#jolene1

[lylamarno]

“ — you’ve gone and taken it upon yourself to ruin this poor woman’s dress that she just paid for and now you’re saying it’s her fault?” the voice that rings out is shrill, appalled and loud enough to gather a tiny audience. they’ve the nerve to telling her to calm down. she’s calm. she! is so! calm! she meditates regularly!  “ you, are what’s wrong with this fucking planet, and me and my mate buddha, if we’ve got anything between us... we’re gonna endeavour to fuck your life up, okay? but apart from that, have a lovely day and an equally lovely night with that tainted conscience of yours.”    @dearjclene

[joelmontgomery-blog]

and keep the fucking change | joel & jolene

"JOLENE!" Joel shouted, impatience thick in his voice as he rolled his eyes. For fuck's sake, where was she now?! Probably pissing about, screwing her pathetic little boyfriend or something. Nevertheless, they had a job to do. Yes.They. What the fuck was someone thinking when they paired him and Jolene up?! He was going to fuckingkillher at this rate! They were pretty much the last two left and, as everyone had got thegoodpairings, Joel was left with the insatiable, terrified little bitch. And now, he didn't know what she thought of him. He preferred it when he was 100% certain that Jolene Kirkpatrick was petrified of him, although he was no longer sure. Just because one act of kindness was finally shot her way. It wasn't even kindness for fuck's sake! All he did was pick her up and thendidn'tchuck her over. Whoop-de-fucking-doo. Was that so big?! No! Rolling his eyes, Joel kept a look out for the petite brunette before starting off. They had to follow this that and the other to get into town, then check out what shit was around. Hopefully there'd be something.

The roads were dusty, as far as he could see into the distance, and there seemed to be something around here. The whole island was just so fucking confusing. There seemed to be no one... yet everyone here, both at the same time. "JOLENE, IF YOU DON'T HURRY THE FUCK UP, I'M LEAVING WITHOUT YOU!" He yelled, a scowl fixed on his face. Bloody fucking hell, he thought with a groan, his impatience continuing to build up inside him, ticking away like a fucking bomb. "We have shit to do, so come on and hurry up." He commanded when he finally saw her walking toward him timidly.