#johnny toast x johnny ghost

[pikafleetsyolo]

Day 4: Volunteering

in a very bro way, of course. i have socks on, johnny.

(from when toast was a vampire for a while)

[allabouttaleblr]

a new fic has been posted !! also this is literally just me whacking toast with the anxiety stick the whole time and projecting onto him <333

[sofasixela]

Is this fandom still alive

been wanting to draw this for like 10 years and I finally did it🎉

[nyxx-nth]

[werewolfgenesis]

VenturianTale doodles for the road <3 mostly PIE Team

Big ol' doodle dump

I literally love them so much

[lunadreamscaper]

i remember when this fandom was full of younger people and the moment you posted anything that involved a ship wasn't Ghost x Toast but included Ghost or Toast shipped with someone else, a 12 yr old girl who had a crush on Jimmy Casket would appear out of no where just to tell you that they shipped Ghost x Toast and nothing actually related to the post or art. As if the OPs (me and others) gave a literal damn that they shipped it or not 😭😭

dont know what the thought process was there but its just really funny how pointless it was bahshsj

oh how i miss the old days of the VenturianTale fandom 😌/s/hj

ik this happened to me a few times on insta back in the day lol

[incorrect-vt-quotes]

Gavin: Oh you wanna get fucked up so bad. Ghost: I don’t know which way but I’ll take you up on that offer anyways.

[twilightthefoxicorn]

Taleblr Characters as LPS Pets Part 1 (P.I.E.)

As inspired by @evilmagician430, here’s a list of what LPS animal I think various Taleblr characters would be!

As there are over 3,000+ pets, it’s kinda hard to narrow down which ones suit the characters, so I’ve included several. I’ll try to explain why I chose the ones I did, but some of them were purely just off of vibes so some may not have much of an explanation, oof.

Also, as everyone has a different take on the characters, I encourage anyone interested to share which pets you think the characters would be (I’m sure we’ll all have different answers lol). It’d be cool to see all the different pets everyone thinks suites the characters :3

Due to the sheer amount of characters within the Taleblr universe, I am most likely forgetting several characters. Sorry in advance, as my memory isn't the best ;-;

As there is a limit to 30 images per post, I've had to divide this post into several posts. I've kept them organized, though, and this one is for P.I.E. characters (in honor of P.I.E. Day). The Acachallas will be in the next post!

All of the images used are either from the LPS Collector's Wiki, or from ToySisters.com. The images with the blue backgrounds are from Toy Sisters, along with the 2nd image in Mary's section, and the images with the white background are from the wiki.

List of characters with their respective LPS animal under the cut!

P.I.E. Characters

Johnny Ghost

So LPS #1953 fits Ghost the best, imo. The color palette suites him, and for whatever reason when I look at this pet I just think, “Yeah, that’s literally Ghost.” So there’s that. It's literally Ghost as a cat, idk what else to say. Looks like it is not a physical contact type of pet.

Purely off of vibes, but LPS #1142 could potentially work. Idk, just reminds me of Ghost for whatever reason (I think cause I saw a horse like this irl and it reminded me of Ghost). Looks like it'd bite you if you're pushing its buttons too much, so maybe best not to get on its bad list.

Jimmy Casket

As Jimmy is associated with blood and vampires, I think LPS #1470 is a good match! Besides, bats are pretty cool! I didn’t really see any other pets that I thought would work, though, so it’s just this one for Jimmy. An absolute gremlin. Would probably fly up high and dive-bomb unsuspecting pets.

Gregory Casket

When I think of Gregory, I think of dinosaurs and space. Unfortunately there aren't any dino LPS pets (unless you're counting the birds), but I did find two pets I think would work. LPS #661 works imo because it seems like a younger pet, and it gives energetic younger sibling energy. Wholesome little guy, must be protected.

I could also see LPS #1154 fitting Gregory. I tend to associate greens, blues, and oranges with him, and this gecko has all three. I headcanon that Gregory loves reptiles and amphibians, so I could definitely see him being one in the LPS world. Give it some paper and crayons, and it'll think you're great.

Johnny Toast

When I think of an animal that fits Toast, I’ve always associated him with border collies and huskies for whatever reason, so I think LPS #210 would work well for him! It looks like a dapper gentledog, too, so that’s a plus. Would make the best pancakes, too, I think.

LPS #785 fits, and I think the color palette works as well (there are some other LPS with the same mold that are dark blue, and those could work as well! One of them is LPS #1217).

Gavin Toast

I’ll be honest, I didn’t really see any LPS pets that just screamed Gavin to me, but I think LPS #523 could work! Looks like the type of pet to try to act aloof and mysterious, but secretly just doesn’t want others to get involved.

