#job lot babeyyy

[littlemissobvious]

OOTD ft. my first successful attempt at a fishtail braid☺️

[pettyprocrastination]

Marcus pike does not like horror movies.

Now don't get me wrong. He loves October. He loves halloween. Sitting out on his porch in an affordable (but still high quality) costume with a bowl of candy and remarking on all the very sparkly princesses and scary skeletons that make their way up to his house all night is one of his favorite nights of the whole year. But he doesn't enjoy the gorey side of halloween. He's more than happy to find himself on the couch on a saturday night and watch seasonal film about witches and spells- but nothing with explicit gore that makes him jump and double check the shadow at the end of the hall later that night.

"Real life is terrifying enough in my opinion. I don't need to add to it on my time off."

That is, until he met you.

When you tell him on your first date that you love halloween he all but beams. But the confession is then paired with a shy smile as you admit you enjoy the macarbe just as much as the softer side of the holiday.

"I'm a bit of a horror buff, honestly."

That's when his smile threatens to falter- not because of disgust, god no. But because the next words out of his mouth are "Me too!" despite the fact the man refused to watch a single Saw film because the trailers were enough to turn him off of it.

But the way your eyes lit up at the shared interest was enough to make him lie straight through his teeth and bite down his own concerns when you ask if he'd like to have a movie night together.

Of course- the truth does come out.

When you're thirty minutes through Saw and you see Marcus watching with gritted teeth and a permanent grimace like he'd preparing to get punched in the face, you ask him truthfully if he wants to watch something else.

The poor puppy dog look that takes over his face is enough to make you want to kiss him then and there.

[patchworkgargoyle]

🌿15 people, 15 questions

Tagged by @scarcrossdlvrs and @eriquin, thank you friends!! <3

1. Are you named after anyone?

My middle name is apparently a family friend's grandmother's name? It's extremely basic, but it was almost Maude, so.

2. When was the last time you cried?

Just a couple days ago.

3. Do you have kids?

No, and I will Not be having any myself. Could I be a step-parent? Maybe. Maybe, after, like, lots of talking and more therapy.

4. What sports do you play/have played?

I was in kickboxing in grade 9, and maybe my axe throwing counts? It's a whole league with points and stuff?? I think it counts.

5. Do you use sarcasm?

Sometimes, but mostly just with people I'm really comfortable around or as a very poor attempt at flirting. I'm usually too worried about coming off as mean or it being taken the wrong way, though, so I tend not to.

6. What's the first thing you notice about people?

Probably body language and tone of voice. It's the hypervigilance and people-pleasing, babeyyy ✌

7. What's your eye colour?

Green. And funny story, a few days ago a woman stopped to ask me a question and literally got distracted by my eye colour 😅😅😅 she even pulled her partner over to look at my eyes. It was very embarrassing and flattering xD

8. Scary movies or happy endings?

Currently deep in a scary movie phase.

9. Any talents?

I'm very good at remembering where someone's parked their car, and I can fold a fitted sheet.

10. Where were you born?

In the very same city I live in now, on the west coast of so-called Canada.

11. What are your hobbies?

Writing, trying to get back into reading, singing in the shower, bass guitar badly, walking, making art of some kind, D&D, video games.

12. Do you have any pets?

Two! Jam, a black cat, and Toast, a leopard gecko.

13. How tall are you?

5'5" and some change.

14. Favourite subject in school?

Art, English, Biology.

15. Dream job?

Man, I dunno. I just wanna make shit.

The Tags (but no pressure, and apologies for some double-tags): @steves-strapcollection @t-boyeddie @hellion-child @kkpwnall @spectrum-spectre @moss-woods @alwaysanagelneveragod @starryeyedjanai @patriciavetinari @doublecherrypiediscosuperfly @cuoredimuschio @theheadlessphilosopher @vecnuthy @auryborealis @sentient-trash

[dandyshucks]

ooooh babeyyy who's the best headmate? yeah, that's right - it's me LMAO. hi everyone, how y'all doing, it's Chase again 👋 in an effort to be somewhat social and also to brag about my capabilities, I am making a post on this blog lmao.

