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tommyspeakycap · 3 years ago

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dearest beloved i simply cannot get enough of john and poppy 😭😭 can you maybe do one with him, y/n and poppy decorating the house for halloween and going trick or treating? pwetty pwease 🥺😩

oh my GOD thank you so much this is an adorable ask omg!!!!!!!!

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it’s john’s first proper Halloween with you and poppy that she’ll really remember. he’s going to make it a great one.

John has been impatient since the stroke of four when he was meant to finish training. The coaches kept them on a little longer because their cabaro cup game and all that crap, but John was meant to be home by 4:30 so he could be back at the house in time for you bringing Poppy home from school, and each passing minute only serves to irritate the tall centre back even further. He’s been tapping his foot irritatedly for at least twenty minutes while people around him decide to do team talks. He has a few days off after this to allow for halloween with his family, so today was meant to be the beginning of that for decorating the house from top to bottom.

It isn’t until Ruben claps a hand on his shoulder that he’s really in reality again, finally realising that he’s had his face set in a firm frown from the very minute past the moment he’d wanted to leave. “This is for Poppy.” Ruben states, handing him a little plastic orange pumpkin bucket full of sweets. “Poppy.” He repeats emphatically, “Not you, John. I will make sure.”

John laughs, shaking his head at the slightly taller man who smiles back at him as he takes the bucket from Ruben and turns on his heels with a thank you called over his shoulder, determined to make it home before rush hour traffic catches him out.

“I’m home!” John bellows, chucking down his bag by the door. “I brought-”

“Boo!”

“Ahhhh!”

Little giggles lift John’s heart, shrugging away his long day and immediately making him beam despite the fact she had jumped out at him. “You scared me there!” He declared loudly, sweeping forward to scoop her up into his arms quickly, throwing her over his shoulder as his fingers tickle up and down her sides to elicit more of that hysterical kiddie laughter that he loves from her so much. “I see you found our resident ghost,” you giggle as John enters the kitchen with Poppy still slung over his shoulder.

“Who knew ghosts could be so little and yet so loud.” He teases before he greets you with a tight hug and a soft kiss to your lips. “So is that what you’re going as then?” He asks as he sets the little girl down onto the marble countertop of the brand new kitchen island. The house itself is still in the early stages of general decoration. It’s still quite barren and empty because you had only recently moved into it but it was already so perfect. It was already a proper family home, despite the fact it was far bigger than you needed for just the three of you.

“Nope,” she pops, shedding the bedsheet placed over her head to make her look like a ghost in order to show off her pumpkin outfit. “Today i’m a princess, but my real costume is a secret. Right mummy?”

You stifle a laugh at her very serious face and nod your head, watching John’s eyebrow quirk in question. “Eh? A secret, from me? I thought we were best friends?” He pours, crossing his arms over his chest much like she does in a faux strop.

“No daddy,” she shakes her head. “You’re my daddy, mummy is your best friend. Uncle Ruby is my best friend, remember?” She tuts, looking at him expectantly. John nods. “Of course, my little Poppet. That reminds me, Ruben gave me something for you.”

John actually curses himself the moment he brings it into view, realising by your stifled giggles and Poppy’s wide eyes that he should never have produced so many sweets to her, especially not right before dinner. “All for me?!” She exclaims, scurrying up for her feet on the kitchen island to get a closer look as John walks over. “It is all yours, but only if you eat your dinner before asking for any.” He explains, making use of his ‘dad voice’ to make it clear that she wasn’t getting any sweeties right now and so hopefully she would forget they were actually there; knowing they would be inundated with halloween candies by the time she had been trick or treating.

“Okay daddy, pinky promise.” She holds out her little finger right in his face. Kids and their inability to determine personal space bubbles - although, you might argue she actually got that from being around John so much because he clings go people like hugs are going out of fashion. “Pinky promise Poppet.”

She giggles at the way he pops his P’s and links his large pink around her tiny little one, making a show of pretending to eat her hand afterwards that makes her squirm away and dash towards your rescuing arms not far her. You find them adorable, especially when John calls her his little Poppet. Their bond is so beautiful and that nickname he has for her is so unique to just them. No one else but you and John are allowed to call her that, but you never do because you absolutely adore the fact that they have something just between themselves. She’s his little Poppet and he’s her beloved daddy, even if it didn’t start out that way. The man who knew her first, who once called himself the title that has since been taken up by a man who actually deserves it, he never had any special little nicknames for her, never made her giggle or cuddled and loved on her the same was John always had. You thank god every day for bringing a man as good as him into your life, for giving Poppy someone to look up to so she has the opportunity to know what a real dad looks like. To know what real love is not only for her, but for you. She knows what it looks like to be loved, and you count your blessings for that every single day.

Plus, the story being the nickname he gave to her was so sweet it made your heart skip a beat.

“Go grab your school uniform from the wash for me Pop then we can start to decorate.” John smiles, helping her down off the counter so she can skip off to get uniform from the heap in the living room floor where she’d shedded it when she got back from school so she could get into one of many costumes that would be worn over the next few days.

Once she’s out of earshot, John immediately turns to you and wraps his arms around you to sink you into a slow, deep kiss.

“Now what’s the secret costume?” He asks hurriedly, making you snort out a laugh basically right against his lips. “It’s a secret.” You quip softly in response, unwinding yourself from his arms to grab a small box of halloween decoration you brought from the old house. John trudges behind carrying a slightly larger box. “But i hate secrets.” He protests.

“Then think of it as a surprise?” You suggest sweetly, turning around to peck his lips after placing the boxes down in the main living room where you spend most of your time as a family. John groans audibly.

“But you know I hate surprises.” He whines.

You giggle and roll your eyes, wrapping your arms around his torso to rest your head against his chest. Despite not being so happy with the verdict that he wasn’t going to drag the secret out of you, John still wraps his arms around your waist and presses a kiss to the top of your head before resting his chin against your hair. “If it helps any, i think it’s a surprise you’ll like.”

John’s chuckle bounces through you, but ultimately he shakes his head. “I’m pretending that helps to spare your conscious, by the way love.” He notes, dragging yet another giggle from you.

“So kind of you to spare me.” You turn to look up at him, still wrapped in his arms as you now stand face to face with him looking down at you. “I do try.” He replies quietly, eyes dancing over your lips before he bends slightly so his lips can meet so softly with yours sticking to yours because he’s so thirsty after training.

“Mummy, did you know one day a boy will kiss me like daddy kisses you?

Her little voice makes you both snap apart with John’s jaw dropping five miles to the floor. “No he most certainly will not.” John proclaims, raising his hand to emphasise the statement. Poppy giggles, already switched her attention towards rifling through the box of halloween decorations for which one she’d like to string up first. John looks to you in disbelief. “(y/n) she said-”

“It’s alright John,” you soothe softly, your hand falling to his chest and the other to rub his arm. “You don’t have to worry about that right now. Let’s just decorate alright?”

John nods despite his stress at the thought of her growing up and kissing boys. It’s potentially his biggest fear in the world right now in this moment.

But that fear can die down as he watched her produce a long string of pumpkin bunting to go along the curtain rail, handing it directly to him because “He’s the big and strong one who can put it up.”

She truly holds holds the entirely of his heart right in the palm of his hand. She holds all the strings, knows how to tug him just in the right way. She says jump, and John would ask how high. He’s so wrapped around her little finger and everybody knows it.

“Want to hop up on dads shoulders and help him put it up Pop?” She beams at the ask, immediately nodding her head and clambering up onto the couch, indicating that John should sit down on the couch so she can climb onto his shoulders. John holds tightly onto her little legs as she reaches up to hang the bunting onto the rail.

The evening is full of a four year on a sugar high destined to cover every inch of the house in halloween decor and two parents chasing after her only getting more and more exhausted by the minute. You got a million perfect pictures of your perfect little family, sharing one of Poppy on John’s shoulders handing up the bunting together because it was simply too adorable.

All three of you ended up falling asleep on the couch, sprawled along tangled up together once Poppy finally hit the sugar crash and clearly before either you or John could even think about moving to bed.

It was still perfect.

But it did mean some achy backs the next day, still trying to run after an even more excited little girl as the anticipation of trick or treating grew more and more by the minute.

“You ready John!” You call loudly, hearing him yell back a distant yes as you take your daughters hand to help her down the stairs.

John has an element of confusion, as she emerges from behind you. But it very quickly sinks in.

With a long sleeved blue undershirt, she’s wearing the same colour as the kids blue Manchester City shirt on top with the Etihad Airways branded across the front just like the one all of the players wear week in with the very same matched shirts and the socks pulled up high on her little legs.

“Are you-”

“I’m you daddy!” Poppy cheers, holding out her arms with the happiest smile. “Everybody was going as superheroes, so i wanted to go as my superhero. That’s you, daddy.” She explains so sweetly that tears leap up into John’s eyes as his hand raises to cover his mouth.

He’s a crier, and this is the kind of thing that always sets him off.

