#joel x burnie

[josephquinnswhore]

Fuckin’ Brat

Pairing: Joel Miller x female reader.

Summary: you’ve had a bad day and taking it out on Joel leads to primitive measures to fix your attitude.

Word count: 0.6k

Warnings: swear words, reader having a mental breakdown I guess, Joel using pet names like angel, brat.

alternative thoughts to the other little blurb I posted about this pic. Bonus pic for better effect.

You were so fucking tired, so worn and aching and sweaty and irritated. The combination usually wouldn’t have been that much of an issue on a normal day; you were great at handling your emotions and worked through them like a champ.

Today things had fallen apart; a handful of otherwise tiny manageable things that all add up in what becomes a cluttered mess that accumulates like a fire hazard. The more things that go wrong; the more flammable you become.

And fuck you were about to blow up.

First it was Janice, the old hag from down the street, complaining about your dog, burnie, a well behaved border collie, he was a bit stupid sometimes; he liked to chase the birds that flew through her garden. That became a you issue. She was lucky he didn’t chase her.

Then, as you get to the hall to start volunteering for the lunch service, cooking for all the guys coming home from patrol; nothing had been started. No prep, no cooking. No cleaning. You roll up your sleeves and pick up the slack; because you’re a fucking people pleaser who can’t say no.

Lastly, you get home, just wanting to relax and read a chapter of your romance book. Only to find it had tea spilt all through it; the pages were now a damp shade of brown, soaked and completely ruined. Ellie had looked at it last night after showing some intrest, neglecting to put the precious book back onto its respective shelf.

Ellie said she’d clean up after herself, you understood she was just a teenager and she probably just forgot.

But you couldn’t help but just explode, it was the final fucking straw. The match that had lit the impending internal explosion.

In that exact moment your brain had decided to short circuit into a fit of rage, Joel walks through the door, walking snow all through the house as he sits on the lounge, groaning loudly.

“Couldn’t even take your fucking boots off at the door?” You scold angrily, gesturing to the mess he’d walked though the house.

Joel stopped untying his boots to look at you; he raises his eyebrow, giving you an unspoken warning.

Don’t speak to me like that again.

But you got the message, you just push further, knowing he would snap eventually.

“Thanks for letting the damn dog out this morning too, now Janice is on my fucking ass as always!” You grumble, starting to pace a little.

Joel stood off the lounge, bending at the knees a little so he’s more your height and he rested his palms on the top of his jeans on his thighs. His head was tilted as he watched you ramble, waiting for you to realise you’d fucked up.

“She’s that obsessed with you, she’s got to take her shit out on me, maybe you should just go over there and stuff her full of your co-“

Your rambling is cut short by a large hand roughly gripping your chin, your eyes widen at the sudden action and he jerks your face towards his, you stumble forward two steps. He doesn’t take his eyes off you.

“Fuckin’ finish that sentence, angel.” He growls lowly, warning you against it. He waits, looking at you expectantly.

You freeze, blinking dumbly at him. He hums.

“You really want me to go over there and stuff Janice full of my cock, huh? Show her what she’s missing, why she’s rightfully jealous of you?” His tone was husky. His eyes hadn’t left your own.

Your eyes water at the thought, your shoulders droop as you shake your head no.

“‘S what I thought. Listen to me real careful now, angel.” His voice is softer, but still demands that you comply with his orders.

He softens his grip on your chin, but still maintaining that eye contact.

“You’re gonna come sit on my lap, tell me what happened today, and you’re gonna stop being such a fuckin’ brat. Understand?”

You nod frantically, tears welling in your eyes, Joel knew you needed him to put you in place, to break you down so you’d stop pushing all your problems down to bury them. So you’d finally open up and embellish in the support you needed. He would listen, and help however he could.

“Repeat it, baby.” He orders firmly.

“I’m gonna sit on your lap and tell you why I’m upset..” You trail off for a moment. “And stop bein’ a brat.” You mumble.

Joel let’s go of your chin, sitting back down on the lounge where he pats his lap. You sit on your throne and cry to him; about everything that had happened.

He spends hours with you; in his arms, letting you cry and rant about all the stress you’d harboured. You were thankful for the stern and loving man that was Joel Miller.

[youtubeimaginationstation]

It Was The 4th Of  July

Pairing: Burnie Burns/Joel Heyman Rating: G Word Count: 1659 Read it on AO3: http://archiveofourown.org/works/11536866

Burnie was known throughout the company as two things. One was the “Boss” despite not truly being the boss at Rooster Teeth in years. The second thing was being the “Party King”, a title that he proudly held and maintained. He loved people and he loved celebrating so naturally those two things came together at every holiday and opportunity he could take advantage of. These parties were always stocked fully with more beer and liquor than anyone could reasonably drink and tons of local food that he’d get catered. A recent favorite had been Tiny Pies because, c’mon like they’re tiny pies! The fourth of the July was coming up, which was a perfect opportunity for him to throw the mother of all backyard barbeques. He recruited the help of Gavin and Meg for decorating and generally drinking before the party even started that day. One because Meg had a much better eye for décor than he did, and two because Gavin was British and there was nothing funnier to him than a Brit taking part of the Fourth of July, the most American holiday in the world.

By the time the party was roughly slated to start, around 6 PM, Meg had strung up lights and red, white, and blue garland across the backyard. There were cups and plates that matched and a basket of small American flags, obnoxious foam hats, and those weird printed sunglasses with American Flags printed over the lenses for extra flare. They’d helped him set up a solid snack table and a refreshment bar inside. Also over the course of six hours, between the three of them, they’d almost gone through a 30 rack of Fat Tires. Needless to say Burnie was feeling a buzz and people were starting to arrive. He was going to wait a little while to fire up the grill, so he started by mingling by the snacks and chatting with whoever came in. From the get go he knew it was going to be a great party. No one in the company, well maybe aside from Gus, could say no to free food and free booze with fireworks at the end. Burnie never did the fireworks though; he always left that up to Matt and Gavin to handle. The two of them loved to set up wild fireworks displays for the party so he just let them handle it. Meant he could drink more without feeling nervous about accidentally blowing his hand off.

