#johansson gen 1

[kusin-tisdag]

Let's check in on some other important players of Gen 1!

Gunnel and Jade still hang with Bess and Jules - and also Clara Bjergsen (who lives in Chestnut Ridge). They are all enjoying retirement, even if Bess still has that entrepreneurial energy and now and then start a new project/business. Gunnel still writes, but mainly lives off old royalties. Jade enjoys being at home - she invested a lot of time and money to make it her favorite place in the world!

Anton's sister Elsa with husband Stephen (both well into their 60s) still live in Windenburg with their daughter Maia (23) and son Jacoby (10). Alessandra (23) has moved to Henford-on-Bagley with her husband Tono Bunsi (37).

Nigel (45) lives now with his husband Jaxton (36) and adoptive son Darrell (12) in Windenburg.

Alison (47) inherited her childhood home, but completely rebuilt and redecorated. She and Erwin (51) are still very much in love, and they pour all that love and joy into raising their son Floyd (4).

Jay (49) still lives in Sulani, but the house has been rebuilt and made bigger. Her and Vincent's (48) adoptive daughter, Amelia Bauman, lives nearby. At home is now Adelaide (12) and Derick (3).

[themoodyestj]

hey, i heard that you love to speculate on other people's lives, so i did some speculation of my own, this is my theory hear me out i think the reason you hate the Ackles so bad is that you are secretly gay, but you are homophobic and deeply in the closet. you hate Danneel because she was your gay awakening (i don't blame you, she's hot as fuck) and you hate being gay. you always say you don't want to fuck Jensen and that's true, you actually want to fuck his wife so bad that it makes you despise him, you are jealous of him, not her. he's the one who has what you want. so, you run a secret anti Jensen blog that is disguised as an anti Danneel blog, because you hate them both, but you don't want anyone to find out that you're gay, so you pretend to be a Jensen fan. i'm 100 percent right, i'm certain of it, because i have eyes and i'm an expert on body language. Boink!

Dear Anon, I'm gonna level with you. I have recently caught a head cold and I was feeling like death warmed up, but you surely made me laugh! Thank you for that! Also, it is always refreshing to get a delulu in my inbox. No matter how crappy I feel, it's always comforting to know I'm not you. I have to take a page out of Misha's book and come clean... I am straight. But if I *were* gay, it wouldn't be for ze kween, dear God, have you seen that? I'd be gay for Scarlett Johansson. I don't know, Meryl Streep (such a GILF), Emma Stone, Anne Hathaway. You know, real actresses. I'd even be gay for Gen, if I'm being honest! Her voice sounds a lot better, she seems a lot more loving, she actually does shit that works and she's a lot prettier! Another thing I love about her, is that she seems like she can actually read, instead of keeping books on a shelf for photos. And she's really really classy. She shines without trying too hard. I mean, compare this:

With this:

It may be a matter of taste, but if I were gay, I think I'd like my girl to not be trashy or slutty. To leave something for the imagination, you know? No joke, for me, this dress is the female equivalent of this:

If only there would be one of those in lace. And now that I come to think of it, Cohen was a lot more famous wearing a disgusting mankini that your Kween ever got wearing... those things she does, titties showing and all. Weird, right? A man's hairy body and junk hanging is more valuable than your Kween. Gotta hurt. Last but not least, if I may ask you a few questions (you can answer in delulu, I took a few classes).

1. Is it possible to be gay and homophobic?

2. Why are you using the word gay as an insult? (hellers are coming for you, yes they are, you homophobic piece of shit smeared in hairy low hanging balls, big disgrace for mankind. poor excuse of a human being)

3. How is my blog secret? Oh... You thought you *found* it? Through *extensive research*? Oh honey....

4. How did you read my body language? I'm curious. Did you find me hot? Im hot. If you saw me, you know Im hot. Hotter than your kween (which, admittedly, isnt very hard, so its not even much of a flex).

5. And last but not least, will you be so kind to take a survey? My blog aims to make everyone feel included, including society parias and looneys like you. So I just launched a survey to try and understand you guys better to better serve your needs. You can answer it by clinking on the link.

I'm looking forward to hearing your opinion! In @themoodyestj we aim to please, while giving you a thorough reality check!

[bookishtheaterlover7]

Chris lost just about 9k in 1 day. He no longer is his old brand. This ship, if you think it's pr or real or a mix, destroyed much more than his career, but it also destroyed his reputation. You have no right talking about safety on campus for Jews or African Americans if you're married to a Nazi. That's like saying yiure a vegetarian but owning a slaughterhouse where you get deliveries from.

If you ask people what they took out of the 3 apperances abiut ASP the inky thing people mention are these:

His ring

Him saying Gen z belongs in the back

His hair

And the racist antisemtic "wife" making his actions and appearance seem ungenuine. I want to believe that he isn't someone who mislead everyone about hia beliefs. This isnt republican vs democrat. This isnt even trump vs not trump. This is Nazisim and thats who hes "aligned" himself with. And thats who people see him as noe, and i mean who he is is now that. ASP wont save him another Captain America mlvie couldn't even save him. If thisbtruely is a ship he can get out if he needs to and then try and pick up the peices and rebuild whatever is left of his brand. I want to believe we weren't folled. I know he's not a boy scout and i think when he had cursed it was hot. But theres a difference between being human and not proper all the time and lying about believing in equality for all races and religions.

I dont see an issue if he does weed

But i do have an issue with Nazi-ism.

