#jk i will be very patient lol

[chevelleneech]

semi-live blog

They are immediately the cutest fucking people when together. So soft, so giggly.

I know it’s part of their social culture, but they drink a lot. Maybe it’s because I don’t drink, but dang.

“Jungkook is currently doing his skincare.” They add to the screen after panning away for scenery, yet leaving the sounds of *slap slap slap*😭

Jungkook cycling through multiple pairs of sunglasses, and Jimin swanning in and picking the first pair is peak! They’re so similar I yet so different, lol.

Another thing I’m sure is part of their culture, is the way they pay for stuff, but I find it interesting still that we’ve seen Jimin buy almost everything during their trips, since as far as we know they have pretty lax hierarchy rules between the two of them normally.

Jungkook is in the most romantic moment of his life, lmao! “I love it here!!!” said a million times. That man was experiencing a real life Hallmark movie in his head.

I also thought they spoke/understood way more Japanese than they apparently do.

“Come on everybody!” I understood that reference.

The way they chose to animate over everything to avoid having to blur a billion people in the station is HILARIOUS!

Jimin is too funny bro.

This train ride is so peaceful, it’s selling me on visiting Sapporo despite being broke and not speaking a lick of Japanese.

Can we also discuss how “My man, my man, my man.” Jungkook is? Yet Jimin is too, and somehow both is more than the other, lol. They are perpetually on some, “Jimin will like this.” “Where’s Jungkook?” *films food, pans to Jimin* *films the outside world, pans to Jungkook* *cuddle even while walking* type stuff. Just lovesick.

Girl!dad Jimin confirmed🥰 He’ll be such a sweet dad too, I think. He’s so patient and kind, which is heavily required to raise another human.

I loooooooooe Jimin’s jacket dude.

The way Jimin immediately pivoted to making JK laugh when he tried to downplay himself. Like I said, “My man, my man, my man.” Don’t talk bad about his man, even if you are his man.

My most delusional Jikook theory you’ll ever hear from me: “Are You Sure?” actually became the title because they were asking it if each other, because they in looooooooooove.

Also, to answer my own question from my previous list… yes, the bubble is back.

Role play Jikook strikes again!

Jungkook is it slick! He played with that sip of whiskey the entire time, but the minute Jimin left he downed it.

Them forgetting to pay would’ve been me. And JK initially sending Jimin back to do it would have also been me. You got it, extrovert! Take the embarrassment for the both of us!

They’re so cute! This snow fight makes me want to be somewhere cold for the holiday☹️

The food always looks so damn good! Lord I’m jealous.

I need someone to compile all the times JM and JK go out to eat together, and let me know if Jimin is the one with his back always to the door? It’s a thing in America at least, that the “protector” tends to sit where they can see the door, and I don’t know if that’s a thing in SK as well, but it’s cute, because it matches their dynamic either way.

“Your fingers were all over it.” SIR!? You’ve had his sweaty ear in your mouth… he’s had his mouth on your neck… you’ve also had his fingers in your mouth before and vice verse… AND y’all constantly eat and drink off each other… in fact… yesterday he bit the very sausage you were in the middle of eating and then you continued eating it… before that you gladly allowed him to put his TOES next to your face while you were BRUSHING YOUR TEETH. Stop playing with me, Jeon Jungkook!

Jimin legit being ready to beat Tae’s ass over a dumpling is too crazy, lol. And folks be acting like he some docile helpless baby. Meanwhile, JK is a mediator. They definitely made for each other.

End of the episode. It was fun. Felt like the start of a holiday special. And I didn’t mention it up top, because I decided to “live blog” thoughts like ten minutes in or whatever, but Jungkook softly and sweetly saying he wanted to come back to Japan because it reminded him of their first trip together… SOBBING! He’s such a sentimental guy, with an equally as sentimental guy on his arm.

They truly do vibe so well, and I understand with each passing episode why them enlisting together was a non-choice choice. They click. Like they said themselves, they’re one person split into two bodies, and it’s clear as day they thrive off of being around one another.

Not to get too sappy either, but it’s insane they feel that way about their bond and dynamic, on top of all the things that already just so happened to bring them together. Not just born in the same country, but same city. Auditioned for the same music group. Actually made it into the same group… they were destined to meet, and even they feel that way. All that’s missing is them being the same age, and they’d be the same person. That’s an insane thing to say, but really tells you how deeply they value their connection.

[sinnettini]

he was 1 minute early and also seems like a good one

could it be this new psychiatrist is actually on time....

[chryblossomjjk]

distractions | jjk

⇢ PAIRING: fuckboy!jk x inexperienced reader

⇢ RATING: m/18+

⇢ WC: 1.1k

⇢ WARNINGS: cute couple content, they drop the 'l' word guys, n*pple piercings n sucking bc u know... fixation lmao, v suggestive but no actual sm*t, finger sucking lol, the love is requited :')

⇢ SUMMARY: jungkook agreed to let you do his makeup, but he can't stop getting distracted.

⇢ NOTES: ugh i missed them dearly!! will be putting out more drabbles soon, but i'm currently trying to focus on my other wip!! i haven't posted anything in so long so i wanted to share this with you guys! school n work is hectic i already feel swamped pls be patient with me :') i miss having time for a hobby lmao!! anyways, i hope you enjoy and let me know ur thoughts! love u <3 also apologize if there's any typos or weirdness, this wasn't beta'd!! if you haven't read practice yet, pls read before this!!

⇢ SERIES MASTERLIST

“Kook, look up! How many times do I have to tell you?” 