It seemed like the whole company was there about an hour and a half in, his house was teeming with employees all chatting and drinking away. At some point someone, he assumed Meg, had turned on music and a few people were dancing in between the groups. Alcohol truly was a funny thing. He decided around then was a good time to start cooking, so he fired up the grill and went inside to grab the burgers and hot dogs, an American classic. They also had pulled pork chilling in a crockpot that would be brought outside soon and another with bubbling queso. As he bee-lined to the fridge Joel stepped into his path. He had two beers in his hands and immediately handed one over to Burnie.

“You. Drink that now.” He demanded, and Burnie laughed but took a swig. It was a darker beer, much hoppier than he would have expected, but rolled with it and bumped Joel’s shoulder.

“Thanks, man.” Burnie said, continuing his trek to the fridge. Joel followed behind him, taking sips of his beer and looking at him expectantly. Burnie turned on his heel before he opened the door and found Joel very close to him. His cheeks flushed as he looked up at his tall friend. He’d known Joel for years, too many years, and still the man looked as good as when they met. He wasn’t really sure how Joel had escaped the passage of time, but he always admired it, if not always in a friendly way. Burnie liked to think that he too had gotten better with age, only because he took way better care of himself than he’d done in the past. He took another drink of his beer. “Do you need something?” He asked Joel, trying to bring his thoughts back to earth.

“Yeah, make sure to save me a seat for the fireworks.” He said, clinking his bottle against Burnies before sauntering back off into the party. Needless to say Burnie was definitely confused, but grabbed the meats out of the fridge and made his way back outside.

The evening went on without a hitch, he cooked and people ate and he kept drinking away. He did a few shots when he was finished at the grill, mostly because Gavin and Michael roped him into it. He had a few more beers, a random mixed drink that he thought Barbara gave him, and he swore he saw Gus with a bottle of Tito’s that he believe had been offered to him. Burnie thought he took a drink straight from him, but the night was getting away from him. The entire time he found himself searching the crowd for the tall man who’d cornered him earlier. It wasn’t unlike Joel to make that kind of a request, he’d want a good seat for the show, but how close he had gotten had sent Burnie’s heart racing and a few of the guests had noted that he seemed a little distracted.

Fireworks were to start at 11, and it was 10:45. People moved into the front yard, it was safer to shoot them off in the street with concrete, especially in the heat of Texas. Blankets were produced and everyone picked a spot on or around the lawn. After checking to make sure no one was left in the house Burnie wandered out as well. Joel had picked a seat closer to the house, and patted the blanket he was on when Burnie approached.

“I thought I was supposed to save you a seat.” Burnie commented, trying not to slur his words.

“You were too slow. Is this good?” He asked, and Burnie just nodded. Joel produced two more beers from what seemed like thin air to Burnie’s drunk mind and they opened them, the fizz buzzing through the night air in symphony with the cicadas and employee chatter. Gavin and Matt were pretty much done setting things up, and they lit up the first set with no warning. Their announcement was the whiz of the fireworks shooting off and the boom as they burst and showered down gold glitter in the sky. A few people hooted, others just cheered. Everyone seemed to be having a good time and Burnie relaxed, leaning against Joel. It was a lot more contact that he normally would have pushed with his old friend but it was hot and he’d been drinking since one in the afternoon and Joel felt nice. If the other had any problem with it he didn’t say, and the two stayed that way throughout the rest of the show.

The finale was brilliant, reds and blues and golds cascading across the sky like a  Technicolor dream. Burnie’s head was practically on Joel’s shoulder at this point, and as the last of the colors faded in the sky he was reluctant to get up. The party was by no means over, it was just one of the points where people could chose to stay and keep drinking and crash on his floor or head on home. Normally Joel was one to leave with this group, but when they got off the ground he stuck around. The remainder returned to the backyard, and the atmosphere chilled out a little more. Those who were drunk got drunker and now the snacks really came out to play. Tiny pies, queso, and all kinds of other treats were brought out from the kitchen and so did the bar as there were less people to accidentally knock it over now.

Burnie mingled but Joel was never far away. A few people had ended up around the firepit, despite it being too hot to be lit, and were talking among themselves. Burnie took a seat rather close next to Joel on a bench a little aways from the area.

“Are you having a good time?” Burnie asked and Joel smiled, it was a small mischievous smile that normally came out to play on nights like these.

“Absolutely, but y’know it could be better.” He replied, and Burnie’s heart dropped. What had he missed that could have made the party better? His mind was racing, but those thoughts were interrupted by Joel’s mouth. Now it wasn’t just his mouth, it was his lips. On his own lips. And damn if that wasn’t the best feeling in the world. Suddenly Burnie didn’t care about the party or the fact that about 20 of his employees were still just hanging out in his yard, all he cared about was the way Joel’s lips were moving against his. They turned enough to better the angle and languidly made out in the middle of this party. He tasted like dark beer and queso, and it was weirdly perfect. In the back of his mind Burnie was wondering how the hell he’d never done this before. It could have been seconds or minutes or hours that they kissed, he’d never really know or care, but when Joel pulled away it was just too short.

“Now it’s been the best time.” Joel said simply and Burnie rolled his eyes, going in for another one, not in the mood to listen to Joel’s banter but definitely in the mood to keep this going. He knew that night that Joel wouldn’t be calling an uber and he would not be sleeping on the couch. Nope, he had better plans, and for once he wanted the party to end.

[docthechaosking]

The trilogy continues...

