#johnny test vampire

[s0fter-sin]

vampire au where they can only drink the blood type they were before they were turned. other blood has an almost poisonous effect, burning them from within like acid and drinking too much of it can kill them

in the old days, before the knowledge of blood types, it made humans they could feed on absolutely precious. they're kept safe, pampered and doted on; a vampire’s most prized possession

attacking another vampire's human is seen as the highest insult; not only is it a slight against them, it also carries the implication of "i want you to starve"

it's also used as the cruelest of punishments; starving a vampire for months, until they're feral with hunger just for their torturer to throw in a random human, watching them desperately suck down poison, their instincts begging them to keep drinking even as it kills them

ghost is one of the few who survived it; thrown in a pit so deep, he saw stars in the middle of the day, left with nothing but the dried bodies of the humans roba drained without care, others with their throats slit, blood he can't drink spilled out around them

a taunt of the one thing he needs but will never get

but ghost hasn't survived this long just to give up here

he refuses to die in this stinking, rotted pit

ghost is a force of nature as he descends over roba's manor; killing any who wander into his path until the halls run red. until he gets his hands on roba and tells him a secret:

vampires can feed on the blood of any vampire, regardless of blood type

it becomes a legend in vampire high society; if you starve another, you'd best make sure they actually die

otherwise you might end up piled in a dining room, the vampire you left for dead lounging on a throne of corpses with his fangs lodged in your throat

ghost decimates roba's empire, burning it to the ground until no one dares to speak his name in fear of incurring his wrath. it's incredibly taboo for a vampire to feed off another but ghost's too powerful for anyone to challenge him and the other vampires are too scared to try. scared of what he's willing to do, the lengths he'll go to; not that they'll ever admit it

soap is the first human he ever brings to court; delicately bathed in the finest silks and jewels, his throat always bare so he can show off ghost's ownership, his bite framed in lace

he's not like the delicate waifs the other vampires show off; he doesn't cling to his master, demure and submissive. he shows off his teeth as often as any vampire, fully willing to rip out the throats of any who insult him or ghost

a feral master needs a just as feral pet

[prismasartworks]

Vampy Stars!

[dib-thing-wannabe]

If there was a Johnny Test vampire AU, what would it be like?

I'm assuming that the supposed au is where only Johnny is a vampire, so I'm writing this based on that. Sorry if that's not what you mean.

Backstory/How Johnny became a vampire: It would probably happen to Johnny by a failed experiment by his sister's or one of the villain's turning him into one. Either way, in the end, it is found that his vampirism is not at all reversible unlike with his sister's, and now he is permanently stuck like this.

Physical/Behavioral changes in Johnny: Other than him now having fangs, albeit ones that are easy for him to hide, the only thing that'll happen is that he becomes paler because one, since he technically isn't a teen yet (He's 11 years old), he's avoiding being out in the sun in fear that he'll burn up, and two, he no longer has blood circulating through his vains, so he loses his color because of that as well. He surprisingly has a lot of self control over himself, especially compared to when Susan and Mary turned themselves into vampires, but when he's hungry for too long, he becomes animalistic.

Plot points for the au:

1. Him having to hide the fact that he's now a vampire from everyone, especially his parents.

2. Struggles of having to feed off of blood, specifically having to fight urges to feed off of humans and/or not getting caught with any (animal) blood.

3. Johnny having fears of what he's becoming/ what he has become, and therefore isolating himself as to not end up accidently hurting anyone.

4. Being hunted down by the government/ vampire hunters.

5. Trying to still be a normal and popular kid yet was already struggling before, and him becoming a vampire suddenly isn't really helping him.

Characters that know of him being a vampire, how they know, and reactions (in order of who found out first to last):

Susan, Mary and Dukey: They were all there when it happened, and were the ones who attempted to reverse it. Of course, they panicked and were extremely freaked out about it at first, but after they find out that Johnny is now forever a vampire and they can't change that, they quickly learn to accept it and now they are mostly fine with it.

Bling-Bling Boy: Ended up accidently finding Johnny drinking from a blood bag while he was looking for Susan. He was made extremely uncomfortable by it, but didn't really bother asking why Johnny was drinking blood in the first place until Johnny himself started panicking about the situation. Didn't really care about it in the end, but he will use it to his advantage sometimes. Example: He would bribe Johnny into working with him sometimes by using blood bags as payment.

