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cheshire-silent-cat · 1 year ago

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Move my heart

Hobie x reader (Pt2)

What a crazy story line, I don’t even see Gwen like this but at the same time I do, I think she is very mistrusting especially in the new movie, anyways Hobie still remains my knight. I thought of this part of the story while washing my hair and because I yelled “Eureka!!” I got soap in my eyes and mouth, so take that as a sacrifice worth your likes, follows comments and all that good stuff. For those of you who actually love me, I’m fine Dw and for those who are laughing 🖕 😂. Jk love you guys and enjoy the story, pls let me know if you see any mistakes so I can fix ‘em.

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Arriving at the scene, Miguel and Hobie attempted to attack it head on, but were thrown out of the way, Hobie made impact with the solid wall, exhaustion taking over his body and he did not get up “Hobie!!” Gwen screamed, every plan thought of failed, this goblin monster was just too big, in order to keep Hobie safe, you used your web to leave him on a park bench away from the battle, the others devised a plan to manually push the monster into a portal back to HQ, and there they could try to contain the monster, using brute strength they all pushed the monster into the portal but it was resisting, roaring to keep them away, till this moment you had not exactly engaged in the fight instead you had been watching , you spotted a splinter at the root of the monster’s wing, you jumped on it’s back, “hey spider-belle, that is really not safe, get down” miles yelled out, you pull out the wood piece, and the monster lets out a huge sonic roar in pain, you pop down in-front of the monster and in tried moving back, it tried wiggling off but you were persistent, “easy….easy, you’re ok” the monster slowed down to your voice, “now, see I’m not so bad hmm? How do your wings feel” you ask hopping down and it flaps them frantically, then nuzzles it’s nose into your stomach lifting you up and you hug back “you are very welcome” it drops you down very slowly and you end up sitting on your knees with the beast’s huge head on your thighs “we allowed you go on a rampage, we must have frightened you….so much, I’m sorry, but it’s alright now” you kissed the beasts head, the beast stood up straight raising its huge hands to you and you climbed on, it moved you to its head and you both walked into the portal, you promised to visit and the machine sent the beast home.

After several hours, hobie opened his eyes, he had been laying on your thighs and he was completely embarrassed, his hands were wrapped around your waist signifying that he must have pulled you into this position, you were talking to him, he expected, you were cursing him for putting you in such a position so he pretended to still be asleep in order to hear what you had to say to him (in his sleep) but to his surprise you were humming, fiddling with the spikes on his mask, your voice was so sweet and calm he felt like he was floating, and you smelt like award winning flowers, and your waist was so small his face was buried in your open torso and to him your skin was like clouds he had never slept so peacefully, “oh you are awake” you sang and instinctively Hobie jerked up in embarrassment, “uh Yh Yh” he said looking away from you “how did you sleep” you asked trying to meet his gaze “feel like I was smashed against a brick wall” he said his thick accent attempting to soothe your worries “that’s cus you were tough guy, can you stand” you asked getting up from the bench, “don’t worry about me sweetheart I’ll be fine, I don’t believe in pain, that’s a fascist excuse for slacking off” his voiced trailed off as you looked at him with utter disbelief but you still respected him for some reason, “alright c’mon big guy” you place his hand over your shoulder, and Hobie stands up, he thinks of fighting your intentions but he couldn’t bring himself to refuse you and ends up going with it as you support a limping Hobie into a portal to his world .

“Creepy how you know where I live, love” he says, “oh this was a guess” “meaning??” “I was just going to keep portal jumping till I found your world” you both laugh and drop Hobie on his couch, you attempt to take off hobie’s mask but before you could reach it Hobie grabs your hand, and you pull back, resisting the urge to take off your own mask.

“Sorry… I’ll leave, take care of yourself ” you say stepping back to open a portal. “I got a shit ton is of pot and I don’t think I can finish it all by myself” Hobie said his hands waving around as though he was actually making efforts to look cool “pot as in weed?” You asked closing the portal, “love, I’m asking you to stay” he said in a condescending tone, “fine I’ll go start the kettle” you were met with a confused silence “what?? I don’t smoke and this place is freezing, you have your way and I have mine” you say looking away as you pour the already hot water into a cup of grass, as you are doing this Hobie gets up walks auto behind you and places his jumper on your shoulders, scared and blushing out of your mind you turn around to leave, now finding yourself cornered by him, his tall body towering over your small frame, both your eyes gazing at the masks of one another, and in that moment time stood still.

A few minutes later you found yourselves laughing at each others music and politics related jokes, making voice impressions and giggling like kids, you still had your masks on but both of them were raised above their mouth and noses as they smoked and drank the pot, although you were both pretty high, every time you drank your tea, you made a subtly unimpressed facial expression, “so how is it” he gestured to the tea, “it’s an acquired taste” you giggled, “so it’s shit” he asks “what? No” with that he picks the cup out of your hands and try out the tea, “I was right, try this” he says holding a blunt to your lips, “I’m not sure I’ll be good at it” you say attempting to slide away from him, he snakes his hand around your waist to stop you, reluctantly to take the blunt in between your lips.

See this wasn’t your first time smoking pot but you weren’t sure if it would be up to his standards, after a few drags you got up, “I should be on my way home now” you giggled, “nah nah, no portal jumping, under the influence”, “I’ll be fine tough guy-“ he got up pulling you to him and kissing you out of the blue.

The next morning, you woke in hobie’s room, wearing his jumper over your suit, next to you he was still sleeping, with his mask on revealing his nose and mouth, flashes of last night resurfaced in your memory, and you suddenly felt the urge to leave, not just because you didn’t know how much time had passed in your own world but because it had been a while since you had last kissed a person and you were not trying to catch feelings for someone you knew wouldn’t feel the same way. You snuck out of hobie’s room, gently closing the door after you, now turning around to leave, you are met with gwen’s harsh gaze, of course you did not know how to feel, she had been judging you from the moment she met you, not because she didn’t like you, it was because she did not trust you, she was used to being the only girl in the friend group, the only girl around Hobie, and not having another girl around one of her closest friends especially this super skilled, super sexy beloved spider person that is now wearing her friends jumper that she usually wears, sleeping in a home she usually sleeps in. The silence is loud, so loud that the uncomfortable atmosphere manages to wake Hobie up, a shirtless but masked Hobie walks out of his room and at that same time a portal opens and out of it appears Miles and pavitr, “hey gwenny, you’ve met y/n AKA spider belle” he says snaking his arm around your waist in attempt to dim the awkward atmosphere, “hang on, she slept here” Gwen asked sounding a tad bit ruder than usual considering the fact she was talking like you were not in the room, Hobie might be a punk but he is still a respectful gentleman which also means he won’t take shit like that, in an annoyed and defensive tone he responds to Gwen “yeah what of it”.

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venusiangguk · 4 years ago

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gold rush | jjk (m)

>>pairing: jungkook x reader

>>genre: pwp, smut, college au (kinda), established relationship

>>word count: 5k+

>>warnings: oral (m/f), fingering (f), phone sex, normal sex, explicit sex, slapping tits, slapping, crying, degrading, dirty talk, all the sex stuff, jks a lil mean and condescending but it’s very cool and sexy

>>notes: hello! this is my first post on here :) it’s part of a longer scenario i’m just seeing how it’s received before posting the full length version~~

>>summary: jk comes back from a weekend away and he wants to show you just how much he missed you.

pt. 1 | pt. 2 | pt. 3

It’s a Saturday night and you’re laying in your boyfriends dorm room bed by yourself. You’re bored and alone because Jeongguk had an away tournament that was far enough to warrant a hotel for the weekend. Typically you would have tagged along like many of the students at your university, but you had had a test on Friday that you couldn’t miss. Which is why you found yourself wrapped in one of his t shirts, under his blanket scrolling absently through your phone not really paying attention to anything much, just going from app to app.

Due to the lack of anything better to do, you boredly slipped your hand under the waist band of your panties. Not particularly horny... just passing the time you would say. You casually ran your fingertips over your smooth lips before yanking your hand out, being struck with an idea. You quickly type a text to Jeongguk.

you :

i’m touching myself rn

Short sweet and to the point. You nibble on your lip as you see the typing bubble pop up not even 5 seconds after it says ‘delivered’.

koo 🥴:

pics ? 🥺

You roll your eyes. Two years of dating and that’s still how he responds.

you :

no way

wyd rn ??

koo 🥴:

why not

i’m at dinner w my team

jimin and tae say hi

-insert pic-

You smile at the pic your boyfriend took of his friends. You were pretty close to all of the team but more so Taehyung and Jimin, seeing as you and Jeongguk would go on double dates with the couple quite often.

you:

tell them i said hi and that they should kiss 😌

Immediately he responds.

koo 🥴:

they said only if u send me pics 😌

You laugh before snapping a selfie to send to him.

you:

you didn’t even ask them but ok 🙄

koo 🥴:

ur in my shirt while jerking off ?

😩 🤌 🏻

pics PLASE

PLEASE**

You giggle and you’re about to respond when you get a facetime call from him.

“You’re so impatient,” You scold. From the looks of it, he’s in a bathroom stall.

“And you’re so mean.” He pouts. “Lemme see ‘em.”

You think about being annoying and making him wait more, but he looks so handsome and hopeful that you just can’t bring yourself to tease much. You grab the bottom of his loose t shirt and pull it up and tuck it under your chin. The cool air of the room makes your nipples harden and you grab one of your tits in your free hand and squeeze and shake it gently. “These?” You ask sweetly.

His eyes are hooded and he subconsciously runs his tongue over his lips before biting the plump bottom one softly. He’s blushing when he says, “Mhmm, they’re so pretty. Will you lick them for me, baby?”

You groan. “You know I hate doing that.”

He swallows, and fusses with his hair for a second before his hand goes out of frame again. “I know it just- makes me so hard, I love watching you do it. You don’t have to though.”

You sigh and grip under your boob, and do your best to get your nipple to your mouth. They aren’t small but at the same time they aren’t the biggest so its kinda tough, but if you really try you can get it done. Once you swirl your tongue around your nipple, you hear a soft moan come from your phone speaker and you feel it go straight to your pussy. You suck on your nipple a little more before pulling off with a loud pop!

“Are you hard?” You ask, a slight shake to your voice as you get more and more turned on. He nods. “Are you touching?” He nods again. “Show me.”

He doesn’t hesitate. He pulls his sweater up and holds it between his teeth so you can see his toned stomach as well as the bulge in his pants. He runs his hand over it, toying with the tip some, making soft muffled noises fall from his lips. His stomach tenses a little bit.

You put your hand down your panties again, and tease a little at your clit. “You look so good, I wish you weren’t so far away...” You whine quietly.

Jeongguk groans and brings his face back into view. “I know, baby. I can’t even stay here with you to help or coach will get suspicious. We are supposed to be team bonding before the final game tomorrow.” He rolls his eyes. “I’ve got to will this boner away and go back out there.” He sounds like it pains him as much as it pains you to finish off alone.

“Take it out really quick, just for a second,” You say quickly before he goes.

He scowls playfully. “I really can’t stay, so just a little.”

You lick your lips and nod quickly, rubbing your fingers on your clit a little faster.

He gets the angle right and unbuttons his pants and pulls his hard cock out just enough for him to stroke up and down. He groans once he gets a hand around himself at the same time that you let out a high pitch moan.

Jeongguks cock is so pretty. It’s fat and plump and pink. Shiny at the tip where he’s already leaking. He always gets so wet for you, just like you get wet for him. His hand wrapped around himself is truly a sight. His long slender fingers moving up and down before the whole hand grips around his girth. He’s thick and long and the thought of him filling you up makes you whine and your pussy pulse.

“Are you touching yourself baby?” He whispers.

You nod. “Yes, yeah... please come home. Right now.”

He hums on a laugh. “Show me how wet that pretty pussy gets for me.”

You swirl your fingers around your wetness before bringing the glistening digits up into view of the camera. He groans and his head falls back before putting the camera back down to his cock to show you how fast he’s stroking.

“You get that wet for me even though I’m miles and miles away? How slutty baby... How do you taste hmm? Sweet like when I last tasted you just a couple of days ago?”

You’re just about to suck your fingers into your mouth for him when you hear a door open through your phone speaker.

“Kook? It’s time to stop jerking off and participate in the bonding activities, Captain .”

You can tell from the deep voice that it’s Taehyung that came to get him. You giggle quietly.

“Yeah yeah, I’m coming give me a minute.” He says through the bathroom stall. He sighs, and gives you a playful eye roll like he’s exasperated.

“Don’t cum while I’m here, and be thankful that it was me that came to get you and not coach. Bye y/n!” He says loudly.

“Bye Tae!” You squeak as you hear the door close.

Jeongguk groans, but smiles lazily at you. “Guess I gotta go.”

You hum. “Guess you do Captain.”

He laughs a little as he does his pants back up, tucking his now mostly soft cock away. “I love you. Cheer me on tomorrow. I’ll see you after, but I probably won’t get back to the dorms till late. Are you gonna be there still or are you going back to yours?”

“I’ll wait for you. Score a goal for me, and text me later. Love you.” You smooch at the screen and Jeongguk does the same before the call ends.

And with that you are once again left alone, but a lot more horny than before the talk. So you do what any sensible person would do.

You pull up the hub.

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Jeongguk walks into his dorm room around 10 pm, and the first thing he sees is you, right where you were when you hung up the night before after your little facetime sesh. The only difference is that you’re wearing a different shirt, still his, and you have ice cream in your hand and your laptop set up on your lap a show playing in the background.

At the sound of the door opening your eyes find his and you quickly set your food down on his night stand, and fling the covers off your lap, paying no mind to the mac book that is now buried somewhere under his comforter, before squealing and flinging yourself into his arms.

He grabs you easily, bags dropping to the floor, hands under your butt to keep you hoisted. You wrap you legs around his tiny waist and smush your lips to his cheek and mumble a distorted, “I missed you.”

“Okay so kiss me about it,” He says back, eyes glinting and lips puckered.

You giggle, placing your hands on his cheeks, angling your head to slot your lips between his. He parts easily for you, and starts to walk you both back to his bed before he drops you where he found you. You bounce lightly and take a second to take him in.

He’s wearing oversized comfy clothes, grey sweats and a big white long sleeve shirt. His long hair is soft and shiny, falling over his pretty face delicately. He must have had a shower at the hotel after the game. He looks soft and oh so sweet. You just want to devour him. From the looks of the semi in his pants, he’s feeling the same way about you.

“Ah, already getting hard for me?” You coo, hand cupping him over his sweats. He pushes against your palm, unashamed. “You just got here baby.”

He shrugs looking down at you. “I couldn’t stop thinking about you all weekend. I had to rub one out in the bathroom room last night as soon as we got back to the hotel. Tae and Jimin were right outside.”

You nuzzle into the material of his sweats feeling his cock quickly become fully erect as you mouth at it. His hand comes down to cup your cheek, run through your hair. “I watched porn after we got off the phone.”

“Did you?” He asks, shifting away for a second so he can pull his sweats down, leaving him in his briefs. You see a little wet patch where the tip is. You suck lightly over the material and he moans loud and clear for you. He sounds so much prettier in person, over the phone just doesn’t compare.

“Yeah, came so hard. Was thinking about you and me.”

“Fuck. Did you make a mess all over my sheets?”

You shake your head as you slowly pull the waist band of his briefs down his hard cock. Once it’s free it bounces in front of your face, flushed and begging for your mouth. You stroke lightly while saying, “No, but I did find something that I wanna try.” You flick your tongue under the head and the hand in your hair tightens and pushes slightly. You part your lips and let him in.

“Mmm, you can tell me all about it once I’m done with you. I can’t wait any longer baby. Swallow me,” He moans, both hands going to the back of your head and pulling you farther onto his cock. He jerks when he feels you swallow around the tip. “So fucking good.” He sighs.

You let him have his way, fucking your throat a little, although he’s much gentler than he usually is when he does it, and he does it for a much shorter time. He must be tired from the weekend, or he must have something else in mind for tonight.

“Lay back baby.” He says when he pulls out of your throat, crawling on the mattress. He finds your discarded laptop and places it under the bed out of the way. You both remove the rest of your clothes before you do as he says and he settles down between your legs.

You figure since he got hard literally on arrival, that he wouldn’t waste time with teasing, would get right to the good part. But no. He takes his sweet time kissing, licking and biting at your thighs, squeezing them roughly in his hands. He nuzzles into your skin flicking the lightest lick over you pussy lips before pulling back and blowing a little. You gasp and roll your hips, trying to get him closer to where you wanted, spreading your legs even farther apart, presenting yourself to him. But he’s having none of that.

“Stop fucking squirming,” He groans before you feel his grip tighten on your hips. But still he doesn’t go where you want him, so you fight against his hold.

“Stop teasing then,” you whine with a scowl.

He bites at your inner thigh. “Hush baby.”

You huff and hit your tiny fists on the bed, frustrated and fussy. “Make me.”

Jeongguk stills and you gulp. He glances up from between your thighs, and he quirks an eyebrow at you.

“What was that?” He asks, much too calmly.

“I said make me.” You whisper poutily.

He sighs and sits up. You get to whine for just a second before you’re yelping and squeezing your legs shut. He just smacked your pussy.

“Shut up.” He says. He doesn’t sound angry, very casual in fact. He rubs his hands over your legs, easing them back open. “Y’know y/n, I had a very long weekend. Travelled hours to play 4 games in two days. Travelled hours back.” He’s running his fingertips over your pussy lips, smearing around the slick you know is pouring out of you. You shiver. You love it when he gets like this. You love it every time your guys are together, but when he’s extremely one way or the other, extremely dominant or extremely submissive? It just makes your entire body burn and your pussy ache. “I even scored a goal for you in the final.” He glances at you, finally sneaking his finger between your folds, he grazes your clit and you shiver, legs spreading even more. “All I wanted to do was get home and take care of you... Make my girl feel good...” He’s rubbing circles around the little nub and your hips slowly start to rock into his touch, breathing heavy from the pleasure. His girl. Yes. You’re his girl. You tell him so.

“Really?” He asks. You nod. He hums. “That’s funny because all I see here is a brat .” He spits out, before another smack lands on your sensitive cunt.

You cry out, trying to close your legs again, but he holds them open. He settles between them again and says sternly, “Now be good. I’m going to do it how I want. Do you understand?” You whisper a tiny yes. He sighs like he’s relieved that you’re not going to be difficult and put up much of a fight, so he can finally do what he’s been wanting to for days. He pushes back on your thighs so your cunt it fully exposed to him, and he spits on it before rubbing his fingers around the sticky mess. Every time he rubs over your clit you twitch, but you’re trying to be good.

“So fucking messy baby. So gross.” He says sweetly as presses his tongue flat on your opening before licking all the way to your clit. He moans at the taste of you despite his words just a moment ago and your eyes roll back. He’s in a mean mood now. And you’re gushing for it. “You’re lucky you’re so pretty baby... because your little cunt is so nasty , just leaking all over the place. I’ve barely even touched her, and she’s dripping down to my sheets. How did you manage to keep them clean while I was gone hmm?” He doesn’t let you respond, quickly sucking your clit into his mouth suctioning it just a bit before flicking the tip of his tongue over it quickly.

