#jooper

[cactus-cass]

Why yes jooper is my favourite crackship how could you tell

[steveybuscemi]

here’s my dog jooper

[sorryheresmybrain]

JOOPER

Jooper, Jooper, Jooper,

JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPERRRRR

[adamwatchesmovies]

The Texas Chain Saw Massacre (1974)

I know these words get tossed around often but I mean it when I say The Texas Chain Saw Massacre is one of the scariest films ever made. Even if you don’t agree, its influence on the horror genre is undeniable.

Sally Hardesty (Marilyn Burns), her paraplegic brother Franklin (Paul A. Partain) and their friends Jerry (Allen Danziger), Kirk (William Vail), and Pam (Teri McMinn) are travelling by van through the countryside to visit an old family home. After encountering a disturbed hitchhicker (Edwin Neal), they cross paths with a family of cannibals.

Immediately striking is the picture’s knack for feeling more documentary than fiction. The conversations between the young adults are innane and they speak over each other like normal friends do. Aside from the news-like voice over (by John Larroquette) at the beginning, little about what you see foreshadows what’s coming. When characters die, the violence is brief, almost as if the cameraman is eager to leave the scene of a real-life crime. When the film’s most memorable character, Leatherface (Gunnar Hansen), appears, it’s out of nowhere and shocking. At any point, you’re never quite sure who the main character is and therefore, you never know quite when the picture will end. Similarly, there are no character arcs or typical “film-y” conventions. Many of the most frightening and shocking scenes happen during the day, adding extra credibility to this tale of horror.

These elements combined make this a living nightmare. The violence is often left to your imagination. You see just enough to know you don't want to see more. It’s a nearly overwhelmingly bleak film, particularly when the cannibals overwhelm the heroes and laugh about the fact that they’ve done this before and plan on doing this again. While many horror films play up the morbid humor inherent to a killer picking people off one by one in increasingly gruesome ways, The Texas Chain Saw Massacre piles on the dread relentlessly. A prolonged scene has Sally running from the chainsaw-wielding maniac, screaming at the top of her lungs. It just keeps going and going. You wonder when it’s going to stop because it makes you uncomfortable. But that’s the thing. You’re uncomfortable because you can’t do anything about it and you know, deep down, that no one is coming to save her from those dark woods. It’s traumatizing and gives a double-meaning to the picture’s tagline “Who will survive, and what will be left of them”?

By the time your mind comes to grips with what’s just happened, The Texas Chain Saw Massacre has already moved on. You’re never given the footing necessary to recover from what you see. Just thinking about the film's final scene gives me chills. The use of music, the camera work, the lightning, the simple but effective scares and the realistic presentation make this 1974 film still terrifying today. (On Blu-ray, October 26, 2018)

[robiland]

He won't let me get up

[climatakt]

There truly is no greater joy in this world than when a sleepy dog looks up at you when you enter the room

[yxnderebxnny]

Hey it would be like super duper awesome sauce if you drew Jeff the Killer

that’d be super duper wooper jooper awesome sauce bro

Awesome sauce indeed my good man

[stressed-cryptid]

Happy birthday to the man from my most favorite video game! 🥳

Cack Jooper! (I know its actually Jack Cooper but I said his name wrong once bc I'm practiacally speech dyslexic) :) I really miss this game from before all the ddos attacks...

[snek-disappearedagain]

Here’s the little guy, little man, silly

If you could reblog after voting that would be great bc this guy needs a name and the more voters the more people who get to see him :00

[treuallahtreuvulieou]

Jooper earning money we earnings financial security.. Jupmoney Kamisakurakai message to many people Reporting Female response proper. Identification verification voice response money or currency

Booper or Jooper and legal tender debt relief currency note World Trade center or World Relief.. Legal Employment and Acquistions ..

I know York County money my one .. only have one Grandma and me and I called something intelligent . Jupiter and Juno King and Queen genetic chromosomes reason it's money one letter A m male y male chromosome Y Yale male or Yalemail.com

[gdaymer]

Joopers, Crooper, whered you get that Pooper?

[lyrics724]

Suppa

HOOK Imma fuck yo bitch and yo momma They got tight vaginas And they some fine lil hynas They like to start drama Gon’ leave you with some trauma Gon’ hafta call grandma Cuz she writes in hiraganaVERSE 1 I don’t know what the fuck these niggas be on They gon’ get hit cuz they goopers Yo bitch a troopa Cuz she spread ’em like a cougar She want me to whoop her Just cuz I’m a jooper They call me a…

[katyobsesses]

I need to hear more about Jesse/cooper <3

also katy it's very iconic of us to ship Jesse with basically everyone.

(I'm literally spreading my st. evansberry agenda)

I feel like their characters are actually really fucking similar

egotistical. naive. narcissistic.

But also kinda sweet, with a lot of love in their hearts. they just want the people they love to be happy and sucessful (Jesse with Rachel, Cooper with Blaine) but neither really know how to do that without making it about themselves.

but together they'd both hype each other up in the same way, in a way they both understand, so weirdly there wouldn't be that much missunderstandings in their relationship.

"This is my boyfriend, he's an actor - I'm an actor, too, actually. neither of us had to go to college for it, we're just naturally amazing..."

^ Either of them talking about the other.

Jesse would ramble on and wax poetic about Cooper before somehow making it about himself at which point Cooper would but in and ramble on and wax poetic about Jesse before somehow making it about himself at which point Jesse would butt in and ramble on and wax poetic about Cooper before somehow making it about himself at which point Jesse would--- (you get the idea, the interviewer/friend/family member would be stuck in this infinite compliment/self compliment loop)

Cooper would tease Jesse about Broadway, Jesse would tease Cooper about Film/TV/Commercials. But they'd never be in competition, so they'd both also heavily support the other in their careers.

Cooper would be Jesse's date to the Tony's. Jesse would be Cooper's date to the Oscars. There'd be interviews where they'd ask one of them if they'd ever thought of acting on stage/screen and they'd say that Jesse/Cooper was the broadway star/movie star in the relationship.

(also Jesse does somehow work with everyone doesn't he? but i think i really like this dynamic i just made up!)

(also st. evansberry? hmmmmmm)

[sorryheresmybrain]

Sometimes I get a customer, that just makes me run on my last brain cell. I was signing up a guy(who didn't want to sign up, but wanted the sweet sweet deals), and I needed his email. I wont say his real email(obviously) but there was a typo that made his name jooper. His name was not jooper. But as I'm trying to correct it, he kept referring to himself as jooper in a funny voice, and I had a long day, and I could not stop laughing. So much so, I typed in his email wrong AGAIN. The process was getting long at this point, and he said he didn't care if the email was wrong, as long as he got his sweet, sweet deals(not his words). As he left, I said "have a great day JOOPER!"

Wherever you are Jooper, I wish you wel....

[lastloveklaroline]

The Cooper/Jones Family

aka the end of Drive Me Crazy.

[robiland]

So so sleepy