#johnny hmu

[dubiousdisco]

Irl if johnny cage said some joke i didn't quite understand during a tense situation i would feel thankful that he's making it less tense. I wouldn't roll my eyes at him. I wouldn't insult him. I would think it's good that someone isn't freaking out. i would even pretend to laugh sometimes even though i have no idea what he's saying because i don't speak Hollywood.

[sga-owns-my-soul]

i've found a foolproof way to battle my seasonal depression

country music

so hard to feel depressed when a Funky Little Guy is singing to you about the pretty lady with the ruby red lips blonde hair blue eyes and he's about to bid his heart goodbye

[neopuppy]

Anything to say abt the Haehcan and Johnny rumor?🤓

do u want me to get my ass beat???🤣

I WILL say- it really puts into perspective how these parasocial relationships are actually so so so sad. like spending all this money on dudes who would never touch you bc u fund their fun life😭 just to brag online to other crazy mentally ill women, idk!

[boatdriinks]

i've reminded myself that we're not gonna get more kerry content and i'm sad as fuck

and if we do again, it won't be several years

[chimerabytes]

i was thinking abt games that let you be nonbinary and i . almost forgot about saints row 4

i love. LOVE saints row. its like if you took GTA but fucked it up, and without the whole online thing that rockstar nauseatingly pushes constantly

it doesnt take itself too seriously and while it does have its problems. saints row is pretty good

[marvelous-llama]

NCT recs

<<original book

most of the mentioned works is 18+ NSFW, MINORS DNI

pls don´t hesitate to hmu, if any of mentioned links doesn´t work or you have suggestions for more fics... thank you so much for all the love and comments

one shots

Where Angels Fear To Tread by @lisired

Jaehyun x fem!reader (wc - 14.5k) fwb to lovers - fluff, implied smut, angst(ish) Three years ago, you had a summer fling with Jung Jaehyun, and what was simply sex turned into more after you caught feelings for him. Then, you find out he has a girlfriend, and decide to call it quits. Three years later, he’s back in town, trying to come back in your life, and most importantly trying to come back into your heart, but you’re a little hesitant to let him.

Arranged by @smileysuh

Jaehyun x fem!reader (wc - 3.5k) established relationship, arranged marriage, mafia AU - smut you give your arranged marriage to Jaehyun a chance

he fell first, and he fell harder by @taurusdaylight

Jaehyn x fem!reader (wc - 18.7k) childhood best friends to lovers, university AU, mutual pining, change of PoV - angst, fluff jeong jaehyun really loves basketball. but also, he’s terribly in love with his childhood best friend of seventeen years, you.

His Love In Her Force by @anashins

Jaehyun x fem!reader (wc - 28k) slowburn, detective!Jaehyun, ballerina!reader, fake marriage AU - angst, fluff, smut, romance, hurt/comfort Fleeing from a ruthless stalker, you are forced to participate in a witness protection program at the other side of the world, pretending to be the wife of a taciturn undercover detective from now on. Despite all differences, you slowly start to settle with your new life as a married couple - until your newfound happiness is stripped away from you all over again.

Snow in London by @anashins

Jaehyun x fem!reader (wc - 4.2k) idol!Jaehyun, escort!reader - fluff, smut, crack(ish), romance Jaehyun has to spend Christmas alone in London and figures that with money, you can buy anything - even company to make him feel less alone.

All the Pretty and Ugly Things by @anashins

Jaehyun x fem!reader (wc - 27.5k) idol!Jaehyun, established relationship, second chance - angst, fluff, smut, hurt/comfort, romance He stands in the spotlight, but the only one he's looking at is you. Until one day, the sparks in his eyes are gone and the Jaehyun you know privately is only a lifeless shell of the Jaehyun he pretends to be on stage. Crumbling under the pressure of being an idol, you try to share his baggage, but there is only so much a human can take.

wish i never by @lisired

Jaehyun x fem!reader (wc - 27.2k) forbidden love, slowburn - angst, fluff, smut Your brother, Johnny, hates Jaehyun and has never told you why. Although you intend on leaving it alone, unforeseen events thrust you into a forbidden love affair with Jaehyun. In between hookups and stolen kisses, you have to bury your feelings for Jaehyun around your overprotective older brother.

Strawberry Sunday by @babbymochiiii

Dojaejung x fem!reader (wc - 12.6k) friends to lovers - fluff, angst(ish), smut Doyoung, Jungwoo, and Jaehyun each have a crush on you, while you do like 'em as well, but in order to find out if your shy nature with them is because you also feel the same way, they take things to the next level, by themselves and together.

Spot! by @starryhyuck

Johnny x fem!reader x Jaehyun (wc - 3.5k) Challengers AU - smut johnny suh and jeong jaehyun are determined to prove their worth to you in this year’s tennis competition. you all end up receiving more than you expected.

mission: prom by @rosietaeyongswife

Jaehyun x fem!reader (wc - 7k) teenage romance - angst, fluff, hurt/comfort? what happenes when prom is in a month, and you haven't been asked out yet?

