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[nyandela-catalogue]

drew some stuff and watched some silly videos. feeling a bit less crummy. i love Jonah❤️

-Adam📹

[whentheangelsweep]

STOP SEXUALIZING SCPS!!!

IM NOT SAYING ALL FEMALE SCP FANARTS ARE BAD. BUT HOLY FUCK YOU DO NOT NEED TO MAKE THEM SO REVEALING!!!!!!

SCP-049s 'cloak' is its flesh. it does not have a confirmed gender but ppl call it him/he mostly.

SCP-682 is a fucking ROTTING LIZARD! ROTTING AND DECAYING. FLESH AND BONE ARE LITERALLY SHOWING. no tits or anything.

SCP-1471 is a fucking program and fucking covered in probably bloody, dirty, knotted and clumped up fur due to the bitches it kills.

they are NOT you uwu kawaii fuck toys. they can and will fucking murder you.

if touched by 049, will kill you. 682 eats ppl for fun. 1471 wants to END YOU!!!!!

plz i need to stop seeing scps so fucking sexualized

"oh but its a female bod-" WRONGGGGGGGGG

look at some of the fanarts.

mal0 will have d-class outfits on with its fucking TITS HANGING OUT

049 is draw in thongs and barely even covering bras.

682 is seen as a big tit, horny fucking muscular "mommy"

ALMOST ALL HAVE TITS BIGGER THEN THEIR FUCKING HEAD!!!

PLZ JS DRAW SCPS NORMALLY FOR ONCE.

i feel disgusted to be in a fandom with over 9k PORN POSTS in rule 34.

same goes for mandela catalogue. ALEX, THE CREATOR, DOES N O T WANT YOU SEXUALIZING, SHIPPING, OR DRAWING PORN OF HIS CHARACTERS. CAUSE YO! CESAR, MARK, ADAM, JONAH, DAVE, RUTH AND SO MANY MORE ARE ACTUAL PPL!!!! REAL LIFE PPL.

STOP DRAWING MARK AND CESAR HAVING SEX. STOP DRAWING MARK AND ADAM FUCKING

STOP SEXUALIZING EVERYTHING FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, SATAN, ANYONE.

[anabetel35]

I!?!?!? Just finished MAG160!?!?!???? WHATTT!????????? I AM GOING!!! VERY FERAL!!!!! HUUUUHH?!?????? Stars above. That was. Oh. Fuck man. What. I. I'm scared. For all of them. AughhhhhhhhhhhhhhA!?!?!? I lovelovelovelove all of it but good lord. No one there can catch a break. Ever. I worry for them deeply. Veeeery deeply. Someone shoot me maybe or somwthing I'm going too insane I need like. A distraction. Or perhaps something to chew on. While I process all of that.

[st1tch-p0p]

Oh yall alr know I'm gonna go on a got-damn TANGENT for this shit. Just you guys wait 😋

[teamfortresstwo]

“Peter Lukas gets sent back to the regency era” “Jonathan Sims gets sent back to the regency era” valid points valid points but i raise you

Tim Stoker gets sent back to the regency era

[old-stoneface]

hi sammie…i have a request……..will you draw the adam and lawrents for me

you have asked. and finally. i deliver. ChainShippingMoments live on saw tv

[ohumokay]

SPOILER IG

I love how they called it a slow burn, but the first scene of the new episode is them fucking 😭😭

[magnuficent76]

(For the oc ask game) How about 3, 5, and 9? :D

HELLO !!<3

3. Who do you put through the most emotional turmoil?

Emotional turmoil is probably the best word to describe Jonah's descent into becoming Mephisto, so I'll say it's probably him. Gets everything taken away from him several times, then gets physically hurt to never before seen degrees, and then is homeless for several weeks afterward. Sorry Jonah but it's for character development fella !

5. Which of them has the worst luck?

I'm gonna say Elijah for this one ! Usually for the Caedes, when they lose their eyes and get the cyclops curse effects, at least they'll have some cool stories to tell about it. Elijau didn't really. Get that. Matter of fact his story is just "Got an eye infection and then didn't address it for a few too many days until he went blind". I'd reckon that's shitty luck alright– goes through something terrifying and you can't even look cool with it because the reasoning is so stupid.

9. Has any of them had to be saved from the brink of death? Were there any consequences after?

Pretty much all of them tbh. They live in Pandora and that's the "get thrown to the brink of death several times" planet. These guys probably all saw the light at least once before getting pulled back and the main consequence was that they learned even further that dying Is bad. None of them will do any introspection about it though <3

[fluffyfurry6663]

Have a Wesker from school

[queer-irken-6663]

Bunch o' Zims :]

[henriiiii-1001]

OH since i havent seen anyone post this yet, happy 2 year anniversary to vol 2!!!! my second favorite volume only overtaken by vol 4 <333333

[natalie-waite]

The way I would die for him. This pic doesn't show properly how big and ridiculously floofy he is.

He really just makes beeline and drops on the ground, belly up, every time someone just makes eye contact with him.

[fag-by-daylight]

Every single time I play Bubba I always get reminded about how fun he is. Even if I don't win he's fun! It's so fun with all of the mind games you can do with him and playing around with add-ons is fun; I finally tried out the speed add-on and it was so fun you have no idea.

