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i’m so very normal about tim stoker. so very very very normal :)
#tim stoker#the magnus archives#tma#FERAL ABOUT HIM#STATEMENT OF JOE SPOOKY REGARDING SINISTER HAPPENINGS
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honestly Tim is so iconic
#timothy stoker#tma podcast#tma#and such a vibe#“sTaTeMeNt Of JoE sPoOkY rEgArDiNg SiNiStEr HaPpEnInGs”#I hope he's having a nice time on his kayaking trip#no I'm not delulu
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EPISODE 39 INFESTATION. EPISODE 39 INFESTATION. EPISODE 39 INFESTATION
#tma spoilers#had the thought during the episode “i love sasha so much” and ?!?!?!!??!?!!#sasha pleaseeeee don't be dead. i have scrolled past spoilers on tumblr that tell me something else really fucked up has to happen to you#she can't die season one!!!!#tim was also a delight. statement of joe spooky regarding sinister happenings#elias is OFF his vibes are WEIRD and i've seen VAGUE spoilers and i do not like him!#okay ep 40 next but i really need sasha to be okay :(#tma#also i really like the explanation for why all the statements seem substantial!! the tape recorded ones are the supernatural ones!#it's really good
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@funkyphonophorae
sequel to jorse. welcome to my horse archives.
#THERES MORE OMG THERES MORE#the tortured tape recorder poet#joe spooky regarding sinister happenings#the head arc-eye-vist#she always thought it was pronounced ca-lee-oh-pee#the archivees
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Tryna be funny and stuck in a room..— oh hi guys!
Tim! Tim what the hell I thought you were—!
#the magnus archives#tma#timothy stoker#tma joke#Bo burnham joke silly haha tma!!#mag 39#statement of joe spooky#regarding sinister happenings#I'm so funny#please laugh
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well at least youre prepared for if joe spooky is in those woods
who's joe spooky?
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We stan comedy icon tim stoker
#statement of joe spooky regarding sinister happenings in the downtown- [insert scary worm lady and a lotta screaming here]#tma#the magnus archives#i do not have the energy 2 be a funnyman 2day#elliot rambles
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@many-legged
Sorry guys my ride is here
(Absolutely screaming this is the BEST thing I've ever seen credit @/charliothy on tiktok)
#op im in the backseat#I LOOOVE THE BARBIE MEME TIMSASHA?? WAGH#joe spooky regarding sinister happenings#she always thought it was pronounced ca-lee-oh-pee#HEEHEE#the archivees
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how are the c a r d s
More than half of them are completely finished by now (being that the Spades and Hearts are completely finished and I'm already quite a ways through the Diamonds)
#taoccard saga#xeyasks#the magnus archives has been saving me while i do this#me hearing about joe spooky regarding sinister happenings (/ref) while i peacefully color cards
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whenever you feel you're about to lose control, just take my hand and give it a little squeeze.
Dᴀʀᴋ ᴇʏᴇs flicker to the other's face, and it's momentarily that something clears up over them. Just a moment. It's not that he's gone, it's just that it's hard to think sometimes through the thick fog of violence, of hunger, of yearning, of blood. He doesn't expect Jon to understand, not to the same degree — this wasteland is a Watcher's paradise for obvious reasons, and while they are both changed, are both monsters, are both so very hungry, seeing and knowing is nothing like the violence, the anger, the need to tear and rip and take a life and stain his hands anew, as if they are ever clean, as if the blood is not constant on them, as if they are not ever not coated in it, wet and glistering.
Hands that he looks down to now, and that are not made to hold anyone else's anymore. They are to grip around the axe. They are to tear through limbs and organs. They are to destroy. They are not to hold. If he were to take Jon's hand and squeeze as he says, he would break it.
There are moments where he's more lucid than others. This is one. None of them are a mercy: he hates what he has become. What he has been made. A part of him is bitter towards Jon for it, but they are both monsters now. They are both something worse than what should walk the earth, apocalyptic hellscape or not. They are both — wrong. He does not deserve comfort. Has not, in a long time.
"What if I don't want it?" His voice is so raw from disuse. But what is worse: control, and being aware of what you have become and what you have done, and have to do to go on? Or a lack of it and doing worse things? What is worse? Being a more awful monster, or being aware of it?
#fuck it i dont know if i even HAD a slaughter tag in this new blog#slaughter tbt.#heyerald#» STATEMENT OF JOE SPOOKY REGARDING SINISTER HAPPENINGS. (ask.)
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alice "bones are a lie peddled by big milk" dyer and tim "statement of joe spooky regarding sinister happenings" stoker would be best friends change my mind
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@many-legged
Season One Archival Team! (Plus Rosie)
#OUUYGHHGUGGGG THIRD CHILD YOUR DESIGNS ARE.... MWAH#i have seen these fellows on youtube#....augh look.#now i gotta tag all of em. fuck me#uh from left to right#the head arc-eye-vist#the tortured tape recorder poet#joe spooky regarding sinister happenings#she always thought it was pronounced ca-lee-oh-pee#fucking.#elias bitchard#and im not sure who rosie is#finch enlighten me#jon's fucking face though. 'well thats. not ideal.' he HATES MARTIN...AND FOR WHAT.#THEIR SIGNATURES.....AUUUUAGHHG#the archivees
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idk how true this actually is but i feel like i was pretty quiet the past two days. its mostly because ive been going insane in my room a lot lately but its also because ive been drawing so many cats but theyre WARRIOR cats so im putting them on wheatstar
#rot.txt#not just warrior cats actually im also making cat designs for tma characters#idk if ill post them or not... i might just post the drawings of certain scenes that i plan to make#< one of which will 100% be statement of joe spooky regarding sinister happenings#i need something with sasha too though so i might take more scenes from infestation
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Guess whos back on his tma bullshit babyyyyyyyyy
What I am expecting for The Magnus Protocol is for it to fuck hard, be nasty and come out with thigh slappers like “Statement from Joe Spooky regarding sinister happenings”
and so far Alice has not disappointed.
Sketch of Colin (king) and Alice (queen), with Alice being loosely inspired by @lonelyslutavatar ‘s impeccable design. I think no matter how hard I try, that Alice will never get out of my head while listening.
#tmp fanart#the magnus protocol#alice dyer#colin becher#colins a becher because he holds all my lust for him and his rat it man personality#The computers haunted huh? Know what else is haunted? this p-#fanart#tmp
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#mine#tma polls#tumblr polls#poll#my poll#tma#the magnus archive#the magnus archives#the magnus archives podcast#tma podcast#tma shitpost#I hope I do irreparable damage to anyone who reads the last one :)
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@airlocksandaviaries @many-legged
tim stoker - based on the “heatstroke” photoshoot
#TOP SURGERY TIM!!!!!!!#titothy stoker#joe spooky regarding sinister happenings#<- main#the head arc-eye-vist#the tortured tape recorder poet#she always thought it was pronounced ca-lee-oh-pee#the archivees
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