LPS #55 could also work, as that cat looks like it’d try to con me (that look says it all…). I think of Gavin when I see tuxedo cats anyway, so I guess that's another reason why I think this pet could work.

Jinny Toast

Johnny and Gavin’s sister Jinny is a slightly hard one, as I can not for the life of me remember if we’ve ever seen her in a video (she’s been mentioned a few times, though). So purely going off of headcanon, I think LPS #1209 works well for her! I associate purples with her for whatever reason, so this pet’s colors fit her to me. Seems like a pet with tons of ambition, who isn't afraid to speak what's on its mind.

LPS #815 suites her as well! Something about the dark gray mixed with the little bits of the light blue here and there gives me Jinny vibes.

Mary Toast

It was hard to narrow down what pet I think best suites Mary, as I found several. That being said, I think that LPS #347 works best. It looks like a confident, fun-loving pet, and its coloring matches what I headcanon her hair and eye colors to be :3

I could also see her being LPS #69 from the newest line. I just think it gives Mary vibes, idk. Sorry for the picture being so small; couldn't find one that was bigger :(

Fred Spooker

I have always associated Spooker with cats, so that’s why I think LPS #1521 is a perfect match! While the pet itself doesn’t automatically have the pink beanie, it did come with its set! As with the cat for Ghost, this pet just screams Spooker to me.

I could also see LPS #511 working for them, as I think the color palette and markings fit Spooker’s aesthetic!

While rather basic, I think LPS #2034 would also match, as I think of yellow tabbies regarding Spooker :3

Chris “Colon” Ghostie

There were a few pets (albeit repetitive) that I thought could work for Colon, but I ultimately landed with LPS #1602. This bear just makes me think of Colon a lot, and it seems like it’d be a cool pet to be around! Probably very logical as well (Chris is the most logical one of P.I.E. after all).

LPS #366 could work as well, mainly due to the color palette (I heavily associate purples, blues, and greens with Colon). Seems like a chill pet to be around. Would definitely want to hang out with it. Could have some interesting conversations with it, I'm sure.

Woah

Maybe because she is a ghost and floats around wherever she goes, bit I tend to think of birds representing Woah. Due to this association with birds, along with Woah's color palette, I think that LPS #1650 is a good match! This pet also gives me Woah vibes, idk. It seems polite but shy. (While not pictured, LPS #372 is a pet from the same mold that I think could fit Woah, too. It has brighter colors than LPS #1650, but it's still pink, blue, and purple.)

I could also see LPS #1660 fitting. It looks like a sweet younger sister who likes to be with others, but also gives me shy vibes. Definitely suits Woah, imo.

Johnny Boast

I don't exactly have a lot to say about Boast, oof. But for whatever reason, I think that LPS #1191 fits Boast a lot. It seems like the type of pet that's somewhat reserved but once you get to know it, it's got quite the sense of humor. A good vibes pet for sure. Would definitely want to be friends with this pet.

I could also see LPS #650 working for Boast. Idk, when I look at it it reminds me of him a lot, so there's that. I think it's the colors, but I'm not quite sure. This pet seems loyal and calm, which are attributes I see Boast having.

Johnny Roast

I didn't really know how to choose a pet for Roast, so I decided to choose his based off of vibes. With that, LPS #753 gives me major Roast vibes to the point that this is a case where this pet is literally just him. Can't really explain it, but yeah. Probably a prankster, and was definitely the class clown when he was in high school.

Dark Pit

Since there isn't a lot to go off of with Dark Pit when it comes to canon, I'm relying on my own take of the character for choosing what pet I think works for him. I usually associate blacks, purple, yellows, and blues with them, and that definitely influenced what pet I chose. That said, I think that LPS #2708 would work well for his angelic form. I wanted to stick to a pet that could fly, then I remembered that there was a LPS fairy line. This pet looks like a sparkle dog, and sparkle dogs are cool; Dark Pit is cool, so they get to a sparkle dog.

For his human form, or in this case animal form, I think that LPS #1748 is a good fit. This pet gives me vibes that it would be the type to constantly observe/watch other pets, which would fit along with an angel watching over humans (animals in this case). Like, you're at a party and this pet is just in the corner sipping punch and observing everyone. Mysterious. Totally not trying to see how it should interact with the others.