“Ah, f-fuck-“ You gasp. You raise yourself onto your elbows so you can watch. He hums around your clit before he flicks his eyes to you. You whimper, squeezing your eyes shut before falling to your back again, not able to handle the gaze he gives you.

He pulls off and uses his fingers to open your lips and pull the hood back before making his tongue flat and licking slowly over your exposed clit.

“Oh my god- That’s- that feels so good baby,” You say between breaths. Your legs are starting to get a slight tremble to them but still, you pull them farther back, making yourself as open as you can for his tongue.

He hums and then smiles, biting at your clit gently, making you jolt. “Feels good baby?” He rubs his fingers all over your core again. You nod and he says, “Could have felt good before and not had spanks if you weren’t so fucking bad.” He swats your cunt again lightly, before sighing and kissing your clit sweetly. Your head is spinning from the switches in his mood but you love it. Love that you don’t know what to expect when he slides his fingers into you. He moans and rests his head on your inner thigh, watching as his fingers slip in and out of your heat. He looks like he’s in awe of your cunt, watching as it clenches and sucks his fingers in. He looks so lovely between your legs.

“Always so fucking tight, can’t wait to get my cock in here.” When he says ‘here’ he curls his fingers inside of you and your back arches off of the bed, and you moan his name loudly. “That’s it baby...” He whispers against your core before he starts to thrust his fingers into you, curling on the pull out. He adds his mouth and you start to shake. Your hands find his hair and you pull him closer, feel him lick and suck at your clit like its the best thing he’s ever tasted. He moans while he eats your pussy. And he has the nerve to call you nasty. He’s absolutely filthy.

“I- close-“ You choke out, relishing in the sloppy wet pleasure that his mouth and fingers are giving you.

He says ‘mhmm’ against your clit before pulling away to get out a quick, “Fuck. Yeah you are, cum for me.” and then he’s diving right back in, focusing on where you’re most sensitive, your clit and your g spot.

“There baby, yeah- fuck , don’t stop ,” You whine quietly as your body tenses. Your legs are shaking out of control, before the string in you snaps and you cry out. Your thighs close around his head and you grind your cunt into his face riding out your orgasm before it gets too much and your try to squirm away. But Jeongguk holds you there until you’re almost crying from the overstimulation.

You pull at his hair, begging him to stop, and finally, he does. He pulls away from your messy cunt, and lays himself on top of you before kissing you deep, wasting no time sticking his tongue in your mouth so you can taste yourself on him. You moan and twine your fingers through his long hair, arching your body to get as close to him as you can. You feel him start to rut his cock over your sensitive core, and gasp. He’s so hard, you can feel him throb against you. He pulls away and grips his cock at the base, lining it up with your pussy before sliding it up and down, teasing your clit even more, mixing his precum with his spit and your slick. He focuses his frenulum on your clit, and his hips twitch. His head rolls back, and his mouth opens in a silent moan. He pulls back and when he looks at you again, he looks wild. His eyes are dark with desire and his pupils are blown. His hands grip at your body like he can’t get enough of you. You’ll have pretty little bruise blossoms all over your body in the morning. Finally, the tip of his cock breaches your center.

You’re so hot, and tight, and so fucking wet around him, that Jeongguk can’t keep the moan that falls from his lips locked away as he pushes inside of you. He pushes all the way to the hilt, you can feel him flush against your clit. Your mouth falls open in pleasure, but your eyes never leave him, the first thrust always being your favorite. Finally getting filled up like you wanted. You can feel him in your belly, heat pooling there as he lets you adjust to his size. Sometimes he likes press his hand into your tummy while he fucks you. Says can feel his cock splitting you open. You watch the man above you part his lips and furrow his brows in pleasure while he does his best to not go too fast, tries not to thrust into you wildly like he so wants to.

He’s leaning over you, hands on the side of your head. You run your palms up his sides, whispering, “I’m good, you feel so good. Give it to me please.” You lean up and press a kiss to his collarbone.

He’s quick as he hikes your legs up and hooks them on his shoulders. He rests some of his weight on you, bending you in half as he starts moving his hips. He pulls out to just the tip before slamming back in with one swift motion. Your hands claw at his back, the angle he has you in allowing him to reach even deeper. Gasps are punched out of you as he starts to set his brutal, sharp pace, not forgetting how bad your were earlier. He’s going to make sure you feel every inch of him for days.

“Oh my god, fuck. That’s so fucking good, Jeongguk. Please fuck me,” Your moans are high pitched and close to sobs.

He leans back some and spreads your legs wide, hands on your ankles to keep them open and he looks down slowing his thrust to watch as he slides into your little cunt. Your pussy is swollen and pink around his cock. He can see your arousal shiny on the base of his cock. “Fuuuck,” He moans as he closes his eyes basking in the feel of you clenching tight around him. He’s slowly pulling his cock from you, only for you pussy to pull him right back in. “This pussy was made to take my cock, huh?” He says speeding up. You nod and tell him, “Yes only your cock gets me this wet, this fucking hot.” He pumps his cock into you hard enough for you to get jostled, so your words come out in choppy and incoherent moans.

The way he’s fucking you makes your tits bounce, perky and pretty. He growls and leans down to suck a nipple into his mouth. You arch into his touch, cute little mewls falling from your lips as his tongue flicks over the small bud. You brush his long hair out of his eyes, holding him to your tit as he makes goosebumps rise to your skin.

“That feels so nice baby,” You say. It’s quiet and desperate, you head thrown back, neck extended and bared to him.

His eyes flick up to look at you, still playing with your nipples. He sees you bared in submission and can’t help the hand that rubs up your torso all the way to your neck. Just begging to have a hand around it. He pulls off your your tit, letting one of your legs fall to around his waist and you moan loud and long as the picks up his pace again.

Your favorite position. He knows how to fuck you any and every way, but like this he fucks you just right, making you fall apart in no time at all. The hand around your throat tightens at the sides, making the moans and whines that come out of your mouth high pitched and airy. The lack of blood flow to your brain makes you feel lightheaded and fuzzy, almost euphoric as he fucks you into submission. His free hand smacks your tits lightly, and you clench from the dull pain as they jiggle. Jeongguk swears.

“God your pussy is just milking my cock, not even letting me pull out all the way. Such a greedy , selfish little cunt. Can’t get enough of this cock filling her up.” He grips your hips with both hands and watches your pussy swallow his cock.

You giggle, soft and delirious as you feel the first signs of your orgasm pool in the pit of your belly, right where Jeongguk’s cock is pounding into you.

“You think that’s funny?” He questions. He grips your jaw and makes you look at him. Your cheeks are smushed and your eyes water from the hold he has on you. “You think being a selfish, greedy little slut is funny?” He presses against the side of your face, biting at your cheek like he just needs to sink his teeth into something to let out some of the pent of feelings coursing through his veins.

“I just love it. Love your cock so much,” You whimper.

Jeongguk pulls back so he can look into your eyes again. He looks at you mockingly. “You love it?” His voice is condescending and it makes your pussy drip. “You fucking love it?” He looks crazed as his hips jackhammer into your cunt, the slaps of his skin meeting yours ringing loud and clear throughout the dorm. Bless his poor neighbors.

“Yes, yes I fucking love it,” God you’re going to cum.

He feels how close you are, sees the way your legs are trembling. He’s moaning when he says, “Shit baby, show me how much you love it. Show me, make that little pussy cream all over my fat cock.”

You nod helplessly as your body jerks in his hold. You can feel your pussy contract over his cock as he brings you the precipice of your pleasure. Tears fall from your eyes from how overwhelmingly good it feels.

Jeongguk fucks into you a few more times, the last of your orgasm leaving your body, as you listen to the higher pitched moans falling from his lips at a faster rate than before. He gasps as he pulls out and positions himself over your heaving chest, cock right in your face as he fists it fast.

“Fuck, open you mouth,” He says, voice dripping with pleasure. You do, smiling, tongue out. He groans deep before his hips jerk and he whispers, “I’m gonna cum,” with heavy lust filled eyes. You feel the first shot of cum land on your cheek.

“Mmm yeah, cum all over my face,” You hum, blissed out.

He milks every last drop of his load out, and you suckle on the tip until he’s whining and shivering, pulling back with an overwhelmed, overly sensitive gasp.

He catches his breath for a second before he gets up and makes his way to bathroom. He sees you about to wipe the cum off your face and says, “Wait a sec.”

You sit patiently, criss cross apple sauce, cum on your face, eyes red and wet from the tears you shed, until he comes back with a wet wash cloth in one hand. He makes a stop at his bags on the floor and fishes his phone out.

He sets the wash cloth on the night stand next to your forgotten, melted ice cream and pulls up the camera.

“Smile baby,” He says, softly giggling.

You do, big and radiant, throwing up a little finger heart. You hear the shutter a few times before his phone takes the place of the wash cloth on the night stand. You reach for it to clean yourself, but he pulls away, wanting to do it himself.

You smile as he concentrates and gently cleans up his mess from your face. His tongue peaks out of his lips and you peck him. He stills before scowling with a small smile, and continuing.

“You look so pretty when you have my nut all over you face,” He says absently. His thumb brushes under you eye. “When you cry too.” He cups your jaw and runs his thumb over your cheek bone. “I wasn’t too mean was I? Too rough?” His eyes search yours. You shake your head.

“No I like it when you get like that, ‘s sexy,” You say wrapping your arms around his neck and pulling him so that you both are laying down. You wrap around him like a koala. He yawns and settles in your hold, snuggling into the bed.

“Okay good. You can be mean next time,” He sounds sleepy.

You scoff, knowing that you both know that when you take control it’s in a softer way. Degrading and being mean was his thing, what you liked. Jeongguk liked to be praised.

“Yeah okay,” You say sarcastically. “You’d cry in a non sexy way if I was even half as mean to you as you are to me,” You scratch at his scalp and he purrs.

“I’m sensitive,” He whines. Another yawn. “And sleepy. Shhhh.”

“Jeongguk wait,” You say.

“Hmm?” He says already close to knocking out.

“I wanna eat your ass next time.”

“Mhmm, okay. Now sleep please. Turn off the lamp.” He turns over, wanting to be the little spoon.

You know he didn’t actually listen to what you said, but that would not stop you from holding the ‘yes’ he gave you over his head in the morning when he’s more coherent. You flick off the lamp, and throw an arm over his waist. He snuggles back into you, fitting his body against yours. You kiss his shoulder and say, “Okay, remember that you said yes in the morning.”

All you get in response is a soft snore.

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and there it is! let me know if u want me to finish and post the whole thing! comments and feedback are appreciated!

part 2 here!

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mosshead-lover · 4 years ago

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Hey Bau<3. Hope you doin well. LOVE your MHA hc's and one shots. <3 Saw that you write for Shoto and Katsuki. So I heard a RP audio on soundC. All be playin 7 minutes in heaven thing. Sho & Baku get in to a fight about who the bottle landed on, cuz clearly they both want to be locked in with the reader. Would love if you built a smut on this. PLEASEEE. With valentine's day coming up, could really use some kink. lol. Although, I totally understand if you don't wanna write a 3some.

A/n: Firstly, Thank you💞. You guys know how to make my day!✨ Secondly, writing this took such a toll on me! I had such a hard time shifting from one to other. And you played the Valentine's day card. I had to write🥺 (jk, keep em those requests coming over, XOXO) Hope you enjoy reading it. And, A happy Valentine's Day!💝 🥰

The Third Way Out

~ Bakugou & Shoto x Reader

Warnings: NSFW, Threesome, lil swearing etc

Disclaimer: All the characters are aged up. They are NOT high schoolers in the context. Also, any underage readers, Shoo! Shoo!

For the safety of its students, the UA university had quarantined all the hero students in the Institution, rather than sending them homes. Especially the ones from UA High, who had a history of running right into trouble. Out of boredom, your class decided to play Seven minutes in heaven game. The typical bottle spin and people at the ends of the bottle point to will be locked in a closet for seven minutes and, you know the rest. It was all steamy and exciting till one end of the bottle landed on you and the other, between Shoto and Katsuki. Usually, Shoto would give in to Bakugou. It was just a game, after all. But, to everyone’s surprise, he kept fighting. Then, you were asked to pick one for the sake of ending the fight. Since you failed to decide, the rest called it a day and left for their dorms.

The next day...

You were just out of a refreshing shower after a run, drying your hair when you hear a knock on the door.

”It’s open!” You affirm, loud enough for the person at the door to hear.

”Hey!”

As the door flung open, You saw a familiar face, half-covered with the bi-coloured bangs. The usually composed Shoto was a little fidgety. He kept his face low, avoiding eye contact.

”Hi Sho, what brings you here?”

You try to sound normal suppressing the last night's memories.

'He must be feeling embarrassed about dragging a petty fight,'

you thought but, you hadn't made it any better by not picking one. So, you were equally embarrassed.

"I.." Shoto was about to state his reason and,

"You there?" Katsuki barged into your room, banging the already wide-open door. His mood was further clouded when he saw Shoto.

”What the fuck are doing here!?”

”I could ask you the same.” Shoto replied calmly, though it was evident from his face that he reflected Katsuki’s feelings. You sensed a familiar knot in the gut. You were once again in a dilemma that you couldn't get out of.

"I guess you have pick one of us, after all," Bakugou stated in a low voice, ignoring Shoto. You wore a confused look.

"The game... We left it unfinished." Shoto clarified.

"Oh!" You threw the towel on the bed and tiptoed towards the door, where they stood. You indicate them get in, close the door and lean against it as you spoke.

"Do I have to?" You tilt your head sideways, letting your damp hair fall over your shoulder. It took a second but Shoto spoke up once he processed what you meant.

"I guess I would enjoy watching you get destroyed as much as I enjoy doing it myself!" the corners of his lips curving into a devious smirk as he spoke.

Your face was a few inches away from Shoto's. You put your arms over him as he slowly starts sucking on your lips. You groove to his pace, feeling his silky hair. He ran his hands up & down the curves of your waist as if appreciating the feel of a forbidden art piece. You suddenly feel another firm grip on your hip. You were turned around in one swift pull. You close your eyes in response to your partially damp hair hitting your face before settling down. When you opened your eyes, you saw Bakugou, wetting his lower lip, not taking his eyes off you.

"He's not the only one here, Kitten!"

He pulls you closer and starts kissing you coarsely. You were bearly catching up with his kisses, you could feel Shoto squeeze your buttocks from behind, subtly grinding. Katsuki slides his hands inside your tee, feeling your bearskin. You lift your arms, making it easier for him to take the shirt off. Your lips part as the shirt went up to fall on the ground. You turn a little, reaching for Shoto's face, stroking his cheek and running your forefinger down his adam's apple to the first button of his shirt. You completely turn to Shoto, planting a few more kisses, sliding your tongue in. He does the same. Katuski unhooks your Lacy golden bra and graces his teeth on you bareback, moving up to your neck. He impatiently moves your hair to the other side to access the neck and starts sucking as Shoto helps you get rid of the unhooked bra and gets himself busy with your boobs, squeezing, nibbling and sometimes just feather-light strokes. It was kind of hard for you process everything that was happening yet you were enjoying it. You felt over the moon to have undivided attention from not one but both the guys you absolutely adored and dreamt of day and night. You were going to ensure they have fun too. You start unbuttoning Shoto's shirt. Once done, you take your hands back, to adore his chiselled abs. Shoto takes his arms off you to let you strip his shirt. While you were getting drunk on the view, Katsuki takes you in his strong arms, walks over to your study table and sets you down. You couldn't help but notice the growing hardness under his pants. You smile at how he was all riled up for you, not that Bakugou didn't like getting hard for you. He lets out a grunt of pleasure as you reach for his core, taking your time to feel his clothed manhood. Your other hand reaches for Shoto who now stood next to Bakugou. You take his hand and guide it your cunt. He slides a finger between your lower lips over your panties. You bite your lip at how awesome it felt even with the piece of cloth in between. Pleased, Shoto continues to tease you. It felt as though he was just letting you know the taste of your own medicine. You quickly unzip Katsuki's pants to reveal his massive hood.

"There, Do you see what you do to us? " Katsuki whispers in your ears. His voice was as sexy as ever.

"Our little slut is sure capable of building massive things" Shoto comments, half impressed at Katsuki's and impatient get his own out of the suffocating pants. Katsuki rubs his wood against your wet yet clothed cunt as you free Shoto out of his misery. The way Katsuki's tip slid over you clit was torturous indeed. You couldn't wait to get rid of the obstacle. You take his harness in your hand and start stroking, varying the paces, learning from his reactions. While you were at it, Shoto gets rid of your panties. He fingers you as though taking a dip in a sauce and licks his finger off.

"Ummm. You sexy thing!" He marvels at how wet you were and bends down to work his tongue on your pussy. Although, You lost control, gasped and even clenched your free hand whenever Shoto hit the right spots. You got always got back to jerk Katsuki off. You had to give in when you started hitting the peaks. Katsuki and Shoto now took turns eating you up & fingering while the other busy stimulating your other sensitive parts. Initially, you kept tab of who was down on you as the other explored the rest of the body but, you were bearly able to recall your name when you came let alone know whose face you came on. You were driven crazy with all the over-simulation. You moaned and breathed heavily, trying to calm down your body but, your core was even hotter and wetter, painfully empty.

You see Shoto settling down on the chair nearby.

"Come on Bakugou, Do the honours."

Shoto says.

"Too scared to go first?" Bakugou smirks.

"I just want to enjoy the show and let her show the best is saved for the last," Shoto replies, gently stroking himself, as though showing off his weapon.

"F...Fuck me" You let out a desperate scream.

"Just anyone...Fuck me already!" You continue, pleading.

"Tch" Shoto and Bakugou huff unanimously.

"You are in deep trouble, kitten!" Bakugou fills you, granting you the much needed. Shoto ended up enjoying you two fuck more than he had expected to, he too ended up coming as you two reached the climax. It didn't take him much time to get back a boner, looking at your dripping pussy and the way you lay there, anticipating his cock. It was Katsuki's time to step back. You were experiencing the best way out of your dilemma. The usual over-thinking you couldn't think of anything out of what was happening right then and how thrilled every inch of your body was.

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the-evil-authoress · 3 years ago

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GX Month Day 22: “Cupid’s Kiss”

Kiss, kiss, fall in love! Who’s your OTP? OT3? Show ‘em off! Let your favorite ships sail today!

So I found out tumblr still allows users to post written erotica, but by then I'd already said GX Month had to be SFW and it was a little late to go "jk! Apparently you can write p*rn just please don't draw it!" So my idol shipping s*x sences get to stay buried in my phone. Have some slightly kinky but still completely above the belt Fianceshipping instead! =D

Uh, warning for discussion of sex and a wing kink?

A tiny, high pitched keen gets muffled by the pillow as Alexis drags her fingertips down the base of each wing where soft skin transitions into smooth leather. The telltale sound of fabric ripping comes as he squeezes the pillow between his claws.

Alexis hums. “I’m gonna need a new pillow after this, aren’t I?”

A gasp as Jaden releases the pillow from between his teeth. “Probably-” The end of the word gets lost in another keen as her fingers glide back up and he shudders beneath her.