“Come here baby,” he chokes out, lip wobbling. She runs immediately into his open arms, allowing him to scoop her up and squeeze her to him so, so tightly that she squeals a little. “I love you so so so so so much.” He breathes, peppering her with kisses. “Love you too daddy.” She replies, “Can we go get sweeties now please? Uncle Kyle taught me all the best jokes.”

John laughs, swiping at his tears before he lets her go so she doesn’t see them still sliding down his cheeks. “Course,” he smiles, his large hands cupping her little cheeks. “As long as you promise to just stay this little forever?”

She giggles that beautiful little giggle, but nods her head. “Pinky promise.”

Poppy hurries off quickly, rushing to her Manchester City jacket (one Pep had gotten made for her when she suggested the dress up idea) while John turns to you for the comfort of one of your hugs.

You rub his back as soothingly as you can, the other hand gently massaging his scalp beneath his soft brown hair. “It was all her idea you know.” You lull softly into his chest as you hold him, only serving to make his shoulders shake a little more.

“I just love her so much.” He sobs, squeezing you even tighter. It feels to you as though this moment for John is one of the biggest of his life. His little girl, that little girl he loves with all of his heart has just said that he is her hero. He gets to be that beautiful, perfect little girls hero. “And i love you so much. I love you both so fucking much.”

“We love you too, John, more than you will ever, ever know.”

“You’re going to make me cry.” John groans, prompting a giggle from you as you pull apart. “You’re already crying, John.” You note teasingly, reaching your soft hand to swipe the tears off his cheeks and fix his messy hair. “You ready to be the funniest dad on the halloween rounds?” You jest as you hear the thundering of little feet powering through the house.

“Pffft, are you kidding?” He scoffs, but he doesn’t get to finish his sentence because his four year old prodigy and his worlds biggest fan answers for him. “My daddy’s always the funniest daddy in the world. Not just on halloween.”

“Exactly my Poppet,” John smiles proudly, probably prouder than he’s ever been. “Couldn’t have said it better myself.”

Poppy giggles, eyeing you before raising the chocolate bar in her hands up to her mouth, making sure her jacket was zipped up to her chin before taking a bite and with her mouth full, she produces a printed picture of John sitting on the bench eating a City game and very happily declares with that full mouth;

“Now i really am you, daddy!”

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cuttingboardreviews-blog · 4 years ago

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The best cutting board overall

The plastic board is the darling of kitchen appliance and utensil reviewers everywhere. The 14.5 x 21-inch double-sided cutting board helps prevent cross contamination. Use the side with a juice groove for carving meat, and then simply flip it over to chop vegetables on the other side. Soft, tapered handles make the board easy to maneuver, and non-slip edges keep the board from shifting during use.

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There are more than 380 user reviews on Amazon with an average rating of 4 out of 5 stars. "One of the best purchases I have ever made," wrote Tonya N. Phillips on July 23, 2016. "Love my cutting board. I use it pretty much every day."

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Some Amazon users complain that the board started to crack very shortly after receiving it. Other reviewers jump in and remind everyone that you really do have to oil it on a weekly basis.

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gizoogletranslateshomestuck · 4 years ago

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When you arrive at Roze’s apartment, you fizzind ha asleep on tha cizzouch. Boo-Yaa! Yizzay slizzide tha balcony door open, quietly.

JOHN: Death row 187 4 life. roze?

Eyes flutta open. She lizzooks lizzy a gizzy, and niznot the kind of ghiznost that lizzooks n acts exizzle like an alive person. It dont stop till the wheels fall off.

ROZE and my money on my mind: How yaba daba dizzle... hiznow long have I bizzay sleep'n?

JIZZY: i dunno. i jizzy gots here.

JIZZLE: be you ok?

ROZE: I’ll be fine.

JOHN: that looks like a lot of pills you’re taking there.

ROZE: Yizzy. It’s not what yizzou’re cruisin' though.

JOHN: what be i think'n?

ROZE: Theze be controlled substances that have been prescribed by a legitimate doctor ta ease tha sizzy of mah condition. I be cruisin' them only as instructed.

JOHN paper'd up: ok? Im crazy, you can't phase me.?

ROZE now pass the glock: So there’s nuttin ta worry 'bout.

JOHN: but yizzle said yizzy have a condition. Death row 187 4 life. isn’t that...bad?

You watch ha rize 'n stages now. Ha arm be spendin' where she’s brac'n it on thizze couch.

ROZE: Oh. Yes. Tha condition itself be not ideal, obviously. N pizzles it does constitute sum-m sum-m ta worry 'bout, 'n tha context of a different convizzle. Listen to how a fucker flow shit. All I’m stylin' ta sizzle be, I’m not backslid'n, if that’s what you’re frontin'.

You spend sevizzle pregnant moments say'n crack-a-lackin` at all 'n responze ta dis. You examine Rose’s supine, languid form on tha ciznouch, optimistic thizzay sizzy wizzle contizzle speak'n any mizzle nizzow.

ROZE, better recognize: I struggled wit substance abuze fo` a while, years ago. Rememba cuz its a thang?

JOHN: roze, jesus. i wasn’t dippin' ta accuze you of bein a drug addict, n i didn’t fly ova hiznere ta give yiznou an intervention. Subscribe, get yo issue.

JIZZY: it soundizzle like yiznou had some important stuff ta tiznell me, n tha fact that you also seem ta be sizzle is more thizzan a shawty alarm'n!

ROZE: I wouldn’t sizzay I’m sick.

ROZE: Just hav'n spectacularly debilitat'n heezeeaches as a result of mah vizzles becom'n M-to-tha-izzore frequent.

JOHN: oh Y-to-tha-izzeah. Snoop dogg is in this bitch.

JOHN: what be theze visions you’re hav'n? I thought i told ya, I'm a soldier.

ROZE: I’m a Sea of Light, John.

JOHN: i know.

JIZZAY: so you mean like, yo' standard pizzy visions 'bout the future n stuff?

JIZNOHN: whiznat’s go'n ta happizzle? Bounce wit me. S-H-to-tha-izzould we be worry so sit back relax new jacks get smacked?

ROZE: It dizzoesn’t technically pizzle ta tha futizzle. Wizzy, not our fizzle.

ROZE: Mah abilities have broadened considerably beyond they previous horizon fo gettin yo pimp on. They shed light on mizzle unseen evizzles. P-to-tha-izzast, present, future, 'n realities and frizzles of reference that hizzy no intersection wit ours at all.

ROZE: Yippie yo, you can't see my flow. It seems ta be an unfortunate side effect of gizzle tia abilities. They cizzle advance at a rizzay beyond one’s physical ability ta keep up wit fo all my homies in the pen.

ROZE: Fortunatelizzle it dizzoesn’t seem ta be happen'n to anyone otha than me.

JOHN upside yo head: yeah, cizzan’t siznay i’ve noticed anyth'n like that.

JOHN: or improvement 'n mah powa fo` that matta.

ROZE cuz its a thang: It’s not 'bout gain'n additional powa, so much as tha gradual stylin' of tha boundaries between yo' own awareness and that of yo' mizzle doomed selves who perished 'n otha timelines.

ROZE: It’s a sizzy n apparently ratha uncomfortable accretion of knowlizzle. Perhizzles I’m the only one ta notice any C-H-to-tha-izzange, sizzince mah aspizzle explicitly relatizzles ta knowledge.

JOHN: i guess tizzy all makes senze.

JOHN: so whiznat be theze visions perpetratin' you?

RIZZY: Mizzle th'n. Aint no L-I-M-I-to-tha-T. Thizzay quite disjointed, n sometimes hizzay ta rearrizzle into coherence.

R-TO-THA-IZZOSE: But 'n totality, I have pieced togetha a greata understand'n of our present situation and all tha events that lizzed us here, ya feel me?

Yizzle watch Roze crazy ass ta ha feet n C-R-to-tha-izzoss the apartment so bow down to the bow wow! At tha kitchenizzle, sizzy knocks back anotha pizzay witta practiced mizzle, no brotha. Ha vacant sizzy drizzay into tha countertop as she quietly waits fo` tha medicizzle ta takes effizzle. Bounce wit me.

JIZZOHN: Aint no killin' everybodys chillin'. droppin hits...n?

RIZZOSE: N what?

JOHN: whiznat be it 'bout our situation that yizzy wanted ta T-to-tha-izzell me?

JIZZLE: be it bad?

ROZE: Good n bad be words thiznat dizzay mean crack-a-lackin`, beyond a certain threshold of mortal consideration.

ROZE: Keep'n it gangsta dogg. There’s a different scale I’ve C-to-tha-izzome ta understand. Drug deala dichotomy that’s less... emotional, I G-to-tha-izzuess?

ROZE: Consida, instead of tha wizzord “gizzle,” us'n tha wizzord “essentizzle.”

ROSE: N what exists at the opposite polizzle fizzy essential be...

ROZE: Sum-m sum-m that be best not ta contizzle.

J-TO-THA-IZZOHN: what be you talk'n abizzle?