William Barricade

If I'm remembering things correctly, wasn't it stated that William Barricade used to be a member of the OG P.I.E. (like, when Boast, Roast, Pit, etc. were around)? I just remember that he was part of P.I.E. in the past, but he quit (not on bad terms or anything, though). Anyway, I think that LPS #61 suits him a lot. Idk why, but I feel like he'd definitely be a German shepherd if he was an animal. I don't really have much to say about him, sorry ;-;

Katrina

As there is very little info about Katrina in canon, my picks for what LPS pet she would be are probably going to be different than what's expected? (Idk what the general consensus surrounding her is, oof.) That being said, I think that LPS #2135 works well for Katrina, as its color palette makes me think of her and the pet gives me similar vibes to who Katrina is (at least according to my headcanons). This pet seems friendly, but it also looks like someone that I wouldn't want to be on bad terms with, you know? Seems really smart, but maybe a bit too kind to people for its own good, putting others before itself.

I also think that LPS #879 would be a good match, as it gives me vibes that it would be a friendly pet who has a good sense of humor, and also likes learning new things. Also, for whatever reason, I associate sheep with Katrina? I genuinely don't know why I do, but for as long as I've known of her I have.

Jenny Ghost

Idk what all to say about Jenny Ghost, but I honestly can't remember much about her? I know her and Jenny Toast showed up in 2 or 3 videos, but I can only vaguely remember 1 :( Anyway, I associate grays, pinks, and purples with her, as well as cats, so I think that LPS #1921 fits her well. Coincidentally this pet is from the same mold as the pet I chose for Johnny Ghost. This pet gives me sassy girlboss vibes, lol. Could probably have some of the most thought-provoking conversations followed by the most mind-baffling ones with this pet.

Jenny Toast

Like I mentioned for Jenny Ghost, I unfortunately don't really know a lot about Jenny Toast :( That being said, she seems like such a cool, fun person to interact with. They would probably try to get me involved in some wacky shenanigans, and I for one would probably be down to join. Anyway, I think that LPS #1676 fits Jenny Toast well! I associate her with purples, blues, and blacks, as well with dogs and rabbits. This pet also just gives me Jenny vibes. It seems very polite but also like a bit of a troublemaker. Very fitting of Jenny Toast, if you ask me. (This may be me misremembering, but wasn't Jenny slightly a prankster in the videos they were featured in?)

I can't upload the image of this next pet due to the 30 image limit on posts, but I think that the LPS Kohl's Rabbit could also work for Jenny! It's a white bunny with light blue accents, and it reminds me of Jenny Toast a lot for whatever reason.

[cardboardfrnd]

thinking of ghost and toast kissing before bed. will have wonderful dreams tonight

[orionsces]

"Ghost loved him and that was enough."

Johnny Ghost, Paranormal Investigator Extraordinaire attempts to make the perfect dinner night for his husband Johnny Toast, but literally everything goes wrong in every way imaginable.

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Soft skies painted with gentle pastels with a kind brushing of pinks and yellows. The clouds hung as if they were going to kiss the skyline, and the blossoming from trees fluttered charming the ground with its gentle fall.

The warm wind flowed through his hair as the sounds of the cicadas creaked and chirped on the leafy trees surrounding the stoplight. An hour away from Toast's house after running some errands in the next city over for specific supplies for their future investigations.

Sipping from his Starbucks while he waited for the lights to turn bright green, he smiled as he hadn't had a sweet coffee in a while.

The city light accompanied him as he started to drive back home, glowing lights fading into the background as he thought about his day.

Visiting various stores with quickly written lists for each was troubling, to say the least, but he did get his special treats from Starbucks so it mellowed out.

Ghost wasn't able to join him due to his important appointment of 'staring into space for two hours.' which he was unfortunately unable to cancel. Toast didn't mind about his husband's quirks since that just meant he could take his adorable Barbie branded ride around without judgment.

Humming along to the radio to Dancing Queen from ABBA as he tapped along to the beat of the song onto his driver's wheel, he felt peaceful on that drive back. Happily thinking about the trashy pizza they'll order again then cuddle to sleep to some weird paranormal soap operas that Ghost enjoyed for background noise. Ghost anxiously was rushing around as if he was held at gunpoint to set up the perfect date for his husband, the anxiety that he pretend that he didn't have was getting to him with smooth charm.

Mixing, grabbing various ingredients, and putting them in without measurement needed as he followed a recipe online showing him a good recipe for pasta and salad.

Rushing through Cindy's background story about her family and heritage to figure out how to boil water.

Ghost didn't fancy himself a cook because he wasn't.

Jimmy observing all of this in their mind-scape just scoffed at him, ridiculing him while he critiqued things Ghost was doing wrong. The alter watching this anxious mess run around, facing the consequences of his actions for starting food late.