The only things hands have to hold onto to prove that he is a decent person is:

how sick he has looked since thris started as

the issues with the ring,

names not being used

TMZ not finding any legal documents/verifiying

Those are it.- if the later two ehich are the most important ones occure loke names being used or TMZ finding/verifying his whole career is over. Aure hell get work here and there but his co stars are doing amazing things and he'll be a footnote in 5 years but Tom Holland Hemsworth, RDJ and Tom Huddleston and Scarlett Johansson won't be.

Even if Disney/Marvel does another oG Avengers proj. doubt Chris will be involved if this ship true. Spokemanships & even chsrities have distanced themselves. Marvel has a great way to make sure the movie can be made without chris. After all cap was on the run for a while he looked for Bucky for a while....

His career of being an A or B kist where he makes at least 1 movie a year will be over. And it rests on wither or not this is real and if he lied about beliefs.

CHRIS owes un nothing

And we DON'T owe him our loyalty.

Well-said, An🫶n.

[news24fr]

Afficher uniquement les événements clésVeuillez activer JavaScript pour utiliser cette fonctionnalitéFlux en directLes évènements clésil y a 12 moisNous y voilà...Afficher uniquement les événements clésVeuillez activer JavaScript pour utiliser cette fonctionnalitéil y a 40 ans18h48 HNEChloé MacDonnellSalut, ici Chloé du bureau de mode de The Guardian. Nous avons été privés de certains GGG (Golden Globes Glamour) pendant deux ans donc c'est excitant d'être de retour ! En ce qui concerne le tapis rouge des célébrités, les Golden Globes sont l'un des événements les plus importants du calendrier de la mode. L'année dernière, il a été annulé à la suite du contrecoup contre la HFPA pour son manque de diversité. Alors que la pandémie de 21 signifiait que nous étions soumis à des photos de célébrités à la maison. Le code vestimentaire variait Elle Fanning a porté à Zoom une robe en soie Gucci tandis que Jason Sudeikis portait un sweat à capuche tie-dye. Pour être honnête, avoir un aperçu d'un plan de travail de cuisine A-lister était bien plus excitant que les vêtements. Cette année il est de retour et fête ses 80 ans donc pas de pression mais il vaut mieux être bon ou au moins mémorable. Rappelez-vous que c'est la cérémonie de remise des prix qui nous a donné Elizabeth Taylor dans une robe et un diadème scintillant en 1957. C'est là qu'en 1973 Cher a accompagné un Sonny vêtu d'un smoking dans un ventre portant deux pièces et un manteau pelucheux géant et c'est là que grâce à Angelina Jolie en 1999 , la robe slip des années 90 est devenue grand public. En tant que premier événement étoilé de 2023, il peut vraiment donner le ton du style pour le reste des tapis rouges. Et sans code vestimentaire officiel, tout peut arriver. Comme je l'ai dit, pas de pression...il y a 1 m18h47 HNEBenjamin LeeJerrod Carmichael est un choix improbable d'hôte pour les Globes, principalement parce qu'il est un peu trop bon pour eux ? Le stand-up, star et créateur de The Carmichael Show, acteur connu pour les films Neighbours et récemment réalisateur de Sundance indie On the Count of Three, a reçu des applaudissements l'année dernière pour son spécial HBO Rothaniel qui l'a vu devenir gay, ainsi comme se révélant être l'un des comédiens les plus intelligents et les plus intéressants du moment.Il deviendra le tout premier hôte noir solo des Globes et la nouvelle de son embauche suggère que la HFPA ne craint pas d'être la cible de la blague cette année, étant donné sa tendance à ne pas prendre de coups. Voici un aperçu de ce qu'il pourrait faire sur scène :il y a 7 mois18h42 HNEBenjamin LeeEh bien, c'est une star qui ne sera pas présente ce soir…les gens feront vraiment n'importe quoi pour éviter d'assister aux Golden Globes https://t.co/4GkRu00PS6– Dave Itzkoff (@ditzkoff) 10 janvier 2023 Mis à jour à 18h43 HNEil y a 12 mois18h37 HNEBenjamin LeeAna de Armas. Photographie: Ian West / PAL'un des plus gros points d'interrogation ce soir est de savoir qui va se présenter. Les Globes sont réputés pour être remplis d'étoiles, mais la HFPA est toujours mal vue par certains. Tom Cruise a rendu ses prix, Scarlett Johansson s'est prononcée contre eux et Brendan Fraser, nominé ce soir pour son rôle dans The Whale, boycotte après un prétendu incident de tâtonnement par un ancien membre.Tout ce que nous savons pour le moment, c'est que certaines stars ont été confirmées comme présentatrices, ce qui comptera pour quelque chose. Ces noms incluent Jamie Lee Curtis, Jennifer Hudson, Ana de Armas, Quentin Tarantino, Jenna Ortega et Jennifer Coolidge. Mais il est possible que certains des plus grands gagnants de la soirée ne soient pas l��, signe majeur que les choses prendront un peu plus de temps pour revenir à la normale.Mis à jour à 18h41 HNEil y a 12 mois18h36 HNENous y voilà...Benjamin LeeHôte Jerrod Carmichael. Photographie : Earl Gibson III/REX/ShutterstockA cette époque l'année dernière, il ne semblait pas que nous serions ici de nouveau. Les Golden Globes ont