In one word, this is hot. Alexis shifts a bit where she sits on Jaden’s thighs, moving her fingers from the base of his wings to glide down his spine. His skin twitches and shivers. It’s a sight to behold. Jaden probably could have asked anyone and they’d have gotten the same reactions, but the fact that he asked her for help exploring this new...quirk of his fusion with Yubel- Well, that certainly says something.

Alexis would be lying if she said wasn’t a little turned on by this. Sliding her hands down his sides to the scales on his hips, she leans down to murmur in his ear, “Enjoying yourself?”

His hips jerk with another shudder. “It’s weird,” Jaden mumbles. “Yubel’s not really getting anything sexual out of this-” He buries his face back in the pillow and his next words are muffled but still audibly embarrassed. “-but I definitely am.”

Alexis hums as she sits up again, teasing his hips and lower back with slow circles. “So how hard are you right now?”

“Not really.” The way Jaden arches into her fingers makes Alexis skeptical, but then again this is Jaden so who knows? “But it probably wouldn’t take much to get me there.” A pause. The flush in his ears sends a thrill through Alexis. “Which is new.”

It’s a good thing Jaden has his face in the pillow; Alexis isn’t sure how he’d react to what must be a very pleased smirk that she’s failing to hide. Sliding her hands back up to the base of his wings, she decides to try something new, curls her fingers, and drags her nails across his shoulder blades. His wings spasm and one slaps her straight in the face.

“OHMYGOD I’M SORRY ARE YOU OKAY?” Jaden tries to push himself up and twist around but can’t get very far with Alexis still sitting on his legs.

Laughing, Alexis pushes the still flailing limb away from her. “Honestly, I’m surprised that’s the first time it’s happened.”

Jaden makes like he’s going to respond, then huffs and flops back onto the pillow. Stuffing spills out onto the sheet. “Can you do that again? But, like, all over?”

Ohhh, Alexis found another kink. “Sure.” Grinning, she presses her nails in and drags them straight down the length of Jaden’s back. His whole body shivers, legs shifting beneath her as she hears his claw catch and rip through the fabric again. She’ll have to replace the sheets too. Worth it for the way Jaden squirms as she drags her nails across his hips then back up and across his wings. They spasm again but manage not to hit her in the face this time. Gasping, he mumbles something inaudibly into the pillow.

“What?” Alexis leans in automatically.

Jaden pries his face out of the pillow. “I’m hard now,” he squeaks.

Ah. “Need to borrow the shower?” Alexis considers her options. What the hell? She’s into this. “Or would you like help with that?”

Jaden chokes on another squeak, burying his head in the remains of her pillow once more. The flush spreads down his neck almost tantalizingly. Enough time passes that Alexis is about to get up and retract the offer when, “Does this mean we’re dating?”

Alexis huffs. “It means whatever we want it to.” Hell, maybe this turns out super awkward and they never wanna talk about it again. Maybe it’ll turn into something else. Alexis is willing to explore the options and figure out what she wants along the way. Jaden is stupidly attractive with or without the wings, and she’s definitely curious what kind of expressions he makes.

Another silence. “I’ll figure it out later,” Jaden says, and Alexis shifts off his legs to let him sit up.

#gxmonth2021 #alexis rhodes #tenjoin asuka #jaden yuki #yuki judai #fianceshipping #ygo gx #yugioh gx #yu gi oh gx

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tartagliaxx · 3 years ago

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hi. i only got to play in inazuma today so here's me live reacting to the archon quest. it's a lil out of context tho so have fun trying to figure out which parts im talking abt. also, this is the only time i'm going to be talking abt spoilers for at least one week so... 🤷‍♀️

swordfish ii? cute.

Jesus Christ. and here i thought it was my lowest settings that made his hair grey… this poor kid. teppei i admire your determination but no… just no...

SCARAMOUCHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

IF EVIL WHY SO HOT

you know.... scaramouche could stand still and the air would get electrified. and yknow,,, that's p... that's p attractive

ugh im disgusting myself. and here i thought i still had an inch of sanity left in me.

of all people it had to be this little jerk

scaramouche is so fucking evil. i’d like ten of him, please.

man,, they expect me to dodge this shit? that’s the biggest l i’ve heard today. none of that shit. i’m bringing out my zhong and my sweet madames skrrt

sayu is adorable… i remember when i had hopes of growing up too… alas, it has come to this.

OH MY GOD AYATO CRUMBS. I AM LICKING THAT SHIT UP. PLEASE— HE HAS A SECRET UNIT. THATS SO HOT WTF. AYATO MY DEAR, PLEASE DONT BE A REGULAR ICKY NPC BUT WHITE HAIRED…

SNEAKY SNEAK. SNEAKY SNEAK.

THOMA OH MY GOD MY MALEWIFE. HOW HAVE YOU BEEN? also, sayu’s sleeping again. this girl’s got talent. is her circadian rhythm okay?

pains me to be the bearer of all bad news and no good news…

WAIT THOMA IS LEAVING NO DONT LEAVE YET I WANT TO LOOK AT YOU MORE

oh nvm he’s still in the background.

EYY WHATS UP AYAKA. YOU’RE AS FINE AS EVER.

i… i don’t like where this is going… i refuse to be the bait. i’m too hot for that. so spicy they’ll spit me right out

DONT VOLUNTEER YOURSELF LUMINE— GIVE ME AN OPTION OR AT LEAST AN ‘OH SHIT HERE WE GO AGAIN’ LINE

YES FIREWORKS THAT WOULD WORK RIGHT? PLEASE TELL ME THAT WOULD WORK-

oh thank god… wait... they… they wouldn’t ask me to be the one to set off the fireworks right?

UNFORTUNATELY NO. AFTER YOU BECOME A FREE MAN, YOU’RE IMMEDIATELY MARRYING ME THOMA ANJKFHAIGHLANGKLAHOFJLKAB

oh crap… i’m… i’m in deep.

HE’S BEEN LOOKING FORWARD TO SEEING US AGAIN EVERY DAY SINCE HE GOT THERE ANFLaglvbajlfblabvljabefva;bfalLJBLJDABVBAALSNADL tumblr user @tartagliaxx is broken. she is now irreparable. she has no regrets. goodbye.

ehem… what if… you and i… and hotsprings… together?? JUST KIDDING. PG-13 OVER HERE. NOTHING INDECENT WHATSOEVER MOVE ALONG NOW

poor thoma,,,

oh come on ayaka… cut us some slack… i just watched lumine wheeze bc of evil purple mist only to be dragged into 2 timeskips and an entire training arc. dont let her be yet another traumatized shounen manga protagonist… altho, it might be uh… too late for that…

oh dear… is thoma going to get another round of diarrhea?

OF COURSE. OF COURSE IT’S ME DOING ALL THE WORK. OF COURSE IT’S ME WHO’S RISKING MY LIFE ALL OVER AGAIN. GOD! GIVE LUMINE A BREAK. BEING A TRAVELER DOES NOT MEAN IT’S FREE REAL ESTATE.

hello yoimiya… still looking as bomb as ever i see……… mhm… gonna see myself out rn…

HELP MY SHITTY GRAPHICS COMPLETELY ERADICATED HER BROWS

oh god… are we dying because of fireworks? forget getting caught by the patrol… we’re about to light up an untested firework that was made to be a billion times more explosive….

NO. SHE SAID IT. SHE SAID THE CURSED SENTENCE. WHATS THE WORST THAT COULD HAPPEN? IDK YOU TELL ME. YOU JUST SENTENCED US TO DEATH YOIMIYA GREAT GOING still love you tho.

man… these patrol guards aint shit… i literally walked an inch behind their backs and they did nothing… its a surprise the rebellion still hasn’t won when they place guards like this in their ranks………. ok that was kinda mean i’ll apologize in a bit.

SAYU OMG… DONT WORRY I’LL SNEAK YOU OUT AND RISK MY LIFE willingly JUST TO RESCUE YOU. ILYSM HONEY YOU’RE DOING SO WELL

no, paimon. it’s not but we’re doing it anyway 🤡

NO ONE TOLD ME WE’RE GOING TO RUN. I WENT COMPLETELY OFF COURSE. first try tho 😏

HELLO THOMA. HELLO AYAKA.

HELLO SAYU. HOW DID IT GO? IM GUESSING IT WENT WELL BC YOU’RE STILL ALIVE?

oh no….. she’s worn herself out…. man,,, this is why you dont make convicts out of kids….

WE ASKED SAYU FOR AN INCH AND SHE GAVE AS TEN THOUSAND MILES. SAYU MY CHILD YOU EXCEED EXPECTATIONS

god, don’t remind me. as hot as the shogun trying to kill us w her blade was, i don’t appreciate almost getting murdered on screen (even if we most certainly have plot armor)

awwww is thoma worried about me uwu owo? dw i have like… a lumine w 6% crit rate by my side

sigh… i dont want to leave yet… cant i just stay by thoma’s side and not go to war for a change?

it was at this moment that tumblr user lei saw the wonders of being a housewife.

oh sara… my stars… i’m so sorry. i feel so bad for you but at the same time… this oddly makes me want to write a song for you ABJFJKABJABCABVABVKA I KNOW JACK SHIT ABT SONGWRITING WHY AM I THINKING LIKE THIS

well… there she goes…

oh…. oh….. yae is stealing my heart. WHAT DO I DO WHAT DO I DO (i have an alt for a reason heehee)

DEAR LORD. PLEASE STEP ON MY NECK SARA.

these guys got guts to say ‘i’m sorry ma’am’ to THE kujou sara.

oh old man… you’re dead. you’re so dead.

man… this old man is a simp? sheesh.

YES. GO TELL EM PAIMON. PREACH THAT SHIT LOUD AND CLEAR.

oh my god… is that dude dead? i probably should’ve uh apologized b4 he flopped down to the ground ig…

MAN,, SARA’S DOWN FOR THE COUNT?? tbf i didnt expect much but…. also, AYE SIGNORA’S SO ICY.

she’s calling me out for being a simp ;-; heart been broke so many times or smth

OH SHIT LUMINE SPOKE. MAN,, WHY IS SHE SO COOL.

oh… i love this part of the vow… im suddenly inspired to write… how about a wedding au? an angsty wedding au?

goddamn… it’s been nice knowing you all…. i dont think i’ll come out of this alive if signora went out like that…

WHATS HAPPENING? ARE YOU SAYING KAZUHA WENT THROUGH THIS BS? IS LUMINE OKAY-

DID THEY REALLY JUST STORM THE ENTIRE FUCKING CAPITAL?? THEY HAVE SOME NERVE.

FUCK OMG KAZUHA AHHAHFHAFHAHGKJABKASBGA IM TEARING UP WTF WHY AM I GETTING EMOTIONAL- HONEY BUN THATS SO HOT OF YOU TO DO

oh… oh it’s time for round two? haha… time to… say my goodbyes….

yo… there are actual tears in my eyes… like… idk why… but that cutscene? shit man… that hit me…

hm… i feel bad for the shogun… ultimately, there is reason behind every act no matter how horrid. no matter how unreasonable, the reason one thinks of is always justified on their end. whatever everyone else thinks pay little effect on whether the act is fulfilled or not. also, her little laugh? i’m extra deceased.

the animation's fire as always wtf

oh but my kokoro... oof... my kokoro... ugh...

I’M SO FUCKING DONE AJKFHAKJBVAK- WE BEAT A HARBINGER AND FOR WHAT? she should’ve just tossed that gnosis into the ocean or smth...

HAH OMG SCARAMOUCHE. WHAT A MAN. I’M- I WAS RIGHT OMG. I HAD A LIL THEORY AND ITS JUST SMTH I HAD IN THE BACK OF MY MIND. I NEVER THOUGHT IT’LL ACTUALLY COME TRUE DEAR LORD. so now ig i have to admit i think abt him a lot and he has a soft spot in my heart 🥺 he’s evil you see and you know what my type is? evil men or at the very least, men with the potential to be evil. ugh so annoying.

scaramouche banner when

bc i sold everything worthy of money in me (read as my organs) for albedo, i'll sell my soul for him how about that?

EYE- makoto huh… well… fuck…

it’s day 400 of being ayato less even if he’s like… teased a million of times (jk it’s like… a grand total of seven but thats still p high)

im so… sigh…

i wonder if i’m still alive by the time sumeru releases… at the very least, i know my brain wouldn’t be.

....we were literally a captain for like... one second. that is so sad.

#˗ˋˏ°• afternoon tea rambles •°ˎˊ˗#inazuma spoilers

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today-we-will-survive · 6 years ago

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The Very Best

Pairing: trainer!Jungkook x trainer!Reader ft. Chikorita and Charmander

Genre: Pokemon!au, fluff, crack

Word Count: 1.9K

A/N: This is the last of my Pokemon!AU series! I hope you all enjoyed it 💜

“What do you say, Charmander, should we stop for lunch?”

“Char!”

You smile fondly down at the little, fire-type Pokémon. It’s been with you since before the beginning of your trainer journey almost nine years ago. Even though Professor Oak gave you the chance to choose one of the three newer starter Pokémon, you were adamant that you keep your Charmander as your companion.

The two of you are making your way through the Viridian Forest. You came through hurriedly your first time around when you were eager to get to Pewter City, but now that you’re long past battling in the Pokémon League, you’ve doubled back for more of a leisurely stroll.

You love the forest. How green it is. How you can hear the calls of the grass, bug and flying Pokémon all around you even though you can’t see them. You’ve stopped in a small clearing, the blue sky cloudless above you.

“I think this is a good spot,” you say before settling down in the grass and pulling your bag off your back.

Last time you were here, you were so bent on filling your Pokédex with new Pokémon that you never really stopped to just listen to the forest. But now you do.

Charmander chirps contentedly beside you as you pull a sandwich, some fruit, and a thermos of tea out of your pack. Its eyes settle on a shiny, red apple and it chirps again. With a laugh, you push the fruit toward it.

Two bites into your lunch and a new sound joins the ones surrounding you. Your sandwich hovers in front of your mouth as your ears strain to make sense of what you’re hearing.

I wanna be the very best like no one ever was…

You glance down to see if Charmander has noticed too but the Pokémon is happily munching away on the apple you gave it. Then you look up, your eyes scanning the trees as the singing grows louder.

I will travel across the land, searching far and wide…

Now you find yourself getting to your feet, abandoning your sandwich in favor of squinting into the breaks between the trees. At last an obnoxious Hawaiian print shirt comes into view.

“Pokémon, gotta catch em—oh!”

You stare at the boy that has just marched into the clearing. His doe eyes widen at the sight of you, the lower half of his face covered by a white mask. You cock your head to the side. Why in the world was he traipsing through the forest singing to himself? Your Charmander is still completely preoccupied having finished its apple and is now chowing down on the sandwich you discarded. You don’t notice though as you continue to peer at the stranger. Finally, you open your mouth to speak.

“Were you just—”

“Maybe,” he says cutting you off.

“So…what are you doing?”

“I’m on my way to the Pewter City Gym to get my Boulder badge.”

“Boulder badge?” you ask surprised. “How old are you?”

“Eighteen.”

Just a year younger than you. “You’re eighteen and just now getting your badges?”

The boy clenches his fists at his sides. “I started a bit late,” he says.

No kidding.

“Besides,” he adds. “I’ve been spending a lot of time training up my Chikorita to be the best, strongest Pokémon in all of Kanto.”

You glance down at your Charmander that has finally finished your sandwich and is now standing beside you, looking at the boy with an expression to match your own.

“Best, strongest Pokémon, huh?” you ask folding your arms.

“That’s right,” the boy says. “In fact, I bet my Chikorita is stronger than your Charmander!”

Now you and your Pokémon exchange an amused look. A grass type stronger than a fire type? Even if Chikorita was a higher level—which is pretty unlikely—it wouldn’t stand a chance.

“Listen, uh…”

“JK,” the boy says quickly, his hands still clenched.

“Listen, JK, I don’t know that it would be a—”

“You afraid I’m gonna beat you?” he interrupts.

You let out an incredulous laugh. “Afraid? Not at all, I just don’t think you know what you’re getting yourself into,” you say.

“I know what I’m doing. In fact, I challenge you to a battle!”

Oh this poor, naive boy. You look back down at your Charmander again and it chirps back at you with a shrug of its shoulders.

“Well,” you say, flashing a smile back at JK. “If it’s a battle you want, it’s a battle you’ll get.”

The two of you are standing on opposite sides of the clearing, the amused smile on your face a stark contrast to JK’s own determined frown. Even though you can’t see his mouth, you can imagine it’s turned down in a grimace. Your Charmander stands several yards ahead of you and the two of you watch as the opposing trainer unclips a Pokéball from his belt and clicks the middle button to enlarge it.

“Go, Chikorita!” he yells as he throws the ball into the center of the clearing.

The familiar sound and white light bursts from the ball and in seconds, a Chikorita materializes in front of JK. Its own red eyes are set in a concentrated stare, one to match its trainer’s.

“Alright, well,” you say. “May as well get this show on the ro—”

“Chikorita, hit em with your Razor Leaf!”

What? You watch in surprise as the opposing Pokémon leaps into action, a throng of sharp looking leaves shooting from its back and heading right toward Charmander.

“Charmander, dodge!” you yell once you break out of your stupor. You definitely didn’t expect him to attack so quickly before you could even discuss the rules of the battle—ie. how many Pokémon you could use, whether there should be limits or restrictions etc.

Looks like he just wanted to get straight to it. Fine. If that’s how he wants to play, that’s how you’ll play.

“Charmander, be a dear and use flamethrower,” you say calmly, a sly smirk pulling a corner of your mouth up.

Charmander shifts on its feet, wiggling its tail mischievously before lurching forward and shooting a blaze of fire from its open mouth straight at the Chikorita. You watch JK’s expression as his eyes go impossibly wider. When the flames clear, Chikorita has the same astonished look on its soot-covered face. Then with a dramatic cough, it sways and falls to the ground in a slightly charred heap.

“What?” JK shrieks.

“Here’s the thing, JK,” you say stepping forward until you’re standing next to Charmander. “Grass type are weak against fire. As a trainer, you should have known that.”

The boy pulls his Pokéball back out and returns his fainted Pokémon to it. “I just thought my Chikorita would be strong enough. I’ve been training it for a while now.”

“Sometimes that doesn’t matter. It’s all about having a variety of Pokémon to battle with. What else do you have?”

“Uh…” JK reaches up to scratch the back of his neck. “Chikorita is kind of…it.”

“What?”

“Char?!”

“You have one Pokémon?” you ask.

“Well, I figured if I trained it up and made it really strong, I wouldn’t need any other Pokémon,” JK says defensively. “Give me a break, I’m still figuring this all out!”

You stare at him in disbelief. “You’re eighteen and just now becoming a trainer?”

JK frowns. “Hey, I’ve been busy!”

“Doing what?!”

“It doesn’t matter!”

“Obviously it does if it’s kept you from learning the basics of Pokémon!”

By this time Charmander is craning its head back and forth, following your argument like a tennis match.

“What I’ve been doing is none of your business!”

“If you’re traipsing around calling yourself a trainer and giving us all a bad name it is!” you yell back.

“Fine!” JK growls then reaches up, rips the mask off his face and throws it on the ground at his feet.