Four months into the relationship and his attention span, or lack thereof, never ceased to amaze you. With a frustrated groan, you place the pointy end of your Sailor Moon brush between your teeth before gripping his chin and turning his wandering gaze back to you. 

“Bambi, I’m looking up!” He yell-laughs, doe-eyes wide and sarcastic as they bear into you, equally frustrated. You can already see the concealer you applied just a few minutes ago creasing. Dramatically, he karate chops his tattooed arm towards the ceiling, paralleling your scantily clad frame straddling him. The sudden jump has you shifting against his crotch deliciously. Now’s not the time for fooling around, though. You’re determined to put the cute brush set Jungkook randomly gifted you a few weeks back to good use, starting with giving your sweet boyfriend a full beat. “This is up! What other direction is up?”

What an asshole. 

You pop the pink plastic out of your mouth, taking an annoyed chomp out of his annoying fingers. It's playful, of course. You mean, you’ve just got done with a whitening strip, after all…

Jungkook takes the opportunity to shove his digits further past your glossy lips, reaching down just enough to feel your throat constrict, then pulling back. He stares up at you with the cheesiest fucking grin, clearly pleased with himself.

“You’re mean,” you cough, wiping the drool at the corners of your mouth with the back of your hand.

“No you,” he counters, pinching your cheek patronizingly. “I love you, though.”

One month into the lovey-dovey phase of the relationship; that one where the initial butterflies fly away and you’re left feeling like ‘wow, maybe this is a forever sort of thing,’ and you still feel lightheaded every time Jungkook murmurs those three words.

“I love you, too,” you coo, reaching down to adjust his teddy-bear headband. Jungkook’s been growing his hair out. This was his last semester and he was determined to go out with a bang. For whatever reason, he had decided that bang was a mullet. You remember how confused you were when he showed up at your dorm at 3am, drunk off Fireball and excitement, asking you to cut his hair. You thought the request was outlandish and foolish, but you did it anyway, in your bathroom with eyebrow scissors. It came out a teeny bit crooked, and a tiny bit choppy, but Jungkook loved it, staring at his reflection with a big bunny smile and starry eyes. “But baby, this-” you tap on the headboard behind him, “-is up.”

He squints his eyes in defiance before complying. Ah, you’ve trained him well. A very good boy, indeed.

You’ve spoken, or thought, too soon, because after a few swipes of the plush bristles, a high-pitched ‘Appa!’ from your phone, leaning against your Kuromi makeup bag on the nightstand beside you, draws his dark pupils back to the cartoon. 

“That’s it,” you huff like an overwhelmed mother of three, yanking the device out of his sight. “Say goodbye to Aang. You’ve lost your Avatar: The Last Airbender privileges.” 

“C’mon, seriously?” He laughs while lunging forward, attempting to wrestle the phone out of your grasp. Giggling wildly, you toss it on the pink shag rug below you, out of his reach. The movement almost sends you toppling over. Luckily, Jungkook wraps an arm around your waist to keep you steady. “Bambi, you know I’m easily distracted.”

“But you said I could do your makeup,” you pout, batting your lashes at him.

“I know, I-”

“Don’t touch!” You shriek, preventing him from rubbing his eye.

“Sorry, sorry,” he apologizes through a chuckle, holding his hands by his head in defense. “Maybe I…” You deadpan him as his eyes scan around the room before, not so subtly, landing on your chest. Cocking his head, he tuts his tongue and grips the hem of your shirt. Shamelessly, he stuffs the nearly transparent material into your mouth, exposing your bare breasts. “There, just like that,” he whispers, warm palms grazing up your torso to cup them, thumbs grazing over your little diamond heart jewelry. You gasp at the touch. “You know, I still can’t believe you actually got ‘em’.” Neither could you, honestly, but if there was one thing Jungkook has taught you, it’s that sometimes, you need to step out of your comfort zone. Take risks. Especially when it results in the cutest little nipple piercings. “So fucking sexy…”

You feel his forming bulge poking against you. God, do you want him. But even Jungkook’s dick couldn’t derail you from the mission at hand. Raising an eyebrow, you lift up the makeup brush.

The tits really seem to keep him preoccupied. With a hand on his cheek, you feel his mouth hollowing, sucking your nipple gingerly as you lean over him and fill in his thick brows. Obviously, it’s a bit hard to focus. Every now and then, you have to tug his hair to redirect his nibbles back down to soft licks. 

“Okay,” you announce, letting the shirt fall from your candy-coated lips and sitting up, “what color?”

Out of the entire thirty-pan rainbow eyeshadow palette you’re holding up for him, he lazily points to the darkest shade in the top color. His favorite color, of course; black. You should’ve known. Your lips scrunch to the side in contemplation. Jungkook would look so yummy with a smokey eye.

So you blend and blend away with blacks, whites, and grays. Shockingly, your boyfriend manages to stay still throughout the entire process. You’re proud of him, really. He’ll definitely get rewarded afterward. And you were right, the final product is absolutely delectable. 

“Baby, your eyelashes are stunning!” You swoon. “And the smokey-eye looks so so so good with your eye shape.”

Silence.

“Jungkook?” You lean forward, gripping his shoulders and shaking softly. Nothing but the sound of faint snores reaches your ears. The little fuck fell asleep. No wonder why he’s been so good. You laugh in disbelief, picking your phone off the floor and snapping a few pictures to show him in the morning. Reaching into your drawer, you take out a couple makeup wipes and start cleaning him up. You loathe makeup wipes and only keep them for emergencies, but Jungkook looks so peaceful that you can’t bring yourself to wake him.

