#jmart you will be the death of me

[finnickyy]

//SEASON 5 TMA SPOILERS

I honestly do not believe that jmart would have lasted without the apocalypse

like i think the relationship would have developed into something too toxic if it was allowed to progress

i feel like their entire relationship was built on desperation and theres no real foundation to it. It was built on their need for each other. They were the only surviving people of the original group and with the things they went through with each other. They needed that support and they needed that understanding that someone knows what theyre going through.

Sure they had Basira, Melanie, and Georgie, but they didnt know sasha and tim like they had. They knew elias when he was simply just their boss. They knew each other when things were still normal.

The Web wanted Martin for a reason, he's manipulative and knows how to get his way. You can see him do this even with Jon in season 5, whether intentional or not.

Aswell as Jon's self-centeredness, like im aware that he's literally the protagonist but taking that out of the equation, Jon has a tendency to disregard others in favor for his own. When he went see Melanie, when she literally gouged out her fucking eyes to get away from all of that. When at the end he went up to kill Elias and going against everyone.

I think both of these combined would have not led to a long lasting happy relationship. Also i just dont think they would have gotten together in the first place if all of the traumatizing shit didnt happen. I do think Martin loves Jon and vice versa but I think it's the kind of love that festers and turns into animosity overtime.

[chrrywvea]

martin's statement in mag 117

boyyy you ain't slick🙂‍↔️

[eddie-spielman]

something something about "i need you" being oh so much more romantic and safe and core-shattering than "i love you" something something about stanislavski saying that to love is "to want to touch" something something about love being intrinsically active something something about how much you can love someone to the point of invention

[potato-lord-but-not]

2024 ART BATTLE MASTERPOST

It’s that time of year again folks !! we’re pitting 64 baddies against each other in a battle to the death!!!

ROUND 1

LEFT BRACKET:

Wife Painting vs John Tarot

Susan Sto Helit vs Celestial Girlfriend

Jarthur Strolling vs Sad Gay Men

Watchtower vs Jarthur Kiss

Basira vs Nikola

I Hope This Hurts vs Red Wine Supernova

Haunted vs My Beautiful Boyfriend

Azicrow Kiss vs Jarthur

Slouching Towards Bethlehem vs Wife Portrait

Doug + Hera vs Ford

Arkayne vs William de Worde

The Come Brothers vs Oliver Banks

Slutty Arthur vs Butch Frankencreature

Arcane Holy Ghosts vs Arthur Tarot

Dyhard vs Demigirl Ghost

Jmart Francesca vs Gerry

RIGHT BRACKET:

Jed + Sydney vs Monkey Man

Oscar Tarot vs Jon Sims

Rincewind vs Eva Birdman Jarthur

Holy Ghosts vs Fallen Angel John

Trust Ceremony vs Demiboy Bug

Decay vs Your Body My Temple

Will Wood DTIYS vs Michael Distortion

Blindfaith vs Cecil Palmer

Zingtastic Jarthur vs Moist Page

John Doe DTIYS vs Will Wood Page

Will Wood vs Moist Von Lipwig

Arthur Dent vs Jon DTIYS

Kayne vs Hand Me My Shovel

My Beautiful Wife vs Jhariah Page

Nicoriice Gays vs Zaphod + Trillian

Fire4Fun Arthur vs Malevolent Poster

ROUND 2

John Tarot vs Celestial Girlfriend

Sad Gay Men vs Jarthur Kiss

Basira vs Red Wine Supernova

Haunted vs Jarthur

Slouching Towards Bethlehem vs Ford

Arkayne vs Oliver Banks

Slutty Arthur vs Arthur Tarot

Dyhard vs Jmart Francesca

Moneky Man vs Oscar Tarot

Eva Birdman Jarthur vs Fallen Angel John

Trust Ceremony vs Your Body My Temple

Will Wood DTIYS vs Blindfaith

Moist Page vs John Doe DTIYS

Will Wood vs Jon DTIYS

Hand Me My Shovel vs My Beautiful Wife

Zaphod + Trillian vs Malevolent Poster

ROUND 3

Celestial Girlfriend vs Sad Gay Men

Red Wine Supernova vs Jarthur

Slouching Towards Bethlehem vs Oliver Banks

Arthur Tarot vs Jmart Francesca

Oscar Tarot vs Fallen Angel John

Trust Ceremony vs Blindfaith

Moist Page vs Jon DTIYS

My Beautiful Wife vs Malevolent Poster

ROUND 4

Celestial Girlfriend vs Jarthur

Oliver Banks vs Jmart Francesca

Fallen Angle John vs Blindfaith

Jon DTIYS vs Malevolent Poster

ROUND 5

Celestial Girlfriend vs Jmart Francesca

Fallen Angel John vs Malevolent Poster

FINAL ROUND

Celestial Girlfriend vs Malevolent Poster

2024 ART BATTLE CHAMPION

CELESTIAL GIRLFRIEND BEATS ALL ODDS AND SECURED A VICTORY !!!!

thank you potatolord nation for choosing gay love over podcast men I know it was hard

[ambi-kiko]

tma music tma music tma music

please reblog with your own! i need it (:

also im more than willing to elaborate on any of em, just ask! (i have much to yell about)

for bitchard, we have:

kiss me, son of god (they might be giants)

i'm gonna win (rob cantor)

blood & money (the orion experience, orion, linda XO)

ruler of everything (tally hall)

BlackBoxWarrior - OKULTRA (will wood)

community gardens (the scary jokes, louie zong)

the main character (will wood)

your body, my temple (will wood)

laplace's angel (hurt people? hurt people!) (will wood)

saint bernard (lincoln)

welcome to the internet (bo burnham)

all eyes on me (or3o)

my ordinary life (the living tombstone)

cabinet man (lemon demon)

peter x elias (for my frenchies out there <33)

marine marchande (les cowboys fringants)

ok dont judge me too much i had to have smth for them ((: plus its not that unrelated

next! martin

a better son/daughter (rilo kiley)

12 feet deep (the front bottoms)

things to do (alex g)

be nice to me (the front bottoms)

step on me (the cardigans)

heart for brains (roar)

mama (my chemical romance)

summer child (conan gray)

hello my old heart (the oh hellos)

i cant handle change (roar)

against the kitchen floor (will wood)

least favorite only child (leanna firestone)

sharpener (cavetown)

empty bed (cavetown)

life's a beach (bears in trees)

jmart ((:

no children (the mountain goats)

the moon will sing (the crane wives)

euthanasia (will wood)

as the world caves in (matt maltese)

the truth (the front bottoms)

balade à toronto (jean leloup)

doctor (jack stauber)

apocalypse (cigarettes after sex)

talk to you (ricky Montgomery)

cabo (ricky montgomery)

meteor shower (cavetown)

juliet (cavetown)

feel better (penelope scott)

would you be so kind (dodie)

two birds (regina spektor)

line without a hook (ricky Montgomery)

and jon, ofc <3 i rly dont have enough for him ):

body terror song (AJJ)

downhill (Lincoln)

montreal (penelope scott)

ramblings of a lunatic (bears in trees)

its called: freefall (rainbow kitten surprise)

chin music for the unsuspecting hero (foster the people)

love, me normally (will wood)

dinner is not over (jack stauber's micropop)

also melanie! dont have that many but she deserves the mention (:

saturn suv (fredo disco)

brave as a noun (AJJ)

tongues & teeth (the crane wives)

wreaking ball (mother mother)

we fell in love in october (girl in red)

and just random songs with tma vibes (other characters, ships, dread powers, etc)

underground (cody fry)

hand me my shovel, i'm going in! (will wood)

terry's taxidermy (teddy hyde)

cotard's solution (will wood and the tapeworms)

amnesia was her name (lemon demon)

memento mori: the most important thing in life is death (will wood)

skeleton appreciation day in vestal, n.y. (will wood)

icicles (the scary jokes)

puppet boy (devo)

oh ana (mother mother)

i dont smoke (mitski)

choke (I DONT KNOW HOW BUT THEY FOUND ME)

thermodynamic lawyer esq, G.F.D (will wood and the tapeworms)

sorry haha i fell asleep (egg)

despair (leo)

stuff is way (they might be giants)

baby teeth (baby bugs)

king park (la dispute)

i/me/myself (will wood)

dr. sunshine is dead (will wood and the tapeworms)

amygdala's rag doll (ghost and pals)

little pistol (mother mother)

burning pile (mother mother)

this is home (cavetown)

body (mother mother)

turn the lights off (tally hall)

like real people do (hozier)

im going insane

[too-much-tma-stuff]

