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I ate some chips and now god loves me again btw
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Book Fiyero: *immediately recognizes Elphaba and stations himself at the backdoor to prevent her from evading him, stalks her halfway across town to her aerie (even though at that point in time she was only a college friend he hadn’t seen in five years), insists on seeing her again, instinctively goes to comfort her when she first cries, gets sucked into increasingly deep and fraught conversations with her about collateral damage and freedom fighter terrorism, calls her the “most individual, the most separate, the most real” DURING AN ARGUMENT, says he adores Elphaba’s looks IN THAT SAME ARGUMENT, doesn’t understand Elphaba’s “being born with a talent or an inclination for goodness is the aberration” comment because (implied) he sincerely believes Elphaba isn’t evil, changes his mind about the plight of the Animals all by himself but doesn’t mention it to Elphaba because he is afraid she would distance himself from him, buys scarves for both his wife and Elphaba even though only Elphaba likes scarves, is so concerned for Elphaba and her dangerous Lurlinemas Eve mission that he stalks her instead of staying at his club or just leaving town altogether, and is so worried about her that he returns to the aerie just to see her*
Also Book Fiyero: Am I in love with Elphaba?
#😭😭😭😭😭😭#wicked#wicked meta#wicked book#faeyero#fiyeraba#re reading wicked and i am crying#maybe the musical was right all along in making him the scarecrow#jk fiyero’s wicked smart no pun intended#i think he was protecting himself subconsciously from heartache#because he had sarima and the kids#if he got in too deep with elphie…well…#but sarima believing he was a little in love with glinda makes me laugh so hard. so off base#honestly the intensity with which fiyero just latched onto elphaba when he sees her again. real I'M NOT GOING TO LOSE HER AGAIN vibes#it almost makes me wonder#because it’s been five years dude#crope saw her too#but he didn’t stalk her halfway across town just to say hi#and he knew her for much less time than glinda boq crope AND tibbett. they literally had only (1) line of dialogue during the shiz years#don’t get me wrong#typically when you have to ask yourself if you love that person the answer is usually no#but i think in this case actions speak louder than words#no shade to musical fiyero btw he also got the sauce. especially bailey!fiyero oh god#but book fiyero is something else#‘my wife is from nest hardings’ ELPHABA WAS BORN IN NEST HARDINGS#he could have said ‘my girlfriend or friend or cousin’ but nooo it had to be wife#also the fact that he refused to sleep with sarima’s sisters or be unfaithful to sarima because he didn’t want to compromise his power#but then sleeps with elphaba when she sheds (1) tear#i’ll shut up now
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naw whos the crusty ass bitch who thinks its cute to take my ocs cause what is this
#''dergu zerghed'' thats the sound youll make after i hit u over the head with a mf frying pan#jk i just fukkin reported it man im so tired#even moreso they did enough digging to find the one where i threw freckles on him for an obscure ask like biiitch?????#got a comment on twitter abt how someone loved this character on spicychat and found more art of him and i immediately was out for blood#idc abt the cod fanart being thown all over every website i knew what i was getting into with that shit but my ocs#?#you take my oc my heart n soul ive been building for 10+ years slap some dumbfuck name on him and feed him thru a Fucking AI machine#thats whats rlly boiling my blood tbh fukkin selfish behavior#i went to investigate and i was on a waitlist for it im gunna kmssssss#i am once again plagued with the frustration of the major disconnect of people going 'oh yeah ai bad >:(''#yet falling for every single ai trap there is like some stupidass koala#now my character done been sacrificed to The Machine bc mfs too goddamn lazy to make real friends to rp with#aight the ugly bitch is tryin to take the wheel i gotta stfu
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post season 2 horny rant about elias don't click if it's going to upset you
MY HUSBAND. A MURDERER. who would have thought???
so it was him at the murderous end of that pipe. good for him
when i tell you i screamed when he walked into the room. i mean damn he can talk to me like that whenever he wants. HIS VOICE??? and that little evil speech at the beginning oooooh that's enough to kill me
maybe he didn't need to murder leitner as well but also who am i to stop him? like eurgh brotha eurgh but also ooooh baby heaven is a place on earth like that one remix that's on tiktok atm
AND because that wasn't enough, on top of being evil and fucked up he's also very powerful
excuse me but that's hot af. his place of power should be me.