Next, you snuggle beside him with a spare blanket, unable to yank your comforter out from under his thick, muscular thighs. He stirs when you gently pull off his headband. “I love you…” he mumbles, still half asleep. It’s as if the emotion is so ingrained in his subconscious that they bubble to the surface, even when he’s sleepy and incoherent. 

And you feel the same exact way. 

“I love you, Jungkook. Goodnight.”

© chryblossomjjk 2023 [do not copy, translate or repost]

[your-goth-sis]

What jobs would ghostface,trickster,Charles and the doctor have in modern au? Like if they were not killers

What jobs dbd killers would have in modern AU

The GhostFace

As we all know, Danny is a journalist and I believe he'd either have this job or he'd be a therapist. And he'd be good at it too! He'd get in the mind of patients and identify their problems.

The Trickster

He'd be a twitch streamer!!!!! And he'd be pretty mediocre at it, not even that good. He's not very entertaining and the only good thing about him would be his voice, that it. His only purpose on the platform would be to get girls to swoon over him lol.

I'm jk btw, he's very entertaining and enjoys talking to his viewers. Girls love him, and that's how he likes it.

Charles Lee Ray (Chucky)

He'd be a butcher. He would enjoy butchering animals for a living, something about it feels.... Good to him.

The Doctor

Psychiatrist! He's very good at doing what he does and entering the mind of his patients :)

[baji-sideblog]

BAJI DROP MORE OF FAIRYTALE YANS AND SWAN DARLING AND MY LIFE IS YOURS ❗️❗️❗️

You got it! I expect your life to be delivered at my door lol jk

Little moments

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Arthur smiles at you gently leading you into the stables to help cheer you up.

“This is my favorite place it’s quiet and very peaceful.”

A loud neigh could be heard its hooves clopping against the ground. He sighs at the interruption and shakes his head.

“Well for the most part. That’s Fae he’s my trusty stead and best friend.”

Arthur holds out his large scarred hand to you once you take it he takes it over to a giant horse. It had long black hair and a beautiful speckled white body. Fae huffs and starts sniffing your head after a minute he starts pushing you with his snout.

“He’s trying to beg you for treats haha it’s a good sign he likes you since he’s immediately begging. Though don’t give him too much he’s a bit greedy.”

Fae snorts and walks away making Arthur laugh. He gently rubs your hand with his thumb as he shows you the other horses.

In the morning you were called by Caspain to come to the library. Arthur had carried you to it to drop you off since you were in your swan form. Once you were inside you could see how huge the library was. Books were scattered everywhere notes were covering all nearby desk. The prince was standing at a desk his well kept hair was a bit of a mess.

As soon as he spots you he quickly fixes up his appearance and gestures for you to take a seat.

“I wish to discuss with you more about yourself and your condition. As I’ve noticed you transfer into a swan when the sunlight hits you. But besides that you don’t have much else affecting you?”

You nod as the morning sunlight gently dances across your feathered body. He picks you up setting you on the nearby couch.

“For right now I’ll just examine your form to get a better idea of how you are compared to regular swans.”

He sighs and starts to examine your swan form. His touch was firm but delicate after all he didn’t want to damage you. He lets out a yawn it was obvious he was tired especially with the bags under his eyes.

“Well there’s not much differences at all. I’ll ask you more questions as soon as the sun sets seeing as I’m not going to get much out of you.”

He sits on the couch sleep threatening to over take him. Caspian pulls you onto his chest his arm laying across you. His blue eyes stare into yours as he gently touches your face. Before you know it the man fell asleep his grip on you became tight keeping you stuck against him.

Before you knew it you fell asleep as well and start to remember a memory before you were taken to the castle.

Mangus walks into your shared tent carrying a bouquet of gorgeous flowers.

“Hi love, I’m sorry for getting so shouty with you. So I got you these!”

He smiles at you trying to hand you the flowers but when you refuse you he quickly frowns.

“Come on take it. I’m trying to apologize so take the flowers!”

The more you refused the more upset he got, and before you knew it Mangus groans loudly the flowers combusting in his hands. His magic acting up due to his frustration.

“Fine fine! I’m sorry that I don’t let you go wandering off because I don’t need you getting hurt! Especially when you’re a swan all morning long! Ugh!”

He storms out the tent as the spells on his body glow and start to twist on his body. Carefully you follow after him gently taking his hand to calm him. He turns to look at you his grimace loosening slowly as he starts to calm down.

“I just don’t want to lose you… I can’t have you wandering off especially since we’ve talked about this too. While I’m gone you stay at the tent. I understand it sucks but be patient soon enough we’ll make it to our new home. Traveling just takes time…I don’t need anyone stealing my little swan away. Ok?”

You nod and Mangus smiles kiss your lips as he holds your cheeks in his hands.

“Good birdy. I love you”

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[angelyuji]

heyy guyss... how y'all doing.... anyway here are some elias thoughts sorry if these are ooc... i havent listened to tma in a month and im on episode 161...

tw // spoilers for tma, creepy boss bouchard, nothing too crazy actually which is new for me lol

im watching smallville and catching up on another podcast and also taking 3 summer classes.... what if i kms guys... jk ;)

also hey babe this is for u @soupyboiii

the only way to meet elias is if you work at the archives. so the very first time you meet him is at your job interview. he's not creepy in a pervy sort of way but creepy in a... horror movie kinda way lol you felt like he was staring into your soul but he was hot so you forgave him.

you sit patiently, waiting to be called. you needed the job, with your savings account running low and your degree being of no use, you’d be willing to get on your knees and beg for a job. ‘if im gonna beg, i hope he’s hot at least.’

