#jjk panda smau

[aiieera]

Profiles pt. 2 || 2etherial

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A/N -

-the main cast has all been introduced ‼️ there’s a few more people i wanna introduce/make known before the story begins tho!

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[mitsuyasluvr]

.ᐟ jjk characters tweets

౨ৎ icl: nanami, shoko, gojo, megumi, yuji, nobara, todo, mai, maki, toge, panda

౨ৎ context: crack + swearing

౨ৎ a/n: let me know if i should start doing tweets

[s7toru]

the city needs me — jjk smau

in which you, the superhero deadpond, have one fatal weakness: the friendly neighbourhood spiderboy. when he falls for your civilian persona and you fall for his superhero self, misunderstandings and chaos ensues aka a lighthearted smau abt gojo n the gang!!

pairings: gojo x fem!reader

genres: social media au (smau), crack, fluff, strangers (?) to enemies to lovers, superhero au

warnings: profanities, dark humour, sexual jokes, mentions of death and suicide, very stupid jokes don’t take anything too seriously!! ignore timestamps. will contain jokes / references from the manga !! you will be warned of spoilers on the posts that have them 🤍

note: all characters are in uni (18-20). updates will vary (typically every 1-2 days). send ask / comment to be added to taglist!

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01. 3 mins? getou can’t even last that long!

02. normal you, superhero him

03. with great powers comes great rizz

04. cheers to youth

05. limit testing life

06. what even is it?

07. who’s up frotting right now

08. like a combo meal

8.5. the beginning of it all

09. swag stealing

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[enkvyu]

two-faced — jjk smau

in which gojo pisses off a famous streamer (you 🫵) for funsies and unleashes a legion of loyal fans who want him dragged, doxxed, or dead. fortunately for him, you have your own secrets that you’ll take to the grave, perfect for him to take advantage of. when the two of you meet, an unlikely love story for the ages blossoms aka a lighthearted smau abt gojo n the gang!!

pairings: gojo x f!reader

genres: social media au (smau), crack, fluff, strangers to enemies (?) to lovers

warnings: profanities, dark humour, sexual jokes, mentions of death and suicide, very stupid jokes don’t take anything too seriously!! ignore timestamps. will contain jokes / references from the manga !! you will be warned of spoilers on the posts that have them 🤍

this is my first smau so if it’s not funny i Apologise 😨 just for the shits n giggles !! upload schedule will probably be based on how well this is received 🤍 note all characters are in uni (ages 18-20)

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01: hit tweet this, hit tweet that, why don’t you hit the gym?

02: hot girls pay the government 2 b a citizen

03: nanami’s right titty tingle

04: What Ever Major Loser

05: let him in, LET HIM IN

06: it’s “save the turtles” until i drink boba with my hands

07: silence of the lambs

08: god giving me my greatest obstacle and it’s a man

09: would u still love me if i was a chip floating around in ur stomach?

10: deny that instead

11: twitching eyes and clenched fists

12: getou’s bang grease

13: spring loaded penis bomb

14: first date options and gojo picks spit boba (it works?!)

15: lactose intolerance, biggest killer since cancer

16: unknown mysterious reason unravelled

17: i wish i could have at least (1)

18: beautiful princess disorder

19: GOGOGOJO GONE !

20: tba

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[chososcamgirl]

BURY A FRIEND

BURY THE HATCHET OR BURY A FRIEND RIGHT NOW

in the eerie depths of tokyo, lies an urban legend of children who vanished after a night in aoyoma cemetery. so what better way to spend halloween none other than to recreate the legend itself! a test of courage or just pure stupidity? as darkness falls, you and your group of friends soon realise you’ve awakened something far more sinister than mere folklore. what starts as a rush for adrenaline quickly spirals into a fight for survival. will you escape or will you end up digging your own grave? you decide what happens next!