[9:22 pm] by @gyeomsweetgyeom

Jaehyun x fem!reader (wc - 1.3k) enemies to lovers, academic rivals, university AU - angst, fluff

just like magic by @starryhyuck

Jaehyun x fem!reader (wc - 4k) university AU - fluff, smut jung jaehyun’s body count is almost as high as yours. however, after yuta spreads a nasty rumor, you learn that jaehyun’s always imagined those girls to be you instead.

No Clue by @xomakara

Jaehyun x fem!reader (wc - 11.9k) best friends to lovers, mutual pining, university AU - fluff, angst, smut You're in love with Jaehyun, your best friend, but he has no clue. You have suffered in silence as you have watched him date countless of girls left and right. Graduation is coming up, and you are running out of time to tell him how you feel. Will he finally see that it should have been you all along, or will he break your heart forever?

series

[bearieio]

modern!abby headcanons

masterlist

she’s totally clingy but she tries to be suupper subtle about it.

like she’ll follow you to bathroom just to lean against the doorframe with her arms crossed (mad cuz you left her on the couch by herself) and stare at you like 🙁🧍‍♀️

you finally break the silence and go, “…what?” then she’s all like “oh- i was just waiting for you to get done so i could use the bathroom..” her eyes avoiding yours.

your guys’ apartment has 2 bathrooms…

she’s a wonderful cook 

her specialty is anything with pasta…. it’s true and she told me herself !!!! (real, not fake)

loves wearing crop tops. YEAH I SAID IT. and WHAT?!

usually wears those cropped muscle tanks in order to still get that tank top feel and still show off her muscles ;)

also doesn’t believe in bras. bras r for losers.

she was probably one of those girls in high school who nobody messed with because they thought she was mean. but she’s totally cool ofc.

i don’t think she was a basketball girlie, BUT she was a lacrosse, ice hockey, volleyball, AND probably water polo or- OUUHHHH!!!!!! WRESTLING!!! :D

(ellie was on the basketball and soccer team- but thats a story for another time)

she’s a suffering pre-med/med student. she hates all her professors and classmates, but she gotta do what she gotta dooooo!!!

i feel like she spends a lot of time in her studies,,, DEDICATION!

omg she loves telling you about all about the human body and different illnesses & diseases and how they affect your body.

“the human equivalent to mad cow disease, could actually be creutzfeldt-jakob disease! it completely deteriorates your brain and causes-“

PRAISE!!!!!! she loves it.

will probably never admit it but she loves when you call her a “pretty girl,” “beautiful,” or maybe even “handsome???????”

either a jeep/ford bronco OR a pickup truck lesbian.

either way, the car is definitely one that was passed down from her father and she loves it.

it’s probably like a really muted/faded blue-ish color

if you just so happen to be as tall as her/taller than her (first of all hmu), she’d be kind of competitive with you and you guys would always have silly little quarrels between one another. 

“bet you can’t reach the bag of chips all the way up there”

“bet you can’t beat me in limbo”

“bet you can’t beat me to the couch“ 

if you’re smaller than her, she’ll take the upmost amount of pride taking care of you and making sure you’re getting what you need :)

but she also loves when she gets to feel small around you.

she loves how versatile she can be around you and how your guys’ romance is totally 50/50, meaning both of you put the same-if not more- amount of energy, love, and effort into y’alls relationship :’)

you guys wear each others clothes all the time too. but.

its like she’ll wear your socks n stuff, but like you’ll wear her shirts, pants, hoodies, and literally everything else.

so it’s basically just you guys wearing the same clothes but like you share socks?😭

i feel like she’s most likely one of those people who listens to almost every genre.

but OKAY when it comes to country, she’ll listen to old country stars like marty robbins, johnny cash, dolly, kenny rodgers, etc.

but wouldn’t it be so funny if she was like into some really heavy shit- like imagine her pullin’ up to the gym listening to ‘what color is death’ by acid bath or like ‘mondo medicale’ by impaled… like.

idk just a thought…….😁

she never lets you drive. unless she’s seriously injured or really tired, you’ll always be abby’s passenger princes.

“make sure to put your seatbelt on, baby”

she’s like… A REALLY GOOD DRIVER. and she does that super attractive thing were she turns the wheel with her palm (ykwim?).

her parallel parking is INSANE. in one go, she’ll have the car in the perfect position, in between two other cars. ugh. i love her.

her hand is always resting on your thigh and she occasionally pucker her lips in your direction, wanting a kiss.

she’s not one of those people who road rages, but she definitely gets upset when people are cutting her off and pulling out in front of her just to go slower than the speed limit.

she flips people off too. paying no mind if the people were paying attention to her.

another thing. i feel like she’s actually a pretty good singer. like nobody knows, but she hums you lullabies before napping with you.

same with whistling. she’s a real good whistler :)

HER HANDWRITING is also super good…… it’s not like a font, and it’s not like straight up calligraphy either, but it’s just super pleasing to look at.

especially when she leaves you little notes around the house and doodles little drawings of you and herself (and alice because i love alice. she’s best dog).

a/n: also hey guys i’m not entirely sober while writing this so HOPEFULLY when i wake up tomorrow its not some complete bullshit that is just spent my evening writing.. \(`0`)/ ummmm!!