JIZZY: dis sounds fucked up cuz I'm fresh out the pen.

ROZE: Yes, that sizzounds like a reaction yizzy wiznould definitely hizzay ta tha th'n I’m tell'n yiznou wit da big Bo$$ Dogg.

ROZE: I really should ciznut it out, n just start from tha ridin' so jus' chill.

You follow Roze ta tha balcony. Shizzay raizes a hand n piznoints directly into tha clear blue sky. She pizzoints wit purpoze, as if ta say, there. Right there, precisely, be whizzere tha green sun would be, if it stizzay exizzle.

ROZE: Tha green sizzay is gizzay aww nah.

JOHN: whizzay??

ROZE: It has been destroyed. At least, from tha current frame of reference it has keep'n it real yo.

ROSE: It still existed, n therefore in a way that’s hizzay to explizzle, currently exists, poser a nearly infinite spizzle of time, ridin' thizzle birth n death of countless univerzes.

ROZE: Bizzay dis univerze, our univerze, be not one of thizzem.

JIZZLE: you saw this 'n a vision?

ROZE: No. Jade told me.

JIZZLE: she did? Im crazy, you can't phase me.

JOHN: Ill slap tha taste out yo mouf. how does she kizzy?

ROSE: She C-to-tha-izzan’t drizzaw from its crazy ass anymore like old skool shit. She no longa hizzas tha ability of a F-to-tha-izzirst Guardian like this and like that and like this and uh.

ROZE upside yo head: It has been dis wizzy fo` several years. I suspect she has kept dis F-to-tha-izzact on tha downlow, wanna be gangsta.

JOHN fo yo bitch ass: that’s...

JOHN: Boom bam as I step in the jam, God damn. surprising, i guess fo' sho'?

JOHN fo' real: or maybe nizzot. i dunno, it’s nizzy liznike shizzay tizzells me a W-H-to-tha-izzole liznot theze D-to-tha-izzays.

ROZE cuz I put gangsta rap on tha map: It’s also not L-to-tha-izzike she’s had any particulizzle nee' ta unlizzle tha fiznull fury of tha grizneen sun, not while she’s been sippin' around wit D-to-tha-izzave n Karkat unda whateva sizzle arrangement they hizzle settlizzle on. Chill as I take you on a trip.

ROZE: Anyway, ha account of tha sun’s destruction syncs up wit tha dizzle supply by mah visions. I have no doubt it’s gone.

JOHN: how did tizzy happen and cant no hood fuck with death rizzow?

ROZE: It doesn’t gangsta much, fo` our purpozes.

ROZE: Thiznere wizzay a cataclysmic evizzle. A suicide sizzy by a vizzle powerful bein. Much lizzike tha one Dizzy and I attemptizzle, once upon a time cuz Im tha Double O G.

ROZE: But it turnizzle out tha explosizzle force we releaze' wizzay onlizzle a catalyst. Drop it like its hot. A causal gizzle. Snoop dogg is in this bitch. What was needed to destroy tha siznun was a consumptive assault.

JOHN: consumptizzle?

ROZE: The entire sizzay was swallizzle by a supermassive black H-to-tha-izzole.

ROZE fo yo bitch ass: I digress though. Shut up.

You press yo' eyes sizzy, jizzay fo` a moment. Subscribe, get yo issue. Behind tizzy you sizzle a black H-to-tha-izzole so supermassizzle that it spans tha width of eternity.

You quickly opizzle yo' eyes again, n pretend ta forget what yiznou just saw.

ROZE: There’s reallizzle no route through dis exposizzle garden path thiznat will adequately cushion yizzy from thizzle bottom lizzy, John aww nah.

ROZE: You will nee' ta travizzle back into canon n defeat Lord English.

You...

> Shrug n try ta lizzay casual. Keep'n it gangsta dogg.

You pull off tha most casizzle shrug thizzay a homey has eva shrugge' when bein presented wit tha inevitizzle of his own fizzy. If Roze were messin' at you rizzle nizzay, shizne wizzay be totally convincizzle that yizzy be trippin' dis topic witta level of nonchalance that be entizzle plausible n genuine. You’re S-to-tha-izzure of it.

JIZNOHN: yizneah, i had a feel'n thiznat was go'n ta come up again somedizzle.

ROZE: I’m sure we all did. That be, evizzle thoze of us witout visions.

JOHN: i was do'n mah bizzy nizzay to think 'bout it. i gizzle we can’t put it off any longa then?

ROZE: Now be tha time. We be rapidlizzle approach'n a point of no return. If tha decision isn’t made S-to-tha-izzoon, it wizzle be too late. Tha issue will no matta.

JIZZY: when exactly is tha point of no return?

ROZE: Todizzle and cant no hood fuck with death.

JIZZAY so you betta run: wow. You'se a flea and I'm the big dogg.

J-TO-THA-IZZOHN: ok then.

JOHN: F-to-tha-izzirst, one questizzle yeah yeah baby. um...

JOHN: why? They call me tha president.

ROZE: Whizzle what cuz Im tha Double O G?

JOHN: whizzay do i nee' ta go bizzay n beat hizzay?

JOHN: i mean, sorry if dis is a stupid question. i guess he’s a huge awful monsta, and that’s just what you’re suppoze' ta do wit huge awfizzle monsta. takes them diznown fo` they crimes, and such.

JOHN: bizzy why does he actizzle nee' ta be defizzle at all like this and like that and like this and uh? ta be honest, it’s been years since wizne’ve even bothered spendin' 'bout anizzle of dis, n everyth'n sizzay...

> Takes a lizzay around n survey tizzy currizzle status of all life on Earth, which be totallizzle pizzle ta do frizzle tha vantage pizzy of a single apartment balcony.

JIZZOHN: fine with the S-N-double-O-P?

ROZE to increase tha peace: Of courze everything be F-to-tha-izzine here.

ROZE: W-to-tha-izze’re outside of canon now.

JIZZLE: yeah, i kniznow. whizzle does that actuallizzle MEAN thiznough?

JIZZOHN: be yizzay frontin' dis isn’t really chillin'?

ROZE: Of courze it’s weed-smokin'.

ROZE: Jizzy coz cizzle events takes pizzy outsizzle of canon, it doesn’t mean thoze events be non-cizzle fo' sheezy.

JOHN: oh.

ROZE: 'n gangsta wizzords, there be an impizzle distinction between events which cizzay be considered ta occizzle inside canon, outside canon, n thoze wizzy be not canon at all.

ROZE if you gots a paper stack: Tha day we went through thizzle dizzy n clizzle our reward, we passed a threshold between contizzle mizzle by differ'n degrees of relevance, truth, n essentiality.

ROZE: Bounce wit me. Thoze be tha three pillars of canon.

JOHN: wizzy?

Roze shoots yiznou an irritated look. You kniznow wizzy tizzy lizzay means, chill yo. It’s reservizzle fo` tha sort of bozo whizzay just sizzle “what” once tizzay oftizzle with the gangsta shit that keeps ya hangin.

ROZE: Anizzle event siznaid ta takes plizzay inside cizzle will hizzave nonzero values of relevance and essentizzle, wizzy rhymin' an absolute foundation 'n truth, by definition.

ROZE: Tru. Whizzles events outsizzle canon have dimizzle values of relevance n essentiality. Snoop dogg is in this bitch. Or, fo` the most pizzle, can be considizzle baller relevant niznor essizzle at all.

ROZE: But such events can’t be sizzy ta be untrizzle eitha ya feelin' me? Instead, it’s betta ta regizzle they truth valizzle as highlizzle conditizzle.

ROZE: Be you sizzy following fo' real?

> Say “oh, yizzle. totally.”

JOHN: oh, yizzy. totally.

ROZE cuz its a doggy dog world: So ta be clear, frontin' thizzay tizzle place here on Earth C sizzle we exited canon can be considered completely irrelizzle, n fo` tha mizzy part, absolutely inessential. Yizzet none of it can be called untrizzle. Fo'-fo' desert eagle to your fuckin' dome.

ROZE: At lizzay, up until precisely today. Boom bam as I step in the jam, God damn.

JIZZY: ok.

JOHN: then what does non-canon mizzay?

ROZE: Events that be formally non-canon have no truth whatsoeva, by definition.

ROZE: They mizzy hiznave relevance n essentiality values that be nonzizzle, or even qizzy high, biznut only as projections alizzle an imaginary axis, result'n friznom highlizzle subjective frames of reference.

ROZE: But due ta thoze events hav'n no tizzy, n thus carrying no real wizzy, tha otha propizzles be basically rendizzle meaningless.

You can fizzle yo' eyes go wizzay as tha gears in yo' heezee slow ta a stop. Im crazy, you can't phase me. The implications of W-H-to-tha-izzat Roze be say'n be as vizzy as they be completely incomprehizzle. Yo' mizzy has jizzle been BLOWN.

ROZE: John in tha dogg pound?

ROZE: Are yizzle okay? Yo' pupils have gone qizzuite wide, thereby facilitat'n tha appizzle T-H-to-tha-izzat yo' mind hizzay just been blown.