AN INTERACTIVE SMAU, YOU DECIDE!

a voting-based horror story where you control who survives and who meets their fate. you’ll also decide who’s ultimately responsible for their downfall. don't forget to cast your vote in this poll to see which friends join you in their impending death!

what i do? as the reader, you have the power to choose who faces their fate by sending a vote via ask. you will also determine who will meet their end and ultimately, and who plays the role of the executioner, or in other words ghostface.

rules! votes must be submitted within the time limit to be counted. for the sake of the story and the element of surprise, i will only be accepting votes via ask!

you forgot something! make sure to pick your friends up on the way! wouldn’t want anything bad to happen to them… right?

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pairing: multiple x f!reader

status: ongoing - until the end of october :)

tags/warnings: slasher!au, no curses/modern, horror based, imagine scary movie but written basically, mentions of blood/very slight gore, graphic, characters are in their early 20’s smau/written parts, alcohol/drinking, language, mentions of hooking up, suggestive jokes, smoking/drugs, arguments, probably will be ooc, warnings may change each chapter

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heavily inspired by @eggyrocks hq summer slasher smau! definitely go check it out <3

INTRODUCTIONS: slash or smash!

7:21pm: calling all ghouls

8:44pm: x rated

9:08pm:

9:56pm:

10:32pm:

[luvbazkrekker]

JJK fake tweets!! | pt.2

pt.1

[essjujutsu]

jjk insta headcannons ! ೕ(˃̵ᴗ˂̵ ๑)

desc : just random hcs i have !! could be ooc but this is just a silly little crack post , might do a prt 2 with 2006 class

yuji : mainly posts his friends + their hangouts , follows a shit ton of accounts , always has sm in his notes and spams like close friends story like crazy

nobara : highkey aesthetic , fit checks all the time on her story , would have a billion story highlights , followers influencers

megumi : does NOT post but once in a blue moon will post something on his story with some song , reposts his friends posts on his story too

toge : LOVES posting , aesthetic ass feed even though he doesent even try , always has something on his story and notes

maki : doesn't really post , likes to put songs on her notes , has a very long block list

yuta : has stuff on his story a lot even though he doesn't really post , hypes his friends posts UP , trys to find the perfect song to put onto his notes/story

panda : the group photographer tbh , LOVES taking candid pics of his friends cause i said so , posts on his story like its his close friends

[fushiguruuzzzz]

INTRO ⤿ FORT SQUAD 🔥🔥

[name], Maki, Inumaki, Yuta, Panda

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Inumaki named the groupchat during junior year and it never changed. Maki doesn’t play Fortnite (usually)

panda got his instagram banned (somehow) and just gave up on the app entirely

[name] & Panda are humanities majors (haha get it), Maki is a business major (still unsure of what career path she’s going to take), Inumaki is a psychology major, & Yuta is an English/Lit major

I feel like it’s collectively agreed that Yuta is a lit major

Assigning their majors was actually rather difficult, it was much easier for the emo + idiots honestly. Still unsure of Maki and Inumaki’s.

They’re the same age as the emo + idiots btw

[name] a thought daughter forreal (can you tell its self indulgent)

Also, pretend nobody bats an eye at Panda being… well, a panda. Shhh

Inumaki set up Yuta’s account for him. He struggles to open up his own keyboard sometimes 😭😭 someone save this poor boy from technology

Yuta let y’all read one of his essays ONCE. [name] and Panda cried. He hides them whenever you’re around now

[chososchalupa]

New to school

Fem!Reader x Megumi

♡ About! Yuji’s sister is new to Jujutsu High and Megumi may cause more issues than she’s ready for

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You watched wide-eyed as Gojo wrapped his arm around Megumi's shoulder and smiled at you, “You’re free to go. Megumi and I need to have a little chat”

You stood frozen locking eyes with Megumi until you heard Gojo clear his throat, “Oh! Sorry, I’ll go now. Thanks again, Gojo”

