#john cavil

[pepsimaxxing]

[post-horse]

just a great monologue of John Cavil's from Battlestar Galactica S4E15 "No Exit"! him describing the limitations of a human form just hits so close to home, very much therian-coded!

[thebookbutterfly]

fanfiction isn’t enough, I need to chew on him

[edwardallenpoe]

to all the people who draw co Sherlock as a POC: i'm marrying you, you're right

[starlightervarda]

There are apparently people saying Argylle was terrible and did we watch the same movie?

This is the kind of cinema-experience people have been whining about missing for years? The 'they don't make movies like this anymore'???

Like it's got everything! The camp! The silly twists! The fun twists! The snappy fight choreography! The refreshingly sweet romance! All the fun spy movie callbacks and tropes! The dance scenes! The killing-people-to-fun-music! The cat in the backpack! Bryce Dallas Howard and Sam Rockwell taking turns doing the whirly bird! Dua Lipa in a glittery gold dress―

Oh, yeah Henry Cavill in an iconically terrible haircut too and the implication that his character is in love with John Cena's.

ffs if you are in need of a good time just go watch it and come back and discuss Elly/Aidan with me

[whichcouldmeanothing]

two spies, sitting in a speed boat, five feet apart cause they're not gay!

Argylle (2024) dir. Matthew Vaughn

[mangio-formaggio]

'argylle' was designed to check all my personal boxes with sam rockwell being silly and sexy malewife to a realistically built female superspy, who is very capable but also writes cringe gay fan fiction about henry cavill and john cena. there's also a cat.

[the-woman-upstairs]

In the universe of the film, there is ABSOLUTELY a contingent of fans that fervently ship Argylle/Wyatt and have the dominant ship on AO3 and trade elaborate fan theories about their hidden relationship and are convinced they’re meant to be endgame but the publishers won’t allow it. Of course, they go totally BALLISTIC when they learn they’re based on the author and her boyfriend.

[thegoosiestlucy]

argylle is very fun and very musically unhinged and very camp and you should all go see it in cinemas

[softchonk]

Okay i went to go see Argyle and the BIGGEST PROBLEM with that movie was not the tone, not the lack of Bryan Cranston, it was not even the bad special effects.

It was the fact that they had the perfect scenario for HENRY CAVILL and JOHN CENA to kiss in a comical scene, and THEY PUSSIED OUT???

[henricavyll]

I want all assets on them now. I need her to write the next chapter.

ARGYLLE (2024) dir. Matthew Vaughn

[scaryrabbit]

ARGYLLE (2024) Dir: Matthew Vaughn

[starsm00n]

Older men do it better.

[dearinglovebot]

I think we should let mathew vaughn make the prequel to argylle he wants to do and it should be almost exclusively done with henry cavill and john cena and it should be just as campy and romantic tropey as rachel/aiden was. they should write out the entire rachel/aiden backstory but only use two men to tell it. yes, they will be required to also kiss sloppy and be in a sexual situationship as per rachel/aiden established canon. it’s only fair. no pussying out this time. henry cavill should also be forced to get nonbinary with it and they should put him in a dress any time rachel would’ve worn one and he should reference his youth as “when i was a little girl”

[sinematically]

if Elly and Aiden make out at the end does that mean Argylle and Wyatt also do the same in the books???

[nkp1981]

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