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sugar--brown · 1 month ago

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The mechanisms were Jon's college band AU

You see this AU crossover between The Mechanisms and The Magnus archives? Yeah, I like that one.

But I prefer the two groups being only linked by Jon. So, Nicholas is not Toy Soldier, Basira/Georgie is not Ashes, etc... I just like to think Jon has the coolest friend group/family to hang out outside of work and no one except Rosie knows about the mechs.

I want to try writting a chatfic too, so here it is. It's just the first chapter but I'm so anxious that I can't continue for now...

- Monday, 06:02 - The crew of the starship Aurora

Jonny d’Ville: sent a photo

[The Magnus Institute stands tall over the photographer; they had to bend backward a bit to capture the top of the building. The grey sky of this early September morning makes a great background for the golden dome, which overlooks the institute]

Jonny d’Ville: I am here.

Ashes O’Reilly: didn’t you work here for 4 years now?

Gunpowder Tim: yeah you sound like a little kid telling his family that he arrived safe

Raphaella la Cognizi: are we ur family jon? its so sweet

Toy Soldier: Awww (づ￣ ³￣)づ

Jonny d’Ville: Shut up! You are the ones who insisted that I send you news more often.

Nastya Rasputina: Just say you are nervous about your new job and that you try to buy time by talking to us.

Nastya Rasputina: Iris whishes you good luck.

Jonny d’Ville: Are you together right now?

Nastya Rasputina: Yes Jon, at 6am we are not at work yet. Only you do that.

Ashes O’Reilly: wait hang on why are you awake Tim?

Ashes O’Reilly: I thought you were doing the night shift

Gunpowder Tim: Don’t worry big sib Alex, I go right to bed after giving some support to our first mate ;)

Jonny d’Ville: It is captain for you.

Gunpowder Tim: FIRST MATE

Nastya Rasputina: FIRST MATE

Ashes O’Reilly: FIRST MATE

Toy Soldier: FIRST MATE

Raphaella la Cognizi: FIRST MATE

Marius von Raum: FIRST MATE

Drumbot Brian: FIRST MATE

Ivy Alexandria: FIRST MATE

Jonny d’Ville: Oh! Now you are all here!

Toy Soldier: Take it as us wishing you good luck (｡•̀ᴗ-)✧

Jonny d’Ville: Fine. I do not have time for that anyway, I am already late.

Nastya Rasputina: You are certainly NOT.

-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.- - 09:32 -

Jonny d’Ville: Does anyone know how to find and catch a dog without any property damages?

Gunpowder Tim: … what?

Raphaella la Cognizi: do u have some dog food with u?

Jonny d’Ville: Of course not!

Nastya Rasputina: Context.

Jonny d’Ville: Yes, right.

Jonny d’Ville: Elias (my boss) decided to assigned a third assistant to the archives. He’s sloppy, slow, clumsy and had let a dog in. It had been thirty minutes that we all try to catch it.

Gunpowder Tim: Aren’t you supposed to work in some kind of archives, J?

Jonny d’Ville: I do.

Raphaella la Cognizi: i want to meet ur new assistant

Raphaella la Cognizi: i like dog send a picture!

Jonny d’Ville: Yes, thank you Raphaella, I will. But, I really need to find the beast before it makes serious damages or my boss learns about it.

Gunpowder Tim: You didn’t see where it went?

Jonny d’Ville: Sadly, no. It went straight into the depth of the archives.

Nastya Rasputina: I can feel your anxiety through my phone. Deep breath, it’s not the end of the world.

Jonny d’Ville: It could be the end of my career.

Nastya Rasputina: No.

Gunpowder Tim: Send us a picture Jonny-boy, maybe we could help!

Jonny d’Ville: sent a photo

[The photo is a bit blurry and dark, but it’s possible to see shelves full of files and papers, boxes on the ground and a few old office furniture scattered around. On the floor, a muddy trail is barely noticeable.]

Raphaella la Cognizi: paw prints!!!!

Gunpowder Tim: Follow the mud Jonny!

Nastya Rasputina: Just treat the dog like a very active cat and bring it back outside, its owner should search it.

Jonny d’Ville: Thank you, everyone, I think I hear it now.

Raphaella la Cognizi: No prob!

Gunpowder Tim: You got this!

Nastya Rasputina: Don’t freak out and don’t overthink it. It’s just a job like any other.

-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.- - 10:23 - The crew of the starship Aurora

Toy Soldier: Did I just miss Jon chasing a dog in his workplace?! ｡･ﾟﾟ*(>д<)*ﾟﾟ･｡

Raphaella la Cognizi: he promised to send a picture

Toy Soldier: (❤ω❤)

Jonny d’Ville: sent a photo

[It’s a closeup of the spaniel sniffing at the camera. The pavement of the sideroad is visible just like the wagging tail of the dog]

Raphaella la Cognizi: doggie! thanks jonny u made my day! pet it for me!

Toy Soldier: ฅ V•ᴥ•Vฅ!!! <3

Jonny d’Ville: My nerves are officially fried.

Toy Soldier: More than the time you asked Georgie out?

Jonny d’Ville: shut up!

Raphaella la Cognizi: come on j! it can happen to anyone no need to stress

Jonny d’Ville: I don’t need a surprise new coworker who mess things up first thing in the morning.

Raphaella la Cognizi: sounds like good story!

Toy Soldier: Yes! Tell us!

Jonny d’Ville: It’s nothing. Just Elias not warning me that I will have a third assistant. And the said assistant let a dog in the archives when he arrived. He looks clumsy, dumb, and useless.

Jonny d’Ville: I swear! He tried to buy me with a cup of tea! How disgustingly sweet is that? And he wears the most hideous and soft looking jumpers I have ever seen!

Jonny d’Ville: Disgusting.

Jonny d’Ville: Why is no one saying anything anymore?

Raphaella la Cognizi: nothing nothing

Toy Soldier: Just go back to work! ρ(- ω -、)ヾ(￣ω￣; )

Jonny d’Ville: Right. Yes. Better to get back. Have a nice day.

Raphaella la Cognizi: luv u!

Toy Soldier: (⌒ω⌒)ﾉ

-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.- - 12:11 - Tim to Jules

Tim: Marius

Tim: Marius my good man

Tim: Marius our real psychologist

Tim: Marius our ship doctor

Tim: Jules! It’s important come on!

Jules: Can’t I have one lunch break in peace?

Tim: Not when Jonny is dropping bombs like that in the group chat!

Jules: Let me check

Jules: Oh my

Tim: Soooooo?

Jules: yeah, the new assistant caught his attention.

Tim: just like with Jun!

Jules: like with Jun?

Tim: we never told you this story?

Jules: I know they were best friends over their mutual love of gothic, tragic, and angsty storytelling and that Jun taught him queerness but I’m not sure how it applies here

Tim: we didn’t tell you! Oh this is great! Let me tell you what happened before Jun and Jonny became Dr Carmilla and Jonny d’Ville.

Tim: well technically Jun had had already her persona but you see my point

Tim: alright so Jonny was this weird, emo, kid in first year of college. He was a mess really, worst than when you met him.

Tim: Jun was a Japanese student here in London to study for a year before going back to Japan and welcome London’s students. Exchange program yada yada yada…

Jules: I know that, you know?