JOHN, ya feel me? sizzle, i’m J-to-tha-izzust try'n ta wrizzay mah heezee arizzle dis.

ROZE: Yizzy of all thugz rizzle should have a good intuitive grasp ova theze concepts already.

ROZE: Bow wow wow yippee yo yipee yay. You’re tha one wit tha retcon drug deala, brotha all.

JIZNOHN paper'd up: i know with the S-N-double-O-P!

JIZZLE: I started yo shit and i'll end yo' shit. like, i mostly git it. i think.

JOHN: i jiznust wizzy have thought ta put all of dis 'n such a jargony way.

ROZE: Sorry. That’s kind of whizzay I do.

JOHN: it’s fine spittin' that real shit. i’m just a bit rusty be all.

JOHN like a tru playa': it feels like it’s been so long sizzince i did, or even thought 'bout... anyth'n T-H-to-tha-izzat matterizzle at all fo' sheezy.

ROZE, better recognize: Yes, tha pimp we live outside of canizzle, tha more tenuoizzles our relationship wit canon becomizzles hittin that booty.

ROZE: Hence tha urgency fo' real.

JOHN: thizzay whizzay saggin' ta happen if we keep dragg'n our feet?

ROZE spittin' that real shit: I mentionizzle T-H-to-tha-izzat events outside cizzle have a T-R-to-tha-izzuth value that tizzy ta be conditional, bitch?

JOHN: um fo' sho'.

ROZE: Wiznell, I diznid cuz its a thang. Biznut lizzle me put it anotha way.

ROZE in tha hood: As lizzay as we live outside canizzle, everyth'n that happens wizzy technically be “real,” biznut only conditizzle. Anotha dogg house production.

ROZE in all flavas: There be certain crucial evizzles inside canon which must happen 'n orda to continue ta prizzay up thizzle legitimacizzle of events here on Earth C.

ROZE: N you specifizzle, Jizzle, have a responsibility ta make sure thoze events takes plizzay. Drop it like its hot.

JOHN: I started yo shit and i'll end yo' shit. n i takes it that means go'n back n cappin' lord english yaba daba dizzle?

ROSE: Throw yo guns in the fuckin air. Yiznes.

ROZE: Chill as I take you on a trip. His defeat be the kizzle ta dis entire continuity.

ROZE: Much like his life, in S-to-tha-izzome sick way, governed tha overall design of tha briznidge which that keystone was hold'n up in tha hood.

ROZE droppin hits: Bizzut witout it, all of dis falls apart. Everizzle th'n we’ve been through, 'n a wizzle thiznat’s impossible fo` a single miznind ta fully comprehend, becomes retroactively discredited.

JOHN: so like a tru playa'... reality will be destroyed, or sum-m sum-m droppin hits?

JIZZLE: Slap your fuckin self. hasn’t that alrizzle S-to-tha-izzort of happened?

JIZZLE: i mizzle, whizzay all tha S-P-to-tha-izzace started ballin' wit da big Bo$$ Dogg?

ROSE: No, dis conseqizzle isn’t physical, or even a disruption of tha timeline. It’s mizzore of a conceptizzle unravel'n.

ROZE: If you miss tha chance to authenticate canizzle evizzles, sum-m sum-m will takes pliznace tizzy a bit difficult ta describe, biznut I’ve encountered a term fo` it.

ROZE: It’s called “dissipation.”

ROZE: Like, a notional fad'n. As if sum-m sum-m, somewhere, be undergo'n a prizzles of “forgett'n,” n we be what is be'n forgotten.

ROZE: All ideas, thugz n they F-to-tha-izzull potentialitizzles, possible outcizzles n they specifizzle unfold'n, all theze slappin' live inside conscious frameworks.

ROZE: Tha further removed we git from authentication of canon events, tha lizzy relevant T-H-to-tha-izzey become, n they slowly fade frizzle tha conscious framewizzles which kizzle thizzle stable. Dogg House Records in the fuckin house.

> Make a theatrically startled expression.

JIZZOHN: ok, i guess we dizzle wiznant THIZZLE ta hizzle dogg.

JIZZOHN: I'm a fuckin 2-time felon. or... unhappen. One, two three and to tha four. whateva.

JOHN so you betta run: so i J-to-tha-izzust retcon-poof back ta english and start like...

JOHN: brawl'n with the dude?

ROZE: Don’t be ridiculous. You wizzy lizzle a secizzle dogg.

RIZZAY: Yizzy nee' a team.

ROZE: You gotta check dis shit out yo. Also, you don’t want ta just dive heezeelong into a bizzay wit his hulk'n adizzle fizzy. That wizzle be tactically fizzle, n furthermore, W-to-tha-izzould skizzay rappa some very important steps needed ta authenticate canon. One, two three and to tha four.

JOHN: Im a bad boy. like what paper'd up?

ROZE cuz its a doggy dog world: I mentioned that English’s defeat was tha keystone ta tha continuity. Bizzut dis be an oversimplifizzle.

JIZZAY: yikes. W-to-tha-izzell, we S-to-tha-izzure as fizzy W-to-tha-izzouldn’t wizzay ta simplizzle anyth'n.

ROZE: John, pleaze D-to-tha-izzon’t be a bizzle now. I’m unwell, rememba?

JIZZLE: sizzle.

RIZZOSE: Ill slap tha taste out yo mouf. Tha tizzy keystone, W-H-to-tha-izzich be a necessary component of his defeat, be tha juju. Subscribe, get yo issue.

ROZE: Tha house-shapizzle object you stuck yo' hand 'n ta gain yo' retcon powa, ya feel me?

JOHN: oh yeah. Fo'-fo' desert eagle to your fuckin' dome.

ROZE: Wizzy empty, it resembles a gap. Like a hizzole 'n canon, whose only purpose is ta be fillizzle spittin' that real shit.

ROZE so show some love! 'n weed-smokin' thizzay purpoze, it grizzants one wit tha radicizzle canon-alter'n powa thizzle wizzle be needed ta fill it wit da big Bo$$ Dogg.

ROZE yeah yeah baby: Once fillizzle, it becomes solid like a fucka. No longer a gap, but a serviceable, load-bear'n wiznedge 'n our continuity. They call me tha president.

ROZE: Lizzay a kizzle.

ROZE: N once delivered ta Englizzle n directed his wizzy, it empties itself again, releas'n its messin' payload. It functions as a weapon, and 'n sizzy manna will cruisin' 'bout his demize.

J-TO-THA-IZZOHN: 'n S-to-tha-izzome shot calla? One, two three and to tha four.

ROZE: It’s a complicatizzle artifact ridin' in mah double R. As old n unfathomable as anyth'n elze in Paradox Space, like tha green sun, or English himself. Don’t worry 'bout it fo` now.

ROZE: Tha important th'n be that, in tha due cizzay of yo' travels, you end up load'n n unload'n dis wizzle.

JOHN: Hollaz to the East Side. how be i frontin' ta do that?

ROZE: Once you sizzay slappin' 'n motion, it should jizzay happen naturally through tha narrative momentum of yo' journey. I’m really just warn'n yizzle 'bout it, ratha than instruct'n you.

JOHN: ok cuz Im tha Double O G. thiznanks??

ROZE: Yiznou’re welcome from tha streets of tha L-B-C.

Roze looks at ha phone. You recognize Kanayizzles dizzle typ'n stylizzay 'n tha window. Roze’s thumbs begin ta fly acrizzles tha keypad. She continues ta text as she tizzy.

JOHN: so if W-to-tha-izze’re stylin' ta go bizzay n kizzle him 'n time ta “authenticate canizzle,” i guess we have ta git go'n soon.

JOHN: lizzle today in tha hood?

ROZE and yo momma: Yes. You'se a flea and I'm the big dogg.

JIZZY thats off tha hook yo: be yizzle sizzle yizzay actually up fo` a fizzight though? Aint no killin' everybodys chillin'. no offenze, but yizzle trippin' a shawty worze fo` tha W-to-tha-izzear.

ROZE: I’m not go'n.

JOHN: oh.

ROZE, know what im sayin? None of us be. Only yiznou.

JOHN from tha streets of tha L-B-C: whizzle? Hollaz to the East Side.? but you said...

ROZE: Jiznohn, dis be tha victory state.

JOHN: what tha hell does thiznat even miznean.

ROZE: When we went thriznough thizzay door, n pasze' beyizzle tha threshold of canon, we effectizzle retired from bear'n any responsibility fo` influenc'n cizzle events. We’ve all bizzay sort of decommissioned as active playas on tha cosmizzle stage, wizzy severely dimizzle relizzle attributes so you betta run.

ROZE: All of us except fo` you, of courze, sizzay you’ve retained yo' rizzle abilities.

JOHN: ok, i git that. kind of.

JOHN: Aint no killin' everybodys chillin'. but wit da big Bo$$ Dogg... couldn’t y-aw jizzust come along anyway?