été abandonnés par NBC après des questions de diversité, ou plutôt de manque de diversité, et des accusations d'irrégularités ont fait des vagues dans toute l'industrie. La cérémonie, généralement remplie de stars, était un événement calme sans caméras ni vedettes.Mais après que la Hollywood Foreign Press Association (HFPA), le groupe mystérieux à l'origine des prix, ait apporté quelques changements clés (membres plus diversifiés, moins de pots-de-vin), Hollywood a répondu à bras ouverts avec prudence. NBC leur a donné un essai attentiste d'un an, les stars sont en fait prêtes à y assister, le comédien bien trop cool pour les Globes Jerrod Carmichael a accepté d'animer … cela pourrait être le début d'un nouveau départ.C'est pour cela que nous serons ici ce soir, non seulement pour savoir qui gagne quoi, mais aussi pour attendre une réponse à la question clé de savoir si l'industrie est prête à embrasser pleinement les Globes à nouveau et aussi, si elle le devrait. Le jury est sorti.Mis à jour à 18h42 HNELes sujetsGolden Globes 2023Globes dorésRécompenses et prixLes FabelmanTout partout tout à la foisRéutiliser ce contenu

[caitimetravels]

who i will write for :)

hi!! this is a rough list of characters.

the maze runner

thomas

newt

minho

gally

teresa

brenda

sonya

aris

the maze runner cast (platonic!!)

dylan obrien

thomas brodie sangster

kihong lee

kaya scodelario

will poulter

the umbrella academy

five

klaus

diego

allison

ben

luther

vanya

lila

stranger things

mike wheeler

eleven (jane hopper)

max mayfield

lucas sinclair

dustin henderson

will byers

jonathon byers

nancy wheeler

steve harrington

robin buckley

billy hargrove

+more!

stranger things cast (platonic!!)

finn wolfhard

millie bobby brown

sadie sink

caleb mclaughlin

gaten matarazzo

noah schnapp

charlie heaton

natalia dyer

joe keery

maya hawke

dacre montgomery

shadow and bone

kaz

inej

jesper

nina

matthias

alina

mal

+more!

criminal minds

anyone

i couldn’t be bothered to write them all 🤷‍♀️

scream (1-4)

basically all characters

it 2017

richie 

eddie

bill

stan

bev

mike

ben

big hero 6

tadashi

hiro

honey lemon

wasabi

gogo

fred

miraculous ladybug

marinette

adrien

luka

nino

alya

rose

juleka

alix

nathaniel

how to train your dragon

hiccup

astrid

snotlout

ruffnut

tuffnut

fishlegs

harry potter

marauders era

james potter

sirius black

remus lupin

lily evans

regulus black

marlene mckinnon

dorcas meadowes

mary mcdonald

+more!

golden trio

harry potter

ron weasley

hermione granger

ginny weasley

fred weasley

george weasley

draco malfoy

luna lovegood

neville longbottom

dean thomas

seamus finnigan

+more!

next gen

teddy lupin

james potter II

albus potter

rose weasley

hugo weasley

louis weasley

victorie weasley

dominique weasley

+more!

other harry potter characters

newt scammander

divergent

eric

four

tris

caleb

peter

uriah

will

christina

the hunger games

katniss

peeta

gale

finnick

narnia

peter

edmund

susan

caspian

once upon a time

emma

hook

regina

belle

baelfire

robin

peter pan

felix

henry

marvel

loki

thor

tony stark

steve rogers

peter parker

clint barton

sam wilson

bucky barnes

natasha romanoff

wanda maximoff

pietro maximoff

bruce banner

t'challa

gamora

carol danvers

peter quill

scott lang

shuri

valkyrie

vision

+more!

marvel cast (platonic!!)

robert downey jr

chris evans

chris hemsworth

chris pratt

tom hiddleston

sebastian stan

anthony mackie

tom holland

scarlett johansson

mark ruffalo

benedict cumberbatch

paul rudd

paul bettany

brie larson

elizabeth olsen

jeremy renner

dc

jason todd

tim drake

damian wayne

dick grayson

wally west

cassandra cain

barbara gordon

stephanie brown

duke thomas

bruce wayne

clark kent

conner kent (kon-el)

pirates of the caribbean

jack sparrow

elizabeth swann

will turner

[negans-lucille-tblr]

Bee’s 7Ks of the Week Writing Challenge

I’m so overwhelmed that I’ve hit 7000 followers 🥺 I don’t even have words, thank you so much. I never dreamed of having this many followers. Thank you, I love you all 🥺🥰

You know I like to create a challenge inspired by the number of followers for the milestone, so I’ve come up with one centred around the 7 days of the week! 

How to Play:

Below you’ll find a list of ten prompts for every day of the week. Each day has a different theme. 

To build your fic you can only pick ONE prompt from each day - (with the exception of Monday and Wednesday because I’m a slut and I wanna read all the gang bangs and orgies you can think of ;) )

You don’t have to pick a prompt from every single day, but you must pick from a minimum of THREE days. 

Once you’ve “built” your fic, drop me an ask and let me know you’ll be participating. You don’t have to give me every prompt you’ve chosen if you don’t want to, but if you could let me know the Character(s) you’ve selected that would be cool!

To make sure I have time to read every entry, I’m capping this challenge at 30 spaces. 

More below the cut...

Other Rules:

As this is a followers celebration it would be nice if you were following me :)

You can write for SPN, TWD, Walker or Marvel, or a crossover if you so wish.

You can write for any of the characters/actors listed in Monday and Wednesday

Threesomes/Moresomes are welcome and can include m/m and/or f/f (this girl is Polyamorous and bisexual, so go wild)

Your fic can be reader insert (Female or Male) or a ship of your choosing - Preferably in 2nd or 3rd Person narrative. The exception to this rule being Destiel and Sabriel as I don’t read for these pairings.