Look at this shit y'all (idk what mobile formatting looks like so uh. use desktop maybe):

You get a secret sneak preview to this lmao, the link isn't anywhere on the main page yet.

Anyways in the past three days while Juno's been AWOL, I've figured out how to add an audio player; how to layer elements on the webpage; and how to align the text and images beside each other inside the scroll box while maintaining the vertical scroll (it kept lining everything up horizontally for a while lmfao).

The text beside the images is just some bullshit that Lake and I came up with (based off of stuff Juno's written/brainstormed in the past) to test the text alignment out since Juno isn't around to give me any input, but I feel like we did a good job making it sound like some shit they'd come up with lol.

I'll give a small update on The Situation while I'm here in case anyone's wondering what's been going on:

I never know how much I'm supposed to say about anything lol uhhh.

TL;DR is just that Juno was having a very difficult time the past week because of Things, and is now unreachable and thus won't be fronting for an indeterminate amount of time - they could be back tomorrow, they might be back in a week, I have no fucking idea tbh. So this blog is on semi-hiatus until they're back because the rest of us either don't have a lot of interest in the s.elfship stuff ourselves or we just don't want to like... intrude on this space.

slightly longer version of it (TW abuse and suicide mention):

some emotional abuse stuff at home has been ramping up significantly, and this has been having an extremely bad effect on Juno (understandably so) especially since they've been trying to handle this shit without our help, so we've had to put them on lockdown essentially so we can like. remain alive lol. I'm trying not to be too flippant about it but uh yeah. that's the gist of it. love a good suicide scare, amiright? I'm not in charge of the decision to put them on lockdown, I have no say in how it all gets handled, I'm just here to fill the host role while Juno's gone.

They'll be gone until Kam and Lake decide they're okay enough to not do anything stupid and desperate the moment they get into front lmao, so in the meantime I'm the one who'll be fronting for the most part. And while I do like the idea of getting with G.uzma myself, I don't have much of an interest in posting about it LMAO - plus my own dynamic with the guy would be pretty fucking different from Juno's, and that's not what y'all followed for.

(Kam - "gatekeeper"/the one who's basically in charge of shit and also the resident lesbian; Lake - bisexual swag with big caretaker energy; Chase (me) - faggy freak who probably shouldn't have this much responsibility lmaoooo)

[defensivelee]

i was tagged by @allhailhelium thank youuu dear <3!

Are you named after someone? yes brother

When was the last time you cried? that i'm willing to share? i just could not focus and it frustrated me a lot

Do you have kids? no and thank god

What sports do you play/have you played? horseback riding ig

Do you use sarcasm? it's confusing even to myself so no

What's the first thing you notice about someone? legges

Eye colour? brown like a freak

Scary movies or happy endings? scary pleaaase!

Any talents? worldbuilding, writing, digital art, all that shitttt babeyyy

Where were you born? CAN I EVEN SAY??? NO I CANT??

Hobbies? horses! writing! art! the furry fandom!

Any pets? horsie

Height? not very

Favourite school subject? anything to do with history

Dream job? historian or nuclear chemist. can we not be both

@unanchored-ship @makarov-my-beloved if you would like!!

[johanthefriskiestofbits]

oooooo please tell me (who knows nothing on the subject) about orv swap au

hehehe. hehehehehehe. hehehehehehehhehehehhheheheh <- guy who is so normal

the premise of orv swap au (name has yet to be finalized) is this: what if kdj and yjh swapped narrative positions (reader <-> character) but very little else? what if a video game player enters a time loop to save his favorite character from dying over and over again and also to end the apocalypse?

admittedly it's not super fleshed out yet (a lot of the changes this premise would introduce are still not hammered out yet) but here are some points under the cut (novel spoilers ahead!)

