#jokermoreau

[maxmcyfield]

fantasies / finley x mateo, somewhere in september 2020 / @jokermoreau

Finn feels guilty.

Hands buried between her thighs, face flushed hot with the last two orgasms she’d reached. Both her arms are getting sore now, her third vibrator of the day having lost its battery somewhere between the first and second peaks. (The shame she feels maybe, probably even spurs her forward, something she can’t admit.)

This has been her predicament for the past two weeks — unbearably bothered and constantly horny. Worse, even, is the material she's been indulging in to get her to every peak. 

Right now, it’s a shaky, poorly shot video of an Everyone You Know concert. Though, specifically, it’s focused on one member in particular. 

Mateo Suarez, who, despite everything that had happened, was still the object of her affection. Whose face still played over and over in her head, whom she shared months with, who she even developed something of a friendship with. (All of which she inexplicably ruined in a moment.)

So, she feels like a stalker for this, watching this blurry video of him playing his bass, eyes clawing over his pixelated form as her fingers tug over her already swollen clit. Video!Mateo smirks and suddenly she’s even wetter, thighs spasming from getting closer, knowing that maybe (probably) he’d been looking at her then, taking a picture of him. 

Finley feels like some obsessed fan that's found some sort of parasocial glee from a maybe glance in her direction that one time. But it's more than that. She knows it’s more than that — he'd kissed her. Her! 

The video ends while her head is still on the kiss, so she quickly looks to her screen to try and find another one. Anything will do, even if the guilt she feels rises up her throat and threatens to choke her. Scrolls through the search feed regardless, needing the release, needing to remind herself of him before she can let regret take over.

She lands on one, a new one that was posted 10 minutes ago, and immediately notes the venue. The song. Watches her own pink hair swish off screen as she’d just taken a shot from the back of the stage. She’d found it. A video of the last song before the kiss.

The realization makes her fingers quicken over herself as she recognizes everything, shot for shot. Remembers the smile he’d offered her that this video didn’t capture, recalls the way he’d bounced as the song came to a crescendo. 

The video and her memories mix in her head from that point onward, bringing her back there, to that night. Back to her staring at him, forgetting to take any picture at all. Seeing him glance back at her again and again, smiling, nodding. Feeling her heart soar and sink all the same, anxiety and excitement mixing in her stomach in a new, terrifying way. It takes her almost no times to feel her peak near, feel her body tighten and relax and fight for release.

Then she watches the song end, sees Mateo run off backstage. And while the video ends there, her memories don’t. 

She can remember it so clearly, him running up to her as the cheers reached a deafening volume. She said something to him, a congratulations, but she doesn’t remember exactly. It’s hard to when she can feel her orgasm spill over into her body, just as she recalls how he’d taken her face and kissed it. Long and hard and she'd even kissed back, however clumsy and inexperienced she was. 

Can’t help how she moans out his name, just from remembering the feel of him against her, how his hands slid from her face to her sides. How the contact still aches where he’s touched.

But then, of course, those memories gave way to the inevitable. That she’d pulled away, despite the bliss, despite the joy. She ran, going instinct first, unsure of why she felt so scared. Worst of all, she remembers the way his face fell, just as she’d turned away to pack her stuff and get the first flight back to New York.

It is, however, the perfect way for her to come down from an orgasm straight back into reality. So, she stays there, lying on her back, gasping for air and her fingers pruned from her ministrations. 

There’s a tiny thought there, in the afterglow of her third orgasm, to maybe try to get in touch with him. To use the number he’d given her. But she stops herself before can even indulge in that fantasy. Because in what world would Mateo be interested in her?

God, she feels pathetic.

[alistairstheirins]

happy birthday!!!!! 🎉🎂🎊🎁🎈 😍

Thank you! <3

[astarionposting]

Hello!! I hope you're doing well. :)

I'm pretty new to the BG3 scene, but I'm absolutely obsessed not just with the game but the king Astarion himself. I found your account pretty quickly, but do you have any recommendations for other accounts that have similar content as yours? I just want to surround myself with lots of BG3 stuff.

Thanks a bunch!! Sending lots of love. 💕💕

Hello, dear! <3

Here are my favourite BG3 blogs right now, they are mostly gif/screenshot accounts, but there are also some writers and other types of content:

@dailyastarionpics - well, DAILY astarion pics... need I say more?

@mrdekarios - I love their theme and ocs! their content is extremely high quality as well. Their gifs edits are on another level.

@bhaals - sharp and colorful screenshots of bg3 characters and their incredibly unique ocs!!

@whoopsitsloobis - i love their astarion screenshots, and their oc is so so cute! I also really like the funny clips they capture of the game :)

@brewitching their use of that one kinky outfit <333... u just have to see it for urself ok?!!??!