Tim: shhhhhh… let me tell the story

Tim: so! When Jun started to be better than him in their literature class, Jonny was mad! I wasn’t even his friend but I could see it, the two of them spent all their breaks bickering. Jonny in his soft, shy, but angry voice and Jun in her broken English mixed with Japanese.

Jules: Wait hang on

Jules: They weren’t friends because they were good at the same things?

Jules: I thought that Jonny always treated Carmilla like some kind of idol, having a little crush on her and all.

Tim: they did after exchanging notebooks by accident! Jonny loved Carmilla’s songs so much and Carmilla loved his stories so much that they finally talked normally and became friends

Tim: and yes Jonny had very strong feelings for Carmilla from the start, but he’s just terrible at expressing it

Tim: like a kid bothering another one because they don’t know how to keep their attention on them

Tim: but I doubt it was romantic

Jules: Wait wait wait

Jules: are you implying that this new assistant Jonny just met is his new crush?

Tim: that’s what I’m asking you!

Jules: well… it’s true that Jonny has troubles to express himself…

Tim: mh mh!

Jules: but it could also be because he’s very stressed from having being promoted to head archivist and having to deal with someone new when he requested his colleagues.

Tim: yeah, “colleagues”

Jules: We both know what he means ;)

Jules: My diagnostic: we can keep an eye on it

Tim: Yesssssss

-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.- - 17:01 - Archives team baby!

Timothy had created the group Archives team baby!

Timothy had added Sasha

Timothy had added Martin

Timothy changed Sasha’s name for Hacker

Timothy changed Thimothy’s name for Inspector Tim

Inspector Tim changed Martin’s name for New Guy

Inspector Tim: Here we go! All done!

Hacker: Well that was quick, one minute after the workday is done. Impressive.

Inspector Tim: What can I say? I am a man of many talents! ;p

Hacker: Can’t deny that.

Hacker: But if allow me…

Hacker changed Hacker’s name for Sasha

Inspector Tim: Hey! I didn’t allow you!

Sasha: It would be easier for Martin to remember our name if we keep them written on this chat.

Inspector Tim: But he needs to know the dynamic too :(

New Guy: I don’t mind either way… whatever you prefer

Inspector Tim: Don’t be shy! We are all friends here!

Sasha changed New Guy’s name for Martin

Inspector Tim: :( :( :(

Sasha: Let’s keep it simple for now.

Inspector Tim: Alright alright but I keep Inspector Tim because I’m wonderful

Inspector Tim: So! Let’s play 20 questions!

Sasha: I thought you wanted to do it at a pub

Inspector Tim: This is the sober version, so we can compare ;)

Inspector Tim: Here’s the rules! Sasha and I know each other so we will team up. We will ask a question, you answer, and you ask a question, and we answer. 10 questions by team! Got it?

Martin: I think…

Sasha: Play without me, I’m entering the no signal part of the tube.

Inspector Tim: aw :(

Inspector Tim: Well I start then! What do you think of Jon?

Inspector Tim: Martin?

Inspector Tim: I see you typing for three minutes straight now, I’m getting worried

Inspector Tim: No pressure! You can refuse to answer.

Martin: Sorry!

Martin: It’s hard to find the right words…

Inspector Tim: Relax!

Inspector Tim: I won’t tell him ;p

Martin: I guess he’s alright… he seems professional and hardworking, I’m glad to work with him

Inspector Tim: That sounds like more a job interview but fair enough! Don’t hesitate to come see us if you have troubles, he can be a bit…

Sasha: special.

Inspector Tim: Yeah! That! But he’s nice

Inspector Tim: Deep deep deep down

Inspector Tim: (glad to have you back sash’)

Sasha: Your turn, Martin

Martin: What is your favourite band/song/music?

Inspector Tim: A safe choice but a very interesting one, very smart…

Sasha: Since I know Tim is busy googling the exact song he wants you to judge him on, I will answer first.

Inspector Tim: *thumb up*

Sasha: I like songs which tell stories, no matter the gender, I’m not a fan of generic lyrics.

Sasha: @ Inspector Tim your turn

Inspector Tim: Already?!

Inspector Tim: You lost your flamboyant speech

Inspector Tim: The archives fed on it

Sasha: Stop being dramatic and answer the question

Inspector Tim: Kay kay

Inspector Tim: It’s I kissed a girl of Katy Perry

Inspector Tim: The perfect mix of queerness for me

Sasha: Tim is pan, for context. So a song celebrating lesbian loved by a queer man is a good definition of him.

Martin: That’s great!

Martin: I mean no

Martin: Yes!

Martin: I just want to say that it’s great that you are comfortable with it

Martin: Not like you couldn’t be!

Inspector Tim: Relax Martin, I get it

Inspector Tim: And thank you!

Sasha: Really, Martin, we just want to integrate you in the group, so no stress.

Martin: Thank you

Martin: It really means a lot

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forever1kay · 2 years ago

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POWER TRIP !!

Summary: When Miles is forced on a vacation with his mother and a bunch of people from his mom’s past, he expects to be miserable the entire time. But little does he know, you’re lots of fun to be around…

Pairing: Earth 42 Miles x Fem!Black!Reader (Both are 17)

Notes: My friend did not have time to translate for me so I had to take matters into my own hands and use SpanishDict and DeepL. If the translations are shit, please correct me in the comments. I’d really appreciate it. Also, If I mentioned anything about Miles’ hair being in a low ponytail or a bun, I meant what I said. He reminds me of Latrelle from on my block so his hair is very versatile in my mind💀 With that being said, I hope you all enjoy!

Warning(s): Implied Grumpy x Sunshine trope, profanity of course, Rio is definitely an instigator (she means well), Miles is annoyed for majority of the story, rushed relationship, Y/n’s dad is annoying, teenagers in love (you wish that was you huh?) Let me know if I forgot anything!!

When Miles’ mother bursts into his room, speaking in frantic Spanglish about how Miles needs to pack a bag, he has to stop and look at the expression on her face to realize nothing is wrong and he doesn’t need to kill anyone tonight.

His mother tells him that a few of her closest friends from high school had found her Facebook and wanted to meet up, and he couldn’t stay home alone after that stunt he pulled last week when she had to work extra hours at the hospital. And not only did he have to go, but he had to bring his younger cousin Dillon as well so his uncle Aaron could “handle some business.”

Miles just sighed, knowing he couldn’t argue with his mother and began to pack his bags. Three days later, him, Dillon, and his mother had landed in Orlando and were standing in the lobby of an overly colorful hotel. As his mother was checking in, Miles realized he’d rather be anywhere else.

After receiving their right room numbers, the three of them walked to their rooms to settle in before returning to the lobby, where all hell broke loose.

His mother had made the decision to scream and approach two other women who were also screaming. Miles could only shake his head and wish to go home. He thought about escape routes, ride arrangements, and even the possibility of staying at Uncle Aaron's house.

However, his inner thoughts were interrupted as his face was forced into someone's chest.

“Lil’ man!” A random chubby man yelled, his hand tangled into Miles curly ponytail. “You was this big last time I seen you! You done grew some! How old you is?”

“I’m seventeen.” Miles said, his voice muffled by the guy’s chest.

“Seventeen! Damn, how time flies by. You remember me?”

“Nah.” Miles said curtly.

“Miles.” His mother started, raising an eyebrow.

“I don’t, ma. ¿Querías que mintiera?”

