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@drknowledge replied to your post ““Dreams including doctors are usually classified...”:
"means the doctor can stay away then."
“Does that mean people bothering with your nightmares and trauma aren't qualified as doctors in your eyes then?”, leave - or stay away - if you want to it's your choice.
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Blade has appeared! What to do?
Ask on a date
Cuddle
Flirt
Worship
" . . . ", for those with a death wish, it seems.
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"Gosh I gotta say that the trailblazer is really rough sometimes. They makes sure to keep me on my toes and always pounds me really hard. Then when they uses that long lance of theirs to thrust at me, I barely can take it sometimes. Heck, I sometimes have to hold onto them for support after we're done. I wish they wouldn't leave me sore all over"
#･｡ * ｡ ☆ * :: (( crack ))#･｡ * ｡ ☆ * :: firefly#･｡ * ｡ ☆ * :: sam#･｡ * ｡ ☆ * :: verse tag pending | our story has yet to be told |#tw suggestive#suggestive#SHES TALKING ABOUT THE FIGHT BUT I COULDN'T HELP MYSELF#ITS NOT AIMED AT ANYONE I JUST THINK THIS IS FUNNY#JOY BOY DID THIS JOKE AND I DECIDED IM DOING IT TO -
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"I didn't know you could be fired from a job you don't do."
#joxter tag pending#| dash commentary |#joxter wakes up for trouble and trouble alone#this is a joke
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My absolutely favorite bit of throwaway lore about D.racula is that he is an actual, honest-to-god, basement-dwelling gamer
#dracula tag pending#i know this whole setup was a joke but i'm going to ride this dead horse into the sunset#context: this happens sometime after Wolverine has Vlad's head launched into the fucking SUN and Vlad's pouting b/c Shiklah won't marry him#yeah he's fine now he's just a NEET#hikikomori vlad i love youuu#he plays MvC3 if you care
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Given enough time, Trunks would invent a little something-something to make his friends’ lives easier. He wouldn’t even say anything before the project was finished, he’d just be like “oh I wanted to give you a little something I was working on, hope you don’t mind” and then it’s like a machine that does all your taxes for you for the rest of your life.
#headcanon tag pending#// this is KIND OF a joke i do wanna explore that more scientific side of trunks and i do think he'd try to make things that helps others#// i WAS gonna make a starter call where he makes gizmos but i quickly discovered i was not creative enough to keep it interesting orz
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Your TatsumiP is showing
(stares at my banner and yuumis art in my pinned) was it not showing hard enough before
#/LH joke#should i make my pfp astatatsu as well /j#wjebandbdkfnskfndjfnksnf i like h im a normal amoung…. tht is all#mutsukittylckyouma tag pending#tatsunposting
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So, you live in Snowdin? You ever see those two skeletons that live around there?
Event: UT Rudy has the inbox
It's almost like they were born yesterday...
#reindeer dad [ ic ]#grey guy [ anons interact ]#bad joke rap battle [ sans ]#papyrus tag pending#the underground [ undertale verse ]#underground inbox event#ooc: kinda based this sans and papyrus on the handplates au#hope you dont mind!
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@prosada sure :)
“ ...Haha. ¡ Eres muy gracioso... ! ¡ Muy muy mucho...!
OH MY GOD DONT SAY THAT.
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@traincarsandstars replied to your post “Your coins are NOT made out of chocolate >:/”:
"I've been found out! Scatter!" - Stelle
“Run now, friend, and I'll take it as a sure-fire sign to not deliver any chocolate.”
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@shallliveoninsong replied to your post “@shallliveoninsong replied to your post “Blade has...”:
"That's not what I meant! Your options were just so...forward."
“You'd rather see what the one that used to be would get?”
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💕 Blues and Hanzo ok last one i swear
SEND A HEART FOR A SPECIFIC KISS.
Shadowman had been awake for some time already, not the type to just lay around and sleep for the sake of it. Once he was recharged he was back up and moving again, ready to get more work done. This morning's work was a little different than his usual list of housekeeping, though, as a guest had made themselves at home in his space. While the other slept, Shadow was preparing the robot equivalent of 'breakfast in bed' as a nice surprise. His brothers would no doubt tease him if they saw him being so domestic (romantic, even) for someone. He had hoped it would still be a gesture well received by his partner, anyway.
Leaving the freshly made rice and natto on the table with two e-tanks, Shadow returned to where Blues was curled up fast asleep. He leaned over, brushing the bangs from his forehead to gently kiss his forehead.
"Good morning, sunlight."