[drgnflyteabox]

⋆⭒˚.⋆ masterlist ‧₊˚✩彡

-> general writing tag

-> general disclaimer: i usually write fem readers, neutral (please hmu if i ever miss!) in everything outside of usually being fem

simon "ghost" riley

can't get much better [oneshot]

↪ simon is forced to take some time off - he makes the most of it

↪ fluffy, softdom!simon, pregnant reader, oneshot

the lusty cabin-dweller [oneshot]

↪ your life gets wider when you find an injured man outside of your cabin

↪ or, your goat adopts a pet man. softdom!simon, some angst, oneshot, skyrim!AU

kyle "gaz" garrick

postcards from the coast [[series] ongoing]

↪ kyle x single mom!reader

↪ or, kyle garrick is prescribed a year by the sea to cure his melancholia

john price

lament [[series] ongoing]

↪ john price x fem!reader

↪ as you recover from prolonged illness, you meet a man on a hike in the woods just as strange things begin happening around you

141 x reader

red ochre [[series] ongoing]

↪ you become the unlikely treasure of two vikings who raid your convent looking for gold

↪ or, simon and johnny as vikings who kidnap nun ! reader to start a family hehe

drabbles (various);

gaz comes home desperate for this mean office siren gf<3↪ or, a drabble about coy reader making gaz work for it a little ;)

dirty ruffian western!ghost↪ i need dirty farmhand simon so bad

[pumpkinsy0]

Mexican-Irish Two-Bit Matthews headcanons?

mexican two bit whats good man,,,hey

AS ALWAYS☝🏽☝🏽☝🏽 feel free to correct me if i say somethin wrong

•i dont think hes connected w his irish side im sorry to say, only think he got from it was his red hair, which actually, looks pretty good w his tanned skin may i say, two bit???? hmu,,,

•his mom is mexican, dad is irish, but if we wanna b a lil more fun, his dad is like half irish too, so two and his sister r 3/4ths mexican, 1/4th irish, and they feel like they cant exactly claim that part of themselves

•theres this thing in mexico called mordida (feel free to correct me if im wrong) but its where u just push the bday persons face i to their cake, and i dont think two but is going OVERBOARD w it, but cmon hes done it at least ONCE if not to his sister, its to the gang

•i dont think his family r HUGE celebrators of day of the dead, mostly bc if money restraints, but it would b nice if he had the curtis parents on the alter or somethin

•btw when the curtis parents died, it was two bits mom who was feeding them for a while, so for a good portion after they died, two but just came over w some mexican food his mom made em, she still didnt speak fluent english, so that was her way of sending condolences bc the curtis’ helped to take care of her son!!

•he was born in guadalajara, mexico, grew up there a bit, while his mom was pregnant, they moved to tulsa, making his sister mexican american, she kinda knows spanish but its eh but im sure it’ll get better, their mom rlly only speaks spanish so she’ll pick it up eventually

•i dont think he would rlly be insecure about the way he looks actually, but i do think hes more worried about his sister, considering all the beauty standards shes gonna have to go through

•god forbid pony has spanish class, this guy over here would b ZERO help, just thinkin shits funny and gets pony to write/say bad things

•i feel like when he found out johnny was mexican and spoke spanish, he was so happy man, just so ecstatic and he told his mom about it and his mom was just happy her son had someone to relate to here

•sometimes when him, johnny, and pony r hanging out, pony disassociates while two bit and johnny end up talking in spanish and by the time pony comes back around he has NO idea where the convo went

[itsohh]

Death Goes to Disco Part 2

A/N: Female reader, my child is finished. Heres the ending, hmu with that chu think cuz

Summary: On the run from Shadow Company, Soap is a witness to what your like behind closed doors. Of course, Shadow Company can’t be in Las Almas forever and with their unevitable downfall you are forced to pick what side your on.

Word count:  4195    

Warnings: Angst?

AO3 Masterlist Part 1 Part 3

Injured and alone John swore under his breath. "Fucking Shadows."

"Just focus on yourself, Johnny." Ghost's voice in his ear was a godsend, one of the only things keeping him sane.

As he crept about eventually his head thought back to you. "So Disco." John couldn't help but think of that smug look on your face right before you had kissed him

"What about her?"

"Think she played us?"

"Negative." Ghost's reply was a surprise at that.

"Why? I mean she did seem pretty surprised. You would think he would tell his second in command about things like this."

"Most likely a need-to-know basis. She let me go."

"What?"

"Held me at gunpoint and then let me go while you were escaping."

"Think we can trust her?" John asked as he crept out of the building and back into the alleyways.

"Wouldn't go that far." Johnny poked his head around a corner to hear Graves's voice.

"Shit, Graves." He muttered into the com and stayed still to listen.

"What the hell was that Disco? My grandmother could have made that shot." His voice was harsh, frustrated. Your voice didn't sound too happy either.

"I missed." It was a bite between your teeth.

"Since when did you miss huh?" John watch as Graves got up in your face.

"Call it a bad day. Sir." You bit out the title and he narrowed his eyes at you.

"A bad day? You seemed fine early on the boat with Ghost." John's eyes flickered between the pair of you. Did Graves know? Did you tell him? Or perhaps he just figured it out?