@starryslove - high quality videos and clips of astarion just bein a cutie, I love to go back and watch them.. hehe

@bg3astariononlydeok - very beautiful and high quality screenshots/gifs of astarion, they make me feel warm and fuzzy inside <3

@northernolddragon - beautiful and high quality BG3 screenshots

@gothastarion - romantic and dark screenshots, mostly astarion but I have seen other companions and they capture them just as beautifully!

@hazellblogs - high quality gifs and screenshots of rolan and gale (i luvvv), and ADORABLE ocs!! Older!rolan is my kryptonite...

@jokermoreau - high quality gifs (i luvvv their astarion gifs) and screenshots + i like the things they reblog

@banal-nadas - extremely high quality screenshots with beautiful colours

@rotatingremains - awesome high quality screenshots (and their astarion ones are <33333), i love the sharp and dark colours

@baldurs-brainrot - beautiful screenshots of astarion, I loooove the purple/blue tones (can you tell I like purple?)

@fluffyhoneytoast - incredibly cute astarion art! I adore their modern astarion artworks and their style is wonderful

@riense - gorgeous bg3 artwork, their lines work is otherworldly

@eeriesynth - amazing screenshots of astarion with incredibly ethereal lighting and colours

@oharahive - beautifully written astarion fanfiction, and i really like what they reblog :)

@baldurspeen69420 - i like their username and I also really like what they reblog so obligatory mention

@astarioff - had to mention bc they are super fucking funny and i love to see that bald head astarion pass by when i scroll thru my feed

But honestly if you just look through my reblogs, you'll find so many great bg3 blogs out there!! there are so many, it is wonderful :)

[florbelles]

LYRA FAIRBANKS, fc5 ✤ AOIFE, tesv ✤ LAVINIA MEDE, tesv ✤ SÍLE COSANTOIR, bg3 ✤ AMARA of VALLAKI, d&d ✤ RIONA LONICERA, d&d

tagged by @inafieldofdaisies, @cassietrn & @gwynbleidd to make the fantasy/ambiguously mythical girlies in this picrew, ty beloveds!!

sending tags to the usual suspects (please let me know if you want to be added or removed i live in terror of missing someone) @unholymilf, @adelaidedrubman, @belorage, @henbased, @roofgeese, @corvosattano, @jackiesarch, @shallow-gravy, @shellibisshe, @firstaidspray, @leviiackrman, @risingsh0t, @shadowshearts, @shadowglens, @queennymeria, @chuckhansen, @morvaris, @raphaelsboudoir, @feypacts, @faerune, @mrdekarios, @shegetsburned, @poetikat, @cybilbennettgf, @indorilnerevarine, @ri-a-rose, @minaharkers, @socially-awkward-skeleton, @confidentandgood, @loriane-elmuerto, @strangefable, @purplehairsecretlair, @derelictheretic, @nightbloodbix, @teamhawkeye, @nuclearstorms, @blissfulalchemist, @playstationmademe, @jokermoreau & anyone else who changed their username in my frequent absences as of late. i am Sorry :))))

[wedriftlikelonelyplanets]

Knoxville photo dump with one of my fave people in the world @jokermoreau ft the cybertrucks I saw while out here

Thank you for an amazing time belting out emo music, rotting, wandering, and drinking coffee. We’ve been friends since 2018 and I don’t know what I did before you.

[queenbirbs]

my random screenshot collection from playing ES book one and halfway through book two

also I’m loving this series! After years of @jokermoreau reminding me to play it, I finally am. I got spoiled years ago as to the ending(s), but a lot of the actual plot I’m still in the dark about, so it’s been a lot of fun

[arborstone]

tag game! make a poll with your top 5 favourite antagonists and ask your followers to vote for their favourite!

i was tagged by @dekarios to do their antagonist poll game! tysm lovely! <3

tagging: @carrionsflower @faarkas @unduli @shadowglens @fashionablyfyrdraaca

@redaynia @gethprime @jokermoreau & you!

— opt in/out of being tagged on this linked post!

[jerichoes]

URL song game tagged by @hosseini-stewy 💛

rules: spell your url with song titles and then tag as many people as there are letters

jealousy by the films

exploding by mehro

rusketusraidat by pmmp

in your beat by django django

can't stop feeling by franz ferdinand

humility by gorillaz

oh mama by milky chance

emotional by ashe

samodisciplina by keni nije mrtav

tagging @cannedmonster @rasputinaillyanna @jokermoreau @kylla-kylla @mournmourn @kuppikahvia @c28hunter @italimix and @anxious-witch because i know you've been struggling to find songs that start with an 'x' so here's one for the pile >:D

[mercymaker]

tragic love archetype quiz ♥

a while back i was tagged by @katsigian to throw my beloved ocs into the uquiz grinder once more and i'm such a sucker for tragedy that i could not miss out on this one!

of course, i did none other than my fav tav of the year, maleane!