#(( and you thought he was cool ))#(( -points- JOKES ON YOU#HANZO MAKES PUNS TOO ))#answered ask#diligent ninja (hanzo shadow)#shadow stalker (shadow man)#orion's blues (alien heart protoman)#ship tag pending
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" YOU DO NOT JUST GIVE AND UNTRAINED PERSON A WEAPON AND TELL THEM TO GO NUTS -"
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how to kys without krilling yourself ;-;
#How to stop being anxious and having your heart stop every second without krilling yourself#What I have been doing : crying actual real tears cause I think about kaveh LMFAO#me -> why am i so unloveable ☹️ (sad) … *thinks about kaveh* …. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 (crying my eyes out LMAO)#help I am so insane not a joke I think someone needs to shoot me in the head wowowowowow 😻 pls where is dahlia . . . Her being gone is#Giving me more anxiety#anyways imagine nothing making you cry but then some anime twink who’s been missing for over a year just makes you cry multiple times LOOLL#I think I should be embarrassed … I AM embarrassed 😭😭😭#dora daily#Iiiiiiiiiiiii giiiivveeeeee uppppppp 😻😻😻#I could go on a rant about why and what has happened but honestly I just think it’d fall on deaf ears 🧍♀️ so I don’t think it’s worth#Wasting my already very very VERY limited breath on.#The way a dude who tries to use me (discord boy) would’ve told me to go in great detail and listened attentively and I can’t even have my#Actual friends like me enough to want to listen 😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻 no wonder I feel unloveable maybe it’s better to be#Fake loved and used atp than feeling like this. Idek atp I am just so drained completely that even talking is absolutely impossible so I#Wouldn’t even talk to him if I wanted to ;-; so now what ? I remain mute for the rest of my life ? Man I’m sick of this sick of having to#Sleep and that being the only way I don’t rip out my eyeballs or cut off my leg from how insanely weird I feel#Dniewosmsmskaj helpppp 😜#First half of the tags was in just me trying to be funny but the rest is srs 💃 eeee I hate my brain#Sooo anxious helpppp ☺️🔫 anyways marks apparently came out I am not going to ask for a heart attack on top of my already unstable heart so#I won’t check. But I also have sm to do that I couldn’t get done like that fucking timetable it’s been pending since forever I need help 😻#The days are flying and getting merged together I can’t keep count anymore
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LMAOOOO that SpongeBob episode where he FUCKIN HANG ONNNNN LET ME COOK
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GOOD LUCK CHARM ★ OP81
PAIRING ✦ oscar piastri x fem!sainz!reader
SUMMARY ✦ oscar has been dating his opponent's sister since his f2 days, and while carlos seemingly disapproves, no one can deny that she is the good luck charm. [ SMAU ]
WARNINGS ✦ cursing, like one joke about biting someone, some hate comments towards the end
REQUESTED ✦ here!
NOTES ✦ reader is spanish. i have used various brunette faceclaims from pinterest, but feel free to picture whoever you want! my requests are open so feel free to leave a request :)
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user1 DREAM LIFESTYLEEE!!
user2 oh y/n you are so so perfect
user3 the sainz genes are absolute perfection MWAH
yourbsf te amo, mi mejor amiga 💗💗
yourusername te amo mucho ❤️
user4 the way her feed is like a pinterest board is so comforting to me
oscarpiastri missing you ☹️☹️
yourusername im gonna be there for monaco baby dont worry ❤️❤️
user5 PARENTS
oscarpiastri im a lucky guy 😍
carlossainz55 and dont you ever forget that.
yourusername carlos 😐😐
carlossainz55 older brother duties, y/n!
iamrebeccad gorgeous girl 💘
yourusername all you, angel ❤️
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( caption one: ✈️✈️ | caption two: view for the evening ❤️ )
oscarpiastri YOU'RE HERE???
yourusername um YES???
oscarpiastri WHY DIDN'T YOU MESSAGE ME SOONER
yourusername I DID??? CHECK MESSAGES.
imessages ( oscar )
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yourusername monaco nights 🌃🌃
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user6 miss y/n WOWWW!!
user7 so so jealous i wish i was in monaco rn ☹️
user8 don't we all 😢😢
alexandrasaintmleux most gorgeous ever 😍
yourusername ALEX I LOVE YOU 💋
alexandrasaintmleux MWAHHH 💋
carlossainz55 mi hermana ❤️❤️
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oscarpiastri 😍
carlossainz55 😐
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yourusername so like...we're all somehow connected now? 😬 (to avoid jealousy issues i posted all three of them)
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user9 TWO LECLERCS & A SAINZ ON THE PODIUM
user10 HAHAHA SO TRUE
user11 the way y/n is in on the joke now 🤣
user12 okay but y/n and alex's friendship makes me melt
user13 both of them are princesses 🩷
oscarpiastri the caption 😐
carlossainz55 usually i wouldn't agree, but y/n...
