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joniksj · 11 months ago
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grips the the mainstream amatonormative pop culture bullshite narrative of what love " is " or " isn't " with my fucking TEETH and rips it to pieces
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kpojltk · 3 years ago
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the joniksj lore for today is that i lay down on people
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ianthe-dekarios · 5 years ago
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I invite you to my gender reveal. You are confused. Surely this can’t be my gender reveal party. I am not pregnant and I most definitely have already been born. So why, why, am I throwing a gender reveal party? Just then all the balloons in the room pop, dousing the gathered crowd in a flood of water. “Today’s gender is fluid,” I whisper. 
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jonmccaw · 11 years ago
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This is a that it takes to make money....ya right?!?? Http://www.jonmccaw.us #jonspeaks
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jondowe · 11 years ago
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Out Here Reffing football. IN THESE STREETS!!! #SalisburyUni #Football #ZeBRAH #jonspeaks toss in some #Cudder
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joniksj · 11 months ago
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HAAAAANK HAAAAAAAAANK
YOUR INTERNALISED CAPITALISM IS MAKING YOU FEEL GUILTY FOR CHOOSING YOUR HUMAN NATURE AND MAKING TIME TO HAVE FUN WITH YOURSELF INSTEAD OF BEING « PRODUCTIVE »
HAAAAAAAANK
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joniksj · 1 year ago
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all i want for christmas is for someone to hold me close and let me nap on them for a few hours and tell me that everything will be alright
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joniksj · 1 year ago
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i am not immune to FEMININE BOYS and MASCULINE GIRLS (both with wavy/curly hair)
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joniksj · 4 months ago
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born to reply to; forced to save in drafts
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joniksj · 1 year ago
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need me a book with a « let's be friends because we're both aro and we both don't like random alloromantic people hitting on us » to « we're friends of fucking course you can hold my hand while you wait for your jeep going home » type story
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joniksj · 2 years ago
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consent is important and it is therefore so, so hot
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joniksj · 1 year ago
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yes i am a Multishipper bc i just like seeing people be Cuddly and Affectionate to each other. hear ye — this is the brighter path.
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joniksj · 2 years ago
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i love it when tumblr polls approach a normal distribution as the sample size increases
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joniksj · 2 years ago
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penis blast can be a blessing or a curse. use it wisely
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joniksj · 2 years ago
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god what if ,,, we could see more colours. what was the Evolutionary reason our eyes only evolved to see such a Narrow part of the electromagnetic spectrum??? maybe there Is a god and she's bloody stupid in designing light processing things
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joniksj · 2 years ago
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glory to the United Steaks of America. one nation. Well Done. indivisible (until served on a plated). One Marinate, One Grill
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