M A L E A N E ♡ 04. SUB ROSA ✎

Love is a game of here and there to you. Whether catching glimpse of another's neckline or grazing a knuckle between knocking shoulders of passing by. You have learned to adore in secrecy, the rawness of an outright confession to be spoken a foreign terror. There is ease in pursuing the unavailable, to remain within the space of possibility and nestle the fuzzy words another could say to make or break your day. Instability spun itself into mysterium and while the certainty of love in aging isn't to be forced upon anyone, there is a miniscule part of you testing the limits of ambiguity. Hold down the feeling and settle in the leather seat of a car, kiss the corner of a mouth and say how you feel. Your affection in its vulnerability is to be seen, lift the veil and do not fret when an honest word turns into all you have secretly yearned for. You are meant to be noticed and openly loved.

I feel like this is pretty fitting for Mal considering that for so long she'd been isolated and alone, only watching the world and its inhabitants from a safe distance. Not only that, but once she does start feeling genuine love and care for others, she hides it like a wound. She fears being vulnerable because that's how she interprets those feelings — something that's easily exploited and used against you. And yet, even with that concept in mind, she slowly starts baring her heart, little piece by little piece, slowly, despite all her thoughts screaming how foolish and naive those actions are.

i am tagging my beloved bg3 moots to hop on and put your tav(s) through this one: @euryalex @ruinbringer @margaritalaux-antille @kelemvorr @arduath @vspin @jerichoes @dravanias @selunestears @gxldencity @elizascarlets @preludes-and-prufrock @liaratisoni @dameayliins @alistairs @laezels @everlong1997 @rigaudon @amondrask @kiaransalee @dameaylin @sammicreation @sylvitaur @lord-woolsley @baldurians @roarmoreau @jokermoreau @minthara @goldgilzean @seeliefae @aeternaamantess @avallachs & YOU!

[lae-zels]

get to know me 👽

tagged by @underelf @seluned @kirkwall ,,ty besties tagging: @courierseis @shadowglens @astarionn @dameaylin @jokermoreau @yurgir @faerune @lucarias @halsin

🎵last song: high beams (tkay maidza) 🎨favorite color: black and red 💻currently watching: rewatching black sails or watching a 4h long yt video on some obscure subject probably 📺last movie: across the spiderverse 📚currently reading: nothing, don't have time 🍋sweet/savory/spicy: sour, actually 💗relationship status: no maidens, not looking 👀current obsession: baldur's gate 3 brain broken 📱last google: ajksgfsdgjafg apartments for sale, my age is showing 📃currently working on: my endless day-job obligations, oc backstories, several commissions and on finding an apartment. all at once. like an insane person

[maxmcyfield]

what a ride! / perlan / university au circa 2019? @jokermoreau

Today's agenda is riding. 

It wasn't planned, per se. These things never are. But somehow while having lunch together, they ended up on the topic of their… sessions. One thing led to another and suddenly, they are on the couch, pantless and shoving their tongues in each other's mouths while he has his tip planted comfortably inside her.

She doesn't remember what started it either. Something about horses, ironically.

He's being gentle with her though. He always is, but this time, she can feel the tight grip around her waist. How he's hesitating. She almost wants him to snap, but she also knows she can't handle it if he did.

"Okay," he murmurs into her ear, and she's surprised at how stable his voice sounds. "You can move down."

Percy wordlessly nods, her brain too preoccupied to form any words, complying to his instruction faithfully. It's not painful anymore when more of him enters her — hasn't been in a while. It helps that he'd fingered her just now, but she still can't over the feeling of him. The delicious stretch that his cock provides, the inevitable way her head spins from the pleasure. It feels too good, so much so that it's as if her body is rejecting it. Like the pure vulgarity from the passion shocking her system as if she were some puritan celibate.

The irony isn't lost on her either — the fact that they're married makes this… thing, all the sex they've been having, be completely morally okay. (And she's not even religious!) Technically. But the way he's looking at her right now, eyes dark with want, his cock stuffing her full with every inch she's lowering herself on it — makes it feel dirty. Sinful, even.

"That's it," he hums, making sure to hold her strong so that she won't take too much of him all at once. She's thankful for it too, because she's sure she'd just come if he shoved it in there. "Good girl."

Fuck. Percy tightens around him, the petname causing her to whimper. He groans in response, digging his fingers deeper into her hips. That doesn't stop her though - instead, she's half sure he's pulling her down now.

"You like that, hm? I knew it." Dylan laughs, self-satisfied yet still unbelievably thoughtful. "Knew last night wasn't a fluke."

She'd laugh at herself too if she could, at how much those words make her react, but she's also particularly occupied at the moment by the fact she has all of him in her and he's hitting her deeper than he ever has before in this position.

