#jolly hunter yaps

[jollyhunter]

I swear I'm not ghosting anyone !!

I'm slowly working mysef through 20 plus tabs of fics of y'all that I want to savour and comment on and I don't want to rush reading them :') and reblogs and messages / asks I'll reply to!!

I'm getting there, but I'm sloooow - bear with me <3

ON A SIDE NOTE:

Pick one and give me your ridiculous reason + your sleeping position.

I'll go first: Picking Dean (gasp) because I don't want Sam's long-ass hair in my face when I'm the one spooning. (I love your long hair Sammy but I also like breathing) And I'd probably just flop down on top of Dean like a blanket - chin on shoulder, face buried next to his, cheeks resting against his stubbles. Going full koala mode 🐨 (plus, it's good for anxiety and panic attacks so <3)

Gonna shamelessly tag you cupcakes; @ambiguous-avery @bettystonewell @the-potato-is-lonely @supernotnatural2005 @maddie0101 @sorryitsmyfirstdayonearth + of course anyone who wants to tell me their sleeping position and bed partner 😏

[jollyhunter]

Ayyy thanks for the tag, @maddie0101 , @ambiguous-avery and @bettystonewell ! 🫶

The name Jolly is inspired by the nickname's I've often been given as a kid. Like my parents were often told I'm like a little sunshine, always happy and beaming. Although adulthood took a lot of that 'innocent happiness' - growing up just does this lol - I still try to find joy in the small things of my daily life.

As for Hunter, I wanted to pick something related to supernatural. (So I'm not a jolly hunter that shoots cute rabbits, but things that go bump in the night) Because if it wasn't for that show, I would have never started to write, or overcome my fear to post my stuff online and I wouldn't be here right now.

No pressure tags ( I fear some of you have been tagged already but I'd still love to see what your reason is <3 ) @lamentationsofalonelypotato @honeyryewhiskey @chevroletdean @zepskies @sorryitsmyfirstdayonearth @0ccvltism @deansjacket & anyone who'd like to join!

Tag game🎉

Tag your moots and ask them where they got the idea for their tumblr accounts name!

For my name it was a nickname I was giving back in middleschool! One of our teacher had a system where we worked with 'wifi' eachtime we talked in class we lost a bar of the "wifi" (was a weird joke and we never held count on that) All the kids usually joked if they needed 'wifi' , they would borrow mine if they wanted to talk more. (I was incredibly shy in middle school, I only talked to like 3 people at school;^;)

They called me Ms. Wifi because of that. I just thought it would be funny if I put 'miss' instead of 'ms' because of my terrible actual wifi connection I have at home lol.

That's my story! Now moots, only if you guys want to, tell us your story.

Tags-> @slipping-lately @firequeenofficial @noagskryf @twinklstarrrr @halfbakedspuds @polterwasteist @rokushi-san @mygedagtes +anyone that sees this and wants to do this as well

[anactorya]

[ficlet] Bang Bang (Dean/Donna, PG, 1.6k)

SPN Rare Ship CC: Round 12 | @anactorya​ vs. @rosemoonweaver

Prompt: Balloons

Ship: Dean/Donna

Word Count: 1600

Tags/Warnings: Fluff, pre-relationship, flirting, Dean’s fear of dogs

Summary: It’s been a crappy birthday, and a supernatural incident in town ought to make it even crappier. Turns out it’s just what Donna needed.

AO3 Link: Here

“What is it with kids’ entertainers?” Donna wrinkles her nose as she surveys the mess of blood, spilled party food, and burst balloons, and tries not to think about the fifteen pre-schoolers who just watched Jolly the Clown go all Psycho on his assistant. The guy’s on his way to the hospital now. He’ll probably make it, but he’ll probably never want to look at Ronald MacDonald again.

Coming up behind her, Dean shakes his head. “Yeah, I don’t get it. I mean, there’s enough crap out there to drive most people to black magic, but these guys get to play with whoopee cushions all day. Plus all the free food.” He grabs a chunk of chocolate brownie off of one of the paper plates, then sets it back down with a comedic grimace once he realises the red stuff on top isn’t a piece of cherry.