Fanfiction masterlist

DCxDP

Multichapter

Hyena Danny!AU

Finally Getting Help

Socializing the Demon Twins

SFW one-shots

Mutually Assured Destruction (pt. 1)

As Weak as You Are Strong (pt. 2)

No Body to Bury (pt. 1)

Neither Gone Nor Forgotten (pt. 2)

Hail Black Sheep

Never Love Another

NSFW one-shots

What They Can't See (18+) (Dead on Main)

Let Me Take Care of You (18+) (Dead Serious)

Who You Love Isn't Always Who You Need (dead tired and dead on main)

As Long as it's You (Dead on Main)

Don't Stop (Dead on Main)

TMA One-shots

Girls Night!

You Deserved it More (Jon/Sasha)

Hunting Again (Gerry TMA/Casper Date with Death)

I've Been Lonely pt. 1 (Oliver?Mikey)

I'll Always Find You pt. 2 (Oliver/Mikey)

Not So Bad Actually (Dog!Gerry)

Hollow Victory

Better then Home (Werewolf Gerry)

I've Got You (Resurrected Gerry)

Before It All Went Wrong pt.1 (Babysitter Michael)

Don't Trust Doors pt. 2

Stay A Few Days (Martin/Jon/Oliver)

Which Part is a Lie (Doorkeay)

A Strange Moth (Jmart)

Slenderverse

(AN: A lot of these are older and I've improved a lot. I am aware I didn't know the difference between does and dose then)

One-shots

Warmly Freezing (EMH)

I See You As You Are (Trans!Jay)

I Support You (Trans!Milo)

Safe Together (EMH)

Down to the River (TT)

Wanna Dance (Evan/Michael)

I'm Not Leaving You (Kevin/Firebrand)

Did You Really Believe That (Evan/Vinny)

Doing What's Best For Us (MLA0)

Go To Sleep Blue Bird (MH)

A Happy Home (EMH)

Looking After Each Other (MH)

Domestic Bliss (Vinny/Evan)

I Can't Stay but I'm Here (TT)

A New Host (EMH)

NSFW one-shots

A Pleasant Surprise (Noah/Observer)

I Need to Feel You (Jeff/Evan)

We Were Friends (Alex/Jay) (Warning: torture)

Let's do Something Else Instead (Masky/Jay)

A Good Ending (Alex/Operator)

I'll Keep You Up All Night (Habit/Noah)

How Much Do You Hate (Masky/Alex)

An Invitation Accepted (Jaw/ToTheArk)

Just Another Bad Memory (Habit/Vinny)

Misc

It's Good I Belong to You (18+ BTD)

More Time With You (Creepypasta, Ben Drowned/Eyeless Jack)

[rookfeatherrambles]

So many ideas. Dumping them here for a pinned comment to keep track. When these have AO3 links, I'll list them here The Angel that Cries Ink (Jmart, Jonelias) Jon has been locked under the Magnus Institute for 200 years, waiting for one person. Martin Blackwood. IN PROGRESS)

Bound by Spider's Thread (Jmart, time travel, somewhat fix it, No sex, Annabelle asks Martin to kill a bitch for her in exchange for saving Jon's life somewhere else) WIP)

The Beast in your Heart (La bete dans coeur) Jonelias, Eventual jmart, Hunt!Jon, Kai!jon. Jon finds out about the watcher's crown ritual and chooses the nuclear option. To throw himself at another fear. He is subsequently transformed, and elias is not nice to jon when he finds out what he's done. Dead dove, very dark, very smutty WIP)

Chiaroscuro (Jmart, timsasha, Artist/Muse au. Jon is a infamous artist who paints the most captivating art but has remained out of the spotlight. A medical diagnosis makes him decide to retire, but he's going to do one final piece. Enter Martin, and Jon's inevitable falling in love with his final muse, no sex, ace jon (WIP

Under skies and sea (Vast Jon. No sjhip. Jon is becoming a sea bird. this is problematic for many reasons) WIP)

