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"Wizards don't HAVE disabled children!"
Oh yeah, my bad, now that I - against my will - remembered the lore right, they "accidentally" drop them from windows instead when they fail to perform abled-ness bhly a set average age.
#hp franchise#jkr stfu forever challenge#ableist bullshit#ableist violence cw#good old jk thinks this is a quirky little anecdote bc haha that's just wow it happens right can you imagine a disabled child???
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True, tho.
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Tumblr don't show me this obscene fucking garbage zfjjtsjrshdslrayr
#even if jkr wasn't the literal devil and wanted me and people like me off the face of the planet#whh are you plaguing me with this horrific fucking image#lmao#tumblr ads#jkr stfu forever challenge
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Sometimes I think about the fact that JKR is so “feminist” she made an Evil Woman getting gang-raped by a group of horse cock people the punchline all her Morally Virtuous Protagonists cheer and laugh and mock said Evil Woman about. And then I’m like. Huh.
#she's just evil#jkr stfu forever challenge#this fucked with me since forever#and don't give me 'hey maybe they just tortured her' that's not that much better#but with the way she's in a hospital bed with an acute trauma response and gets triggered by hoof sounds#i think the association is clear as day#oh and also racist as fuck because what does the 'horde' of 'wild people' do#carry off your womenfolk and do unspeakable barbaric things to them#hmmmmm
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Nothing in my life will ever give me the catharsis EVER again that listening to the Shrieking Shack podcast did.
Anyway, JKR has always hated women, trans people and pretty much everyone who isn't a white Christian Brit. And probably a bunch more. Glad that we can put this discussion to rest.
#also the wizard society she created is evil and fucked-up and I'm glad to finally hear someone acknowledge that#only she doesn't realize she wrote an evil and fucked-up society and that scares me even more...#jkr stfu challenge forever#the shrieking shack podcast#i love you#don't at me with jkr stanning you know I'm right
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Katrina von Glockenspieler
I wish JKR had made up a wizard school in a German speaking country because of the way she puts 0 research into anything pertaining to other cultures so it all ends up sounding incredibly stupid. The school would be like “Zaubernschüle” and every kid is named like Wolfgang and Lisa Shultz or whatever. The houses are Blüntensmoken and Hasselhoff. She mixes up German and Dutch constantly, etc
#I'm crying#this is so funny#katrina von glockenspieler#kursten#ja der kursten wieder#hallo kursten#ich heule#so lustig#jkr stfu forever challenge#lmao#german stuff
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I mean, that's how a lot of these people view themselves, too, don't they. "Oh actually I was the greatest, leftest champion of equality of all people, but then someone on The Tumblr told me I was being kinda creepy about deserving a subservient Japanese waifu and now I am FORCED to campaign to bring Jim Crow laws back! I'm tragic!!"
Case in point, that idiot comic making the rounds like "oh evil icky leftist communists pushing us enlightened, well-meaning 'center' guys to the right, we just have no choice, they were MEANIE PIES".
Poor JK had no choice but to... pour her insane amounts of money into the active persecution of UK trans people, because. checks notes. Those Filthy Leftist Gays weren't nice enough to her once. She's so tragic. ;_;
It's kind of weird how JK Rowling, world's most popular author and extremely rich person, uses her platform to promote hate movements against trans people, yet when you say "JK Rowling is a TERF who is using her platform to spread TERF shit", right-leaning guys who otherwise despise JKR and everything Harry Potter manifest out of the woodwork to deliver a massive spiel on you about how JKR was just an innocent misguided lib who wanted to try appealing to the carnivorous LGBT+ movement, only to be chewed and shat upon. Being shown such a lack of charitability and respect, she was effectively forced into the arms of transphobes.
The problem with this not even being the fact that there's a LOT of criticisms to be made of JKR and her writing (just concerning LGBT+ stuff, Dumbledore is so vague and implicit that not only is it easy to ignore, you would never guess just by watching [the same people mentioned above also shit on her for this before flipping to outstanding defense], and the "werewolves as a metaphor for AIDs" is not only really bungled, but it actually dredges up old stereotypes about gay men) being swept under the rug, or the fact that it heavily conflates "I am criticizing your work and may view you negatively because of the nature of said things I criticize" with "I hate you, here is a pipe bomb", or the fact that this is yet another example of "excusing people being EXTREMELY bigoted by concocting a sob story about this one time lefties were mean to them", but pulling up a slanted biography about how JKR became a TERF doesn't negate the fact that JKR, is in fact, a TERF. In fact it basically admits that she is one and explains (poorly) how it happened. But if you call JKR a TERF you get the nine-degree burning and the tale about how mean gay people were to her once. By people who up until this moment had nothing but vitriol to send towards JKR for being a bad author who is incompetent at writing gay representation and has annoying fans.
#in which the persecution of queer people is somehow always the fault of those same queer people but nooo that's not bigotry#'we're actually suuuper into equal rights but damn those people REALLY bring it on themselves huh they CAUSE the oppression'#enlightened centrism#rightwing bullshit#this fucking website#jkr stfu challenge forever#terf bullshit#homophobic bullshit#transphobic bullshit#antisjw bullshit#but yes it's incredibly funny how jkr flip flops for them from the incarnation of liberal pandering to a poor tragic heroine#unfairly punished and in dire need of their protection
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