yourusername so the caption did a good thing then, yes? 😁
charles_leclerc 😁❤️
yourusername was about to call you my brother from another mother, but given the recent adoption of my boyfriend i don't think i can legally say that anymore.
oscarpiastri whoops? 🤷
user14 Y/N 😭😭
alexandrasaintmleux my girl 🩷
yourusername forever and ever and ever ♾️
landonorris so where was my post when i won...?
yourusername not required ❤️
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yourusername need a ginger cat in my life so bad 🐈
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user15 is she back in spain? 👀
user16 well the spanish gp is this weekend so i'd assume so!
user17 SO REAL FOR THIS
user18 real question now...what would you call your hypothetical ginger cat.
yourusername wasabi 😁😁
user19 ADORABLE NAME.
user20 @/oscarpiastri where's her ginger cat at
oscarpiastri when i win, she'll get a ginger cat☝️
yourusername WAIT ACTUALLY WHAT. WASABI PENDING 🗣️🗣️🗣️
user20 I DID NOT THINK YOU'D BOTH REPLY. (also you're welcome y/n!!)
carlossainz55 and do our dogs mean nothing to you??
yourusername i've always been a cat lady at heart ☹️
landonorris i blame oscar.
carlossainz55 agreed.
oscarpiastri SORRY???
landonorris it's your cat energy, mate
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yourusername still dreaming of those pastries
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user20 THE DAISIES AWWW
user21 living my dream frfr
user22 straight out of a pinterest board
user23 HER POSTURE???
user24 im sitting at home with my hunched back aspiring to be like her right now
user25 those pastries look yummy oh my days
user26 every time i see the ferrari wags & y/n hanging out i involuntarily squeal
carlossainz55 so my invite got lost in the post?
charles_leclerc and mine?
iamrebeccad girls day out = no men allowed
yourusername what my girlfriend said 🗣️
oscarpiastri sorry??
yourbsf pastries looking almost as delicious as you 😉😉
yourusername ugh i miss you so bad, my gf 💔💔💔
oscarpiastri STOP FLIRTING Y/N
yourusername YOU CANNOT SILENCE ME 🎤
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yourusername solo exploring 🚶♀️
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user33 saw you posted and I RAN
user34 LOOKS SO BEAUTIFULLL!!
user35 she's in hungary 👀👀👀
user36 twitter is in an uproar waiting for the race weekend
user37 SO AM I 🔥🔥🔥 GO ON OSCARRR
user38 what a beauttt
user39 the claw clip 💘💘
yourusername a taste from home ❤️
alexandrasaintmleux angelllll 🩷
yourusername love you smsmsmsm ❤️❤️
oscarpiastri wish i could've been there 💔
user40 you've got a race to win so your gf can get a ginger cat, get to it 🤣
yourusername ^^^ what they said!!
user40 HELP YOU ACC REPLIED LOL
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yourusername WASABI WASABI WASABI!! (ps. check my page for celebratory post for my love x)
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user44 y/n has her priorities in order
user45 mhm!! wasabi > anything else
user46 SUCH A CUTE CAT
user47 'FOR MY LOVE' oh my god im not well.
user48 okay but does no one else find it weird that she posted her new cat over her boyfriend winning...
user49 no ong like what
yourusername oh dear not the fun police. please learn how to read captions, and check my recent 😘x
landonorris LET ME COME OVER AND SEE WASABI NOWWWW
yourusername jury's out rn sorry
landonorris pls. pls. pls. pls.
yourusername i'll consider it...
alexandrasaintmleux wasabi 🥺🥺
yourusername have you checked if leo is volatile with cats yet...
alexandrasaintmleux @/charles_leclerc pet play date!!!
oscarpiastri our baby ❤️
yourusername ❤️❤️❤️
user50 Y/N IS HIS GOOD LUCK CHARM CONFIRMED!!
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yourusername MY GRAND PRIX WINNERRR!! i still remember meeting you when you were still in f2: carlos hated the fact that i kept watching the f2 feature races just to see (fawn over) you, but it worked in my favor anyway 🤷♀️ forever so so so proud of you, here's to many more 🥂❤️
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yourusername earned the stamp of approval now...?
carlossainz55 for now. 😊😊
oscarpiastri new cat, winning a grand prix and your brother finally likes me? what a weekend 😁❤️
yourusername he always liked you, he just likes teasing you 🙄
carlossainz55 y/n 🙄🤣
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#f1#f1 x reader#f1 smau#formula one x reader#formula 1#f1 imagine#f1 imagines#f1 x you#requests#oscar piastri#oscar piastri x reader#oscar piastri x you#oscar piastri x fem!reader
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