On the other hand, the wee optimistic voice of his alter softly encouraged him to keep going. Gregory hyped up Ghost's culinary skills while Jimmy gave some sarcastic stabs at Ghost's already wounded self-esteem.

"Don't be…b-be a mean- uhm… meanie Jim! You promised…" Gregory pouted as Jimmy felt a knife of guilt stab into his heart that he had, with a small grumble back to the child he attempted to be friendlier. Knowing that Gregory's version of being nicer was too pure, he did his best to oblige the little alter's whimpering plea. His pasta almost bubbled over while he dissociated listening to the two squabbles with each other, pouring the steaming liquid down the drain of the sink as the cold water caused the steam to nearly blow into his face.

"Did you even make the sauce or cook the meat yet Ghostie~?" Jimmy slurred to piss off his host, Ghost facepalming as a reply because his foresight didn't count for him being an idiot.

Doing his best to hide the snickering, Jimmy did his best to the front to help Ghost continue. Finding it odd that he was out to cook rather than murder people, he pressed on with a simple shrug and Gregory cheered him on and helped Ghost.

Knowing that his host was mentally drained and was going to freak out anyways at the sight of blood, he took a deep breath before washing his hands carefully. Looking at the helpful sign that Toast put up for him, thankfully Jimmy was able to read the recipe that Ghost left open on his phone.

Glancing at the amounts with time and the ingredients in front of him, he knew he could do this while Ghost recharged himself. He cracked his fingers in preparation, huffing out an exhausted breath as he wasn't ready to be romantic with Toast nor cook a dinner, it'd been a while since he had last cooked one after all. Fully aware that Ghost takes a while to come back to the front, he mentally tried preparing knife-related flirts for their toaster.

Quickly he poured the cooked pasta noodles into a small bowl, putting them into the microwave for them to keep their temperature while he took a glance at the raw meat. His mouth watering at the sight before snapping himself back.

"Alright, you got this, you got this Jimmy! This is easy, you just gotta cook some meat in a pan above a fire for…." He paused before looking back at the recipe.

"10 minutes or more depending on the oven…? I thought all ovens were the same- whatever."

He stopped himself from talking more to himself before he ground the hamburger with his hands, grinning with mania as he plopped the bloodied meat onto the warm pan.

Humming to a song while he cooked, he did his best to check if Toast was nearby since he could come home any minute. Trying to think of all the plans that Ghost had for the dinner with the help of Gregory he made a list of what he needed to do before Toast came back home. Stirring the sauce and meat together before he grabbed the noodles to mix them all, wiping a single bead of sweat from his forehead as he turned off the stove top and placed a lid on his pan.

"Okay, decorate the table and throw rose petals everywhere, get those stupid fake candles out of the Halloween decorations, make a bouquet and finally make dessert? I ain't doing that-"

Jimmy rolled his eyes as he walked around the house, narrating all his actions while grabbing various items from different places. Decorating the entryway for Toast with cheap-looking rose petals guiding them to the table, setting a table blanket and the candles on it.

Flicking them on with the switch, before he swiftly took in the canvas of his masterpiece. While his dessert was cooking in the oven, gently the scent of sweets wafted in the air slowly.

It looked horrible but he didn't care about how saccharine the scene before him was. All that mattered was knocking that toaster oven off his feet with his charm and grace, Gregory gagging at the two before him gushing over someone and saying they have cooties. "Hello! I'm back!"

The British voice called out through the broken silence, Jimmy turning his head to look behind him at the swung front door with an awkward greeting.

"Hi…?" Appalled by the fact Toast back way earlier than expected, he crossed his arms towards his partner who tilted his head like a confused dog.

"You're back super early! I thought you'd be out longer and stuff…" He became gloomy and whined like a small child, Toast chucking at him with sincerity before apologizing.

"Did you need me to come back later or something?" Out of habit, he rubbed the back of his neck before taking in the fact that Jimmy was standing in a romantically decorated room.

He looked around in a frenzy before ricocheting a stare back at Jimmy again to confirm it who nodded in a silent answer.

"Oooh, I'm so sorry sir!" He blushed embarrassed, knowing that he put a lot of effort into this.

"I love it! It's so… cute!" He gushed before going over to engulf his beloved in a bear-hug as he grumbled out insults and flirted in response, aware that Ghost is co-fronting beside Jimmy now. His face was covered in kisses and blush because of Toast, they hugged him back as they laughed at the situation. "I'm glad you like it, I…no no wait we worked super hard on it!" Patting themselves on the back before the smell of burning sprinkled into the air along with the smoke. Toast lifted Ghost down as he rushed to the oven, opening it to smoke and coughing in the process.

