#jjb fic

[gingernut1314]

Jinxes and Good Luck Charms

Summary: Your feet hurt and your best friend shows up just in time to help you out.

Content: GN!reader, Stardust Crusader reader, during JJBA part 3 (no spoilers), polnareff's love language is physical touch, gift giving, Jotaro being sassy, Kakyoin being a good but teasing, whiny but playful reader, reader gets to use Polnareff as a seat

Word Count: 1.1K

A/N: Because i need more fluff moments with my darling husband and also I wanted to try out writing for like...a whiny/teasing reader? If that makes any sense lol. I hope you all enjoy!

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“My feet are killing me.” You whined in the most annoying and pathetic sound you could muster. One that had Kakyoin grimacing and Jotaro giving a low muttered good grief--the exact reactions you had been trying to pull from them. “Can we please find somewhere to sit?” 

“Just sit down on the curb,” Kakyoin suggested in that calm voice of his that you only huffed at. 

“In the dirt! No way.” You continued, giving another pathetic whine at the end of your words. You rose your left foot, hooking it around your ankle to try and give it a rest. This only made the near-biting pain radiating in your right foot increase, but the relief you felt in your left made it worth it for the time being. “Why can’t we find somewhere to sit? It’s so hot out here and humid and it’s making me sweat and--”

“Because we need to wait for the others to get back and this is where we all agreed to meet up.” Jotaro snapped, making you narrow your eyes at him. “We’ll find a damn chair later, so either sit down on the damn curb or shut the hell up.” He finished, pulling his hat further down his face. 

“Always so mean.” You huffed, placing your foot back to the floor and hooking your right foot around your left ankle. Your body wobbled a bit, but with a small extension of Kakyoin’s arm, you were able to use him to keep balance. “Where is Polnareff? He wouldn’t be this mean to me about finding a chair.” 

“I’m sure he’ll be back soon,” Kakyoin said in way of comfort. He offered you a thin smile as well that did nothing to lift your mood. “Unless he’s lost his way again.” You gave him a wildly panicked look. 

“You’re trying to jinx him!” 

“Jinx--no. Just stating the obvious.” Kakyoin playfully teased. You huffed, pushing him away from you as you stood on your own, a chuckle spilling from his lips. 

“Maybe he fell into the shitter.” Jotaro’s grumbling voice spoke again, only making Kakyoin’s stifled chuckle grow. 

“You two are assholes.” You gruffed, clenching your fists at your side.

What if he had fallen into a toilet? 

You felt your heart clench as you made to march off in search of your best friend when he popped around the corner, a bright smile on his lips and arms spread out to the side. 

“Ta-da! Miss me?” Polnareff’s gray eyes found you in seconds, the corners of them crinkling as his smile continued to grow.

“Obviously.” Your own smile came to your lips as he moved into your orbit. His eyes shined at your confirmation of his question. “You left me here with these grumpy guses.” You hooked a thumb in the direction of your other friends.

“...I don’t think I’m a grumpy gus.” Kakyoin murmured from somewhere behind you, almost sounding offended.

“Forgive me, mon ange. I should have taken you with me.” You crossed your arms over your chest, giving him a mocking, displeased huff. 

“Damn straight you should have taken me with you. Better than standing here in the blazing heat with no chair in sight.” At the reminder of your aching feet, you gave a dramatic pout that only pissed Jotaro off further. 

“Did you get them?” Jotaro grumbled, changing the topic quickly. Polnareff nodded to the most grumpiest of the guses way, pulling out a box of cigarettes from his pocket. They were tossed Jotaro’s way, the teen catching it without any trouble as usual before those soft, gray eyes were back onto you. 

“Come. We’ll sit together. I got you a little something too.” Polnareff spoke as he lowered himself down onto the dusty ground, criss-crossing his legs together. He gave his thick thigh a pat before reaching up to take your hand. You were quick to accept it, allowing him to guide you down into his lap. 