“(y/n) (l/n)?” you look up to see him. ‘oh fuck, he is hot’ he tilts his head at you and you jump up.

“hi! mr. bouchard, right?” you reach out your hand to shake and he takes it. his hand was cold and you felt a chill go down your spine. he doesn’t move, keeping your hand in place. you feel an uncomfortable prickling on the back of your neck.

“follow me.” he smiles and lets go of your hand. you follow into his office. he gestures to a chair in front of his desk. once you were both settled in, he looks over your file and gives you a once-over. “what made you want to work here?”

‘crushing loans’ “honestly, i’ve always wanted to work at a library! it’s very peaceful and i love to be surrounded by books, so when i saw the job listing, i knew i had to apply.” you smile.

he hums, “would you want to work with people or be down in the archives?”

you pause to think, ‘i’d rather work with people than a dingy basement, i guess…’ “i’d rather work with people. i’ve had a lot of-”

he interrupts you, “i’m glad to hear. do you have any other questions?”

‘are you married? do you date younger people?’ “i can’t think of anything right now.” you smile and shrug, sheepishly. he gives you an unnerving smile and you can feel your smile falter.

“you’re perfect.”

you rarely see him after that interview and the few times you do see him, it'll be glimpses of him leaving his office to meet the archival team or back.

in my mind, the day that like really sets him forward on persuing you would be like a one-on-one performance review or smth like that (im definitely not taking this from a fanfic i started and never finished or posted)

he listens to you talk about how much you love the job and get into your head to actually see what you mean... and what you mean is "i wanna fuck this guy". that piques his interest so he asks you the million dollar question.

"would you like to work in the archives? i think they could really use your skills down there." elias stares you down.

"sorry, what?" you were surprised at the offer. you hadn't said anything about wanting to work there, happy and content with your currect position and paycheck.

"of course, you would get a raise and a couple of other benefits, but i would love to work more closely with you (y/n)." he stands and moves in front of his desk, leaning against the table.

'more... closely....' your thoughts run wild as you feel heat creep up your cheeks. "i'm not sure how i could help, mr. bouchard." you wring your hands in your lap. elias leans down to grab your hands, softly. you feel his breath on your neck as he leans to whisper in your ear.

"please, love, call me elias."

need him!!!!

he kinda reminds me of william afton like when i think of boss willy i think of elias

except boss willy afton creep factor leans more to pervert while elias creep factor leans more into mysterious boss who also raises the hair on the back of your neck yk? iykyk as they say

anyway thats all i can think of rn bye :)

[waittheydontloveyou]

Here have my brain

1. Piper says hi. Mostly I call him ‘kitty’ or ‘kee kee’. He sleeps and lays on me all the time. It feels like I have a sweet lil baby again and it’s kinda nice yall. We think he’s 2 months old now.

2. My face has been more dry/peely/red lately. Not sure if it’s the kitten or just my lack of self care honestly. It’s not new but it is worse. I have what I think is rosacea or eccema or both. I know my skin does better under different eating conditions and was absolutely perfect when I did keto a million years ago. But lol no

3. Trying ozempic. Just got week 5’s shot. Slowly losing weight. A few pounds a week. (I’m down 21lbs total🎉 just like 80-100 to go🤣 god that’s depressing). I feel like I can tell a difference in my stomach but i said that and the next day a patient asked me if I was pregnant so maybe I’m just imagining it🤣(this is a recurring thing, people asking me if I’m pregnant since gaining weight. It’s all in the very best place to store fat. My belly😒) sometimes I lie and tell people yes I’m pregnant bc I don’t want them to feel embarrassed for me. 🤦🏻‍♀️🤣 like when it’s a patient and imma have to deal with them all night it’s sometimes easier to just say yes so they’re not all weird for 12 more hours) anyways I’m 28 weeks and it’s a girl and her name will be Polly. (Lol jk)

Pros: appetite is that of a human. Portion control is done for me. Like I don’t even want to eat more than when I feel full. I FEEL full. Haven’t felt that in years since starting depression meds 11 years ago. I’m less nauseated than before starting it, I’m guessing bc I’m prediabetic and my blood sugars were shit.

Cons: literally none for me so far. I was nervous re nausea bc I was already struggling with that before. But it’s improved it. I still get nauseas sometimes but it’s even less than prior to starting the med. I started off at the lowest ever dose (4 units- max is 45 I think). Todays dose I did 8 for the second week. Nice to know when/if things are stagnate I can move up. Im doing this in place of weight loss surgery for now.

4. Weight loss surgery. I went to my appointment last week and honestly it scared the crap out of me. They were trying to rush it and make you sign contracts stating you’ll get a cardiologist, pulmonologist, nutritionist, psych, surgeon all to meet you and then monthly until your surgery and then see psych and nutritionist and them after and if you don’t you’re off the list and have to start over. Also I have to stop vaping and they test you and lol I’m here bc I have no self control lol. Also I couldn’t afford it. The only way I can afford the ozempic bc my friend is an NP and gets it for me.