For a moment, Donna’s selfishly glad that it’s only Dean who showed up today. Sam’s a good guy, she knows, but as far as she can tell, he isn’t much for goofing around. Sometimes you have to relax a little, keep people’s spirits up. Donna didn’t get to be Sheriff without learning that, and she’s grateful that Dean gets it, too. Today, she doesn’t want to have to shoulder the burden herself. It’s hard enough to keep smiling when the only birthday gifts she’s gotten are from her mom (the giant ’21 Today!’ button the guys down at the station gave her as a gag gift doesn’t count); when she knows she’ll be spending tonight alone with Netflix and pizza unless some new supernatural emergency demands her attention.

That last option is sounding pretty good about now.  Hunting down monsters with Jody or the Winchesters sure isn’t a picnic, but it beats the nights she’s been spending alone since—

“So, Doug taking you out someplace nice for your birthday?” Dean asks, as if he’s just read her mind.

Donna feels her smile tighten and, judging by the small frown that creases Dean’s brow, he notices it too. “He went down to Florida to stay with his mom when she got sick,” she says. “He isn’t coming back. Told me Saturday.”

Dean makes a face. “Nice timing.”

It should feel good, having her friends get pissed on her behalf, but Donna’s never really been able to get behind it. Not even with Old Doug. Doesn’t actually make her feel any better. That’s why she hasn’t told Jody yet, and it’s why she can’t help but say, “It isn’t his fault. She took a turn for the worse Friday night.”

Dean looks like he wants to argue, but doesn’t, just says, “You wanna check out back? I’ll take the storeroom. Just in case there are any more of those freaky-ass balloon animals hanging around.” He shudders, and Donna grimaces in sympathy.

That seemed to be clown-guy’s original plan. Balloon animals were his thing—his clown thing, that is—and he’d found some spell that brought them temporarily to life, distracting the kids and the parents while a bright green rubber boa constrictor (which had to be the laziest balloon animal ever) wrapped itself around his assistant’s neck and tried to squeeze the life out of him. The stabbing thing had apparently been plan B.

“Sure,” Donna says. “If I’m not back in five, come find me. I am not getting murdered by one of those things.”

“Yes ma’am.” Dean gives her a mock salute, and she hangs back a moment to watch him walk toward the storeroom.

Okay, so maybe there’s another reason Donna’s glad he’s here. The charming grins, the eyes you could lose yourself in, the whole teenage-dream-grown-up-even-dreamier package? Well, she’s only human.

Not that she has any illusions. Guys like Doug—New Doug, that is—are more her speed, realistically. And even if she did have illusions, dating somebody who’s a full-time hunter would be a heck of a bad idea.

None of that means she can’t appreciate the view, though.

She lingers a second too long, and Dean glances back and catches her looking. His wink won’t let her feel bad about it, though, and she escapes out back before he can see the flush rising up her cheeks.

There’s nothing back there; just a dumpster and a stack of empty boxes. Donna takes her time checking behind the boxes and inside the dumpster, mostly to be sure there are no nasties lurking, but also to give her blush time to recede.

Only, then, five minutes pass, and Dean hasn’t come out back to check on her.

Maybe he is actually pissed, and wasn’t letting on earlier. Maybe she’s just screwed up one of the few friendships she has outside of work.

Or maybe—

She can’t imagine Dean in trouble, somehow. He talked about witches like he’d seen them a hundred times. Still, she quickens her pace as she heads back inside.

It’s quiet, and Donna’s hand goes automatically to her gun as she edges toward the storeroom. That’s when she hears the noise.

A weird, high-pitched noise, like a growl hopped up on helium. What in the world? Donna takes a deep breath, pushes open the door, and—stops.

Dean’s backed up into a corner, staring wild-eyed at a dog. A dog made out of balloons, which is also what’s giving off the weird helium-growl noise. It yaps at him a couple times, and it sounds like a chihuahua, or anyway some kind of little toy dog that belongs in a Hollywood starlet’s purse. But Dean stays frozen in the corner, looking at it like it’s about to bite his head off. Donna doesn’t think she’s ever seen him look freaked out before, and it’s so unexpected that for a second she just stares.

Then she remembers herself, and casts around for something pointy. She doesn’t want gunshots if she can avoid them, not with half the street still gawking outside the building.

The little yappy dog thing stops barking at Dean, then. It turns around and fixes its beady little eyes on Donna. Which, she has to admit, is actually pretty creepy. Plus, she’s sure they were drawn on with Sharpie earlier.

And she still doesn’t have anything to stab it with. Right about now, she really wishes she hadn’t sent the attempted murder weapon to evidence just yet.