Mr Black and Mr White: Noticed that Johnny was suddenly buying a lot of animal blood for seemingly no reason, so they decided to investigate the situation. At first, they began to try and capture Johnny for testing because of his vampirism, but once they realized that in the end he was still just a kid who was only trying to survive and wasn't even hurting anyone else in the process, they not only stopped but also began protecting him from anyone who would either hunt him down or pose as a threat to Johnny.

Hugh and Lila: Two ways they could find out. One, they noticed all of Johnny's weird and sudden behaviors and confront him on it after a while, or two, Johnny, with the help from his sister's and Dukey, finally gets the courage to tell them about it himself. Of course, being parents, they began freaking out and decide to call the General so that he could "fix it", not knowing that it couldn't be fixed and ended up unintentionally putting Johnny in extreme danger by calling him. In the end, while still being a bit freaked out by it, they learn to accept this fact as now a part of who Johnny was and began making sure that he was protected at all times.

Okay, so this ended up being longer than I thought it would be-

But hey! I actually really like this idea now, so if you'd like, send in more asks involving this new au!

[rominadrawsart]

Look who's got a redesing❄️🦇

[arti-squid]

Just 2 silly vampires

[fishyupmywishy]

A Buffy the Vampire Slayer AU for Johnny Test😭

combine your first real fandom with your current one to create a terrible, terrible au

[beloveds-embrace]

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Hi! You can call me Noona! I write whatever comes to my mind and atm, I am very much obsessed with CoD and Genshin/Capitano. I am very much open to hearing ideas and just yapping in general, but I also can’t promise that I will write every request.

What I don’t write: fully explicit smut, suicide

Masterlist has not been updated fully. Use the tag noona.writes to see everything I’ve written!

Masterlist:

POLY 141 X READER:

Goddess!reader x poly 141

2. Baker Reader x poly 141

part 1 + part 2

3. Sick!Reader x 141

4. Bunny Owner Reader x Poly 141: Matchmaking Buns

part 1 + part 2

5. Chubby Reader x Firefighters 141

6. Expiration Date Concept

7. Stage Manager Reader x Magic Mike 141

8. Chubby Reader x Monster 141

part one + part two

9. Lavender Marriage AU

part one + part two

10. Abused Reader x Poly 141

part one + part two

11. Dark Romance Reader

12. Haunted House Shenanigans

13. john catches you making out with one of his men

14. spoiling them when they return from missions

15. False Accusations Concept

16. going to them for safety + guard dogs

17. kittens named after their titles

18. Poly 141 x Farmer Reader

20. Poly 141 x Neighbor reader

21. Clubs and Oiled men

22. Vampire 141 x Blood Donor Reader

23. Bodyguards 141 x Sick Reader

24. Poly 141 x Protective Reader

25. Shared-Wife trope

26. food: no1 source of comfort

27. anasthasia

28. Dragon John Collecting Chubby Reader into His Hoard:

p1 + p2 + p3

29. arranged marriage

30. harpy 141 grooming harpy reader

31. Chubby Burlesque Reader x 141

32. Reader with a Terrible Past

33. Self-Sacrificial Reader

34. Vampire Poly 141 x Reader: Late Night Hunger

35. yandere 141: bro-zone edition

36. 141 x big, tall fem reader they mistake for a man at first

37. 141 x Hacker Reader

38. Scuba Divers 141 x Mermaid Reader

39. mafia 141 x singer reader

40. 141 x recluse reader

41. 141 x Protective Reader:

p1 + p2 + p3

42. Guards 141 x Princess Reader

OTHERS:

Bite kink with Soap

Yandere Capitano + part two

Bundad Simon

harpy Gaz x wingless reader concept + oneshot + more

moose Konig

rugby player simon x ballerina reader

divorced but obsessed simon x reader

Ghoap angst concept

simon x family traditions

Horrible konig concept

john price x single mom reader

simon and a certain someone grieving your loss

from simon's girl to his missus

johnny's supportive nature

you came/you called

lipstick testing

Big eater simon riley

house-trained Simon Riley + p2

bear price x chubby reader, winter day

Simon Riley x reader: non-sexual smell kink

Raven Hybrids Simon x Reader

"As beautiful as the day I lost you"

John Price x Soldier Reader who wants to be wife-d up

Dukedom 141 Masterlist

CoD Omegaverse

Roommate au masterlist

Until the Last Loop

Here Comes the Sun + p2

Witch of the Woods

Bakery/Coffee Shop au

ANONS

WIPS

[charliemwrites]

Sniff, sniff…. Woof.