Your fic can be any genre or mix of - Dark is A-Okay (and even encouraged) as long as you tag/warn accordingly. Write whatever your heart desires - but please no toilet stuff or underage/ageplay as I don’t read those.

There is no minimum word count but the maximum is 3K, and please use a keep reading tab if it is over 500 words or I won’t reblog it!

Tag me in your work and use the hashtag #bees7ksoftheweekchallenge in the first 5 tags.

If I’ve not read and reblogged your entry within 3 days please message me the link as dumblr sucks at telling me things :)

I will be posting the masterlist for this challenge on the 1st June 2021 so please have posted by then if you want to be added to it :) 

Most importantly…have fun!

Prompts...

MONDAY - Man Crush Monday 

Dean Winchester / Jensen Ackles 

Sam Winchester / Cordell Walker ( / Duke)  / Jared Padalecki 

John Winchester / Negan / Jeffrey Dean Morgan 

Benny Laffitte / Ty Olsen 

Alex Calvert (but not Jack) 

Damon Salvatore / Ian Somerholder 

Bucky Barnes / Sebastian Stan

Steve Rogers / Ransom / Chris Evans 

Thor / Chris Hemsworth 

Tom Holland (but not Peter Parker) 

TUESDAY - Two for Tuesdays

Fluff & Angst (Flangst) 

Smut and Angst (Smangst) 

Smut and Fluff 

Enemies to Lovers 

Best Friends to Lovers

Enemies to Friends 

Lovers to Enemies

Lovers to Friends

Hurt and Comfort

Fuck or Die

WEDNESDAY - Woman Crush Wednesday 

Charlie Bradbury / Felicia Day

Jo Harvelle / Alona Tal 

Ruby (1 or 2) / Katie Cassidy / Gen Padalecki 

Anael / Danneel Ackles

Donna Hascombe / Brianna Buckmaster 

Claire Novak / Kathryn Newton 

Micki Ramirez / Lindsey Morgan

Wanda Maximoff / Elizabeth Olsen

Carol Denver / Brie Larson 

Natasha Romanoff / Scarlet Johansson 

THURSDAY - Throwback Thursday 

2000s

1990s

1980s

1970s

1960s

1950s

1940s

1920s

1800s

1700s

FRIDAY - Thank God it's Friday 

Girls Night In 

Going out to a bar

Going on a date 

Movie night 

Going on Vacation 

Game night 

House party

Work Function

Karaoke bar

Drive-In Movies 

SATURDAY - Saturday Night at the Movies 

There's only one bed  

Body Swap (eg Freaky Friday) 

Grand declaration of love 

The makeover 

The Dating bet 

Love Triangle 

Unlikely romance 

"I almost lost you" 

The Hero gets the girl

The Best Friend gets the girl 

SUNDAY - Sinful Sunday 

Size Kink

Degradation / Humiliation

Praise Kink

Cock warming

Daddy Kink

Public Sex

Group Sex

Bisexual Male

Sloppy Seconds

CNC 

[ao3feed-lokiangst]

If you have Request

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/31oA1MB

by Akhmenra_Denil

If you have a request or even several I'd be gla to write for you.

Words: 100, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Iron Man (Movies), Thor (Movies), Captain America (Movies), Guardians of the Galaxy (Movies), Doctor Strange (2016), Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Loki (TV 2021), The Falcon and the Winter Soldier (TV), Hawkeye (TV 2021), marvel cast - Fandom, Vikings (TV), vikingscast, WandaVision (TV), Ant-Man (Movies), Captain Marvel (2019)

Rating: Not Rated

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: F/F, F/M, Gen, M/M, Multi

Characters: Tony Stark, Bruce Banner, Thor (Marvel), Steve Rogers, Sam Wilson (Marvel), James "Bucky" Barnes, Loki (Marvel), Natasha Romanov (Marvel), Clint Barton, Wanda Maximoff, Vision (Marvel), Guardians of the Galaxy Team, Stephen Strange, Peter Parker, Scott Lang, Captain Marvel, Robert Downey Jr., Mark Ruffalo, Chris Hemsworth, Chris Evans (Actor), Anthony Mackie, Sebastian Stan, Tom Hiddleston, Scarlett Johansson, Jeremy Renner, Elizabeth Olsen, Paul Bettany, Chris Pratt, Zoe Saldana, Benedict Cumberbatch, Tom Holland (Actor), Paul Rudd, Brie Larson, Ivar (Vikings), Alex Høgh Andersen, Hvitserk (Vikings), Marco Ilsø, Ubbe (Vikings), Jordan Patrick Smith, Bjorn (Vikings), Alexander Ludwig, Ragnar Lothbrok, Travis Fimmel, Harald Finehair (Vikings), Lagertha (Vikings), Aslaug (Vikings), Sigurd (Vikings)

Relationships: Can be anything really

Additional Tags: Smut, Fluff, Angst, Modern Era, vikings era, other universe, different trope, avengers smut, Vikings smut, cast smut

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/31oA1MB

[theliterateape]

The Cinema of 2019: A Literate Ape End-of-Year Review

By Don Hall and Brett Dworski

Editor’s Note:

With projects like Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker, Watchmen, The Mandalorian, and pretty much everything produced for the CW, we are smack dab in the epicenter of the Age of Fan Fiction. The films of 2019 have some nods to this trend with Joker, Once Upon a Time in Hollywood, and Yesterday playing hard and loose with expanding the existing iconography to tell new stories.