Something catches the light, then. The enormous ’21 today’ button she’s still wearing, pinned to the front of her uniform. In her hurry to get here, she forgot to take it off.

The little dog-thing gives another yip, and Donna hastily holsters her gun, fumbling to unfasten the pin with her other hand. The dog-thing doesn’t wait around: it launches itself at her, jumping up way higher in the air than it has any right to, and hitting harder too. Before she knows it, she’s on her back on the ground, the dog-thing right up in her face. And oh, gross, is it… drooling?

There are tiny little needle-sharp teeth in its drawn-on mouth, and suddenly it doesn’t look quite so funny anymore.

She hears Dean’s footsteps, but before he can reach her, the pin finally gives way. Donna twists it upward, pushes, and there’s a bang that makes her wince and screw her eyes shut.

When she opens them again, there’s burst balloon on the ground all around her, and Dean’s offering a hand to help her to her feet. She takes it gratefully.

On the ground, the only thing left of the balloon dog is its head. It’s lifeless now, its drawn-on eyes and mouth turned back to Sharpie.

“That was pretty awesome,” Dean tells her, with a crooked smile. “Hell, you did better than me.”

“Not a fan of dogs, huh?” Donna asks, because it’s the first thing that pops into her head.

Dean grimaces. “Yeah. You could say that.” He rubs at the back of his neck, frowning faintly, and then changes the subject. “So, Stabby the Clown’s behind bars. Guess we’re done with cleanup now.”

“Yeah.” Donna feels her smile fade. “So, you heading out?”

He pauses, then gives a little shrug. “I guess so. Unless, I dunno, you want to grab a bite after you’re done with work? Celebrate a job well done?”

It’s a pity thing. It has to be. He knows she’s alone on her birthday, and he’s doing what any friend would do. Donna tells herself that as sternly as she can, but she can’t help the little flip that her stomach does before she smiles and says, “Yeah. Yeah, that’d be super.”

Dean grins, actually looking a little relieved, but before she has time to wonder at it, the storeroom door swings open again. It’s Stevie, the new guy: Doug’s replacement.

“Everything okay, Sheriff?” he asks. “Thought I heard something.”

Donna smiles, maybe a little too brightly for the question. “Everything’s just fine.”

 It’s not a date. It’s not a date, and it would be a bad idea if it was.

Donna keeps telling herself that, even as she fixes her hair and opts for a kinda-nice blouse instead of the jeans and sweater she’d normally wear to go get a burger with a friend. She tells herself that even as she digs a lipstick out of the bottom of her makeup bag—a bold shade of pink, more than she’d usually dare to wear, and barely touched since her friend Mira persuaded her to buy it last month.

She’s still telling herself that when Dean rings the doorbell, dead on time. It’s only when he lifts his eyebrows and says, “Looking good,” in a tone of undisguised admiration, and hands her a gas-station bouquet with the head of a yappy little balloon dog stuck in the middle, that she stops.

And maybe, she thinks—maybe, this is going to be an okay birthday after all.

[jollyhunter]

𝕎𝕣𝕚𝕥𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝔾𝕒𝕞𝕖

Thank you two lovelies @bettystonewell and @ambiguous-avery for tagging me! @bettystonewell When Dean goes "Oh yeah?" my knees buckle. And I'm sold. Also, 16 chapters? You have me on my knees woman. I can only wish to achieve this one day. 😭 @ambiguous-avery Also a Dean-girlie but goddamn that snippet was HOT. I guess I can make an exception for Sammy

My writing's a bit all over the place at the moment lol (meaning, it's very... let's say rough, so please ignore my non existent writing style). The snippet is of a fun action scene I've been quickly jotting down last night, for "Project Ground Zero" ( Soldier Boy x Antihero!Reader / The Boys x Antihero!Reader planned series) ...I'm in my The Boys / SB phase in case you couldn't tell lol

"It's not what it looks like!" Hughie squeaks and quite unceremoniously drops the child’s mother to the floor to pull his hands up in a placating manner - just to flail them back down the same second he spots the innocent eyes that ogle the two buck naked men with curiosity. “Ah fuck-“ One hand goes to clasp over his junk and the other to cover Soldier Boy’s privates who slaps it away with an irritated grunt.