Sable Island AU (Jmart, Foggyskies, Jon is a low profile environmental researcher that takes a job on a remote island studying seabirds. He starts to become one, and chronicals his journey. Then Martin, the sun of Peter Lukas, one of two men that are wagering over Jon's life, crashes the supply boat onto the island. They reflect on life, and death (WIP

The Storm Singer : (Jmart, Jonpeter, Foggyskies) Jon is the last siren in the bay and he's sworn to destroy the man who ruined his life. Peter is the fisherman turned monster hunter that massacred Jon's people. He wants Jon dead because he killed his wife. Martin and Simon are also there and they are in love! (not with eachother) Sirens and Sailors! Smutty (WIP

The Lonely Bride: Jonpeter forced marriage. Martin refused to run away with jon in s4 and Peter offered him an alternative way out. Dark, exactly what it says on the tin. smutty (WIP

The Hunter's Stag (Jonpeter, fantasy au. Faerie au.) Jon is a magic white stag that was cursed by a faerie king, to run until he's caught and killed. Peter is the hunter that doesn't want to do that. They become friends. And then more. (WIP

Wintergreen AU: (noship. Jon is 8, has a boat, and is going to america. he gets caught in bad weather and picked up by the Tundra. Now there's a child on board his ship and Peter Lukas doesn't know what to do with him. Silly, lighthearted fun i guess. WIP)

I'm not your Protagonist (I'm not even my own): Jmart, Jonelias) Jon wakes up somewhere else and realizes he's not happy. He does his best to figure out why. (EVERYONE HAS TRAUMA AND GETS THERAPY FIC) WIP)

YEOMYTIM (Your eyes on mine, your Teeth in me _Jondaisy, WIP)

The Hearthwitch's Cat (Jmart, Fantasy) Jon is a powerful arch mage that learns a terrible secret and for his safety, becomes a cat. Martin is the hearthwitch he chooses to adopt as his owner. Fluffy, romance, silly fantasy shenanigans (WIP

The red strings of fate (Can go fuck themselves) Jonelias, eugenics au) Jon is someone who never ever wanted to have a partner, but the system matches him to some bastard name Elias Bouchard. Jon's only way out of having children (legally) is to be a holy terror of a wife. Shenanigans ensue. Smutty, fluffy, light hearted i guess. Elias is not evil and Jon is ace spec WIP)

Non TMA stuff:

Dawn of Shadows (Wip, fantasy)

Everyone loves Fucked Up Houses :) (wip, horror)

That weird creepypasta thing, (wip, horror romance)

A real War (wip, Everymanhybrid)

Mabel vs the Grim Reaper (wip, Gravity Falls)

Grimoire Falls (horror fantasy, gravity falls au)

If I think of more of these, I will add them!

ALSO IF YOU ARE CURIOUS, SEND ME AN ASK ABOUT WHAT YOU WANT TO LEARN MORE ABOUT! Seriously yell at me about my ideas please im desperate :))

EDITED 3/29/24

[lesmurples]

(Spoilers for TMA and TMAGP below.)

Just remembered that Jonah’s desiccated original corpse was in the tunnels in TMA and had a flurry of TMAGP theories sprout in my brain. (I haven’t been in the fandom much recently, so apologies if any of this has already been said elsewhere.)

Maybe the thing coming out of the trap door in ep 10 is Jonah’s og zombie corpse? The body holding Jonah’s eyes and consciousness may have died, but in TMA it was indicated that this body needed to be killed in order to kill Jonah, or at least to kick him out of the Panopticon’s seat of power to make way for Martin. If it has any trace of life or Jonah (or just The Eye) left in it, maybe it could have slowly dragged itself up to that trap door over the years.

On that matter, maybe Elias became the new Jonah in this universe too, and that’s why Gwen is trying to learn more about this supernatural world. She either knew he had been changed, or she wants to know what happened that led to his death/disappearance after the fire - assuming that’s what happened to Elias in this world. (That or maybe Elias was also in the “gifted program” and something went terribly wrong.) something something we thought Alice was the new Tim but alas it was Gwen the whole time etc.

If Jonah was pulled from the TMA universe and isekai’ed into an ancient computer along with jmart, maybe he’s able to reach out to this parallel version of this body, possessing it to interact with the world or just puppeteering it.

