#johnny: hm :/ why doesnt she have anyone

[totentnz]

once again thinking about when you sit on the rooftops with johnny and you havent romanced anyone v just goes "yeah i aint calling nobody it aint my style" and then johnny is shocked about that like he wasn't there when v drove every possible relationship she could have had against a wall LMAO

[vaguehotels]

lourdes lore dump rq because it's on my mind.

-born to an edenian mother (refugee from the invasion that settled in canada) and a canadian father

-somewhat normal childhood, but her mother was restless and just never really adjusted to life in earthrealm

-lourdes was distant from both of her parents even as a young child, because neither of them really knew how to take care of her

-when she was 14, her mother finally snapped during an arguement and killed her father then fucked off to god knows where

-lourdes had to watch him bleed out so she used her supercool and not at all LAME or MARY SUE powers of hypnomancy to basically put him to sleep because she didnt want him to be in pain. yeouch.

-uhhh due to edenian blood shes temporarily taken in by kitana (dont ask why i have it in my brain but its just. not yet done baking), who is too busy being kahn to really take care of her. shes passed along to the shaolin, who sort of train her but also she does hate authority!!! didnt respect her mother, doesnt respect anyone. she runs away a LOT.

-she becomes too much to handle so they pass her off to recently widowed johnny cage, who tries his best to raise her like cassie (does not work). he teaches her to drive though!! what a good father figure!!! he reminds her too much of her father though, so shes running away, again.

-comes across the black dragon. hm, looks interesting. blah blah blah finds out whos running this thing, decides 'fuck it, life sucks' and applies to become a weapons transporter. she can drive a car, she can probably pilot anything?

-and yeag. just getting all this down. the end . this takes place over a year and a half .