Content: Voyeurism

“Johnny? Johnny, baby, come here!”

Your big wolf boy comes bounding in from the living room as you shut the front door, immediately rearing up to sniff at your neck and face and hands. Satisfied, he licks your cheek and drops down again.

“Alright, listen up, handsome.” You grab his cheeks, scritching along his jaw and grinning as his big blue eyes go dopey. “My sister and her husband are going to stay the night. You are going to be a polite boy because you love me and don’t want to give my sister anything to talk shit about. Yes?”

A sneeze that he (for once) aims away from you. You laugh, drop a kiss between his eyes.

“Good talk.”

As usual, he follows you through the house as you shed clothes and shoes and bags. You ramble about the grocery store and your day, mostly just to get it out so your headspace can be clear for the evening. Helps to have a little (relatively) listener following at your heels.

He camps out in the bathroom while you shower, licking the glass door until you scold him - per usual. And again when he tries to lick the clean water off your leg. Only starts getting restless and grumpy when he sees you change into “outside” clothes rather than pjs.

You groan as he tries to herd you away from your own closet. Must be mixed with a shepherding dog because he’s a damn pushy jerk.

“Enough, bud,” you sigh. “Look, I don’t wanna go much either. But it’ll be worse if I don’t.”

He mouths off at you, a new thing he’s started up that reminds you of a husky. Maybe you should get one of those doggy DNA tests.

“I know I know,” you coo, shimmying into a pair of pants that your sister won’t be able to tease makes your ass look flat. “I’d rather snuggle up and watch 90s vampire movies too. But I already said I’d go and this means I’ll be able to skip seeing her on her birthday.”

More grumbles, but at least he climbs up on the bed to pout. You finish dressing and head for the vanity - no way you can go out with your sister without makeup.

As you pass, you roll him over to scratch his belly - politely ignoring his reaction. God, you really need to get him in for a neutering. If you catch him humping one more pillow—

When it’s time to go, you drop down to give him one last hug.

“Be good, baby. I’ll be home soon with some new friends. I love you.”

—

After dinner, your sister’s husband suggests a bar. And, of course, it’s a sports bar. Man can’t go more than an hour or two without.

You and your sister chat while his eyes stayed glued to the screens. Well, she chats. You mostly just provide the audience she constantly craves, the validation she always needs.

At some point your excuse yourself to order another drink, weaving between the patrons and sighing at a chance to let your face rest for a moment. While you’re waiting, someone brushes up close behind you, startles you.

“Och, sorry, hen. Madhouse in here.”

You blink, tilt your head back to see a gorgeous pair of blue eyes shining down at you. Takes your breath away.

“Oh! Um, no problem, I get it.”

You try to scoot as much as you can - but it really is packed, especially at the bar - and the man takes the opportunity to occupy any free space you have.

Not that you’re complaining. He’s got the type of face they put on magazines with hooks like “sexiest man alive.” A killer grin as he winks down at you, arm bracing on the bar.

“Buy ya a drink for bein’ so rude?”

You’ve barely gotten the start of, “oh it’s alright,” out before he’s signaling the bartender. His stature and presence gets him instant service though, so you let it go, fidgeting restlessly.

Even his voice sounds like a sin worth committing. He’s too attractive. Too handsome to not know it; and definitely too handsome to be chatting you up and ordering you a drink.

“You here with anyone?” he asks with an edge that makes your spine prickle. Yet you almost feel like you imagine it. His tone is normal, his expression hasn’t changed and yet. Something subsonic in the timbre of his voice, maybe.

“My sister and her husband,” you reply.

“No husband of your own?”

You try to laugh, it comes out strained and awkward. “Ah, the only man in my life has four legs.”

Instead of looking annoyed by the brush off, his eyes spark.

“Dog?”

“Yup!” And okay, alarms in your head aside, you’re always happy to talk about Johnny. He’s a safe topic. You fish your phone out of your back pocket and show him your lock screen.

The man takes a quick look at the screen, an odd, private smile flicking across his face. There and then gone, before those intense eyes are locked on you again.

“He friendly?”