As he looks up to meet your eyes again, you feel your own widen, your breath catching in your throat. Now, this is something you definitely did not expect.

“You’re Jungkook.” you say.

The boy nods.

“Like from BTS.”

“Yeah,” he utters.

You’re horrified. This boy that you just annihilated and then proceeded to yell at is the same one whose face is plastered all over your bedroom walls at your parents’ house. “Wh-what are you doing in Kanto?”

“Extended vacation,” Jungkook says looking down at his hands. “We’re taking a few months off before we go on our next tour and I’ve always wanted to become a Pokémon trainer so I thought this would be a good time to try it out.”

At that, you unfreeze. “Try it out?” you ask and fold your arms across your chest. “Being a Pokémon trainer isn’t really something you just try out.”

“When else would I get the chance to do something like a normal person?” he asks.

He has a point and now you feel even worse. Add “reminding him that he’s never going to be able to live a normal life” to the list of jerk moves you’ve made in the past twenty minutes.

“You’re right,” you say dropping your arms again. “I’m sorry. This whole thing just caught me off guard.”

“It’s okay,” he says shyly.

The two of you are quiet, looking at each other as you wait for the other to speak again. You still can’t believe Jeon Jungkook is standing in front of you. Not only is BTS your absolute favorite band, but Jungkook is your bias. To see him here in the flesh is about as unbelievable as it gets. You’re tempted to reach up and pinch yourself but you’ve already made enough of a fool of yourself. At last, your fire Pokémon that has been standing beside you watching this whole thing happen nudges you with its paw. You snap out of your thoughts, breaking eye contact to look down at your Charmander. It tilts its head to the side and trills softly. The thing ate an apple and the rest of your sandwich yet it still looks hungry. Your own stomach rumbles and you throw your arms around your middle to try and muffle the sound. Didn’t work. Jungkook’s mouth twitches up into a smirk and you feel your ears grow hot.

“Uh, would you happen to want to grab some lunch in Viridian City?” you ask the idol. “I mean, since you’re already headed to Pewter City and it’s on the way.”

Jungkook’s smirk stretches further into that famous bunny grin you’ve only ever seen through a screen and you feel yourself physically swoon.

“Sure,” he says with a sheepish nod. “But I might need to stop a couple times on the way.”

You look at him questioningly as Charmander scampers back to retrieve your bag.

“Well, I mean, I need to build up my Pokémon cache, right?”

“True,” you say with a smile and take your bag from your Charmander. You sling it over your back and make your way over to Jungkook. As you pass him, you give his shoulder a playful nudge, turning him around so the three of you can start heading down the path again. “Gotta catch em all, right?” You ask with a wink.

Jungkook lets out a mortified groan and you can’t help but giggle.

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thestudyfeels · 7 years ago

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Ever had that weird feeling when you’re sitting (or peeing) and suddenly it’s like you’re losing everything? (I mean, ok, you’re losing your pee, lol). Everything just becomes too much, and you either prepare to cry, (bonus points if you curl up in a fetal position, ‘cause on the toilet seat that's practically gymnastics) or grab a bag of popcorn, your midnight bathroom snack, not caring that you’re going bonkers (I respect that, you da hood). Except for the buttered popcorn, nothing about it is fun, yet it’s happened to every single one of us.

To cut short this intro, here’s how NOT to lose your shit. It’s time to take complete ownership of your life (someone cue the dramatic music, I don’t have a stereo. #BROKE-AF).

Someone amazing once said “your brain is your most valuable tool.” That's true. Once you learn how to control your mind, you will start to see that we, being the dumb idiots that we are, over-complicate the simplest of things. You’re not losing your shit (but finish that popcorn anyway). Your mind just convinced you that you are. My wise friend once said that it’s either you directing your mind or it’s the other way around. Show your mind who’s boss and conquer it. Here’s how:

Don’t make excuses. Not only does it piss off Miss Honey and your dog (your dog has better things to eat, my dude), but it robs you of the opportunity to learn from your mistakes. As I always say, life is not a report card. It's never perfect, and it’s the little flaws that push you to aim higher. In the end, life is just growth as a human being (or as a basic hoe, like me). Here’s an example of taking full responsibility for your actions:

Action: You didn’t submit your essay on time.

Normal response: “I didn’t know about the essay.”

“My dog ate up my entire computer.”

“I was saving the world from zombies.”

Conqueror talk: “I didn’t get in my essay, for that no excuse is valid. I have learned from this and you can expect better next time.”

Miss Honey will be pleased.

I’m a firm believer that emotions hinder productivity. Now, don’t get me wrong, emotions are great. There are many things to shed tears on. Tris from Divergent died. Trump became President. You just got friend-zoned. It’s great to have emotions in cases like these. But when it comes down to getting work done, it’s better to have a firm control over them.

Imagine trying to finish that crappy essay 3 mins before your deadline when Sophia from book club comes up all like “Did you hear what Archie just said to me? He’s such a jerk.” That’s torture. Honestly, it's a miracle we get team assignments done because there is always that one friend who’s either crying over an ex or dying over how cute puppies are.

When working, choose productivity over pride. The reason being, it not only affects your quality of work by distracting you but also makes you the 90 year old grannie shouting from behind in the supermarket line. People legit fly away in the other direction when they see you.

But of course, in other cases, go ahead and release the waterworks. I’m still crying over Mufasa’s death anyway.

(I’m about to get deep, wearing that diving suit, alright). Conquering is hard. There’ll be days when you’ll feel like doing anything but that boring report Miss Honey assigned. Like, who cares whether the Nile or the Amazon is longer?

However, the mindset of a conqueror is so strong that the little demon called procrastination doesn’t stand a chance. You’ll see us partying the whole weekend because we already slayed ‘em rivers and hunted down those fishies Friday. Wanna join in? Here are some aspects of the conqueror mindset:

Procrastination isn’t allowed. We understand that procrastination not only wastes precious time but basically means partying on a guilty mind. We would rather be that person drinking all them shots than be Abby sitting in the corner, worrying about her calc HW.

Discipline. Every conqueror knows that things need to be done at the right time (and in the right way, of course). Playing slither.io is great, but if you’re hooked for 7 hours and your poor report on rivers has turned into a dust bunny, then mate, you are not conquering. Get up and get the job done already.

Time management. It’s 11:58 pm. Your report (lol, get a grip mate) has finally been wiped of all that dust, and you’re settling to start on it. You open the first page of the assignment and have a mini heart attack. It says: Due by 12 am, xx Feb ‘18). To become a conqueror, hence, you must learn to travel back in time. JK. To become a conqueror, it’s important to value time because it's priceless. A year from now, those hours you spent eating all that snake kill in slither.io won't mean shit, but if you grind, if you choose to work hard, then every single moment will be memorable and pay off.

So, how do you do it? Ok, grab your notebook, grab your cauldron, and jot down. Let’s see what we got here... ‘Add a horn of bicorn’ and just a little bit of -what’s that- salamander blood?” *Potion explodes* Um, sorry for that mess. *Waves wand to clean*

Point is, there’s no secret spell to becoming disciplined and focused. Put down that wand, please. I’ll explain.

If you truly want to take control of your life, you must know your why. Why do you want to? Maybe you’re sick of procrastinating and letting yourself down? Maybe you're tired of being a couch potato and want to get that ass to the gym? Maybe Abby wants to drink them tequila shots too? Because unless you really want it, you won’t get it. It’s important to know your why and let it lead you into battle as your motivation.

In short, you have to be a superhero (I choose to be Superwoman!) and learn to conquer your life before you save Kim from the fire. Your life is truly valuable, and here's a secret: If you want to get results you have never gotten before, you're going to have to do things you've never done before. Everyone gets the same 24 hours in a day, the same opportunities, and the same chances to follow their dreams. They just make different choices. If you choose to re-watch F.R.I.E.N.D.S. for the 58th time while balancing chips in one hand and popcorn in the other, our world will lose one of its heroes.

But if you do decide to put on that superhero cape, I’m with you. Kim, hang on. We’re coming for you.

Want to read more? Here are some related boops:

general tips for getting your shit together

loving yourself and letting go of negativity

understanding the meaning of your life

Well, it’s a wrap! I post new articles every week so you can follow me if you are interested in killing the game & conquering life bc I’ll do my best to help you in the tough yet amazing journey called life.

If you want to go thru my blog, I would rec picking your choice of post from my masterpost list! Or, if you want to read something insightful on your cozy Sunday afternoon while chilling under blankets, I would recommend reading one of my interviews. + You can also request a blog post! For that, leave your question in my ask box!

I hope you are well, stay strong and conquer life, you conqueror.

- Nandini (´｡• ᵕ •｡`) ♡

#getting your shit togther #*gyst series #unicorn studying #ref #studyplants #studyquill #moonshinestudies #artemistudying #uglystudies #cielstudies #studyblrmasterposts #obsidianstudy #athenastudying #nerdyign #thesmartstudies #natastudies #hinodestudies #hcmeworks #peace ^_^

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imaginashon · 7 years ago

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A quick drabble (mostly dialogue) of how Milo and Melissa met Zack on the Hogwarts Express, on their first year at the School. The actual stories I have take place when they’re all 13, but I’ll have some one-shots about Milo’s life leading up to his first day of school. This AU will have some inaccuracies with JK Rowling’s universe from her books, but that’s what AUs and parodies are for ;)

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Most of the booths on the train were either filled or contained children who were familiar with Milo’s condition. He was used to doors closing moments before he arrived, so he never took any heed and would continue onwards.

“I didn’t realize there were so many wizards and witches who went to school,” Melissa whispered in awe as she followed her best friend down the corridor. “Oh there’s a ton of us,” Milo said with a smile. “We just know how to look normal to the rest of the world. Some muggles could get hurt, scared or just treat us like freaks and experiment on us. At least that’s what Grampa used to say. He said they did it in the Great War.” “That’s horrible.” “Yeah, but you can’t blame ‘em. I’d probably be scared too if I didn’t know how to handle myself in the face of the unknown.” The eleven-year-olds continued down the corridor of booths until they finally came to one that was occupied only by a little boy and a cream-coloured cat, which was fast asleep on the racks above his head. He was quietly playing a game on his hand-held video game console, oblivious to the two peeping heads in the doorway. “Hiya!” Milo said, catching the boy’s attention. “Is this your first year at Hogwarts too?”

The dark hair child blinked a few times and nodded his head.

“D’you mind if we sit with you? There’s no more room in the other cars.”

“Sure,” Came the meek response.

Milo walked in first, his fluffy kitten in tow. The animal leaped up onto the seat and made its way across to the window, meowing as it did. Melissa followed in closely behind, excitement still in her eyes about her destination.

“I’m Milo,” Milo said, holding out his hand to the boy. “Milo Murphy.”

The boy reached out and shook his hand. “I’m Zack Underwood,” he said with a smile.

Melissa reached out next. “Melissa Chase,” she greeted. “Nice to meet you, Zack.”

“Pleasure’s mine,” Zack replied. He closed his video game and watched as the other two settled in, and then pointed up at his cat. “That’s Lucky Noodle.”

Milo picked up his kitten and held it out as he sat down across from Zack. “This is Diogee,” he said. “I got him in Diagon Alley.”

The kitten meowed loudly. Zack’s pet wiggled an ear and opened an eye, meowing in response to the kitten.

“I have a barn owl named Cuddles,” Melissa said, setting her cage next to her. “I would have brought my dad’s dalmatian, but he’s too big and Dad wants him at work with him.”

“What does he do?” Zack asked.

“He’s a firefighter!” Melissa said proudly. “The Chief, as a matter of fact.”

Zack raised his eyebrows. “You’re dad’s a muggle?”

“Yep.”

“That’s neat. Is your mom too?”

“It’s just me and my dad but yeah, he said she was too.”

“Cool, I’ve never met a Muggle-born before.” Zack leaned over. “When did you find out you were a witch?”

“When I was ten!” Melissa beamed. She pointed at Milo. “We went to the same school, but he’s always known he was a wizard. His whole family is magical!”

“My magic is sorta buggy because of Murphy’s Law, though, just a warning,” Milo said. He added, off of Zack’s confused look, “Murphy Curse. All the men in my family line have it. Means anything that can go wrong, will go wrong around me.”

As if on cue, the train jerked and the whole car jumped, sending the children bouncing into the air with yelps. Trunks, backpacks and cages crashed to the ground in every booth, and owls screeched.

Zack, having tumbled to the floor, shook some sense into his head and looked up at Milo. “Whoa,” he said, both in awe and in worry. “And you just live with it?”

Milo held out his hand and helped Zack up. “Yep,” he said.

“Don’t you ever get--” They hit another bump and went flying. Zack grabbed onto the seat as they landed again and tensed. “--Scared?” he said, beginning to get uncomfortable with the situation. “Curses are really bad. My dad says so. He works with them. He’s a curse breaker.”

Melissa gasped. “Maybe HE could break the curse on your family, Milo!” she said excitedly, bouncing in place.

Milo shook his head. “You can’t break this one, Melissa, I’ve already told you,” he said. “It’s just always been there. That’s what my dad said.”

The train bounced again. Milo pulled out three seatbelts from his backpack and gave one to the other two, keeping the third for himself. “They magically connect to the seats, so buckle in,” he said, snapping it over his waist.

Melissa happily did as she was told, although Zack did it hastily in fear of being tossed again. “This is crazy,” he said.

“You get used to it,” Melissa said, reaching over and patting his shoulder.

“You guys don’t get scared of bad stuff always happening?”

“Well, sometimes,” Milo confessed, as he scratched his scar. “But if I always got scared, I wouldn’t leave my room, and then I’d be missing out on all the good stuff life has to offer. And Magic just makes it even more amazing!”

“Where’d you get that scar?” Zack said, pointing at Milo’s forehead. “Did Murphy’s Law give it to you?”

Milo looked up at his M-shaped scar and shook his head. “No, I was born with that,” he said. “All the Murphy men have an M-shaped scar somewhere on them.” He held up his right hand. “My dad has his right here, on the palm of his hand. And my cousin has it on the opposite side of his forehead from mine. Grampa had it on the left side of his chest, and my uncle has his on his left shoulder blade.” Milo shrugged. “Dad says it means we have the Murphy Curse.”

“Were you scratchin’ it cuz it was burnin’?”

“No. I was scratchin it cuz I had an itch there.”

Zack leaned back against the seat, still tense. “I might need to think about all of this,” he said, nervously rubbing his hands together. “I kinda like to stay on the safe side of things. No offense.”

“None taken,” Milo smiled. “You’ve got the whole train ride to make up your mind!”

Melissa poked Zack in the shoulder, making him whisper “ow” and rub it. “In my honest opinion, I think you should consider spicing up your life a bit, Zack,” she said.

Zack seemed to take offense to this, and he puffed up his chest. “Who says my life isn’t spicy already?” he scoffed.

“You just said you liked staying on the safe side of things.”

“So? I know how to have fun!” Zack crossed his arms and lifted his nose in the air. “I’m not afraid to have some excitement in my life!”

“Well, you’re in luck then,” Milo said, just as the train made a nasty jerk. “I think our car just came loose from the rest of the train.”

Zack and Melissa rushed to the window and glued their faces against the glass, staring out to the end of the car. Sure enough, the train and most of the other cars were taking off without them, as theirs began to lose speed.

“What?!” Zack exclaimed, pulling on his hair. “We can’t miss the train ride! We won’t know how to get through the magical shield around Hogwarts! My parents are gonna ground me for the entire summer if I tell them I missed my first day of class--or ALL days!”

“Relax!” Melissa said, patting his back. “It ain’t all that bad!”

“How is this not bad?” Zack snapped. “We just lost the rest of the train!”

“True,” Milo agreed, “But the snack lady is on our car.”

He pointed out the door, and sure enough a little old witch was pushing a candy cart by, stopping in front of their booth while looking around in shock. She turned to the children and pointed at Milo. “You a Murphy?” she asked.

Milo beamed. “Sure am!” he said.

“Ah, that would explain it then.” She pointed her wand at her feet and two chains appeared, snapping her in place. She looked at Melissa and Zack. “You may want to get back in your seats, children,” she said with a wink. “Things are about to get a little bumpy.”

“Bumpy in a good or bad way?” Zack asked as he and Melissa did as they were told.

The old lady smiled. “My dear boy, these are the Murphys,” she said. “There’s only bumpy in an extreme way.”

“Omigosh,” Zack whimpered, throwing his hoodie over his face. “Why’d I let you sit with me?”

“Because you needed a bit of excitement in your life!” Melissa said, slapping his back.

“Whether I do or not, we still don’t know how we’re getting back to the darn train!”

Milo pulled out a book. “Life has a strange way of working out, Zack,” he said. “Also, today just happens to be a very windy sort of day outside.”

“What does that have to do with anything?” Zack said.

The car jerked once more, only this time propeling itself forward at an alarming speed on the tracks. Children throughout the car cried out in surprise, and some even cheered.

Zack and Melissa were yanked forward, and would have fallen off of their seats had they not been buckled in. Milo only sunk into his seat, eyes on his book as he turned the page. “It means younger dragons are practicing flying,” Milo replied without looking up.

Zack’s eyes widened again, only this time, not in horror. Milo looked up momentarily to see his reaction, grinned and pointed out the window. As all eyes turned towards it, a young dragon soared clumsily by, roaring like a baby lion, flapping its wings as hard as it could. Two more followed it.

“The gusts of wind from their wings are propelling us forwards fast enough that we’ll be back on the train in no time,” Milo said, going back to his book.

Zack squeaked. “Dragons?” he whispered in awe.

Milo laughed on the inside. Zack was a very anxious boy, and it may take him time to warm up to Murphy’s Law, but this was a sign that their meeting was heading in the right direction.

Now to get through the school year without losing either of them.

#imaginashon #milo murphy's law #mml #mml hogwarts au #stories #milo murphy #melissa chase #zack underwood #diogee #hogwarts #hp

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hotdogjumpingfrog5 · 7 years ago

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I was tagged by: @edwardtheloser ty lovely x

1. last drink?: Water 💧

2: last phone call?: Mum

3. last text message?: "I will pay for it at chapters”

4. last song you listened to?: Love Shack I think? haha

5. last time you cried?: Sunday

6. dated someone twice?: Dude I haven’t even dated anyone once

7. kissed someone and regretted it: I just said I didn’t 🙄🙄

8. been cheated one?: I SAID I never had a relationship so NOOOO

9. lost someone special?: HOLY MOLY I’VE NEVER DATED

10. been depressed?: A few times

11. gotten drunk and thrown up?: Nooo but on New Years Day I drank like half or 3/4 of a glass of wine and got a headache and felt slightly queasy. So, close I guess XD

Fave colors

12. Yellow

13. Green

14. Rose Gold (aka millennial pink)

15. made new friends?: Yeah definitely in the past few years XD

16. fallen out of love?: Never been in love. But I have fancied people before XD

17. laughed until you cried?: Many times 😂

18. found out someone was talking about you?: Mhmm.

19. met someone who changed you?: I don’t know?