“Watch the attitude, Miles.” She said, thumping him on the forehead before embracing the strange man and the two screaming women. “These are my friends from high school. Michael, Linda, and Nicole.”

“Nice to meet you.” Dillon and Miles said in unison.

Linda grabbed Michael’s hand before gesturing to the children behind her. “These are our kids; Y/n and Jacob.”

Nicole then joined in. “And these are my sons, Jonny and Tito.”

Miles looks to each kid as they’re being introduced, but he lets his eyes linger on Y/n a little longer until Tito spoke.

“En realidad, mi nombre es Salvador. No Tito. I don’t know why they still call me that.”

Miles chuckles. “I feel you.”

“So how old are you all now?” Miles’ mother asks, squeezing her friends’ children into a hug.

The kids all name their age, and Rio gets excited immediately.

“Y/n and Miles you’re the same age! And Jacob you’re the same age as Dillon! You can all be such great friends. ¡Qué amoroso!”

The adults talk about their kids closeness in age for a second before Rio opens her mouth again.

“Papá, sé amable y ayúdala con sus maletas.”

“No necesita mi ayuda, mami.”

“Miles.”

“Vale, vale…”

“Y/n!” Rio yelled excitedly, gaining your attention. “Miles will help you with your bags.”

You waved your hands and shook your head frantically. “Oh, Mrs. Morales it’s okay! My dad can-“

“Oh don’t worry about him, I insist! Go, Miles.”

Miles sighs as silently as he can and then grabs all four of Y/n’s bags effortlessly, looking at her to lead the way to her room.

“Come back quickly!” Michael yelled, fixing his voice to make it sound deeper than it already was. “Put the bags down and that’s all.”

“Okay, dad. Chill.”

Y/n and Miles walk in silence, never speaking a word to each other although Y/n's stare spoke volumes.

They return to the lobby mostly silently after setting the bags down, with Y/n opening and closing her mouth a few times but never really managing to say anything but “do you like bread?” Which earned her a side eye from Miles.

When they got back, Jonny told them what the adults had decided.

“We’re going to Disney springs.”

Together with a few other hotel guests, the ten of them boarded the Disney shuttle bus and left.

When they got there, the adults made the decision to play a game of rock, paper, scissors to determine where they would all have dinner tonight. Nicole won and decided to let the kids choose.

Michael made an attempt to bribe them into choosing the T-Rex Café, but they all side eyed him and chose Planet Hollywood.

When they arrived, a makeshift red carpet led up to the entryway. Somewhere in the middle, one of the employees offered to take a group photo of them.

Miles took three pictures, two of them courtesy of his mother who insisted they were pictures he should be taking.

One as a group, one with his mother, himself, and Dillon, and one with Y/n.

Both were a little awkward. The former had Rio kissing Miles on the face and pinching Dillon's cheek in public, while the latter… was an interesting thing to talk about.

After taking a picture with his mother and cousin, Miles was about to walk away when Mom stopped him and said

“Y/n! Would you like to take a picture with Miles?”

Miles was so shocked that he couldn’t speak, and Y/n would have dropped her phone had it not been for Jacob's fast reflexes.

“O-oh, no Mrs. Morales, he doesn’t even want to take a picture and I myself am so of tired of pictures, you know, with the flash and everything.”

“Girl don’t play with me.” Linda spoke, inserting herself into their conversation. “You’re a model. You do this for a living. Just take a quick picture with Miles and we can go.”

“Baby she don’t need to take a picture with no boys.” Michael whined, turning his wife to face him.

“You know he’s a good kid, Mike. He’s Rio’s son.”

Y/n's parents continued to argue as she nervously walked over to Miles on the carpet while Rio and the photographer instructed them to smile.

Although Miles didn't smile, he calmly wrapped his arm around Y/n, who jumped at the touch and stared up at him in shock.

“Smile for me, ángel.” Miles spoke lowly enough for only Y/n to hear, meeting her eyes and smirking.

After taking the photo, the photographer gave it to Rio and instructed them to enter the restaurant. Miles walked away from Y/n without another word.

After that awkward fiasco, the group entered the restaurant and were immediately welcomed and seated. Y/n ultimately found herself seated next to Miles, and she could not stop worrying about whether or not her chewing would be too loud. But instead of thinking in her head like normal people, Y/n muttered under her breath, a lot like Deku from My Hero Academia (ifykyk).

Miles noticed and chuckled to himself.

A server took their order a little while later, and a short while after that, they left to look around at the movie props and film scripts around the restaurant.

Later that night, the adults left their kids some money and went on a hot air balloon ride. Since Miles already had money of his own, he gave Dillon the borrowed money and then walked away alone.

Well, at least he thought he was alone.

When he realized he wasn’t, he nearly backhanded the intruder, but they were quicker than he'd thought and caught his wrist.

“Um, okay. Wow. I definitely could’ve died.” Y/n spoke, dropping Miles’ wrist.

“My bad.” Miles spoke, looking her up and down. “Why didn’t you go with everyone else? They need someone to watch after them.”

“Trust me, they don’t. Salvador is very responsible.” She informed him. “Besides, how do you know I’m responsible enough to watch over them?”

Miles shrugged and moved away from Y/n to lean onto the only railing that separates them from the water. "I don't."

Y/n chuckled and then followed him, leaning against the same railing but facing Miles.

Miles gave her a stank face. “I actually came over here to remove myself from you…”

Y/n shrugs. “You intrigue me.”

“Yeah?” Y/n nods. “How so?”

“Well I don’t know.” Y/n shrugs, “In my experience, silent people are the most interesting.”

“Or the most deadly, depends on who you know.”

“Cmon, drop the hood nigga persona and let’s be besties for the rest of this trip.”

“Nah.”

“It’ll be fun!”

Miles rolls his eyes. “You are something else.”

“I know, you’ll get used to it eventually. Three months top.”

“You said for the rest of this trip.”

“Well obviously I lied.”

“She lied. Of course she did.” Miles spoke to himself. “We can’t just be civil and be quiet?”

“No, we have to be besties. It’s the only way or else I’ll cry and your mom will let my dad beat you up.”

“He can try, but I can fight.”

“Please!”

“No.”

“Please!”

“No.”

“Come onnnnn!!”

“No.”

“Miles!”

“Okay, mama. Okay. I’ll be your Bestie for the rest of the trip.”

“You won’t regret it! Okay, now let’s go have fun!”

Surprisingly, Miles let Y/n to lead him aimlessly around Disney Springs until they left. The following few days, he allowed her to continue dragging him around.

When it came time for everyone to return home, Y/n's family made the decision to take drop everyone else off at the airport (since the four of them actually lived in Florida and didn't need to leave the state).

This time, Y/n was the one insisting something. That something being walking them into the airport while Rio insisted that it was fine.

Y/n won, which meant her dad had also decided to walk them in just “to make sure Y/n won’t get lost.”

“So,” Y/n started, linking her pinky with Miles who surprisingly enough didn’t seem to have a problem with it, “How was it to be my Bestie for a week?”

Miles chuckled. “You’re not all that bad.”

“I’m not all that bad? Don’t you mean it was the best experience of your life and you can’t wait to see me again?”

“Nah, I ain’t say all that.”

“But you meant it. It’s okay to admit that I’m super funny and cool and pretty and you absolutely love me.”