A full body shudder hits her when he adjusts himself, his head brushing the bit of her she always forgets makes her head go numb. He moves again, and she moans. She can't help the way her pussy squeezes around him a couple of times, unable to control herself.

Dylan stills her, breath hitching. "Oh- Careful there. I'm riding a fine line as is, bun."

She squeezes around him again. This time it's intentional. Percy isn't thinking rationally anymore. She's testing the waters, pushing the safe bounds he's built around them. She wants to see what that line is, even if it's unwise.

"Pers, if you that again, I don't think I can stop myself."

His voice is still calm, but there's an edge of danger to it. For some reason, it sounds like a promise.

And it makes her squeeze around him again. Even harder than before.

He doesn't say anything in response for a few seconds. And for abit, she thinks he's actually angry...

But suddenly, the full, satisfying feeling of him filling her is gone when he retreats out of her. She almost complains too, but then she feels the grip on her hips again and all at once, he slams into her - the fulllengtht of him hitting her deepest parts hard and fast.

She collapses into him from the sheer intensity that washes over her, gasping. But he doesn't stop to catch her. Instead, he does it again. And again... And again.

Percy doesn't remember the last time she had a coherent thought as a result.

(Okay, so, change of plans. Today's agenda is letting Dylan fuck up into her as hard as he wanted.)

[alistairstheirins]

Today is my birthday if my mutuals haven't known yet. 2023 will be end in this week and it has been crazy during the events so far. Nevertheless, I will thank everyone in this hellsite to make my dash alive, mostly the movies (particularly Barbie) and the game named "Baldur's Gate 3". I wish everyone to have lovely and wonderful New Year this 2024.

Here's lovely blogs I followed, I'm sorry if I forgot the others. :')

a-d: @alenkosx, @alexxmason, @artyoms, @attanos, @bamf, @bbrocklesnar, @billy-crudup, @bladesrunner, @boozerman, @carlosoliveiraa, @commanderogerss, @dekarios, @dekariosgale, @denvilleneuve

e-h: @elena-gilbert, @entreri, @eurodynamic, @faarkas, @faerune, @fashionablyfyrdraaca, @gortash

i-l: @karlacha, @jokermoreau, @laindtt, @ladyverdance, @laezelofkliir, @laurens-german, @lockescoles, @lyngunn

m-p: @magistera, @miyku, @nularas

r-u: @raccoonscity, @ragingtempests, @rannochs, @riley-keoughs, @roarmoreau, @roderickstrongs, @scottsummers, @simonghostrileys, @stardusst94, @teamhawkeye, @thenightsong, @tomcriuse, @userastarion, @userkarlachs

v-z: @veshialles, @vicarre, @wrenhavenriver

[shepardcommander]

@jokermoreau ruined my life.

[florbelles]

LYRA FAIRBANKS, fc5 ✤  SÍLE COSANTOIR, bg3 ✤ CELEMINA GREINATUS, bg3 ✤ NESSA RUGADH, bg3 ✤AMARA of VALLAKI, d&d ✤ RIONA LONICERA, d&d

tagged by @corvosattano, @inafieldofdaisies & @leviiackrman to make the girlies here, ty beloveds!! taglist under the cut (as always i am very sorry if i've forgotten anyone or didn't catch a handle change :))

sending tags to the usual suspects @unholymilf, @adelaidedrubman, @belorage, @henbased, @roofgeese, @jackiesarch, @shallow-gravy, @shellibisshe, @risingsh0t, @shadowglens, @envergothash, @katsigian, @queennymeria, @chuckhansen, @dameayliins, @feypacts, @faerune, @mrdekarios, @poetikat, @cybilbennettgf, @thedeadthree, @voidika, @ri-a-rose, @minaharkers, @socially-awkward-skeleton, @confidentandgood, @loriane-elmuerto, @nightbloodbix, @strangefable, @purplehairsecretlair, @teamhawkeye, @nuclearstorms, @blissfulalchemist, @jokermoreau, @playstationmademe, @gwynbleidd, @cassietrn, @lucy-stillman & anyone else can @ me xx

[wedriftlikelonelyplanets]

Just two people with daddy issues singing along to simple plan

@jokermoreau

[onemoreparadise]

Don't know who the fuck you are : guess I blacked out at the bar. I'm just tryna leave, then I see a ticket on my car. Damn, this shit is going south. I just checked my bank account : insufficient funds. What the fuck is that all about? I'm barefoot stumbling down the street, the hottest mess that you'll ever meet. I'm thriving, damn this la-la-la-la, life is a bitch. Thriving, 'cause I da-da-da-da-don't give a shit. I feel like I'm dying, hysterically crying, thriving, like la-la-la-la-la-la-la

Sophie Turner x Beau Mirchoff requested by @jokermoreau