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[ch4p3lofbl00d]

Joey Jordison X Reader

Joey Pov:

I was laying in me and my wife's bedroom, waiting for her to be done showering, so I could cuddle her, but my gut told me that something was wrong. I got up and knocked on the door a few times, but I got no answer. I knocked again, until deciding to put my ear next to the door and once I did that, I heard silent sobs.

My stomach dropped as I knocked on the door once more, "love are you okay in there?" I heard a quick "yes ofc" come out and I immediately knew that something was definitely up, but why wasn't Y/N telling me? Did I do something wrong? Or was she embarrassed to tell me? Did she just want to be alone? I started thinking of the worst as I opened the bathroom door and saw my beautiful girl sitting there, crying her eyes out.

I instantly wrapped my arms around her and asked "baby what's wrong?" I heard muffled words that I could kinda make out, but I still didn't understand what was going on. "Love? You wanna tell me what's bothering you?" I saw her shake her head 'no' and I sighed and looked at her. "Baby.. I wanna help you and comfort you. Take your time and tell me what's wrong, okay?"

Y/N Pov:

I slowly nodded and said "I just.. don't feel enough for you.." I looked down and started anxiously, playing with me fingers, waiting for Joey's reaction. I felt getting pulled into a warm embrace and warm lips, kissing my head. "Love? Look at me" I looked into his warm brown eyes, the eyes that I fell in love with. The eyes that I always get lost in. "Love, why do you not feel enough for me?"

I looked at him and said "I've never been enough for anyone if I'm being honest. I've always been a fuck up and I always ruin everything and I honestly thought you would have left me for being like this" I saw Joey shake his head and say "sweetheart, I would never ever leave you for thinking this way. I'll always be here to reassure you through everything baby and you have and always been enough and the people who says that you aren't are the ones who need to get kicked in the balls"

I laughed and kissed Joey for once feeling like I was enough and so what if I'm not enough for everyone else. Fuck everyone else. I'm enough for myself and Joey and that's a that matters.

TYSM FOR READING <33 🖤🦇

[ramblingsunleashed]

we need to check on joey !!

[baggedmental]

LARSSON SHIRT SIGHTING by god

[someonesrealityshifting]

Small thing that breaks my heart:

When I was in third grade, I told this boy that it would be my birthday in four days, and he said, “okay, then I’ll buy you flowers.” Four days later he comes up to me and says, “my mom wouldn’t let me get flowers but I found you this violet in the grass.” That in and of itself was iconic and so so sweet, but it gets better.

A month later, I had to move, and because it was third grade, the teacher made everyone write me letters to say goodbye. His said, “I hope you have so much fun in your new house that you forget about me. I hope that you’re always happy and you never miss us. I’m sorry I never gave you flowers, but I can give you some now.” And he fucking. Drew me flowers.

No, Joey, I never forgot you. You are the reason I have standards in this life, and I’m so grateful to have known you. I hope you’re happy, wherever you are, and I hope that the rest of your days are filled with as much joy as you gave to me. I spilled water on the card about five years ago, and half of it is a a jumbled mess now, but I still have it. It’s the only card I still have.

The funny thing is this dude and I hardly ever interacted. I knew he played football because he was on the town’s kids’ team and my brother was on the middle school team, and I knew he was one of, like, three Joeys in our year. I had a crush on him but obviously never communicated that because it was fucking third grade, but somehow those three interactions imprinted on who I am as a person. I am forever changed by Joey from third grade.

[castielsprostate]

having talented friends is so wild!!!!!! like. YOU!!!!!!!!!! YOU made THAT. YOU DID THAT?!?!?!?! YOU created!!!! THAT!!!!!!!!!!! WOAH!!!!!! praise!!!!!!!! praise for one thousand years!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[bibleofficial]

i'm sorry but this is 1 of the funniest spam texts i've gotten

[orphetoon]

do you think joey knows the word egyptologist

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[lovingrunawaypeach]

[undeadbanjos]

of course this was fuckin' improvised.

[angelellipsis-devilofdots]

joey batey did not write "you're not a coward cause you cower; you're brave because they broke you, yet broken, still you breathe" (x) to be known as the toss a coin to your witcher guy

[fullmetal-optimists]

This thing provided so much entertainment the whole weekend, you could get lost in the sea of his wrinkles

[neonphoenix]

It's August!!!!!

Read Dickjoey everybody!!!!!!!!!!

[sustancy]

when I’m scrolling through a blog and see they reblogged one of my posts

[mutantninjamidlifecrisis]

get ya with the punk tactics

[hipsternumbertwo]

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