"Maybe I'm not used to shooting fucking unarmed civilians in the streets of their own homes. Guess it makes my hand a little shaky."

"Oh shit." John could see the redness on Graves's face and held his breath for his reaction. He could see the fear in your eyes as Graves's hand twitched on his gun. The gravity of the situation dawned on your face and you took a step back.

"Fuck, just give me a few minutes okay. I'll sort my shit out." You backed down.

John let go of his breath and Graves took a step back. Still mad but a bit more relaxed. "Do a double on the houses, don't disappoint me, Lieutenant." His voice was still harsh but no longer a shout. "Rest of you spread out. I want those two found yesterday!"

John watched as everyone dispersed and you were left alone. You ran a hand through your hair and swore out. You walked into the building.

"Sound like Graves is pretty pissed at Disco." John eventually told Ghost through the com.

"Why's that?"

"Heard 'em, her aims off. Protested about gunning down the civ's."

"Brave, foolish."

"Yeah. Graves got real pissed at that, she backed down though. I don't think I really want to bump into her."

"Would be the best plan. When it comes down to it Johnny. It's either you or her."

"Yeah, I know."

Around the houses, he crept. Until he heard your voice. Now with a gun in his hand, he held it at the ready.

"Shhh shhh shh." Your voice was pretty quiet and he could hear muffled whimpers. Around the corner, he peaked to see your hands up in front of a man, woman and young child.

"[I don't want to hurt you. Please stay quiet.]" Your Spanish was perfect, practised and far better than Graves's. "[Do you have somewhere to hide in your house? An attic? A crawl space?]" The man nodded and John watched as your shoulders relaxed just a tad. "[If they see you, they will kill you. Don't fight them, go hide there. Do not come out no matter what you hear. Not until at least sunrise.]" Your voice was so soft, practically begging them.

"[Yes, yes.]" The woman shook her head a muffled her sob. You watched as they pulled back a rug to expose a hidden hole.

"[I will cover it again and remember to stay silent.]" The woman grabbed your hand for a moment and kissed it before she took her child down there.

"[Thank you, thank you.]" The man was crying as he followed them down and pulled the trap door close. True to your word, you covered the trapdoor with the blanket and left the room.

Free to scour the house, Soap didn't see you for a while. Not until he was outside of the mechanics. He had just round the corner but unfortunately for him, you were the one Shadow with light footsteps. You round it at the same time. Eyes locked on his, it was obvious you hadn't expected to actually find him. Light came from the corner of Soap's eyes and he knew he had to act fast.

You moved and he couldn't take any risk. He ducked around to your back and wrapped his arm around your throat. Choked almost completely silent, you didn't try to get him off you. Only lightly clawing at his from instinct. So close to you, he could hear you manage to choke out those words. "Thank you." Before your body went limp in his arms.

John settled you on the ground. He didn't have much time before he zipped into the mechanics to hide from the next shadow. "What the hell?" Soap panted out, confused by your words.

"Oh shit!" He could hear the man rush up to you. "Disco's down!" The Shadow places his fingers on your throat while Graves swore through the coms. "She's still breathing." The Shadow breathed out a sigh of relief.

"Take her back to base and get a medic on her. When she wakes I want her at the prison."

Soap couldn't help but feel a little tension die down. He hasn't killed you. And now, he wouldn't come across you again either.

-

Graves had been royally pissed at you. But after you woke up in the infirmary he seemed a little less pissed. Still, he hasn't talked to you and you received your orders from a shadow that you were relatively close with, a friend. Derek. You had only seen Derek for a few moments. He had been the one to take you to the infirmary but after you were up, the pair of you were forced back to work. Derek found himself on guard duty looking after Valeria while you had your orders to keep an eye on Los Vaqueros.

True to Shadow fashion you kept up appearances and fist-bumped Cadin when you arrived. A young man, a Sergent but not someone you particularly knew rather well.

"Fuck so this is what everyone was doing while we were taking care of that missile?" You asked him when you first arrived at the old prison. He walked with you as he showed you around.

"Yeah, orders came just after you guys left secured the missle from what I heard. Had to work fast, their guys would put up a fight but fuck we outnumbered them 3 to 1."

He showed you where all  Los Vaqueros were being kept. "Surprised you didn't know. Honestly thought he would have kept you behind to help but I guess he needed you there."

"Graves didn't tell me squat." You huffed and avoided the Vaqueros's glares you received as you passed the men.

"Hey, Disco. All's quiet here. You outta candy?" Next to you, Jamie asked when you neared them.

"Not in the mood for anything sweet right now." Your voice was low and you looked away. Next to you Cadin laughed and put an arm around you.

"Damn Disco. First time I've ever heard that. Graves not telling you really got you down huh? I reckon you're overthinking it. Probably just wanted you focused." He tried to cheer you up and you had to restart your mind.

You knew some of the Shadows had felt conflicted about the situation and you had told them to keep it quiet. These guys certainly did not feel the same. Cadin continued next to you until you hit solitary.

"Here's the cowboy himself."

"I want to talk to him. Alone."