[yoshinorecommends]

Celebrities Masterlist

A

Aaron Taylor-Johnson

Aaron Tveit

Adam Ellis

Alex Turner

Alexander Calvert

Alexander Skarsgard

Allen Leech

Amy Nelson

Andrew Garfield

Andy Biersack

Aneurin Barnard

Ansel Elgort

Anthony Ramos

Ashton Irwin

Austin Butler

B

Barbara Dunkelman

Ben Hardy

Ben Platt

Bill Hader

Bill Skarsgard

Blaine Gibson

Bo Burnham

Brendon Urie

Burnie Burns

C

Calum Hood

Chris Evans

Chris Demarais

Chris Pine

Christian Bale

Cillian Murphy

Cody Fern

Cole Gallian

Corpse Husband

D

Dacre Montgomery

Damiano David

Dane Dehaan

Daveed Diggs

Diego Luna

Domhnall Gleeson

Dream

Dylan O'Brien

E

Eddie Redmayne

Eminem

Ethan Dolan

Ethan Nestor

Ethan Torchio

Ezra Miller

F

Fionn Whitehead

G

Gab Smolders

Gavin Free

Geoff Ramsey

George Daniel

Gwilym Lee

H

Harrison Osterfield

Harry Styles

Henry Cavill

I

J

J.J. Castillo

Jack Lowden

Jai Courtney

Jake Gyllenhaal

James Dean

Jared Leto

Jared Padalecki

Jasmine Cephas Jones

Jeffrey Dean Morgan

Jensen Ackles

Jeremy Dooley

Joe Burrow

Joe Keery

Joe Mazzello

Joel Heyman

Jon Risinger

Jonny Weston

Jordan Fisher

Josh Dun

K

L

Liam Hemsworth

Lin-Manuel Miranda

Logan Lerman

Lucy Boynton

Ludwig Ahgren

Luke Hemmings

M

Machine Gun Kelly

Matthew Daddario

Matthew Gray Gubler

Matthew Lillard

Matty Healy

Mark Fischbach

Meg Turney

Megan Fox

Michael B Jordan

Michael Clifford

Michael Jones

Michiel Huisman

Mike Faist

Miles Luna

Misha Collins

Mitch Rowland

Mod Sun

N

Niall Horan

Nick Jonas

Nick Robinson

Noah Centineo

O

P

Patrick Stump

Pedro Pascal

Pete Davidson

Phil Lester

Phillipa Soo

Q

R

Rami Malek

Robert Downey Jr

Rook

Ross Macdonald

Ryan Bergara

Ryan Haywood

S

Sapnap

Sarah Jones

Sean McLoughlin

Sebastian Stan

Shane Madej

Shannon Leto

Shawn Mendes

Shayne Topp

Swaggersouls

Sykkuno

T

Taron Egerton

Thomas Brodie-Sangster

Thomas Doherty

Thomas Raggi

Tom Blyth

Tom Glynn Carney

Tom Hardy

Tom Hiddleston

Trevor Collins

Tyler Joseph

U

V

Victoria De Angelis

Ville Valo

W

Will Poulter

X

Y

Yungblud

Z

Zac Efron

[ace-beef]

hey... do you guys remember the old Achievement Hunter stuff? 

- Ray and his roses  - #FreeEdgar2013/Edgar is the One in The Hole  - FIIIIISSHH!  - WOT IS GAME NIGHT??  - going cakeless - the Lads Action News Team - the tiny office, where Ryan had to sit on the sofa with his tiny pop-up desk during Let’s Plays - LLLLLEET’S PLAY!  - AHWUs that had a fixed perspective from only one camera (because they were in that tiny office) - how chubby Ryan used to be (and how quiet he used to be in videos) - Jack and Gavin’s tennis match  - Ray’s pink sniper rifle in GTA - Frienderman - People Like Grapes - Flint Coal - X-Ray and Vav - Plan G - when Michael had that long hair and wore the beanie over the top of it  - Cops and Crooks in GTA IV - people like Burnie and Joel being more involved in videos  - SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKER! - Gavin’s creeper parents  - MAAARRK NUUUUTT! - Dan The Man (and Ray’s obsession with him)  - SWISS FUCKING CHEESE - ooooh tease it  - when Ray shaved his hair into that whack hairstyle that one time - “just blaze it” which eventually evolved into JU BL! - Gavin making that fuckin’ high pitched AAAAA noise, you know the one - people constantly fucking with Gavin’s desk (my personal favourites are the buzzer that Ryan made and people wedging Gav’s chair underneath the desk) - the old spinny logo at the beginning of videos  - that purple stripey shirt that Gavin used to wear all of the time  - Geoff’s moustache  - Jack having just a goatee  - That AH Poster... you know the one that got featured in RWBY  - VS and GO!  - Michael and Lindsay getting married  - Jack and Cati getting married  - the creation of Mogar

feel free to add anything else that’s like 5+ years old :3

[administer-distractions]

Hey all! I’m selling some of my RT merch! I am currently in a difficult financial situation and am attempting to move out of my parents home as quickly as possible. Also within the next few weeks I’ll be adopting a little kitten and I need kitten supplies. So I’ve decided to part with some of my RT merch to try to kick start the process. With an exception, everything is 10 USD or under and most things are under $5. Most items are also exclusives from RT Boxes. I’ll ship to the US and Canada for free. 50% of proceeds will go towards getting me out of my current house and 50% will be going to my kitten. Feel free to message me with any questions and feel free to reblog! And you don’t have to be following me, but if you want to, I will be making kitten updates soon!

All items with the heart means they came from an exclusive RT Box!

Pyrrha Shirt: More of an off white cream color than the camera makes it appear. I’ll also send the bag it came in just because I think it’s a cool bag.

RWBY Pins: Never even opened them. In case it’s difficult to see, they’re the symbols for Team RWBY, Team JNPR, and the RWBY logo. They are also slightly smaller than normal pins.

Ruby Headphones: **Important to note! These headphones do not work. The jack is completely missing. However they might be a cool addition to a cosplay or something. It seems a waste to just throw them away.

Ruby Figure: Never opened box. *This item is priced as high as it is because that’s what I’m willing to part with it for. I still like it and wont sell it for less than marked.

RWBY Box Booklet: As well as pictured it has some other more boring things like RT adverts and a list of items that had come in the box. I can take a picture of those if you like but these pictures are what I think are of value.