Shout out to Bubba <33

[henriiiii-1001old]

OOOH if youre up to it, i'd love to hear the reasonings for the different halos and wings in the dream au!! (why mark has just the one while cesar has two, why some people's wings are bigger/smaller etc!) it sounds super interesting :D

OOOOOO OKOKOK i can answr a few of these :DDDDD

so i'll start w ruth. she has three halos bc i wanted her to resemble 333 and her guardian angel stuff. as for her wings, i gave her yellow bc thats just the color i gave her (i make yellow characters suffer so much though i am so sorry to ruth DFVGBHNJ), as for her size i am just a pretty ruth advocate and beeg wings just make her look pretty <33333

for mark and cesar: mark has a halo going around his head bc i thought it would be a cool contrast to everyone else's halos! i gave him blue wings bc everyone gives him the blue color so i sacrificed my pride and gave him blue </3. as for cesar, he gets two halos bc one symbolizes his fanon death, which is him somehow either slitting his throat or stabbing it. his wings are red bc he is just so red <3333

for thatcher: he has lil tiny baby wings bc i said so. i genuinely cannot remember why i gave him tiny ass wings but here we are DCFVGBHNJ. for his halo tho i just thought itd be a cool contrast as well!!!!

for lynn and jude: their halos are intertwined to serve as irony that their marriage here is the opposite of how it was in the real world. they are cyan and indigo bc thats just the colors i have them lmao

for adam and jonah: adam's stuff is all for alternate symbolism and stuff. like him having horns, a tail, and having his wings fade to black? yeah thats just him being an alt LMAOOO. as for jonah, he doesnt have wings or a halo bc thatcher hasnt actually met him yet.

for sarah, she is represented as more of a growing angel. her barely formed halo and wings are representative of her still needing to grow up as well as more symbolism for thatcher having not met her yet.

i havent thought abt dave much but he does get a halo and wings of his own. he is very lime green colored and probably has two halos, both going over his eyes to symbolize his death. he is only seen when thatcher goes back into that world through a dream he has before waking up in catalyst.

ALSO EVELIN IS GONNA BE IN THIS TOO!!!! shes gonna be w adam and its also gonna be irony in how their relationship turned out. idk what her design is gonna be yet tho so gimme time to think abt her.

alt thatcher also only appears in the pre-catalyst dream, but he has MUCH bigger wings than anyone else to act as symbolism for him being a "better version" of thatcher. a bright glorious halo surrounds his head as well to further the symbolism.

[ellearts]

i need to eat your bez

I need to eat YOU!!!

[rustyelias]

ABSKJSJSKS OMG I AM CRYING THIS IS WORDED JUST PERFECTLY!

I love him so much he is so sillay! He really did girlboss to close to the sun 😔

Season 3 Elias is so goddamn fucking funny to me I forgot what a rollercoaster he was during my first listen.

Like the s2 finale has Jurgen Leitner giving Jon the whole "monsters are real speech" and Jon's like "I need a cigarette. NO ONE get brutal pipe murdered while I'm gone" and Jurgen fails step 1 because Elias walks in and grabs Jon's point-and-click-adventure pipe he'd been carrying around and Brutal Pipe Murders. Which, of course, Jon walks back in on and is prime suspect #1 due to literally every single feature trait and word he's said in the entirety of s2.

So naturally s3 starts with Jon on the lam and Officer Tonner like "I'm gonna arrest him for brutal pipe murder" and I'M like "Shit. I hate this. Elias is going to SO easily pin it on Jon and get away with it."

EXCEPT Elias walks in and is like "hello Ms. Officer no Jon Archivist did not kill that man, also I won't tell you anything else, also this is what you sound like" while reciting all her childhood trauma and all her illegal activity that will get HER sent to jail for brutal murder of the non-pipe variety and now I'm like "....huh." He's also like "Jon didn't do it but you can kill him if you want maybe :)" Elias your alibi????

And then we come BACK with Jon storming Elias's office with his two lesbian bodyguards as back up and he's like "I'm gonna use my powers to make you confess to pipe murder!" At which point Elias is like "It doesn't work on me. But I'm having fun so Martin go get everyone I need to tell you all how I committed pipe murder." and Martin does and Elias is like "Yes I pipe murdered. I also killed Gertrude. I love murder. You will not be compensated extra for this time. Get back to work." And they... DO... just go back to work. Because work is haunted. One of the lesbian police officers works here now, too. This just happened. "Also living dolls from Russia are about to Apocalypse the world, Jon go stop it," Elias says, while also saying "no I'm not gonna tell you how to stop it."

Okay???? Mr. Elias man??? And you're like "maybe he's a ruthless tactician? Maybe he's brutal but it's all in the interest of stopping the doll apocalypse??? He wants to save the earth???" Except THAT'S not even true it's actually more like he's trying to get the Russian dolls kicked out of line at Disney World so HE gets to meet Mickey Mouse first by which I mean, start his OWN Apocalypse, because if the dolls do it first well then what's the point of apocalypsing a planet that's become someone else's sloppy seconds.

Anyway Elias's master strategy here is to bring the human equivalent of a drowned cat to the gun fight and just sit back and watch Jon fall down every set of stairs he finds while Elias goes "This is good. This will work." His name isn't even fucking Elias.