#john voice 'dude you can't die *now*!! our weekly shitty movie binge is in two hours :('
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incorrect-hs-quotes · 6 months ago
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DAVE: YES i die and come back. YES youve seen it happen multiple times but it would be NICE if you acted a LITTLE surprised every time
DAVE: you dont know what its like when youre dying in someones arms and he asks you if youll make it back in time to play crash team racing later
DAVE: also yes. obviously. of fucking course ill be back in time for crash team racing but like. come on. a little suspense. bro.
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