#johnathan sims hate

[heartub]

I just finished the arachnophobia episode of tma so genuine question

is johnathan stupid?

if he continues talking shit about martin after this, i'm going to lose my mind

i can't even excuse this as reasonably like, yeah this guy needed antipsychotics so clearly it's not spiders

it's obviously spiders

because even if he did need medication, i think it's reasonable to believe his house WAS infested with spiders

"foreign organic material" my ass we all know it's spiders you clown

"perfectly encased in web" you mean a bunch of spiders cocooned him in a week or less, and we're all going to be normal about it?? bffr

[eyes-eyes-eyes-eyes-eyes-eyes]

since there's 2k of you now i thought maybe i should draw the guy again

[friszil]

*cough*

the text on the picture means "an unrecognized god will take care of the liner" and is a lyric from the song вальс by vivienne mort. even if you don't understand ukrainian language, I highly recommend you to listen to some of her songs because they're AMAZING! >:0 and kinda tma coded!

[thelonepolonium]

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[pixelkind413]

Ok so apparently I dreamt this up but I thought there were memes about Johnathan Sims from The Magnus Archives just fucking hating you the second you start talking about yourself.

It would be shit like this:

WITNESS: so I was eating spaghetti-

JOHNATHAN SIMS: Ridiculous. The strangest part of this account is that the witness managed to restrain their idiocy long enough put pen to paper without eating them both and dying from it. I had Martin do some research and while he did confirm spaghetti is real, any claims of someone eating such a thing are the reason recreational drugs should be illegal. I believe this statement is worth less than the paper it is written on, and I hope the witness dies in a trash compactor forever

And at some point it devolved into memes about the word "I" immediately evoking John Sims' overwhelming disgust and disdain. There might have even been jokes about him being vehemently anti-pronoun, but like all of them, not just neopronouns, literally all pronouns.

My friend who finished Magnus Archives tells me its funny because of his character arc, but like. I just finished the one with the spooky tree and the spiders apple I've barely even started. I dont even know why I was dreaming about it.

[pyroisamaniac]

I'm listening to the Magnus Archives for the first time, and I absolutely love it so far. 💕(I've listened to 5 episodes so far). Really fun assortment of short horror stories.

I am also excited to see if it's ever revealed why Johnathan Sims hates this Martin guy so much 😂 what did Martin do????

[alwaysbooyahback]

MAGP 23 and Dark Timelines

Inspired by MAGP 23, I did a little digging into TMA details. I’m finally ready to post about it.

Spoilers for MAGP 23, Archives through S3, and a heavy CW below.

CW: s*icide

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I’ve seen a lot of speculation about John and Martin’s deaths possibly being cover ups for something TMI related. Possible, but I’ve come to a grimmer possibility. Here’s the logic:

Sam found a Johnathan Sims and a Martin Blackwood who died 20 years ago; a cycling accident and a heart issue

In TMA, John and Martin were both born circa 1987

2024 - 20 years ago - 1987 birth year = 17

The heart issue at 17 isn’t unheard of but is quite rare; this is at the heart of people’s suspicion around at least one of the deaths.

What was going on for our boys when they were 17 in TMA? We happen to know for Martin. Here’s a snippet from the MAG 56 transcript:

So TMA!Martin was in a very bad situation at 17; not reflected here, but we know his mom got sick, his father left, and his mother began to hate him for looking like his father. There’s the distinct possibility the damage to Martin’s heart was self-inflicted.

And for me, that idea is far more painful than the idea they never met.

[revyn-moonfox]

I just started listening to the magnus archives for the first time (shoutout to @regulus-needs-swimminglessons for draging me into it), I'm at episode 5 and made the mistake of searching TMA up on Pinterest, because I wanted to know how Johnathan Sims looked like, other than "tired".

Well, I did more or less get an answer to that, but only after beeing spoilered very hard (expected that) and beeing very very confused...

The following will have said spoilers and confusion and random other stuff, so be warned for that I guess.

The answer to my question how John looks like was only "more or less answered" because there are some very different versions... which I guess was to be expected since there are multiple seasons and characters change, but still. One looks like my old physics Prof, the other is a middle-aged person who never left their long-haired not-quite-punk teenage-self in the past (good for him, I like the style), and the last is the same but has way to many eyes for my liking...

And:

This was literally one of the first pictures I found so that's interesting... I don't understand it, but I have the vague feeling of beeing tricked

That comment under a fanart of the first episode kinda confirmed my suspicion.

