#jonathan lonathan

[elliespectacular]

New YTP: Whether to Food

Chef Jonathan Lonathan is... Back? It's kinda hard to say for sure. This is the final installment of the Food series.

[ranticore]

12-17 for mister dr professor john [last name missing]

chef jonathan lonathan comin right up

12: What’s something that makes them laugh every single time? Be specific!

oooh this is hard but honestly? other people's misfortunes but specifically in the small and petty sense, like if his beloathed coworker at the ol university tripped and stubbed his toe or something like that. or if his coworker at the dnd party tripped and stubbed their toe. this is what makes john neutral evil

13: When do they fake a smile? How often?

I mean when lying to shopkeepers it's all the time but otherwise in his day to day life, never. in general, if he smiles (at you tripping and subbing your toe) you know it's genuine. He does have a bit of flattened affect when it comes to facial expressions and most of the time it's just rbf

14: How do they put out a candle?

This is something noble children learn before they can walk. You can never do anything as crass as bending over to blow it out, what does he look like, a caveman? A true sophisticate carries on his person a long-handled candle snuffer specifically should such an occasion arise.

15: What’s the most obvious difference between their behavior at home, at work, at school, with friends, and when they’re alone?

There's not much difference tbh, what you see is generally what you get everywhere. Maybe once upon a time he made an effort to be more chirpy and excitable for his students' sake but not anymore. At home home he is like an ice statue, he betrays nothing. In the party he is slightly more relaxed and he would be that way alone as well.

16: What kinds of people do they have arguments with in their head?

Everyone. And then he has arguments with them irl

17: What do they notice first in the mirror versus what most people first notice looking at them?

Are those new grey hairs? Perhaps some crow's feet? No, surely not...

Also, to his shame, the ∎∎∎∎ ∎∎∎∎∎∎

[upside-down-low]

crazy how jonathan was named after his father (lonathan byers)

[st-hildegardvonbangin]

WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE I'm chef Jonathan Lonathan

[blacknikoj]

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[elliespectacular]

Food with Chef Jonathan Lonathan

A 42-minute continuous compilation of each canon entry to the Food series, or the Chef Jonathan Lonathan series. How to Food and What to Food have been re-edited to 4:3 using the original project files, meaning they are now un-cropped and more of the footage is visible. The audio in What to Food has also been touched up to reduce some of the harshness, but much of that is unfortunately baked-in (no pun intended) to the low-quality recording.

Full video with captions here!

Thanks <3

[elliespectacular]

A companion video to the Food Series of YTPs. In short, everything that was left on the editing timeline after each entry in the series (as far back as "Where to Food") was published. This is everything from the proverbial cutting room floor, with pieces re-arranged but otherwise unpolished. Unfinished jokes, jokes that don't make sense, and clips from the source video taken entirely out of context.

Check the video description for a link to a pack containing the source videos and assets.

Thanks <3

[pixel-mess]

Nickname: Pix, Pixie, Pixie sticks, Lonathan Jarson (a play on of jonathan larson bc my name is lonny)

Sign: Virgo

Height: like 5'1" or 5'0"

Last Thing I Googled: how to get rid of hiccups because i was to lazy to get up and get water -_-

Amount of Sleep: usually i end up sleeping anywhere from 10pm to 1 am, unless im doing something other than goofing off, then it is usually 3 am. and i usually wake up at 8:43 specifically. that or 9:14. no idea why my body wakes me up at those times specifically but yeag. or if i stayed up late it usually is 10:xx or 11:03

Dream Job: im not entirely sure. it used to be marine biologist but then i realized that was studying things in a lab and not getting to be underwater and scuba dive all day. now it is probably an artist, or a librarian, or a psychologist.

Wearing: pj's that I was wearing yesterday and last night. warm thick navy blue pants with a rainbow going down each leg. it also has pockets. and a t-shirt depicting a colorful beach with a blue sky and turtles heading to the ocean.

Movies/books/media that summarize you: Community all the way. that or Extraordinaries (book)

Favorite Song: currently i am really getting dopamine from penelope scott's sweet hibiscus tea

Instrument: i play the ukelele, the piano, and im learning the guitar.

Aesthetic: never heard of her /lh. no my aestetic doesnt exsist. i just like stuff that i enjoy and wear pjs or whatever is comfy. and a ratty old jacket that i love. i genuinly do not care.

Favorite Author: fuck idk their names just the book

Random Fun Fact: im going to a sleepaway camp for the first time ever this summer!!!

Okay so uh I got tagged in a tagging game so guess I'm doing this shit now.

Nickname-Bobby, sometimes I jokingly go by RNJesus due to my initials and luck that flips back and forth like a metronome

Sign-Libra. I'm looking at the wikipedia page and I have no clue what 90% of this shit means.

Height-5'9.

Last Thing I Googled-Astrological signs because I forgot what corelated with what. I think they're stupid.

Amount of Sleep-Normal nights it's 10:30-7:30 so 9 hours. Nights where I don't have shit going on tomorrow I stay up till 11:30-anywhere between 9 and 12:45. So 13 hours hypothetically but this doesn't count the time it takes for me to fall asleep or when I wake up in the middle of the night randomly.

Dream Job: Don't have one. I'm studying to be a Computer Engineer though since that's what my father did.

Wearing-Sweat pants and a green jacket/hoodie. Sometimes I switch it out for a red one. Other than that, I just wear that every single day. It's become my iconic look at this point.

Movies/books/media that summarize you: I love soulsborne stuff. Not sure if it summarizes me but I'm not sure any media does.

Favorite Song: None. Like seriously, you gotta specify which genre, whether it can be game music or not, mainstream or indie youtube creators, etc. Aviators is one of my favorite indie creators though and I love the band "A Fall to Break"

Instrument-I played recorder once in 4th grade. I was semi good at it. Does this count? I do like singing and I like to think I'm pretty decent at it.

Aesthetic- Look at my posts dumbass(affectionate). Bloodborne's gothic horror isn't something that is easily beat.

Favorite Author- Jeffery Deaver and Micheal Conelly.

Random Fun Fact- I'm like one of 2 straight guys in my friend group, and the other is a british skin walker so does he really count as human?

I tag: @ferno-does-random-shit

[elliespectacular]

Hi I just remembered this randomly so I wanted to let you know. When the pandemic hit, I moved back home after college for a bit, and many of the members of my family and I bonded over your YTPs. Whenever one of your videos would drop one of us would be like "drop whatever you're doing! It's DaThings time!" My mom, a 53 year old Duolingo Instructor, quotes Jonathan Lonathan on the regular and I think her biggest goal in life is to get Jonathan Lonathan'ed by you XD So thanks for the fun times

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[queerchangeling]

understanding the recipe that chef jonathan lonathan was trying to teach in how to food from careful analysis

The highest level of active readership is piecing together the actual plot of tv show episodes from ytps