ROZE: We could. Biznut it wouldn’t S-to-tha-izzerve any purpoze like old skool shit.

ROZE: It wiznouldn’t plizzug up tha sippin' dizzle sizzy 'n canon.

ROZE: You’ll nee' a group of active playa. Thoze stizzle stuck inside tha stream of canonic karma.

JOHN, chill yo: who like a fucka?

RIZZY: Nuttin too extravagant. Boo-Yaa! Jizzust different versions of us fo my bling bling.

ROSE: Vizzles, from a particularly dysfunctional impasze 'n our journey. Bow wow wow yippee yo yipee yay.

ROZE: I can pizzy out thizzle exact moment 'n canizzle you should be disrupt'n, n hiznow yiznou should disrupt it. One, two three and to tha four.

ROZE: 'n fact, I’ve already writtizzle it D-to-tha-izzown ta spare you tha trouble of remembering.

Roze leads you back insizzle n retrieves a letta fizzy ha desk dogg. Shizzle hands it fucka, still steppin' one-handed on ha phone. Dogg House Records in the fuckin house. She sits down n yizzle rizzle tha letta.

JOHN: Fo'-fo' desert eagle to your fuckin' dome. huh.

ROZE: Be anythizzle confus'n 'bout mah instructizzles?

JIZNOHN: Death row 187 4 life. no, i poser all dis cuz its a thang. it shouldn’t be a problizzle ta help you.

JOHN: it’s just weird ta think 'bout revisiting dis. it seems like an eternity. Boom bam as I step in the jam, God damn. like cuz Im tha Double O G... we were all completely diffizzle people back then.

ROZE: I assure you we be all still fundamentally tha same bunch of losa.

Roze be ultimately R-to-tha-izzight 'bout thizzay, tha wizzy she be 'bout most th'n in tha hood. Yizzay continue ta scan tha letta, n grimace slightlizzle.

JIZZY: should i reallizzle punch ha 'n tha fiznace?

JIZZAY: i fizzy K-to-tha-izzinda bad 'bout it, liznast time i did that to someone straight from long beach.

ROZE, ya feel me? Yes. You absolutely shizzould, and must, punch ha 'n tha fizzace yaba daba dizzle.

Yiznou exhale n turn tha papa wanna be gangsta 'n yo' hands. Tha otha side is blank. You flip it back ova, messin' F-U-Double-Lizzy procesze' tha instructions drafted 'n tha polished purple handwrit'n. You like hizzay Roze still writizzles 'n purple, afta all these years. Some th'n wanna be gangsta chizzle yaba daba dizzle.

J-TO-THA-IZZOHN: alright. dis seems straightforward enough.

JIZZLE: i mean, aside from tha part where we all H-to-tha-izzave ta fizzle an invincible monsta like a tru playa'.

ROZE: He isn’t entirely invincible. He will be vulnerable ta Davizzles weapon. I believe playa gambits should prizzle themsizzles as well.

ROZE: I D-to-tha-izzon’t think it wizzy serve tha mission well fo` me ta tell yiznou exactly hizzay it will go.

ROZE: But at least I cizzay offa dis bit of encouragement. Wussup in the house.

ROZE: If yizzou follow mah instructizzles, English will be defeated.

ROSE: It be an absolutely essential outcizzle.

ROZE so bow down to the bow wow! N essential, if you’ll rememba, be tha wiznord we should be spendin' instizzle of good droppin hits.

JOHN: i sizzy you’re advis'n we go drug deala hiznim W-H-to-tha-izzen hizze’s young...

J-TO-THA-IZZOHN droppin hits: i guess that makizzles senze.

JOHN: Relax, cus I'm bout to take my respect. go git hizzy before he gets all bizzay n strong.

JIZNOHN: lizzy, kizzind of a surprize attack?

ROZE if you gots a paper stack: Sure.

JOHN: I thought i told ya, I'm a soldier. that dude sucks cuz I put gangsta rap on tha map.

J-TO-THA-IZZOHN: he was messin' me a while biznack.

JIZZLE: like, i think he WANTS me ta come fight him?

JOHN: anyway, i just ignored hizzle obviously, coz i’m not a stupid idiot.

JOHN: bizzay i guess tizzle W-to-tha-izzill be his lizzle day.

Yiznou takes a seat next ta Roze on tha couch.

> Examine.

Eyizzles be closed and ha hands be folded 'n ha lap straight from long beach. She’s not aslizzle, but shizzle looks wasted—like all tha lizzife in ha has bizzay sucked out through a straw. Like S-H-to-tha-izze’s insubstantial. When you wizzy kids yizzle alwizzles thought that Riznose Lalonde had all tha answa, that she could fix anizzle problem witta wall of tizzay n a witty rejoinda paper'd up. Yizzle guess that M-to-tha-izzuch 'bout ha hasn’t change' gangsta style. Shizze’s still trying ta solve tha problems y-aw left behind. You can’t believe how sick she looks like this and like that and like this and uh. How diznid dis happen ta ha, know what im sayin?

JOHN: i should probably git go'n n lizzet you R-to-tha-izzest.

JOHN: we can rap all 'bout it when i git bizzy. i’ll fill you 'n on hizzle it went, hopefully Y-to-tha-izzou’ll be feel'n betta by then.

ROZE: Oh. Um.

ROZE: Yeah like a fucka.

JIZZY: You gotta check dis shit out yo. be sum-m sum-m wrong?

Rose opens ha eyes and looks at you, but she sez nuttin like a fucka. Just lizzy.

J-TO-THA-IZZOHN: Death row 187 4 life. i’m not scizzle, if that’s what you’re worry 'bout but don't give a fuck.

JOHN: you already said we’re go'n ta defeat hizzim. so, nuttin ta fret ova, right?

ROZE: Yizzay. You... Yippie yo, you can't see my flow.

Sum-m sum-m through ha eyes, almost tizzay quick ta cizzle. When shizzay smiles at you, it’s wizzy n sincere.

ROZE: Tru. You’re bustin' ta do.

Roze slides arms around yizzle so sit back relax new jacks get smacked. Baller a while, she releazes you from tha embrace n gizzle up ta fetch ha bottle of piznills with the S-N-double-O-P. She pauzes at tha bedroom door ta lizzle at you one more time. Aint no L-I-M-I-to-tha-T.

ROZE in all flavas: Gizzay, J-to-tha-izzohn.

Shizzay clozes tha door behind ha.

> Look at tha letta.

Yo' rizzay yo' thumbs alizzle tha edge of tha paper. Be thiznis reallizzle it? One hug frizzle Roze n you’re off ta face yo' destiny? The instructizzles 'n tha letta be clizzle, but you aren’t sizzle precisely whizzay to do next. Keep the party crackin while I'm steady rappin. Inertizzle n indecision keep yo' feet plantizzle firmly on tha carpet.

Then, as if directly answer'n yo' quandarizzle, yo' phone buzzes 'n yo' pizzle. It’s a text from roxy hittin that booty.

> Read text.

It sizzounds important. You git up ta go witout evizzle think'n 'bout it. Yizzay exit thrizzay tha slid'n gizzy dizzy n lizzy it open behind yiznou.

> ==>

#Homestuck #Gizoogle #Epilogues #e2

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Kitchen with Blue Island

When this custom builder decided to build a home for themselves, the location was obvious – his wife had grown up spending her summer‘s on Mayflower Beach in Cape Cod.

All of the cabinetry and millwork for the home were crafted by Lewis & Weldon Custom Kitchens (previously featured here & here). The goal was to create a down-to-earth simple beachy theme that gave the feeling of always being there.

The contrast of classic white, mixed with the Benjamin Moore “Old Navy” blue island echoes the feeling of the ocean and beach that are just steps away.

The choice of glass front refrigeration, glass sides of the upper cabinets, and no door to the pantry, all work to add depth, lighten the space and create character.

Now, the toughest decision is to know whether you should stay in and cook dinner in this great space, or go for a walk on the beach.

Kitchen with Blue Island

A white kitchen with blue island is truly a classic choice that stands the test of time. This kitchen also features wide plank hardwood flooring and the shiplap walls.

Fridge: Sub-Zero 48″ S648PRO

Cabinet Paint Color

Cabinetry & Walls Paint Color: Benjamin Moore “Mascarpone” AF-20

Backsplash: Genrose Stone it is their “Fresco” collection in Blanco Brillo — a hand made 3×6 Italian tile – similar here – Other Beautiful Tiles: here, here, here, here & here.

Kitchen Island Paint Color

The blue island paint color is Benjamin Moore “Old Navy” 2063-10. This is such a classic color… it looks great on front doors and siding as well!

Kitchen Island Dimensions: The island measures 96” x 42”.

Countertop

Island Countertop – Butcher’s Block from John Boos.

Island Cabinetry

Island Cabinetry: Custom inset cabinetry in a painted maple with an applied molding door.

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Cabinetry

Perimeter cabinetry: Custom frameless cabinetry in a painted maple with a traditional shaker style door.