"You sure that smart? He's a fighter." Cadin gave you a worried expression.

"I can handle him. He knows this city inside and out. If there's a way that this could backfire on us- especially this facility. I want to know. He's not gonna talk if there are multiple of us in there. Just stay in the hallway and only come if I yell. That's an order."

"Yes ma'am." It wasn't very often you got formal like that, falling back into how you used to be. Cadins words were serious but he spoke with a light tone. You glanced through the hole where Alejandro was but didn't see anyone. There was no way he would have got out.

"Alejandro." You banged on the door. "I want to come in and talk. But you need to be in vision." Nothing. "Alejandro I swear to fucking god don't make me tear gas this room. We need to talk." You hissed out the last part a lot quieter.

Slowly Alejandro came out from behind the door and into your vision. With a glare on his face, he stepped to the back of the room. The door opened and you stepped in.

"We have nothing to talk about."

"Alejandro."

"[Don't you dare say my name you fucking bitch of a traitor.]" He hissed towards you and you let out a sigh and wiped your face. His eyes flicked to the knife that you pulled out. Yet that expression change when you turned it around to offer it to him. Slowly you approached him and he wondered if this was some type of trap.

"I don't want this Alejandro. I don't know what the fuck is going on with Graves but it's certainly bigger than me."

"Then let us go."

"I can't-"

"-Yes you can-"

"-No I fucking can't. Even if I wanted to. There are about fourteen men in that hall behind me. Then a whole shit ton more all over this prison. Even if some listened to me, there's a lot who won't. They get their order directly from Graves. If I let you loose, it will get back to him. Fast. They will send more men and everyone in this prison, me, you and your men will all die." A sigh left your mouth and you rubbed your face. Begging with your eyes you pushed your hand towards him. In response, he took the knife from you with a nod. Perhaps he understood the situation you were in. You didn't know.

"I need to find a new fucking job." You breathed out with a sigh. "Questions? If I have the answers I will tell you."

"What happened to Rudy?"

"MIA. Haven't heard from him, he's not here. We don't have him."

"Ghost? Soap?"

"Negative on that. Last time I saw Ghost he was fleeing into Las Almas. Soap ah he was choking me out. I presume both are fine. Graves is still pretty pissed so I doubt they were found." You swallowed and debated if you wanted to tell him, wondering if he even knew.

"They ripped Las Almas to shreds looking for them. It was executions in the streets. I'm sorry." Alejandro flinched towards you, rage in his eyes as he gript the knife tighter. On one hand, you didn't want to die, on the other, you didn't blame him. Yet, he didn't attack you. His eyes cast down for a second and his grip lessened.

"Pick wisely when you use it. You will only get one chance."

"You would be fine me killing your men?"

"We all make our own decisions as individuals. If they make one which means they die, then that's on them."

"Will you help us?"

"I will do what I can from the Shadows. You need backup regardless. I can not actively help you, not in the open. That being said, all the armouries, including the one just down the hall, are rather well stocked. Unlocked. So if one did happen to get out they could very easily gain access to said weapons. Which would be a shame for us shadows.  I have to go now, I've spent too much time here already but I wish you the best. I'm really, really am sorry for all of this. Nothing about this situation is right." You have him one last look and banged on the door. "Oi Cadin open up." Alejandro didn’t say anything as you left.

-

The next time Alejandro saw you, it wasn't the way he had expected. With Gaz, he was to secure Valeria. The pair of them stayed in place as they walked around.

"So did you hear about Disco?" The guard next to the shipping container spoke up.

"Nah what happened?" Two of them chatted away.

"Dude Graves is so pissed at her that the prison got taken."

"Damn, that sucks. I don't think I've ever heard her mess up like this. Think she's gonna get demoted?"

"Maybe. I heard Darren saw her earlier. She looked so fucking tired."

"Didn't she get choked out or something?"

"Uh-huh. Which is crazy cause she's so good at hand-to-hand. Better than the Commander from what I've heard."

“Shiiiiit, glad I wasn’t out there against those guys.” Just as Gaz was about to gesture to Alejandro the side door opened. Both of them straightened up at the sight of you, just a little. A pair of glasses covered your eyes and you waved the men off.

“Disco.” One started and your head turned his way.

“Mmm? What's up, Derek?” You did sound tired. He froze in his spot and stuttered for a moment.

“Do you have any candy?” You stared at him for a moment and opened your front pocket before you threw him a strip.

“Gum?” He seemed surprised. “Thought you didn’t eat gum.”

“I used to eat it all the time. I missed it.” Your voice was low, sad almost. “Sorry, I don’t have anything else.” As you spoke the two men went about taking down all the people in the room, the three of you far too distracted to notice.

“Don't worry about it, this is still great thanks.” He unwrapped it and put it in his mouth. “So what are you doing here? Thought you would be with Graves.”

“Making sure she's not trying something while all this shit is going on. Last thing we need.”

“You were put on guard duty?” He popped the gum in his mouth. Your head tilted to the side slightly.

“That's one way of putting it but sure. Wanna play cards?” Derek let out a laugh and so did the man next to him.

“Shit hell yeah.”

