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I know Johndave shippers like to imagine Dave flipping his shit when he realizes John likes him back, but...
what if he was kind of offended, since John's taste is TERRIBLE. He's not on the level of Vriska or Nick Cage, goddammit!
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Reread John Dies At The End this weekend, and there’s this one bit that I think really encapsulates the whole vibe of the series.
In the scene in Las Vegas, when they’re running from the teleporting wig monsters and the group has barricaded themselves behind a door while trying to work out a plan with Marconi, John offhandedly asks why the monsters are bothering to try and brute-force the door when they can just teleport instead. After he says this, the monsters outside stop pounding on the door and are heard murmuring amongst themselves, and the gag is that the monsters themselves didn’t even think to try that until they overheard John. This is actually a fairly boilerplate gag. I’ve seen gags along this line- the heroes accidentally reminding the monsters they’ve got an easy way in- multiple times.
Then one of the monsters immediately teleports in and kills Big Jim.
That’s not an incidental death. Over the course of the novel, Big Jim is revealed to have been one of the first people to figure out the full extent of what’s going on with Korrok’s invasion, he’s revealed to have stunning levels of insight into, and practical experience using the Soy Sauce, and his sister Amy- the last surviving member of the family following his death- is left vulnerable to exploitation by Korrok’s forces at least in part due to his absence, which forms the whole back-half of the novel. Even outside of plot relevance he’s a pretty fleshed-out figure in terms of how he relates to the community of Undisclosed and in John and Dave’s lives specifically. And now he’s dead. The one-off Scooby-doo style whacky-chase scene gag gives way to a genuinely colossal fuck-up on John’s part, a fuck-up with far-reaching implications that get brushed over in the heat of the moment because of the, you know, the incipient hell-fountain. But the innocuous gag mattered! John was careless and it bit him in the ass immediately. And all of the books are threaded through with examples of stock gags that abruptly mutate into something serious, or with heat-of-the-moment, easy-to-overlook fuckups by the protagonists that ripple forward and make the situation even harder to handle. This is such a good series
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concept: dave grew up in the south and all his friends know this and it makes sense to them obviously. but john is kinda clueless as usual and it didn’t register to him that dave, being from texas, would have a texan accent. until they met in real life for the first time and john is just completely taken aback because yeah it’s dave and he’s dorkier in real life than he is over the internet and he fidgets and does weird stuff sometimes and wow he’s a real person but the weirdest part by far is the accent. cause it’s his usual coolkid bullshitting and convoluted metaphors and his voice is flat and pretty monotone save for some cracks here and there but he has a god damned southern accent. and john just fully cannot comprehend this at first idk it sounds hilarious
#this is one of my favorite hcs#homestuck#homestuck hc#homestuck headcanon#john egbert#june egbert#dave strider#johndave#john and dave
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happy 413 everyone!! 15 years felt like a significant number so i wanted to do push myself to do smthg over the top for this one haha
this comic has had me in a chokehold for over 10 years waow.. still lookin forward to see what comes from the new team! anyway happy anniversary sweethearts <333
#homestuck#homestuck 413#413#john egbert#rose lalonde#dave strider#jade harley#beta kids#my art#hs fanart
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🥳🏠
#413#happy birthday to this piece of shit webcomic that has changed my life from the moment i started reading#homestuck#john egbert#rose lalonde#(ascend descend rise up abscond)#dave strider#jade harley#gecko boy
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four kids play a game...
#homestuck#john egbert#june egbert#rose lalonde#dave strider#jade harley#happy 413!#and happy birthday to the webcomic that changed my life#my art
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me when im stuck at home?
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Do you have twt links of the girl ridding the guy and the guy being a moaning mess ???
most are just guided masturbation, hope you enjoy regardless!
one | two | three | four|five| six |seven |eight | nine| ten |eleven| twelve | thirteen |fourteen |fifteen
#euaphora#toji smut#geto smut#jjk smut#spencer reid smut#armin x reader#x reader#fem reader#twt links#john egbert#dave lizewski smut#jake gyllenhaal smut#jjk smau#bleach smut#kpop smut#callum turner smut#michal mrazik#scream smut#ethan landry smut#miguel smut#milo manheim smut#ross lynch x reader#cole walter x reader#mike faist x reader#chad meeks x reader#adam brody x reader#tokyo rev x reader#tokyo rev smut#genshin x reader#genshin smut
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various album covers
#homestuck#john egbert#rose lalonde#dave strider#jade harley#hs art#hs fanart#artist on tumblr#cannot seperate these guys#even though 90% of the time i only draw dave#dave fiend over here#bc i usually only have energy / ideas for one#i wanna do actual homestuck album redraws though#be so awesome#one day#maybe#when im not busy#(never)#dr art
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Happy 413 you homestucks
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Guardian swap au for 4/13 ^ ^
#for claritys sake. these versions of the kids are functionally the same character just with different upbringings#like dave still likes music rose still likes knitting (though she has to hide it because bro will throw her yarn off the roof)#jade still likes science. john still likes movies etc. their nature is the same its the nurture thats different#beta kids#homestuck#homestuck humans#guardian swap au#fanart#fan art#Dave strider#dave lalonde#rose lalonde#rose strider#john egbert#june egbert#john Harley#June Harley#jade harley#jade egbert#homestuck au#bro strider#classpect#witch of breath#heir of space#seer of time#knight of light#hs#digital art#implied abuse. Rose is losing at strife and injured#413
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Happy 4/13!! Have some silly little guys!
#Homestuck#413#homestuck day#john egbert#rose lalonde#dirk strider#jane crocker#roxy lalonde#Dave strider#jade harley#jake english#Aradia#karkat#terezi#eridan#nepeta#vriska#equius#sollux#gamzee#feferi#tavros#kanaya
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literally unbelievable that its been 15 years 😭😭😭
#homestuck#homestuck fanart#413#rose lalonde#jade harley#dave strider#john egbert#art#my art#digital art#beta kids#hs#posting this at 04.13 my time
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“i think i love you, dave!”
“…you are so fucking drunk, dude”
#john egbert: silly drunk#emo moss draws#john egbert#June egbert#john homestuck#June homestuck#john egbert fanart#June egbert fanart#dave strider#dave homestuck#dave strider fanart#johndave#john and dave#johndave fanart
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Haii
Alpha kids
#homestuck#homestuck art#homestuck fanart#dave strider#john egbert#rose lalonde#beta kids#flash warning#davesprite#nannasprite#jaspersprite#jadesprite#jade harley
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