#jimothy weevilton

[metalmysteries]

Meet Jimothy Weevilton, the Weevil Lord! He has an army of a rare species of weevils, scientific name weevilus evilus, common name weeevil. They can spit deadly acid, cast curses, cause a tornado by swarming and flying in a circle, control you with their hive mind by crawling in your ears into your brain, and drill holes in acorns... evilly. His primary goal is vengeance upon his arch rival famous nu metal artist Daddy Cockroach (the rivalry is very one sided) by turning him into a weevil with his WEEVIL RAY