You gave him a small smile before rushing out of his office and back to your room. ‘I really hope this works’ you thought as you walked through the halls, ignoring the glances and whispers that surrounded you.

~~~

Gojo watched as you closed his door and waited until he could no longer hear your footsteps before turning back to the angry boy beside him.

“Anything to say, Megs?” He asked

Megumi shrugged, “Yeah, I actually need help with-“

“Not that, Megumi” Gojo interrupted, “What did you do this time?”

Megumi rolled his eyes and went to sit on one of Gojo's chairs, “it was just a prank. Toge and I thought it would be funny. She’s just being dramatic”

Gojo scoffed at Megumi's words, “Funny?” he asked, “You two think it’s funny to turn all of her friends against her? Including her own brother?”

Megumi sat in silence and Gojo spoke again, “Why do you keep acting like this towards her? This is the third time she’s had to come to me because you won’t leave her alone. What is going on?”

Gojo stared at Megumi, almost missing the tears threatening to overflow before he blinked them away and looked back up to meet Gojo's eyes,

“I don’t want to lose him again” he whispered

“What?”

“Ever since she started here, she has been constantly attached to Yuji. He’s always trying to find a way to bring her into our plans and I know it’s stupid, Gojo. But I lost him once and it’s a miracle he was able to come back from that and now she’s here and she’s just taking him away again” Megumi finally let his tears fall before continuing, “I don’t hate her, Gojo. I really don’t. But I just want our old friend group back. I had no one before you brought Yuji and Nobara here and she’s just taking them away” Megumi angrily wiped the tears from his face, “Laugh if you want. I know it’s childish but I don’t care”

Gojo shook his head and knelt down so he was on Megumi's level, “It’s not a stupid reason, Megumi. But you need to understand that she’s not trying to take away your friends. She’s trying to join you, she told me herself, she wanted to be close to you too, not just with Nobara or Yuji”

Megumi chuckled in response, “Our first time meeting she didn’t even say a word to me. We sat at breakfast and she talked to Yuji and Nobara the whole time. I was completely left out”

“Was she purposely leaving you out or were you just pushing them away? It’s a two-way street, Megumi. If you’re distant and cold, why would she try to warm up to you?” Gojo stood as he spoke, “It’s time you grow up, Megumi. I know you’ve been through a lot but the world isn’t out to get you. You can open up and learn to trust people. I lost my best friend when I was younger, I know how you feel but this is not the right way to handle your emotions”

Megumi stared out the window as he listened to what Gojo was saying, “I know” he answered, almost quietly enough for Gojo to not hear him. “I’m sorry”

Gojo sighed at his apology, “It’s not me you need to apologize to, Megs. It’s her. You’ve put her through hell. But before you apologize, you need to tell everyone what you did. Your apology will mean nothing if everyone’s still ignoring her for what you did”

Megumi nodded in agreement, “I’ll go find them now”

“That’s my boy” Gojo smiled as Megumi stood up

“Don’t call me that” Megumi replied, “I’ll be back later, I still need help on this assignment”

~~~

You sat quietly at your desk, music playing softly in the background as you worked on your homework for the weekend when you heard a knock at your door. ‘What now?’ you thought as you opened your door. To your surprise, Yuji and Nobara stood in the hallway, both with sad smiles on their faces,

“Do you guys need something?” You asked

“Yeah,” Nobara started, “We need to apologize. Can we come in?”

Your eyes widened as you backed away from your door allowing them to enter your room. As you shut the door behind them, you were engulfed with a hug from your brother

“I am so so sorry,” he whispered into your hair, “I should have believed you from the start. I guess I was just in denial that Megumi would act that way”

“Yeah.” Nobara agreed, “I knew Megumi had some issues but I didn’t know they’d run this deep”

Yuji finally let you go as you looked at both of them, “What made you guys finally believe me?”

“Megumi told us everything” Yuji answered.

“Everything?”

“Everything. He said he wanted to turn things around but he needed to start with telling everyone the truth. He made a group chat without you and had everyone meet up and he explained why he did what he did and he even cried” Nobara explained with a smile, “I should have believed you from the start, I knew you loved me too much for that text to mean anything” she laughed.