Beowolf Print: Very light damage (small dents) on the print but otherwise fine condition. *This item is priced as high as it is because that’s what I’m willing to part with it for. I still like it and wont sell it for less than marked.

Yang Socks: For sale: Yang socks, never worn

Campbell Minifig: He’s gold.

Max Minifig: Some damage to the box but the figure is fine.

Woody Figure & Pins: The other pins from the set were damaged and Woody has some paint missing but still fine condition otherwise.

Reversable X-Ray and Vav Blanket: Was used for a while several years ago but has since been washed and unused. Also it softd

Reversable X-Ray and Vav Scarf: Was used a few times. Very warm. Also comes with the pins.

Stage 5 Beanie: Worn a few times.

Long Sleeve RT Shirt: Never worn.

RT Anniversary Shirt: Why are all my shirts different sizes? If I knew I’d tell you. Also never worn.

Joel Heyman Shirt: Cheaper because, while I’m not really in the fandom much I’m pretty sure Joel got cancelled at some point.

Enamel Pins: Some of them are out of the bags they came in, but none of them have ever been taken out of their holders.

Rocket Rooster Can: I’m pretty sure this is plastic. Definitely not a real can. Is empty.

Burnie Candle: Yes it’s based of the one short where Chris pitched a bunch of shitty ideas including the Burnie urinal cake. I don’t know if that’s what this smells like. It does smell clean though.

RT Cereal Sticker: I have nothing to say about this. It’s a sticker.

RTES Plate: It’s plastic.

RT Box Cards: On the back they have letters that list what came in the boxes. They’re not super exciting but they could make for cute decorations or something?

RT Cards: They also have a back side, feel free to message me if you want a picture of them. For the life of me I don’t think I’ve ever read what’s on the back of any of them.

Literally Just The Entire Winter 2018 Box: I haven’t taken anything out of this box. I forgot I even had it. I don’t want to list everything in case someone wants that Mystery Box experience. But if you are interested and you do want to know exactly what’s in it, feel free to message me and I’ll send pictures.

[celestialsonata7]

"That's 'Special-Detective-And-His-Lovely-Assistiant-Joel-and-Burnie' to you, knuckleheads!" "Knuckleheads! Which is German for 'French'."

[chezzkaa]

Old Friends - Joel x Reader Pt. 2

Part two has finally arrived! Will you ever find out why you’d lost contact with one of your dearest friends?

Missed part one?

WC: 1396

It’s as though the past few years of silence had simply been a pause in the busy narrative between Joel and yourself. Conversation flowed freely, and you struggled to slow down the bubble of words tumbling from your lips. Joel is no different, his eyes twinkling just the same as they had years before. You can’t help but watch the large sweeps and motions his hands enact as he recounts his stories, eyebrows expressing every emotion in a second. Engrossed, you continue to shovel fries into your agape mouth, only stopping to laugh in astonishment and interject with questions. Oh, how you’d missed this man.

“You should see they shit they get away with now”, explains Joel around a bite of his burger, stopping to swallow before rushing forward with the tale, “That new guy is a bad influence”. You chuckle, sipping your drink as you watch him fondly. “Smoke grenades in the streaming room!” he throws his hands to mimic and explosion, “and Gus doesn’t give a shit!” “He’s probably just given up caring” you point out around a mouth full of fry as Joel nods furiously in agreement. “I’m surprised he’s made it this far” Joel motions with his hands, “I’m already ripping my hair out”; his fists move to his temples and he jokes, flashing you his teeth in a smile. “But that Jeremy one” he shakes his head, a smirk on his lips “he’s been bad news ever since he had Ray killed” he narrows his eyes comically, resting his elbow on the table and wagging a finger in your direction. Choking, you can’t help but giggle, jabbing the fries you’re pinching between your fingers at him “Oh, do I have good news for you, my dear friend” you settle your face, trying to remain serious; “Ray’s not dead”. His eyes widen as if this information is out of the blue, as if a great mystery had just been solved. “Y/N,” he breathes, leaning across the table to you, stealing your fries with a quick bite; smiling cheekily “do you have insider information here?” “Maybe,” “Don’t play my heart like this.”

Rolling your eyes you snatch at his plate, swiping the remnants of his burger and nibbling it thoughtfully, Joel’s face an expression of mock betrayal as he slams his back into the booth, clutching his chest. “You realise I talk to both Ray and Jeremy, right?” He sits up properly now, stunned into silence, hurt flicking across his face momentarily and clinging to his eyebrows. “Wait, seriously?” “yeah” you reply between munches, tossing a fry in his direction “I talk to all the Achievement Hunters, they came to my last show”. “you’re kidding” “Nah, Ray stays with me at least one weekend every month.” The hurt is undeniably present now, his eyes betraying him as you realise the gravity of your words; “you kept in contact with a bunch of crazy people and a dead man, but not me?” Shaking your head, his comment stings and tugs at your heart. “I did try to keep in contact with you” you point out, slowly finishing your cold fries, “but you never responded”.

His eyes widen, looking at you with a confused expression before realisation creeps onto his face; “those emails...” he leans forward, fingers gripping the table, “were from you?” You nod and watch his head fall into his hands, letting out an exaggerated and extended groan. “I thought you were a sex bot” his admittance is muffled in his palms and you burst out into peals of laughter, your face warming. “Seriously?!” you demand between rounds of giggles, Joel joining in with you. “It makes so much more sense now” he concludes, “I didn’t think I’d subscribed to something like that.” “You really didn’t know?” “I’ve Never gotten an email from your personal address!”

