#john constantine has a tumblr dedicated entirely to sladering the rest of the DCU and you know it

[kinsey3furry300]

That The Batman film really had the line "He's got about 500 followers online, all real freaks." about the Riddler.

My dude, the Riddler has less online clout than @were--ralph, and ralph just talks about fat hairy men's tummies and wolf-cock online. Gotham is fucking basic compared to Tumblr. FML how are we looking at comic book villains and thinking “Who are you, you don’t even have a werewolf pineapple meme you fucking donkey?” What's your 'sona Riddler? I bet it's boring as fuck you little Jeffrey Dahmer looking bitch. Bruce Wayne survived Rainfurest in a 80 pound custom fruit-bat fursuit breathing noting but nitrous oxide and ball sweat for three days ,and you wheeze in a basic gimp mask you pansy? Gothem deserves better villains my dude, go do some sudoku and chill man.

[angstandhappiness]

LMAO WUT

That The Batman film really had the line "He's got about 500 followers online, all real freaks." about the Riddler.

My dude, the Riddler has less online clout than @were--ralph, and ralph just talks about fat hairy men's tummies and wolf-cock online. Gotham is fucking basic compared to Tumblr. FML how are we looking and comic book villains and thinking “Who are you, you don’t even have a werewolf pineapple meme you fucking donkey?” What's your 'sona Riddler? I bet it's boring as fuck you little Jeffrey Dahmer looking bitch. Bruce Wayne survived Rainfurest in a 80 pound custom fruit-bat fursuit breathing noting but nitrous oxide and ball sweat for three days ,and you wheeze in a basic gimp mask you pansy? Gothem deserves better villains my dude, go do some sudoku and chill man.

[kinsey3furry300]

okay so you know how Gotham is basically an amalgam of everything Conservatives fear about iner cities? Like it had crime but also a wild punk and lgbtq scene? I bet it is the one town in America that has furry conventions as wild as the media thinks they are. Like, I don't know if you've been to conventions but if anyone is having sex in thiet suits they have somehow evolved an imunity to heatstroke. And yet you don't want to punch a fursuit: the pading is like a medieval gambeson, the gloves let you punch with your full weight and not hurt your hands like boxing gloves, the masks hide identity. But its not that intimidating, right? But in Gotham? Not only is every furry event that fucking wild, no villian will interfere just in case its batman and catwoman under the suit! Like, the meme that Batman is a furry is strong enough to protect every furry in the city, and also no one wants to fuck with manbat, and the Penguin, and Harley Quin's and the Joker's whole hyena motif thing...

Headcannon: Neither Joker, nor Catwoman, nor Manbat nor Penguin nor Joker are Furries. Harley and Poison ivy went once for a joke, and no one noticed.

Its Alfred. Every year, in a different immaculately detailed Redwall costume, and kicking arse on his one day off, that fills everyone in Gotham with fear, and no one knows but him.

He is the night. The very fluffy night. He has a Gullwacker and a sword.

Be afraid. Be very, very afraid.

That The Batman film really had the line "He's got about 500 followers online, all real freaks." about the Riddler.

My dude, the Riddler has less online clout than @were--ralph, and ralph just talks about fat hairy men's tummies and wolf-cock online. Gotham is fucking basic compared to Tumblr. FML how are we looking and comic book villains and thinking “Who are you, you don’t even have a werewolf pineapple meme you fucking donkey?” What's your 'sona Riddler? I bet it's boring as fuck you little Jeffrey Dahmer looking bitch. Bruce Wayne survived Rainfurest in a 80 pound custom fruit-bat fursuit breathing noting but nitrous oxide and ball sweat for three days ,and you wheeze in a basic gimp mask you pansy? Gothem deserves better villains my dude, go do some sudoku and chill man.