#jonathan cherry

[xxbatmanb3y0ndxx]

eugene and rory from fd2 cause theyre liywrally me and my bf :3 also my ugly ass saw themed clay thing??? idk the paint job is so shit tho 🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑 also is there eugene fanart?? theres no pics of him on pinterest & the last time i drew evan lewis (like over a year ago) it might of been worlds first evan lewis posted fanart cause i couldnt find ANYTHING but yeah my kitten whiskers ☝���

[badmovieihave]

Bad movie I have 4 Film Favorites Final Destination Collection It has Final Destination 2000, Final Destination 2 (2003), Final Destination 3 (2006) and The Final Destination 4 (2009)

[todwaggners]

There’s absolutely no hetero explanation for this

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Another WolfCop

Summary: Entrepeneur Sydney Swallows (Yannick Bisson) rolls into Woodhaven with the promise of a new hockey stadium and brewery. However, Swallows has sinister intentions, and Lou Garou (Leo Ffard) is soon roped into investigating them.

Horror comedy sequel adds sci-fi and satire without once losing B-movie sensibilities and fun gore. Happy Canada Day, everyone!

Rating: 3.75/5

Photo credit: Roger Ebert

[anarchic-miscellany]

Watching "Some Like it Hot" followed by "House of the Dead" to emulate a speedball

[halloweenhundreds]

Wolf Cop is nominally about a werewolf who’s a cop and some cool effects makeup for a production this size. What it’s actually about is how great Jonathan Cherry is in this.

[toomuchlovereviews]

Final Destination 2 (2003)

⭐️⭐️⭐️ .5

I’m aware I am watching these films out of order, I still can’t find the first one on Criterion on Demand, but c’est la vie.

Maybe it’s because I always believe my friends, but I would never have let my friend drive onto the highway after hearing her vision. Wack. Her friends were not there for her.

I can’t help but feel like this whole series is like that text post about Apollo gifting people with Sight.

(Edit: THIS ONE!)

Also very wild to say “have you noticed anything ironic?” to a person that believes they’re going to die. That’s pretty twisted.

Also, sometimes, it’s not fate coming to get you, it’s a lack of kitchen safety and WHIMS knowledge. It all gets us in the end. Regardless, the tension in each death scene is so worth it.

I think that this twist on the original narrative was compelling but sometimes the actors couldn’t sell it. See: “See what? 😐 Pigeons? 🤨” and “😃 Tim! 😐” Other actors were putting their whole pussy into their performance to the point of near camp. But I think that horror movies like this make a person like myself easier to digest the horror.

You should watch this film for:

The yearly reminder that WHIMIS safety is indeed important

Edging. You get it if you have seen a single movie in this franchise.

The mid 00s dialogue, with gems like “Suck my junk, biatch!”

Similar titles:

The rest of the Final Destination Franchise (ig)

Escape Room (2019) (deals with a lot of planned horror, and asks the question ‘who will make it out alive?’)

[moviemosaics]

Final Destination 2

directed by David R. Ellis, 2003

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The Novice (2021) Lauren Hadaway

July 8th 2023

[2ndaryprotocol]

The cleverly cruel ‘Final Destination 2’ collided with moviegoers this week 20 years ago. 🪵🔥☠️

“𝚃𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎'𝚜 𝚊 𝚋𝚊𝚕𝚊𝚗𝚌𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚢𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐. 𝙵𝚘𝚛 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚢 𝚕𝚒𝚏𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎'𝚜 𝚊 𝚍𝚎𝚊𝚝𝚑. 𝙵𝚘𝚛 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚢 𝚍𝚎𝚊𝚝𝚑, 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚒𝚜 𝚊 𝚕𝚒𝚏𝚎.”

[abs0luteb4stard]

W ⛥ T C H I N G

[ruleof3bobby]

THE NOVICE (2021) Grade: C

Starts off strong, think they got a little confused on what story they wanted 2 tell exactly. They were trying to throw 2 many obstacles her way and never focusing on any. Ending was average.

[upsidedog]

god the scene in season one where jonathan comes home to joyce and lonnie on the couch drinking together is harrowing. it makes me want to cry just thinking about it, your brother is dead, your mom is horrible mental state and is now also introducing your abusive father back into your house. what a fucking nightmare.

[alleeamore]

Not mine off tiktok 🎀 !!

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House of the Dead

Summary: Some friends go to an island for a rave but find that everyone there's been turned into zombies. Jürgen Prochnow's also in this.

Inconsistent stylistic choices, erratic editing, no focus, bad effects, stick figure characters. Is this what all Boll films are like?

Rating: 0.5/5

Photo credit: horrorforever.pl

[thearchivtheantichrist]

That one ‘get on your hands and knees and pray for us’ song but Martin’s mom used to be religious and Martin grew up with religion so in the panopticon Jon resigning himself to this but still saying ‘Martin if you still believe in the lord, get on your hands and knees and pray for us’ as a sad animatic that ends with Martin on his knees, praying for them to get Somewhere Else, with Jon slumped against him with a knife in his chest