#john geyham

[newtstesco]

Can you draw John greyham,the original TV host

absolutely! i feel like his actual color code doesn’t really fit well with a desert game show host but i tried to do my best, i’d like to think as the game show goes on and he gets more frustrated he starts becoming more disheveled and unhinged lol but here’s how he’d look at the beginning of the game

[newtstesco]

Smg4 getting jealous of xboxfan996 is 10x funnier if he gets jealous of all the villains in smg3s plan to destroy smg4 because he felt like it

he gets jealous of john geyham (who in my personal opinion fucking hates smg3) like he’ll see them arguing and is like “me and smg3 can argue way better than that god”

[newtstesco]

How chaotic do you think the villains from smg3s plan to destroy smg4 because he felt like would be when they all hang out

i fucking LOVE this episode to little bits and pieces, so lemme go over how i interpret each character (since they don’t show up like ever i can just lie and make shit up abt them and no one can tell me i’m wrong)

bowser- OBVIOUSLY the dad friend, tho idk if he counts since he does get kicked out of the group towards the end, but generally if he suggests they should do something that isn’t super evil everyone’s usually down for it.

smg3- literally the only one that wants to do super evil shit, acts like he’s in charge so everyone just lets him be in charge, i won’t go into too much detail since he’s literally still around and mostly the reason why everyone still watches the channel. but anyways he’s a pathetic loser, cringefail guy

xboxfan996- such a silly little guy, literally does not care if they succeed in killing smg4, just happy to hang out with people

x- idk why but i headcannon him as russian do not argue with me in this anyways he spends the whole video trying to not posses people since that’s his main form of being evil so he’s just kinda super uncomfortable being out in the open and shit

the visitor/ silent guy- so literally in the original video he’s from (sm64 bloopers: the visitor) hes completely mute for most of the video so i’m just taking that as like, he’s absolutely mute the whole time and no one knows sign language so everyone thinks he’s weird, even though he’s probably one of the smartest people in the group

crazy chinese dude- he’s not very evil so he’s just there to be weird tbh, very confused since he’s technically not a villain, he just yelled at smg4 once for showing up at his house

john geyham- smug shithead i love him, greasy game show host. is constantly beefing with smg3 since he feels like he ripped off his color palette and that he should be in charge

robot clone- so like after he blew up, i realized that his graphic was hall 9000’s little red eye thingy, and that hall 9000 appears in another video as a villain, and hall 9000 shows up in the crystal when smg3 uses it to bring all the villains back, but he’s not in this video? so personal head cannon, i think robot clone and hall 9000 ended up in the same scrap heap and sort of reached a symbiosis that hall can hang out in robot clone’s brain, and robot clone has the processing power now to still function

bot- weird gay nerd, thinks he’s smarter and way cooler than everyone else, he is pretty smart since most of these people are pretty dumb but he’s still mostly like a weird middle schooler

crazy toilet dude- pretty amicable when you’re not mean to his toilets, he’s just some dude who likes toilets and is participating because he thinks everyone there is a loser who needs guidance

tђє ๓๏ภรtєг/pepsi- literally he couldn’t fit in most the places to be evil, so i’m assuming he just left and blew up some toads during the video or some shit, maybe terrorized glowshire or the whoop whoop kingdom

anyways they all live in bloopersville in a big house and commit evil atrocities (inconveniencing the community and being loud in public places)

[newtstesco]

In mushroom mafia barbie and his son share the same color code bot and John grayham,i just like to belive they have a father-son relationship or something similar

i actually have a personal head cannon that the recolor that’s blue and black is actually a shape shifter and is hired by smg4 in the early days as a side character actor, though john geyham is his own seperate character. Bot could also technically fall into this category since he literally becomes luigi in operation gay, so there’s definitely something to that