You look at him in amusement, the flush delicate in his cheeks as he comes to terms with his actions. “You fucked up” you joke, smiling ruefully and patting his arm in what you hope is a comforting gesture. He snatches your fingers in his, holding them close to his chest as he leans over them. “I fucked up” his voice is higher, unable to comprehend the thoughts racing through his mind. “Besides”, you squeeze his hand as he lets go, retracting to pull out your phone; “They came to the showing without an invitation”. You unlock the device, quickly flipping through your album to settle on a video sent to you after the event; turning the screen to him. He presses play, watching as the men barrel into the entrance together, desperate to enter the invitation only event. The bouncers were overwhelmed under the yelling, Ray scampering on top of Gavin to throw himself over their heads, landing with a splat at your feet. You smile as you remember the shock so obviously on your face in the video, Ray looking up to you as Gavin squeals in the background. On his back, his face breaks into a beam “Sup?” “Holy shit” Joel breathes as he passes back your phone, fingers lingering on yours and clearly entertained. “Yeah, black tie event and everything. I almost didn’t let them in” you laugh, sliding your phone away and smiling at the memory.  

The sound of the diner door opening barely catches your attention as you continue to laugh with Joel until a large hand touches your shoulder lightly. Turning, you look up to a tall man, his eyes shining as bright as the warm glow radiating from his skin. He offers you a pleasant smile as he readjusts his glasses, hugging you tightly when you stand to greet him . “Matt!” you exclaim, pulling away to hug the man accompanying him, “how’ve you been?” He holds up his hands innocently, stepping back. “Oh, hell no, I’m not interrupting your date” he says warmly, “I was torn between two types of awkward because I didn’t know whether I should say hi or not and I thought that I could deal with this more than I could manage you being annoyed at me cus, shit dude, you’re scary.” You punch him playfully on the shoulder, motioning to the man sitting across from you; “This is Joel, an old friend”.

After some pleasant back and forth, Matt and his date quickly move off into a corner booth, leaving Joel and yourself alone. “You know everyone” he observes, watching the smile on your face fade into a delicate upturn of the lips. “Yeah, it’s a small town”. “You were never this social” he comments, resting his chin in a hand as you offer him a shrug. “I tried to network once I got to the bay” you tell him, moving to pick up your bag as he collects his coat; “I needed interest for my art”. You wave to Matt and his date, watching as they smile through the blushing, stepping past Joel as he holds the door. “You finally got that gallery” he says quietly, amazement and pride saturating his words. “Damn right, wanna see?”

You find yourself wandering past the water as you head towards your studio, balancing along the tall barricades with a hand resting on the top of Joel’s head for support. The moon glistens across your skin, dusting you both in its silver glow as the water whispers quietly to your right. “You know” you say to him, looking down. He spares you a quick glace, face utterly content as he grabs you by the waist, lifting you to the ground as the barricade runs out; “I’ve really missed you.” He holds on to you, looking into your eyes and lost in thought. “I’m never gonna live the sex bot thing down, am I?” you let out a gentle laugh, resting your palms against his chest “Nah, especially cus I’ve already messaged Burnie about it”. He shakes you manically, gritting his teeth comically “You talk to him too?!” “I had to keep tabs on your sanity somehow.” He stops as you snake your hands up and around the back of his neck, watching his eyes glisten in the light.

“You’re a shit, you know that?” he asks, leaning his forehead against your own, peering at you through his lashes. Pulling yourself closer you smile before pressing your lips against his, melting into him; “God, I’ve missed you...”

[midtownmeadows]

names for sims!

Hey, folks! I saw some other simblrs (i wish i remembered who so i could give credit ;_;) making lists of names for sims so I thought that would be fun to do too! They’re an odd (and some normal) bunch of names that you can use for all sims! Click “keep reading” to see names. I just didn’t want to take up your whole dashboard (it’s super long, sorry)!

*= new names added to list (from July 4th)