You laugh a bit, perk up as the bartender returns with your drink. “Not with men. Thanks for buying!”

as you turn to go, he grabs your hip. Not hard, or even too low. But you gasp quietly, the heat of his palm searing through your clothes.

“Name’s soap, by the way.”

Infinitely more nervous now, you stutter out your own and then retreat to your sister and her husband.

Spend the rest of the night pretending not to watch Soap. He doesn’t return the courtesy, eyes trained on you, lurking around the bar. So visible it seems to only you. Something about the way the light catches his eyes reminds you of when Johnny senses a threat. When he gets low and growly, hair standing on end, eyes focused.

Soap looks like he’s hunting you.

Thankfully, your sister complains about the noise after an hour or so and the three of you leave. You’re relieved to be going home.

As you step inside, you call for Johnny again.

“Wait, who the hell is Johnny?” your sister’s husband asks, an odd look on his face. “You’re living with someone?”

You snort a bit. Does he seriously not remember you talking about your dog?

“Yeah,” you joke, “he’s the love of my life, my one and only—”

You hear the clack of the doggy door and call out again. Johnny trots in panting.

“Did you just come in from a run?” you chuckle, putting a hand out in greeting.

He comes right up to you, presses his nose to the spot where “Soap” grabbed you and snuffles.

“I know, I smell wrong,” you soothe.

He grumbles and licks at your shirt, but you gently nudge him away, turning as your sister scoffs.

“You still do that thing where you talk to them like people?” She asks. “Don’t you think that’s… childish?”

“Johnny’s basically a person in a human body,” you reply, laughing. “You’ll see.”

“Dogs shouldn’t have human names,” her husband pipes up, reaching for Johnny.

“No, wait—”

Johnny snaps just shy of his fingers and puts himself bodily between you two.

“Easy!” you yelp, hooking your hand in his collar. “Sorry, I meant to warn you - Johnny’s shy with men.”

“He almost took my bloody hand off!”

“He’s just protective. Johnny, heel.”

He stops snarling, but plants himself at your feet right there, eyes sharply trained on your brother in law. Your sister snorts.

“How are you supposed to get men back here, then?”

You jump as Johnny barks, a full deep one that your rarely ever hear. Your sister startles too, then scowls.

“I don’t,” you answer, shaking your head. “Anyway, let me just get the sheets for the spare room and we can call it a night.”

Johnny stays close at your heels the entire time, though you swear he throws a nasty glance back at your sister’s husband.

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Johnnie Guilbert-

☆ New Set by @corrodedcoffins-blog

summary: Giving boyfriend!Johnnie head scratches after getting new acrylics 🧡

☆ Collab by @teapartyprincess4two

summary: You and Johnnie pretend to date, faking it for so long that it became real. 🧡

☆ Run Your Mouth by @samandcolby-ownme

Prompt: Johnnie and reader get into an argument which leads to make up sex. 💛

☆ vampire!Johnnie x reader by @caeunot

summary- you find out your bf is a vampire 🧡💛?

☆ johnnie guilbert x reader by @caeunot

summary- johnnie writing zombie about you 🧡

☆ You by @sturnsreader 💛

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JSchlatt-

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☆ Jack & Coke part two by @d444zed 💛

☆ Mutual breakup headcanon/oneshot by @ohbabydollie 🧡

☆ Mutual breakup oneshot by @ohbabydollie 💛

Ellie Williams-

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☆ Roommate Trouble by @justkindalivin

summary: Your roommate Jesse and his girlfriend Dina fuck..a lot. loudly. When you finally get fed up after being woken up by their nightly “activities”, you go to Dina’s dorm for some peace and quiet only to run into her roommate, Ellie. 🧡💛

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Summary: you are in an established relationship with Peter, and he very much wants baby. 🧡💛

Fred Weasley-

☆ Facetime by @albertdabuttler

summary: !!MODERN AU!! Fred calls you in the middle of the night because he can’t sleep, but you look so pretty and he starts getting a little heated up. (Has 3 parts) 🧡💛

☆ Sweet Sugar Candyman by @keykeep 💛

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Steve Harrington-

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Summary: Reader is feeling insecure and Loki proves to her that she's perfect. 🧡💛

[oceantornadoo]

a tornado kinktober (my first!): fright night

🎃: scare actor!johnny x scare actor f!reader

👻: misuse of fake blood and company time

—

it’s a slow night in your interactive haunted house when it happens.