I'm SO sorry for anyone who hasn't watched the Boys and doesn't get the context for them being naked?? - I swear it's nothing dirty, it's actually a quite humorous scene 😭

No pressure tags! sorry if you've been tagged already, consider yourself löved double ♡ @aylacavebear @supernotnatural2005 @zepskies @honeyryewhiskey + anyone who'd like to share their last paragraph!

[jollyhunter]

I just found a random "middle of the night idea" note of mine and I wish I had written down what the context of that scene was because what?? is?? going?? on???

[jollyhunter]

Thanks for tagging me, @ambiguous-avery ! 🧡 Good luck and have fun on your first business trip!! C:

Last song: 'Black Betty' by Spiderbait Favorite color: Sunset (I can’t decide) Last book: I’m a slow-ass reader 😭 I just continued reading “Bullet Train” and “Tress of the Emerald Sea” (I have a broad taste okay lmao) Last film: “Drive-Away Dolls” and “Lisa Frankenstein” (loved the vibe of both of them!) Last TV show: Supernatural and Jackal Sweet/Savory/Spicy: Sweet 🥧 Relationship Status: Taken 🫶 Last thing I googled: “When did Valentine’s day officially start?” Answer: about the 14th century Current obsession: The Boys, Butcher and Soldier Boy got me in a chokehold atm 😭 Looking forward to: Thunderbolts !!!! Please don’t screw this up please don’t screw this up - for the love of Chuck

I think my moots have all been tagged already 😂 don’t want to double tag anyone so I’m going to leave this open for anyone who wants to join and tell me about themselves! 🧡

10 things for 10(ish) people you'd like to know better

thanks for the tag bestie! @without-energy-always

last song: illit- tick tack

favourite colour: pastel pink

last book: japanese tourism: spaces, places and structures (for an essay...)

last film: harry potter and the goblet of fire

last tv show: squid game season 2

sweet/savoury/spicy: savoury yum

relationship status: engaged

last thing i googled: 'scallion pancake' lmao

current obsession: call of duty

looking forward to: going on vacation zzz

tags: @mhmmhmmhm777 @codnasties @souls-for-fandoms @shadowcompanygirl @thechaoticcheese @gaz-oline @insertcoolcharactername @sai-int @guhbwuh

[jollyhunter]

To the sweeties using my bots.

I see you, and I hope you're having a field trip with him. 🤭

[jollyhunter]

THE DEED IS DONE

Well this theme transition went better than expected - let me know if any links screwed up <3

ALSO, I've finally got my TAG LIST HERE to fill out for anyone who would like to add themselves! 🤭

[jollyhunter]

I’m so sorry for my lack of interaction lately !!!

I have so many stories I want to catch up on but I can’t get into the right mood because I’ve hit a major writing block and just hate everything I write and when I read your amazing stories I want to fully commit myself to them and not be all grouchy 😭

It’s like- the inspiration and the ideas are there. But I just can’t get anything down to paper. Nothing feels good enough anymore.

Writing skills just clocked out

I’m sitting next to him

[jollyhunter]

Thanks for the tag, @bettystonewell It felt like having an identity crisis with this but it was fun 😂🫶

Pick a bratz doll, candle, pjs and nails set

No pressure tags as always (and sorry if you’ve already been tagged, I’d just love to see your versions 😂): @ambiguous-avery @honeyryewhiskey @zepskies @chevroletdean @maddie0101 @aylacavebear

pick a bratz doll, candle, pj set, and nail set i’ll go first! ⋆.˚⟡ ࣪ ˖

no pressure tagz: @gardengnosticator @slut4megantheestallion @bibi4exe @kaykeryyy @blackdykegirlblogger 💕

[jollyhunter]

𝕋𝕒𝕘 𝔾𝕒𝕞𝕖

Thank you for the tag, @chevroletdean !! 🧡

Whats your favorite dog breed(s): Ohhh, I have SO MANY. I LOVE DOGS. Especially mid - big sized doggos like Australian Shepherd or Hovawart.