A

Apricot

April

Adelaide

Adeline

Andre

Acer

Ace

Alaska

Atticus

Arnie

Aubrey/Audrey

Augusta/August

Anais*

B

Bernie/Burnie

Bernard

Bernadette

Benali

Beck

Bass

Basil

Beatrice

Beau/Bo

Beetie

Blair

Bran

Brita

Birdie

Baxtor

Briar

Berit

Bug*

C

Corrine

Camille

Cameron

Cormac

Canne

Cantor

Calypso

Cal

Callie

Cooper

Caroline

Clark

Cosmo

Carl

Calliope

Clove

Chi

Cyrus

Cinder*

D

Della

Denver

Dakota

Dewie

Donovan

Dallas

Dale

Davi

Dorian

Dusty

Delia*

E

Ellis

Elsie

Elyse/Elise

Elma

Eden

Etta

Eloise

Esme

Elle

Emmy

Ember*

F

Fjord

Ferris

Francine

Frankie

Fleur

Florence

Frances/Francis

Flynn

Flo

Fry

Fig

Finnick*

G

Gem

Gin

Gladia

Gloria

Glimmer

Goliath

Gillian

Genie

Gene

Georgia

Graham

Guppy*

Gazpacho*

Gillie/Gilly*

H

Helena

Hank

Hila

Hooper

Holly

Hugo

Hal

Harper

Harriet

Holden

Hill*

Hyde*

Holland*

I

Ilbie

Iona

Ian

Indiana

Indi

Iver

Ida

Irene

Iris

Imogen

Iker*

Ines*

J

Jason

Jam

Jo

Joji

Joanna

Joanne

Jolene

Jetson

Joel

Jeanne

Jeannie

Junie

Juniper

Janie

Jacqueline*

Jade*

Jupiter*

K

Kellin

Kipper

Kane

Karl

Kibb

Kit

Kahlo

Kip*

L

Lula

Lillian

Lilith

Laurel

Lake

Locke

Laude

Landy

Lore

Lark

Levi

Lou

Lindy*

Lavender*

M

Mandy

Maude

Maeve

Mynt

Morin

Mathias

Marina

Mariana

Marion

Marmalade

Mars

Marnie

Maryland

Marigold

Margot

Margie

Marcie

Myrtle

Murdoch

Moody*

Mabel*

Mack*

Madelaine*

Magdalene*

Magi*

Malcom*

Mars*

Mercury*

N

Nellie

Nelle

Nova

Nest

Ned

Nora

Norm*

Nectar*

Nectarine*

Nadine*

Naan*

Neptune*

Neville*

Newt*

Nico*

Nicola*

Nix*

Noelle*

Noir*

O

Octavia

Oakland

Olive

Ott

Ophelia*

Opal*

Ode*

Olympia*

Omar*

Orion*

Orlando*

Oscar*

Ove*

Oz*

Ozzie*

P

Paola

Poppy

Penn

Pipper

Primrose

Pepper

Pip*

Peck*

Peach*

Prunella*

Papaya*

Pandora*

Park*

Pascal*

Pearl*

Percy*

Petra*

Phillipa*

Phineas*

Phoebe*

Phyllis*

Pier*

Pilar*

Pippa*

Puck*

Pyre*

Pluto*

Q

Quail

Quinn

Quincy

Quill

Queenie*

Quaker*

Quiche*

Quinoa*

R

Ruby

Rudy

Rosette

Rosalie

Roseland

Rosalind

Rosemary

Ross

Roscoe

Roch

Rhea

Ranger

Rogue

Riggs

Robin/Robyn*

Robbie*

Rodney*

Rae*

Reyna*

Ramona*

Randy*

Raul*

Regina*

Remi*

Rhett*

Ringo*

River*

Rocky*

Rosetta*

Rusty*

Rocket*

S

Sloan

Sandy

Steph

Sparrow

Sundae/Sunday

Soleil

Sun*

Shan*

Saffron*

Sagan*

Sage*

Samara*

Saturn*

Saul*

Sawyer*

Scout*

Selma*

Seneca*

Sarge*

Shelby*

Shell*

Shepherd*

Shiloh*

Sigfrid

Silas*

Siobhan*

Smitty*

Solange*

Stevie*

T

Tallulah

Tulip

Thatcher

Thyme*

Tilly*

Thad*

Taro*

Tempest*

Teo*

Thea*

Theo*

Theodora*

Trixie*

Trudy*

Troy*

Terra*

U

Urma

Ulrich/Ulrike/Ulric

Ulysses

Uma*

Uri*

Unity*

V

Vienna

Vicari

Vince

Vinny/Vinnie*

Violet*

Violetta*

Val*

Valentine*

Valeria*

Vic*

Valley*

Venice*

Venus*

Vera*

Verne/Vern*

W

Winnie

Winifred

Winona

Wren

Wes

Weswick

Wilfred

Walter

Wallace*

Wilma*

Wilbur*

Wick*

Willa*

Wynn/Winn*

X

Xena

Xerxes

Xi*

Xylo*

Y

Yuri

Yuna

Yuma

Yang*

Ynez*

Yvette*

Z

Zara

Zephyr

Zirconia

Zen*

Zig*

Ziggy*

[roosterteethinserts]

Masterlist

Everything’s under the cut, tell me if I’ve missed anything or I don’t add to it after awhile. Click on the title of the work to go to it!

Key-

***=smut

Confessing- Highschool!Au Trevor/Reader

Fun With Daddy*** - Tyler Coe/Reader

Shared Love -Soulmate!Au, Royalty!Au Ryan/Reader/Mica

 One Night Stand***- Elyse/Male!Reader

The Mad Queen And Her Mad Scientist -X-ray and Vav!AU, Mica/Reader

Take Care Of Me***-Kyle Taylor/Reader

Magic- Hogwarts!Au, Gavin/Ryan

Proposal- Blaine/Reader

Decorating And Cuddling- Michael/Reader

Awkward Confession- Miles/Reader

Age Is Just A Number- Joel H/Reader

Co-Worker- Trevor/Reader

Surprise Present At RTX- Jon/Canadian!Reader

Waiting- Qrow/Reader

Filming Jealousy-Michael/Reader

Lazy Day- Burnie/Reader/Joel H

Spilled Drinks-Chris D/Reader

A Question To Confession- Gavin/Reader

Revenge-Royalty!AU, Ryan/Reader

Birthdays- OT6/Reader

Filming Confession- Gavin/Reader

A Punch For A Date- GTA!Au, Mica/Reader

Arguments- GTA!AU, Michael/Reader

Dinner Plans Part 2- Gavin/Reader

Unexpected Customer- GTA!Au, Meg/Reader

Dinner Plans- Gavin/Reader

Just For You- Royalty!Au, Ryan/Reader

Bargained Date- GTA!Au, Lawrence/Reader

Nighttime Betting- GTA!Au, Geoff/Reader

Mission Abroad-GTA!Au, Michael/Reader

Almost Lost You- GTA!Au, Michael/Reader

The Kingpin’s Weakness- GTA!Au, Geoff/Reader

A Party To Never Forget- GTA!Au, Joel H/Reader

Only For You- Ryan/Reader

Night At A Ball-Royalty!Au, Jeremy/Reader

Parties-Jordan/Reader

Make It Up To You***- Ryan/Reader

Just Another Night In Los Santos- GTA!Au, Ryan/Reader/Ray

Accidental Selfie- Blaine/Reader

Jealous Confessions- Joel H/Reader

AH Preference- Preference, OT6/Reader

Meeting Up And Insecurities-Geoff/Reader

On The Spot: Proposal Edition- Jon/Reader

A Fake AH Crew Christmas- GTA!AU, OT6/Reader

Christmas Party Crushes- Joel H/Reader

Secret Santa-Miles/Reader

Visiting Him-Bruce/Reader

Baby On Board-Miles/Reader

Death At The Hands Of An Enemy-GTA!Au, OT6/Reader

On The Spot- Jon/Reader

Thanksgiving-Tyler/Reader

Assassin!reader Part 2-GTA!AU,None/Reader

Assassin!reader-GTA!Au, None/Reader

A Little Help-Blaine/Reader

Proposal***-GTA!AU, Ryan/Reader

Pick Up Line- Jeremy/Reader

Drunken Confessions- Kyle/Reader

Jealousy- Michael/Reader

[aplaceforrtprompts]

f u c k that joel fic was everything. i need so much more younger!reader x joel. i love joel. i love u. aaaaaaa. like theyre on a panel @ rtx and just bein cuddly. or somethin. aaaaaa.