you and johnny had just freaked out a group of high schoolers, picking on the most stoic one until he screamed and ran. under your makeup, you almost smiled at the sounds of his friends jeers, noting the gap between customers as you stepped back into your hiding place. instead of your foot finding the ground, it landed of johnny’s, your back colliding softly with his chest as you let out a small “oof”. he put his hands on your waist to steady you, and in a moment of pure absurdity, your hands covered his own to keep him there for a few more precious seconds.

johnny pulled you in closer, leaning in to nose at the space between your shoulder and neck. with his fake vampire teeth in, he took a pretend bite, a slight pressure on your vulnerable area of skin covered quickly by the warmth of his tongue. you let out a giggle despite yourself, hands tightening over his as you arched deeper into him. you could hear him open his mouth to say something-

the sounds of adults approaching rang out through the small hallway. he let you go easily, pinching the meat of your hip as you shuffle to the other side of the room. you locked eyes with his own, colored contacts making his signature blue purple, and nodded. the job was back on.

—

after another particularly good scare, you find yourself in his arms again. “johnny, did you hear the way she screamed!” you whisper-yelled into his ears. he grinned, flaunting those fake canines, leaning in closer despite the blood on your face. “aye, bonnie. she’ll never trust a nurse again.” that was the game you played - undead nurse and deadly doctor of an abandoned psych ward.

“i think she broke the bed frame though.” the woman had jumped on the plastic-wrapped hospital bed in the corner with an enough force for you both to hear a loud creak before she scampered off with the rest of her group. johnny hummed, making his way to the mattress as you both noted another lull in customers. he sat down fluidly, bloody doctor’s coat unbuttoned as his thick thighs tested the strength of the frame. “needs more weight, c’mere.”

you approached him in a mere four steps, standing in between his broad legs, taking in his mussed mohawk and fake blood at the corners of his mouth. wordlessly, uncharacteristic of johnny, he pulled you into him, hands finding your hips again, large fingers curving around to meet your ass. he eased you into a straddle, your scary-but-slutty nurse dress riding up so he could see a peak of your underwear. “what’s this, hen?” his fingers brushed the front of your clothed cunt, eyes taking in the words printed on your underwear: “taste me” with a candy corn image.

“i ran out of clean shorts since i covered someone else’s shift, didn’t have time for laundry.” he hummed something under his breath, scooting back into the mattress and pulling you with him. he wore thin scrubs to go with the costume, the fabric doing almost nothing to create a barrier between his clothed cock and your clothed cunt. in the background, you heard price’s voice on the PA system, something about a 15 minute break as the lights in your room stayed low, casting a shadow over johnny’s half-masked face. “she’s a needy lil thing, hm?” his thumb pressed at the wet spot of your panties, right where the candy corn image was. you bucked into him on instinct, your hands coming up to his shoulders to keep your balance.

you nodded instead of answering, fingers finding his longer middle strands and tugging impatiently. “we only have fifteen minutes.” you rolled your hips into his thumb, practically preening for him. he clucked his tongue at you, heavy-lidded eyes staring at you underneath his half-mask. “ye dinnae hav’ enough blood on you, bonnie. not scary enough.” he sat up to reach a bottle in his pocket, ignoring your whines as his movements sent a shock to your desperate cunt. he gestured at you to unscrew the bottle, your shaking fingers dipping in slowly. “where?” his eyes trailed down the buttons of your dress, then back up to your face. “use that head of yours.” your shaking fingers trailed down your dress, slippery digits unbuttoning your top button on the second try. he rewarded you by pushing down your underwear, callused fingers testing the wetness of your slit. he nodded at you to keep going so you did, unbuttoning a second button, then a third and a fourth until your dress fell off one shoulder, nipples peaking out of the cups of your bra as your chest rose and fell.

“there’s a good lass. still not bloody though.” his head dipped forward suddenly, wet mouth practically making out with your chest, teeth tugging and tonguing your left breast until it was out of the cups. his fingers finally started moving, thumb catching on your clit as he teased your slippery hole with another finger. he moved on to your other breast and you could see the mess he left behind, fake blood and spit covering your nipple, bite marks like you’d been mauled. he finally slipped in a finger, the intrusion of it making you already feel full. your other breast was exposed to the air as he leaned back, a wicked smile on his face with blood everywhere. a predator.