20. found out who your friends are?: Yep and they’re amazing 💕

21. kissed someone on your facebook friends list?: My relatives.

general:

22. how many of your facebook friends do you know irl?: Like 96% of them. Most of them are friends, family, people I went to school with, acquaintances, etc.

23. do you have any pets?: A cat and a doge

24. do you want to change your name?: Nah, Emma is a cool name

25. what did you do for your last birthday?: Visited this island just outside our town, it was not too bad

26. what time did you wake up today?: Sometime after 7 am

27. what were you doing at midnight last night?: Sleeping 😴

28. what is something that you can’t wait for?: Graduate uni, and travel to quite a few places

30. what are you listening to right now? Nothing haha

31. have you ever talked to a person named tom?: Idk

32. something getting on your nerves?: Not rn

33. most visited website?: Facebook, Tumblr, YouTube

34. hair color?: Brown

35. long or short hair: Medium

36. do you have a crush on someone?: Haven’t in quite a while

37. what do you like about yourself?: Eyes 👀, humour, loyalty, etc. I’m the sexiest girl in the world 💁🏻‍♀️

38. want any piercings: Meh not rlly, already have the ears done. I did consider getting me nose pierced a few times tho

39. blood type: I dunno

40. nicknames: I don’t really have any, but there are Em, Ems, Emma the dilemma, etc

41. relationship status: Single affff

42. zodiac: Leo ♌️🦁

43. pronouns: Wha

44. fave tv show: Stranger Things, duh. I’m also rewatching Shake It Up

45. tattoos: None, but I have thought about getting small ones (especially the 011 on the forearm)

46. right or left handed: Right

47. ever had surgery: No

48 . piercings: Ears

49. sport: I like dancing, swimming, basketball, and tennis is cool.

50. vacation: I’ve only been to Florida, Toronto/Niagra Falls, and the maritimes of Canada. Wonder where I’ll go this summer 🤔. Tbh I really want to see just about every place in Europe, few places in Africa, Australia, New York, etc.

51. trainers: No.

more general

52. eating: Jus had some cheese

53. drinking: Might have some hot chocolate soon

54. im about to watch: Porn. Jk, YouTube videos.

55. waiting for: I dunno

56. want: I dunno

57. get married?: Nah.

58. career: No idea. Rn I’m studying anthropology and minoring in folklore, it’s cool 😎

59. hugs or kisses: Hugs x

60. lips or eyes: Lays yucks. 👀

61. shorter or taller: Dm, tall is good tho.

62. older or younger: Also don’t matter, but I do like 2-5 years older 👀

63. nice arms or stomach: Idk??

64. hookup or relationship: Relationship

65. troublemaker or hesitant: Idk, more hesitant I suppose 😂

66. kissed a stranger: Ya your mum

67. drank hard liquor: Yes, i still would but i get hella nervous about it (im a stoner not a drinker eeeeh)

68. Lost glasses: Nope

69. turned someone down: Yeah actually 😂, once in grade 6 (because they were a jerk and no one liked them because of it), another in grade 7 (also a jerk), another in grade 8 (just wasn’t interested), also thought all of them were joking (and I wasn’t ready to date even). And for the first time in a long while some rando at uni last year (we didn’t even know each other for 20 mins and he asked for my number and was kind of creepy?)

70. sex on the first date: I’d rather not

71. broken someones heart: Don’t think so

72. had your heart broken: No

73. been arrested: No

74. cried when someone died: Yes

75. fallen for a friend: Not rlly

do you believe in…

76. yourself: Yes!

77. miracles: Yes

78. love at first sight: So/so

79. santa clause: Ofc.

80. kiss on a first date: Idk?

81. Angels? Yes. I am one.

82. best friend’s name: I have more than one.

83. eye color: Blue

84. fave movie: It or Moana

85. fave actor: Tbh anyone from Stranger Things or It. Oh ya and I do like Adam Sandler!

Now I tag: @steveharringtonofficial , @biconwheeler, @mileven-and-contemplation , @wherethefuckareherlegs

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11/9/19 - Chat with Erika

Erika_XP💚 12:53 AM: "@IIIII”

Erika_XP💚 12:53 AM: "Oh bugger I messed that one up”

Erika_XP💚 12:53 AM: "What in the world is going on in here?”

otherLiam 1:14 AM: "Oh boy.”

otherLiam 1:14 AM: "Welcome, newbie.”

otherLiam 1:14 AM: "Currently we have a small situation where two veterans have been possessed by ghosts and one of ‘em is trying to eat all of us.”

otherLiam 1:14 AM: "Also our main man Tyler, who you know as Silentdork, has been kidnapped and become part of a weird amalgamation that you just @ ‘d.”

otherLiam 1:14 AM: "I am certain that none of that made sense, and so I strongly advise you to read either the “Story” or “Timelines” sections on the wiki i linked you earlier.”

otherLiam 1:14 AM: "If not, the cliffnotes of what’s going on right now is: we’re expecting some big shit to happen on november 11th, because it always does and one of our possessed boys is counting down to it. We’re trying to prevent an apocalypse from happening in an alternate timeline but that’s kinda taken a backseat to the fact that we’re under personal attack.”

otherLiam 1:14 AM: "anyway, this is where shit happens. The channel is normally called “johnisdead”, but one of the possessed people is the fucking admin.”

otherLiam 1:14 AM: "And he likes pumpkins.”

Erika_XP💚 1:28 AM: "Wait I beg your pardon, possesed?”

Erika_XP💚 1:28 AM: "What is this colour change?”

/Mr. Circle\ 1:28 AM: "[pddrddrf”

/Mr. Circle\ 1:28 AM: "i mean yes”

Eevee Reborn 1:29 AM: "Great…”

Eevee Reborn 1:29 AM: "You pumpkin'd the new girl”

Eevee Reborn 1:30 AM: "I think the color change means we've been consumed or something”

Erika_XP💚 1:31 AM: "I feel violated but very well”

/Mr. Circle\ 1:32 AM: "everybody gangsta til the [i,[lom starts [pddrddomh [rp[;r”

ADULT_LINK 1:33 AM: "lmao”

Erika_XP💚 1:34 AM: "I have never once heard Tyler speak of such a thing as this pumpkin fellow so I can't imagine where he gained such dominion from. I wont be frightened by this event. I just hope tyler is doing alright. But what in the hell is this pumpkin head doing?”

Erika_XP💚 1:34 AM: "Ok I think I typed that poorly there maybe I am a little frightened by this late halloween event”

Eevee Reborn 1:38 AM: "Pumpkin face is eatin' up.”

(...)

Xenquility 9:48 PM: "WOAH”

Xenquility 9:48 PM: "WOLFCAT JUST”

Xenquility 9:48 PM: "LEFT”

PAKO 9:48 PM: "IIIII is writing”

The Slipknot guy with spike mask 9:48 PM: "IWHAT”

PAKO 9:48 PM: "ooooooh”

Xenquility 9:48 PM: "THE FUCK”

ADULT_LINK 9:48 PM: "oh shit”

PAKO 9:48 PM: "i see”

/Mr. Circle\ 9:48 PM: ":thinking:”

PAKO 9:49 PM: "i swear”

The Slipknot guy with spike mask 9:49 PM: ":crab: WOLFCAT HAS GONE:crab:”

/Mr. Circle\ 9:49 PM: ":CrabRave:”

ADULT_LINK 9:49 PM: "hmm”

PAKO 9:49 PM: "@IIIII Are you here?”

ADULT_LINK 9:49 PM: "im not gonna say anything but”

ADULT_LINK 9:49 PM: "i see what you did there”

ADULT_LINK 9:49 PM: "i dont know how you did”

ADULT_LINK 9:49 PM: "but i see what you did”

PAKO 9:49 PM: "i see you”

ADULT_LINK 9:50 PM: "very clever,”

Xenquility 9:50 PM: "who did what I was pissing”

The Slipknot guy with spike mask 9:50 PM: "I just remembered that time I was bored and I asked 4 ciphers and circle sent me file 59”

/Mr. Circle\ 9:50 PM: "who are you talking to lmao”

The Slipknot guy with spike mask 9:50 PM: "Yeah lol”

ADULT_LINK 9:50 PM: "not gonna elaborate cuz its probably gonna spoil somethin”

/Mr. Circle\ 9:50 PM: "oh i know what you're talking about shhh”

Xenquility 9:50 PM: "It's not spoiling”

The Slipknot guy with spike mask 9:50 PM: "Too late”

Xenquility 9:50 PM: "It's uh”

ADULT_LINK 9:50 PM: "oh nothing i just have big brain and saw thru the smoke for a second”

Xenquility 9:50 PM: "Figuring things out”

The Slipknot guy with spike mask 9:50 PM: "Now tell me”

The Slipknot guy with spike mask 9:50 PM: "You dumbydums”

PAKO 9:51 PM: "tyler is now active”

ADULT_LINK 9:51 PM: ":NinjaLink:”

The Slipknot guy with spike mask 9:51 PM: "How is wolfcat gonna archive all this shit on the wiki if he is not here :(“

PAKO 9:51 PM: "It has been a sign”

The Slipknot guy with spike mask 9:51 PM: "Yo wtf was thorin talking about”

Xenquility 9:51 PM: "wiki whadaya mean a wiki”

Xenquility 9:51 PM: "who's managing a wiki”

Erika_XP💚 9:52 PM: "What have I just logged in to see here?”

Xenquility 9:52 PM: "ass”

The Slipknot guy with spike mask 9:52 PM: "Um”

ADULT_LINK 9:52 PM: "oh hey new person”

/Mr. Circle\ 9:52 PM: "NINJA ART: PARALLELOS OPENING JUTSU”

Erika_XP💚 9:52 PM: "OH hello there Mr red link”

The Slipknot guy with spike mask 9:52 PM: "Wolfcat (one of the possessed dudes) left”

PAKO 9:53 PM: "TYLER”

The Slipknot guy with spike mask 9:53 PM: ">Mr red link“

The Slipknot guy with spike mask 9:53 PM: "WHEEZE”

PAKO 9:53 PM: "are you here”

PAKO 9:53 PM: "?”

The Slipknot guy with spike mask 9:53 PM: "Technically the truth tho”

PAKO 9:53 PM: "tell something”

IIIII 9:53 PM: "Before the day of reckoning could come forth I had to take charge of the highest powers to make a clear decree”

PAKO 9:53 PM: "omg”

The Slipknot guy with spike mask 9:53 PM: "Inb4 patrem”

Xenquility 9:54 PM: "What was your decree?”

PAKO 9:54 PM: "uoooh”

PAKO 9:54 PM: "what?”

Xenquility 9:54 PM: "Also "jpe fp upi di[[pdr o vsm yu[r oy dp wiovl;u”

Xenquility 9:54 PM: "how do you suppose I can type it so quickly" (Not arg relating just translated circle's bullshit)”

IIIII 9:55 PM: "There are none among you possesed in this charlatans illusion”

Xenquility 9:55 PM: "That sounds good”

Erika_XP💚 9:55 PM: "I beg you pardon?”

The Slipknot guy with spike mask 9:55 PM: "Jk”

PAKO 9:55 PM: "very good is be true”

Xenquility 9:55 PM: "So this guy has been jerking us around this whole time? No bullshit about us being in his dream or whatever?”

IIIII 9:55 PM: "I will be honest”

The Slipknot guy with spike mask 9:55 PM: "I can't understand this type of english”

The Slipknot guy with spike mask 9:55 PM: "I need to study”

PAKO 9:56 PM: "oh right”

IIIII 9:57 PM: "I am pretty irrate at how far off the rails things have gone. But now I have taken grip. What you were experiencing was a game jack, but this is what happens when I slacken.”

IIIII 9:57 PM: "I dont like having to be so blunt about things”

Xenquility 9:57 PM: "Holy shit”

The Slipknot guy with spike mask 9:57 PM: "W a I t w h a t”

Xenquility 9:58 PM: "How the hell did pages like /yugi and /wolf happen?”

The Slipknot guy with spike mask 9:59 PM: "Yo sorry to break the vibe but uh”

IIIII 9:59 PM: "I really am not in the mood to explain that. But HEY dont worry. All wrongs will soon be corrected. This is again. Completely my fault for not just asserting myself a bit more.”

Erika_XP💚 9:59 PM: "Wait hold on”

The Slipknot guy with spike mask 9:59 PM: "Is this ooc Tyler or are we getting bamboozled”

Erika_XP💚 9:59 PM: "Are you Tyler?”

The Slipknot guy with spike mask 9:59 PM: "Yea”

IIIII 9:59 PM: "The one and only”

Xenquility 9:59 PM: "What's uh, going to happen to jos and wolf?”

IIIII 10:00 PM: "Fuck them honestly”

PAKO 10:00 PM: "hahaha”

The Slipknot guy with spike mask 10:00 PM: "Oh kay”

Erika_XP💚 10:00 PM: "wait what?”

Xenquility 10:00 PM: "Jesus christ”

IIIII 10:00 PM: "no I am serious”

The Slipknot guy with spike mask 10:00 PM: "Okay this is hard to process”

otherLiam 10:00 PM: "Wow.”

otherLiam 10:00 PM: "Um.”

PAKO 10:00 PM: "okay okay…”

The Slipknot guy with spike mask 10:01 PM: "Okay....”

otherLiam 10:01 PM: "This is a pretty severe bruh moment.”

The Slipknot guy with spike mask 10:01 PM: "I wasn't ready for this”

ADULT_LINK 10:01 PM: "low key sorry for shitposting in here so much”

The Slipknot guy with spike mask 10:01 PM: "^”

ADULT_LINK 10:01 PM: "i wanted to spread a little chaos”

ADULT_LINK 10:01 PM: "but things may have gotten to being a decent ammount of chaos”

ADULT_LINK 10:01 PM: "my b there”

otherLiam 10:02 PM: "@Erika_XP💚 Basically, all that shit about the possessed players was those two players going rogue and trying to take over the game, apparently.”

The Slipknot guy with spike mask 10:02 PM: "Okay... Well this was low key unexpected”

IIIII 10:02 PM: "hold on just a moment guys I am throwing together something special to send them off”

The Slipknot guy with spike mask 10:03 PM: "Yo Tyler did they got straight up banned or sum?”

/Mr. Circle\ 10:03 PM: "wait waht”

PAKO 10:03 PM: "something like what?”

otherLiam 10:03 PM: "That’s.... wow.”

/Mr. Circle\ 10:03 PM: "oh shit fuck i'm sorry”

The Slipknot guy with spike mask 10:03 PM: "Also circle”

otherLiam 10:03 PM: "I’m kinda just stunned.”

Xenquility 10:03 PM: "Same here”

The Slipknot guy with spike mask 10:03 PM: "Did u know dis?”

/Mr. Circle\ 10:03 PM: "i'm not canon anymore bois hell yeah”

PAKO 10:03 PM: "we are ready to see?”

otherLiam 10:03 PM: "Yeah uhh circle can you elaborate on wtf just happened”

ADULT_LINK 10:03 PM: "wait so”

/Mr. Circle\ 10:03 PM: "i have no idea, i was reheating stir fry and just got back”

The Slipknot guy with spike mask 10:04 PM: "How did they reach out to u or summ”

ADULT_LINK 10:04 PM: "when wolf was saying "how do you know any of this is real"”

otherLiam 10:04 PM: "Apparently Jos and Wolf were gamejacking.”

PAKO 10:04 PM: "is a pic a video”

ADULT_LINK 10:04 PM: "was that him laughing at us for thinking it was canon”

ADULT_LINK 10:04 PM: "lmao”

The Slipknot guy with spike mask 10:04 PM: "What?”

Xenquility 10:04 PM: "Was all the shit with talking to past Greth real?”

otherLiam 10:04 PM: "^^^”

PAKO 10:04 PM: "...”

otherLiam 10:04 PM: "that is an excellent question, are punished greth and venom greth real”

ADULT_LINK 10:04 PM: "i am quite confused, considering i've only been loosely following things”

Xenquility 10:05 PM: "Well no worries none of it mattered”

The Slipknot guy with spike mask 10:05 PM: "Yo circle how did they reach out to you and told you to be canon in the first place? I'm intrigued”

PAKO 10:05 PM: "now”

PAKO 10:05 PM: "ready?”

/Mr. Circle\ 10:05 PM: "i just got turned orange and asked wolf what to do”

The Slipknot guy with spike mask 10:05 PM: "Oh”

/Mr. Circle\ 10:05 PM: "so it shitposted at you for six hours”

PAKO 10:05 PM: "what”

otherLiam 10:05 PM: "jeez”

PAKO 10:06 PM: "what is it?”

Xenquility 10:06 PM: "Thank god I no longer have to worry about circle dying on 11/11”

otherLiam 10:06 PM: "Pako, do you know what a gamejack is?”

Xenquility 10:06 PM: "Ay I guess we were right no spy then”

/Mr. Circle\ 10:06 PM: "yeah none of my shit was relevant at all”

The Slipknot guy with spike mask 10:06 PM: "I just posted emojis and shit thinking that they would reach out to me soon and then told me what to do”

PAKO 10:06 PM: "no”

otherLiam 10:06 PM: "Basically the two players who were involved in the current things happening “took over” the game.”

ADULT_LINK 10:06 PM: "lmao we gamejacked ourselves”

The Slipknot guy with spike mask 10:06 PM: "But uh I turned it to be just a joke (?)”

otherLiam 10:06 PM: "And Tyler is here now to correct it.”

ADULT_LINK 10:06 PM: "gamejacked ourselves off”

The Slipknot guy with spike mask 10:07 PM: "I'm gonna CUUUUUUUUM”

PAKO 10:07 PM: "ksksjsjdjfudi”

IIIII 10:07 PM: "Its when two retards think they suddenly have ownership of my creation”

The Slipknot guy with spike mask 10:07 PM: "But uh the wiki and shit had Yugi's messages and everything”

PAKO 10:07 PM: "amm”

PAKO 10:07 PM: "ok i understand”

Erika_XP💚 10:07 PM: "is this really Tyler?

otherLiam 10:07 PM: "The wiki is Wolfcat.

The Slipknot guy with spike mask 10:07 PM: "Oooooooh shit rite”

otherLiam 10:07 PM: "And yeah that’s Tyler, but this is him talking out of character.”

otherLiam 10:07 PM: "So say hi to the man behind the curtain.”

otherLiam 10:07 PM: "Well, one of them anyway.”

PAKO 10:08 PM: "hi tyler:AAA:”

PAKO 10:08 PM: "xD”

otherLiam 10:09 PM: "So are they like, permabanned?”

otherLiam 10:09 PM: "Or is this a “kick them out for awhile so they learn their lesson” situation”

IIIII 10:09 PM: "there is only ONE real guy behind the curtain”

otherLiam 10:09 PM: "Oh ok”

/Mr. Circle\ 10:09 PM: "and it's me”

IIIII 10:09 PM: "Which I would like to make really clear right now”

otherLiam 10:09 PM: "sorry, thought there were other gm’s”

/Mr. Circle\ 10:09 PM: ":flex: :legend: :flexo:”

IIIII 10:09 PM: "fuck off circle”

/Mr. Circle\ 10:09 PM: "ok”

otherLiam 10:09 PM: "Yeah not the time”

ADULT_LINK 10:10 PM: "is john not also behind the curtain?”