Miles chuckled again, which was out of character for him.

Rio checked the time and spoke up

"Miles, dile adiós. Tenemos que irnos. Te esperaré allí.”

Miles nods and turns to face Y/n, but Rio quickly pushes him aside and embraces the girl.

“It was so nice to see you again, hermosa! We’ll have to keep better contact so we can see you and your family again, okay?”

“Okay, Mrs Morales! It was so nice to meet you in person and I really enjoyed your company this weekend. You’re so sweet!”

“No, you’re so sweet! Much love to you sweetie, we’ll plan something soon.” She kisses you on the cheek before pulling your father out of the way so you and Miles can have a moment.

“So,” Miles turns to you, but gets interrupted by you throwing your arms around him.

“I’m gonna miss you, bestie!”

Miles smiles down at her, finally wrapping his arms around her waist. “I’m gonna miss you too, mama.”

“See, I knew you loved me.”

Miles' eyesight travels from her lips to her eyes and back again. Naturally, Y/n can't keep quiet.

“You look like you want to kiss me.”

“Quiero besarte.”

“Do it, no balls.”

Miles chuckles before kissing Y/n twice on the lips and trying to lean in once again, but of course both of their parents broke up them up by clapping and raising their voices in protest.

Yet again, Y/n can’t keep quiet.

She looks up at Miles with hearts in her eyes. “…you taste like strawberries and rainbows.”

Miles rolls his eyes before pecking Y/n's lips once more, prompting yet another outburst from their parents.

"Cálmate, mami. Please!” Miles whined while Y/n shook her head at her father with wide eyes.

Y/n grinned as she pulled away from Miles and pulled her phone from her back pocket. “I don't have your number.

Miles took her phone and swiftly entered his number before handing it back to her and holding her hands in his, gently moving backward as he does so. "Let’s keep in touch, yeah?"

Y/n nods, saying bye to Miles as he pulls away and walks over to his mom, of course waving a goodbye to Y/n’s dad as well.

BONUS:

When he got home later and took his phone off of airplane mode, Miles felt his phone buzz in his pocket with a text from an unknown number who he could only assume was you..

Translations (may be inaccurate or in Spain Spanish btw, so please correct me if needed):

¿Querías que mintiera? - Did you want me to lie?

En realidad, mi nombre es Salvador. No Tito. - Actually, my name is Salvador. Not Tito.

¡Qué amoroso! - How sweet!

Sé amable y ayúdala con sus maletas - be kind and help her with her bags.

No necesita mi ayuda, mami. - She doesn’t need my help, mommy.

Vale, vale… - Okay, okay…

Miles, dile adiós. Tenemos que irnos. Te esperaré allí. - Miles, say goodbye. We have to go. I’ll wait for you over there.

Quiero besarte. - I want to kiss you.

Cálmate, mami - Calm down, mommy

#lovekaia #marvel #kaiaxmarvel #mcu #into the spider verse #black coded reader #across the spiderverse #miles morales x reader #spiderman #prowler miles #prowler miles x reader #earth 42 miles x reader #atsv x you #x black reader #fem reader

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vestaclinicpod · 1 month ago

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Audio Drama Sunday - 15th December ✨

I listened to so much audio drama this week and have so many thoughts!! 🫨

🌨️ @thewhitevault (15) First off all, PSA: someone has been leaving negative comments on Spotify instead of hitting pause and moving on with their life like a normal person would. I personally love the split focus between Goshawk and Cairo and really feel like we’re getting closer to finding out what is actually happening to the sites. Sure, it’s a different kind of tension, but if the show followed the same formula every season it wouldn’t be the best in the game, would it? If everyone could show some love to TWV this week, that would be good!!

🌲 @hellofromthehallowoods (177) damn, I’m sorry but I think Mx Wellman needs to teach action-writing because these scenes are so tense but also fluid and easy to follow! I guess we finally know who the quartet are? I think I had been hoping that it wasn’t going to be the people we knew a little as kids but . . . isn’t that just the way in life that people you knew as children grow up and join a corrupt system of oppression that allows them to perpetrate harm!! Shank remains such an interesting character, of course he’s going to go for the Sheriff’s dpt now, why not! And the actual pig memories made my heart hurt a little.

🔎 @224bbaker (13) Had a relisten this week for the general release and, my god, there are too many banger lines in this ep to list them all but no context giggles include: “Push that down, James, it’s probably nothing.” & “balancing the egos of the hogs, you get it”. ALSO thank god for the transcript because tell me why I initially re-evaluated McMurphy as a character when I thought I was referring to his ex: “Joe Caster” 😭😂 Oops. I love Madge’s arc so far this season - so interesting to have a female lead who has some growing to do in the equality department. And a great gentle reminder for us all to stop appeasing the people holding us down xo

🦋 @remnantspod (19) Another fantastic ep! That heart sinking feeling moments into meeting the teacher! Damn, that’s good writing!! Also, if we’re weighing in on whether someone should be judged on their own terms if they make those terms clear and exacting - I don’t think it is actually possible to judge someone without your own bias affecting your judgement. Now, the current almost-clean-slate of the Apprentice makes this interesting but immediately Sir asks him to compare Adelaide to Sid. Can one judge without comparison?? I don’t think so? Maybe the poor Apprentice was just relieved to have someone finally give some guidance on how to measure a soul. I also found it veryyyy interesting that the Apprentice chose to discard this remnant. It did come across a little bit churlish to me, as though he chose to do that to piss Sir off. But it did remind me of his reaction to Jonny in ep 2. Clearly murder is a touchy subject. . .

🎙️WTNV (258 & 259) Listening to Night Vale is always such an easy little treat for me. Sounds like Steve is about to bite off a bit more than he can chew with a car company that’s literally called detour.

🧋 @hinaypod (25&26) Ooough spooky dolls are spooky! My heart just about tied itself in knots hearing Donner and Mari reconnect and him realise she already had a Halloween Date. Then it froze hearing Mari sob 😭 she’s MY goodly witch and you need to stop making her cry!!!

🗺 @tales-from-the-low-city (13) Absolutely gripping!! It might just be me, but I feel like this season is much darker in tone compared to last and this tale about a Fallen assassin fits right in. I adored the music, it added so much to the tension of the writing without being distracting. Loved it.

🍾 @ameliapodcast (38) I love the fantastical eps as much as the plausible ones!! Truth serum, eh? I can’t wait to find out how this goes wrong 😂

🧳 Travelling Light @monstrousproductions (Q+A part 1) so lovely to hear Hero AND Matt answering the questions. The chat about working to deadlines and making peace with producing lots of work that is good but, most-importantly, finished is …. Really something to think about… I also definitely noticed when Óli disappeared from the polls 😂 it was fun to make the choices more mysterious!!

Have a good week, everyone!!

#audio drama sunday #the white vault #hfth spoilers #fawx & stallion #remnants pod #wtnv #hi nay podcast #tales from the low city #the amelia project #travelling light

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shitty-mechs-headcannons · 6 months ago

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Jonny pretends to hate kids but actually kinda likes them. They think he's great because they're kids and have no clue what's going on, but this random guy that just showed up to read them stories is amazing. He swears at them and then comes back same time next week.

thats so cute oh my god,,,, I do have a pet hc that Jonny likes kids because he never got to be a kid, seeing them have childhoods and be happy makes him feel almost like he's making up for his own shit childhood

-mod wil

#the mechanisms #shitty mechs hc #mod andy #jonny d'ville

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kassandrasdisciple · 3 months ago

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~~~spoilers for all of the magnus archives~~~

How popular is the take that Melanie and Georgie were actually in a Fearscape?