5. I straightened up some and showered today. Where’s my prize?

[discoveredreality]

CHAT PLS DECO MY TREE :D (IDC IF WE DONT TALK MUCH OR WHATVER DO IT ANYWAYSS) (ALSO PLS SEND ME AN ASK SO I CAN DO URS)

BTW I HAVE THE SAME USERNAME ON DISCORD IF U WANNA ADD IDC IF WE DONT TALK MUCH OR AT ALL I LOVE NEW FRIENDS (IM DESPERATE LOL) BUT YEAH 👍

new intro post :D

ok the last one was getting really weird and chaotic so 😭

stuff u should know

i am a minor so interaction with adults is fine just no weird stuff pls

dms and asks are always open im fine with pretty much anything if u want to be friends pls say hi pls (im desperate loll)

sometimes i can't reply so pls be patient and if i don't reply in a while pls text me again idk but i swear im not ignoring u on purpose 😭

also if i do anything to make you uncomfortable pls pls let me know cause i'm kind of shit at social cues and stuff

dni

if you are racist, homophobic, transphobic, idk anything like that

also specifically if you support jk rowling literally get out

also if you hate on ships literally just block or ignore it there's no need to made a big fucking deal

or if you're just a bitch kindly fuck offfff <3

ok anyways lol intro post under the cut (not nearly as bad as my previous one yay :D)

about me :D

i'm ari (not my real name) (feel free to call me whatever tho) ✰ she/her ✰ minor ✰ ravenclaw ✰ istp-t ✰ cancer ✰ indian but i live in australia ✰ timezone is aest (suck on that everyone else im in the future :DDD) ✰ master of procrastination hehe ✰ i know english, shitty hindi and some bengali

fandoms :D

marauders ✰ soc ✰ drarry ✰ mcyt (specifically hermitcraft and trafficblr) ✰ kinda tma ✰ and kinda kotlc ✰ and more but i'm not into other fandoms as much loll

these artists could run me over and i would apologise

taylor swift (MOTHER) ✰ conan gray mll ✰ chappell roan omfg ahhh ✰ olivia rodrigoo ✰ sabrina carpenter ✰ david bowie <3 ✰ and idk a lot of other random stuff lmao

books and authors

harry potter (fuck jkr tho) ✰ soc ✰ shadow and bone ✰ kotlc ✰ inheritance games ✰ agggtm ✰ divergent series ✰ the selection ✰ powerless trilogy ✰ girl in pieces ✰ dictionary of lost words ✰ pjo ✰ more but i can't remember

karen m mcmanus ✰ chetan bhagat ✰ amish ✰ lauren roberts ✰ leigh bardugo ✰ and a bunch of other authors cause this is very short loll

userboxess

my pfp is the makowka picrew here

all the photos are off pinterest loll

the dividers are by @/saradika

[unhinged-summer-fun]

The State of Common Grounds

Idk lol

Jk I know it’s been hella long but like thanks for being patient. I literally upended my whole life in the middle of writing it and had used writing it to get over said upheaval as much as possible. It’s difficult to find that thread of inspiration again, the one that seemingly only existed in that liminal place of flux. I really really don’t know how to write this next chapter despite it being super fucking important and the best direction forward may be just handwaving a lot of it to focus on how Osha et al react to it. But that also seems to cheapen what I gotta do. It’s a very tight corner I’ve backed myself into and I curse myself for not giving myself adequate buffer space to parse it.

The problem is I just don’t feel smart enough to finish this fic to a satisfying end. But I desperately want to. So I’m doing a full reread and consulting my notes, and hopefully, I’ll be able to find the correct angle to take a stab at chapter 23. Even if it’s the wrong stab I’ll not feel too bad for leaving it bleeding out behind me lmao.

I’ve also committed to writing and publishing a novel this year so it kinda feels like this is the last actual fic before that takes my whole focus up. (Of course, untrue—I still have that sandman/AC crossover I’m plodding on with on my other AO3) I don’t want the magic to end but the magic is being fucking stubborn at the moment so there’s that to contend with.

Regardless she’s not forgotten, simply stalled. It only looks abandoned if you aren’t seeing it from my end of things. Thanks for continued patience folks

[acequinz]

Li Lianhua being stuck in between two men who are so openly and freely affectionate with both their words and actions while he has to put in a lot of effort to make sure to let them know that he loves and cares about them despite joking about caring on a regular basis to bullshit his way out or stuff is the most entertaining thing ever.

Cause Li Lianhua would be like: lol what if we kissed. Jk gotcha. *Runs away* When dfs and fdb are like ready for it.

And then at night he would be all: I wanna kiss them so bad but I can't. Cause now they are both definitely teasing him about it.

But then he watches fdb being all: a-fei is a meanie! And a bully and the worst person ever 😤

And then 5 minutes he's kissing dfs cause dfs looked at him with that adorable confused look on his face when he doesn't understand what antics fdb is upto.

And he wants so bad to join and he knows they will let him but HE CANT!!!! WHY???? BECAUSE HE JUST FUCKING CAN'T!!!!

Until they have him surrounded and unable to escape kisses that they give him. He still frowns and acts like it's such a pain but he will indulge them nonetheless.

It's a good both FDB and DFS are very patient and can pick up on the smaller hints like the right grip and the fake attempts to get away.

[7surreality7]

Surviving the VMin drought (again)

Why am I suddenly missing VMin so much?

Honestly the first half of 2024 sans Vmin (and tannies) wasn't as horrible as I had expected. The boys had worked hard and left us many things to cherish and admire and not feel their absence so intensely. I think I was gloomy the first two or so weeks after their enlistment but things started to get better afterwards. Excitement started building up when MUSE was announced and while patiently waiting for it, we got the surprise of our lives!

On Jin's discharge day, not only did we see all the members together which was true sight for sore eyes but guess what...we witnessed the daddy of all hugs, THE VMin hug which went viral immediately. No one, and I mean no one can ever come close in expressing love and longing, the way these two express their emotions towards each other. It spreads so much joy just looking at the two wrapped up in each other while the world around them became a mere blur for those several seconds. I mean I don't know about others but that hug added a few years to my life, haha.