orv swap au starts with pro gamer yjh who feels :/ abt his job, but hey, it pays the bills. despite (or maybe because of) his relative popularity as a pro gamer and networking with the agency/sponsors/people to impress, he's kind of isolated in a way that's detrimental, a facade of someone he's not whenever he's on camera

something to play around with is the idea of agency? maybe this yjh doesn't feel like he has any and has his hands tied between the lifestyle and being under public scrutiny and not having enough of a support system to leave everything behind. maybe he doesn't know what else he would even do. maybe he's aimless and drifting with nothing to hold on to.

his favorite video game is what i've been thinking of as World's Hardest To Play Indie Game (not based on difficulty but just on the experience of consuming it) a boring, exposition heavy, player-hostile, poorly designed, slightly buggy mess of a barely-playable game: twsa, a game that was not finished upon release and experiences with sporadic updates every now and then.

the ending tree to this game is so convoluted its insane. also theres no save states so if you die (very likely) u restart babeyyy.

twsa (video game) does have multiple endings, all of which happen when kdj, your main character, dies. some are farther into the apocolypse than others, some paths require meta knowledge of future events or character actions or items or whatever. the "true ending" is either analogous to the original 1863: kdj makes it to the end at the cost of everyone he loves, or hsy's modified 1863: kdj makes himself enemy of the scenario to secure a way out for the kimcom remnants.

there's branches on the choices tree where everyone dies and everything sucks and is bad forever and theres choices to make where kdj gets to make a family and they don't really get to settle down but they can get pretty close to it among the ruins of the apocalypse. through all his testing, yjh finds that these endings are nice but peter out - to get to the end of the apocalypse yjh has to claw his way there inch by painful inch, through betrayal and sacrifice, and he still cant fully get past it

i originally wanted to finagle a yoohankim 3 way swap but i couldn't figure it out. swap aus are a lot easier to work with when they're even numbers, at least to me, so this au features a ysa who is a video game company employee by day and by night she really has become god this time (and also a terrible indie dev). and this is how jungdoksang can still win !!!!

also yjh's coworker from Real Life hsy :) i haven't decided if she's like an employee for the same agency, or if she's someone else in the gaming circles that yjh interacts with sometimes (in my heart theyre in like some sort of discord server together), or something like that but she's around. whatever she does she is twitter cancelled for something. to me.

the only other character swaps are lsk and yma. yma is yjh's estranged sister (in broad strokes there's a vague bad parent situation going on here) (they used to be close until they drifted apart and slowly started hating each other [there is an abyss between them that neither of them can bridge]) (he feels that she betrayed him and threw him under the bus so he left [maybe he gets kicked out]) (she feels that he abandoned her to whatever situation they have going on [he didn't even try to take her with him]) and he has to find her when the apocalypse starts. yjh older sibling to yma gives us a whole different little dynamic to explore from kdj ysk (there's different levels of responsibility and guilt and blame when you're talking siblings that are soooooo interesting to me. sorry that i see any set of siblings and immediately try to figure out how to make them worse)

lsk is kdj's mom who appeared into existence at some point with kdj and they were both just adults. that's weird isn't it. oh well. i guess she can become a transcendent later too for funsies

everyone else stays in the same configuration of Real Person vs Character to me this is a very important aspect

this point has no precedent with the swap, nothing particular that would change to cause this, but it would be so funny if lgy was a little gamer boy who is an avid yjh hater. hates that guy. shows up to competitions to boo him. tunes into yjh's silent no-mic speedrunning streams to mald in chat but yjh +mods don't ban him bc its kinda funny.