We enjoyed a lot of movies in 2019. While not a banner year like 1968 or 1999, the year certainly had its standouts. Here is our end of the year list of the films that impacted us the most compiled by Don Hall and Brett Dworski, both film fans and people with acceptable vision and hearing.

NOTE: These are not ranked because generally, we believe the practice of ranking films is fucking stupid. However, we do rate them from 1 to 5 Apes. Enjoy.

Apollo 11

4 Apes (DH)

There really was a time when America was great. Sure, there was still segregation and violence, the war overseas, the draft, and the host of problems faced by the country but the men and women who took up Kennedy’s challenge to get a human being on the surface of the moon elevated us all. Apollo 11 is a documentary using entirely archival footage of this historic moment when mankind exceeded itself.

Honey Boy

1 Ape (BD)

The anticipated debut of writer Shia LaBeouf is choppy and disappointing. Newcomer Noah Jupe plays child actor Otis—based on LaBeouf—whose drunken father disrupts his recent success. The film’s inconsistencies stem across the plot, casting and performances. The father, played by LaBeouf, flops between abusive asshole and tender daddy by the minute; neither is compelling. Lucas Hedges, who plays Otis as a drug-abusing teenager, looks nothing like LaBeouf or Jupe. And once things get interesting, Otis forgives his pop and tells him he’s “going to make a movie about him.” Very original, Shia. The fact that Honey Boy is based on LaBeouf’s life is intriguing, but the film is ultimately a huge letdown.

Midsommar

4 Apes (DH)

Ari Astor gives us a twisted break up story wrapped in the bloody flowered crown of a horror film set in blinding sunlight. I loved Hereditary for a million reasons. I loved Midsommar for five: Florence Pugh, the bizarre mating ritual, the fucked up mushroom visuals, old people willingly plunging to their deaths, and a dude being stuffed into the skin of a recently slaughtered bear and burned alive.

Dolemite Is My Name

3 Apes (BD)

Eddie Murphy rewinds the clock to his Raw and Delirious days in this biopic of Rudy Ray Moore, a comedian and musician behind the Blaxploitation movement of the 1970s. While wildly erratic at times, it’s also an affectionate and sobering look at the hustle of show business. It took years for Murphy to ditch his affable family-man routine, but it was worth the wait: Dolemite Is My Name cements the raunchy, cocksure comic as one of the greatest talents of all time.

Yesterday

3 Apes (DH)

I wrote about this here. Loved it.

The Lighthouse

3 Apes (BD)

Robert Pattinson and Willem Dafoe are exhilarating in this delirious indie thriller. They play 19th century lighthouse keepers who struggle to maintain their sanity upon learning they’re stuck on an island off the coast of New England. The stunning black and white landscapes of Nova Scotia are overshadowed by Dafoe’s and Pattinson’s constant bickering, farting, masturbating, and binge drinking. The Lighthouse is bizarre, hilarious, terrifying, peculiar… and quite good. You’ll never view seagulls the same way after watching it.

Endgame

5 Apes (DH)

The culmination of nearly two dozen interconnected films all stemming from my Gen X childhood? I’ve been waiting since I read my first Avengers comic when I was ten years old for this and it did not disappoint. Packed with incredibly satisfying moments (Professor Hulk, Cap gets the Hammer, “...on your left...,” and “I... am... Iron Man”) this was the most fun three hours I could imagine that didn’t involve cheese or sex.

The Art of Self Defense

4 Apes (BD)

This deadpan and absurdist comedy highlights toxic masculinity through a ruthless karate class. Jessie Eisenberg plays Casey, a lonely, frightened accountant who enlists in the course after a mugging leaves him hospitalized. Led by a vain and puzzling instructor, the class soon absorbs Casey’s life and brainwashes him to commit barbaric acts beyond self-protection. Although clearly a blend of Fight Club and The Karate Kid, The Art of Self Defense carries an unusual rhythm that separates it from its predecessors—and displays a refreshing kind of filmmaking from newcomer Riley Streams.

Joker

4 Apes (DH)

The politics that suddenly surrounded this were nothing more than distraction. Was it a response to the humorless Woke culture? An Incel Fantasy? Who gives a fuck. It was a film that did something a lot of movies lately refuse to do—it surprised us. It also included an amazing, painful performance by Joaquin Phoenix and, like Logan before it, used the pop culture iconography of the comic book tropes and deepened them in ways that only a bold approach could.

High Life

4 Apes (BD)

Visually-stunning cinematography and a harrowing storyline carry High Life, one of the most daunting films of the year. Set in a futuristic world where death-row inmates are sent to conduct eerie experiments in outer space, High Life is as morbid as it is alluring. The movie—which was made in 2018 but not released in theaters until 2019—resembles a space version of The Shining with its isolation-leads-to-madness concept. While too edgy for some, High Life is one of the most uniquely made films in years.

Once Upon a Time in Hollywood

5 Apes (DH)

Tarantino’s homage to revisionist history, the plight of growing old and becoming replaceable, 1960s Hollywood, and chock full of snappy dialogue, incredible performances, and both a sense of celebration and melancholy makes this one of the best movies about movies ever made.

John Wick Chapter 3

5 Apes (DH)

With next year’s Keanu-mas when they release both John Wick 4 and the Matrix 4 movies on the same day (yes, I will participate fully) the franchise that spawned the newfound love for all things Reeves is absolutely worth noting. Full of that comic book/video game world-building, odd but sensible rituals and oaths and rules plus plenty of head-shot, bloody violence, I sat in a Las Vegas theater with a crowd and we all gasped, laughed, and applauded at the absolute action-porn that is John Wick. Yes, these films are pornography of comic book violence and Reeves is our big-dicked John Holmes.