Then, AYS ran up until September, and keeping aside the insane amount of hate generated online towards VMin because of whatever idiotic delusions of the Xkook ships/ haters/ antis. it was a bonus for Vminnies. To our great joy Tae was there too in Jeju and those three episodes kept us afloat in the middle of the year. Honestly watching Vmin in the first Jeju episode made me actually cackle at how easily and often they just drift away and get locked in their own bubble even with JK around who they both adore, treat like a baby and prioritize often. They kind of even snubbed him lightly inside the play area (whatever it was called) and made it all about each other the whole time. Watching them like this in front of JK (who seemed all too used to this kind of behavior from VMin) convinced me that these two are capable of making even God feel like the third wheel, was he to come in front of them, Lol!

I do know that something changed in episode 2 and 3 and Tae seemed a little aloof. To me it seemed like at least a 180 shift in behavior, from both Tae and JM towards each other. I have a theory off course it's just something that I think might have happened .(Nothing serious but sort of JM and Tae both realizing OR being reminded what the main concept of the show was and who/ what should be the focus and hence altering their behavior on the show to being less clingy and more aware) But, all in all AYS was great for Viminnies.

I don't know...something about October ending without a VMin sighting (or hearing/ reading anything from them as a duo) has got me. I was just hung up on last year's October so much that this year's October felt like a VMin anniversary. Of some kind. And when the anniversary passed with pin drop silence from the main cast I experienced withdrawal symptoms, Lmao!

I also seem to have come to a 100% realization there won't be any VMin sightings shortly either. Until their reunion in June, anyway. So I have no hope of any messages from Jimin on Tae's birthday.

Off course all this also sounds pretty selfish you know? And entitled, too? Like why would VMin feel obligated to write to each other on Soc for the fans (shippers?) They can very well talk to each other, write messages and see each other's face everyday and might be even doing it all, we just have no way to know. So, off course they'll wish each other privately this year but there won't be any SM posts. Unless...unless..we are surprised yet again just like it happened in June (seriously I am actually going to cry for real if that happens) but yeah gotta keep expectations super duper low. I have a nagging feeling the remaining months are going to be the drought we dreaded and need to find ways and means to survive this. 7 months of labor pain.

God bless V for his Christmas collab gift to us that's coming out soon. This is a kind of song which seems to be tailor made for his voice. I am so looking forward!

[kanmom51]

JK 3D TikTok with Mingyu

JK uploaded the new challenge after his live last night.

And we have Wonwoo telling us he's been their wingman - well cameraman, lol, for all their challenges.

Clearly they are good friends. JK and Mingyu. And with that, when a Mingyu comment about his haircut came up during the JK kind of shut that one down. Oh, and we know why now, don't we? People are just weird with "JK breaths next to someone so they must be fucking". And JK's answer was, not in these words, but the gist of it, "really? I have no idea. I should meet up with him. I don't see him all the time and most definitley don't fuck him." (JK most definitely did not say that, lol, those are my words)

But now seriously for one sec.

After their cute short live people were being so damn stupid, and continue to be. Then it was JK and Mingyu. And we know what came after 3D was released. This idea people have in their head about him. He's a hunk and a half. He's tattooed. Has piercings. Smokes. Drinks alcohol, like a lot. So he must be fucking around too, right? Because that's a given.

Get real.

Not going to rant anymore. Just this. Mingyu is JK's friend. A very good friend. One of the 97 liners. Eunwoo is as well. And they hang out and drink and eat and spend time together. With other 97 liners as well. They literally spent a couple of days in Busan together. Friends. Enjoy each other's company. They are all idols, all know the life, the struggles, and they are people he can spend time with outside of the group. Same age friends.

Why is there not an inkling of doubt about Tae's friendship with the Woogas, friendship, nothing else? Those men sleep together in one bed when together on occasions. But every single person that happens to breath next to JK, JK is fucking? Man or woman. Is he not allowed to have friends? Good ones. Those he likes to spend time with. With his bf there too, or without him being there.

People are just weird.

Anyway, we have JK CK head to toe?

And the GCF tag again.

Before I'm off.

I watched the live last night.

Some interesting things happened, and I have things to say. But I am going to wait patiently for the official translation for my post, given JK had a moment during the live. Said some things that I do feel I need to see the full translation to understand or figure out their meaning.

And yes, he chose to read out the Jeon Jimin comment again. And yes, that part was not translated. I heard it straight away, he repeated it twice. But no translation, lol. Anyway, I will probably repeat this in my post, but I don't think with him it's about how it's conceived here in the West, you know, the taking of your spouse's name. It was about putting both their names together. A little like Jikook or Minkook or Kookmin.

Anyways, will wait for the full translation. But I do believe that's how he sees it, and that's also why he's unbothered by it or why it brings a smile to his face. Anything that connects them, you know...

Golden promotion schedule was also posted overnight. Will talk about that separately, of course.

💜💜

[thistlecatfics]

hey, sorry if this is annoying but i just found your works today and fell for them completely. your descriptions of bellatrix made my very old fixations rear their heads again. i was wondering what your current opinions are on jk rowling? i tried to look here but only really found things from before her terf-turn and that’s what i’m really interested in your thoughts on. i’m just curious and will be very grateful if you’d be considerate enough to answer

Hello! Thank you so much! Definitely not annoying and if I ever got an ask I didn't feel like answering I could very easily ignore it or delete it :)

The short answer: fuck jkr. the world will be better off when she dies.

