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[ch4p3lofbl00d]

Joey Jordison X Reader

Joey Pov:

I was laying in me and my wife's bedroom, waiting for her to be done showering, so I could cuddle her, but my gut told me that something was wrong. I got up and knocked on the door a few times, but I got no answer. I knocked again, until deciding to put my ear next to the door and once I did that, I heard silent sobs.

My stomach dropped as I knocked on the door once more, "love are you okay in there?" I heard a quick "yes ofc" come out and I immediately knew that something was definitely up, but why wasn't Y/N telling me? Did I do something wrong? Or was she embarrassed to tell me? Did she just want to be alone? I started thinking of the worst as I opened the bathroom door and saw my beautiful girl sitting there, crying her eyes out.

I instantly wrapped my arms around her and asked "baby what's wrong?" I heard muffled words that I could kinda make out, but I still didn't understand what was going on. "Love? You wanna tell me what's bothering you?" I saw her shake her head 'no' and I sighed and looked at her. "Baby.. I wanna help you and comfort you. Take your time and tell me what's wrong, okay?"

Y/N Pov:

I slowly nodded and said "I just.. don't feel enough for you.." I looked down and started anxiously, playing with me fingers, waiting for Joey's reaction. I felt getting pulled into a warm embrace and warm lips, kissing my head. "Love? Look at me" I looked into his warm brown eyes, the eyes that I fell in love with. The eyes that I always get lost in. "Love, why do you not feel enough for me?"

I looked at him and said "I've never been enough for anyone if I'm being honest. I've always been a fuck up and I always ruin everything and I honestly thought you would have left me for being like this" I saw Joey shake his head and say "sweetheart, I would never ever leave you for thinking this way. I'll always be here to reassure you through everything baby and you have and always been enough and the people who says that you aren't are the ones who need to get kicked in the balls"

I laughed and kissed Joey for once feeling like I was enough and so what if I'm not enough for everyone else. Fuck everyone else. I'm enough for myself and Joey and that's a that matters.

TYSM FOR READING <33 🖤🦇

[ramblingsunleashed]

we need to check on joey !!

[baggedmental]

LARSSON SHIRT SIGHTING by god

[someonesrealityshifting]

Small thing that breaks my heart:

When I was in third grade, I told this boy that it would be my birthday in four days, and he said, “okay, then I’ll buy you flowers.” Four days later he comes up to me and says, “my mom wouldn’t let me get flowers but I found you this violet in the grass.” That in and of itself was iconic and so so sweet, but it gets better.

A month later, I had to move, and because it was third grade, the teacher made everyone write me letters to say goodbye. His said, “I hope you have so much fun in your new house that you forget about me. I hope that you’re always happy and you never miss us. I’m sorry I never gave you flowers, but I can give you some now.” And he fucking. Drew me flowers.

No, Joey, I never forgot you. You are the reason I have standards in this life, and I’m so grateful to have known you. I hope you’re happy, wherever you are, and I hope that the rest of your days are filled with as much joy as you gave to me. I spilled water on the card about five years ago, and half of it is a a jumbled mess now, but I still have it. It’s the only card I still have.

The funny thing is this dude and I hardly ever interacted. I knew he played football because he was on the town’s kids’ team and my brother was on the middle school team, and I knew he was one of, like, three Joeys in our year. I had a crush on him but obviously never communicated that because it was fucking third grade, but somehow those three interactions imprinted on who I am as a person. I am forever changed by Joey from third grade.

[bibleofficial]

i'm sorry but this is 1 of the funniest spam texts i've gotten

[orphetoon]

do you think joey knows the word egyptologist

original post:

[charmedslayer]

Oh hey, you guys, I couldn't get a reservation for the night of my birthday, so we have to do dinner Thursday night instead.

[castielsprostate]

having talented friends is so wild!!!!!! like. YOU!!!!!!!!!! YOU made THAT. YOU DID THAT?!?!?!?! YOU created!!!! THAT!!!!!!!!!!! WOAH!!!!!! praise!!!!!!!! praise for one thousand years!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[angelellipsis-devilofdots]

joey batey did not write "you're not a coward cause you cower; you're brave because they broke you, yet broken, still you breathe" (x) to be known as the toss a coin to your witcher guy

[fullmetal-optimists]

This thing provided so much entertainment the whole weekend, you could get lost in the sea of his wrinkles

[neonphoenix]

It's August!!!!!

Read Dickjoey everybody!!!!!!!!!!

[mutantninjamidlifecrisis]

get ya with the punk tactics

[matchingbatbites]

Modern AU where Corroded Coffin does get famous - just not in a way they were expecting.

They try through high school, play some local spots, post their songs online, but they don't really get a lot of traffic. And they think, maybe this isn't going to work.

Until one day, when they post a cover of a pop song, a la Punk Goes Pop, and it does well. Really well.

So they start doing more covers.

Is there a part of their steadily growing fan base that loves their originals and racks up the play counts on the one album they've put out? Of course.

And they never stop sharing their original stuff, but it never gets the kind of engagement that the covers do - and they kind of resign themselves to the fact that, this is what they do now, might as well have fun with it.

Steve Harrington is a popstar who's been on the scene for a little while now, and he loves CC's covers. He never really cared for metal before - overstimulation and audio processing are a wicked duo - but because he knows these songs, he's able to actually appreciate the music, the way the band morphs them into their own style.

He keeps finding himself wishing that they would cover one of his songs.

And then he learns about their original stuff. He listens to the one album on repeat and loves it, loves the lyrics and the composition of the music, and decides that he's going to do the cover for once.

(He's definitely not trying to catch the attention of the hot as fuck lead guitarist, no siree! This is just a nice, normal cover.)

Cue Eddie Munson having a heart attack when his notifications are flooded with links to Steve Harrington - popstar dreamboat and Eddie's absolute guilty pleasure, the man whose music he only listens to at the dead of night when he's guaranteed to never be caught - covering one of Eddie's songs.

[undeadbanjos]

of course this was fuckin' improvised.

[hellspawnmotel]

madoka magica x 2001: a space odyssey

[maridoodles]

silly but important thoughts