"My fucking…. muffins… Goddammit."

The fire alarm blared at the two, as Ghost threw the pan of his burnt object resembling muffins out the window that Toast opened to let out the smoke. Maneuvering around as he seized the fire extinguisher and fumbled with it, Toast cut off their effort with an uncomplicated spray of foam onto their oven.

It wasn't long until the fire department came to their house, nothing was burnt or damaged except Ghost's dignity as they sat both outside. Ghost brings out the tablecloth for them to sit on like a picnic blanket, leaning onto Toast for comfort who held his hand to ease his anxiety. "I'm so sorry! God this fucking stinks…" Ghost flopped over on the blanket, looking up at the night sky above them. Crossing his arms as he took in the stars then looked over to Toast with shame. Toast rested beside him, holding his hand again before giving Ghost a gentle smile.

"Hey, I still loved it! Don't be so upset sir, it was adorable while it lasted, and hey, at least I can see your adorable face again." He placed his hand on Ghost's cheek which heated up slowly with a blush while his beloved's frown turned into an exhausted smile.

"Yeah… I guess you're right, at least we have this sky to look at while our house clears out of smoke." Joking around the best he could, he eased more into Toast before they cuddled each other.

They never did eat that spaghetti and Jimmy never made that salad but it didn't matter to Toast, he loved Ghost despite everything that happened. The idea of him caring that much for someone like him, made his heart race and he looked at his beloved beside him as if he sewed the stars in the sky they were gazing at.

Ghost loved him and that was enough.

[pikafleetsyolo]

hey, sorry for being a little late, @autisticarachnid, here's your secret santa gifts!

[allabouttaleblr]

homosexuals

[autisticarachnid]

ironically enough, i haven’t actually put much thought to how any of the taleblr characters are today besides billy and maddie. however, i do absolutely see ghost finally living a life of domestic bliss with his husband, and taking on the occasional ghost hunt with the pie team. i think i’ve tormented him enough that he deserves some peace and quiet at long last lmao

[werewolfgenesis]

VT As Incorrect Quotes!!

This is mostly PIE but there's plenty of Acachalla siblings too. And Gavin and Jimmy ofc and a few other small appearances

This is gonna be LONG! So enjoy

Spooker: On the count of three, what's your favorite cake? One, two, three-

Spooker and Colon, in unison: Chocolate cake peanut butter frosting with chocolate chunks!

Toast: Our turn, Ghost! One, two, three- vanilla!

Ghost, deadpan: I've never had cake, what is cake.

—

Colon: How did none of you hear what I just said?

Toast: I’ve been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.

Spooker: I got distracted about halfway through.

Ghost: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.

—

Colon, banging on the door: Ghost! Open up!

Ghost: Well, it all started when I was a kid...

Spooker: No, he meant-

Toast: Let him finish.

—

Spooker: Is stabbing someone immoral?

Toast: Not if they consent to it.

Ghost: Depends who you’re stabbing.

Colon: YES?!?

—

Colon: Why are your tongues purple?

Toast: We had slushies. I had a blue one.

Ghost: I had a red one.

Colon: oh

Colon:

Colon: OH

Spooker:

Spooker: You drank each other's slushies?

—

Colon: Why is Ghost so sad?

Toast: He took one of those “Which Character Are You?” quizzes

Colon: And...?

Toast: He got Spooker.

—

Colon: On a scale from “damn Daniel��� to “fre sha vaca do”, how are you feeling?

Spooker: In between “it’s an avocado, thanks” and “how did you defeat Captain America”, but as a solid answer I would say “I don’t need a degree to be a clothing hanger”. How about you, Ghost?

Ghost: Probably “road work ahead”.

Toast: I speak many languages, and this is none of them.

—

Colon: You know those things will kill you, right?

Toast, pouring another glass of whiskey: That’s the point.

Ghost, smoking a cigarette: We’re trying to speed up the process.

Spooker: *Nods while eating raw cookie dough*

—

Ghost, about Colon: Apparently we’re getting someone new in the group.

Spooker: Are we stealing them?

Toast: New or used?

Ghost: Wonderful responses, both of you.

—

Spooker: Truth or dare?

Ghost: Dare

Spooker: I dare you to kiss the hottest person in the room

Ghost: Hey Colon

Colon, blushing: Yeah?

Ghost: Could you move? I’m trying to get to Toast

—

Spooker: I’m an idiot.

Ghost:

Toast:

Colon:

Spooker:

Ghost: If you’re waiting for us to disagree, this is going to be a long day.

—

Toast: Good morning.

Ghost: Good morning.