(i have a thing for evil powerful men in case that wasn't clear)
#no spoilers beyond mag80 pls#the rant continues in the tags so feel free to not open them <3#you've been warned#no elias don't be a murderer you're to sexy haha#jk jk go on your murderous spree my love you deserve it!#bring me a souvenir!#listen my moral compass disappears when hot older men are involved#does he murder people in cold blood? yes#would he kiss my hair and hold me gently in his arms? also yes#who am i to keep him from achieving his sick and twisted little dreams?#he's a criminal that should be in prison and i fail to see how that's a problem#i love him sm#ik my brain is wired wrong and i'm delusional or whatever#something something my dad was absent idk#you should see my taste in women though it's exquisite#if you've come this far you can't be mad at me you knew what you were about to read when you clicked on the post so no hate allowed#tma#the magnus archives#tma spoilers#elias bouchard
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Woe...what a night.
The relief in his eyes when she said she wouldn't judge him so easily. The delight in his face when she said she would've taken it further.
The curious tilt of her head, thinking how he knew she got expelled, and with no hesitation she'd do it again. His reaction to it; the evident joy that he couldn't hide.
Then all goes to hell when he says;
"I knew there was a reason I liked you."
Her face softens as he says it. Thee Wednesday Freakin' Friday Addams.
It sealed it. A validation.
Someone liked how unhinged she was, a normie even, accepted her for who she is. He was different from the snobbish, insufferable elites she had met in the school she didn't want to attend. He gets his hands dirty and not like the Nevermore brats too spoiled to know how a coffee machine works.
And it all made sense at the end why she was so into him too.
Him being a normie was fine.
She couldn't have foresaw or imagine him as an outcast.
But him being both of two worlds was so unexpected, it stung. Everything he did was a mockery of her shortcomings, and they both knew it. Him more than anyone else.
As much as she couldn't stand the fact that being a psychic, a raven, and missing the most crucial part of the puzzle humiliates her to the bone, it didn't change the fact that, yes.
Yes. All was done, blood was shed, tears were wasted and lives were taken.
He was suddenly the monster wreaking havoc in town. Disemboweling bodies in the woods, lying as if it were walking, killed his therapist boy-monster.
He wasn't just Tyler Galpin; a part time barista, and a wide eyed boy ready to comply with her whims.
He was, and is the Hyde.
Walking freely in town wearing the same innocent face that managed to fool her and stayed out of her radar. With his bigot, normie, sheriff father.
All smiles and sunshine in the daylight, but at night the shadows consume him.
"Of course the first boy I'd kiss would turn out to be a psycho killing monster. Guess I have a type."
Yeah girl you have a type.
And it's a temperemental beast with a mind of its own.
And it all started with a cup of coffee he had made for her. And those damn words she held in the back of her mind every time she does something unpleasant or disappoints her family or the head of the wretched school.
"I knew there was a reason I liked you."
But this time, it wasn't Tyler Galpin's voice echoing in her shabby mind.
It was her voice that she tried to suppress as her ribcage claws out of her chest. Denying any hint of affection.
There is always an explanation why things are the way they are, and why people act the way that they do.
And it was in front of her all this time.
Even now that Tyler is splayed bloody in the open.
There it is.
The reason why she liked him.