Word Count: 648

Joel was currently flopped across the table, his focus clearly not on the panel at all. Every once in awhile though his focus would causal drift over to you in the front row and he gives you a smile and practically giving you heart eyes.

You would always smile back or blow a kiss before turning back to whoever was talking.

Joel suddenly shot straight up and grabbed his mic.

“I-I-I have something to add, say,” Joel completely interrupted Burnie mid-story. You laughed along with the crowd as he went on, “I think this panel needs a lady.”

Burnie, Gus, Matt, and Geoff all turned to Joel completely confused.

“This is the Founding Fathers panel but sure who were you thinking?” Gus threw up his hands in disbelief.

“Y/N!” Joel turned to you as the crowd did, “Y/N come here. Come on.” He pat the chair next to him. You flushed and shook your head no.

“Y/N we all know he’s not going to stop until you come up,” Burnie sighed and waved you up.

You willed your blush away as best you could as you stood. “You know you’re only enabling him,” you shouted up at him.

Burnie shrugged as the crowd laughed. You climbed the stage and took the spot next to Joel. Joel smiled proudly and you just poked his nose.

“You’re trouble,” you told him softly and he shrugged as he went to messing with the mic between the two of you as Burnie launched back into his story.

Joel laid his head on your shoulder and you combed through his hair gently as the panel went on. Joel seemed to focus and answered all the questions directed at him as if he wasn’t laying on you. You were well aware of all the phones focused on the two of you.

A timid girl stepped up to the microphone next and looked at the two of you, “I know this doesn’t have to do with the founding fathers but I was wondering Joel and even Y/N how you started dating. I mean a lot of us know you met on the set of Day 5 but we don’t know anything else.”

Joel looked to you and you pulled the microphone a little closer as Joel sat up for a minute, “So a lot of people know Joel is a very touchy person. I, on the other hand, don’t like being touched at all which not a lot of people know. Well, the first day Joel sort of flopped on me and I cringed but I didn’t say anything. He did it a few more times then he pulled me aside one day after shooting. He didn’t ask what was wrong but instead just pretty much pointed out I don’t like being touched and I admitted to him I didn’t. From there the rest of shooting, he didn’t touch me unless he asked first. I thought it was sweet so our last day together we were sitting down and watching the current scene being filmed and I laid my head on his shoulder. I grew comfortable with him and now it’s not a good day unless Joel lays on me. So I knew I wanted to date him when he took the time to make me that comfortable.”

There was some awwing and clapping and you took Joel’s hand under the table and he smiled at you.

“I just thought Y/N was super cute and super soft,” Joel answered with a cheeky smile.

There were a few more questions then the panel ended. You exited with Joel tailing right behind you. The second you were alone Joel pulled you into a tight embrace before kissing you.

“This is still alright?” he asked holding you as close as possible.

You nuzzled against him softly, “Beyond alright. It’s perfect.”

[fuckyeahrtfanfic]

new burnie fics?

Reader Insert

Best Boyfriend Ever by pennywritesthings

Summary: Burnie helps you out during an anxiety attack before the podcast.

Tumblr Anon said: Burnie x reader where he helps the reader with her anxiety about being on the podcast? Burnie/Reader [N] [PG13]

WC: 1,242

T: Mental Illness

[Tags: Hurt/Comfort]

Burnie/Gavin

I Can’t Get You Off My Mind by LexiCamille (AliCamille)

Summary: After Gavin bricks his phone, Burnie discovers the younger man has a secret job on the side. (Alternatively titled: “Burnie Burns is the Master of Repressing His Own Emotions and Thoughts”). [R]

WC: 8,995

[Tags: Smut, Solo]

Joel/Burnie

Escape by DovingBird

Summary: A filled commission. Having your name attached to one of the busiest conventions in Austin isn’t exactly relaxing. Joel’s more than happy to help Burnie take the edge off of his stress. [R]

WC: 2,102

[Tags: Smut]

Pool Party by burnie-church (CereittanyPrincess15)

Summary: When Burnie becomes too stressed out from playing his role as The Gauntlet’s announcer, Joel finds a way to bring him back to earth. [PG]

WC: 1,528

[Tags: Fluff, Hurt/Comfort]

~Liz

[ao3feed-mavin]

Counting on Crossfire

read it on the AO3 at http://ift.tt/2GXsWCu

by TheLonelySniper

When the Los Santos Police Department offers their youngest rookie the position of head investigator of the Fake A.H Crew case file, you find yourself in something much deeper and more complex than you could have possibly imagined. There's biker gangs, explosions, and a scary looking man in a mask with some serious mental issues. It doesn't help that this rag-tag gang of idiots plan on involving you in something far against your moral codes: helping in "The Ultimate Heist".

Words: 3244, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: Rooster Teeth/Achievement Hunter RPF

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death

Categories: F/M

Characters: Geoff Ramsey, Gavin Free, Jack Pattillo, Michael Jones, Ryan Haywood, Jeremy Dooley, Matt Hullum, Lindsay Tuggey Jones, Mica Burton, Gus Sorola, Burnie Burns, Joel Heyman

Relationships: Fake AH Crew X reader, Ryan Haywood x Reader, Matt Hullum x Reader

Additional Tags: There Might Be A Ghost, Not A literal Ghost, stop telling everyone I'm dead, Nobody Is Who They Seem To Be, Jack is a Woman

read it on the AO3 at http://ift.tt/2GXsWCu

[aplaceforrtprompts]

hey fam!!!!! hope ur having a swell day. could i maybe possibly have something with joel h x fem!reader where she's like 22 or something and they're dating and it's all people talk about? like on twitter and in comment sections and forums and stuff. and he gets heckin upset bc she does? xo

Word Count: 1,049

It started with a comment and exploded from there. You knew how mean the community could get when they latched onto something. You also knew that usually it went away after awhile but six months later and it was still just as bad if not worse.