On the subject of the fearsome threesome stuck in a computer, there is also the question of what “Chester”s game is, seemingly leading Sam on to fish around in the Magnus Institute ruins. Maybe his last message was a warning not to do this, but Sam seemed pretty resigned to not getting answers before that statement from artifact storage. Maybe “Chester” wanted to free a version of Jon himself from the tunnels, or maybe there’s a disconnect between the actions of “Jon” trying to lead Sam to answers and “Chester” sharing a forum thread in the first ep seemingly warning Sam to stay away from the Magnus Institute. Then again, maybe this too was trying to send Sam to the institute, since Sam seemed to have not thought about his experiences there for a long time. So maybe this whole thing really is Jon leading Sam to uncover these things, not wanting to be “another goddamn mystery,” and maybe the the thing crawling out of the basement is related to Jon. OR maybe there’s nothing stopping a trapped Jonah from using Jon’s voice for his own ends. After all, that email to Sam may have been from “Jon,” but consider that the first three letters of Jonah’s name are indeed J O N OH HO HO I SEE WHAT YOU’RE DOING JONNY, THEY CALLED ME MAD BUT I SAW THROUGH YOU THIS WHOLE TIME-

Anyway thank you for coming to my ted talk.

[honeysucklethornsandalligtrhorns]

for the fandom ask game! 1. yr fave otp from tma/tmagp ? and 2. what do you like the most about gerry and michael ?

WAHHHH SORRY I DIDNT SEE THIS I SUCK AT CHECKING MY INBOX :'cc

1- my otp from tma... that's definitely a hard one to answer. obviously i'm a huge nerd for jmart/simswood, but i also adore terminal velocity, like, wayyy more than i should. and doorkeay has been growing on me a lot recently... but basira and daisy have such an interesting dynamic... ughhh lol there's too many!! for tmagp, tho, i'd have to say dyhard. LETS GO LESBIANS >:DDD

2- honestly, i adore their opposite aesthetics. dark goth meets a literal kaleidoscope... it makes the fanart SO fun. i also love how they're the same but opposite-- michael basically knew nothing about the fears, was under the impression that gertrude was harmless and that the world was safe and normal, and then got killed/eaten by the most abnormal, otherworldly, mind-bending sect of a fear. Gerry always knew the fears, had basically grown up with them; he knew how dangerous Gertrude was and, similarly, how fucked up the world was; and yet, his death came from something as ultimately human as brain cancer. they're such an intriguing duo.

[cult-of-the-eye]

@c0l0re oh my god your Martin K Blackwood and Achilles Come Down by Gang of Youths connection has me frothing at the mouth but can i add jmart vibes? I need to rant about it.

The whole idea of Jon's martyr complex, "the only way I can solve this is by offering myself up to death" and then Martin having to talk them down, remind them that there's more to life than whatever battle they are obsessing over and whatever destiny they have to fulfil and being an anchor to the world of the living oh my god. "all of us, some of us love you" the acceptance of Jon being prickly and unfriendly to most people but still having at least one person who loves him (Martin, maybe Georgie), the wherever you go, i'm going, jump and i'm jumping (fuck), the idea of having an audience, hating the fact that you have an intrinsic horrible need to See and Be Seen, the idea of it being a pointless resistance and how jon had no choice in it all, really, the use of alcohol vs cigarettes as a coping mechanism, THE EXTERNAL VOICES TELLING HIM TO JUMP (elias, the eye, his own self hatred), how Jon was never really brave but martin made him braver oh my fucking god its perfect

[mowbrayvongothe]

Late live episode due to me panic baking!

The Magnus Protocol - 29 Keyed in spoilers below.

Oh Sam is alive that’s nice poor Celia for tripping over her.

Samama “it was a Bentley” Khalid.

It was searching for something? It wanted information about the Institute.

Do you think that ERROR was what the old man was creating?

God this is traumatising for Sam.

Celia I need you so bad you don’t understand.

Ah the ladies are arguing love that.

CHESTER. FUCK.

missing Norris

Hm Homicide. Wonder what that’s about

Currently sat on the floor behind the door to really create the desperate atmosphere ( art shit is all over my bed)

Yeah how does this turn into a homicide sweetheart?

Oh they’re old and inlove. How is there murder.

The music. Oh nice new words

“Odemknout své srdce”

Sigh this is a code isn’t it.

DID SHE KILL HIM.