I feel like this must be a common take, but it's hard to find just meta-theories for TMA, but just incase, here's how I came to this conclusion.

Melanie's Blindness

The are alot of blind people in the world. I know Melanie blinded herself under spooky™ circumstances, but nothing actively spooky was occurring other than being inside the magnus institute. Also as seen with Gertrude/Agnes, the flesh book and The Dark ritual, when you want to avoid an Entity, or several, you usually have to do some explicity spooky things.

Because of this I think Melanie is just normally blind, she herself seems to think her immunity is just because of her blindness too. Now I know Jonny hasn't always been great on numbers and scales but there are ALOT of blind people, maybe the Eye only ignores people who are completely blind and not visually imperared but still, Jon should've been seeing dozens of blindspots just within the UK in the beginning of S5. So I think it's safe to say Melanie's blindness isn't why she's "immune".

Observation Isn't Overt

We know the Fearscapes aren't constant hell, the camera is the most explicit, giving prolonged relief, but it was still a Fearscape, waiting for all that paranoia to ripen until it breaks and the fears decend. We see it in other Fearscapes like the falling titan or the medical centre where there might be hours or days of relative peace, but the fear is still there and the victims still exist to suffer. I think the camera can also explain how Melanie and Georgie weren't visible to Jon even outside the tunnels, their fearscape relies on feeling "free" to some extent.

Furthermore, Jon still knew they where alive, so The Eye knew that aswell, it didn't hunt them down to put them in a fearscape however, and that was because they already were, they were just "freeranged" and The Eye just wanted to monitor their vitals.

Lastly, Helen knew where they where. I know she was better at navigating the tunnels than Jon in S4, but we know in S5, all power comes and goes through The Eye, it's how the smitings work, if she could find them so could The Eye.

Specificity

Basira inherited Daisy's Fearscape, allowing her to travel freely, but she was still in a Fearscape, having to endure all the horrors Daisy commited and then having to carry on, viewing the Fearscapes without Jons protection. Knowing this helps plug another hole in our original theory, which is that this is quite a specific Fearscape. We know some are small, Martin's only has a few dozen, but Basira's is just hers. This I think sets the president that although Melanie's and Georgie's Fearscape is highly unique it's still possible. (Maybe The Eye chooses unique ones for its Ex kids)

Georgie's Fear

I know people will bring up Georgie and I'll have to make a much longer post eventually but I think we've only ever been told how her power works from her POV, which I think is inaccurate. If we actually look at how she acts she does feel Fear, she just displays it as worry or anxietyusally for others. I think what Georgie actually is, is what everyone else is, an Avatar, specifically of the End. We only have one other End avatar, Oliver, but we see a numbing of emotions in him too. I think she's unable to feel fear like others because she's an End Avatar and that brings a dampening affect, for further proof see the book of the damned with Gerry and Eric, both who know it feels "bad" but still have their emotions dampened. Basically, Georgie is a misidentifyed Avatar and she can still feel Fear just not like she used to be able to.

What the Fear / FearScapeUK

Now what is their Fearscape? Firstly it doesn't fit nicely into the 14 but that's okay, we know in the apocalypse Smirks 14 is largely redundant. But their fear is simply their followers, both having this crushing fear of failing them, having to be the perfect leaders, and of losing them, which they always will. Just before S5 ends we see the Cycle about to restart.

Just Melanie and Georgie -> save a few -> save even more ("get greedy") -> lose a big chunk -> lose them all -> alone again, Repeat.

They'd go through this anguish over and over until the End consumes all, it allows them freedom like Basira and Daisy but they still only exist to suffer like those in every other Fearscape.

TL;DR Georgie and Melanie weren't lucky, they're Fearscape is them watching those they're supposed to protect being dragged of to torture whilst shouldering the guilt of being "spared".

#the magnus archives #season 5 spoilers #georgie barker #melanie king #magnus archives theory #the eyepocalypse #spoliers for the magnus archives #tma podcast #tma #the magnus institute

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jey-chan · 1 year ago

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I have the idea of some rogerd realising for accident that danny is baby and so far i have this ideas:

Danny: So! Before you start with all your rant ablut making me your new hosedecore... i need to ask you someting prtety important, and since you are the frist ghost to show uo today you got tho answer it. I should prefer either Boxy or Lunch Lady but what can you do? Anyway... what does a ghost need to do for theyr Dead Aniversary?

Skuller just blue scren at that last sentence: ... what we do on our deadday?

Danny: yup! i need to be prepared! Sams thinks i could relive my half dead and having that on my paren- The fenton house. Tuker thunks i need to go an shove myself a grave, and Jazz give him that eye rol, but dosent know if its aprpopiated to buy a cake or not

Skuller:.... what... why are you on the ghost mad sentcies lab?

Danny: thats my parents house? And i died there? Like i died opening the portal but-

Skuller: the portal? Like the ghost portal that had ben opened for like 6 monts a least? You died opening the fuking portal on your mad parents basement? The portal that HAD BEN OPEN FOR LEST THAN 6 MONTS PORTAL‽ THAT PORTAL‽

Danny: yup! Kusco! You are doing great!

Sudenly all those extrange things for the ghos punk make sence.

The kid was born as a Gate Protector Spirit. A New Hera Halfa.

HE HAD GONE AFTER A FUKING BABY ACIENT!

Skull: i am not longer going to hunt you. I am going to teach you all you need to know about Ghost culture!

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Lunch laddy just coming to chek on the meny and overhear that the Phantom team where discuting over if they should make a party for Dannys 1st daydead or if they should ask a ghost if they need to prepare someting for it.

Lunch lady: sweetpays... what do you mean Phantom frist deyday?

Tuker: oh yea, Danny is almost 6 monts away of turning a 1 year old halfa, we dont know if its safe for him to stay at his deadplace or not.

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Jonny going to frosbithe for a doctor apointment and hearing the yeti told the ghost kid that he need his 6mts old ghost shot and that he should surrond himself of his obsesion from his 1st deadday.

Jonny and shadow: 0.0 is a baby‽

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Jhon Constantine: .... You ARE A BABY‽

#dpxdc #what to do a series of this but idk how to english #sam tuker and danny singlehandled traumatising the ghost comunity #the rouges become overprotective of theyr litle gate guardian

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mr2swap · 2 years ago

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The Great Shift:Another man and in your own body

Few can understand how I feel now, it's very fucked up to have to see how your son marries another man and in your own body.

-And now you can kiss - said the priest and without wasting a second I saw my old face being kissed by another man while everyone watched and celebrated

When all this "Great Shift" happened, I was working in my home office and in a blink of an eye I was now in a classroom surrounded by a bunch of outrageous screaming children, some of whom were in unknown bodies but in my case, I was in the body of my son Johnny.

the cell phones stopped working for a couple of hours and everything was total chaos. It was tough to be able to get home with these short legs and with such a weak body at only 10 years old. In my pocket, I only had 5 dollars and a handful of candy.