anyways the apocalypse starts when yjh and his coworker/fellow gamer hsy are on a train to twitchcon and lgy is also there (also headed to twitchcon) and he brings bugs because he likes them but also to sabotage yjh specifically. its just funny if this happened. you understand

instead of having reader-related skills and abilities, yjh's skills are video game player based! he gets flavor text insight on people, location, and items, things like that. notably, he has the ability to reset, to bring himself back to the beginning of the apocalypse

orv swap proper follows yjh as the Player of the Game (Consumer of the Narrative) who lives hundred of lifetimes in this ruined-world-become-reality "replaying" [read: time looping through] the game to reshape it to save his fave character from self implosion (kdj with no dissociation is very prone to dying. all the time.). to revisit the idea of playing with yjh and the idea of agency, of creation, the only way to get past the apocalypse is to go off the beaten path, to choose options that weren't even there in the game. when in space, at his darkest point, yjh becomes a writer. in this story, at his darkest point, he has to become a creator too

please do not ask me how the epilogues go i dont know how the epilogues go (i don't want to throw yjh back into a train for milennia after he Just went through a thousand resets so i'm sending kdj for that but i havent fully planned how or why)

anyways, hope that helps!!! :)

[mangosimoothie]

I was tagged by ✨✨💜 @hauntedtrait 💜✨✨ ty for thinking of me!

❓ 15 questions ❓

are you named after anyone? naw - my parents wanted an M name to match my sister's name lol they picked good though, I like the name Maya a lot

when was the last time you cried? last week at a caroline polachek concert RIP

do you have kids? no lol just a cat

do you use sarcasm a lot? nooo never 😐

what sports do you play/have you played? i do pole dancing an aerial silks 🤸‍♀️

what's the first thing you notice about other people? their sense of style!

eye color? dark brown like a beautiful baby cow 😌

scary movies or happy endings? scary movies WITH happy endings -- like NOPE

any special talents? i can make a weird little kazoo sound with my mouth

where were you born? the US - DMV babeyyy

what are your hobbies? drag, writing, pole, video games

do you have any pets? I have a little tortie named Zami she is my daughter look at her

how tall are you? 5' 4" 🧍🏾‍♀️

fave subject in school? English bc I was A Queer Child Who Bonded Fiercely With Their High School English Teacher also theater for the same reason

dream job?  showrunner! I would love to have my own TV shows on the air someday. There is nothing that would make me feel more accomplished than having my show cancelled by Netflix after one highly rated season and seeing all the fans lose their shit over that

I'll tag @auroragoth @99simproblems @lre333 @xldkx @alltimefail @potentialfate-sims @holocene-sims @saruin @glammoose @nsves (plural) and @bnt0

[applescabs]

I was tagged by my buddy @phoenixfangs so lets goooo

Are you named after anyone? I've heard this story a buncha times so I'm pretty sure my mom got my birth name from a singer. She heard it on tv and liked it a lot, back then it wasn't a very common name in my country. My names as of now are 50/50, Tom didn't come from anyone but Teddie was 100% something I picked up from Teddie p4, hahah.

When was the last time you cried? Last Sunday when I rewatched ep 11 of Bucchigiri. especially during the part where Zabu got the absolute shit beaten out of him. Finn came home right after that and doesn't understand that one of the big points of media is to reach you emotionally, so he thought it was weird that I was crying.

Do you have kids? Nah, but I'd like to some day, if fate allows it.

Do you use sarcasm a lot? Not nearly as much as I used to, because most of my friends are autistic and don't get it most of the time, so I just end up upsetting them whenever I do use it. Being sincere is much more fun anyways.

What sports do you play? None, but I would love to swim or ice skate (or, hell, do some skiing). Neither are really possible for me atm, unfortunately (do you have any idea how expensive skiing is btw. it's crazy). When I was a kid I did gymnastics and streetdance, I also played tennis briefly as a teen, but had to quit due to a lack of people in my age group playing at that club.

What’s the first thing you notice about people? I usually take note of how someone dresses and does their hair. Ever notice how dull most people's clothes are? I like seeing styles that stand out.

What’s your eye colour? Brown, it's not a particularly dark shade, but I wouldn't call it hazel (my dad has hazel eyes though).

Scary movies or happy endings? This ones a little... vague? But I guess if I had to choose... I wouldn't. I don't care about genre or what type of emotional impact it has, as long as it's coherent and entertaining in its own right. (That doesn't mean I don't care about quality btw. I literally just. watch anything and judge it for what it is.)