Also, do I wanna know what that thing / the person (?) with long blonde hair and scary hands is, that i saw in a lot of fanarts? Probably not. But I'm gonna find out either way, so yay, let's go, I guess...

I also have a vague memory of my friend ranting about a sentient door or hallway, so I expect that to be interesting.

I loved episode two, just for the fact that someone in the first time in forever actually listened when beeing told not to open something.

The main moral out of episode 3 was be gay, eat your old notebooks? (And "keep watching", but that didn't work out now, did it?) I also thought that the not-graham-thing could be a skinwalker, but then it woukd be better at looking like Graham, wouldn't it?

Episode 4, I heard the name Jurgen Leitner for the first time in the podcast an was immediately annoyed. Friend mentioned above did a great job of making me hate the guy before even starting the podcast 😂

Welp anything else would just be babbling, so good bye for now.

(PS: I am actually spoiler positive / have no problems with spoilers, so if you are dieing to say something, go ahead)

[aliengirl]

with all those castles being build with the new kit, i cant get my mind off a sims 4 royal au

Imagine the Goths as one of the royal families. Bella, the queen, disappears. King Mortimer gets sick from sadness and stops taking care of the kingdom, causing a crisis. The original plan would be to give the crown for their eldest child, who was Cassandra; sadly, the only way for the King to get enough money and support to rebuild his kingdom, was to marry his daughter to the Prince of a stable and wealthy kingdom, Malcolm Landgraab.

[The Landgraabs themselves have their loyal lore: a wealthy kingdom with focus on agriculture; their population either hate them or love them, but we can not be sure how many of that love was not bribery. There is stories among the people about the real heir of the family, as the Queen's first born, Prince Johnathan, "disappeared" not much after Queen Nancy announces her second pregnancy]

The Princess was furious (she studied her whole life to be the perfect leader and now would need to give it for her younger brother, Alexander, who would prefer to stay with his nose on the apothecarys books). So she ran out with her lover, the knight Don Lothario. She discovers he is actually a asshole and has more than one wife (he would often tell her he was on "royal missions").

Betrayed, she seeks help from an old wizard (not one of the Sages, because those were loyal to the king; but the one the stories tell that is immortal and cursed with bloodlust). Lord Straus tries to fool the Princess, but his "apprentices" (actually two young siblings who he once tricked into this) convince Cassandra to not fall to his empty promises.

And the rest i dont know yet

[rage-mode-138]

TMA spoilers for episode 123 and beyond. If you haven't listened to the podcast, I recommend it, but this is my own therapeutic rant about how @jonnywaistcoat made me feel.

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So. I have listened to the magnus archives three times at this point, and each time episode 123 gets me really hard. Johnathan Sims, the archivist, falls into a coma of six freaking months. While I did not experience six months, I did experience it for 50 days.

When I woke up, I had no idea what had really happened. I was vague on the entire situation, and I woke up in the middle of Covid with the world in its own tiny freaking apocalypse.

The voice acting John has in this scene is brilliant at expressing the feeling. Everything has continued around you. Things have changed the entire situation, has freaking changed, and you have to play catch up!

I missed Easter of 2020, but I didn't realize I had until 2021 because I got confused about what had happened to it the previous year. I had to be freaking reminded that it happened during my coma. While I was recovering my voice, my ability to move everything the world kept going. And you know what.

"There was just this great... gap of time where I wasn't". Where I wasn't appart of the world and God was that a terrifying thing to come to terms with.

There's this chunk of time before the coma, and after the Coma, that's so fuzzy to me, and being in rehabilitation until 2022 made everything seem like it didn't happen for 2 years. Like I wasn't part of the world. It's still hard to wrap my head around from time to time.

It hurts how vivid my dreams were in the coma. I had full on screaming matches with my mother, my bestfriend (ex girlfriend at the time, currently my girlfriend now) died in the dream, the world was coming to an end and I talked to a sweet little old lady who I am sure as heck was the grim reaper. It lasted from when I fell into the coma to when I got out and ironically my brain though I had spend 6 months in that coma, telling me it was the middle of October when it was only May.

I'm going to touch on that last dream because the conversation with Oliver in episode 121 it's Erie to listen to.

In the dream, I believe I was vaguely aware I was in a hospital asleep. I remember my mother fighting tooth and nail to keep me from being transferred, but when the hospital staff said that no more visitors were allowed, she scolded me. She told me I wasn't allowed to die. And I tried my hardest not to.