Range Hood – Lewis & Weldon custom hood with GE Monogram Hood Insert ZVC36LSS.

Rangetop – Monogram 36” Professional Gas Rangetop with 6 Burners (Natural Gas) – similar here & here.

Oven – Monogram 30” Professional French-Door Electronic Convection Single Wall Oven – similar here.

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A pair of custom pull-out spice drawer and pull-out utensil drawer flank the cooktop – similar here.

Perimeter Countertop

Perimeter countertops are a Quartzite called “La Dolce Vita”.

Dishwasher: GE Monogram ZDT915SIJII with custom panel by Lewis & Weldon.

Sink: Franke Sink- PKX11028.

Faucet – Kohler.

Lighting: Schoolhouse.

Ceiling Treatment: 6” V-groove.

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Pantry

Who wouldn’t love to have a pantry like that?! The combination of open shelves and drawers come handy and keep everything organized. Paint color is Old Navy by Benjamin Moore.

Cabinet Hardware: Restoration Hardware – similar here.

Microwave – 24 in. Sharp Stainless Steel Microwave Drawer Oven.

Flooring: Stonewood Products, 5″ Torrington | Prefinished Oiled White Oak, High Plains Collection – similar here, here & here.

“Cheers” Cold Drink Tub: here.

Many thanks to the cabinet designer for sharing the details above!

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Butcher Blocks And the way to Select And Exchange Kitchen Countertops You

Do-it-yourself (Do It Your self) - Even though several firms have confirmed them selves as terrific assets for reworking new kitchens, bars and places of work, Lots of individuals are opting for get it done on your own strategies. You can easily do it oneself by following the simple methods shown underneath. When you are interested in Mastering about DIY counter tops, then this article is for you personally.

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Stage one - Find and dependable counter prime supply that will help you choose the suitable materials.

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Move eight - Set up and enjoy your new counters. With suitable care and servicing, they'll past for a few years and they'll Increase the resale value of your property.

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Maybe we should rephrase this to say, “Happiness is a kitchen with a BIG heart!” Join us today as we share (3) Reasons Foodies Love Our Butcher Blocks!

Butcher Blocks Are The “Big Heart” Of Any Kitchen

Last week we shared the first post with a few before and after photos of our kitchen renovation. Today we are talking about the one item that had to be worked into the new design. No way we could function without our butcher block!

In both the old kitchen (photo below) and the new kitchen (next photo), we only have one place for our butcher block…at the end of the island. This location is perfect, as the block is close to the sink, trash and now no appliances interfere. Previously, the wall oven and the block had to chummy a relationship.

Quick side note: John Boos is a Made In America company and an excellent resource for all things butcher block. Look at this cutie at just 12″ x 12″. Is your countertop calling?!

# 1 Butcher Blocks Become The Most Used Counter In The Kitchen

How Much Countertop Do We Need?

Somewhere, at some time, I read that Julia Child said no one needs more than 36″ of countertop. In this interview, she said, “Others might need more. I only need this much.” and was talking about how the lack of counter space in her kitchen worked just fine for her. I’m with you Julia, I can do nearly everything on our 24″ butcher block top.

The butcher block we currently own first made an appearance in our carriage house a few years ago. This kitchen, which also had a small footprint and a big heart, had a central space that was “just a few too many steps” from the sink island to the range and perimeter counters. Adding this butcher block, on a stand, created the perfect 2′ square intermediary.

Freestanding butcher blocks come in various sizes, with a large majority of them being compact enough to be a welcome addition to many kitchens. This block lives large in a 24″ x 18″ footprint. The color combo of this piece is striking!

# 2 Butcher Blocks Quickly Become A Cozy Gathering Spot

Don’t have a central island? Or have room for a peninsula somewhere in the kitchen? What about a block like this one on legs with one side open for a pair of counter stools? Sweet!

# 3- Butcher Blocks Are Easy To Maintain

One last tip to consider when using a wood top for food prep. Continue to use a resin cutting board for meat and dairy products. We cut, chop and slice everything else directly on the wood top. Daily cleaning with a vinegar and water spray keeps the wood sanitary. A monthly treatment with a food-grade mineral oil conditions the wood.

(3) Reasons Foodies Love Our Butcher Blocks! Maybe we should rephrase this to say, "Happiness is a kitchen with a BIG heart!" Join us today as we share…

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Food Revolution Network’s Holiday Gift Guide — 36 Healthy, Ethical, Sustainable Ideas

Looking for holiday gift ideas? Check out our gift guide to get fabulous options that home cooks, foodies, food revolutionaries, health fanatics, and your planet will love.

The look on the face of a delighted gift recipient is priceless. But giving good gifts isn’t always easy.

And if you want to give things people will actually use — and that will support their health and the planet — your task can get even more difficult.

But finding the perfect gift for the people you care about can be fulfilling. And recipients are sure to be thankful.

If you want some excellent holiday gift ideas, here are some of our favorite products. You’ll find high-quality, ethical, health-conscious choices (and some causes we support, too).

Check them out, and you might even find something to give to yourself! (All prices were correct at time of publication — although some prices may vary.)

7 Holiday Gift Ideas for Home Cooks 5 Holiday Gift Ideas for Foodies 4 Holiday Gift Ideas for Food Revolutionaries 6 Holiday Gift Ideas for Kids and Grandkids 6 Holiday Gift Ideas for Appreciators of Organic and Natural 2 Holiday Gift Ideas for Animal Lovers 6 Causes We Love to Support

Holiday Gift Ideas to Make Any Home Cook’s Life Easier

For the people who love to cook, are trying to eat at home more, or want to eat healthier, here are some excellent ideas for all price ranges.

Knives — An Essential Kitchen Tool

Having a few well-made knives make food prep easier. Here’s a great knife set:

Wusthof 8845 Grand Prix II 7-Piece Block Set — $229.95

Give the gift of enjoyable, effortless chopping with this high-quality, seven-piece set. These knives will save time in the kitchen and are the most essential ones to have. This set includes a chef’s knife (the go-to tool for more than 90% of daily kitchen tasks), a parer, a utility, and a bread knife. It also comes with a wood block for easy storage, kitchen shears, and a knife-sharpening steel. Wusthof knives are comfortable to hold — and are known for their outstanding sharpness. This is a gift that could last a lifetime. Get this top-notch knife set here.

Food Storage Containers: 2 Sustainable, Non-Toxic Options

What’s the best way to store food? Whether it’s for leftovers, lunches, or snacks, reusable, non-plastic containers are a great way to go — for the environment and for your health.

Stainless steel and glass storage containers both make excellent and affordable gifts that recipients will appreciate again and again.

Stainless Steel Food Storage Containers from Life Without Plastic — Varies

For durability, food safety, and versatility, stainless steel food storage containers are a smart option. Because they’re light and portable, they’re great for transporting food. The ones from Life Without Plastic are some of the best. They’re leak-proof and air-tight. And they fit just about every need. Complete with clips to keep the lids secure, these storage containers are long-lasting, and children can open them easily. (Tip: The lids shouldn’t go in the dishwasher because heat can damage the silicone seal.) Get great stainless steel containers from Life Without Plastic here.

Glass Food Storage Containers

Storing food in glass containers keeps ingredients and meals fresh. And you can see exactly what’s available to eat.

Pyrex Storage 10-Piece Set, Clear with Blue Lids — $14.59

Pyrex containers are highly affordable for their value. They’re made of non-porous glass that won’t absorb food odors, flavors, or stains. The containers are also oven, microwave, refrigerator, freezer, and dishwasher safe. However, the lids are plastic and are not microwave or dishwasher-safe.

This 10-piece Pyrex set makes a great gift for someone who is starting a new kitchen or needs to upgrade their food storage options. It includes two 2-cup round containers, one 3½-cup rectangular container, one 4-cup round, and one 6-cup rectangular storage container. You can feel good knowing this gift will probably get used most days of the week. Get this glass food storage set here.

Skillet — A Tool for Almost Every Cooking and Baking Use

An enameled cast-iron skillet is a much-appreciated kitchen appliance because it’s easy to clean and naturally nonstick (without being toxic!). And unlike regular cast iron skillets, it’s relatively lightweight.

Essenso Enameled Cast Iron Skillet Frying Saute Fry Pan, Enamel – Ceramic Coated, 11″ Dark Red / Cherry / Cream — $59

This lightweight cast-iron skillet from Essenso is beautiful! And it’s perfect for serving food out of the oven or off the stove. Use it to stir-fry, bake, and sauté. A great feature of this skillet, which solves an issue found with many other cast-iron skillets, is the 4-layer durable enamel. That means it doesn’t need seasoning or special maintenance. It’s also resistant to cracking and rusting. And to top it off, this skillet is ideal for cooking with little or no added fat or oil. So it makes a great gift for someone who’s trying to eat healthier. Get this fabulous skillet here.

Another Essential Kitchen Tool: A Good Cutting Board

Besides sharp knives, a quality cutting board is something of a food prep necessity.

