psst psst 🤫
do you have a secret 😳😳😳
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here -> 🍊 orange for these trying times :(
thank you joojie i love u
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Look At This
Oh...this is a lovely shoe...but....oh my goodness..the price.....could that be.....?
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heyheyheyheyheyhey you smell like
i smell like [ R E D A C T E D ]
as an aside, it was really funny to get this bc ben and i have been cleaning + recovering from faire (gotta love that Monday recovery #ganggang) all day and like... bRO our costumes have the lovely aroma (read: mild stench) of days’ worth of dirt lmao
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what would you do if koichi became... tall?😶😶😶
“I.. I wouldn’t want that.. at all......”
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Enjoy bonfire night, my drunk neighbours are shooting fireworks early and I'm on the verge of comitting a homicide
yeah i’m 90% sure one bounced off my window earlier?? wig moment.
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oh thanks! here have this *hands you a brick of charcoal with the alphabet in green comic sans* :)
i’m glad you liked egg!!!! here’s a recreation of this ask in perfect detail
thank you for the gift
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🐐
goat
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sorry can you tell melone I'm sorry I didn't really want him to die I love you strange lavender creature
He's ok he survived
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*give you a kiss for valentines day* happy day :)
😳🥰 happy love day to you too!!!!!! 😘💕
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Hi Ruth. Have you got Smelly Belly? Don't lie. Okay now. Change that hair! It's better now. Okay babie. Don't do that. Ice cream? Let's share. Stop eating the nude pictures of Michael Bunións. Okay temptress. Kiss me on cheek? Thank you.
👋🏼😳🥵💇🏻♀️🤷🏻♀️😞💖👌🏼🙅🏻♀️🙅🏻♀️🍦🥰👭💆🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤷🏻♀️🥵🤧🙏🏼🤫😉😘💕☺️🙏🏼💖👋🏼
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i would NEVER talk about f*otball!!
GOOD i know, I’m sorry I slandered ur good name by insinuating u would.... you are better than that 🥺🤧
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me (supersexy): *bowl* do you
is this a super bowl foot ball joke bc if it is then I’m gonna have no choice but to block you jooj 😔🔫🔫 it’s nothing personal I’m just footballphobic 💝
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it's ok!
thank u 😭🙏🏼💖
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*takes a bite out of you*
😳
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imagine if pitbull gave you everything tonight 😳😳
if you’re not pitbull i’m not interested ;)
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