“You know if I was trying to sleep my way to the top I would have gone with Burnie or Matt. Sure Joel is the looker but they have the better pull,” you read off to Jon. He was also going to for this kind of thing considering he was your closest friend at the company. “It’s not like I’ve even moved up. Sure I’ve been offered positions to move up but I can’t take them because of shit like this.”

Jon pulled you into a much needed hug. “You love Joel, right?” You nodded. “And he loves you?”

“Sure but-”

“No buts. People suck. I will be first in like to tell you that but you two care about each other. The comments are only going to keep coming. Remember what they said before?” Jon raised his eyebrows.

“Yeah they were about how I wouldn’t get anyone and a lot about my weight,” you remembered.

“They always have something nasty to say it's the internet. They also have some good things today too,” Jon noted.

You scrolled through your latest video feed, “You’re right.” You gave him a forced smile, “Thanks.”

You stepped out of Jon’s office and completely missed your boyfriend hiding around the corner as you walked off trying to read through the comments. Jon understood where you were coming from but he didn’t get the comments couldn’t just roll off your back.

You continued to read through about how you weren’t good enough for Joel, that he was just using you to feel young, how the age difference was creepy.

You took a deep breath to try and calm yourself though it did nothing this was all you obsessed about when you weren’t with Joel or working on a project.

A few days later you received an email to be on On The Spot from Jon. You were about to reply yes when your eyes caught sight that Joel was planned to be your partner.

You sighed and started typing out a response about how you didn’t plan that was such a good idea when your boyfriend popped his head into your office.

“Hey,” he greeted, eyes darting around giving you the sense he was hiding something.

You still couldn’t help the smile that appeared on your face every time you saw him. You reached out and took his hand so you could pull him closer. He dipped his head and gave you a soft kiss.

“Hey,” you finally greeted back. You smiled even wider when he flashed you his grin.

“Did you see Jon’s email yet?” he asked in an excited tone, something you rarely heard from him and never something you heard when he was referring to when talking about On The Spot.

“What did you do?” you raised an eyebrow.

He chuckled and shook his head, “Nothing. I just told Jon I’d only do it if you were my partner. I was seeing if he emailed you.”

“He did but Joel I don’t know if that’s such a good idea,” your smile fell.

“Why not?” he took a step back to read you better.

“We’re still getting a lot of shit for dating and I think it’d stir the pot,” you explained.

“I don’t know. I think it could be our chance to show off how cute we are. We’re cute right?” he asked the last question as if he was actually unsure.

“So damn cute,” you agreed and shook your head. “Fine. I’ll do it.”

“Yes!” Joel celebrated with another kiss to your lips, “See you Thursday.”

As he started to walk out of the office you shouted after him, “I better be seeing you at lunch as well.”

“That too!” he shouted before running off.

Thursday rolled around and you had pocketed your phone for On The Spot. You’d deal with the negativity after. Right now you were just having a blast with your friends, doing stupid improv games.

“Jon. Jon. Look at me,” you took your friend’s hand and leaned across the desk. You really didn’t want to do the redemption challenge. “You love me right?”

“I do but this is tough love babe,” Jon took his hand back. He looked back to the camera, “Now normally this is where I usually read our second ad but today’s second sponsor is not the RT Store though you should always check it out.”

“Roosterteeth.com/store,” you chimed in.

“Or store.roosterteeth.com,” Jeremy added.

“Thank you. Five points to each of you instead we have a special PSA that Joel would like to share,” he gestured to Joel who stood and cleared his throat. You looked at him having a feeling this is why he was so insistent as to have you on the show.

“I just wanted to say to anyone who has any comments about my relationship with the beautiful Y/N that aren’t something supportive or kind, fuck you. Seriously. We’re both happy with one another. We get each other. The age difference is pretty large but we don’t give a shit so neither should you. The relationship is between me and her. She’s turned down promotions because you’re such a judgmental pile of assholes. She frets over what you say. I don’t but she does so you don’t have to like us but you do have to fuck off if you’re not going to be nice,” Joel preached.

You stared at him in complete awe. He had heard you in Jon’s office and you felt guilty instantly for worrying about such silly things when you had such an amazing boyfriend and such supportive friends.

You didn’t even realize you were crying until the audience started clapping and hollering. You reached out for Joel’s hand, “Thank you.”

He turned to you and smiled before leaning down for a soft kiss but he let it linger for the cameras. You were blushing now.

“Love you,” he grinned down at you.

“Love you too,” you smiled back up at him.

[ao3feed-mavin]

Nothin' But Ducks

read it on the AO3 at http://ift.tt/2ivXHos

by IdiotsPlayingVideoGames

When there's no one to trust, sometimes the only option is to turn to the untrustworthy.

Two FBI agents bring together six super-powered criminals in order to create a task force to save the world. Or at least the nation. It's impossible to tell how far the corruption runs when the Corpirate is the one behind it. With time running out, they're forced to place their hopes in a ragtag group of dysfunctional criminals.

Well, the world was screwed anyways.

Words: 1402, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Fandoms: Rooster Teeth/Achievement Hunter RPF

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: Gen

Characters: Gavin Free, Michael Jones, Ryan Haywood, Jack Pattillo, Geoff Ramsey, Jeremy Dooley, Burnie Burns, Adam Ellis, Joel Heyman, Lindsay Tuggey Jones, Matt Bragg, Matt Hullum, Corpirate (X-Ray & Vav), Alfredo Diaz, Fem!Jack - Character

Relationships: Lindsay Tuggey Jones/Michael Jones

Additional Tags: Suicide Squad AU, GTA AU, Alternate Universe - Grand Theft Auto Setting, Like not super GTA AU but that's where the idea came from so I'm sticking with it, Alternate Universe - Superheroes/Superpowers, Fake AH Crew, Pre-Fake AH Crew

read it on the AO3 at http://ift.tt/2ivXHos