I had this older lady with a bob of white curly hair on the top of her head, and black scrubs came into my room. I remember her scrubs having fruits on it. Apples, bananas, and grapes. It was such a weird detail. But I remember because I was staring her down for what felt like days. I was exhausted, I wanted it to stop, but every time I would close my eyes, she would move closer. When I opened them again, she would move and sit back down in the chair by the door, smiling politely at me like she wasn't there to take me when I dropped my gaurd. After days of this routine, her standing up, inching closer to me, and me being reluctant to give up. She laughed at me. It was a small laugh, one of a parent who was aware of how fruitless a fight I was putting up before going to sleep. She said to me, "You really are determined"

Her voice was soft and soothing. Telling me it was alright. That I could trust her. I knew it was a lie, and I shook my head. And said I wasn't ready to go. That I didn't want to leave.

"Why?" That's all she said was why. A single word, but it was a lot to me. Why would I fight so hard. I hated my life, I didn't take care of myself, I had tried to leave the world before. So why, this time, was I so stubbornly holding on.

I was crying, and the tears hurt my eyes in the dream, but I told her I wasn't ready to go. That I wanted to try again and that I could make it different this time. She nodded at me and finally walked over without that ommission aura she carried over the rest of the time. She touched my cheek and told me, "Alright. You have this one shot. If I see you back here again, there won't be a next time." I nodded and she left.

I woke up after she talked to me. After I made my promise, my choice... like Johnathan did. She was my aspect of death, and i have a feeling I will be seeing her the next time I get ready to leave this earth.

Brains are funky squishy meat sacks that don't know reality. And I still struggle from time to time to process if this is reality. I have to check in with my friends and my loved ones if any of this is real.

But yeah. So I know how John felt after his coma. I know that desperate feeling to want to be near the one you love who you have been pushing away. And I know how it feels for people to move my freaking stuff while in my coma

Sleeping people don't need pens.

But I digress. That's it for this post. Maybe I'll post one on the other dreams I had during the coma. I have never really written them down because they are personal and a bit embarrassing if I'm going to be honest.

Thank you, jonnywaistcoat, for writing a damn good show. Thank you, @rqbossman , for producing it. I'm so happy I found this strange podcast by accident. I look forward to seeing what happens in The Magnus Protocol.

[an-theduckin]

Statement of an-theduckin, regarding a dancing skeleton in her backyard. Original statement given October 14, 2024. Audio recording by Johnathan Sims, head archivist of the magnus institute, London.

Statement begins.

AAAAAAAAAAAA SOMEONE HELP THIS SKELETON JUST KILLED MY ENTIRE FAMILY AND IS NOW DANCING ON THEIR CORSPES. OH NO IT'S COMING FOR ME TOO I CANT RUN FAST ENOUGH IT'S GONNA CATCH ME AND KILL M—

Statement ends.

As you can see, there was a severe lack of proper grammar and punctuation. *Tsk* some people just don't respect the institute. I have sent Martin to check on records of skeletons missing from graveyards, though I doubt that sad excuse for an archival assistant will find anything useful. Ugh, I hate Martin. As for the statement giver, it appears she had died for what seems like a few minutes after writing this statement. On her body, it looks like someone had danced on her. I think this story is made up, perhaps a Halloween joke. Of course there can't be any murderous dancing skeletons, that'd be outrageous. Anyways, I now have to go deal with the worms that's invading my personal space.

End recording.

[heartub]

John disappeared??? as an invested listener I'm worried about him

as an avid hater, I am glad

[enniewritesathing]

15 OC Questions

I was tagged by @stargazer-sims​ (thank you :3).

Johnathan Vincent Raulo Davidson

Are you named after anyone?

I was going to be named after my dad until my mom found out she was going to have twins; that went right out the window. It’s a little tradition for my mom’s side of the family to have 2 middle names so they went with Vincent Raulo for me. As far as I know, Raulo is my great-uncle on my mom’s side and Vincent is my great-great granddad on my dad’s side. Haven’t really looked into it.

When was the last time you cried?

It’s been a while. The last time I cried is when I visited Jake a couple of months ago. I didn’t really mean to but when it comes to something like that, I have to. I miss him. I hate that he’s not here. He’s not going to be my best man at the wedding and all of that. Grief has a funny way of sneaking up on you, but all you can do is acknowledge it and keep moving one step at a time.

Do you have kids?

Not yet. Brian and I have been talking about it off and on a little bit. We’re still busy with our own things. Brian’s wanting to go back to school and get more certifications and I’m busy with my career with Muay Thai. We’re still young; we got time. When we feel settled, that’s probably when we’re gonna have kids. I’d like at least one daughter.

Do you use sarcasm?

Nah, not really.

What’s the first thing you notice about people?