The long answer: Yes, I feel anger towards her (see above lol), but there's also grief there. These books (and the fandom but the root is the books) helped me so much as a kid. I loved them, and it felt like I could be loved back by them. When I did EMDR therapy for my experiences of incest, I used Sirius Black as a resource to help me through one particular thread of memory and one of the themes that came up for me repeatedly during reprocessing is how much fiction and storytelling helped me survive and how grateful I am for storytellers. When I was a kid, if I was asked which celebrity I'd want to meet, I'd always pick her. She was important to me. I'm sad. I'm hurt. It feels genuinely painful to try to reconnect with some of those feelings.

Everyone likes to mock her casual post-canon reveal of Dumbledore as being gay, but that happened exactly as I was starting to come out and actually accept that I was gay, and it genuinely, genuinely mattered to me, and I'm stubbornly resisting the urge to feel embarrassed about my teenage joy and relief now.

(I always say I had some practice with this feeling of betrayal because the other book/book series which was so important to me as a kid was Ender's Game and Orson Scott Card was such an extreme, violent homophobe, but it definitely hurt more with jkr.)

(I recognize I'm gliding over the genuine fatphobia, antisemitism, sexism and racism in her writing and extra-canon world building but I do think the transphobia piece is the central one here - the area where she's doing the most acute and extreme harm.)

The embarrassing longer answer is that I'm arrogant enough that I think I could pull her back to reality (and get her out of that mold infested house) if I was given enough time with her. I'm really patient and really convincing and I have a ton of empathy for women who have experienced extreme patriarchal violence which has shaped their political views - even in a way that disconnects them from reality.

I'm also someone who is put off by how in many progressive spaces there's the dominant view that gender is a playground, not a violent system of power relations, and so I can connect with her on that point enough that I can fantasize about helping connect her to the full humanity of trans people (and also herself because by dehumanizing others we dehumanize ourselves.) (there's a lot to be said about the unique balance of wealth and whiteness and gendered trauma (and social media) as creating a potent dehumanizing force.) BUT I recognize that's just my impulse to fix and rescue and want to recreate this safe adult figure in my life and it's definitely not fucking happening lol.

(I also have a lot of feelings about how the fandom tries to deal with the problem of jkr but this is already plenty long and you only asked about my feelings about her haha.) (but yeah in general I follow the 'no financial support of her - not even a little bit. not even watching the movies on max or purchasing anything that might give her a cent.')

going to finish off with this really beautiful short piece of writing from Chinese Canadian trans woman writer Kai Cheng Thom from her book "Falling Back in Love with Being Human." Her ability to lean into empathy and love is a north star I try to follow.

[spongebob-connoisseur]

What would Slappy do if he had his own Kid?

OR is Kidferatu already his Son-Figure? (not that I ship Slippy/Slappy/Nosferatu as Poly)

Tbh I do see Slappy as like an additional parental figure to Kidferatu. I mean he's basically already acknowledged as a family member anyways:

Plus Nosferatu is a count, and the nobility always leave their kids to be raised by nannies anyways so its likely Slappy had to play a parental figure to Kidferatu. Also the fact that Kidferatu doesn't seem to have a mom so someone's got to fill that role. (Btw who is his mom anyways? I can't help but imagine Nosferatu committed mitosis)

I think Slaps would be good with kids actually. I mean he already takes care of Nosferatu and is super protective. He took Nosferatu to the doctors over a simple case of the sniff sniffs. I imagine he'd be a very overprotective parent who perhaps coddles you a little too much lol. Some Addams family style of parenting peppered in too, ya kno?

I already have a million headcanons about Slappy being an overprotective parent figure who babies Kidferatu too much, much to Kid's dismay. He's embarrassing in the most motherly way possible but very good. Also very supportive and would likely let Kid get what he wants secretly (like some emo boy band cd or whatever) even after Nosferatu has said no. I do wish Slappy would show up in Kamp Koral, pray he makes an appearance in season 2 so my headcanons can come true😭😭😭😭🙏

I think Slappy actually does have the brain cells to be good with kids. I mean he can be a little head empty at times but he has the ability to be caring. He cares for a lot of folks (nosferatu, his pets, etc) there's also the fact that there's a trope amongst Lorre caricatures where they're basically a spooky yet caring family man (Gomez Addams is a famous example but there's also Mr. J Evil Scientist, and a few more)

He isn't the first person you'd go to babysit your kids but you'd be surprised to find it all goes smoothly. I think the kids would find his undead abilities more cool than weird. I mean the kids in Slappy Daze were more entertained by his undead shenanigans than frightened. Slappy can frighten kids but I think he knows when to keep it at a kid friendly level. The most frightening thing you'd get from him is broccoli lmao

I think the only issue is, perhaps don't let him cook. His culinary skills are better suited for the undead rather than the living.

Idk how it would work if Slappy had his own kid though. He's often busy taking care of Nosferatu. He used to be more independent in the Patrick Star Show (which takes place 10 years before the main show) but in the current Spongebob Squarepants, he could hardly go 2 hours without Nosferatu. I imagine working for a vampire slowly consumes your life so I doubt he would have the space or time to raise a kid of his own unfortunately. Slippy is most likely patient of such things but I imagine it complicates any sort of life plans they may have together. I guess it all depends on how much Nosferatu would allow. Slappy hardly has space for himself. He sleeps in a nightstand drawer😭😭 he doesn't have anywhere to raise a kid.

