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just-an-enby-lemon · 1 year ago
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Melanie: The evil fog that turns you into ghosts.
Jon: So it kills you.
Melanie: No! Are you stupid? It turns you into a ghost.
Jon: Yeah, it kills you. It almost killed my boyfriend.
Melanie: TURNS YOU INTO GHOSTS, JON! I already told you the fog doesn't kill you it turns you into a ghost.
Jon: Melanie, as the ghost expert here, aren't ghosts dead people?
Melanie: Obviusly. Did you learned nothing from being the Archivist?
Jon: Okay, so if ghosts are dead people and the fog turns you into ghosts, so?
Melanie: You should avoid the fog. That's already the point of the video, Jon.
Jon: Yeah. You should avoid the fog because it kills you.
Melanie: Turns you into a ghost. It's the ghost turning fog.
Jon: By killing you.
Melanie: Noo by being a spooky evil fog.
Jon: I give up.
Melanie: Good. You were being ridiculous.
Jon: *has a mental breakdown*
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