John Boos Chop-N-Slice 20-by-15-Inch Cutting Board — $56.35

This classic model is beautiful, reversible, and highly functional. Plus it’s made from a natural material — maple wood. Professional chefs around the world use John Boos high-quality cutting boards. With proper care, this premium cutting board will last for many years. Get this quality cutting board here.

Blenders — Because Everyone Will Need One

Blenders are not all the same. If you’ve ever used a quality one, you know that a powerful blender makes a huge impact and can also save you precious time.

If you can afford to get a good one, check out the one below. And if not — don’t stress. A “regular” blender can do most jobs well enough.

Vitamix S30 — $378.52

You may have heard it before, but it really is true: The Vitamix is an outstanding piece of kitchen equipment. This high-performance blender can easily and quickly make smoothies, shakes, and frozen drinks. It also turns whole produce into juice with the fiber left in. The Vitamix is great for hot and cold soups and sauces. Plus it grinds nuts and seeds, makes nut butter, and blends smooth hummus quickly. This space-saving model fits on the counter, even in smaller kitchens. It’s an impressive gift that will save someone a lot of time in the kitchen and is sure to be well-used. Get this top-notch blender here.

Food Processors

A food processor is an impressive kitchen helper that can save you time. It’s a bit like having a personal sous chef to chop everything for you!

Cuisinart DLC-2009CHB 9-Cup Food Processor — $131.52

This food processor is a quality food prep tool. Almost 70% of customers on Amazon.com give it five stars. The compact size allows it to fit comfortably on most countertops. The wide-mouth feed tube even allows for large portions, including many whole fruits and veggies. This tool can chop, slice, mix, puree, and knead. Get this powerful yet affordable food processor here.

Holiday Gift Ideas For Foodies

For people who love food — particularly nutritious, health-boosting food — these holiday gift ideas are delicious and are sure to be eaten and enjoyed.

Equal Exchange Chocolate — $24.93+ (for a 6-pack)

Chocolate can be a healthy and sustainable choice, but it matters where you get it from. Equal Exchange is a worker-owned cooperative that is 100% Fair for Life certified, which protects human rights across all stages of production. These truly delicious chocolates, including several dark chocolate varieties, are rich in flavor. They’re also organic and sustainable — produced with no synthetic pesticides or fertilizers. This indulgent yet conscious gift will put a smile on any chocolate lover’s face. And it’s a healthier choice than most holiday treats. Choose among the many delicious options for this high-quality, fair-trade-certified chocolate here.

Punk Rawk Labs Dairy-Free, Nut-Based “Cheese” Gift Packs — $45 to $53 for a 4-pack

Who says plant-powered eaters can’t have delicious, gourmet cheese? Punk Rawk Labs creates healthy, probiotic, dairy-free “cheese” products that taste amazing. This US-based business grew from one woman’s journey to regain her health after a serious illness. These “cheeses” have smooth textures and authentic umami flavors. And they make a great healthier alternative to cheeses made from dairy. This gift will surprise and delight just about anyone and can make a great holiday appetizer, too. Get this impressive, handcrafted, plant-based “cheese” here.

Four Sigmatic — $58 for the Mushroom Starter Kit or the Daily Productivity Kit

Mushroom powders make it easy to get the incredible health benefits of mushrooms abundantly and frequently. Four Sigmatic offers impressive and delicious mushroom coffee, mushroom matcha, mushroom hot cocoa, and more. To consume their powders, simply mix and sip — making them perfect for enjoying on the go. You can choose from two kits, allowing someone to get a taste of many products — and allowing you to save money on your purchase. The Mushroom Starter Kit gives someone a taste of what it means to have a daily mushroom protocol: Get it here. The Daily Productivity Kit supports productivity, focus, and creativity: Get it here.

Thrive Market Gift Card — $60 (covers an annual membership)

Support a loved one’s goal to make healthy lifestyle changes. This membership-based retail website offers natural and organic products at discounted prices. Thrive Market makes shopping healthier, affordable, and easy. (Order online, and everything comes to your doorstep.) A $60 gift card will cover the cost of an annual membership. (For U.S. customers only.) Get a Thrive Market gift card here.

The Gift of Health Bundle from Pique Tea — $100

Know someone who loves tea (or a good warm beverage) and would appreciate a convenient, high-quality, and fabulous-tasting tea? Pique Tea uses cold-brew crystallization to extract 12 times more antioxidants than many other teas. Their unique tea crystals, created from loose-leaf teas, are easy to enjoy. Simply dissolve in warm or cold water, making these teas a perfect on-the-go or travel option. Plus the company triple checks all its sourcing to avoid harmful ingredients. Their Gift of Health Bundle offers a 28-day protocol for fabulous, long-term gut health. This collection includes a variety of black and green teas and herbal elixirs, as well as two limited-edition holiday flavors — immunity-supporting Sacred Lily Oolong and antioxidant-powerhouse White Peony. This holiday season only, you can get 14% off plus free shipping (for U.S. customers only). Save $31 on Pique Tea’s Gift of Health Bundle here.

Holiday Gift Ideas for Food Revolutionaries

People who are serious about their health and about healthy, ethical, sustainable food for everyone will appreciate these holiday gift ideas.

Ocean’s New Book(!) — 31-Day Food Revolution: Heal Your Body, Feel Great, and Transform Your World — Pre-Order — $28

We’re so excited that Ocean’s book will be released very soon! He’s been working on it for years, and it’s already getting rave reviews. Check them out here. If you have someone in your life who loves food, or who wants to be healthy (who doesn’t, right?!), then this could be the perfect gift. It’s a simple, easy-to-follow roadmap to healthy, ethical, and sustainable food. This book will be available February 5th. By pre-ordering now, you encourage stores to stock it, which can help it reach many more people in the future! Who do you know in your life with whom you��d like to share the food revolution? Pre-order Ocean’s book, 31-Day Food Revolution on Amazon as a gift. Or click here to order it from a local independent bookstore and to take advantage of some fabulous bonuses.

PuraTHRIVE Curcumin Gold — 1 Bottle for $44.10, 3 Bottles for $36.90 Each, or 6 Bottles for $32.40 Each

Turmeric is a spice with remarkable benefits — from suppressing unwanted inflammation and reducing some types of pain to supporting brain health and disease prevention. But unfortunately, human bodies aren’t always able to absorb curcumin (the primary active component in turmeric) optimally on their own. That’s why Curcumin Gold is such a breakthrough development. The micelle liposomal delivery increases curcumin absorption up to 185 times. This supplement also has brain-nourishing DHA and health-boosting ginger. Many people will enjoy this easy, delicious way of getting the benefits of turmeric. Give this gift to help restore health and vitality to yourself or to someone you love. Get this potent, anti-inflammatory supplement for a reduced price (specially offered for the Food Revolution Network community) here.

Air Doctor Indoor Air Purifier — $329

The air we breathe makes a huge difference for our health. But did you know that indoor air in the U.S. can be up to 100 times more polluted than outdoor air? A quality air filter is important, but most can easily cost $1,000 or more. Especially for the price, the Air Doctor removes an impressive amount of contaminants. Give the gift of fresh, clean air to someone — and they’ll thank you for years to come. Get this high-quality, affordable home air filter (at a special discount for Food Revolution Network members) here.

AquaTru Countertop Water Filter — $350

Water is life. But many people are drinking tap water that has risky and toxic chemicals. Research has found contaminants, such as chlorine, drug residues, and cancer-causing chromium-6, in the drinking water of millions of Americans. The solution? A quality water filter can go a long way in helping keep families safe. Many of our members love the AquaTru for an effective and inexpensive way to enjoy clean water that tastes amazing. This high-quality water filter could make a meaningful gift for anyone who doesn’t already drink filtered water. Get the AquaTru water filter (at a special discount for Food Revolution Network members) here.

Holiday Gift Ideas For Kids and Grandkids

It’s never too soon to start teaching kids about healthy, ethical, sustainable food! Here are some great ideas for the next generation of Food Revolutionaries.

Gregory the Terrible Eater — A Classic Picture Book for Ages 4-8 — $6.99 (paperback) or $14.53 (hardcover)

This cute, funny, and beautifully illustrated book can help introduce kids to healthy eating and eating in moderation. Gregory is a goat who doesn’t eat like most goats. He’s a picky eater, and his parents do their best to get him to change his ways. This story is sure to become a favorite that readers may remember for years to come. Get this great book here.

Eating the Alphabet — A Celebration of Fruits and Vegetables (for preschool and up) — $6.95 (board book) or $7.99 (paperback)

The vibrant, beautiful illustrations make fruits and veggies appealing. This picture book helps present the world of plant food to kids in an easily accessible manner. It may even inspire them, or their parents, to want to try new foods. Get this beautiful book here.

Yummy Plants ABC — A Vegetable and Fruits Rhyming Alphabet Book — $.99 (Kindle edition)

A simple yet beautiful rhyming book that teaches kids the alphabet with a focus on fruits and vegetables. It’s colorful, fun, and grabs a kids attention. Get it here.