The Painted Bird

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Those seeking a feel good shan’t see The Painted Bird, a bloodcurdling Holocaust drama seen through the eyes of a child. Petr Kotlár gives a robust performance as a nameless boy fighting to survive the violent societal breakdown in Eastern Europe. In doing so, he experiences one nightmare after another—each worse than the former—and loses hope in human kindness along the way. The beautifully shot black-and-white landscapes are a mirage for the routine abuse the boy encounters, leaving audiences as numb to it as he is by the film’s end.

The Irishman

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Scorsese caps a triptych of films over decades with this much slower but no less magnificent look into the Italian Mafia from the inside/out. Goodfellas is an Irish kid’s ascent and is an explosive young man’s movie. Casino is a Jewish man’s climb up in the Mob and, while still explosive, is a bit more subdued and a decidedly middle-aged man’s film. The Irishman is an old man’s view, looking back, reliving awful and magnificent moments.

Together, the three films mark a masterwork in a genius director’s canon.

Ad Astra

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Ad Astra takes a different approach than most solar-system journeys by exploring the man behind the suit. Brad Pitt is Roy McBride, an accomplished astronaut whose dedication to space has damaged his marriage. When called upon for secret mission to Neptune, the stoic McBride finds he’s more than a government robot, and his ascent to madness results in one of Pitt’s finest performances. Supported by a wonderfully played asshole in Tommy Lee Jones, Ad Astra is as much a family drama as it is a space adventure.

Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

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Sure, there were unanswered questions leftover and I really didn’t care for that kiss at the end but I loved this film from start to finish. Completing a story as massive and, in many ways, disconnected, was a tall order and I think Abrams and team did about as good a job as anyone could expect. This will be in rotation at least a couple more times in the next few weeks.

Marriage Story

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Oscar-worthy performances from Adam Driver and Scarlett Johansson drive Marriage Story, a clever, poignant narrative about divorce. Noah Baumbach’s behind-the-scenes view of the crippling situation separates it from movies alike, exploring factors beyond courtroom troubles and custody battles. Marriage Story empathetically—and even comically—shows both sides of the fight, and its effect will last far beyond the screen. Get your box of tissues ready.

Alita: Battle Angel

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Not a Manga-Boy so the inconsistencies with the story and characters didn’t bother me. I thought this was the closest to watching a dramatic video game with some cool performances and great use of camera and technology. It was also the film I saw first as a resident of Las Vegas so that counts for something at least to me.

Parasite

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Superbly written, shot and performed, Bong Joon-ho’s account of class discrimination in Korea is an electrifying and emotional masterpiece. What begins as a lighthearted story of two families—one rich, one destitute—spirals into shocking sequences of deception. It has every element of an instant classic: witty comedy, sexual tension, thrilling violence, social themes and a stunning finale that mirrors the horrors of reality. Calling it the best movie of 2019 isn’t enough: Parasite is one of the top films of the decade and transcends the arc of modern cinema.

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One Thing You Can't Take Away

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by rachelldo5

It's 2023--several years after the Avengers' last battle with Thanos.

For Robert's birthday, Tony and the Avengers cast gather around to remember their fallen hero. However, given their luck (which is basically none), something goes wrong with the Portal: someone closed the barrier. As the Infinity Stones come to the surface once again, the Avengers and the cast must find the people behind this--and explain the truth to the new addition to the team along the way.

Words: 2956, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Series: Part 2 of When Two Worlds Collide

Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Captain America (Movies), Iron Man (Movies), Thor (Movies)

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence

Categories: F/M, Gen

Characters: Tony Stark, Steve Rogers, Thor (Marvel), Pepper Potts, Morgan Stark (Marvel Cinematic Universe), Bruce Banner, Natasha Romanov (Marvel), Clint Barton, Robert Downey Jr., Chris Evans (Actor), Chris Hemsworth, Scarlett Johansson, Mark Ruffalo, Jeremy Renner, Tom Holland (Actor), Loki (Marvel), Tom Hiddleston, Peter Parker, Nick Fury, William Allen, Sebastian Stan

Relationships: Tony Stark & Avengers Team, Pepper Potts/Tony Stark, Tony Stark & Robert Downey Jr., Steve Rogers & Chris Evans, Thor & Chris Hemsworth, Scarlett Johansson & Natasha Romanov, Bruce Banner & Mark Ruffalo, Clint Barton & Jeremy Renner, Tom Holland (Actor) & Peter Parker, Robert Downey Jr. & Tom Holland, Tom Holland (Actor) & Tony Stark, Loki & Thor (Marvel), Tom Hiddleston & Loki, Tom Hiddleston & Thor, Chris Hemsworth & Tom Hiddleston, Steve Rogers/Natasha Romanov, Pepper Potts & Morgan Stark (Marvel Cinematic Universe) & Tony Stark, Sebastian Stan & Chris Evans

Additional Tags: MCU characters meet the cast, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Alternate Universe - Actors

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Out riding, Jay see something in the distance. It's a man, but he doesn't seem to be feeling too well...

Seh continues her ride, but when she gets home, he's right outside their house.

Jaycee: Hi sir, are you alright. Sir? Sir?!

Ted Roswell: ACCEPT HER AND ALL WILL BE WELL! Jaycee: Oh hell no.

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I said 'I love you'

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by TheAlextoyourJack

While sat at a dinner table with several of his Marvel Co-stars Sebastian makes a sudden, unplanned confession.

