#joel as a fae

[spectator-moon]

Fairy joel? Fairy beans

Here ya go! Hope you like it!

Btw if you want any more don't hesitate to ask!

Fae Joel and Shadowfae Lizzie the beloved

[applestruda]

Boatem knights joel and lizzie

The hunter and the lady of the woods

[applepixls]

absolutely loving the permitmaster episode, especially the melon task because of how everyone did it

joel got more and more panicked with each slice he ate and eventually started punching grian and cub to get them to want to punch him even though they were already punching him on request

cleo broke it and then it didn't drop as slices so they were being clever and assuming cub and grian had done something tricky while simultaneously being silly cause. silk touch axe. also "you can't see it therefore it doesn't exist. object permanence is a lie"

beef going all "ce n'est pas une pipe" and saying 'the melon's demolished its now melon slices?' and his very convenient lava

the sound effect in grian's pov for false loading after reading the task and then her deciding damaging herself to eat melon is more fun and therefore better than just throwing it away

joe shooting a rocket and saying "oh no it exploded" and committing to pretending the melon was gone

they're all crazy and i love them

[jestroer]

All the fairies i drew as bribes part 2!

Part 1

[rosegoldenatlas]

Dear all fans of Joel Smallishbeans, here is your weekly reminder that C!Joel is definitely a fae who is desperately trying to learn how to lie to fit in with everyone else.

Reasoning/evidence:

Look me in the eyes and tell me he doesn't give dragonfly vibes

He pulls tricks a lot! You know what else does that??? Fae!

He's a bad liar, fae trait.

He's a smol boy

His character traits change in fandom and canon spaces to match with the biome or habitat he's in. Body changing to fit nature?? Nature fae moment.

He has pulled so many people so fast, you know what creature is known to be inhumanly beautiful and charismatic? That's right. Fae.

Pretending to be a god is such a faerie move.

In esmp s2 he was the one to make Jimmy a sentient toy and convinced the entire server to play along. Fae curse also fae move.

Esmp s1 he was unaffected by Xornoth's magic, I dunno about you but that sounds like fae bullshit to me :/

Esmp s1 again, he worshipped a MOTHER TREE that BROUGHT LIFE to HIM AND HIS ENTIRE AREA. If you need a reminder, FAE ARE BORN OF PLANTS 9 TIMES OUT OF 10 AND FIERCELY PROTECT NATURE SURROUNDING THEM.

Esmp s1 again, He brought nature an plants into a mesa. Like c'mon man. He's a fae.

Esmp s1 again again, he hated Scott, a canon faerie from what I assume to be the winter court? (Judging by Rivendell) Joel would probably be from the summer court. Obviously as both are on two ends of the extremes they wouldn't clash very well.

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Fae Joel lore and my 'evidence' aka fuck you he's a fae.

Joel is a summer court fae! Which also means he is Seelie. My reasoning for this is a combination of two things: personality traits and aesthetic

For personality he aligns with a lot of the Summer fae traits, he is kind and more benevolent than a fae from the Unseelie courts but is still capable of a lot more cruelty than the spring court. Fae of the summer court usually are rather frivolous and hotheaded. They hold politeness and manners highly but not as high as say the spring court. Fae from the summer court are more willing to cut losses and not force life. (Ex if the see a dying animal they would be quicker to put it out of its misery and feed it to another animal rather than spent long hours of trying to save it. They acknowledge death as a part of life and see more of the negative side of things but still choose to focus of positive aspects. Summer fae tend to lead a more arrogant and hedonistic lifestyle but do not enjoy pleasure at the expense of another happiness. They are more willing to spend time helping another than themselves.

As for aesthetic: Summer court colors are Forrest greens of healthy plants and rich golds an oranges of the sun, they also lean towards richer pinks and reds than spring fae. So you know, Mezalea, Stratos, his normal green?

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Headcanons to go with Fae!Joel

-Joel is definitely a fae who will spend decades learning how to lie like other creatures. He's still terrible at it because fae can't lie, but he has spent so much of his life around humans and other creatures able to lie that he has the capacity for sarcasm and white lies. He's still working on real lying though (see: Secret Life smp)

-He is immortal until proven otherwise.

-He's a dragonfly based fae with wings and antennae to match

-When Scott killed him in third life he definitely damaged Joel's wings and Joel wasn't able to heal them until he was off server. So he didn't really like him.

[daily-joel]

Day 11 - Apocalypse

[fae-smallishbeans-enthusiast]

The Project

This is a blog dedicated to the production of a multi chapter smallishbeans fic that will take a long time to make.

This is a complete written depiction of every Joel Smallishbeans video series he has made on the channel. All the way back to just after his CoD days. Some things this will include are:

A fae au, Joel is a fae in my heart and it shall be written as such.

Jizzie, MythicalBeans, and BoatBoys

Polyamorus, Bisexual, and Genderflux Joel bc why the hell not

Overly dramatised, headcanoned, or lore heavy scenes (due to the fact that I am connecting every series into one singular universe)

Cut scenes, I am not deranged, I can't go episode by episode

Anyways, feel free to ask questions, suggest ideas, etc in my askbox.