#wyler#tyler galpin#wednesday addams#wednesday series#ao3#this may have gotten a little unplanned#but guess it turned out well#GIVE US SEASON 2 BECAUSE HOW CAN YOU DROP A MASTERPIECE AND DISAPPEAR FOR WHAT FEELS LIKE YEARS#the subtle acting in this scene tho 🤌#hunter and jena have the perfect chemistry together on screen no one should deny that#another wyler brainrot enjoy suckers#if someone can write more or continue this thread lol jk#this scene made me a solid wyler fan frfr#when he said that line i just knew they'd be end game because why else would have been that iconic?#there was no need for it to hit that hard it they're not gonna end up together okay??!!#okok I'll stop
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Me for the whole episode:
Me for the 15 seconds of sskk interaction at the end:
#This is a joke obviously. I wouldn't dare disregard the rest of Atsushi screentime#Everything else though...#Jk ajhbcflkasbv the Ranpo chapter is alright. Seeing Yosano is always a bliss especially in the new outfit!!!#I take issues with the sexism but eh when do I not#First time I watched I was like of course I knew the killer! I read Agatha Christie lol#(This is what happens when you have a mystery enthusiast mother btw.#I've always been intimately familiar with Christie and Doyle and Poe and whatsnot)#Nothing much else to say! Great animation quality.#Episode 2x11 is my favourite anime episode so. Yeah :') Looking forward to it#The whole rewatch has been leading to this moment#random rambles#Me when the scene changes and I hear Atsushi's voice: 🥰🥰🥰🥰💞💞💞💞😍😍😍😍❤️❤️❤️❤️#Edit: (It is 15 seconds. I counted.)
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I haven’t watched the episodes yet, but I asked my friend (who has absolutely zero knowledge of BTS or kpop, I’m talking literally does not even listen to pop music. She’s a lesbian from the deep South who only likes rap music.) what she would do if her girlfriend went on a trip with her friend, and she saw them like this:
She said, “Well, first off Imma cry.”
I laughed, and she said, “You really think that shit funny.”
To which I said, “I do, because they [JM and JK] said they’re just best friends.”
She looked at me like I was stupid and said, “Yeah, okay.” then rolled her eyes.
Then I showed her this picture:
And her eyes got real wide, and she said, “Yeah, Imma be heartbroken, because why would she do that to me.”
Conclusion, my lesbian friend who has not a single clue who Jimin and Jungkook are, assumed they were a couple. And her immediate reaction to the idea of her girlfriend acting this way with her best friend, led to an assumption of cheating.
So I’m not saying Jimin and JK are dating, but together, they look like what they look like. Which is far more intimate than average best friends.
#jikook#jimin and jungkook#and yes I did think her reaction was funny#because to people who do not know shit#about Jimin and JK’s dynamic and only#see them from an unbiased pov they really#do come across as a couple lol#I’ve even asked my siblings if they’d suck#on their best friend’s ears or plan a GCF#type birthday trip or fly across the world#for one day and they all say “not unless we#knew we had feelings for each other or#I had feelings for them and was making it#known I wanted to be more than friends”#so it really isn’t a stretch to think JM and JK#are at the very least non-platonic which has#been my stance for quite some time now
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when you've been telling everyone for weeks that it's extremely fucking important for them to show up to the union meeting and it's the day of and everyone's coming out with the extremely easily fixable excuses 🙏
#you knew about this a month and a half ahead of time and you fr couldnt be fucked to plan to be able to show up for 5 minutes#fr#i do not believe that this was impossible for yall#also everyones sick 🙄 this is what yall get for not wearin masks despite the fact that the news has been reporting high sickness for weeks#put on an n95 and come put your name on the damn sign in sheet#jk if ur fever really is 102 fuckin stay home i guess 😒#if people dont show up for this like I'm done. our campaign will likely be paused indefinitely and im peacing out#no longer doing 95% of the work for a bunch of people who cant sign into a zoom meeting or come to a BBQ on their day off
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Re: Round 3 - Bracket 3
#pinky and the brain#patb#pinky#the brain#brain#animaniacs best character poll#abc poll#pesto sweep#This video should tell you a lot about my sanity#you all knew what this was about#I didn't hide anything#these were the brackets from the beginning#you can't be mad at me for your choices /jk#still triggered from pesto sweep though HAHAHAH I was stressed so bad#this poll hasn't been live more than 3 DAYS AND Ya'll ARE OUT HERE IN THESE TAGS
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ahh why are they releasing the sprites out of order I thought I had time to do my speculation game 🤣