“Shouldn’t we be you know looking out for people?” The blond man next to Derek asked and you shrugged.

“I’mma be real Pepper. We kinda fucked here, at least I can get one last game of card out of it.” You sat down on the ground and started to shuffle the cards you brought out from your pocket.

“What?” Pepper looked at you stunned but sat down. You blew a bubble and popped while you dealt him in.

“Dunno if you have noticed but everyone else in the room is dead.” You stated not looking up. Pepper flinched, his hand snapped to his gun and you continued. “I wouldn’t do that if I was you.” You picked your cards up.

“But-”

“You can if you want. I may be your Lieutenant but eh. Think I might go home after this.”

“Home?” Derek asked.

“Yeah, might reenlist with the NZSAS. Think it’s time I go back there anyway. Do you have a home to go to Derek, Pepper?”

“I have a wife and three kids back at home.” Pepper itched to look over his shoulder but didn’t

“Still got my fiance at home. He's the love of my life.” Drake nervously looked down.

“I’d like it if the three of us would make it home.” Finally, you looked up and cast your eyes directly to where Alejandro was sneaking a look at you. “Which is why we are going to put our guns to the side.” You made a show of it, sliding your rifle against the floor alongside your pistol. The two men looked at each other and slowly started to do the same. “Oh, here's the annoying part.” You winced before you started to pull the many, many knives from your person.

“Hey, Disco how the hell do you walk around without stabbing yourself.” Derek laughed, nervousness in his voice.

“Very carefully.” Gaz walked out and Alejandro appeared next to him. “Anything else you boys want? Nice makeup.”

“We are here for Valeria.” Gaz notified you and you looked towards the shipping container.

“Be my guest. She's all yours, I don’t have any use for her.” Gaz watched as Alejandro walked up to you and stopped. His gun was lowered.

“Didn’t see you at the prison after we spoke.”

“Was having a really good nap.” Your eyes looked towards Derek and Pepper. “Don’t tell Graves, he’ll have my head.” You winked at him. Alejandro banged on the container door and received a response from her before they started to report back to the rest of Ghost team.

“Whos your friend?” You gestured to the man.

“Gaz, one of Ghost’s friends.”

“Ah, your back up at the prison I see. Told you that you would need it.”

“We also uh, gained a couple prisoners? I think?” Gaz spoke into his com.

“What?” A voice you were rather unfamiliar with spoke, Price.

“How did you manage that?” That voice you did recognise. Soap.

“They sat down played cards and put their weapons to the side,” Gaz answered

“Disco.”

“Disco.” Both Rudy and Soap spoke at the same time and you looked up.

“What the fuck- why am I known for playing cards? Lots of people play cards.”

“You do play a lot of cards.” Derek admitted and you pointed accusingly at him.”

“Shuddup you. I gave you gum.”

-

“Haha get fucked.” Derek slammed his cards on the ground as the group of men walked into the hangar. You avoided their gaze.  Alejandro and Gaz continued to allow the three of you to play cards but had long since taken your weapons away. The men went to see Valeria and you didn’t try to listen to what was happening.

“Wow, you got me. Good job.” You revealed your sad excuse of cards.

“Nothing hidden away?” Pepper asked surprised and you shrugged.

“Got unlucky.”

“Well, I didn’t.” Pepper put down his cards to Derek's disbelief. Then you heard your name. Your actual name. Not Disco, not Lieutenant but your real name. You looked up at the man and swallowed.

“It's been a long time since I was called that. How can I help you?”

“A moment of your time.” You looked back at the two men and stood up.

“Sure.” You followed him outside. Out into the dusk sky, you found yourself. The outside of the base was rather different compared to when you first went in.

“From what I’ve heard with Graves KIA the next in command is left to you.” He started and you choked out a laugh.

“Oh fuck no, I’m good thanks.” You pressed your lips together and wet them. “Nah, I think technically I’m not part anymore because I surrendered? Not sure how that shit works uh… I didn’t actually think I caught your name.”

“Captain John Price. You’ve already met my Lieutenant, Ghost.” Blood rushed from your head and you could feel your face grow cold.

“Ah, I see. How did you know my name? It's not something I go shouting about.”

“Had a friend look into you.” He leaned back and leaned forward. “That was after I heard some rather interesting things from both Ghost and Soap.” Your hands went clammy as you looked away. God had they told him they slept with you? At that moment you couldn’t figure out if yes or no was better.

“Why did you join Shadow Company?” The question caught you off guard. “Money?” He offered.

“I needed a change of scenery.”

“Why?” He immediately asked and a piece of you wanted to snap at him. Yet you held your tongue, now was not the time for that. The possibility that what you said to this man could decide your entire future dawned on you.

“I had to get away from it all. My squad was attacked. So many died there and honestly, I should have died with my squad.”

“Mmm, only two of you survived the ambush wasn't it?” His voice wasn’t harsh or accusatory. It was a little bit soft. Sympathetic.

“Yeah.”

“How did Graves find you?”

“I saved his life.” Price raised a brow at this. “Was in America at the time, travelling. Trying to clear my head. He was in a car crash. I did CPR on him until the ambulance could come.” You flashed a small sad smile at the memory.