The key to the lock?

Nevermind lock gone.

“Unlock your heart” I see.

Hm Chester so much passion and character in Open. This is a damn journal.

Ah the wooden door has the key.

My brownies are nearly ready damn.

Lock room? It’s the lock museum why am I confused.

Strange -> Simple.

Aha. Why is there the noise of moving a locked handle ahaha what.

Sharp lock with blood nice

Their lock was in the Lock Museum. And the simple one was bloody. Hm

Picked up the lock and then obviously everything went to hell.

Oh so they translated it.

Oh so to get out is to kill the other.

‘Unlock your heart’ meaning to kill your loved one to escape.

Oh so he just died from slipping.

Oh!

No he begged for help.

The fear here was their death. And using their love to seal both their fates. Nothing really to guess.

The key unlocks anything after they sacrificed their love. She believes it can remove her grief.

FUCK

Brownies are ready :3

Oh Chester is losing the Jon-ness

When she killed Stanley her love for him left as she unlocked her love. Sweet

ALICEEEEEEEEE MY LOVE

TEDDY OH MY GODDD TEDDYDYYYYYYYY

Oh

Worm?

His new job???

What is it???

ALICE DYER YOU AAAAAAAA

wh

Oh Sam

For fucks sake Sam

Alice dyer the woman you are

Teddy yk we love you dearly

ALICE DYER THE WOMAN YOU ARE

ALICE

“I can’t let you pass without a ticket :|”

ALICE

ALICE MY LOVE

Alice what’s going on

Alice dyer

ALICE

WHAT THE FUCK

WH

WHATS

NO

ERROR DID YOU NOT PAU FOR A TICKET WHAT THE FUCK

ERROR. oh that’s it’s. NICE!

Well time to get my burning brownies

Hm.

So those were some episodes

My brownies didn’t burn they were still gooey after 30 minutes in the oven which is nice (not)

So Sam passed out the prior episode and survived which we all can yippie at that. Passing out and having no control of your body is very traumatising and for Sam to instantly panic and decide that dealing with ERROR was his priority is. Concerning. But god he is going to do the exact same thing as Jonathan. Celia not wanting for him to go alone but while also hating the idea of even entertaining ERROR at all seems like an accurate response. I feel like people experiencing the horrors together feels more relevant in this rather than TMA but still all the inescapable horrors happen alone anyways. I had something i was meant to add one but ill mention it in another post

The case the case the case. Chester read it thanks Jonathan for that. Two old lovers went to their most important place of travel where Stan proposed and they had locked their love on the bridge. They then went into a ‘Lock Museum’ and gained an ivory key and looked at all the locks there. A saying was found Unlock your love which referenced the act of killing your lover and setting your love for them go to escape. We can assume she didn’t love him after escaping as she said she “wouldn’t miss him”. Nothing too alchemy themed here really and it was just a case about two lovers who had to sacrifice the other to escape the horrors oh it’s Jmart again of fucking course. No words after that fuck you Chester. Bring back Norris 2024.

Alice my love you care so so much you have such a big heart and you’re such a little shit. Nothing wrong with Alice truly. Alice seems slightly bitter about Sam’s new adventures in the OIAR, enough to express it to Teddy who HAS MYSTERIES OF HIS OWN???? What’s up with his new job is it like tha Magnus institute from the hit podcast The Magnus Archives????? Whats that about Teddy boy what’s going on. But realistically I’m assuming he’s having trouble keeping a job after leaving the OIAR. I wonder if it has to do with the horrors that lurk. Maybe he’s having troubles in his jobs so he has to turn to the OIAR? Would make sense. Also Dammit Alice truly cares she heard Sam was going on that train and decided to really leave her lovely pint. and last but not least ERROR IS ON THE TRAIN????????? Either a) Error paid a very, very expensive ticket. Or b) jumped the metro like a boss. Either way, way to go Error way to go.

Now after an hour of listening taking a break and screaming online my brownies are still NOT DONE!!!!!!

[finnickyy]

i just finished mag 200

[some-pers0n]

if youre still doing the fandom asks thing uh

i swear ive seen you reblog tma stuff. if im wrong then wof?

How about both then?