Any special talents? I'm a boss at packing in groceries quickly and efficiently. Not a talent that everyone possesses, I've learned (sorry Minke <3).

Where were you born? Netherlands babeyyy ✌ North-Holland to be a bit more precise. I lived next to a dyke (not that kind) so I got the real under-sea-level experience. I still live around the area but not in my hometown anymore.

What are your hobbies? Drawing, (writing?), translation and the nuances that come with it, watching movies, tv shows, animes, cartoons, playing video games, reading books, comics and manga. (and then talking about cinematography, parallels, themes, symbolism and the likes) I also collect soda cans (+ the occasional glass bottle), candy packaging, and anime figurines + other merch.

Do you have any pets? My little baby Jody (dog) who I've had since I was 7 years old! She's about to have her sweet 16 on the 23rd (that's in 2 weeks!) she's getting blind and deaf as hell but she's still lively and sweet as ever <3 And my sweet Tiger of course, who's of undetermined age (around 8/9 the vet said) and currently living with my good friend Minke and their 2 other cats (he does not like them) and dog (he is ok with her). He's not with me rn because my mom's bf is allergic, unfortunately.

How tall are you? 1 meter 59. that single centimeter haunts me. I would've also preferred an additional 10 as well.

Favourite subject in school? Art history used to my favourite in high school, and when I was in film school for a brief period I loved film history. I just love anything pertaining to the arts and it's history that involves analysing and comparing it to other time periods, really.

Dream job? I wanna be someone's househusband and make a buncha weird art on the side. Not kidding btw. But if I had to choose a more conventional dream job... it had to be something in the creative or design industry, otherwise I'll probably die of unhappiness.

tageroonie @kuwupikaa @sunflowermews @xrd @isleofair @spunktrumpetsasara and uhhh other mutuals who feel inclined to do this 👉👈

[tinylilemrys]

15 questions, 15 mutuals

I was tagged by the extraordinary @beckstraordinary 💛🌻

were you named after anyone?

nope, in fact my planned name was changed at the last second so there would be no confusion that i wasn't.

when was the last time you cried?

last night, rewatching ted lasso.

do you have kids?

no and i probably won't.

do you use sarcasm a lot?

i think i believe i'm more sarcastic than i actually am.

what's the first thing you notice about people?

vibes honestly. i'm pretty socially anxious so i'm usually trying to suss them out before we speak.

what's your eye color?

blue

scary movies or happy endings?

happy endings always

any special talents?

singing, songwriting, writing in general.

where were you born?

cape town babeyyy

what are your hobbies?

singing, songwriting, writing, drawing, painting, knitting, sewing. basically anything that keeps my hand busy for a while.

have any pets?

yeah! a yellow lab, an orange cat, and two african grey parrots

what sports do you play/have you played?

i don't play sports currently, but i used to do gymnastics and netball

how tall are you?

1.65 metres

favorite subject in school?

english, art, music, afrikaans (sometimes), and biology

dream job?

anything that would let me do music full time. i really don't need to be famous – i just want to earn enough to support myself and be able to make music as much as i want.

tagging (only if you want to – this is always a no-pressure zone 💛):

@ashesandback @asingerofdreams @astrallouis @ascoolasafirepit @thistableforone @annundriel @shenergyx @clotpolesonly @marvelous-goose @snake-and-mouse @callipigio @dollopheadsandclotpoles @shit-happens-bitchachos @crimmcakes @lierdumoa

[horsewithaface]

Fifteen questions for fifteen mutuals

Got tagged by @nihilizzzm 🥺🥰❤️✨

Are you named after anyone? Nope

Do you have kids? Nah

Do you use sarcasm a lot? Yeah, sometimes it doesn’t get picked up on though😭

When was the last time you cried? Last Thursday I watch BOTFA again and balled my eyes out :)

What is the first thing you notice about other people? Overall vibe and how I should adjust myself to be around them.