“Had no idea who he was at the time but I went to the hospital with him. Took three days for him to wake up. I didn’t stay the entire time of course. Just went to check up on him. When he woke up the pair of us talked a lot and eventually, he offered me a job. At first, I thought he was fucking with me but he wasn’t. Doesn’t really matter now I guess.” You gestured around to the remnants of his empire.

“You don’t want to take over Shadow Company?”

“I’m no leader. I’ve always believed that. Some people are made to lead. Others aren’t.”

“Some would argue against that. You managed to convince two of your men to lay down their arms in the middle of an attack.”

“It was either certain death or whatever this is and for what? Nothing good comes of us occupying this base. I don’t even know why Graves picked this fight to begin with.”

That caught his attention. “You don’t?”

“No? Ethical reasons aside, strategically it makes no sense. We have men, we have the firepower. All we gained was a temporary foothold that we can do nothing with. For starters there's no war with Mexico, then I mean, we have no legit claim to this place. In the process not only does he burn any ties we would have gained with Alejandro but shows a bad example to Mexico. Don’t get me started on the shit pulled downtown. We burnt any ties we had with you SAS right?” You vented out and let out a sigh. “Maybe that's why he didn’t tell me. Cause he didn’t want to hear why it was a stupid fucking idea. He really bit himself in the ass with this.”

“And now, if we were to let you go what would you do?”

“Probably contact my Embassy. Try to get home.”

“And if I offered you another path?”

“Depends on the path. What happens to Derek and Pepper?”

“That's not up to me. But your future is. I’m offering a position on my team. It's up to you if you want to take it.” He met your eye.

“What position?”

“You were a Sergent when you left the NZSAS yes? We will look to re-enable those ties. You would be on my team but through them.”

“Why?”

“Why?” He repeated your question with his brows raised.

“Until this moment I should be seen as your enemy. Why would you then trust me on your team, to have your back so blindly.”

“From what I’ve heard you already had my back. Looked after my men when I wasn't in a position to do so. Had the perfect continuity to take in or kill Ghost but you didn’t. Then from Soap. From the sounds of it, you didn’t even try to put up a fight when you were faced with him.”

“So? I slept with them. Call it courtesy.” The Captain coughed out, stunned by your blatant admission. Mentally you slapped yourself in the head at your immediate response but stood your ground. He fished out something from his jacket and offered it to you. It was your knife. Your lower eyelid twitched slightly as you squinted at this.

“From Alejandro. He told me about what happened at the prison.”

“I didn’t do anything.”

“You did enough. Soap told me about some civilians you protected in Las Almas.”

“He was there.” You realised and he nodded. You hadn’t noticed him at all.

“Soap saw a lot of things. Despite your…” His voice trailed off. “Personal activities, I trust Soaps word to be unbiased. The same goes with Ghost. Now, me and my friend have already discussed this and agreed on this offer. The four of us have to go to deal with this final missile. You don’t have to answer now but when we finish up I’d like an answer. Up to you.”

“Alright, I'll think about it. You’ll have my answer.”

[neopuppy]

in another life, do you wanna marry Johnny?

[haxzie]

I FINALLY FINISHED MK9-MK11 STORYLINE GODDDDDDDDDDD i knew a certain someone died but i didn’t expect it so early so i CRIED

my favorites going into it were johnny, sonya, and cassie but omg. kenshi, liu kang, fujin, and jade hmu too 😋

also i love jax, jacqui, and vera sm they were so 💜 THE CAGE BRIGGS AND TAKAHASHI FAMILIES ARE SO TRAGIC.

[pearlzier]

yes.. back from war.. need a capricorn baddie to nurse me also. just saying. just saying. JUST SAYING ALL CAPRICORN BADDIES. PLEASE NURSE ME. anyways (hmu).. anyways.. (we can e-date pls pls pls).. anyways.. /lh

but yeah i’m back from war. here to haunt ur inbox daily again ‼️ and write, also. i’m ngl i saw a johnny cage post and it revived me.. johnny cage 🤤 - 🐠

calling all fellow capricorn baddies please and thank u this is ur call 💥💥💥 IM CRYING SO GLAD UR BACK FRFR HELL YEAHHHH <3 thank god for johnny cage

[elvenbeard]

Long rambly headcanon post about Kerry's sexuality incoming (because I have been thinking about this ever since I first met him in game and I wanna write it down somehwere).

Disclaimer: this is my personal headcanon. You don't have to agree with any of this, this is for fun and games. If you do happen to agree with this though hmu bc I need someone to talk Kerry with desperately xDD

So, first of all: I think Kerry himself doesn't give a fuck about labels. Too old for this shit, confident in his own sexuality, what difference does it make? Labels are great for those who need them, he's not against them at all, but I don't think it's something that's he's thinking about a lot. Is he gonna put on a rainbow shirt for Pride? Yeah why not, especially if his partner would like to go protest and celebrate togther. But I think it's not a top priority of his (at least not anymore, in 2077, at the ripe old age of 89. A young Kerry living in our times was probably louder and a lot more outspoken, but in this post I'm gonna talk about my thoughts on grandpa Kerry).