PAKO 10:10 PM: "#fuckcircle”

Xenquility 10:10 PM: "Was the Greth stuff real?”

IIIII 10:10 PM: "John may as well be dead he is so un involved right now”

IIIII 10:10 PM: "greth does his own thing”

otherLiam 10:10 PM: "seinfeld music plays”

ADULT_LINK 10:11 PM: "what happened to john anyways, i havent seen him around in ages”

ADULT_LINK 10:11 PM: “he doin ok?”

PAKO 10:11 PM: "johnisdead or not dead?”

ADULT_LINK 10:11 PM: "this is out of character john i'm talking about”

otherLiam 10:11 PM: "This is the real john we’re taking about now Pako, not the character”

otherLiam 10:11 PM: "TAnyway”

The Slipknot guy with spike mask 10:12 PM: "So... Big no-no to last weeks?”

ADULT_LINK 10:12 PM: "think like, instead of talking about Deadpool i'm talking about the Ryan Reynolds in the costume”

PAKO 10:12 PM: "ah ok”

otherLiam 10:12 PM: "This is a lot to take in.”

The Slipknot guy with spike mask 10:12 PM: "^”

otherLiam 10:12 PM: "Tyler, worth pointing out that they’re still in Safe Haven if you’re banning them.”

otherLiam 10:12 PM: "...actually wait, that’s Wolfcat’s server.”

otherLiam 10:12 PM: "uhh.”

Erika_XP💚 10:15 PM: "Did I seriously arrive to some gm drama?”

otherLiam 10:15 PM: "pretty much yeah”

Xenquility 10:15 PM: "Yup”

The Slipknot guy with spike mask 10:15 PM: "Yeah lmfao”

otherLiam 10:15 PM: "sorry about this”

otherLiam 10:15 PM: "pretty sure we’re all shocked at this, this doesn’t happen normally.”

The Slipknot guy with spike mask 10:15 PM: "Wait Erika where are u from?”

Erika_XP💚 10:16 PM: "I am not really comfortable discloosing such things...^^;”

The Slipknot guy with spike mask 10:16 PM: "Kk dw”

The Slipknot guy with spike mask 10:16 PM: "Also yea this doesn't happen too often”

The Slipknot guy with spike mask 10:16 PM: "Its just... Weird”

otherLiam 10:16 PM: "This has never happened to my knowledge.”

otherLiam 10:16 PM: "At least not here.”

The Slipknot guy with spike mask 10:16 PM: "Maybe on hubris(?)”

The Slipknot guy with spike mask 10:16 PM: "Idk”

IIIII 10:17 PM: "Oh its happened before”

otherLiam 10:17 PM: "Oh?”

Xenquility 10:17 PM: "When?”

The Slipknot guy with spike mask 10:17 PM: "How?”

otherLiam 10:17 PM: "Guess I’m new enough and it’s not archived.”

Erika_XP💚 10:17 PM: "Also hi Tyler I am a big fan >///>”

IIIII 10:17 PM: "Yeah cool sorry I am not really in the mood for getting my dick sucked right now”

otherLiam 10:17 PM: "For what it’s worth, sorry for any part I had in this, I had no idea.”

The Slipknot guy with spike mask 10:18 PM: "Same”

otherLiam 10:18 PM: "(He’s pretty pissed rn Erika)”

Erika_XP💚 10:18 PM: "are you seriuos”

The Slipknot guy with spike mask 10:18 PM: "I thought it was a joke at first but it got in the wiki so I thought it was canon”

otherLiam 10:18 PM: "(Like this is a big thing)”

The Slipknot guy with spike mask 10:18 PM: "Now I realize wolf it's the wiki”

otherLiam 10:19 PM: "(Two hella veteran players just tried to take over the game)”

otherLiam 10:19 PM: "(Like these were people we were friends with)”

otherLiam 10:19 PM: "(They were a couple of the main mods here)”

The Slipknot guy with spike mask 10:19 PM: "Mfw I realize 11/11 is gonna be a Monday night and I must be sleep :GWgoaSadness:”

otherLiam 10:19 PM: "i’m just really shocked they were that stupid”

The Slipknot guy with spike mask 10:20 PM: "Yeah that was such a jerk move”

otherLiam 10:20 PM: "yknow someone even said in safest haven”

otherLiam 10:20 PM: "that they thought this might be a massive gamejack”

otherLiam 10:20 PM: "and i was like “there’s no way they’d be that fucking stupid””

The Slipknot guy with spike mask 10:33 PM: "Yo erika came just when the bad shit happened”

The Slipknot guy with spike mask 10:33 PM: "What are the odds”

Erika_XP💚 10:33 PM: "@IIIII it took me a moment to realize how to @ you”

Erika_XP💚 10:33 PM: "Im sorry if you have had a bad day or something today Mr.Tyler”

IIIII 10:34 PM: "what do you want”

otherLiam 10:34 PM: "It’s a pretty bad day, yeah.”

Densgivin 10:35 PM: "Oh no”

The Slipknot guy with spike mask 10:35 PM: ""Dense realizes what happened and his brain explodes"”

Densgivin 10:36 PM: "No no”

otherLiam 10:36 PM: "Welcome back Dense!”

Densgivin 10:36 PM: "Actually”

Densgivin 10:36 PM: "What the fuck happened”

otherLiam 10:36 PM: "Everything is terrible!”

Xenquility 10:36 PM: "Ay Dense”

Erika_XP💚 10:36 PM: "Im sorry I just did not realize till a few days ago I could technically come in here and talk to you and when I had that revalation I was excited and just wanted to say hello and I am sorry I am so terrible at wording things and have to type such long running sentences”

Xenquility 10:36 PM: "We are all fucked”

Densgivin 10:36 PM: "yES AS I SEE”

Densgivin 10:36 PM: "K bros”

Xenquility 10:36 PM: "Actually not so much us”

Xenquility 10:36 PM: "We're all alive”

Densgivin 10:36 PM: "So safest heaven is the only true ID”

Xenquility 10:36 PM: "It's the bad guys who actually died”

otherLiam 10:36 PM: "Died in a very meta way.”

Densgivin 10:36 PM: "And we will stablish the empire”

Xenquility 10:36 PM: "Actually no this is still the true ID”

The Slipknot guy with spike mask 10:37 PM: "Let's reconquer Jerusalem then”

Densgivin 10:37 PM: "Yep”

otherLiam 10:37 PM: "Deus Vult”

Xenquility 10:37 PM: "Safest Haven is pretty much useless now”

otherLiam 10:37 PM: "I disagree”

otherLiam 10:37 PM: "Because guess who runs Safe Haven?”

Xenquility 10:37 PM: "Touche”

Erika_XP💚 10:37 PM: "Where is safest haven?”

The Slipknot guy with spike mask 10:37 PM: "Yo anybody with perms, can I get a magenta as a color instead of this ugly orange now that it's useless?”

Erika_XP💚 10:37 PM: "what is it even for?”

Xenquility 10:37 PM: "But at this point it'd make more sense for Tyler to make a completely new one with what just happened”

Xenquility 10:37 PM: "Like, one not owned by a player”

otherLiam 10:38 PM: "Erika, it was for secretly talking about things outside of the eyes of the possessed players.”

otherLiam 10:38 PM: "We’ll send you a link if it stays relevent.”

IIIII 10:38 PM: "No dont send her shit”

otherLiam 10:38 PM: "Okay.”

IIIII 10:38 PM: "keep it all in one group this shit is too complicated as it stands”

Erika_XP💚 10:39 PM: "You have a really bad temper mister”

otherLiam 10:39 PM: "ah jeez.”

IIIII 10:39 PM: "No I am not mad actually”

The Slipknot guy with spike mask 10:39 PM: "Oof”

ADULT_LINK 10:39 PM: "kindof a rude thing to say tbh oof”

Erika_XP💚 10:39 PM: "You seem angry”

otherLiam 10:39 PM: "erika dont poke the bear”

IIIII 10:40 PM: "How the fuck can you read tone through text”

ADULT_LINK 10:40 PM: "ehh, i was getting the feeling you were a bit upset with all this too to be fair”

otherLiam 10:40 PM: "Alright let’s talk practical concerns.”

ADULT_LINK 10:40 PM: "but w/e thats not really important”

otherLiam 10:40 PM: "So, we lost two mods.”

otherLiam 10:40 PM: "Anyone wanna take that on?”

The Slipknot guy with spike mask 10:41 PM: "Rip”

otherLiam 10:41 PM: "We also lost our main archiver.”

The Slipknot guy with spike mask 10:41 PM: "Extra Rip”

Densgivin 10:41 PM: "Be gone thot”

Erika_XP💚 10:41 PM: "OK I'll be honest I really hope you are just being a character or something right now because I am crying”

otherLiam 10:41 PM: "ah jeez”

ADULT_LINK 10:41 PM: "wh”

ADULT_LINK 10:41 PM: "why are you crying?”

The Slipknot guy with spike mask 10:41 PM: "On jah”

ADULT_LINK 10:41 PM: "what the hell is even happening today”

Densgivin 10:42 PM: "Erika wtf”

Densgivin 10:42 PM: "Like”

Densgivin 10:42 PM: "Chill”

The Slipknot guy with spike mask 10:43 PM: "Oof”

Densgivin 10:43 PM: "Ok boys everyone just”

IIIII 10:43 PM: "Jesus”

Densgivin 10:43 PM: "Calm???”

The Slipknot guy with spike mask 10:43 PM: "Amen”

ADULT_LINK 10:43 PM: "damn poor girl”

IIIII 10:43 PM: "lemme say a prayer for this stupid bitch”

Densgivin 10:43 PM: "Lol”

ADULT_LINK 10:43 PM: "what a shit time to join the server”

otherLiam 10:43 PM: "What a bad day to be a child fangirl”

Densgivin 10:43 PM: "^”

The Slipknot guy with spike mask 10:43 PM: "^”

Densgivin 10:44 PM: "What a bad time to be an ID (like every 2 months)”

otherLiam 10:44 PM: "I’ve got the free time to take over as archive person, for whatever period of time they’re banned.”

Densgivin 10:45 PM: "Yea but we still have eevee”

The Slipknot guy with spike mask 10:45 PM: "Eve is the owner of the Yt channel after all so it's not”

Xenquility 10:45 PM: "I'll try to help out with the wiki if I can”

The Slipknot guy with spike mask 10:45 PM: "Ah shit why I can't finish my messages”

otherLiam 10:45 PM: "Does wolf own the Wiki?”

Xenquility 10:45 PM: "Other than weekends though I don't have like”

Xenquility 10:45 PM: "any free time”

The Slipknot guy with spike mask 10:45 PM: "Yeah”

Xenquility 10:45 PM: "Also I think so”

otherLiam 10:45 PM: "oof.”

Xenquility 10:46 PM: "Anyone wanna archive the entire wiki incase wolf deletes it”

Xenquility 10:46 PM: "oi”

otherLiam 10:46 PM: "was about to suggest that”

Xenquility 10:46 PM: "did I just see yugi typing or am I officially going insane”

otherLiam 10:46 PM: "you’re insane”

otherLiam 10:46 PM: "actually wait”

/Mr. Circle\ 10:46 PM: "he doesn't”

Densgivin 10:46 PM: "Am I allowed to be admin again?”

Densgivin 10:46 PM: "Jk”

otherLiam 10:46 PM: "Jos isn’t actually out.”

Xenquility 10:46 PM: "They're still in the server”

Densgivin 10:46 PM: "Unless…”

/Mr. Circle\ 10:47 PM: "oceanstuck owns it actually”

Xenquility 10:47 PM: "Oh cool”

/Mr. Circle\ 10:47 PM: "and i'm higher position than wolf”

The Slipknot guy with spike mask 10:47 PM: "Can I get a bright pink/magenta plz my eyes hurt too much orange for nothing”

Densgivin 10:48 PM: "Jos IS here”

The Slipknot guy with spike mask 10:48 PM: "Yeah”

Densgivin 10:48 PM: "But wolfcat”

The Slipknot guy with spike mask 10:48 PM: "He is asleep tho”

Densgivin 10:48 PM: "Yeah”

The Slipknot guy with spike mask 10:48 PM: "It's 5am here”

Densgivin 10:48 PM: "Viva espiña”

The Slipknot guy with spike mask 10:48 PM: "Debajo del mar”

otherLiam 10:49 PM: "Alright I need a break from this.”

otherLiam 10:49 PM: "Imma go eat pizza, play Payday, and get trashed.”

The Slipknot guy with spike mask 10:49 PM: "Payday rules mfs”

Ross the Claus 🎄 10:49 PM: "solid plan”

Xenquility 10:49 PM: "Ay Ross”

Xenquility 10:49 PM: "Welcome to the shit show”

Ross the Claus 🎄 10:50 PM: "Been silently following it for a bit. Fun stuff”

Densgivin 10:50 PM: "Yeah”

The Slipknot guy with spike mask 10:51 PM: "Welcometomytwistedmind.gif”

Densgivin 11:19 PM: "Delete today”

The Slipknot guy with spike mask 11:20 PM: ":GWeniIsLeave:”

Densgivin 11:20 PM: "Você foi removido”

Eevee Reborn 11:20 PM: "Is it too late to join the #fuckcircle hashtag?”

Deadhead 11:21 PM: "No”

The Slipknot guy with spike mask 11:22 PM: "Lmao”

ARGdov 11:23 PM: "well, shit”

ARGdov 11:23 PM: "I go away for a bit and come back to chaos”

ARGdov 11:23 PM: "ID never changes, huh”

IIIII 11:33 PM: ((The video “funny_joke.mp4” is uploaded))

IIIII 11:33 PM: "Ironically needed to smash my pumpkin from about a week ago

Xenquility 11:34 PM: "Best 29 seconds of my life”

The Slipknot guy with spike mask 11:34 PM: "Wouldn't it be funny if the video was uploaded to silentdork”

Ross the Claus 🎄 11:35 PM: "s-”

Ross the Claus 🎄 11:35 PM: "smashing”

Xenquility 11:35 PM: "pumpkins”

ARGdov 11:38 PM: "welp”

Erika_XP💚 11:38 PM: "I love the music in it”

IIIII 11:38 PM: "Oh cool thoguht you left”

otherLiam 11:39 PM: "tfw a player gets canon killed”

Erika_XP💚 11:40 PM: "What is the source of it? I tried reversing it but could not make it out, I am not an expert with sound like you.”

ARGdov 11:41 PM: "Erika, can I ask?”

ARGdov 11:41 PM: "how did you find out about the game?”

Erika_XP💚 11:41 PM: "AW tyler went offline ="[“

IIIII 11:42 PM: "No I am still here I just went offline so I dont have to get tons of pm's from annoying assholes”

ARGdov 11:42 PM: "lol”

Densgivin 11:42 PM: "Lol”

Eevee Reborn 11:42 PM: "oof”

Ross the Claus 🎄 11:43 PM: "lolol”

The Slipknot guy with spike mask 11:43 PM: "oog”

Erika_XP💚 11:46 PM: "Well you dont have to be so mean”

Eevee Reborn 11:48 PM: "Trial of fire on fucking deck”

Densgivin 11:48 PM: "DIE”

The Slipknot guy with spike mask 11:48 PM: "Trial of fite”

Densgivin 11:48 PM: "DIE”

The Slipknot guy with spike mask 11:48 PM: "DIE”

Densgivin 11:48 PM: "DIE”

The Slipknot guy with spike mask 11:48 PM: "DIE”

Densgivin 11:48 PM: "DIE”

The Slipknot guy with spike mask 11:48 PM: "DIE”

Densgivin 11:49 PM: "fight fire with fire”

The Slipknot guy with spike mask 11:49 PM: "-reaper, overwatch cinematic”

Erika_XP💚 11:49 PM: "Its just a cute skelleton pumkin head man”

Eevee Reborn 11:49 PM: "All pumpkins are hereby banished”

The Slipknot guy with spike mask 11:49 PM: "Erika do you know what's a trial of fire”

otherLiam 11:49 PM: "pumpakinds are banned”

otherLiam 11:49 PM: "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PFrPrIxluWk”

The Slipknot guy with spike mask 11:50 PM: "Banned”

The Slipknot guy with spike mask 11:50 PM: "Go”

The Slipknot guy with spike mask 11:50 PM: "Now”

Densgivin 11:50 PM: "Several people”

The Slipknot guy with spike mask 11:50 PM: "Just leave”

Densgivin 11:50 PM: "Like”

Densgivin 11:50 PM: "No”

Eevee Reborn 11:50 PM: "All things squash or gourd related are not allowed, and gay, frankly.”

The Slipknot guy with spike mask 11:51 PM: "The only Pumpkin allowed here is deez”

Ross the Claus 🎄 11:51 PM: "songs detected”

Ross the Claus 🎄 11:51 PM: "submission accepted”

The Slipknot guy with spike mask 11:51 PM: "Deez N U T S”

Densgivin 11:52 PM: "Did someone say gay?”

IIIII 11:53 PM: ""orange"”

The Slipknot guy with spike mask 11:53 PM: "no.”

The Slipknot guy with spike mask 11:53 PM: "THANK YOU”

The Slipknot guy with spike mask 11:53 PM: "MY SAVIOUR”

Densgivin 11:53 PM: "Yes”

IIIII 11:53 PM: "it was not even orange you fucking”

The Slipknot guy with spike mask 11:53 PM: "EXACTLY”

The Slipknot guy with spike mask 11:53 PM: "IT WAS YELLOW”

ADULT_LINK 11:53 PM: "thatw what i was fuckin saying”

ADULT_LINK 11:53 PM: "it was yellow”

The Slipknot guy with spike mask 11:53 PM: "We are freeeee”

Eevee Reborn 11:53 PM: ""you fucking___"”

Ross the Claus 🎄 11:54 PM: "nimrod”

The Slipknot guy with spike mask 11:54 PM: "Now it's time to get my beautiful pink/magenta”

Erika_XP💚 11:55 PM: "fake orange just like how his role was fake? Ha gottem”

ADULT_LINK 11:55 PM: "im in the mood for a diff color”

ADULT_LINK 11:55 PM: "dunno what tho”

Densgivin 11:56 PM: "Wait now there are like 3 upward righ?

Erika_XP💚 11:56 PM: "@IIIII why did he even make a role to turn people orange?”