The Magnus Arcrhives

Favourite male character

Johnathan Sims. I've always really loved poor Jon. He's really relatable and fun and I adore him so much

I don't consider Micheal Distortion to be a male character since that goes against its nature, but I will say upfront that the Distortion and its surrounding characters (Micheal Shelly and Helen) are my favourites. It's more like five different characters all tied together

Favourite female character

OUhhh it's a toss-up between Basira or Alice if we're including TMAGP stuff. I really like Basira and always found her really fun and Alice is just great. I can't wait to see more of her. OH AND SASHA!! I really love Sasha :]]

Least favourite character

Hmmm,,, I don't care for Gerry that much honestly. I never found his stuff too terribly interesting. I dunno. I don't really dislike too many characters

Favourite ship

Jmart prolly. I'm not really a TMA shipper too much, but I like Jon/Martin. That or Daisy/Basira

Favourite friendship

Sam and Alice. I really like their friendship. Idgaf about them being exs or potentially getting back together. I just think they're fun

Favourite quote

Easy! Any Micheal Distortion quote. The "He trusted her, and she fed him to me. And she did not hesitate." I adore MAG101 but goddd that moment gets me the most

Worst character death

I'm sorry for Distortion stuff but godddd I feel so bad for Micheal and Helen. Micheal obviously is more famously tragic (being betrayed by Gertrude and everyone obsessing over it) but HELEN?? Girl was trapped in there for weeks. She spent that time wandering around aimlessly until the Distortion got sick of Micheal and decided to tear her who from her what and replace the vessel that was Micheal with her. Goddamn Johnny

Happiest moment

Hmm,, I think a moment I always really like is just Jon and Martin sitting together and Jon asking whether Martin was a ghost or not. It's cute and silly

Saddest moment

MAG200, obviously. It's such a good, tragic end

Favourite location

Either the halls of The Distortion itself or the Institute

Wings of Fire

Favourite male character

ALBATROSSSS!!! GRAHHHHHH!!!

Favourite female character

BURN BURN BURN BURN!!! Also Jerboa I and Asha :]]

Least favourite character

I need to erase Webs from existence

Favourite ship

Currently? Moontle. Very cute. I prefer it as a QPR, but eh

Favourite friendship

Ouhhh I love a lot of friendships. I think Winter and Qibli are great as friends as well

Favourite quote

I actually don't remember any real WoF quotes lol. I think the one that rings the most in my mind is simply "Stay secret, stay hidden, stay safe." I love a good mantra

Worst character death

Hmm,, Good question. I think Carnelian and such are really brutal. Arctic as well. Ohh and Fjord

Happiest moment

I really really love the moment with Mangrove reuniting with Orchid. It's so fun and heartwarming

Saddest moment

You have no idea how much Albatross's story fucks me up

Favourite location

Hmm,,either Jade Mountain Academy, the Lost City of Night, the SkyWing arena, the Island Palace, or Possibility

[saltypringl-track]

In the same vein as this post, heres some Los Campesinos lyrics that are so jmart/teaholding coded it makes me want to eat the furniture:

Songs are Baby I Got the Death Rattle, I Warned You Dont Make an Enemy of Me, Cemetery Gaits, By Your Hand, For Flotsam, Tiptoe Through the True Bits, The Sea Is a Good Place to Think of the Future, and A Portrait of the Trequartista as a Young Man

[revenge-of-the-assbutt]

Hi, I'm Assbutt! My pronouns are he/they, and I'm an aspiring law student currently working as an intern at a law firm. If you know me irl and I didnt give you this url, please leave my blog right now. I block w*ncesties, bigots, and transphobes on sight.

Adding this here bc I keep getting so many of them, but I don't post gofundme asks from people I can't personally vouch for. I cant vet every gofundme ask i get, and with the number of scams going around lately, i dont feel comfortable posting any i cant vouch for myself. if you send me one and i dont know you, it is getting deleted.

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Pronoun Page

Overflow blog is @assbutt-squared

Writing/creativity blog is @assbutt-writes

Blogs I manage: @destiel-gift-exchange @ask-castiel @heb-official and @goodomensdiscoursebot

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This blog is NSFW at times.

