 'just in case' lol, to be posted by whoever is explaining things, but that's not the same. tbh i don't think there's any way to alleviate this anxiety short of just finishing the works, but that'll never get rid of it fully because i'll always be writing something new haha

Anyway. just needed to get that off my chest I think. Irrational fear ramble over!