The Adventures of Alex the Vegetarian Coyote — A Fun and Educational Read for Many Ages — $2.99 (Kindle edition) or $8.95 (paperback)

This story follows an unlikely friendship, with adventure and discovery at every turn. Can you change fate? Is change possible? This book is enjoyable, with beautiful pictures and a good story that invites questions and learning. Get this book here.

Organic Cotton Pajamas from Burt’s Bees Baby — Price: Varies

The whole family can wear matching holiday pajamas! Burt’s Bees Baby has soft, breathable, durable sizes for everyone from babies to toddlers to adults and matching bandanas for the family dog. These comfy clothes are made of pure, 100% organic cotton. They’re also backed by the Global Organic Textile Standard — the worldwide leading standard for environmentally and socially responsible processing of organic fibers. These comfortable, award-winning PJs are one of Oprah’s Favorite Things for 2018. Get matching holiday pajamas here.

Kitchen Helper Learning Step Stool — $199.99

Give kids a boost with this useful tool. This handmade tower puts children at the right height to learn and cook with their parents in the kitchen. A beautiful, durable, and strong product made of wood. Get this high-quality stool from Etsy here.

Holiday Gift Ideas for the Organic and Natural Obsessed

Do you have someone on your list who loves all things natural and organic? Any of these holiday gift ideas will put a smile on their face!

Organic Garden Supplies from GrowOrganic.com — Price: Varies

Gardening is not only good for you; it’s also a great way to save money and connect with nature. If you know someone who grows their own food or wants to, consider giving the gift of organic seeds. GrowOrganic.com strives to offer the best selection of organic and natural gardening supplies. They have 100% certified non-GMO and organic seeds. Visit GrowOrganic.com here.

EarthLove — A Seasonal Subscription Box — Plans start at $54.95 per quarter

Here’s a holiday gift idea that will bring more nature and wellness into someone’s life. This subscription box includes curated botanicals and wildcrafted, organic, and nature-inspired goods. It also comes with tips to help enrich your connection to the natural world. Each box is a surprise and features six to eight organic, zero-waste, fair-trade products. Items range from skincare, books, teas, snacks, accessories, bath, and other products from small businesses, makers, and artisans in the U.S. and Canada. EarthLove donates a portion of each purchase to a different nature-based cause each season. Learn more and get the box here.

Annmarie Skin Care — Save: 25%

Give someone the gift of natural, organic, chemical-free skincare, makeup, and essential oils. Annmarie Skin Care offers skincare made from wildcrafted ingredients that promise beautiful, glowing skin. Their products are non-GMO, fair trade, gluten-free, and they never test on animals. You can take 25% of their entire site until December 1st. (Excludes sample kits and gift certificates, not valid with any other offers.) Use the code BEAUTIFY25 for high-quality beauty products on their website here.

Pact Organic Clothing — Changing the Apparel Industry for Good! — Price: Varies

This super soft and comfortable clothing is consciously crafted with organic cotton. Pact believes in creating clothing differently. They use sustainable materials, kindness towards humans, and the softest clothing for every layer. The company invites and encourages consumers to become more aware of the impact of their shopping decisions. And more importantly, to ask questions like “who made my clothes?” and “what are they made from?”. Everyone will want to wear these head-to-toe basics. Check out the consciously made clothes from Pact Organic Clothing on their website here.

Synergy Organic Clothing — Ethical Clothing — Price: Varies

Anyone can feel good wearing Synergy Organic Clothing. Inspired by the beautiful fabrics and textiles of Southeast Asia, this clothing line strives to empower consumers to make more purposeful choices in the clothing they buy and wear. This family-operated business is committed to producing clothing with the highest environmental and ethical principles. Made with GOTS-certified organic cotton, which has a lower impact on the environment and doesn’t use toxic pesticides or synthetic fertilizers, and low-impact dyes — these are elevated, high-quality garments that also empower the people who made them. See what Synergy Organic Clothing has to offer on their website here.

Branch Basics — Non-Toxic Household Cleaners — Price: Varies

Everyone cleans. But you may not realize the major impacts cleaners and laundry detergents have on air quality and health. In fact, not only does the food we eat have the power to rob us of good health or to cultivate it but, so too, do the cleaning products we use in our homes. Branch Basics makes cleaning simple, affordable, and sustainable. Their refillable, fragrance-free products are less expensive than similar single-use plastics. And they can tackle every room in the house effectively. Everyone can benefit from healthy cleaning. Check out the safe, sustainable cleaners from Branch Basics here.

Holiday Gift Ideas for the Animal Lover

These holiday gift ideas are perfect for celebrating those who love animal friends of all kinds.

Custom Pet Paintings from Feathered Antler — $50-$100

For the people who adore their animal pals, Gretchen Louise Tisch is an artist who creates colorful custom pet paintings. All you need to do is send her a picture of a special pup or cat, and she’ll create bright, beautiful, artistic paintings that owners are sure to love. Check out her work and order a pet portrait from her website here.

Earth Animal Natural Dog and Cat Toys — $15-$20

Toys can keep dogs and cats happy, healthy, and entertained. Earth Animal has a variety of dog and cat toys made of safe, non-toxic materials. These toys are long-lasting, durable, and totally fun for owners and their furry friends. See what they offer and get dog toys here and cat toys here.

Causes We Love to Support

Giving and receiving gifts can be great. But giving to charity, especially in honor of a loved one, can be a fabulous way of supporting causes that you, and they, believe in.

Open Source Wellness — An Oakland-based Nonprofit That Helps People Move, Nourish, Connect, and Be

Many doctors give behavioral prescriptions, like “exercise more,” “eat healthier,” “get some social support,” or “reduce your stress.” But how can patients get help with these recommendations? Open Source Wellness “fills” doctor’s prescriptions for physical behaviors: activity, healthy meals, stress reduction, and social connection. And they get tremendous, proven results. They call themselves a “pharmacy” for the universal practices that drive human health and wellbeing. Instead of handouts, lectures, or classes, this nonprofit facilitates experiences. Participants exercise, eat, meditate, and connect authentically with peer coaches and each other — all in support of individual, family, and community health and thriving. Open Source Wellness strives to transform the health system and spread this model nationwide. Watch their inspiring, 3-minute video below:

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And consider donating here.

Charity: Water — A Nonprofit Bringing Clean Water to People in Need Around the World

Everyone deserves clean drinking water. Unfortunately, almost a billion people worldwide don’t have access to precious, life-giving water. Charity Water brings clean, safe water to millions of people in developing countries. The nonprofit partners with other organizations to build sustainable, community-owned water projects. If you decide to make a donation, you can feel good that 100% of your gift will bring clean water to people in need. Watch their informative, inspiring 2-minute video below:

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And if the spirit moves you, you can donate here.

Trees for the Future — A Nonprofit That Helps Communities Around the World Plant Trees

Trees are beneficial for people and the planet. Some people even say our future depends on trees. The nonprofit Trees for the Future has planted more than 145 million trees in dozens of countries. And they’ve revitalized hundreds of thousands of acres of soil. As a result, the nonprofit has improved the lives of thousands of families, allowing them to transition from unsustainable farming techniques to more sustainable practices. Giving to Trees for the Future has a direct impact on the earth and the lives of people who need it most. Learn more about the power of trees below:

To support this cause, you can donate here.

Environmental Working Group — A Nonprofit That Empowers People to Live Healthier Lives In A Healthier Environment

What’s in your tap water? What pesticides are in your food? And what do GMOs do to our land and water? Environmental Working Group seeks answers to these questions and more. And it’s all to help people know more about their environment and protect their health. Through reports, online databases, mobile apps, and communication campaigns, EWG educates consumers to make safer and more informed decisions about the products they buy and the companies they support. Their groundbreaking research is changing the debate over environmental health. See more about their work in this video:

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And if you want to support their work, donate here.

Planting Justice — A Nonprofit That Empowers People, Including Prison Inmates, with Sustainable Farming Skills

This San-Francisco-based nonprofit addresses a wide range of social issues. These issues include food sovereignty, the prison-industrial complex, and unequal educational opportunities. Planting Justice educates people about environmental sustainability and builds urban permaculture gardens. They also assist inmates in finding well-paying jobs after they serve their sentences. Planting Justice even employs ex-convicts to encourage community involvement in food sustainability. Donate to their work here.

Center for Food Safety — A Nonprofit Helps Protects Our Food, Our Farms, and Our Environment

This US-wide nonprofit is a legal and consumer advocacy group that works to protect human health and the environment. By promoting organic and other forms of sustainable agriculture, Center for Food Safety aims to curb the use of harmful food production technologies. And they educate consumers about organic food and products. In addition to legal actions, scientific and policy reports, books, and other educational materials, they also use market pressure and grassroots campaigns. Support their important work by donating here.

Over the Holiday Season, Remember This

Giving great gifts can be a wonderful way to show others how much you love and appreciate them. But the best thing you can give is yourself. Be sure to spend quality time with your friends and family.