Eye colour? A whack-ass mix of blue, green and brown yuh

What sports do you/ have you played? Played touch footy for two years in primary school

Any special talent? Uh idk I can draw I guess lmao

Where were you born? Queensland, Australia babeyyy

Scary movies or happy ending? Depends on the mood, but mostly happy ending, I like that feel-good shit B)

Do you have any pets? Doggo, kittykat, budgie, 6 chooks and a few bee hives

How tall are you? Not very (5’2” I think? I don’t remember in cm)

What are your hobbies? Art, reading, hyperfixating on fictional (and non-fictional) men, writing, thinking about world-building but not being able to put it onto paper, being gay

Favourite subject at school? Visual arts and drama! Shit is so good

Dream job? Some sort of concept designer/artist/writer for film/books/games or whatever, just something in that field!!

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Again, thank you @nihilizzzm for the tag~!

No pressure tags: @bookworm-with-coffee @ihobbit @thranduilofsmirkwood @thewitchkingiscool-ace @fizzyxcustard @cartoon-aragorn

[binch-i-might-be]

hehehe thank you @simplysebastian for the tag :-)

Name: ,,,,,ray (not actually but I'm gatekeeping my real name until my book comes out lmao)

Sign: aries? I was born in late march

Height: 1,75m (sorry americans you gotta do that math yourself 🙏)

Time: it's almost seven pm rn. I'm on central european time ✨

Birthday: march 31st 🐀

Fave band/artist: mcr and david bowie :)

Last movie: uhhh I. don't really know. I don't watch movies hrhdhdjjd. either the Bob's burgers movie (don't judge me) or Feuerzangenbowle

When I created my blog: sometime in 2014, maybe spring? april? I don't know I'm not as young as I used to be 😭

What I post: mainly shitposts lmao. hamilton & Complaints™

Other blogs: I do have a blog for my original writing that I haven't used in ages and a vent blog. also not used in ages <3

Followers: heading for that 500 babeyyy

Average hours of sleep: swinging wildly between six to twelve hours :')

Instruments: flute! also a few recorders and ocarina

What I’m wearing: grey sweatpants, an old rolling stones shirt, and the rise against jacket I bought in 2015 that is now literally falling apart (no I will not be throwing it away but thanks for asking)

Dream job: writer :)

Dream trip: hmmm I have been a lot of places I really wanted to see, but I haven't yet been to either of the americas, africa, or asia! so I'd love to go there. also antarctica sounds lit af

Favourite songs: don't make me CHOOSE. I'll say Save Yourself, I'll Hold Them Back by mcr just because I have that literally tattooed on my body, Foundations of Decay, also mcr, Space Oddity by david bowie, and like six other songs off hamilton lmao

hmmm tagging @thateclecticbitch, @xxravewavexx, @quillsink, and @elrondsscribe

[nyaagolor]

I wanna see maractus headcanons

Reblog if you have a headcanon for maractus and want to share it

Maractus my beloved

uhhh imma be real I don't really think too hard about pokemon species as a whole, mostly in the context of diff jobs or stories. I'll do my best tho

They're really low maintenance dudes because they require very little water. Good for trainers with memory problems or depression

It's a Small Pokemon World features a lot of these dudes. They sing and dance and are burned into the brains of every kid in Unova

Often hang out in cityscapes because they don't need much to survive. Maractus hangout on the roof babeyyy

My friend :)

[airlocksandaviaries]

Ooh 6, 8, 11, 20, 27 for top gun asks!!