You gave a sigh of relief that you used your diaphragm to make spill out louder then it needed to be from your mouth just to further grate on Jotaro’s nerves. He stared daggers your way as he placed a cigarette between his lips.  

“There is no way your feet hurt that much.” Kakyoin voiced, that bit of amusement at your antics clear in his voice.

“Oh, it felt like I was standing on a street full of needles. Ouch.” You gave a played-up wince.

Polnareff’s chuckle shook through your back as he rested his chin on your shoulder. One of his strong arms snaked around your waist to hold you securely against him, while the other came to sit before your eyes in a closed fist. 

“To make you feel better.” And he opened his fingers to reveal a tiny wooden black cat. “In France, if you treat them with the utmost care, it is believed they will bring you good luck.” You gently ran a finger over the head of the wooden critter. “Of course, this isn’t a true cat but I believe it will do the same for you.” You turned your gaze slightly to look at Polnareff’s face from out of the corner of your eye.

“Thank you. I will treat him oh so well.” Craning your head back a bit, you placed a sweet but fleeting kiss to his warm cheek. As you looked away, you saw his face flush a deep red, full lips parting at such affection from you. 

God you absolutely loved making that blush form over his skin.

“I will name him…” You started, taking the cat from Polnareff’s hand, turning it this way and that. “Charm. Because he is a good luck charm.”

“Very original,” Jotaro commented in that deadpanned, yet all too sassy, way of his. 

“I think it’s…charming.” Polnareff joked on a badly stifled laugh that came out in pffting spurts. You couldn’t help but laugh alongside him at his joke or at the way Jotaro closed his eyes on a deep exhale of smoke and annoyance.  

“See? This is why you are my best friend. You get it.” You had just finished your sentence when you felt Polnareff nuzzling his cheek against the side of your head. 

It was your turn to feel like your skin was on fire then. Your turn to feel those butterflies you were hardly concealing flutter violently within your stomach.

You almost begged him to do it again, but held your tongue. Not yet…though, maybe with this bit of luck he had gifted you, you would finally find the courage to let those butterflies fly free.

[omelette-archives]

OMELETTE FANDOM/FANBASE

RAZZ: I fear we'd lose Tomathy to the smol-beanification😔 like half of the fandom would either be coddling him and being like "my innocent sweet little boi" or like throwing him around like an emotional stuffed bear for the narrative trauma in fanfiction like he just conveniently happened to know this particular person who knows this

Eustace and Jerard would be written to be enemies despite being roommates like I already seeing that happening😭😭😭😭 just cause Eustace is a criminal and Jerard is a detective like the fandom would either hate or love Jerard and the rest would just be so confounded by Luigi like they wouldn't know WHAT to feel for that fella

Jules is like the VIP favourite.... i hope so anyway..... like she's the random character that pops in the narrative or breaks the 4th wall for some reason god i can already see the backlash towards us

CITRUSY: I think in the fandom tomathy would be beyond babygirlified, that man (and Eustace) would be ‘smol bean’-ified by half the fandom whilst the other half would make it hardass - ‘adopted father tomathy’ would be a thing too.

Lots of found family I can imagine. Everyone starting off cold and then warming up.

Obligatory ‘alternate universe’ tag, ‘everyone lives no one dies’ “no beta we die like monty”

No one can consistently agree on what Luigi is like so every fic has him acting differently.

They’d make Andrew a slut

Running Gag that Jules always has a different hair colour and the whole blue hair and pronouns thing

Himboification of Boris, seeing that man in pink aprons and making him a malewife

Video essay of why Jerard is a bad protagonist and it should have been (x)

A lot of multi-shipping/ crack shipping, one of which being Brewster/Christine so Jerard has to watch his mother date his superior

‘Why it’s controversial/ unethical for godlings [Luigi] to date anyone’

Bringing back yolks as vines compilations

Someone would have a cardboard cutout of Jerard

Luigi shrine.