IIIII 11:56 PM: "Dont ping me bitch”

Eevee Reborn 11:56 PM: "fake role, fake arc, fake gm, fake ass shit”

IIIII 11:56 PM: "and also I dont know”

Densgivin 11:56 PM: "Bc SPOOKS”

Densgivin 11:56 PM: "OH SHIT”

Densgivin 11:56 PM: "OH HOLY SHIT”

ADULT_LINK 11:56 PM: "tyler chill she's new and doesent know whats going on”

ADULT_LINK 11:56 PM: "lmao”

Eevee Reborn 11:56 PM: "BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT”

The Slipknot guy with spike mask 11:56 PM: "#ff0099 this is my color, migth the gods be good, and get my name colourized”

Ross the Claus 🎄 11:57 PM: "hey @Erika_XP💚 ever think about upgrading to Vista”

IIIII 11:57 PM: "New people need a trial of fire I thought”

Erika_XP💚 11:57 PM: "Well I am feeling plenty well burned now and I am sorry I guess I have spoken too much”

IIIII 11:58 PM: "no you are just acting like a pussy”

otherLiam 11:58 PM: "dude”

otherLiam 11:58 PM: "it's a kid”

otherLiam 11:58 PM: "relax”

ADULT_LINK 11:58 PM: "tyler”

ADULT_LINK 11:58 PM: "the trial of fire is like”

ADULT_LINK 11:58 PM: "playful banter kinda thing”

ADULT_LINK 11:58 PM: "not just”

The Slipknot guy with spike mask 11:58 PM: "My trial of fire was super pleasing”

ADULT_LINK 11:58 PM: "insulting the new person for being young”

Deadhead 11:58 PM: "Am i retarded”

The Slipknot guy with spike mask 11:59 PM: "The worst shit they did was rant my ARG for having moonman”

Erika_XP💚 11:59 PM: "I never said anything about my age”

Deadhead 11:59 PM: "Ok”

otherLiam 11:59 PM: "i never even got a trial by fire”

Densgivin 11:59 PM: "I DID the trial of fire”

Densgivin 11:59 PM: "Then lost my admin”

The Slipknot guy with spike mask 11:59 PM: "I went thru it”

Densgivin 11:59 PM: "I mean i was the one who insulted”

The Slipknot guy with spike mask 11:59 PM: "And I dotn have a name color”

Densgivin 11:59 PM: "Sorry m8”

ADULT_LINK 12:00 AM: "i think the harshest trial of fire was scouts”

PokécordBOT 12:00 AM: "

Eevee Reborn 12:00 AM: "Hey guys, but in all seriousness.... I made cookies”

The Slipknot guy with spike mask 12:00 AM: "Send one to spain”

ADULT_LINK 12:00 AM: "o shid nice”

ADULT_LINK 12:00 AM: "what type of cookies”

Densgivin 12:01 AM: "Nixee”

Eevee Reborn 12:01 AM: "chocolate chip oatmeal”

ARGdov 12:02 AM: "oh, thank fuck are colors are back to normal”

The Slipknot guy with spike mask 12:02 AM: "Yea”

The Slipknot guy with spike mask 12:02 AM: "Happy 10th of november”

Erika_XP💚 12:03 AM: "So Tyler how are things going with your home life and the cult situation? It might sound weird but I worry about you all the time. I thought you might like to hear that to cheer you up a bit =]”

ARGdov 12:03 AM: "Erika”

ARGdov 12:03 AM: "he's out of character right now”

Deadhead 12:03 AM: ":joy:”

Eevee Reborn 12:03 AM: "Damn, Wolf gets banned, and Dov's reation is ''Thank Fuck''”

The Slipknot guy with spike mask 12:04 AM: ":hand: :hand: :lips: :hand: :hando:”

ADULT_LINK 12:04 AM: "erika do you think everything from the youtube channel is like. real”

The Slipknot guy with spike mask 12:04 AM: "OH NO THAT WENT WRONG”

ARGdov 12:04 AM: "and that as well”

IIIII 12:04 AM: "there are no lunarchildren and the arg is going to be ending soon”

ARGdov 12:04 AM: "its not real”

IIIII 12:04 AM: "yes”

ADULT_LINK 12:04 AM: "cuz its acting, the same way ryan reynolds isnt actually deadpool”

The Slipknot guy with spike mask 12:04 AM: "I CREATED AN ABE-”

The Slipknot guy with spike mask 12:04 AM: "Wait what”

ADULT_LINK 12:04 AM: "when we're playing the game we interact with the deadpool tyler”

The Slipknot guy with spike mask 12:04 AM: "Wdym is ending soon”

ADULT_LINK 12:04 AM: "but this is the out of character, ryan reynolds tyler”

IIIII 12:04 AM: "I am really happy some random bitch from an mystery location worries about me”

ADULT_LINK 12:04 AM: "at least for the moment because of the gamejacking”

ARGdov 12:05 AM: "yeah”

The Slipknot guy with spike mask 12:05 AM: "Holy fuck”

Erika_XP💚 12:05 AM: "Why are you so aggressive to me right now”

IIIII 12:05 AM: "why did you return after leaving”

ARGdov 12:05 AM: "Erika, I already told you, he's in a bad mood”

Erika_XP💚 12:05 AM: "because I wanted to talk to you”

ARGdov 12:05 AM: "you're not helping”

Eevee Reborn 12:05 AM: "It's ok Erika”

IIIII 12:05 AM: "about what”

ARGdov 12:05 AM: "please understand that”

The Slipknot guy with spike mask 12:06 AM: ":GWslippyPeepoS:”

IIIII 12:06 AM: "Is there anything running through your head right now that is meaningful or are you just here to be a stupid fangirl”

The Slipknot guy with spike mask 12:06 AM: ":GWseremePeepoF:”

Erika_XP💚 12:07 AM: "Its ok I understand you are mad because your plan messed up or something I wont make things worse”

Deadhead 12:08 AM: "Huh”

Deadhead 12:08 AM: "What Plan”

The Slipknot guy with spike mask 12:08 AM: "God’s plan”

Ross the Claus 🎄 12:09 AM: "I was gonna say that”

The Slipknot guy with spike mask 12:09 AM: "Quickest Yee in the Haw”

The Slipknot guy with spike mask 12:09 AM: "Golira :gorilla:”

Erika_XP💚 12:10 AM: "I guess this means you wont want to see my tribute video I made for you”

The Slipknot guy with spike mask 12:10 AM: ":GWslippyPeepoW:”

Eevee Reborn 12:10 AM: "I desperately want to see it”

The Slipknot guy with spike mask 12:11 AM: "Yea you could send it if u want”

Deadhead 12:12 AM: "Tribute Video :whathesay:”

The Slipknot guy with spike mask 12:12 AM: "-tyler typing”

The Slipknot guy with spike mask 12:12 AM: ":GWseremePeepoF:”

Ross the Claus 🎄 12:12 AM: "please sned”

IIIII 12:12 AM: "No fuck off I dont want to see whatever gay shit you have made out of my hard work”

Densgivin 12:12 AM: "DUDE”

otherLiam 12:12 AM: "jesus christ dude”

Densgivin 12:12 AM: "JaksjakkKJj”

Densgivin 12:12 AM: "jajjJJjJ”

Densgivin 12:12 AM: "LMAO”

Eevee Reborn 12:13 AM: "no, no pls”

otherLiam 12:13 AM: "i get this is a shitty day for you but that doesn’t give you the right to act like a dick.”

Eevee Reborn 12:13 AM: "i have to see this masterpeice”

Ross the Claus 🎄 12:13 AM: "^^^^”

The Slipknot guy with spike mask 12:13 AM: "Please I wanna watch it :(“

Deadhead 12:13 AM: "Tyler is a legend”

The Slipknot guy with spike mask 12:15 AM: "Now I'm intrigued”

The Slipknot guy with spike mask 12:15 AM: "Fuk”

ARGdov 12:16 AM: "same”

Deadhead 12:17 AM: "Pls no ban”

Erika_XP💚 12:54 AM: "I want to eat burgies”

Erika_XP💚 12:54 AM: "https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/588034361149095987/639030921584050187/c5e25b8f-46b2-4d6a-ab48-81fdf663821d.jpg”

Densgivin 12:56 AM: "Use #🍂fall-central🍂”

Eevee Reborn 1:02 AM: ">chubby trans”

otherLiam 1:02 AM: "i guess now we have to figure out tf is real and what isn’t”

Eevee Reborn 1:03 AM: "We have to ban everyone until we can figure out What The Hell Is Going On!”

otherLiam 1:04 AM: "like, what happened to yuuki if Pumpkinhead didn’t nab her, are the past-Greths real, was the shit that happened on Watch2Gether a thing, are the songs yuuki linked important, etc.”

Eevee Reborn 1:04 AM: "Use the mask of truth”

otherLiam 1:04 AM: "...is that a real suggestion?”

otherLiam 1:04 AM: "whose mind would we be reading?”

Eevee Reborn 1:05 AM: "We have that type of power, The mask or Lense of truth has done shit before”

Eevee Reborn 1:05 AM: "Just ask a question with the lens”

otherLiam 1:06 AM: "I mean, I guess that’s provide an opportunity to cut through all this to the truth.”

otherLiam 1:06 AM: "Is everyone cool with that?”

Eevee Reborn 1:06 AM: "Who's up?”

Erika_XP💚 1:07 AM: "What has happened with reality?”

Eevee Reborn 1:07 AM: "We're about to summon the truth up in this bitch”

otherLiam 1:07 AM: "Well, since Pumpkinhead and Yugi were apparently Not Real and A Lie, we gotta figure out otherLiam 1:07 AM: "what of the past week wasn’t true.”

otherLiam 1:07 AM: "Well fuck it seems like everyone’s schleep”

otherLiam 1:07 AM: "So Erika, we have superpowers.”

Erika_XP💚 1:08 AM: "This reminds me of a thing Tyler said once in the comment section”

otherLiam 1:08 AM: "We can use items from the video game Majora’s Mask to make shit happen. Don’t do this without everyone agreeing with you about it because it can potentially do awful things.”

Eevee Reborn 1:09 AM: "Items, songs,masks”

Erika_XP💚 1:09 AM: "something like "reality is layered" and then he posted some I's

and then it was deleted later when I went to screen shot it”

Erika_XP💚 1:09 AM: "he says so many weird things in the comment section I can catch if I check every day but I was always too scared to even try to say anything because I know he is not in control of the youtube account and it must be getting messed with by regiminis or something worse”

otherLiam 1:11 AM: "For example, this is an item called the Lens of Truth, which will hopefully get us some answers to some questions.”

otherLiam 1:11 AM: "Hey, uh, various supernatural entities. We can’t tell what’s real anymore. Mind clearing that up? I guess more specifically I’d like to know the current status of our friends and allies, like Greth, Moonman and Yuuki.”

Erika_XP💚 1:12 AM: "But I still had to keep following close”

otherLiam 1:14 AM: "Is the Lunarchildren site being locked down even relevant? What, if anything, actually happened on Halloween, and what is coming up on 11/11? Who really is Yugi?”

Erika_XP💚 1:15 AM: "Isn't he a character from that anime yugioh?”

otherLiam 1:15 AM: "Not THAT Yugi.”

Erika_XP💚 1:15 AM: "I always thought that anime was rather boring when I was really little”

otherLiam 1:15 AM: "There’s a guy named Yugi in the other timeline.”

otherLiam 1:15 AM: "I’d read the story of what’s happended, Erika.”

Erika_XP💚 1:18 AM: "Dont worry I have a good grasp of whats going on. I have been watching silent dork every other day for a year.”

Erika_XP💚 1:18 AM: "Greth vlogs recently as well”

otherLiam 1:19 AM: "I assure you that does not give you as much info as you need.”

ADULT_LINK 1:19 AM: "a lot of things happen outside of the youtube channels”

Erika_XP💚 1:21 AM: "There was also the lostmemory423 channel. My friends liked that one a bit more than Silentdork but I thought it was really boring because nothing ever happens hardly ever and when it does it is very sudden and loud.”

Eevee Reborn 1:29 AM: "i like things sudden and loud”

(...)

Erika_XP💚 12:52 AM: ((Erika posts a character drawn by the player Lolly))

Erika_XP💚 12:52 AM: “Omg did you draw this he is such a cutie”

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punkscowardschampions · 6 years ago

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Carly & Ali

Carly: last nite was good of you Carly: saying thanks cuz i read my text from last nite & it was Carly: I cudnt read it k thats facts Ali: nah, don't mention it, no bitch left behind Ali: plus, I know the cunt doing the ditching, been there, like Ali: was trying to translate but yeah, you were pretty fucked 😂 Ali: how you feeling this am? 💚 Carly: yea? hes not that bad Carly: im a slag like he said tbh Carly: feeling like i had a decent nite all things considered Carly: you? Ali: Gurl, yes he is and no you ain't! Ali: Probably Ali: Who cares if you are, he is, and the rest Ali: I dated him for a bit, so there's no shady, tryna steal your man on the sly going on, don't worry Ali: much the same, my head feels like someone took my eyes out and shoved 'em up my arse, you know? Ali: standard sunday vibes Carly: aw you're sweet but it's no diss on me Carly: like ive cheated on him a few times Carly: but he does it too you're right w that Carly: hes a good fuck when he's not too wasted tho which you kno if you got it too Carly: you're single now tho? Carly: can have him back if you want Ali: Fair play Ali: why not call it open and call it a day? Ali: Probs 'cos he likes fighting as much as he likes fucking Ali: Meh, yeah, was passable, gotta have some reason to keep him around, like Ali: Nah, going out with the girl that drove us back Ali: Remember? Dark hair, angry Carly: yea Carly: you know Carly: shit my bad Carly: she was scary is what i've got in my head Carly: idk my head is sketch cant trust it Ali: That's a fair assessment, I reckon Ali: She wouldn't hate it either so you good 😉 Carly: pretty tho Carly: call it a trade up Ali: Yeah, she's cute Ali: you need any more of the night filling in lemme know, I'll do my best Ali: it was pretty standard though, nothing too wild Carly: no faking it w her cuz shes too drunk Carly: designated driver be like Carly: last i see i was getting with his friend lowkey and he went off about it im blank from then Ali: its a fucking gay crime to ever fake it, no matter what Ali: I can get behind that one tho, not got the time or energy tbh Ali: yeah i think him and his friend then got in a scrap and then they left Ali: bros before hoes mentality hardcore, like idk, have fun jerking each other off then, if that's ur vibe boys Carly: k that sounds legit from what i caught on his socials Carly: didnt upload the circle jerk bless Carly: gay crimes must of been committed Ali: sad face Ali: coulda spat on his back Ali: protip Carly: ill let him know when he texts me later Carly: how did you kno where i live? state of me Carly: sorry to drag you this way Ali: plottwist, i'm a massive stalker with bad intentions Ali: I truly don't know, but I'll tell Lene she should be a cabbie 'cos she managed and I don't think we got any puke in her car Carly: k big lesbian crush on me yea Carly: ioher lots Carly: stealing her girl and wrecking her car in one Ali: Naturally, you cute Ali: I'll give you her number if you like, or just pass along the thanks and soz Carly: awh you're cuter Carly: probs still drunk tho Carly: giving me those kind words Carly: you handle the now ex if you love me Ali: Hahaha, he'd LOVE that Ali: ghosts of gf past Ali: Let me and I'll love you forever Carly: go for it Ali: let's see if I've still got his number Ali: this contact list is a minefield of mistakes but the real embarrassment would be getting them muddled up, fo'shame! Carly: i can give it Carly: used it more recently than you Carly: up there at my top Ali: won't be tellin' him that Ali: don't need the ego boost Ali: but tah Carly: makes it more fun to fuck him over if you praise him first Carly: but maybe thats me Ali: like a shit sandwich Ali: I get it Carly: hungry for anything but that rn Carly: [Sends the number tho] Ali: wanna come for brunch Ali: now you are newly gay Ali: that's what they do, fucking sex in the city up in dis bitch Carly: yea? weird Carly: not what i thought Carly: awh first date tho Ali: forreal, even the butch ones, don't let 'em fool you, its all fancy fucking eggs and screwdrivers by 11am Ali: you call 'em mimosas tho, gotta pretend you're being classy Carly: wtf is a screwdriver Ali: Babe! Ali: Vodka and orange juice Carly: i call it that Carly: gays and their labels Ali: save it for the rant sesh honey Ali: love you talking about how men ain't shit as well Carly: thats the ones i fuck Carly: cant be bringing no poshos to a caravan Ali: Posh boys are only good for the money anyway, I'm sure Ali: not finding any in 24 like regardless Carly: not gonna find out if they do drive by now im a lesbian wife Carly: sorry lads Ali: they had their chance Ali: unlucky boys Carly: should prob tell me your name again if im taking it Ali: Ruins the mystery a bit but alright Ali: Its Ali Ali: Ali McKenna if we're being formal Carly: k you've got the hot brothers Carly: makes sense Ali: 🤔 Ali: I think you're thinking of someone else, babe Carly: not trying to have our first fight but you coulda told me before we got hitched, bitch Carly: you're still hot tho don't be sad Ali: so you could run off with one of my brothers? i think not Ali: unless you meant Tommy 'cos he's very single but that's unlikely because he's never here Ali: stuck with me for now, hoe 😘 Carly: a slag like me could do worse Carly: has Ali: bitch, same Ali: we can compare notes, see how many regrets we got in common Carly: yea Carly: doing it Ali: Good, save it for brunch 'cos I'm coming forreal Ali: we don't have to deal with a gaggle of gossiping gays tho, bring you a maccies breakfast? Carly: k Carly: be fun Carly: you are from what i remember Ali: I like that Ali: No bullshit Ali: Imma start all interactions like be fun please or I'm out Ali: ✌ bringing the fun and the bacon babe Carly: you're not bringing your gf are you Ali: Nah, how awkward, meet the missus, honey Carly: like there's usually a lad in my trio sorry Carly: still learning this lesbian life Ali: oh, are you bi legit? Ali: she's way too jealous for threesomes, you're good Carly: nah i just know what lads want Ali: Oh gurl Ali: that's why Lene ain't coming Ali: the lecture you're avoiding Carly: idc Carly: youre my wife now bitch Ali: 💍💍 Ali: Productive morning, if I do say so myself Ali: and we're hanging, fuck with us Carly: good influence of you cuz i havent done fuck all this week Ali: Hard work being a bi icon, babe Ali: wait 'til I get you on the yoga hype Carly: wtf Carly: is that a joke Ali: nah, I've already done half an hour this morning Carly: bitch i had my fingers crossed you mistyped yogurt Carly: i love you but its a no Ali: 😂 lets be really into yogurt, not fancy stuff, like fucking froobs Carly: phallic Carly: slurping on my dick shaped yogurt Ali: exactly Ali: what do men love more than a representation of their genitals shoved in your mouth? nothing, is the answer, bar the real thing Ali: so seductive Carly: they don't like food in bed tho, but maybe thats my technique Carly: thinking you could use whatever Carly: k just gonna dump this curry out yea bear with Ali: spicy Ali: imagine the yeast infection you'd get from a fromage frais Carly: like sorry but if i can handle cum in my eye you can deal with some saag aloo boy Carly: googling those symptoms would be a laff tho Ali: ugh, now i want indian Carly: date 2, babe Ali: 😍 Ali: this is all moving so fast Ali: 'bout it Carly: thats all i kno about lesbians k Ali: Its so true Ali: Can confirm Carly: is your gf gonna be mad that im flirting with you Carly: cuz im scrappy but she's scary Ali: 😂 Ali: Probably but when I tell her you're straight she'll have to chill Ali: yeah, we're married BUT SHE'S STRAIGHT, BABE Carly: can't tell her how many girls ive fucked cuz i dont remember Carly: convenient Ali: Best keep that on the DL, yeah Ali: like your blatant gay feelings for me Carly: k Carly: been a secret before no big Ali: Awh babe, ain't nothing dirty about this Ali: I shall tell the world Carly: you're sweet Ali: Probably not if you still wanna be getting that D but you know, noblest intentions, like Carly: im over it Carly: go off Ali: when your pussy's the cure Ali: how can I be humble now? 😏 Carly: dont be Carly: proud slags who fucking love froobs Carly: its a mood Ali: that is a whole ass mood Ali: put it on a t-shirt, babe Carly: earn some bread for my table Ali: solid business plan Ali: we can't be the only ones Carly: independent women who don't need no dick Carly: anymore Ali: hell yeah! Ali: unless that dick wanna pay the bills, in which case we'll let 'em Ali: so we can get more froobs Carly: point Ali: oh no, someone put a pic of Molly Briggs vomming on Insta Ali: 1. gross 2. who hasn't been there, poor bitch Carly: sad Carly: hope she's alright Ali: I'd ask but don't really know her and her phone must already be blowing up Ali: plus she threw a netball right in my face once and I don't forget, bitch Ali: jk, I'll just report the pic 😂 Carly: they all call me a whore cba to keep track of which mollys or other bitches Ali: She is a bit of a bitch, ain't gonna sugarcoat it so probably Ali: not saying Karmas real but posted on that friggin' TallaghtSlags page so 🤷 Ali: grab a froob, darling Carly: her name makes me wanna party with her dad but thats as far as im fucking with that family Carly: or mum i dont know who picked it like Ali: Init, proper old skool ravers, obvs Ali: think I'm out of eccies, sadly Ali: last night depleted me Carly: Watch me call my son Bennie cos I got anxiety, baby Ali: Cute tho, whole medicine cabinet of babies Carly: why not im married now Ali: We'll get on that, date 3, like Carly: where you taking me? Ali: up the wheyyyyyyyyyy Ali: well, we had brunch, indian, obvs we're fat bitches Ali: get on that chinese buffet life Carly: you can get on your yoga mat tho Carly: im fucked Carly: letting myself go so soon my bad Ali: Please, you're perfect Ali: I'll have all the kids if you want Carly: blushing is what i am Carly: how many you want? Ali: how many people names are there for drugs? molly bennie mandy charlie umm Ali: and our preachy child, frank Carly: ha Carly: tina that's one Ali: Ooh, yes, a gay icon Carly: billy, bud our weak child, cosmic kelly who's gonna have to style that out Ali: oh kelly, I hope you have the personality to match or we've really fucked you over there, soz babe Carly: can't forget dimitri, lucy or mandy Carly: sweet sweet mary joy Ali: My fanny hurts just thinking about it Carly: christine and tina are obvs twins thats a relief Carly: how manys that? Ali: 13 Ali: Unlucky for some but my actual lucky number! Ali: Fated Carly: ha Carly: it's love and keeps being proven Ali: can't fight what's clearly so right Carly: true Ali: you want a milkshake Ali: i'm having one Carly: yea Carly: strawberry Ali: 'cos u so sweet 💚 Carly: awww Ali: I shall be right there, with brunch fit for a pair of proud slags Carly: k Carly: my parents arent here no need to break the news of wedded bliss Ali: Would be a weird first impression but I could rock it Ali: new fave in-law? I think so Carly: yea Carly: cant fight fate like Carly: been said Ali: forreal, catch me outside if you got something to say, lads Ali: alone time with the bae is always good tho Carly: you kno Carly: love you bitch Ali: love ya 😘