Colon: Good morning.

Spooker: You all sound like robots, try spicing it up a bit.

Jimmy: MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS

—

Toast, trying to convince Gavin to join the group: You know... I thought it'd be good to have someone come along who's really... strong!

Spooker: And loud!

Colon: And grumpy!

Ghost: And oblivious to reality!

Gavin:

—

Spooker: What does 'take out' mean?

Colon: Food.

Toast: Dating

Ghost: Murder

Jimmy: IT CAN MEAN ALL THREE IF YOU'RE NOT A COWARD

—

Colon: I told Ghost his ears flush when he lies.

Spooker: Why?

Colon: Look.

Colon: Hey Ghost! Do you love us?

Ghost, covering his ears: No.

Spooker:

—

Spooker: Colon, what do IDK, ILY, and TTYL mean?

Colon: I don’t know, I love you, talk to you later

Spooker: Ok, I love you too, I’ll just ask Toast.

—

Toast, holding a python: Guys I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him

Spooker: You did WHAT–

Ghost: William Snakespeare

—

Colon: So, what, now I’m just supposed to do anything that Ghost does? I mean, what if he jumped off a cliff?

Toast: If Ghost were to jump off a cliff, he would’ve done his due diligence regarding the height of the cliff, the depth of the water, and the angle of entry, so yes. If you see Ghost jump off a cliff, by all means, jump off a cliff.

Colon: You jump off a cliff!

Toast: Gladly. Provided Ghost did first.

—

Gavin: I slept for almost 12 hours but I might still be tired so lets go for 12 more just incase.

Toast: Gavin, that's a coma.

Gavin: Sounds festive.

—

*Toast and Ghost skipping stones on lake*

Toast: It’s such a beautiful evening.

Ghost, whispering: Take that you fucking lake

—

Ghost: Ok, maybe playing ‘whose family is most dysfunctional’ wasn’t the best idea we’ve had. Toast's been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can’t get him out...

—

Jimmy: Don’t worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve.

Gavin: I think you mean cards.

Jimmy, pulling knives out of his sleeves: No, I do not.

—

Colon: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated.

Ghost: Killed without hesitation.

Colon: No.

—

Spooker: Let’s watch Sharkboy and Lavagirl.

Colon: Okay.

Spooker: And make out during the scary parts.

Colon: Th-

Colon: The scary parts.

Colon: Of Sharkboy and Lavagirl

—

Toast: How do I deal with my enemies?

Jimmy: Kill them

Toast: That's a bit extreme, I was hoping for a more passive solution

Jimmy: Kill them only a little?

—

Spooker: So what’s for dinner?

Toast, staring at the food he just burnt: Regret.

—

Jimmy: *Gets down on one knee*

Gavin: Oh my god, it’s finally happening.

Jimmy: *Falls over*

Gavin: The poison is kicking in.

—

Gavin: I’m gonna need a human skull and I can't have you ask any questions why.

Jimmy: Only if you also don't ask either

Jimmy: *Pulls out 7 pristine human skulls* Take your pick.

Gavin:

Jimmy:

Gavin: This one is fine

—

Toast: Gavin, stop! This isn't you, you've gone mad with power!

Gavin: Well of course I have.

Gavin: Have you ever tried going mad without power?

Gavin: It's boring.

—

Ghost: I prevented a murder today.

Spooker: Really? How’d you do that?

Ghost: Self control

—

Toast: I relate to Belle because she loves books and likes people for who they are!

Ghost: I relate to Tinkerbell because she needs attention or she dies.

—

Ghost: Remember that time you dared me to lick a swingset?

Toast: No, I said "Ghost, don't lick that swingset" and you said "Don't tell me what to do" and licked the swingset.

—

Ghost: Standing next to sunflowers always makes me feel weak like ‘look at this fucking flower. This flower is taller than I am. This flower is winning and I’m losing.’

Colon: Wow, you are not ready to hear about trees.

—

Gavin with a gun to Ghost's head: What happens if I pull this trigger? Heaven?

Ghost: Bold of you to assume I'll go to Heaven.

—

Gavin: My assistance will be an act of beneviolence.

Toast: ...Don’t you mean benevolence?

Gavin: No.

—

Toast: I need to dye my hair.

Colon: ...

Toast: Or get another tattoo.

Colon: ...

Toast: Or a new piercing.

Colon: Why?

Toast: To, you know, appease the mental breakdown gods.

—

Jimmy: Do dragons fart fire?

Toast: I don't know.

Jimmy: I thought you went to college.

—

Colon: *Running towards Ghost with open arms*

Ghost: *Moves out of the way*

Colon: Hey, why'd you move?!