COMMENTARY

the horrors, Luigi would be the slut not Andrew CONTROVERSIAL TAKE CONTROVERSIAL DON'T BURN ME DOWN They’re going to sick the firing squad on you 😖😖🚨 I'll stand tall as they line me up🥹 I need to see into your world, because it seems so much more vibrant like the night district hidden by an alley

THE VIDEO ESSAYS STOP just every few weeks we see a targeted video to the authors/co-creators ranting about how it was such a poor choice to cast Jerard😭 It gets so bad the authors/cocreators have to deactivate their twitter accounts 😖

I WAS LITERALLY THINKING ABOUT THAT rarepair it was too funny like the black&white photos made me reminisce and cackle Top tier crack ship making them married and then divorced all before JJB’s eyes do you think Jerard has a sliver of pure fear when he mistakenly thinks that Brewster could be his potential father😭 Jerard doing everything in his power to convince his mother that Brewster is not for her and subtly subliminally messaging Brewster 😭Jerard would already have the rope around his neck at the thought of brews at family functions

the cardboard lifesize cutout will terrify me beyond doubts.... I'll know never to cross paths with that person What if I become that person…..😈 I genuinely see that happening and I'm afraid we'll have to communicate only via discord 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😖😖😭😖😖😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

what do you mean, we already have a luigi shrine (me)🙄 😭😭😭 youre the walking shrine, but only for V1 luigi 🙂‍↔️😖

JJB AND EUSTACE AS ENEMIES YOURR GENIUS😭😭 sometimes I genuinely forget that they share a place of residence and there’s next to zero chance JJB can’t tell Eustace is on something 😭😭 it's so funny cause the fanbase would just assume the other would have suspicious vibes from the other at least😭 Theories that either JJB fucking sucks at his job or he knows but doesn’t bother to report it😭

“I hope so anyway” the bias is so strong 😭 we love Jules but she’s unfortunately a woman and everyone knows that people hate woman 😔 woman no good in story woman too no man. At least half the people will be saying “give Jules a gun and let her be allowed to shoot one person a day”🥹

[port-coffeejoy]

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⇾ Capa teste;

⇾ Estilo Vintage.

[fangirl-writes]

Who/What I Write & Masterlists

Hi, I’m the writer here at fangirl-writes and this is a little masterpost/list for the fandoms and ships and people I write for. Some of them don’t have any content yet, but if you want to request a fic for said ship or person, feel free.

Requests Are Always Open, how fast I get to your request depends on how inspired I am by it and how much time I have in my personal life.

I write: X Readers, Poly Relationship X Readers, Ship Fics, Ot3 fics, Ot4 fics, etc. Friendship Fics, Fluff, Angst.

I DO NOT TAKE REQUESTS FOR: Smut (can get a little suggestive), Self-Harm, Suicide, Gore, Mental Illnesses (I don’t feel comfortable writing about what I don’t experience), Abuse, Dark Fics, Sexual Assault, Rape, Pedophilia

All X Readers Female Unless Otherwise Stated Or Requested.

I don’t do transgender reader because I do not feel I could do that justice, as I am not trans. Thank you!

If you don’t see a ship or character you want me to write for, shoot me an ask and I’ll let you know if I feel I can write for them or not!

Who/What I Will Write For:

TV SHOWS:

MBAV: Masterlist

- No Longer Taking Requests For This Series

Cloak and Dagger: Masterlist

- No Longer Taking Requests For This Series

Outer Banks: Masterlist (not yet)

X Readers -

Boys: John B. Routledge, JJ Maybank, Pope Hayward

Girls: Kiara Carrera, Sarah Cameron, Cleo Anderson

Ships:

Jarah, JJPope, JJB, KieSarah, CleoPope, KieCleo, CleoSarah

Stranger Things: Masterlist (not yet)

X Readers -

Boys: Steve Harrington, Johnathan Byers, Eddie Munson, Argyle

Girls: Nancy Wheeler, Robin Buckley

Ships -

Joncy, Stonathan, Stoncy, Ronance, Steddie, Jargyle, Buckingham, Mileven, Lumax, Byler, Greatwise

