#johnlock conspiracy

[kittykatkattoo]

John lock levels of conspiracy

[rotteneldritchhorror]

The Johnlock conspiracy theorists were right.

Food is sex.

[salty-autistic-writer]

The thing is ... Nobody wants people or tells people to stop shipping Buddie. It's a fanon ship that is popular for reasons. I like it too (when I get the chance to interact with people who don't make everything into a ship war). And it's going to always exist no matter if it's canon or not. Because that's the meaning of shipping. It doesn't have to be canon. Same thing with Bucktommy. If they break up, people are still going to ship them. It's how fandom works. And it's supposed to be fun. The thing is: People tell you to stop being a hater and a bully just because you can't take that your fanon ship is not canon. This show isn't being written for one specific corner of the fandom. If you can't appreciate this show and the ensemble anymore because all you care about is gay Eddie and Buddie canon, and if you feel the urge to bully an actor who is just there doing his job, then there's something wrong and you're in too deep. You don't care about the show or the characters. You care about being right. No matter what the writer, cast and crew tell you, you will always see what you want to see and since that's not what happens, you're always going to end up angry, sad, confused and miserable. Like ... Eddie is so sad because he's missing Chris right now. And his stans just don't care?! All I see is them trying to twist Tommy OBVIOUSLY being a caring boyfriend in this episode to convince themselves Buddie is still happening and trying to find more proof for gay Eddie. At this point, it's just sad.

[secretmellowblog]

Kamala Harris will win in 2024 if Johnlock becomes homophobically canon. Given the events of Nov. 5 2020 I fully believe democrats can win only if Benedict Cumberbatch Sherlock Holmes says "I love you" to Watson, confirming the Johnlock Conspiracy, and then flings himself off a bridge into superhell

[ldrmas]

I wasn't around for the johnlock conspiracy theory

So all I'm saying is if OFMD is renewed before Good Omens I'm literally gonna be pissed off

Genuinely fascinating from a fandom history perspective to see Johnlock conspiracy-style theories appearing in OFMD.

I predict that within two weeks we will see the first sincere use of the phrase 'keep the faith'.

I also predict that within a few more weeks we will see at least one incident where non-believers are accused of jeopardising the promised reward of season 3.

[starrosea]

guys I’m curious

[sexy-sapphic-sorcerer]

mark gatiss you have the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever

[ifwebefriends]

Me like a month ago: wow I really like the ship of The Chosen and Brianna Boho, they’re so opposites but so cute together 🥰 but I don’t ship shourtney because I have complicated feelings about rpf shipping and they just seem to be like coworkers and good friends 😊

Me now: …welp!….

[krillbeans]

During the height of BBC Sherlock, and season 4 was released, people were disappointed by the leaked finale. It only had 3 episodes, but because of certain lines in the show (Must be something comforting about the number three, people always give up after three) and by the creators (the lost special), people started picking up "clues" that there would be a secret 4th final episode that would air. People believed it was an ARG, they thought the lost special would play during an inauguration, during the premier of another show, a fake website was made. It never came. I guess a summary could be found here, from 58:55 to 1:09:10

And thus the cycle repeats, we have been through all this before

Twitter going wild for the number 7 theory

Gabriel switching the light on and off which is a morse code for the number seven, Michael Sheen tweeting 7 dots (with a heart), 7 being god's favorite number...

PLEASE LET US GET A SEVENTH EPIOSDE

[musclesandhammering]

Queer women are the main culprits of fetishising mlm relationships (both real and nonexistent ones), and I think we’re all scared to admit that.

[juniestar]

a fujoshi is to a conspiracy theory as a moth is to a flame

[ahexuponyeeeeeee]

Hey tumblr I’m back in my johnlock fucking interest and thinking about those stupid fictional men and their stupid fucking fictional relationship.

Im thinking sweet things about after the kid that they raise together grows up and have sense been in retirement on solving crimes and well into their old age. And one day, Sherlock gets the itch and John is like five steps ahead of them and they are like the older stereotypical looking Sherlock and Watson and start solving crimes again WAHHHHHH 😭😭 and their kid is just like rolling their eyes but so happy for them AUghhhh

[thekittyfox2999]

i did the result of the poll here you go

before you ask- please go listen to Nowhere Man by the Beatles it fits them both SO MUCH LIKE OMG

also do you think John would feel like a nobody when Sherlock just fucking dissapears without him, knowing he treats everyone around him like that. When he doesn't respect him, and almost invalidates his trauma becuase he's fucking bored

anyways uh

this

he's a real nowhere man

sitting in his nowhere land

[lxvenderjewel]

we're so back.

[leninisms]

i forgot that it’s not actually 2012 and was beyond confused when johnlock didn’t make the cut

[tjlc-hellven]

Oscar Wilde trial in a nutshell

Oscar Wilde: Your..! *slams hand on the stand he's behind* Honour! I might be gay, but he..! *pointing at prosecutor* Is a furry!

Judge: ...

Judge: You're guilty.