It was all huge, I never thought it would feel like this to be a kid again with my bright adult mind, all the adults looked so tall and strong that I couldn't help but shed a couple of tears while using Johnny's little feet, but after a couple of hours walking you can get to my house, I was tired, I was sweaty and confused, however, none of that compared to the surprise I found in my house. somehow Johnny's best friend ended up in the body of our neighbor Mr. Jones?

I was worried about what would happen to Johnny in my body not knowing that he and his best friend were getting acquainted with his new adult bodies, the problem being that they were doing it naked. when I entered the house I found my son using my body to kiss and caress Robert's body -Young man what the hell are you doing with my body?- Jonny and Mr. Jones stopped kissing and masturbating to throw a small smile.

-oh! wow! Dad are you? Is it really you inside my body? am I really that small? Don't worry this is my friend Colt, isn't it cool that he will end up in Mr. Jones's body?, by the way, didn't you meet Mrs. Jones on the way here? she went to look for her husband at school-

All the concern I had about my son's safety was in vain, he seemed to have been having a good time in my body, when I entered my house I found a mess, there were empty beer cans in the kitchen, cigarette ash in the room and of course the naked and sweaty body of Mr. Johnson.

In the end… I never got my body back, I had to get used to this body and my new height, it was very difficult having to see how my son took over all my responsibilities, my friends, and my job but it was worse when I found his friend Colt moving to our house. but what could he do now? It wasn't like I could stop my son now, he was so much stronger, taller and he was the one paying the bills in the house.

I just hope that I can sleep tonight and that my son is not so loud on his wedding night and that they are wearing condoms.

Hey! You can support me to continue creating stories, see similar stories on my patreon, you can also join my discord if you are interested in role-playing about bodyswap, possession and transformation, m2m!

#body swap #male body swap #bodyswap #body switch #male transformation #great shift

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vieramars · 7 months ago

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Hi! Hope you don’t mind, but my only interaction with The House of Leaves is with a video essay about MyHouse.wad, so would you mind telling me more about the book? Cause it did sound interesting but also intimidating, not gonna lie

Sure! I'm that bitch who tells everyone I know to read house of leaves lmao but I don't suggest it lightly. It's a long and very dense book. Myhouse.wad has many, many homages to it one of which is simply the fact that it takes a huge commitment to find all its secrets. It's hard to tell based on page count cause of the weird formatting, but I think I'm somewhere in the middle of the second act and things are really starting to Happen. But once the formatting gets really odd it's very overstimulating to read, so progress has been slow. The early zampano sections are pretty waffley and very much feel like reading an actual essay (immersion++ but hard to engage with at times) but I'm really glad I took notes on them because I started understanding the seemingly meaningless rambling in hindsight. Taking notes and immersing yourself in the meta of analyzing some guy's analysis of some guy's essay about some guy's documentary which doesn't exist is a very satisfying and rewarding way to engage. I also recommend getting a friend to read it as well if you can, since swapping notes with my friend who's a few chapters behind me has helped us make tons of connections I would've missed.

And power pak wasn't kidding, those hallucinatory sexual experiences are weird as hell. I'm always torn between "this is a great way to understand Johnny's state of mind better because he'll only ever allow himself to be emotionally vulnerable through sex" and "this is kind of just here"

Also, if you're a magnus archives/protocol enjoyer, you will quickly learn they Jonny Sims makes so many house of leaves references. Most of them I'll leave for you to discover but like. Raymond Fielding is just straight up a house of leaves character, fostercare control freak and all, and I can't get over it.

Also if you decide to read it, please send another ask when he starts talking about the labyrinth, I'd love to go insane about how I think the Distortion draws inspiration from these parts

#house of leaves #ask #the magnus archives #tma #myhouse.wad #give me an excuse to do the silly house of leaves text formatting and i will go feral

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wildgeese98 · 6 months ago

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Some of my favorite tma episodes that don't get talked about much.

mag 36 Taken Ill: One of the most horrifying Corruption statements ever. First appearance of John Amherst and an early appearance of the Hunt dream team, Trevor and Julia. Also sets up Melanie's father's fate two whole seasons later.

mag 44 Tightrope: first Gertrude statement. Statement giver became a doctor so he could try to understand the Stranger creatures he saw in the "freak show" tent. There's something so horrifying about spending your life trying to understand something you saw as a child, to the point where it influences your career and it just leads you to realize that what you saw can't be explained.

mag 45 Blood Bag: Mosquitos suck all of the blood out of a guy because he sold his lucky syringe, enough said there I think.

mag 52 Exceptional Risk: Something I think Jonny is very good at is writing from the perspective of shitty cops. The statement giver spends the whole time both bragging about and excusing his abuse of the prisoners under his care. He readily admits to using excessive force but has a million reasons why it's necessary. Also it's clear that the system fully allows and encourages it, until they come under any kind of scrutiny of course. He's just such and believable character, awful in such a mundane, true to life way. It's one of those episodes where the the supernatural element is not the most horrifying part by a long shot.

mag 53 Crusader: Love the voice actor for the statement giver, his performance makes an already harrowing story that much more upsetting. The description of the man burning alive inside the tank really got to me. Also introduces the concept of the ancient Archivists which is really fun and I wish had been explored more. Love a shuffling, empty husk that's not allowed to die.

mag 60 The Observer Effect: I am genuinely so afraid of seeing something lurking behind me in my reflection. This one really creeped me out. Really considering what it would be like have something watching you all the time makes my skin crawl. I'm not that surprised she tried to blow up the Institute.

mag 99 Dust To Dust: There's just something about the vibe of this one. The Dust Bowl is such a perfect setting for a Buried statement. All that dirt causing so much destitution and suffering while in turn having been caused by people overworking the land trying to "build their fortunes". Lungs full of dirt is also just such and awful way to die. Also Gertrude mispronouncing Boise always sends me.

mag 113 Breathing Room: Gotta love a Dekker statement. More than on of the End statements manage to hit precisely onto one of my very specific ongoing anxieties. Every couple months I become convinced that there is a carbon monoxide leak in my apartment. I'm also obsessed with the detail that the blood of people of die of carbon monoxide poisoning is cherry red. Plus love that Dekker's solution was straight up just a good old fashioned lobotomy.

mag 123 Web Development: I love when Jonny dips into his old school internet horror roots. Chelicerae really sounds like a creepypasta that an older kid tells you about on the playground. I am also obsessed with a guy who is so much of a pushover that he refuses to stop working for an evil website that turns people into spider monsters because he doesn't want to rock the boat.

mag 148 Extended Surveillance: In retrospect this feels like a Protocol case to me. A guy fusing with the computers and cctv system, yeah I've heard that one before.

mag 183 Monument: It's interesting that this one doesn't get a lot of play because it is essentially the thesis statement on why Smirks 14 was a deeply flawed system and why any attempt at categorizing the Fears will inevitably fail. It's also got some great Helen moments and a very good Jon/Martin conversation at the end.

mag 159 Adrift: Simply for Jon and Basira's conversation.

#tma #the magnus archives

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guywrestlingaddiction · 1 year ago

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Everything Great About a Match: Brad Rochelle & Jonny Firestorm v Kal Connor (bgeast.com)

Everything Great About this Match: +6

Brad Rochelle & Jonny Firestorm v Kal Connor (bgeast.com)

SPOILER ALERT: I highly recommend viewing this match in its entirety before reading this post.