Blog rules

No w*ncesties

Be nice

No terfs

No bigotry period

I'm currently taking requests via asks. The fandoms I write for are Supernatural, Marvel (comics, Venom, and MCU), Castle, House MD, Malevolent Podcast, The Magnus Archives, Dead Boy Detectives, Hermitcraft, Life Series, Formula 1, and Red Dwarf. My main ships are Destiel, Sabriel, Spideypool, Frostiron, Caskett, Hilson, Jmart, Jarthur, Payneland, Rimster, Lestappen, Landoscar, Loscar, Maxiel, Simi, Launt, but I'll write for pretty much any other F1 ship you can think of.

What I will/won't do below the break

Things I will do

Fluff

Angst

Major Character Death

Any of the above listed fandoms

XReader

OC

Non-fanfic

Kidfic

Smut

Things I might do (depending on prompt)

Continuations

Other fandoms

Mpreg

Things I won't do

Anything that's Dead Dove: Do Not Eat

Anything else that makes me uncomfortable

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Hey bestie don't be shy

top 5 favorite podcast characters and why

YOU EXPECT ME TO PICK???? PICK BETWEEN MY BELOVED GUYS???????

I am going to try to diversify beyond the magnus archives, mostly because dbd has had me in a death choke recently

With that being said, in no particular order

1. The Obituary writer from Death by Dying

Hes such an icon, normal guy and yet so so so very weird, his best friend is the angel of death, his other best friend is in his freezer and her still beating heart is on his desk, everyone thinks he’s going to kill someone one of these days based on looks alone, he has a questionable taste in fashion, hes bisexual, he has three man eating cats, he solves murders just like as a hobby, he is the most sopping wet pathetic wet cat of a man you could ever hope to meet, he is silly, what more could you possibly want from a man?

2. Jonathan Jarchivist, see prior post about this man he is so ridiculous, mf ACCIDENTALLY STARTED THE APOCALYPSE, He has been kidnapped more then princess peach, he is the eyes special little boy, hes ASEXUAL LIKE ME FRFR, he has a boyfriend who loves him very much, he likes good cows, hot singles in his area want to hunt him for sport, hes the saddest little meow meow there could possibly be.

3. Timothy stoker, managed to convey he was wearing a hawaiian shirt by voice alone, also THIS MAN IS THE ARCHIVES BRAINCELL, THE SLUTTY BISEXUAL IS THE BRAINCELL HERE WHAT DOES THAT SAY ABOUT THE ARCHIVES, BECAUSE SASHA VERY MUCH IS NOT THE BRAINCELL SHE FOLLOWED A DEFINITELY NOT HUMAN GUY TO A RANDOM GRAVEYARD WITH VERY LITTLE FOLLOW UP AS TO WHY SHE NEEDED TO GO, AND JON DOESNT HAVE IT FOR PREVIOUSLY STATED REASONS, AND MARTIN IS MARTIN, MEANING TIM IS THE ONLY BRAINCELL HERE. Also as my boyfriend can attest, i have a thing for angry men in hawaiian shirts, i think theyre hot

4. Not technically a Guy persay, but the beloved michael distortion for having a sick ass voice and an even sicker statement, shows up and just stabs the archivist just because he can, he is literally the embodiment of gaslighting gatekeeping and girlbossing and his design is very cool really regardless of how people draw him but ESPECIALLY WHEN THEY DRAW HIM WITH LIKE SUPER DISTORTED JOINTS AND MULTIPLE FACES AND SHIT LIKE MMMMMMMMM, he gets bonus points for having excellent hair and not being a who but a what

Number five hhhh how do i pick between all of my beloved podcast guys, leaving out martin because i already screamed about Why i love Martin Knife Blackwood Already

5. Georgie Barker I think has to go here, maybe alongside helen and Melanie, i love them all for very different reasons but they are just such girlbosses, georgie just doesn’t feel fear, had an existential crisis so hard her brain stopped processing it, she is the girl ever, also shes jons ex, automatically getting her more points, she had a skin clown break into her apartment and fuck with her lights and the only reason she was upset was because it meant she had to replace all her lightbulbs, Also georgie has a podcast where she talks about ghosts, which is really funny to me, and i would absolutely listen to her podcast

Honorable mentions:

Helen for season 5 shenanigans of showing up whenever JMart were fighting because she wanted the Tea

Gerry Keay for his defining trait mentioned by every single statement giver who saw him being “Really shittily dyed hair” like imagine that being your legacy