#jonspeaks

[joniksj]

grips the the mainstream amatonormative pop culture bullshite narrative of what love " is " or " isn't " with my fucking TEETH and rips it to pieces

[kpojltk]

the joniksj lore for today is that i lay down on people

[ianthe-dekarios]

I invite you to my gender reveal. You are confused. Surely this can’t be my gender reveal party. I am not pregnant and I most definitely have already been born. So why, why, am I throwing a gender reveal party? Just then all the balloons in the room pop, dousing the gathered crowd in a flood of water. “Today’s gender is fluid,” I whisper. 

[jonmccaw]

This is a that it takes to make money....ya right?!?? Http://www.jonmccaw.us #jonspeaks

[jondowe]

Out Here Reffing football. IN THESE STREETS!!! #SalisburyUni #Football #ZeBRAH #jonspeaks toss in some #Cudder

[joniksj]

HAAAAANK HAAAAAAAAANK

YOUR INTERNALISED CAPITALISM IS MAKING YOU FEEL GUILTY FOR CHOOSING YOUR HUMAN NATURE AND MAKING TIME TO HAVE FUN WITH YOURSELF INSTEAD OF BEING « PRODUCTIVE »

HAAAAAAAANK

[joniksj]

all i want for christmas is for someone to hold me close and let me nap on them for a few hours and tell me that everything will be alright

[joniksj]

born to reply to; forced to save in drafts

[joniksj]

need me a book with a « let's be friends because we're both aro and we both don't like random alloromantic people hitting on us » to « we're friends of fucking course you can hold my hand while you wait for your jeep going home » type story

[joniksj]

i am not immune to FEMININE BOYS and MASCULINE GIRLS (both with wavy/curly hair)

[joniksj]

yes i am a Multishipper bc i just like seeing people be Cuddly and Affectionate to each other. hear ye — this is the brighter path.

[joniksj]

i love it when tumblr polls approach a normal distribution as the sample size increases

[joniksj]

penis blast can be a blessing or a curse. use it wisely

[joniksj]

god what if ,,, we could see more colours. what was the Evolutionary reason our eyes only evolved to see such a Narrow part of the electromagnetic spectrum??? maybe there Is a god and she's bloody stupid in designing light processing things

[joniksj]

glory to the United Steaks of America. one nation. Well Done. indivisible (until served on a plated). One Marinate, One Grill

[joniksj]

maybe i'm demiromantic ??? big Longing in the chamber tonight