“dinnae waste the blood an’ i’ll give you a treat.” he worked you to a second finger, nodding at the abandoned blood on your fingers. slowly, you caressed your nipples, letting out a whine after the sensitivity of being bitten. he removed his fingers from your cunt, instead tugging your underwear aside to kiss his clothed cock, your wetness seeping into his thing scrubs. he reached for your hips again, dragging you against him as your underwear and his slacks rubbed that perfect spot, matching the zings of your overused nipples getting played with. “almost there bonnie, break’s almost up.” you reached for his mohawk and pulled him into your chest, smashing his lips to your aching nipple. “fucking shut up, johnny.” he groaned against you, teeth latching on as he rolled his hips against your own, your messy cunt getting wetter and wetter. that familiar coil of pleasure formed in your chest, spurred on as he switched to your other nipple, muttering praise in between. “s’ sweet.” he tilted his hips up a bit, latching on hard as your clit caught the perfect angle. you moaned as your orgasm finally hit, giggling as you felt johnny cum in his pants. he shushed you with another bite to your neck, eliciting a squeal as he pulled you closer in his arms.

the side exit door swung open, revealing an annoyed ghost in his butcher costume, gaz peaking over his shoulder in his zombie get up. “time’s up, lovebirds. got a show to run.” johnny kissed your shoulder in a uncharacteristically sweet move, hands reaching up to put your tits back in your bra. your intruders stared unabashedly, gaz with a sly grin and ghost with an expressionless face, watching johnny tug your underwear over your soaked cunny as you rebuttoned your dress, the fake blood everywhere on your chest. he lifted you off his lap, tugging down the hem of your costume as he adjusted the wet spot in his scrubs. “adrenaline.” he winked at gaz and you rolled your eyes, elbowing him out of the way to go stand at your spot. “cmon johnny, we got a show to run.”

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DISCLAIMER DONT ACTUALLY DO THIS WITH FAKE BLOOD I DONT THINK ITS SAFE

[prismasartworks]

New vampy faces have arrived!

[dib-thing-wannabe]

How do Mr Black and Mr White regret there actions? (Also do they with for bling bling boy I can’t remember)

They ended up seeing Johnny having a panic attack/meltdown because of them hunting him down because they (somehow) forgot that he was still a kid in the end that seeing him break down like that was sorta of a wake up call for them.

(idk what you just said about Bling-Bling Boy-)

[cactusisconfused]

✨Guess who has an ideaaaaaa✨

I saw this post about ghost having lost some of his teeth from over time and for some reason I thought of the exact opposite thing.

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It all started out with Soap’s notice of Simon’s oddly sharp canines.

Soap overtime has gotten very few glimpses of ghosts face, especially when they’re still finding grounding with each other after meeting. The first time Soap sees ghost without his mask, Ghost doesn’t speak. The next time he takes it off and he does speak, but Soap is too caught up in awe to even think there’s something different about ghost.

He doesn’t notice them until their first kiss. The kiss itself was uncoordinated yet so passionate- all tongue and teeth- given their far too many close calls on this last mission.

It’s Soap letting out a small hiss as his tongue feels as though it had been pricked. Any thought soap had about whatever just pricked his tongue left the atmosphere as Ghost made a soft noise in the back of his throat. The sound had been so vulnerable yet so Simon. It had Soap practically melting for the man.

It wasn’t until the next time he had seen ghost maskless that Simon smiled after something Soap said.

At first he was blinded by the beauty of the man in front of him, how could he not? What with the sun from outside the window shining on Simon’s pale skin, his light freckles being illuminated by the warm hue.

But there, in that perfectly crooked smile, were the ever sharp canines. As pointed as a spear and as white as a cloud.

Now Soap isn’t stupid, quite contrary really. But after this observation, some other things about ghost seemed to be connected.

How Simon had these almost inhuman canines.

How Simon was always pale and dressed to the nines- all in dark, grim clothes- to never be touched by the golden sun above them unless it was indirectly- like through a window.

How Simon was always frigid to the touch.

How Simon rarely ever ate with the rest of the task force.

Even on missions, Simon would just disappear sometimes, eventually coming back with far more blood than he had before.

At first, Soap had thought Ghost had just run into some altercations- which he probably did. At least that was soaps previous thought before he stumbled upon ghost as they were clearing a building. The man was hovering over the enemies body, blood dripping from his mouth that becomes soon to be wiped away by the Brit’s sleeve. Simon had explained that he had lost his gun in the fight, and as a quick resort before the man could call for back up, he had bitten him.