YAY LOTS OF QUESTIONS

6 - If you could be any character for a day, who would you be? I already answered this in my other post but i'm gonna answer it Again. Iceman is gender goals. If I could be him for a day I would be over the moon. Buff enough for me to pick up and hug my friends. Charismatic enough for me to love Mav forever. Masc enough for people to actually see me as a man for once 🥹 that'd be very nice

8 - Favorite plane used in the movies? Idk anything about planes but I have an affinity to the f-14 tomcat that Mav and Rooster stole from that base and busted the hell out of 😂 she was Loyal she was Faithful she was broken and old as hell but she Did Her Job (kept my boyos safe)

11 - Favorite song off the soundtracks? THIS IS EASY. PLAYING WITH THE BOYS. IT HAS LITERALLY EVERYTHING. ITS FUN ITS HAPPY ITS UPBEAT IT'S SO SO SO GAY IT MAKES ME THINK OF THE CUTEST AND HAPPIEST SCENE IN THE MOVIE WHEN ALL THE FLYBOY BESTIES WERE BEING ADORABLE AND MAKING GAY CINEMATIC HISTORY. GO READ THE LYRICS RIGHT NOW IT IS SO GODDAMN HOMOEROTIC AND IM IN LOVE WITH IT KENNY LOGGINS THANK YOU

20 - If you could re-design any helmet or design your own what would it look like? OOH! This is fun. I know Mav's is iconic but I would want to change it only to add more sun/fire motifs and shape language into it. Yknow, to contrast perfectly with Ice's. And about mine... well. I'd probably have to make it ocean themed now wouldn't I. Sea blue waves maybe.

27 - Do you want a third movie? What would the plot be? HELL YEAH I DO. TOP GUN PHOENIX BABEYYY. It's top gun but with lesbians. Phoenix tries to make her way as a pilot and has to learn to lead a mission of her own. Mav is there too but for emotional support. There are so many women. Halo is the main supporting character. She and Phoenix get to have their little end mission hug just like Icemav before them, there is a lesberotic softball scene on the park by the beach where all the pilot women are in their shorts and sports bras while sliding around in the grass all sweaty and- okay sorry ill shut up now

THANKS SO MUCH. PLS SEND ME THESE BESTIES. I LOVE DOING THIS. SORRY THIS ONE TOOK SO LONG.

[rars]

15 mutuals 15 questions

tagged by @sleepyseadogg thank u :)

1. Are you named after anyone? not that i know of! i think i was just named Victoria because it seemed like a cool name

2. When was the last time you cried? like yesterday haha

3. Do you have kids? noooo haha not ever

4. Do you use sarcasm a lot? i tend to blur the lines between honesty and sarcasm when i make some jokes. but i prefer to be open and genuine and autistic about everything i do and say otherwise :)

5. What sports do you play/have played? ohh i am NOT the sportsy type whatsoever haha. so, none

6. What’s the first thing you notice about people? whether or not they are giving off a lot of radioactive particles (i couldnt think of a genuine answer to this one)

7. What’s your eye color? blue

8. Scary movies or happy endings? happy or bittersweet endings but only after the cast of characters has witnessed and/or partaken in horrors and atrocities beyond our comprehension

9. Any special talents? i can mod characters into the binding of isaac haha

10. Where were you born? n'york state babeyyy!!

11. What are your hobbies? drawing, writing, roleplay, gaming (hi sleepyseadogg i'm leaving this part you typed in because same) and also gardening :)

12. Do you have pets? a black cat and a 3/4 siamese cat :)

13. How tall are you? 5′4"

14. Favorite subject in school? aaaaaart

15. Dream job? i would love to be a prestigious character designer whose designs appear in video james and movies and shows. or one of those things. haha

tagging YOU!!! uhh just steal this and say i tagged you because im a #shy girl

[stitchkiss]

15 questions 15 mutuals

tagged by @mmoosen

1. are you named after anyone?

naw. 100% original name bestowed upon me

2. when was the last time you cried?

june 17 2023 while watching louis tomlinson sing where do broken hearts go

3. do you have kids?

i ate them

4. do you use sarcasm a lot?

no what for

5. what sports do you play/have played?

did wrestling in elementary and did a few days of rugby in sophomore year of hs before quitting bc i couldn’t keep up with my ap classes

6. what's the first thing you notice about people?

hair and smile. to judge if it’s better than mine (hardly ever is but that’s okay i have godlike hair it’s not fair to compare it to mine)

7. what's your eye colour?

hazel. some brown some green. they look killer in sunlight tbh

8. scary movies or happy endings?

happy endings. miss me w that depressing shit we EAT hope in this mfking house

9. any special talents?

people just. do what i say? i hardly ever get told no and i just kinda coast by bc people always feel the need to help me get what i want.