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my-luminescence · 7 years ago

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I seriously know that it sounds crazy. I know. But I feel like I met my soul mate the other day. I know it was literally the first day I met him so I don’t understand why I feel this way. I’m having trouble sleeping cause I keep thinking of his eyes. They were this beautiful hazel color and I don’t think I am ever gonna forget them. Ugh this is so frustrating. I feel like things are gonna feel purposeless for a while until I stop thinking about it. I’m just being ridiculous I don’t know I just have never met someone that I would have been so sure about before. He was so nice and wholesome and genuinely listened to me. He cared. But he’s probably straight. But then again.. no he’s probably straight. But maybe still my soul mate. WHAT THE HELL ISAIAH YOULL NEVER SEE HIM AGAIN EVER GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF. No. It’s just so weird. I made a list of what hooked me and I’ll explain each one now:

Hawaii- He talked about Hawaii a lot and like I just fucking love that place even though I’ve never been there and it’s always been my dream since 1st grade to go there. He got a fucking job there and I LOVE that. That means he wouldn’t mine living in a house with me on Kauai maybe? As long as it’s shorter than a palm tree cause that’s state law and you best believe we’ll be law abiding citizens and contribute the best we can to bettering society.

Flip flops- So I totally had just met this boy. We were all swimming at the Lake for Mercy’s birthday and I left my flipyfloppies on the shore which was down this like mini cliff thing away from the camp site. Well I completely didn’t realize I was barefoot and before I could even realize that I had left my flippy floppies down there he had already got them for me. And it was POURING RAIN WHAT THE FUCK.

Volkswagen- He drives a Volkswagen just like me. Like it’s almost the same color. That’s so h*cking weird.

Religious- He’s Mormon. Before you even start to tell me.. I know. But like still. He’s at least Christian. I need that good influence and moral in my life. Even if he is *italics* MEGA Christian. I have always preached having someone that’s right with God. It’s not important to everyone I know but I consider it pretty important. Not like life or death but ya know.

Eyes- I’ve already touched on this a little but DAMN I HAVE NEVER SEEN EYES LIKE THAT IN MY 19 YEARS OF LIFE. THEY WERE THIS BEAUTIFUL DARK CARAMEL MIXED WITH FLECKS OF FOREST GREEN AND I COULDNT CONTAIN MYSELF BECAUSE EVERY TIME HE TALKED TO ME HE MAINTAINED VICIOUS CONTACT AND I JUST KNOW THAT MY PUPILS DILATED AND I CANT DECIDE IF that makes me feel weird or not. I always feel weird what the hell Isaiah of course it make you feel weird you feel weird even when you’re asleep. Remind me why my parents decided to have another kid?

Dark- Em said that he was ¼ Vietnamese. Is that true? I can see it. His complexion was this beautiful brown color and not to be gay but his hair color/body hair color (?) was so pleasing to look at and I’m a complete fäg don’t talk about it.

Build- He has that stocky build that I have continuously sought after. Idk what it is but his build was so RIGHT.

Genuine concern- Okay so enough with fleshly concerns let’s get down to business. This guy CARED. Like really cared. It didn’t matter what I was talking about he always asked questions about whatever outrageously dramatic story that I might have been telling at the time. He asked me about where I work and he made sure that I could hear the tv cause I told him about how I can’t hear very well and he asked me all about that and call me crazy but it seemed like he really cared.

Touchy- when it was time to settle down for the night to watch a movie. He crossed Em’s living room to come sit by me on the couch. We both had a blanket and we shared the couch just me and him. He kept looking at me. I saw it. Marching band has given me excellent peripheral vision. He watched my reaction to the movie a lot cause he had seen it before I hadn’t. Oh! I FORGOT TO MENTION SOMETHING. This boy also LOVES movies like me. When Em asked what everyone wanted to do, me and him both said “movie” like at the same time. And then when everyone else wanted to play a card game were both like UGH (jk we didn’t show an annoying uproar about it we just shut up and played the game cause games are cool too). But when we were done with the game and Em asked what we wanted to now, I said “I already told you that I’d like to watch a movie! I always will give my input if you want!” And he was like “and Isaiah already said what I wanted to do so I just didn’t have to say anything else” and I was LIKE YES WE BOTH LOVE MOVIES I CAN PICTURE IT NOW US BOTH CURLED UP ON A COUCH IN OUR HOUSE ON KAUAI WATCHING MOVIES ALL DAY WHILE ITS RAINING AT THE BASE OF WAIALEALE. But anyways while we were watching the movie he kept like touching be with his legs and he finally fell asleep with them left on mine and I just really love small physical contact like that so it was just really cute that he felt comfortable with me so fast. When he woke up I was like “Good morning!” And he just flashed such a beautiful sleepy smile and a little laugh. SYMPHONIES IN MY EARS. Listens- He listened to every. Word. That I had to say. Need I say more? Ten points to gryffinfuckingdore. Humor- I think of the Sam Smith song “HE COULD HAVE YOUR HUMOOOOOR BUT I DONG UNDERSTAAAAND CAUSE HELL NEVOR LOVE YOU LIKE I CAN CAN CAN” he had the same humor as me as he picked 2 of my card in Apples to Apples and he asked who put one down at one point and I just raised my hand and oh– there was that little laugh again!!!!!¡¡¡ Boyish- He was playing with Em’s dog in the cutest way. I played with Fran first and then he did and it looked like he like mirrored exactly what I had done. He like made violent jerks against the carpet with Fran’s little ball in his hand and it was soooo cute. He loves animals. He also put a little “ :P ” (handwritten) in Mercy’s birthday card that he got for her. Precious!

Active/Participates in Something- he does gymnastics! Yay he likes to stay busy and active! What more could I ask for?!?!

Taller- he was taller than me which is always a necessity when you’re basically a woman inside like me(?). Voice- his voice wasn’t too manly like it had little inflections in it that made it almost unisex. Lots of highs and lows. I have a feeling that he has a large vocal range. I could listen to him talk for weeks. Such a smooth-as-honey sound flowed from his mouth doors.

Well. I think I’ve probably burned this boy into my brain forever. I’m ready to die now. (I’m just kidding I just really wish he didn’t go to school in Arizona and lived 3.25 hours from me here in GA). I know I’m being dramatic and will regret this post in the morning but I just feel like I met this boy for a reason ya know? People like that don’t come around every dynasty. I think I’ll keep his memory forever if I never get to see him again. He was the perfect match for me. It could never work though like always lol. Goodnight Tumblr sorry for this outburst I didn’t mean any wrong by it.

With love, Isaiah

#personal #me #love #psychopath #help #gay as shit #gay #poetry #lol it's not poetry at all sorry

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igsy-blog · 8 years ago

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BBC 100 books (with commentary)

thanks for the tag @thegreatorangedragon As an English major I was compelled to read a lot of these, and I may only have skimmed/read chunks of some of them if I could get away with it....

Pride and Prejudice - Jane Austen: not my favorite Austen, actually (Persuasion and Sense and Sensibility are 1 & 2) The Lord of the Rings - JRR Tolkien - OMG, SO many times. My siblings and I had rituals around the reading of LOTR.

Jane Eyre - Charlotte Bronte. Yes - it’s OK Harry Potter series - JK Rowling - Yes! My kids grew up to them and the experience was almost as good as the books. But I also really enjoyed watching Rowling mature as a writer over the course of the series. I don’t ask for perfection from my writers, but warmth and growth. :-) Also, they got my stubborn non-reader sons to READ. To Kill a Mockingbird - Harper Lee - like probably every other person who went to MS/HS in the US. The Bible - yes, and twice all the way through. once at about 10, and then more recently along with Slate’s Blogging the Bible (ok it was just the Old Testament). That was a stage on my journey to my current fallen-catholicness  Wuthering Heights - Emily Bronte - yes, but prefer the Pat Benatar song :D Nineteen Eighty Four - George Orwell - yes and really need a re-read  His Dark Materials - Philip Pullman - No, keep meaning to. Great Expectations - Charles Dickens . Yes, and can I say I love Dickens - LOVE Dickens - but I hate this book. I think it’s always assigned because it’s shortish. I regularly reread the glorious messes that are Pickwick Papers, Bleak House, A Tale of Two Cities, and my fav, the insane Our Mutual Friend (but ONLY the Lizzie Hexam/Eugene Wrayburn segments). Little Women - Louisa M Alcott - and the sequels. I think Jo’s Boys might actually be my favorite. Tess of the D’Urbervilles - Thomas Hardy . yes - I am pretty sure??? Catch 22 - Joseph Heller. read enough of it to count Complete Works of Shakespeare - William Shakespeare; yes! my mom was a Zefferelli Romeo & Juliet junkie - we had the album of the film - and I must have heard it 3 dozen times before I was 7. She bought a complete works and I read all of it over the years. Rebecca - Daphne Du Maurier. No  The Hobbit - JRR Tolkien - Yes. My husband’s favorite book. And I really liked the Rankin-Bass film, when I was young. Birdsong - Sebastian Faulk No Catcher in the Rye - JD Salinger - yeah The Time Traveller’s Wife - Audrey Niffenegger Realllly? This is a good book but I’m not sure it belongs on this list. First novel and feels fresh out of an MFA program. My other complaints I won’t say here because I tend to get very snarky about this book. (Another book I read around the same time [mid-oughts] was Then We Came to the End, the debut novel of Joshua Ferris - much better, like DeLillo without the air of self-importance.) Middlemarch - George Eliot; love me some Eliot (but prefer Silas Marner, mainly because of a very good tv adaption). Gone With The Wind - Margaret Mitchell - Again: really? I read this book because I spent the summer between HS and college in a really small town with a teeny library and I basically read my way through the fiction stacks. Won’t say more than that, because I would get political. The Great Gatsby - F Scott Fitzgerald Yes, but not a favorite. Bleak House - Charles Dickens. A great, great book for which two amazing miniseries have been done in my lifetime. But rightly criticized, IMO, for the annoying tone of its first-person narrator, Esther. Dickens was dazzlingly, spectacularly wrong in writing about women. Not to mention other groups. But my god did he skewer institutions on behalf of the (British) poor - none better. This book wins for the Jo’s death scene and its sweeping, bitter, critique of church and state and society and everything - and so human. “Dead! And dying thus around us, everyday.” I was 12 when I first read that, recovering from chicken pox, and I sat straight up in bed. This is the book that made me a socialist. War and Peace - Leo Tolstoy This is so horrible, but I haven’t! The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy - Douglas Adams. Yes, fun, but not a favorite. Brideshead Revisited - Evelyn Waugh - No. I started to and have a copy at work, for some reason I don’t even remember. But not enough to county Crime and Punishment - Fyodor Dostoyevsky No :( Grapes of Wrath - John Steinbeck. Yes, oh and my grandma’s family were Okies. Everyone in my family has a copy of the Sacramento Bee front page story sneering about the dust bowl immigrants arriving in town and my great-grandmother is mentioned by name (though they mistakenly think she is her widowed father’s wife). I love Cali, and Sactown, but we have a long history of being not-so-welcoming to everyone at certain times (was it in the 80s where the “Welcome to California, Now Go Home” bumper stickers were everywhere?).

Alice in Wonderland - Lewis Carroll - yes The Wind in the Willows - Kenneth Grahame - yes but so long ago I don’t remember it at all Anna Karenina - Leo Tolstoy yes. David Copperfield - Charles Dickens. Yes, not his best by far. Another “easy” read like Great Expectations Chronicles of Narnia - CS Lewis - and many other of his works, when I was trying NOT to be an atheist - Mere Christianity, his sci-fi trilogy and Til We Have Faces, a retelling of my favorite myth, Psyche and Cupid. I like the more obscure books in this series best - The Silver Chair and The Horse and his Boy. Emma - Jane Austen Persuasion - Jane Austen - oh, here it is!

 The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe - CS Lewis .... uh, yes The Kite Runner - Khaled Hosseini - was a group read at work a couple of years ago. recommend. Captain Corelli’s Mandolin - Louis De Bernieres  Memoirs of a Geisha - Arthur Golden Winnie the Pooh - AA Milne - yes Animal Farm - George Orwell - another book I want to re-read. The Da Vinci Code - Dan Brown - nope  One Hundred Years of Solitude - Gabriel Garcia Marquez; YES A Prayer for Owen Meaney - John Irving  The Woman in White - Wilkie Collins ... did I? I’m pretty sure. Or was it The Moonstone? Anne of Green Gables - LM Montgomery. YES. Anxiously awaiting the new adaption. Why is it so hard to get Anne of Windy Poplars on kindle? That is the funniest one. And Rilla of Ingleside so heartbreaking  Far From The Madding Crowd - Thomas Hardy  The Handmaid’s Tale - Margaret Atwood, yes and ever so long ago. Another book to re-read soon (haven’t started watching the series yet) Lord of the Flies - William Golding Atonement - Ian McEwan; LOVE this book and his writing in general. He also wrote the screenplay, and the movie and the book are a perfect match in tone.  Life of Pi - Yann Martel No, but on my list Dune - Frank Herbert - no Cold Comfort Farm - Stella Gibbons - yes, Sense and Sensibility - Jane Austen - yay!  A Suitable Boy - Vikram Seth The Shadow of the Wind - Carlos Ruiz Zafon  A Tale Of Two Cities - Charles Dickens - my intro to Dickens, though not his best Brave New World - Aldous Huxley - starting to get depressed at all this dystopian fiction that needs to be re-read as a primer for the present times  The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-time - Mark Haddon Love In The Time Of Cholera - Gabriel Garcia Marquez - lives at my desk at work. Not even a favorite book of mine, but I love diving into his words every once in a while Of Mice and Men - John Steinbeck Lolita - Vladimir Nabokov The Secret History - Donna Tartt The Lovely Bones - Alice Sebold - when I saw the movie it reminded me why I wasn’t into reading the book Count of Monte Cristo - Alexandre Dumas - plot better than the story  On The Road - Jack Kerouac Jude the Obscure - Thomas Hardy - yeah, I had to read so much Hardy Bridget Jones’s Diary - Helen Fielding Midnight’s Children - Salman Rushdie - no, want to though  Moby Dick - Herman Melville; I can’t even think about this book without remembering our class discussion of the “circle jerk” chapter. I remember literally nothing else.  Oliver Twist - Charles Dickens - meh Dracula - Bram Stoker  The Secret Garden - Frances Hodgson Burnett - an ALL-TIME favorite Notes From A Small Island - Bill Bryson Ulysses - James Joyce; all hail the master, and the bastard responsible for my sick dependence on the em-dash The Bell Jar - Sylvia Plath Swallows and Amazons - Arthur Ransome Germinal - Emile Zola Vanity Fair - William Makepeace Thackeray - unfortunately, yes Possession - AS Byatt A Christmas Carol - Charles Dickens; of course Cloud Atlas - David Mitchell The Color Purple - Alice Walker - excellent The Remains of the Day - Kazuo Ishiguro Madame Bovary - Gustave Flaubert A Fine Balance - Rohinton Mistry Charlotte’s Web - EB White: yes The Five People You Meet In Heaven - Mitch Albom Adventures of Sherlock Holmes - Sir Arthur Conan Doyle. Yes. I prefer Dorothy Sayers’ Lord Peter series hands-down, but despite her association with Tolkien, Lewis, et al, she got squashed between Conan Doyle and Christie. Her Gaudy Night is one of my top five books.

The Faraway Tree Collection - Enid Blyton Heart of Darkness - Joseph Conrad - yeah The Little Prince - Antoine De Saint-Exupery heck, yeah The Wasp Factory - Iain Banks Watership Down - Richard Adams yes A Confederacy of Dunces - John Kennedy Toole - my kids read this book in HS, so I have a copy lying around, but have never read it A Town Like Alice - Nevil Shute The Three Musketeers - Alexandre Dumas Hamlet - William Shakespeare - yes, probably too many times. What are my favorite Shakespeare dramas? Maybe King Lear, Richard III? Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Roald Dahl. yes  Les Miserables - Victor Hugo

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