Ghost: I thought you were going to attack me.

Colon: I was going to hug you!

Ghost: Why would you hug me?

Colon: WHY WOULD I ATTACK YOU!?

—

Toast: There's no way he likes me back.

Gavin: Ghost would throw himself in front of a moving car for you.

Toast: Ghost would throw himself in front of a moving car for fun.

—

Jimmy: Sometimes I like to place my hands on someone’s cheeks, look into their eyes...

Jimmy: … And violently jerk their head at a 90 angle until it snaps.

Toast: That took an unexpected turn.

Jimmy: So did their neck.

—

Toast: Make no mistake. Not only am I party rocking, but I am also in the house tonight.

Ghost: But are you shuffling?

Toast: Everyday.

Gavin: What language are you two speaking??

—

Ghost: WHOEVER CAUSED THIS MESS IS GOING TO-

Toast: It was me.

Ghost: ... be forgiven because everyone deserves a second chance.

Colon: And you wonder why people think you're dating.

—

Gavin: What if mayonnaise came in cans?

Jimmy: Well that would suck, because you can’t microwave metal.

Toast: Good morning to everyone, except these two people.

—

Colon: What makes you think it's okay to watch Hannibal given its subject matter?

Toast: Sometimes, I watch television shows for entertainment purposes.

Jimmy: Because I condone murder and cannibalism.

—

Gavin: Hey, do you know the password to Toast’s computer?

Jimmy: Fuck you, Gavin.

Gavin: Hey!!

Jimmy: No, you misunderstood, the password is "fuckyouGavin".

Gavin: Oh, no numbers? Not very safe.

—

Ghost: Just think about this! I’m your hottest friend.

Ghost: No, that’s Toast… I’m your nicest friend.

Ghost: No, that's Spooker. I’m your... friend!

—

Toast: Colon has no idea I’m high.

Colon: You’re high?

Toast: Oh, I’m sorry.

Toast, leaning over to Ghost: Colon has no idea I’m high.

—

Ghost, pointing to the wall: What color is this?

Colon: Gray.

Toast: Grey.

Ghost, turning to Spooker: Now tell them what color you think it is.

Spooker: Dark white.

—

Ghost: I am darkness. I am power. I am your worst nightmare. I could kill a man in more ways than you can imagine. I am the night. I am the fury, I am a weapon, I am-

Toast: A doll.

Spooker: A cinnamon roll.

Colon: A sweetheart.

Ghost:

Ghost: ...stop it.

—

Toast: Why does Spooker have a black eye?

Colon: He was saying ‘Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me.’ So Ghost threw your dictionary at him.

Ghost: It was just to test a theory.

—

Colon: Ghost isn’t answering his phone.

Toast: I’ll call.

Colon: Spooker and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi-

Ghost: Hello?

—

Officer Maloney: You’re receiving a ticket for having three people on one motorcycle.

Ghost: Shit.

Toast: Wait, three?

Officer Maloney: Yeah?

Colon: OH MY GOD SPOOKER FELL OFF!!!

—

Ghost: Slenderman, my old arch enemy.

Maxwell: I thought I was your arch enemy?

Ghost: I have a life outside of you, Maxwell.

—

Ghost: I just ended a four year relationship.

Colon: Oh, I’m so sorry. Are you okay?

Ghost: Hm? Oh yeah, I’m fine. It wasn’t my relationship.

*Sally and Slenderman fighting from across the room*

—

Toast: How many kids do you have?

Gertrude: Biologically, emotionally, or legally?

—

Sally: He stole from me first!

Slenderman: Mhm.

Sally: Stole my heart...

Ghost: It is still illegal to commit murder.

—

*Billy, Sally, and Spencer are sitting on a bench*

Sue: Why do you guys look so sad?

Billy: Sit down with us so we can tell you.

*Sue sits down*

Sally: The bench is freshly painted.

—

Sue: I think we're missing something.

Billy: Teamwork?

Sally: Cohesion?

Spencer: A general sense of what we’re doing?

—

Sue: Everyone, synchronize your watches.

Billy: I don’t know how to do that.

Sally: I don’t wear a watch.

Spencer: Time is a construct.

—

Sally, setting down a card: Ace of spades

Billy, pulling out an Uno card: +4

Spencer, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you!

Sue, trembling: What are we playing

—

Spencer: Isn’t it weird that we pay money to see other people?

Sally: Plane tickets?

Billy: Concert tickets?

Sue: Prostitution?

Spencer, holding his broken frames: Glasses.

—

Billy: Who thinks I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?