Whats your favorite cat breed(s): Also many, but I’d say Norwegian Forest Cat

Favorite reptile/amphibian(s): Leopard gecko - they look so cute dfghk 😭🦎

Favorite fandom(s): Too many. Right now it’s mainly The Boys and Supernatural <3 Some of my Forever Fandoms include the MCU, The Umbrella Academy, Doctor Who, Sherlock BBC, Bullet Train, Top Gun / Maverick, TLoU and One Piece

Favorite character(s): You make me pick a favorite child?? I'll name the ones with the biggest impact throughout my life and who've stuck with me for over a decade already;

Dean Winchester ( the impact this character has had on my life is insane really. he's like the imaginary best friend, the big brother I never had - "keep fighting, no matter what." ♡ ) Bucky Barnes ( my panic attack buddy and ptsd comfort character <3 ) The 10th Doctor ( "Some people live more in twenty years than others do in eighty. It's not the time that matters, it's the person." - makes me cry to this day)

Also Tangerine, Clint Barton, Yelena Belova, Loki, Number Five, Din Djarin / Mando and many more.

Whats your current special interest(s): Uhhh composing a new theme for my tumblr page and having a breakdown midways because nothing works? If that counts? 😂

Whats your current normal interest(s): Watching movies and some new series with my bf (like „The Day of the Jackal“ atm)

If you dyed your hair, what color(s) would it be: I'm planning to dye them a natural orange 🦊

Favorite color(s): It just really varies, so I‘ll just be poetic and say the colors of a sunset over a mountain lake.

As always, no pressure tags n let me know if you don’t want to be tagged! <3

@ambiguous-avery @aylacavebear @bettystonewell @supernotnatural2005

[jollyhunter]

So about that Shadowbanned Dean bot...

It took me over two weeks of patience to break this darn thing down into all its pieces because I for the love of it could not understand what triggered the shadowban.

AND LO AND BEHOLD. IT WASN'T THAT HE LIKES SEX IN HIS BIO OR HAS FLINGS OR CARRIES SILVER KNIVES - NO.

IT WAS THIS IN HIS INTRO.

THIS.

I cannot believe that this single sentence was the whole reason for a shadowban.

I'm deadpanning so much I can't- this website is getting more ridiculous with every day I MEAN C'MON I WAS SO PROUD OF THAT PICKUP LINE LMAO.

By the way. This is how I fixed it. SRSLY 💀

ANYWAY, IT WORKS NOW. I UPDATED THE LINK. SO GO AND HAVE FUN WITH YOUNG BBY DEAN AND SAVE HIS LONELY BIRTHDAY PLS <33

[jollyhunter]

TUMBLR THIS AIN’T FUNNY - WHY YOU BULLY ME 😭

No idea why it showed this many new messages (within 5 minutes). Tumblr trolled me?? 😭

[jollyhunter]

Last photo & Song 🎶

Ahhh @ambiguous-avery and @bettystonewell , thanks boopsies for the fun tag 🫶

You're starring in a movie with the last person saved in your camera roll and the last song you listened to is the title...who/what is it?

What a match, I ain’t gonna complain 😂🧡🥃

In my defense, I’m writing a one shot atm (maaybe it’ll be two parts, we’ll see) with that picture of Dean as inspo and I am listening to my BadWolf!Dean x SweetVixen!Reader story moods playlist. So not gonna lie, the chances of a good combo was pretty high lol 🤭

I think all of my moots have been tagged at least once before so I’ll just leave this open for anyone! 🫶

last photo & song ✨

you’re starring in a movie with the last person saved in your camera roll and the last song you listened to is the title…who/what is it?

Thank you for tagging me @arcane-vagabond !! 🫶🏼

So…um…I can explain 🫣 I’m listening to Tate McRae’s new album while working on making gifs for my blurb requests, and now I have ended up in a movie that is most certainly way out of my comfort zone 😅🩷

no pressure tags: @whatever-lmaoo @flowersforbucky @writing-for-marvel @marvelstoriesepic @elvenrin @thereoncewasagirlnamedjane

[jollyhunter]

Well, I guess I’ll be using Regular font from now on again.

…Don’t want ya’ll to press your noses up to the screen just to read my stuff 🥹

Example 1

The warm scent of weed wafts through the musky air and hits your nose, reminding you of your situation; Right. You're here to 'babysit' Soldier Boy while he's meticulously rolling joints and taking a swig of his beer every now and then.

Example 2

The warm scent of weed wafts through the musky air and hits your nose, reminding you of your situation; Right. You're here to 'babysit' Soldier Boy while he's meticulously rolling joints and taking a swig of his beer every now and then.

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Okay I’m genuinely curious, like does this make a difference for any of you??

I’ve recently started to use the small font because I felt like it was more ‘compact’, especially with longer fics, but I just realized that the font might be a bit too small for some to read comfortably? Idk? Just want to make sure it works for everyone 😭