The three of you spent the next few minutes laughing with each other and talking about what really went down the night of the party before you heard your phone ding. You were going to ignore it but it went off again causing Yuji to glance at you with a confused look. You stood and walked over to your desk and opened your phone to see you had two unread messages.

Gumi‼️ - “Hey, I have something I need to talk to you about. I understand if you don’t want to see me but I feel you deserve to hear this in person, not over text”

Gumi‼️ - “This isn’t a prank. I promise. I know you don’t trust me but I’m asking for you to just this once”

“Who is it?” Yuji asked from your bed

“It’s Megumi” You responded, “He wants to meet up. Should I do it?”

“I don’t think it’s a bad idea,” Nobara said, “We can follow you if you want”

You giggled at her statement, “That’s okay. He can’t hurt me more than he already has”

Your fingers danced over the keyboard on your phone before you typed

“Where do you want to meet?”

He read your message almost instantly before typing back “My room? You have some clothes here anyway”

You rolled your eyes at his message before typing back

“On my way”

You locked your phone sliding it into your pocket as you slipped your shoes on. “I’ll be right back” You waved at Yuji and Nobara as you closed your door and headed towards Megumi's room.

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Everyone say thank you Gojo for making Megumi finally admit to being a mf asshole

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─୨ৎ Transfer student ୨ৎ─

˙⋆ ✮ Toge Inumaki x reader, fluff, college AU, non-cursed speech AU, friends to lovers, mutual pining, future angst?, Streamer Inumaki ✮˙⋆

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You were a new student, who had recently transferred to a new college in Tokyo.

Here at your new college, Jujutsu Tokyo Tech, you were going to be a second year, and the class you picked to specialize in filming and camera work.

You had also wanted to get a major in art, but sadly, the class was already full by the time you transferred, what a pain.

But you were NOT about to let this discourage you from letting you thrive into a fresh college year; you were determined to make the best of this transfer decision, and a silly major was not going to make you give up before even getting the chance to start.

This morning, you woke up at 5.30 AM, to get ready for your first lecture at 8.

Everything was planned out: shower at 5.40, getting ready and makeup from 6.00 to 6.15, packing your bag in 5 mnin, and then you would be right out that door.

Now, this plan really was effectual, just not on you!

A sleepy mess, when you wake up you wisely decide to ignore the cute Miffy alarm that was neatly placed on your shelf by pushing it on the ground, muttering a quick and sleepy "fuck off" at the poor bunny shaped object, pathetically groaning when your hand makes contact with the object.

What a lovely start!

Without even knowing, this had just ruined your whole schedule, but you somehow managed to leave your dorm room only 20 minutes late, leaving you still enough time to grab a coffee and walk a bit around campus.

Your mind was teeming with anxious thoughts, all deriving from the fact that you knew absolutely nobody here, and you weren't exactly the most social person around either.

A nervous shiver runs down your spine, jolting you out of your thoughts, as you feel the chilly September around envelope you the second you step out of your building.

You were wearing baggy black jeans that you had recently thrifted, a tight fitting but still very soft and stretchy light grey and light pink tanktop; to elevate your outfit, you had a studded belt you had bought long time ago from Hot Topic, and your copious jewellery around your wrists and neck.

You didn't wanna seem basic, but you didn't want to scare people away by having them think your style was weird or even too strong; who knows how people here think and perceive others?

-1 hour later-

6000 steps around campus later, you're standing infront of your class, photography and camera work.

You had picked this course as your main one without thinking twice; you had always had a connection with photography, you felt as if filming and capturing images and colors was one of the best way to express yourself.

You could tell stories through colors, textures and capture small moments, feelings sigilled in a single frame picture, to be remembered forever.

You take a deep breath, fixing your black braided hair again, for the thousandth time, and finally take a step inside the dimly lit class.

Hey guys!

This is the first chapter, leaving y'all on a cliffhanger, hehe.