Simon hadn’t seemed proud of the action. Johnny didn’t push, but he certainly filed that thought into the back of his head.

Now, Soap isn’t saying his boyfriend is a vampire per se, but he would be lying if he said he hadn’t thought about it- especially after that.

At first Soap tried something simple, just to test out this silly little thought.

On a recon mission, soap had picked up a small but sturdy stick and sharpened the end slightly with his pocket knife, making a stake. He simply pocketed the thing and went on his way.

When he got back to base he went to ghosts room to ‘show it’ to him.

“Hey L.T, got you a gift.” Ghost had looked up from his desk and looked at Soap, who then looked at the makeshift stake. Simon had just looked at it for a moment and nodded, putting his hand out to take the offering then giving soap a masked kiss on the cheek.

Soap paused for a moment at the lack of reaction towards the stake- at least the lack of a negative reaction. The man simply accepted it…though really Simon is probably used to the odd gifts by now- (given the growing collection of rocks on ghost’s shelves gifted to him by Soap.)

Soap had simply nodded and gave a “of course, Si.”

The next thing Soap had tried was garlic. He waited until they were both on leave and he made some simply spaghetti with garlic. Now he didn’t actually put the garlic in. If his “suspicions” were correct and Ghost was a vampire, he’s not about to poison his boyfriend.

Once again, Simon made no reaction to the garlic as Johnny was cutting it, despite the garlic letting out a potent smell. Simon had simply moved to wrap his arms around Johnny’s waist and rested his head on the Scot’s shoulder, his eyes closed. Perfectly golden eyelash’s fluttering.

By the time they finished eating Soap simply accepted that ghost wasn’t a vampire. Not that he actually thought Simon was- that would be just silly- but whatever experiment he was conducting came to be a failure. Not that he minded much.

Little did Soap know that Ghost was very thankful that Johnny didn’t put the garlic in, given that he is, in fact, a vampire.

Anyway this was just a fun idea that I had that became a lot longer than I expected. I might do something more with this, I might not. We’ll seeee.

Also here’s the post that inspired me ^^^^

[gazsluckyhat]

Not Nice to Play With Your Food

I'm but a vessel for smut to come out of. Lol. I wanted to keep some things the same while including new things as well. And if you don't think Kyle and Johnny team up to tease and torture little playthings you'd be so wrong.

This was so stupid. You know it is. You were supposed to be at The Bronze with your friends but Giles had requested you check out the cemetery. Something about teenagers seeing something. Whatever. Though maybe you being missing will finally give Alex the strength to finally ask Farah out.

"Stupid slayer duties." You had really wanted to be dancing with Farah right now. To forget the upcoming history test you were most definitely gonna fail. Worst of all you had already gotten ready. Hair all tied up with some dark make-up to match.

"Anything?" Giles smooth British voice coming through the earphone. You rolled your eyes, the chill was making you get goosebumps.

"No Giles. Nothing. Not a sign of shit." You groan like a child. "I'm supposed to be dancing with my friends not out stalking the dead."

"Hmm. Maybe the kids were wrong?" You scoffed. A child. That's eaxctly what you were. Freshly eighteen. You were graduating in about half a year. And here you were whining about hanging with your friends.

"I'll keep looking. Never know." You could almost hear Giles giggling.

"That's the spirit. I'll stay on the line." You nod. Knowing he can't see you. You'd been doing this since you were fifteen. You'd think the vampires would get the hint at this point. But no, you spent most nights roaming the streets and going full on Mortal Kombat. Your skin stayed covered in bruises and scratches. The cemetery was your best friend. You had most of the plots memorized at this point. You'd already picked your own plot out. By the fence with flower bushes everywhere. You just wanted something quiet. You had already made four rounds, the place was dead. Pun intended. Shoving the steak into the bag you'd brought you went to tell Giles you were heading home when you saw it. Leaning up agaisnt a stone, tall and shrouded in the dark. For fucks sake. You were tired. Extremely tired.

"I'm not in the mood tonight. Can you just come out so I can stab you and go home to sleep?" The thing moved. Way to fast. It was feet away but still covered in a dark cover. "Gonna make me work for it huh? Fine then." Jacket and bag dropped down you made your way to it. You were so close when you felt the air change. Something or someone had snuck behind you. You could feel their breath on your neck, sharp nails dragging up your side. Before your eyes the one you were after made his appearance. Dark eyes gave way to dark skin, he was pretty. Oh so pretty. The stake in your hand slipped a little. The one agaisnt your back chuckled. Vampires.