[thatfaecreature]

i want us all to appreciate the cinematic masterpiece of a scene that was scott towering up and being fired at from everywhere just to land a water bucket clutch, good day

[foolofatook001]

Joel grins without any of his usual good humor, and she catches sight of canines that are longer, sharper than usual. Ah, it’s been a long time since she’s seen him like this— not since he first came courting, still very much wild from the Hunt. The arena has definitely taken hold of him.

She wonders what will happen when it fully takes her. 

She thinks she might enjoy it.

But out loud, she says, “You should probably go, before anyone shows up and gets the wrong idea.”

“We wouldn’t want that,” says Joel with another flash of his sharpened teeth, but he steps back anyway. He hops up onto the parapet again, then looks back over his shoulder. “You know, your hound was a king, the last go round. A bloody and vicious one.”

“And now he’s a knight, bound to a queen,” Lizzie answers, with perfect equanimity. 

Joel scoffs and disappears over the edge of the parapet into the night. 

[joni-witchell]

It's a good thing I have a good sense of what's right and wrong morally because I coulda been one of the scammiest televangelists the world ever saw and you can clock that tea honey.

I would be SWIMMING in your grandma's pension.

But I'm not absolute scum...so Instead Im so sweet and nice and not the devil

[i-eat-cubes]

Trafficblr, I have a very important question! What kind of bird is Martyn?

[kedsandtubesocks]

love from me -> you 🩷

enjoy fairy joel 🩵✨

HE’s SO DREAMY OMG MARI THIS ONE IS MY FAVORITE BY FAR LMAOOO

Oh my goodness you are such a treat and I can’t thank you enough!

But also like…I blame the spooky Halloween mystical vibes in the air but… ✨Fae King Joel?✨

Like it’s not a very up front and maybe obvious AU I would pin for him but I think of the darker side of fae creatures where they can become corrupt and that just kinda screams Joel

Where he was once this lovely beacon of light, maybe the fae’s strongest and warrior but he lost his daughter, lost his way, and because of that - lost his wings so now he is a human haunted by the darkness

But of course you’re the one who reminds him of good and loving this world is and he gets his wings back

But OKAY ILL SHUT UP NOW LOL

Wishing you a warm and cozy rest of your day honey!! 🧚‍♂️💕✨

[applestruda]

This is how i tell you all these three are friends (ref to the iconic ll bit)

[msparrowscribbles]

I would love to see either fae!Joel or cat!Mumbo (mostly because I think the moustache would be very funny) ((fae!Joel is the bigger priority if I must pick))

I made Joel a Bee Fae!!! Because hermit permit honey permit!!!!!

From the way you worded your ask i assumed you wanted Cat Mumbo, but in the spirit of the challenge being hybrids i also had to inflict catboy mumbo upon you. Apologies.

I went a lil crazy with how many sketches I did for this one but enjoy on the right the really cursed cat from reference face i attempted

He haunts me.

[clover-doodles]

MY SECRET LIFE DESIGNS

But reference chibis + headcannons

[ row by row ]

[ individuals + headcannons ]

Lizzie

- fairy

Cleo

- zombie

Gem

- deer / fawn

Pearl

- moth + avian

- no moth or bird in particular

Scar

- fae / vex + moth

- a fluffy moth

- scars change depending on the series

Grian

- watcher + avian

- glasses are there sometimes

- starling based

- wing theme changes very depending on the series

Mumbo

- vampire + moth

- no moth in particular

Etho

- arctic fox

Joel

- fae + whatever his season theme is

Martyn

- fae + elf ( idk) + whatever his season theme is

Scott

-  butterfly

- or whatever his season theme is

Jimmy

- avian

- canary based

Tango

- blazeborn

Impulse

- imp

Skizz

- angel

BigB

- rabbit

- whatever his season theme is

Bdubs

- a mossy dude

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I finally finished them all ( yippe )

character design is hard especially on chibis because you have to make them least cluttered as possible ( I don’t think I did a good job on that part but who cares)

will these be hell to animate ( yes ) but I don’t care I love them anyway

( I maybe might make a commentary video about my process but that probably won’t be for a bit )

[rosegoldenatlas]

What if I wrote a fanfiction about every series Joel smallishbeans has ever been a part of but

1: from his perspective

2: fae au

3: I give him all of my headcanons

4: all of my ships

5: parts will be over dramatized

6: I will trauma tf outa him

7: Jizzie, boatboys, and Mythicalbeans are all possible at once trust

Suggestions and ideas encouraged, reblog, comment or go to my asks with as many of them as you can carry plus some.

I cannot promise I finish this. It will take a while because I can't go episode by episode of every series so I will have to cut important plot points in different series' do you think I'm insane.

An encouragement is helpful.

UPDATE: Yeah okay it has an alt blog you can follow for updates on this, suggest ideas, headcanons, ships etc for the fic on here: @fae-smallishbeans-enthusiast