Speaking of which, are Slippy and Slappy married or just dating? There's a 10 year time gap in universe between The Patrick Show and the main show so they've been together for a long time in Spongebob Squarepants. In the episode FitzPatrick, Slappy did call the union of marriage as "smoosh two souls together into one gooey soft pulp" and Slappy and Slippy basically did that in the episode Tango Tangle. Omg did they do it out of wedlock??🤔🤔 jk jk

Anyways getting back on track, what I can imagine is that he probably loves animals and has a menagerie of exotic pets with Slippy. Obviously he has Esmeralda the sea spider and that sentient rain cloud, the vampire bat jellyfishes, and technically Nosferatu in bat form too. I also like to imagine he took home Mr. Stinky the skunk in the episode I Smell a Pat.

Slippy also works at a pet shop, I can imagine she LOVES animals and that's a thing her and Slappy bond over. I can imagine them just being an eccentric old couple with many many exotic pets <3 that's the most they could get.

[herotome]

I've been scrolling through your blog, which is great by the way but anyway what I came to say, or well write, is that almost every answer by jade or post tagged as jade just makes me go: This is uncannily me?. So I just wanted to ask how did you get inside my brain and who allowed you? - Jades long lost twin??

You see, anon, Jade is also uncannily me... We're all Jade here. 😔🎈

No I'm jk but lol I think she's the one most people actually relate to on a certain level?

Griffin is the part of me that operates at 200% and has enough spoons to rival a kitchen drawer - the part that makes good impressions, makes people laugh and smile and regard me with that awed look of 'I didn't realize you were cool.' (But like, I tap into that energy a few times a year at most, sometimes needing to rely on alcohol to access it, whereas Griffin has an apparent endless supply even when sober l o l).

Mia is my late teens and early-twenties, constantly second guessing, wondering if I was too much, unsure of who I was and how I came across, immediately regretting it every time I had a big emotional reaction; yet at the same time had such a big heart that was ready for love and to be loved in all of love's different forms, just didn't know how.

Dart is how I behave in public - guarded, dismissive, unwilling to interact, but with glimpses into an unwaveringly kind and patient nature that I dole out in cautious doses to people who actually need help. It's the part of me that's seen how people take advantage of others and knows how people can be cruel and ignorant, but nonetheless feels compelled to do the right thing.

Jade is my anxiety and my compulsion to put myself under review, under a microscope, the part of me that is all too aware of being Perceived and wants nothing more than to hide under the covers and sleep for a thousand years, to be away from everyone. The part that is so, so tired, the part that would feel quite done if not for Mr/Ms 200% egging me on and on and providing some levity and good humor.

I think between enjoying yet fretting over the unpredictably fluctuating nature of internet culture, living in an age of monitoring and security and scrutiny, and maybe even a general millennial angst, the Jade mindset has become very commonplace and therefore #relatable.

bonus-

Warden... uhhh. Warden is like... the part of me that's more instinctual - my first reaction to things, which includes my skepticism and my willingness to believe things at face value? He's my capacity for faith and for withholding judgement - even when he wonders deep down if he's making the right call. When placed in a position of authority, the wondering and overwhelm runs rampant. Tbh I'm putting him last because he's also a lot like Jade in a weird low-key way - the way they think is very similar, the way they express themselves couldn't be more different.

And finally, MC. As best as I'm able to write it, MC is my surface level running stream of consciousness. It's capable of deeper thought and introspection, but I make an effort to keep it on the crust rather than allowing it to descend too deeply into the magma (where Jade and Warden live).

All this to say I bet every character is #relatable, if you dig deep enough and see them in the right light!

anyway tldr we're all sharing a brain, we're all in the matrix

[personasintro]

i’m really getting sick of the negative asks. you’re so patient mimi because i could never. you guys really need to stop trying to dictate how mimi writes her story or responds to asks. some of the questions you ask are very leading and i don’t blame mimi for giving vague responses, because she wants to keep things a surprise and not spoil the book….who likes spoilers? what’s the point of her telling you “yes he’s in love with/falling for yn” some of you are a little too into the book. i know it’s a means to escape reality but please try to not let it become your actual reality if you get what i’m saying. it’s just like your favorite tv/netflix, hbo etc series. if there’s a big cliffhanger at the end of the season, you wait until the next season comes around to get your questions answered. you don’t go attacking the writers, actors and directors, you wait. please do the same for mimi. also as it relates to kiko, GOD KNOWS i can’t stand her either but i don’t go bringing her up every chance that appears. her and jk had a relationship. they loved each other and will probably always have love for each other but that doesn’t mean it’ll be same kind of love they had in the relationship itself. with time, they’ll move on. it’s not like they’ll look at each other one day and instantly fall in love again. with the amount of times you guys bring kiko up, i wonder if you actually dislike her or not.

please just be patient with mimi and trust her process. she knows what she’s doing and it’s HER story. if you can’t handle that then you’re more than welcome to leave and find another book that suits your needs…..maybe write your own. let the rest of us appreciate mimi’s hardwork.

not a lot of authors take time out of their day to interact with their readers across different platforms, so i’ll always appreciate mimi for that. i don’t just love her for her work, i love that she always engaging with us. keep up the good work mimi, you’re doing amazing. also sorry for the rant😅🩷

Thank you, it truly means a lot to me! Thank you for writing all of this for me. Getting such frustrating asks doesn't feel nice, especially when you can feel anger in them. I'm always up for a debate, whether it's positive or negative but ppl can always do it politely and with respect. This is my blog, it should be my safe place and if I don't want you in it, then you're not welcome here. I am sorry but this is my boundary and I'm doing this so I could still write stories and be here.

So thank you again! Excuse me for my rant :) I'm sure most of the things I said will be misunderstood by a certain group of ppl but who cares anymore. I would have to stay silent so they wouldn't have anything to say. And even then, I feel like they would still find something lol