"Oi, lookie here. We caught us a slayer." Voice like honey the one in front of you smiled. He wasn't vamped out, his features all soft like. You tilted your head slightly and caught sight of blue eyes and a , mohawk? The actual fuck?

"A mohawk? What are you? A skater boi?" The one behind you laughed, his body pressing closer into you. They were cold, as usual. But smelled oh so pretty. The one in front of you boxed you in, his chest pressed right up agaisnt you. You had to tilt your head back and into the other just to make eye contact. You were lying if it didn't make your thigh clench. Wouldn't be the first vampire you'd been with.

"Bonnie little thing isn't she mate?" Scottish lilt tickling your brain. "Too bad we don't drink fresh, I bet you'd taste so sweet." He ducked down to your ear. "Though there are other things I can taste."

"Boys!" Loud and adorative, a voice boomed behind the darker one. "Quit playing with her. We have places to be." They both licked a stripe up your neck, their tongues meeting at your jaw.

"Mmm. Like candy." With a pinch to your ass the Scottish one crept around front.

"We'll be seeing you dove." Too quickly they joined the two new figures lurking in the dark. You could see the cherry of the lit cigar from here, the one beside him was tall. Clothed in a dark hoodie and mask. With a tilt of his head, the leader, they  were gone. Leaving you flustered and extremely turned on.

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[selfishdoll]

MASTERLIST.

* = contains nsfw, suggestive themes.

JUJUTSU KAISEN

MULTIPLE CHARACTERS.

USING THEIR CROTCH TO SHOW OFF YOUR NAILS, FT. KASHIMO, GOJO, GETO, NANAMI, & TAKUMA *

SLEEP HEADCANONS, FT. KASHIMO, GOJO, NANAMI, TAKUMA, & SHOKO

PIERCING HEADCANONS, FT. KASHIMO, GOJO, NANAMI, & CHOSO*

HOW THEY LIKE TO EAT YOU OUT, FT. KASHIMO, GOJO, GETO, NANAMI, & TOJI.

YOU GONNA EAT ME OUT?, FT. GOJO, GETO, NANAMI, CHOSO.

GHOSTFACE! SATORU & SUGURU

GOJO SATORU

PRO GAMER! GOJO HCS*

KAMO CHOSO

ARTIST! CHOSO | you offer to be his beautiful, nude muse.*

ROOMMATE! CHOSO | you butt-dial him will masturbating.. & moaning his name.*

HATE YOU | you & choso are rivals.. nothing more.

JUST ONE MORE | sick! choso

SO, SO MUCH | you & choso reconnect after being away from each other for a year.

YOU SCARED OF ME? | having feelings for the boy you tutor’s older brother is not the smartest.

IM SORRY. | it doesn’t matter how mad you are, choso always knows how to make it up to you.

I HATE YOU | being workplace rivals with choso

KASHIMO HAJIME

VAMPIRE! HAJIME | you’re sick of being his bloodbag, but maybe, just maybe he sees you as something different. *

CAMBOY & MARTIAL ARTIST! HAJIME | you find out hajime’s dirty secret, which interferes with your job as a pta.*

PUSSY DRUNK! DRABBLE*

MEAN DOM! DRABBLE*

DEAL | you and kashimo make a deal if he gets an a on his test.*

SOFT & SLEEPY | kashimo fucks you to sleep.*

NSFW ALPHABET*

TAKUMA INO

DESPERATE | ino summons you, a succubus, in desperation.*

SCARE ACTOR! INO | you and ino fuck while he’s in costume, & on the clock.

NANAMI KENTO

ANYTHING FOR YOU | resident evil inspired au

SUKUNA

FAVORITE GROUPIE | vamp & drummer sukuna

MK1 (2023)

MULTIPLE CHARACTERS.

THREESOME HCS, FT. JOHNNY, RAIDEN, KUNG LAO, KENSHI, SUB-ZERO, SCORPION, SMOKE, & LIU KANG

BI-HAN

I MISSED YOU | you & bi-han finally see each other after being days apart.

RELAX | you help your husband relax.. with a bubble bath.

TBA.