10. where were you born?

american midwest just like @mmoosen babeyyy!!!!

11. what are your hobbies?

i like to scrapbook but i haven’t done that in a while sadly. fandom stuff ofc. music/concerts always.

12. do you have pets?

one dog named poppi. he’s an asshole tho coz he stole my chicken wing earlier:(

13. how tall are you?

5’ shorties ftw!!

14. favourite subject in school?

literature and history

15. dream job?

race car driver obvi! vroom vroom🏎️🏎️🏎️

dawg i don’t have 15 mutuals that haven’t already been tagged lmao tag is open to all

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Dark Winds anon back again to talk about the new episode bc I have so many thoughts and no one to tell them to irl!! What an episode man aughhhhhhhh. (These thoughts are very disjointed so bare with me) The whole hospital scene was sooooooo cool! whoever did the lighting for that needs a raise fr. I almost wish it had been a longer sequence with Joe and Bern having to go inside and stalk blondie/ protect Chee, but that’s alright. Speaking of Joe, I’m absolutely loving the little descent to madness he’s got going on. The staring off into space, dismissing anything that isn’t the manhunt, the obvious exhaustion etc all works so well. Bern was really keeping an eye on Joe the whole episode, which leads me to think that she’s at least somewhat caught onto his spiraling and is….. Concerned….. at the very least. It does make me wonder just how much they’re going to touch on Bern’s feelings regarding Joe Jrs death, esp since she says he was like a little brother to her in s1. Personally I think that, unlike Joe, she would probably be able to keep her feelings out of her work more, and that she’ll probably be a rock for him (at least on the professional side, her deal with Joe and the border patrol job is smth else entirely) rather than succumbing to the same recklessness as Joe. (Tho if anything happened to Joe or Jim I imagine that might change). My guess is that if we see any of her thoughts about it, it’ll be a quieter moment off the frontlines. but that’s a complete guess, I could be wrong about all of that! Overall, another great ep. I won’t lie the timeline is sort of throwing me off (it doesn’t seem like it’s been 6 days since the events of the first ep) but maybe I’m just dumb. Veryyyy much looking forward to the next episode which based on the preview seems to be a lot of injured Zahn McClarnon walking simulator, my favorite!

OMG HELLO BABE sawwwy i had a swamped up week and barely had enough energy </3

every single episode keeps gettng etter and better like what did they put in this show that makes it sooooooo scrumdillyumptious....YESSSSS the entire coloring of this season has been sexy as hell and i hope whomever had a part in that decision gets sloppy onthe reg. joe can go on a spiral as a treat for having to deal with another whitte man messing around with his livelihood like totally understandable it's only fair. goshhhh, my bbygirl bern needs a break !!!!!! and she is also always the one getting thrown into the supernatural-esque situations like omfg GIRL.

that's why i adore the relationship between joe and bern because they take care of each other like they can alwys lean on each other and trust one another with each other's lives. no, you're right, i do think bern might be the anchor in the storm and the one who would most likely face consequences for their actions is joe since it's now eating away at him. the questions of how did that buckle end up there? what really happened? just swirling around in his head. naurrr, it's going rather quickly and that's the thing that sucks about this show is that it's only six episodes long </3 even my dad was like wthhhh do you mean it's only six episodes ....my thoughts exactly. at the same time, i do think that if it was any longer than 10 episodes, it might be a litle drawn out like i've seen shows with long seasons and it's not always good lol. WHUMP JOE EVERYON EO N THE WHUMP HURT NO COMFFORT JOE TRAIN BABEYYY!! two premium tickest please ^_^