Teen Wolf: Masterlist (not yet)

X Readers - 

Boys: Scott McCall, Stiles Stilinski, Isaac Lahey, Liam Dunbar, Theo Raken

Girls: Lydia Martin, Allison Argent, Kira Yukimira, Malia Tate

Ships:

Scallison, Stydia, Sciles, Scira, Scisaac, Malira, Allydia, Thiam

Merlin: Masterlist (not yet)

X Readers -

Merlin, Arthur Pendragon, Gwaine, Lancelot, Guinevere, Leon, Eleon, Percival, Morgana, Mordred

Ships:

Merthur, Arwen, Mergwen, Gwencelot, Morgwen, Perwaine

Julie and the Phantoms: Masterlist (not yet)

X Readers -

Julie Molina, Luke Patterson (pansexual king 👑), Reggie Peters

Male Reader or Platonic only: Alex Mercer, Willie

Ships:

Juke, Willex, Ruke, Lalex, Julie x Nick

MOVIES:

Descendants: Masterlist

- No Longer Taking Requests For This Series

Twilight: Masterlist (not yet)

X Readers -

Boys: Edward Cullen, Jacob Black, Jasper Hale, Emmett Cullen, Seth Clearwater, Embry Call, Quil Ateara, Jared Cameron, Paul Lahote

Girls: Bella Swan, Alice Cullen, Rosalie Hale, Leah Clearwater

Ships:

Bedward, Jella, Jalice, Rosemett, Carlesme, Blackwater, Rosella, Jaspella, Balice, Jakeward, Belliciper, Jacobelaward

Dead Poets Society: Masterlist (not yet)

X Readers - 

Neil Perry, Todd Anderson, Charlie Dalton, Knox Overstreet, Steven Meeks, Gerard Pitts

Ships:

Anderperry, Cheeks, Knarlie, Mitts, Daltonperry

The Outsiders: Masterlist (not yet)

X Reader -

Darry Curtis, Sodapop Curtis, Keith “Two-Bit” Matthews, Steve Randle, Dallas Winston

Ships:

N/A

The Maze Runner: Masterlist (not yet)

X Readers -

Thomas, Newt, Minho, Frypan, Winston, Gally, Teresa, Brenda, Aris

Ships:

Newtmas, Thominho, Minewt, Thominewt, Brederesa

BANDS:

Queen/BoRhap: Masterlist

- No Longer Taking Requests For This Series

5 Seconds Of Summer: Masterlist (not yet)

X Readers -

Luke Hemmings, Michael Clifford, Calum Hood, Ashton Irwin

YOUTUBE:

Smosh: Masterlist (nope)

X Readers -

Boys: Anthony Padilla, Ian Hecox, Shayne Topp, Damien Haas, Keith Leak Jr., Noah Grossman, Chanse McCrary, Spencer Agnew, bbno$

Girls: Courtney Miller, Angela Giarratana, Arasha Lalani

[matoitech]

jjb js s sjsixoco thinking abt cishet fanfiction insta kills me i imagine it to be so boring so so boring. anyways

cishet fanfiction genres seem to be

1) fics that follows the entire original narrative but the characters are genderbent??

2) the boruto thing with the main characters kids as the protags but the authors pairings are always rly bad. like boruto

3) canon character x reader / self insert

4) torture porn / REALLY weirdly dark shit in smth that isn’t dark at all and the authors like I’m Fucked Up.. I’m Crazy..

[juliajoybell]

AcornTv has not aired this one yet. We just got the episode mr osler regrets. Are you the same Juliajoybelle on ffnet your stories are great. Been thinking of writing a fic myself.

Hi! Thank you very much, yes it’s me on FanFiction.net. Can’t wait to read you if you decide to write online :)

JJB

[demad69]

The Jar Jar Binks Pairing you never saw coming!

Okay I was on AO3 looking for some fics and I saw a Jar Jar pairing. JJB/D.Trump. Really? Please tell me if you see this too.