#joelkémon reality show

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Is it legal to ask you how Trouble is doing in the brothel? Can you ask him if he misses me? 👉🏻👈🏻

Is it legal LOL ily. Of course he does 🫶💕

brothel master list

John Wick

After Raider discovers the secret bedroom, he briefly tries to blackmail Trouble with no real plan. Trouble tells him, "you can't blackmail me, man. Don't you know my fic?" Then feels bad because everyone knows raider is a bad reader like me. "If you wanna hang out, let's hang out."

Late at night I'm lying in my bed alone trying to read my own story. I sigh and look at the clock. I'm getting ready to knock on Trouble's door and hear a bunch of shooting in surround sound.

Raider says, "Yeah. I can see it. They don't even know, do they?" Trouble says, "not really, but if i come back there's gonna be more about my job."

I crack open the door. "There she is," they say in unison. I'm wearing my hug sleep pod, so I very slowly begin to shuffle over to the bed, taking several minutes. Raider comes and picks me up because it's taking so long. He puts me between them like a log.

Trouble looks at my coccoon, "what is this, a fuckin chastity belt," as he puts a pillow under my head. It's a huge bed and rest assured we're on top of it not in it. I ask, "can you burrito me in a blanket?"

And he's like "on top of this?" Plucking my hug sleep pod. "that bad, huh?" He takes a rich guy blanket off the foot of the bed. "Ya know if you wanna take him out, you've got the right two guys here." He drapes the blanket over me and I fall asleep watching John Wick.

Raider whispers, "what do you wanna do about Lincoln?" Trouble reminds him, "we can't touch him unless she says. The brothel is like, the Continental" (John wick hotel where they can't "do business"). "she needs your support though." Raider asks, "what should I do," and Trouble shrugs, "keep fuckin' shit up. and whatever she says with sweet pea."

the pic is a john wick ref. trouble is trying to retire from his job.

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Brothel Reality Show - Master List

The Joels live in a mansion (@toxicbrothel) and there's a reality show that lets us see behind the scenes what they're doing when they're not in their fics. Discussing their escapades, being bros, bickering, hyping each other up, worrying about what y'all think of them. Sometimes the tv producers try to stir up drama. The Joel mansion is on the Toxic Compound where slashers and other blorbos also live.

Main cast and their fics: joelkémons

edit by @gasolinerainbowpuddles

Scenes

Love 2 Cuck

Night walks date; ct'd

⭐Drama with slasher moving in

Slasher asks Lincoln for advice

Night walks date Intel

⭐Other joels try to help stepdad

⭐The DEA (Javi P.)

Housing sitch (welcome cake)

Stepdad redemption arc

Ratings and dirty talk

Where's night walks

⭐Dicks

John Wick

⭐Anon, Anon pt. 2 and ZIPLINE PIC by puddles

moral superiority

⭐Lincoln & stepdad watch parties

slasher party house

Jesse Palmer

Boyd bungalow

⭐ madame's favorites

Shorts, HCs, etc.

brothel origin (pt. 2); show origin; opening credits; soundtrack

Lincoln gives Night Walks a ride

Lincoln is difficult

Swim trunks

Starstruck over night walks

Therapy

brothel!Reader HCs by @scratchietella

Depravity channel by @not-a-unique-snowflake-blog

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another masterpiece by @gasolinerainbowpuddles, this one for our reality show, where all the joels live in a brothel on the toxic compound.

Look at the joelkemon cards!!!! And bobblehead! And the depravity channel logo by @not-a-unique-snowflake-blog!!

check out the new joelkémon cards if you haven't yet.

[toxicanonymity]

Now I want a sitcom about the Joelkémon brothel in the style of a reality show lmao

Yes!! I totally imagine it in the style where they each talk to the camera about the drama 😭

[toxicanonymity]

Oh my god, Halloween anon, that lyrics was amazing, slay queen 👑✨💕

Agreed! the best! <333

Halloween Anon's Lyrics to the Pokémon Song recap: the joelkémon brothel got a reality show and a soundtrack is in progress. still lost? FAQ

[not-a-unique-snowflake-blog]

WTF this is so cute!🥹😍

I love Trouble teaching emotionally constipated Raider how to emotionally support you!🥹🥹🥹 My love and support go to everyone on that giant bed!!💕💕💕

Is it legal to ask you how Trouble is doing in the brothel? Can you ask him if he misses me? 👉🏻👈🏻

Is it legal LOL ily. Of course he does 🫶💕

brothel master list

John Wick

After Raider discovers the secret bedroom, he briefly tries to blackmail Trouble with no real plan. Trouble tells him, "you can't blackmail me, man. Don't you know my fic?" Then feels bad because everyone knows raider is a bad reader like me. "If you wanna hang out, let's hang out."

Late at night I'm lying in my bed alone trying to read my own story. I sigh and look at the clock. I'm getting ready to knock on Trouble's door and hear a bunch of shooting in surround sound.

Raider says, "Yeah. I can see it. They don't even know, do they?" Trouble says, "not really, but if i come back there's gonna be more about my job."

I crack open the door. "There she is," they say in unison. I'm wearing my hug sleep pod, so I very slowly begin to shuffle over to the bed, taking several minutes. Raider comes and picks me up because it's taking so long. He puts me between them like a log.

Trouble looks at my coccoon, "what is this, a fuckin chastity belt," as he puts a pillow under my head. It's a huge bed and rest assured we're on top of it not in it. I ask, "can you burrito me in a blanket?"

And he's like "on top of this?" Plucking my hug sleep pod. "that bad, huh?" He takes a rich guy blanket off the foot of the bed. "Ya know if you wanna take him out, you've got the right two guys here." He drapes the blanket over me and I fall asleep watching John Wick.

Raider whispers, "what do you wanna do about Lincoln?" Trouble reminds him, "we can't touch him unless she says. The brothel is like, the Continental" (John wick hotel where they can't "do business"). "she needs your support though." Raider asks, "what should I do," and Trouble shrugs, "keep fuckin' shit up. and whatever she says with sweet pea."

the pic is a john wick ref. trouble is trying to retire from his job.