Words: 660, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Captain America (Movies)

Rating: General Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: Gen, M/M

Characters: Chris Evans (Actor), Sebastian Stan, Anthony Mackie, Robert Downey Jr., Mark Ruffalo, Scarlett Johansson, Chris Hemsworth, Chris Pratt (Actor)

Relationships: Chris Evans/Sebastian Stan, Chris Evans & Sebastian Stan, Anthony Mackie & Sebastian Stan

Additional Tags: Possibly Unrequited Love, Unrequited Love, Love Confessions, Declarations Of Love, Male Friendship, Protective Mackie

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L'unicité du sexisme et de la dysphorie

La dysphorie, pour ceux qui ne connaissent pas le terme, c'est à l'origine tout simplement le contraire de l'euphorie. Mais de manière contemporaine, la dysphorie de genre c'est le fait de souffrir de la différence entre le genre par lequel on est traité et le genre dans lequel on s'identifie. Autrement dit, c'est souffrir de l'écart entre son passing et son wannabe (plus de détails sur ces termes dans un prochain article). Ça s'incarne de deux manières : d'un côté la part sociale, le fait d'être traité d'une manière "mal" genrée par la société qui nous entoure, et d'un autre côté la part corporelle, le rejet de certaines de nos propres caractéristiques physiques et le désir/besoin de les changer, par la chirurgie si nécessaire.

La part sociale, c'est par exemple quand un individu qui porte quelque chose de rose s'entend dire "c'est original pour un garçon de porter du rose", alors que cet individu a un passing masculin mais s'identifie à une identité féminine. Ou quand on dit "les dames d'abord !" à un individu dans la situation opposée. Cette part sociale est toujours, de manière assez évidente, une conséquence directe de phénomènes ou d'aspects sexistes dans une société. Dans mes deux exemples, rien ne se serait passé si, respectivement, le rose n'avait pas une connotation genrée (donc sexiste, c'est synonyme) et si "les femmes" n'étaient pas asymétriquement sujets à la galanterie.

La part corporelle n'est pas en reste. C'est moins évident au premier abord, mais elle est en fait tout aussi liée, bien qu'indirectement, au sexisme de la société. Et pour vous le montrer, je vais faire un écart sur un autre sujet. La chirurgie esthétique est un phénomène assez répandu, dans certains cercles de nos sociétés occidentales. Contrairement à d'autres pratiques comme les piercings ou les tatouages, la chirurgie esthétique est très souvent décidée pour des raisons professionnelles, typiquement pour des acteurs, performeurs, des personnalités publiques ou politiques. La carrière professionnelle de ces gens entraîne un réel besoin de correspondre à certains standards de beauté. Prenons pour exemple François Mitterrand qui s'est fait refaire les dents avant son élection à la présidence, et Scarlett Johansson et Paula Jones qui se sont faites refaire le nez. Si les standards de beauté n'étaient pas ce qu'ils sont, ces gens feraient beaucoup, beaucoup moins de chirurgie esthétique et leur carrière ne souffrirait pas (ou beaucoup, beaucoup moins) d'avoir des caractéristiques physiques considérées comme "pas belles", en-dehors des canons de beauté, et qu'ils auraient besoin de changer. Si le nez de naissance de Scarlett Johansson n'avait pas été différent des canons de beauté en vigueur (ou perçu comme tel), il est très peu probable qu'elle se le serait fait refaire. Eh bien c'est pareil pour les caractéristiques physiques genrées : si quelqu'un qui porte des robes ressent de la dysphorie en ayant une voix trop grave, c'est uniquement parce que la société a lié le fait de porter des robes avec le fait d'avoir une voix aiguë, au sein du concept de féminité. Quelqu'un pourrait très bien se retrouver à vouloir changer de voix, de poitrine ou de sexe, par le même genre d'envie de personnaliser son corps que pour le tatouage ou le piercing, mais ça ne serait pas quelque chose qui 1) serait aussi répandu que l'est la dysphorie actuellement, et 2) dont on ne souffrirait pas.

L'entièreté des cas de dysphorie de genre revient donc finalement à une seule et unique cause : les phénomènes sexistes dans la société. Et à ce stade, on peut tenter de regarder les choses dans l'autre sens. Essayez de répondre à la question suivante : Quelles sont les (autres) conséquences problématiques des phénomènes sexistes ("genrés") de notre société ? Quelle que soit votre réponse, la raison pour laquelle ce que vous décrivez est problématique, c'est qu'il entraîne directement ou indirectement de la souffrance chez des individus. C'est par exemple une différence de traitement, une injustice, qui fait se demander à celui à qui on a refusé un traitement auquel un autre a eu droit, "et pourquoi pas moi ?". Ce phénomène, cette souffrance qui est à la racine du fait que le sexisme (et par extension toute forme de stigmatisation) est un problème, elle est conceptuellement identique à la souffrance qu'est la dysphorie. On peut considérer une différence d'intensité ou de gravité entre ces souffrances, bien sûr, mais c'est une différence de degré, et pas une différence de nature. Souffrir d'un phénomène ou d'un acte sexiste (malveillant ou non), c'est ressentir de la dysphorie de genre, et vice-versa.

Il est évident pour à peu près tout le monde connaissant le sujet qu'on peut tout aussi bien ressentir de la dysphorie en étant identifié à une femme et en préférant être traité comme un homme, ou en étant identifié à un homme et en préférant être traité comme une femme. (En tout cas, je n'ai jamais entendu quiconque remettre ça en cause, mea culpa si c'est votre cas.) Admettre ce simple état de fait, c'est reconnaître que personne n'est à l'abri du sexisme, et qu'il touche l'entièreté de la population. Si le sexisme se résumait à la misogynie, les femmes trans n'existeraient pas.