Tell me if you liked this, or if you wanna be added to a taglist. I'm a new writer here on Tumblr, so this is not the best yet, but I'm learning!

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[burnishingbagels]

anyone else but you.

it's halloween! so of course, your dear friends are attempting to drag you out to some lame party. why do they always try this again?? now you're being brought to some party against your will. but...who's that guy with the pretty smile and hair your favorite color?

pairing: yuji itadori x f!reader

college au, smau, i really don't know what's gonna be in this not gonna hold u..., definitely no smut tho!

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[aiieera]

Misty-chp.4

After getting ready for the party, you and Maki decided to pick up some snacks, when you got an incoming call from Yuuta.

“Hello?” “Y/n! Are you busy by any chance?” “Uhmm no? Me and Maki are just at the story picking up some snacks before we come over.” “Perfect!” “What’s up?”, Maki lifted an eyebrow. “Oh! I’m gonna put you on speaker, k?”

“Hey Maki! I was just about to ask Y/n. If it’s not too much trouble, could you guys pick up some ice on your way here?” “Sure,” Maki pushes the snack filled cart over to the freezer while you follow, “How many bags?”

“Just one is fine,” Yuuta replied. “We’re gonna be on our way soon. I think Maki’s gonna start scolding me if I put any more snacks in the cart.” “Alrighty, I’ll see you guys soon.” “Bye, Yuuta!” “See you in a bit.”

After checking out, it didn’t take you two long to get everything in the car and to Yuuta’s house. Once you got closer, you texted him you were outside just before Maki parked the car.

Getting out of the car, you see Yuuta closing the front door behind him. “Yuuta!!” you wave at him as he walks down the stairs to his house to greet the two of you.

“Y/n!! It’s nice to see you guys,” he hugs you while he continues. “Hey Maki.” “Yo,” giving him a little salute. “You guys are like really early,” he pauses to laugh, “no one else is even here yet.”

“Yn insisted we get ready early so we can get snacks on the way, they’re in the back.” Maki shuts the trunk after grabbing the bag of ice wrapped in a towel. “Where should I put this?”

“There’s an ice chest in the kitchen, are you sure you don’t want me to take it?” “I got it, you can help Yn with the snacks. She totally overbought.” She started walking inside the house without waiting to hear a response.

Yuuta turned to you while you opened the car door revealing four bags filled to the top with snacks. “Holy crap,” “What?” “Y/n…That is way to much stuff.” “I didn’t trust you to get good snacks! Yuuji’ll eat them all anyways.” “Ehh, I guess you’re right.”

“Exactly! So let’s just get these set up,” “Alrighty”

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A/N-

-I wassss going to finish the chapter first but it was starting to stress me out a bit so i decided to just post it early

-now that i’m almost done with finals i’ll have more time to work on this so hopefully we’ll get a bunch of chapters out

-haven’t posted in forever(IM SO SORRY🙏) hope i didn’t forget anything

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[s7toru]

the city needs me — jjk smau ;

05. limit testing life

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a/n: i was talking w a friend abt cold desserts and tell me why they put froyo at the bottom... are u insane? as if icecones don't exist or like sherbet

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[enkvyu]

two-faced — jjk smau ;

01. hit tweet this, hit tweet that, why don’t you go hit the gym?

‼️ contains manga spoilers ‼️

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tumblr ruined the quality for some of the pics so i’m sorry abt that 👎 but oh well, first chapter of two-faced out now ?! can’t wait to see nanami dying being animated i alr know i will be crying and sobbing 😊 dead grandma joke based off this tiktok (i’m not a horrible person)

[chososcamgirl]

𝐉𝐉𝐊 𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐎𝐑𝐑𝐄𝐂𝐓 𝐓𝐖𝐄𝐄𝐓𝐒: part 2!

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a/n: more incorrect tweets bc it’s tew funny not to make more… i think ill b doing these whilst also writing cat cafe so my blog is v active !! :3

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JJK fake tweets!! | pt.4

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