Spencer: You’re a hazard to society

Sue: And a coward. DO TWENTY.

—

Papa, addressing the family: And if you have any suggestions feel free to put them in the suggestion box.

Gertrude: But – that’s just a trash can.

Papa: It sure is!

—

Sally: Man, I only ever see you awake, do you ever shut down or stop running?

Billy: Oh, I’m always running

Billy: The question is from what

—

Spencer: God, give me patience.

Billy: I think you mean 'give me strength'.

Spencer: If God gave me strength, you'd be dead.

—

Spencer: *Stubs his toe* FUCK!

Gertrude: Mind your language!

Spencer: What else am I supposed to say, “Woe is I”???

Gertrude:

Spencer: You have to accept that swear words are necessary sometimes.

—

Spencer: A girl doesn’t dye her hair that color unless she has psychological problems!

Sue, offended: My hair color has nothing to do with my psychological problems!

—

Sally: Why did you guys dress up as each other for Halloween?

Billy: Spencer is the scariest thing I could think of!

Spencer: Billy told me I should pick the dumbest costume possible.

—

Spencer: Coca Cola can remove rust from metal, imagine what it’s doing to your body.

Billy: Pfff, getting rid of the rust, idiot.

Spencer: THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS!

Sally: Hmm... I've been drinking soda and my body's rust free... not sure where you're getting your facts from...

—

*Gertrude & Sally are arguing*

Gertrude: That’s it! Go to your room!

Sally: That’s not fair! You never send Spencer to his room!

Gertrude: Spencer never leaves his room.

Gertrude: If he were in trouble, I would make him sit in the living room and interact with others.

INCOMING VT OC JUMPSCARE!!!

His name is Gabe (Not my OC but I love him dearly <3)

Sally: Guys, I have a question.

Spencer: Kys <3

Sally: I love you too.

Gabe: Ah, yes. Siblings.

—

Gabe: I’m kind of crushing on someone, but I’m worried about telling you who it is, because you’re not going to like it

Sally: Just rip the bandage off.

Gabe: It’s Spencer.

Sally: Put the bandage back on.

—

Gabe: Damn, the power went out.

Billy: Don’t worry, I got this.

Billy: *Shakes rapidly and starts to light up*

Gabe: What-?

Billy: I swallowed a glow stick!

Gabe, on the verge of tears: WHY WOULD YOU-

—

Spencer, trying to ask Gabe out: Would you like to stay for dinner?

Sally: WOULD YOU LIKE TO STAY FOREVER?

—

Gabe: Why are you late?

Spencer: A technical error occurred causing an unexpectedly long bout of unconsciousness.

Gabe: Overslept?

Spencer: Overslept.

[lunadreamscaper]

I know some people don’t like I don’t ship Ghost x Toast still and I find that very funny.

Anyways I am considering a poly ship where Ghost and Toast are queer platonic and Ghost and Josh are also partners (idk what kind of relationship but maybe they kiss who knows 👉👈) Because Ghost has two hands.

The way I want to ship Spooker and Ghost but can’t 😭

Anyways if you get mad at people who ship anything but what you ship you might need to do some self reflection and a break from the internet 😭 I know there’s people out there.

As long it’s not a fucking pro-ship or anything like that it’s fine.

I will be honest as a disclaimer: I can be a little weird about ships bc of past drama negatively impacting me but I’m trying to do better.🙏🏻

Anyways shout out to Pielycule fucking love that. Ghost x Colon is great (I can’t take it seriously but also I respect that ship so hard),

Spooker x Ghost is so dear to me… I’m glad I’m not the only one who thinks about Spooker having a crush on Ghost but him not returning the feelings (sometimes I wish he did personally but that’s okay)

do people ship Toast with anyone else other than Ghost?? Sometimes ppl forget he’s his own person without Ghost so idk/lh/lh/hj

Personally I’m a big fan of Spooker x Colon. Spolon? Spoon?(/j) that one doesn’t feel super special but also I like it. Also I had a dream they were together before I even considered shipping them so I gotta lol

Some people might be wondering about why Javin/Gavin x Jimmy isn’t in this and I’m gonna say I don’t really have any thoughts on it lol😭 maybe I’d like it more if there was more like canon interactions between them to go off of.

Okay but I feel like Gavin x Ghost would be kinda interesting and funny bc I get the vibe that Gavin had a crush on Ghost but he only ever hung out with his twin so it just became hella bitter bahaha

Hmmm Ghost x Therapy is a good one that’s really underlooked personally.

Damn I just realized I’m incapable of shipping Jimmy with anyone 💀

I want more polycule ships..