#jonas hummels

[leonsliga]

adidasfootball:

Just what you needed to hear 💛 special words for Mats from his brother ahead of the big final. The countdown begins now.

[thommi-tomate]

The team leaving an Italian restaurant in Frankfurt where they went out to eat together yesterday and where there was a funny moment

A group of 5 players (Niklas Süle, Jonas Hofmann, Jonathan Tah, Robert Andrich and Pascal Groß) had planned to leave earlier in a cab but the taxi alarm went off and the driver could not turn it off so the group returned to the restaurant, but when the bus came back for the team, started up and drove about 200 meters, the driver had to stop the bus because he had forgotten them 😹😹😹😹

[lewypool]

[diemannschaftblr]

via ter Stegen, Hummels, Trapp, Müller, Wirtz, Hofmann and Baumann's instagram stories

[litsy-kalyptica]

Tier Ranking of my Past & Present Blorbos

("who are these guys" below) - (shame me if you want)

PHIL LESTER - self-explanatory. There can be only one.

Phil Lester (AmazingPhil on Youtube)

MENTAL ILLNESS - a high compliment and the equivalent of S-tier.

Daniel Howell (Youtube)

Robin Gibb (the Bee Gees)

Roger Taylor (Queen)

Mr. Mistoffelees (Cats)

GOOD BOYS - generally good boys that don’t fit into any other tier. A-tier.

Craig Cahn (Dream Daddy)

Zero (Holes)

Cyndaquil (Pokemon)

Kili (The Hobbit trilogy)

BASIC BITCH - incredibly normal taste. These happen to all be middle school/high school for me, but not middle school/high school comprehensive. B-tier. Also I refuse to elaborate on these.

Aragorn (The Lord of the Rings trilogy)

Legolas (The Lord of the Rings trilogy)

Will Turner (Pirates of the Caribbean series)

Nick Jonas (Jonas Brothers)

Harry Styles (One Direction)

DOESN’T EVEN GO HERE - I have no significant memories of these guys. Includes some of my shortest-lived blorbos at about 2-3 weeks. C-tier.

The Tin Man (The Wizard of Oz)

Charlie Tuttle (MinuteMen)

Freddie Benson (iCarly)

Logan (Big Time Rush)

TRASH (AFFECTIONATE) - these are not good for one reason or another but I’m either still fond of them or don’t have reason to put them any lower. D-tier.

The Scarecrow (The Wiz)

Hammy (Over the Hedge)

TRASH (DEROGATORY) - these are bad. No need to shame me, I feel enough shame already.

South Italy (Hetalia)

John Laurens (Hamilton)

Norway (Hetalia)

Lithuania (Hetalia)

Kurt Hummel (Glee)

[kevkesblog]

Diese Emalie bei Insta (eigentlich Amelie, im Insta Namen hat sie nen Buchstabendreher) ist Jonas' Schwester 😅

Und diese Julia ist ne Ex-Affäre von Hummels. Die ist verheiratet, lebt mit ihrem Mann aber in ner offenen Beziehung und hat ihrer Familie, als die Schlagzeilen wegen dem Ding mit Hummels kamen, deswegen erzählen müssen, dass das ne offene Beziehung ist ☠️

Offene Beziehung. Das passt dann gut zu Julian wohl. 😄

[opheliaas-stuff]

From gossip monger

Este & Mick are the two new slags of F1!

Este has been seeing a girl called Stefanie Brigon(Mats Hummels' ex) and Mick has been seeing Laila Hasanovic(Jonas Winds' ex and an ex-lando flirt). They were all on a trip in Mallorca, having fun on a boat. As it turns out, Stefanie's highlights tell us that she's been in quite a few of the same places as Esteban in the past weeks- Roland Garros & Cannes. She outed herself as being in Mallorca by posting a video on the Schumacher boat tagging Laila and having one of the girls' dresses being identified as the dress of whoever Esteban accidentally posted on his Instagram. Laila has a bit of history with both Lando & Logan Sargeant, a few words on Lando/Laila were posted on a site which I've included in the post. Anyways, let's see where this all goes!

https://www.instagram.com/p/CvKuMNLNZjb/?img_index=7

[oliverljones]

hiii so I'm looking for a post I think you made and I can't find it? it was a comment jonas made about manu on his podcast?