So let's begin:

+1: We have to give a shout out to both Brad and Jonny entering the ring again. Last I saw these two there was some tension as Jonny let Brad get beat. Well all that seems to be behind them as they work cohesively as a team to trash Kal. [+1] Bonus point Brad making the save.

Brad: "You got a problem with this kid? This is like twink town."

Jonny: "Beefy..." Brad: "Love it, love it, love it."

+1: Speaking of Kal. The guy is a perfect muscle jobber. Thin and always ready for abuse, plus he's perpetually got those shorts that are riding up on him. The man took everything thrown at him in the ring, he has truly found his calling.

+1: For the ab abuse. Jonny "Shatter those abs" Firestorm and Brad "Claw you and Cry out" Rochelle know their way around those things. Both men are licensed navel destroyers and Kal will definitely be feeling it tomorrow.

+1: For the Standing wishbone? Suplex split? Whatever you want to name this, I love this unique double team maneuver. Brad and Jonny have decades of gay wrestling expertise and it shows.

+1: Completely destroying the jobber. Would you expect anything less from the combined Brad and Jonny? Experienced pros have crumbled before them individually let alone together as one. Kal should also get credit for surviving through this wrestling Armageddon.

------- Everything Great About this Match: +6

So there you have it. It's refreshing to see some proper classic gay pro wrestling again. Jonny and Brad bring that big heel energy to the ring and unleash it on Kal. For his part, Kal takes everything thrown his way and survives. See you don't ever really win or lose a match like this, facing off against Jonny and Brad is a force of nature that you barely make it out alive.

#gay wrestling #bgeast.com #Jonny Firestorm #Brad Rochelle

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viscountessevie · 18 days ago

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So I finally watched Wicked because my mom and waited for the Sing Along version to show in our local art house cinema theatres and ohmygod I cannot recommend it enough

The audience was SPECTACULAR! Some highlights of the audience (minor spoilers under the cut):

- I was worried bad singers might ruin my experience but ohmygod the theatre kids CAME TO PLAY - we were ALMOST as good as a Filipino singers audience ahahaha (sidebar: the Filipino crowd for Olivia's concert clips will forever rent free in my head)

- Someone yelling LET'S GO LESBIANS before What Is This Feeling played

- Everyone YELLING "me and BAWK" from the depths of their souls was amazing

- Someone literally went to the front to dance out the entire Dancing Through Life choreography; it was WILD AND THEY WERE SO TALENTED

- Me yelling "YOU ARE THAT GIRL" at Elphaba to hype her up after she finished I'm Not That Girl and everyone cheering with me (everyone was not hyping Cynthia's Elphie up enough)

- Everyone SCREAMING at the cameos in One Short Day

- WE BODIED DEFYING GRAVITY - THE RIFFS WERE SOOO GOOOD and of course once the applause died down, I yelled out GREAT RIFFS EVERYONE

- My mother who isn't as invested as I am in the story, FINALLY clapped at the end of Defying Gravity

(Cringey I know but we all clapped after every song like we do for stage shows shsjsjjs)

- Loudest cheers for Cynthia and Ari's names during credits

-People booing Ethan Slater when his name came up LMAO

- Everyone swooning at Jonny's name and everytime he came up on screen; Jonathan Bailey the man you are!!

Overall, the energy in the theatre is great but the majority of crowd was a little too pro-Galinda for my taste because Cynthia as Elphie BLEW ME AWAY and once I've sit with this movie tonight, I'm gonna write out how it made me feel!

#wicked #Wicked Sing Along

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sugar--brown · 2 months ago

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But I'm their mom...

Carmilla can be a bit of a dumbass sometimes... Especially when it's about her kids.

So, when she heard Jonny lamenting that her mom was a tailor but never sewed him anything... she thought it was about her.

It was a fine evening, the kind she preferred. She was comfortably tucked in a quiet corner, alone, a little in the shadows. The bar was busy, packed almost, which filled her with pride. Her children had made a name for themselves in the last millenniums! No matter on which planet they land, if they decide to do shows, they would find an audience in just a few years! Which wasn’t an easy task to accomplish.

That was why she was here, sipping on a glass of wine while trying to catch a glimpse of the musicians behind the curtain, she had been able to free herself to go watch one of The Mechanisms’ shows. She loved doing that! Once upon a time, she liked to be part of their shows, but it didn’t work well. So, she compromised: she would let them do their own thing on their own, but she would be allowed to come to any show she wanted.

Which was a good thing! For her, because being back to square one gave her the motivation to work on her own personal projects. And for them, because their songs were significantly different of what she was used to playing with them. Plus, she could keep them in line more easily when she was in the crowd. Jonny had had the bad habit to shoot himself in the middle of One-Eyed Jack for a while, seeing her would always spook him enough to aim at her instead. Nastya was always so anxious when Jonny couldn’t do a show…

She wasn’t as much needed anymore, but going to see her kids having fun on stage was always a perfect way to spend an evening. Especially when the show was as chaotic as this one. Between Tim’s guitar needing to be tuned again, Jonny tripping over Raphaella’s piano, and the whole setup in its entirety… This evening was eventful!

But something caught Carmilla’s attention. Something Jonny said without much emphasis, but oh so important.

“My mother was a tailor, but she never sewed me shit.”

That startled Carmilla. It was true that she had patched up their clothes a few times when they lived together, but to say that she was a tailor… But maybe it was something deeper, maybe Jonny said that because he knew she was around, maybe it was a request, maybe it was a need he always had, and she never picked up on it… Like a lot of things…

“What in the cosmos are you doing?” asked Scuzz when they walked in their apartment, the case of their cello on their back.

Carmilla looked up like an owl surprised by a predator. She had broken into Scuzz’s home and had filled it floor to ceiling with fabrics and other sewing supplies. She was clumsily trying to sew two pieces of scraps together, but she wasn’t really successful so far…

“Sewing?” she answered shyly.

“No! I mean what are you doing in-… you know what? Never mind. I had twelve lessons of cello today, and I don’t have the energy to have the boundaries talk again. So, why did you decide to become a seamstress suddenly?” sighed Scuzz while trying to access the kitchen without tripping over a roll of fabric.

“Not a seamstress, a tailor. And it’s because Jonny asked me to.” answered Carmilla before letting out a little yelp when she pricked herself on the needle.

Scuzz frowned, doubtful, but they fetched the first aid kit before going to sit next to their friend. They gently took her hand away from the fabric.

“Stop that, you are going to stain it. And you know how a pain in the ass it is to clean blood.”

“Mh… thank you, Scuzz…”

“Don’t mention it. Back to the subject: Jonny – I have double daddy and mommy issues – asked you to sew him something? Just like that?”

“Well… he mentioned during a show…”

“He mentioned you? During a show? Outside the whole: ‘we were stupid mortals until something broke in us and the doctor brought us back to life until we shoved her through the airlock’?”

“Mh mh! Isn’t it great?”

Scuzz stared at Carmilla’s excited face. It was a dangerous situation. Carmilla was smart —maybe the smartest being in the whole universe — but she could jump to conclusions too quickly when it was about her kids.

“I…” tried Scuzz, being tactful wasn’t one of their strengths. “What exactly did he say?”

“He was complaining that his mother was a tailor but never sewed him anything. I didn’t know he wanted me to do this, I thought patching his clothes was enough, but who am I to refuse such a request?”