So, let's dive into the game. When the topic of Louise came up during my first playthrough (the first and only time sadly, I'd love to know more about her as a character - more headcanons incoming in a minute), internally I went like... what? Where does this come from? Not in a judgemental way, just honest surprise, because up until this point, Kerry had only been depicted as attracted to guys (making the saddest puppy eyes at Johnny, making out with a fan backstage, Johnny's various comments on him, their sexual-tension-filled relationship with each other). Beyond that, what we know from Kerry himself, he seemed to have tried to get something going with Ariel (who I think is a man - correct me if I'm wrong, it's been a while since I played the actual conversation between him and Johnny at the villa and I'm not sure if he mentions Ariel's gender there). In the Temperance ending, if V was in a relationship with Kerry, Kerry will recount his other shitty exes of which at least one was also a man, and in the Sun ending, when his (male) manager calls, V can ask if that is "an ex of [his]".

That being said... yeah, Kerry flirts with V regardless of gender. Why? Maybe he doesn't know that himself, maybe he thinks V is cute, maybe it's a power play, maybe he just wants to annoy Johnny who cannot escape the situation, who knows, anything goes. His whole rockstar persona is this carefree, laidback sexgod thing, of course he's gonna be flirty. He is flirty with the Us Cracks girls, too (at least I'm getting the impression - they definitely are flirty with him and he doesn't mind, but it could also all be part of the show). So me personally, yeah, I think Kerry is bisexual, but with a strong preference for guys (sincerely, me, a bisexual who also has a preference for guys). Maybe Louise was his bisexual awakening, or a once-in-a-lifetime thing that never happened again with any other woman, or a mix of both. See also: Kerry turns a female-presenting V down when things get serious. Flirting is fun, she is nice and kind and into it, so why the hell not? But he's not gonna lead her on when he notices she wants more than what he's willing to give. Friends can flirt with each other without it turning romantic or sexual. And yeah, I think Kerry is generally attracted to people regardless of what's in their pants, but as soon as things get serious he is infinitely more likely to go for a guy than for a woman.

That being said (and now we're back at Louise), I think it's absolutely fair to headcanon him as gay, too. There is so little we know about the nature of his only (canonically depicted, spelled-out "that's my ex-wife" style) long-term relationship with a woman. This is the dark future, where you can genetically engineer your child to look however you want it to look. Maybe Kerry and Louise were just two sad and lonely individuals that were like "let's raise kids together to fill the void in our hearts!" - and, using Kerry's words, that went as well as you'd expect it. Could be that Louise is a lesbian who wanted a family and kids, and Kerry, being a close friend of hers, said yeah let's do it (and maybe I won't be so fucking lonely anymore and find a new purpose in being a father)! And for reason xyz it was easier to raise the kids if they were also married (something something about getting married to be allowed to have kids - I etiher heard or read something in game once about a 1-child-license or something, again, dark future fuckery could be involved here). Also, historically, there are certainly countless examples of queer men marrying queer women to get their conservative families off their backs. With how little we know about Louise, not even how old she was when they got together, it could also be something like that. And (turning back now to Kerry's flirty behaviour around women when someone else is watching) everything else could have been part of the show - for families, for the media, for the public, for the fans, everything goes.

What I'm trying to say, there's hundreds of ways to headcanon a fictional character's sexuality. Maybe Louise and Kerry were friends with benefits, maybe they fell madly in love, maybe there's more women in Kerry's past than what the game depicts (there's countless women's clothing items across his villa - that could be anything from leftovers of wild parties in which he wasn't involved to him taking home groupies and everything beyond that and inbetween).

You could also just say "Kerry is gay cause I say so, that's as deep as it gets" and that is just as valid. Don't be like me and spend your sleepless nights thinking about this because my brain works in mysterious ways. If you wanna headcanon him as gay because it brings you comfort, wholeheartedly, go for it. If you wanna heacanon him as not turning down your female V because it brings you comfort, go for it, by all means! If you wanna headcanon him as cis, trans, everything inbetween, hell yes, be my guest!!

Kerry is a fictional character, he's not gonna be offended or hurt. And every real person who gets upset about how someone else likes to play with their favourite pixel ken doll then, well... touch some grass @ that person. Headcanons do not take away representation from marginalized groups. Block and blacklist what you don't wanna see and move on, it's so easy (and on that note, anyone who wants to be weird or hateful on this post is gonna get blocked, too xD).

As I said, this is all my thoughts and opinions, if you don't agree, that's fair, I get it, I don't agree with 80% of headcanons I come across (not even just regarding a characters sexuality, but in general). But yeh I'd also love to talk if you have similar views on him!

On that note... happy pride xD🏳️‍🌈 be kind to each other!

[dallas-man-winston]

WHATS POOPING DALLAS 🗣🔥💯 I WAS WONDERING IF WE COULD GO SHOPLIFT SOMTIME ⁉️⁉️⁉️ THANK YOU!!!

(p.s. If u or Johnny is single puhLEASE hmu shawty i promise ill treat you good ong ong trust 🙏🙏)

Uhh- Sure! Just got out tho.

I am not single but johnny is?- @johnathancade13

[marvelous-llama]

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