#john prepping teyla and ronon to go to earth: look there's only one thing you need to know about america cops

[sga-owns-my-soul]

this is a blurb from a fic i'm working on but honestly this is also just how john handled taking teyla and ronon to earth imo

Just then four cops rushed in, shouting over the commotion.

"Fuck, okay, you two remember what I told you about dealing with cops?" John asked Teyla and Ronon as he shot a nervous glance at Rodney, who hadn't spoken a word since his father hit him. Teyla and Ronon both nodded.

"Lawyer," they said in unison, and John breathed a sigh of relief. At least he shouldn't need to worry about them while he waited for the SGC to come bail them out.