I notice how they carry themselves. You can learn a lot from posture.

What’s your eye colour?

Uh, well-- I’d call it amber. It’s because of ... a condition. Lot of people think they’re gold; it depends on the light. I’ve been accused of having color contacts. They stopped after I poke my eye. It’s listed as brown on my driver’s license. (laughs)

Scary movies or happy endings?

I don’t like scary movies. At all. There’s just something about them that is just-- nope. Brian watches them with no problem. How can you sit there and eat popcorn when someone’s getting gutted like a fish?! Or a room full of creepy dolls? No thanks; give me a happy ending that makes sense any day.

Any special talents?

I’ve got a talent for attracting cats. Doesn’t matter the temperament, age, size, whatever, they will come to me if I try and talk to them. I’m not sure why. I think it’s my voice.

I have other talents too but, uh... not sure if I can say other than I’m very good with my hands.

Where were you born?

San Myshuno.

What are your hobbies?

Is fixing things a hobby? It’s also my job too; I’m a mechanic, but I like to fix things. Doesn’t matter what it is. I cook a lot, I like to make big meals for Brian’s department. Puzzle games -- my favorite is Baba Is You. I’ve started to take up knitting. I don’t know how Brian can just make a pair of socks in a few days. Every once in a while, I journal. Picked that up from therapy. Sometimes they have little doodles in there. I try to do lowkey things.

Have you any pets?

I have a cat and her name is Lady Spaghetti Wednesday Davidson. Spaghetti for short. Uhm, I named her that because she was just a very wiggly kitten when we adopted her and her fur kinda looks like it with a lot of sauce. We adopted her on a Wednesday. Lady is her title but how she acts, she thinks she’s a queen. Love her to death. If we do get another cat, I’m hoping that they’re full grown. Kittens are a handful.

What sports do you play/have played?

Don’t let the pretty face fool ya. I’m a professional fighter. Muay Thai since I was... 6 or 7. I’m glad I stuck with it. Competitively since I was 8, skipped amateur and pro at around 18. I’ve won state, regional, national, intercontinental, international and even world. I guess I got so good at it because I needed an escape when Jake died. I had a lot of anger and things like that; my uncle Elijah is also a pro fighter, world champ, and he’s also my kru, my teacher knew how to quell it and make it useful. Expectations are high for me. Always been. Doesn’t bother me anymore.

How tall are you?

5′10″.

Favourite subject in school?

History and Math. I know those are the most boring subjects but I’ve always liked them. Maybe because I look at them like puzzles.

Dream job?

Livin’ it. I’ve got a lucrative career in Muay Thai and I’m a mechanic for the city. I don’t see that changing anytime.

[itsalleyes]

hi hello, drop the magnus archives kinlist ...

hello Annon (apologies for the deception)

Magnus archives kinlist. This is actually a very funny ask to me. I am the biggest Johnathan Sims kin there is (I’m a Fictionkin in fact.)

I relate to some aspects of other characters as well (most notably Tim and daisy), but I would not call them ‘kins’, more so relating to one broad aspect of a character.

the explanation gets sort of trauma dumpy but:

John, from episode one, has been the character I saw myself in, for more reasons I can reasonably list, and there’s probably far more reasons that I can keep tacking on while this sits in my drafts for eternity. They’re a socially awkward person who finds something that they like and it consumes their entire being. He doesn’t understand how to relate with his peers. his entire “I’m a monster and everyone hates me” attitude. They were pushed away due to something he could not control. The idea of people and their how fear can be rooted in ignorance. pushing people away (and not knowing how to accept help). he grew up too soon (and gifted kid burnout). He was forced into a position they do not want. His monotone voice and reactions. They’re seen as something they’re not. knowing and not knowing. Feeling guilty for things that are not his fault, and wanting to ‘fix’ everything to the best of his ability for the ones he loves. and eye motifs always stuck with me as well.

tldr; Johnathan sims

[crowsareverytired]

just tw for spider related things

can this Johnathan sims stop being so skeptical, how the fuck is it normal for a whole body to be covered in webs, hes a skeptical asshole and i hate him so far, im only 17 episodes in tho, it may be just cuz i really hate spiders, like really hate them, tho probably not as much as the person in the story

[fralexion]

Johnathan's also in a dating sim, it's just one he hates amd and can't escape

this is a little out of order but i saw an internet quote from the physical dracula daily book and had to draw it - that Lucy was playing out an Otome dating sim while Jonathan is having the worst time of his life XD

i hope you enjoy this silly drawing, and have an AWESOME day!!