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One Thing You Can't Take Away

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by rachelldo5

It's 2023--several years after the Avengers' last battle with Thanos.

For Robert's birthday, Tony and the Avengers cast gather around to remember their fallen hero. However, given their luck (which is basically none), something goes wrong with the Portal: someone closed the barrier. As the Infinity Stones come to the surface once again, the Avengers and the cast must find the people behind this--and explain the truth to the new addition to the team along the way.

Words: 2956, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Series: Part 2 of When Two Worlds Collide

Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Captain America (Movies), Iron Man (Movies), Thor (Movies)

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence

Categories: F/M, Gen

Characters: Tony Stark, Steve Rogers, Thor (Marvel), Pepper Potts, Morgan Stark (Marvel Cinematic Universe), Bruce Banner, Natasha Romanov (Marvel), Clint Barton, Robert Downey Jr., Chris Evans (Actor), Chris Hemsworth, Scarlett Johansson, Mark Ruffalo, Jeremy Renner, Tom Holland (Actor), Loki (Marvel), Tom Hiddleston, Peter Parker, Nick Fury, William Allen, Sebastian Stan

Relationships: Tony Stark & Avengers Team, Pepper Potts/Tony Stark, Tony Stark & Robert Downey Jr., Steve Rogers & Chris Evans, Thor & Chris Hemsworth, Scarlett Johansson & Natasha Romanov, Bruce Banner & Mark Ruffalo, Clint Barton & Jeremy Renner, Tom Holland (Actor) & Peter Parker, Robert Downey Jr. & Tom Holland, Tom Holland (Actor) & Tony Stark, Loki & Thor (Marvel), Tom Hiddleston & Loki, Tom Hiddleston & Thor, Chris Hemsworth & Tom Hiddleston, Steve Rogers/Natasha Romanov, Pepper Potts & Morgan Stark (Marvel Cinematic Universe) & Tony Stark, Sebastian Stan & Chris Evans

Additional Tags: MCU characters meet the cast, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Alternate Universe - Actors

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Marvel One Shots

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by LostInYesteryear

Just one shots of your favourite Marvel characters! These will mostly consist of Peter Parker, Bucky Barnes and Loki

This is written for females but guys you're welcome to read as well, you'll just need to change the female pronouns.

This is also published on my Wattpad page - EchoZero07

Words: 7637, Chapters: 6/?, Language: English

Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel, Thor (Movies), Iron Man (Movies), Captain America (Movies), Ant-Man (Movies), Black Panther (2018), Doctor Strange (2016), Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Guardians of the Galaxy (Movies), Deadpool (Movieverse)

Rating: General Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: F/M, Gen, Other

Characters: Peter Parker, May Parker (Spider-Man), Ned Leeds, Tony Stark, Pepper Potts, Happy Hogan, Natasha Romanov (Marvel), Clint Barton, Steve Rogers, James "Bucky" Barnes, Bruce Banner, Stephen Strange, Thor (Marvel), Loki (Marvel), Tom Holland (Actor), Tom Hiddleston, Chris Hemsworth, Chris Evans (Actor), Sebastian Stan, Anthony Mackie, Frigga (Marvel), Odin (Marvel), Chitauri (Marvel), Robert Downey Jr., Scarlett Johansson, Benedict Cumberbatch, Mark Ruffalo, Scott Lang, Jeremy Renner, T'Challa (Marvel), Paul Rudd, Wanda Maximoff, Vision (Marvel), Pietro Maximoff

Relationships: Peter Parker/Reader, Tony Stark/Reader, Thor (Marvel)/Reader, James "Bucky" Barnes/Reader, Steve Rogers/Reader, Loki (Marvel)/Reader, Stephen Strange/Reader, Tom Holland (Actor)/Reader, Tom Hiddleston/Reader, Bruce Banner/Reader, Clint Barton/Reader, T'Challa (Marvel)/Reader, Clint Barton/Natasha Romanov, James "Bucky" Barnes/Natasha Romanov, Steve Rogers/Natasha Romanov

Additional Tags: Tony Stark Acting as Peter Parker's Parental Figure, Teen Peter Parker, Protective Tony Stark, Post-Serum Steve Rogers, Protective Steve Rogers, Protective Bucky Barnes, Bucky Barnes's Metal Arm, Protective Peter Parker, Parent Tony Stark, Pre-Serum Steve Rogers, Winter Soldier Bucky Barnes, Jotunn Loki (Marvel), Avenger Loki (Marvel), Protective Loki (Marvel), Protective Thor (Marvel), Minor Jane Foster/Thor, Protective Vision (Marvel), Human Vision (Marvel), Protective Natasha Romanov, Protective Clint Barton, Post-Thor (2011), Post-Thor: Ragnarok (2017), Post-Thor: The Dark World, Post-Spider-Man: Homecoming, Civil War Team Iron Man, Pre-Iron Man 1, Protective Jarvis (Iron Man movies), Post-Captain America: The Winter Soldier, Post-Captain America: Civil War (Movie), protective winter soldier, Hurt Tony Stark, Hurt Steve Rogers, Hurt Bucky Barnes, Hurt Peter Parker

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Well, there might not have been dancing on the tables but there was definetly a lot of awkward dancing by adults who have stopped caring what others think.

Anton excelled in the bar and Una had a great time catching up with her friends!