Hi :) hoping you meant jonas hummels and one of these posts? In this one he talked about manu's underappreciated skills and in this one he joked about the adler rivalry

[footballandfiasco]

denmark-version!! 🇩🇰

1. actually. it could have barely gotten any better! i was going to root for them anyway, because i really enjoyed their run last euros! so 9/10 😁

2. i would say i know the team fairly well? i know a lot of the players from their clubs, and i am also quite familiar with their 💫legacy💫. also, one of my favourite podcasters in german is of danish heritage and he never shuts up about it so i know a lot about them without ever asking for it! :)

3. father kasper 🤲 he seems like a solid guy, understands the team, understands the fans! handled the eriksen situation last euros extremely admirably & i have a lot of respect for that!

4. it's alright. basic red which makes it...kind of boring. hummel makes kits usually, i think its right in the middle of my overall kit ranking. also like the away kit better.

5. simon kjaer!! & kasper schmeichel! <3

6. i have no particular reason to dislike any of them i think. but i'm not vibing with jonas wind though i know him from the bundesliga. its the hair i think...football players need to stop the bleaching

7. i've always wanted to visit kopenhagen & aarhus!! so i'll do a lovely city trip there :)

8. A) Lego (the game for kids) was invented by a Dane. B) The Danish flag is the oldest in the world. C) It is strongly advertised to not drink Denmarks tap water because of its quality. (lmao i also had google these so no offense when the true ones are actually incorrect)

9. I don't think they are winning. But I think they could pull of the semi-finals again.

footyblr euros sweepstake ask game

Tell us your assigned country, and go off...

On a scale of 😁 to "no", how enthusiastic are you about this assignment?

And how well do you feel you know this team?

What vibes does the gaffer give off?

The kits. Yes or no?

Favourite player

Least favourite player

You've been teleported to your assigned country. What's top of your to-do list?

Tell us two truths and a lie about your assigned team/country.

Expectations for this team at Euro 2024: are you winning the lot?

[goretzkastits]

there was another boy with them (wearing a hummels shirt). does jonas also have kids?

No, as far as I know Jonas doesn't have kids. Maybe its a friend's child or one of Ludwigs friends or anything like that

[ao3feedmarcoreus]

Manuel's WhatsApp Clan (english version)

by 1cowboylikem3

Manuel Neuer decides to start a group chat with random footballers in 2018

He wasn't prepared for all the Drama, bad jokes and Bravertz.

Words: 1689, Chapters: 3/3, Language: English

Fandoms: Men's Football RPF, Bundesliga - Fandom, Premier League, champions league - Fandom

Rating: Not Rated

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: F/M, M/M, Other

Characters: Thomas Müller, Manuel Neuer, Danny da Costa, Julian Brandt, Julian Draxler, Christoph Kramer, Max Kruse, Max Meyer, Thilo Kehrer, Lars Stindl, Jann-Fiete Arp, Erik Durm, Sven Ulreich, Roman Bürki, Jonas Hector, Mario Götze, Marco Reus, Mario Gómez, Marcel Schmelzer, Nils Petersen, James Rodríguez, David Alaba, Cristiano Ronaldo, Kylian Mbappé, Kai Havertz, Gareth Bale, Timo Werner, Nadiem Amiri, Daniel Caligiuri

Relationships: Thomas Müller & Manuel Neuer, Julian Brandt/Kai Havertz, Mats Hummels/Thomas Müller, Julian Draxler/Erik Durm, Serge Gnabry/Joshua Kimmich, Leon Goretzka/Max Meyer, Leon Goretzka & Joshua Kimmich, Mario Götze & Marco Reus, Robert Lewandowski & Thomas Müller, Lisa Müller/Thomas Müller, Ann-Kathrin Brömmel/Mario Götze, Christoph Kramer/Yann Sommer, Mats Hummels/Marcel Schmelzer

Additional Tags: Comedy, Bad Puns, Football | Soccer, Bundesliga, FIFA World Cup, Champions League, DFB-Pokal, One Direction References, Pop Culture, German National Team, Germany, FC Bayern München, FC Schalke 04, Borussia Dortmund, Chelsea FC, Borussia Mönchengladbach, Werder Bremen, Bayer Leverkusen, Real Madrid CF

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[leonsliga]

[thommi-tomate]

Ready for Turkey

[aliisamartikainen]

Best Hummels at Dortmund today: Jonas Hummels

[diemannschaftblr]

via @/dfb_team instagram stories

[joycat20]

🥺🥺🥺 mats and jonas completely praising manu 🥺🥺🥺