Scuzz blinked at Carmilla. Carmilla blinked at Scuzz. Then, Scuzz sighed with exasperation, passing their hands on their face.

“Carmilla… it wasn’t about you!”

Carmilla blinked at them, again looking like a owl. “But I'm their mom...”

For the love of…! Carmilla could be infuriating like that sometimes! Was it because of her immortality and vampirism? Because it wasn’t possible to be this oblivious while being this old! Scuzz put their hands on Carmilla’s shoulders.

“Jonny’s mother, blood mother, was the tailor in their city. And she wasn’t really a loving parent. Jonny wasn’t talking about you!”

“But… I’m their mom…”

Scuzz shook their head. Carmilla could be… stubborn, when she wanted to. So, instead of trying to make her drop her idea, Scuzz picked up a needle.

“Alright, I can show you a few things.”

“Since when do you know how to sew?”

“You are not the only one who had their own little solo adventures.” Answered Scuzz with a smug smile, earning them a playful shove. “Plus, you will destroy your joints if you continue like that. Or… well, you will destroy your joints either way, but let’s try to control the damages.”

A few decades later, aboard Aurora, Jonny would find a packet addressed to him on the kitchen counter. It wasn’t big or fancy. And he didn’t recognize the handwriting on the label. Maybe they had an intruder again… But he opened the gift nonetheless, hoping for something exciting to happen. Like a bomb!

But what he found instead was disconcerting. Neatly folded inside the box, was a long, heavy jacket. It looked like one from Nastya’s wardrobe, but rougher and simpler. More in his style. He frowned a little at the sewing. It clearly had been handmade… But who would sew him something? And if it was someone from the crew, why not give it to him themselves?

Jonny wasn’t great at investigating. So, he just picked up the jacket and put it on. Surprisingly, it was very comfortable and perfectly his size. He buried his nose in the collar, sighing in contentment. It felt nice. It felt familiar…

Maybe he would keep it. Maybe he could use it over his usual show’s outfit when it was chilly. Maybe he wouldn’t have to steal Nastya’s coat ever again. Maybe he just liked it for this unknown familiarity…

#good parent dr carmilla #dumbass dr carmilla #fluff #family fluff #tooth rotting fluff #dr carmilla #scuzz nishimura #jonny d'ville #the mechanisms #the mechs #fanfiction

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3thirtyonethirtyone1 · 1 month ago

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Protector

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SUMMARY: When Jonathan is harassed by a stranger, his lovely boyfriend surely won't want to unalive him yes he wants

A/N: This is based on that TikTok where Jonathan mentions a, let's say, strange encounter with a stranger. Anything besides this is purely fictional.

R/N= restaurant name

Y/NNIE= a nickname Jonathan has for Y/N

TWs: Violence, Homophobia, Rasism, Sexual Innuendos (lmk if I missed one)

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It was a beautiful day outside. Sunny, warm enough to wear a T-shirt, but not hot enough to sweat and Jonathan decided to get a coffee before meeting with his boyfriend, Y/N who was helping a friend of his at their restaurant since he had the rest year off work and if he "stayed all day inside, I'll crawl on the walls and finally start to watch Bridgerton". Jonathan was fine with his partner not liking the series that made him famous. He loves him and that is enough.

However, the sunny atmosphere was about to get clouded by a man in the line at a coffee shop who was displeased that the man in front of him had a Human Rights Campaign cap, how dare he.

"Doesn't have an ounce of shame. There are kids around." ,he mumbled, but loud enough for Jonathan to hear. Yeah,definitely american.

Jonathan decided to ignore him. He felt too good today, regarding the jet lag he had to face the night prior and he couldn't give that man the satisfaction to see him bothered by his words.

"Back in the day, they wouldn't let those like it free on the streets, but hey that's progress right?!" ,the man said to nobody, because everyone else had their own business to mind.

"Back in the day?! He isn't older than Y/N and he's 39. That's just great." , Jonathan thought.

When he got the register, he ordered a coffee for him and a hot chocolate for Y/N because working in a stressful environment such as a crowded gourmet restaurant and drinking coffee doesn't work for him.

After he picked up and paid for the beverages, he turned around and finally faced the man.

"Get out of my country, you... queer!" ,he barked.

"Excuse me?" , Jonathan asked, obviously baffled by the man's audacity

"You heard me! We already have enough of your kind without other countries dumping their waste into my country." , racist and homophobe, double calamity.

"Sir, if you're acting disruptive, I need you to escort you out of the coffee shop." , the barista inquiried.

"Fine, I'll leave, but not because you told me to, but because it's not normal to accept those like it." , he said, and got out.

"Sir, do you need to sit down for a bit?", the barista suggested.

"Yes, please," he'd answered, before he opened his phone and texted Y/N.

As he got there, he couldn't wonder about the fact that every restaurant his boyfriend has ever worked in looked absolutely cinematic. And this restaurant in particular was a perfect combination of the classic luxury restaurant aesthetic and a relaxed tuscan air. He kept wandering around the entrance until someone hugged him from behind.

"Guess who?", the man behind asked.

"Darling you scared me," , Jonathan said, visibly startled.

"Ahh, who got you so scared,mm?" , his boyfriend asked, sipping on his hot chocolate.

Jonathan began to tell the tale to his boyfriend, who became increasingly more furious as the story evolved.

All of a sudden, Jonathan sees the man who verbally assaulted him.

"Oh my God! It's him! That's him!" , Jonathan said panicked, as he saw that man alongside a group of people, assumingly his family.

"You said he didn't like your cap, ain't it?", Y/N asked, his sight never leaving that man, like he was a lion hunting a gazelle.

"Sweetheart whatever you're thinking, don't.", Jonathan warned.

"Cap. Now, please." , Y/N said sweetly.

"Y/NNIE..."

"Jonny..."

"Fine. Here you go.", Jonathan said, giving the cap to his boyfriend.

"Thank you." , Y/N said before pecking his cheek. "Now be a good boy and watch the show. You got front row seats, baby."

Jonathan watched closely as his boyfriend approached the man and his group and said:

"Excuse me, but if you please leave this restaurant that will be great.", Y/N told them in a formal tone.

"It better be a pretty goddamn reason cus I'm sure as hell I didn't do no darin' do." , the man answered.

"It's just... we have a zero tolerance against any form of harassment and/or aggression and, I'm sorry to be the one who tell you, you are checked on both of them." , Y/N said, desperately trying not to laugh.

"What...? Harassment, aggression...?", the man asked confused.

"You really don't remember, don't you," ,Y/N pointed to the cap.

"You... You know that prissy boy from that coffee shop?" ,the man asked, visibly shocked.

"Not only do I know him, but I eat his ass and he sucks my dick." , Y/N bluntly stated and a woman gasped in shock.

"How dare you say such abominations in front of my family" , he said before throwing a punch at him, but Y/N caught his palm in his hand.

"You hit like a woman." , Y/N said mockingly as he slapped him across his face. "Now, I don't like saying the same thing twice. The door is there and I wish you a nice day." Y/N said as they left.

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"You didn't have to do that," , Jonathan said that night when they were at home.

"Why not?" , Y/N wanted to know. "Nobody should treat anyone the way you got."

"Look at you, the protector of the innocents.", Jonathan said in mocking awe.

"Especially when it comes to my beloved", Y/N stated as he kiss Jonathan's lips.

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