#litg s8#ok jk i knew i wasnt gonna finish in time#literally past few days ive been playing the sims so my drive to draw has been down the drain#that being said ummm claudia 😍😍#similar to what i would've drawn bc i dont think theyd have drawn a dark skinned latina#maybe i wouldve made her hair darker in my prediction idk its hard to say now that i know what she looks like lol
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wow they decided to copy yoongi almost exactly: concert lovefest for army and then dip
#when namjoon started getting all sentimental on sm and vmin got huggy again i kinda knew#i figured nj was waiting to go in at the same time as jk and jm (no brainer that they'd be going in together)#and thinking on it i can't see why tae would want to do this by himself either#logically if they go in together that's the least amount of time they're 'separated'#and also ups the possibility of them being able to support each other within their service#like if one is busy there's others on hand *and* the hyungs are still in place to start them off with advice etc#not to be too cunical but after the thing with jin i just feel like they can't be too safe or guard their backs too much#lol as soon as i saw the full shot of jk's place in the gcf i was like: well that means he's not gonna be there much longer#also jm dyeing his hair bc he's just gonna shave it all off anyway makes a kind of sense#but this ALSO means all the stuff they've been talking and hinting about is gonna come out WHILE they're in#bc hobi's stuff is already on deck and he has a plan for as soon as he's out and the maknaes won't want to trample#on the newly released from service hyungs' projects so the travel show rm and jm's music jk's korean song???#will all probably come next year and that after the fans have already had a docuseries christmas and new year#whew!#something about them sll going in together just hits me in the feels like ... just the closeness and protectiveness#and this way they can clock out of all the end of year ratings tallyings performances and comparisons!#bc they just deckared so they won't be going for a bit - they should have some time to settle things like yoongi did
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you ever just—
Warren overarm tossed the core of the fruit to Thrive, who, without looking, caught it high in one hand and atomized it.
—realize you've created a fucking DILF
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okie my mom got me to do a kpop catch up
so i’ve heard these songs: seven - jungkook cream soda - exo overdrive - i.m juice - shinee
#izzy.txt★#i like all of these lololol#no one quite understands just how happy i am that taemin is back#also exo's song is so good holy fuck#and i knew jk's would be good i have been waiting for a good bts solo besides suga and he didn't disappoint#changkyun really did cater to my music taste huh? it was so good#that slow down at the end scared me tho i was like do not play with me sir#and juice is so good i'm almost shocked it's the b side and not the title
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#i love sonezaki’s character development and how her relationship with her boyfriend is mad stable and she’s comfortable with him fr😭😭#tbh she might just be my favorite character#then momo after her#momo being straightforward and telling nina she didn’t fw that was raw#sugawara an opp and it’s crazy#i’m on chapter 29 now#these screenshots are from 20-23#izumi crazy too bro#i knew nina was gay#shoutout to her#i like home she got fed up and pressed the issue cuz they been takin her for granted fr#ion even know where the story’s headed atp#i hope we see whatever her name is’ baby by the ending🤭☺️🙈#she was so sweet and her bf was a lil nerd and it was beautiful#i want her to be my mom#jk….👀#o maidens in your savage season#rant#read
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deleted twt last night to avoid showcase spoilers woke up to a whole mess thanks elon guess i will just hang out here then instead 😔😔😔
#zb1#zerobaseone#is it so much to ask for no showcase spoilers?#but also it’s been less than twenty four hours and i think i’m going insane without twt#someone save me#you don’t know you’re an addict until u try to quit#jk i was self aware i knew it was going to be hard 😔
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I had one of those rare “I’m cuddling with my F/O and everything feels okay” dreams last night AND THEN I WOKE UP. *cries*
#jk I’m just happy to have one — it’s been so long :)#one thing though is in retrospect I could never see his face very well and that’s obviously because it’s a dream (and that’s common —#— not even my IRLs in that dream had their face properly shown I just intuitively knew) and b#*and B. obviously he isn’t real — though my head could have taken his stage.play image as him? idk but IT WAS SO GIKD#CRY I WANT MORE
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