#jim the memester

[criminalisticonsultant]

Was the sherbooty wrecked

Thoughts and prayers for our Sherlock.✊😔

[adultswim2021]

Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job #40: “Presidents” | March 23, 2009 - 12:30AM | S04E07

Happy New Years. It is 2024, and you know what that means. It’s a dang election year. What better way to kick it off than with an episode of a sketch comedy program titled “Presidents”, which references one of the sketches that’s in it. 

The cold open is one of their most famous. It’s an ad intended for one person; Jim Boonie (whom they call back to in other sketches in the episode). The ad informs Jim that he’s to receive “Free Real Estate”, ending with a pretty funny line read for “It’s Free Real Estate” from Tim. This moment has been GIF’d into oblivion by net-crazy memesters, many of whom to this day will see Tim Heidecker in other projects and wonder aloud “Is that the guy from the Real Estate meme?”. This one advertises a website (freerealestateforjim.biz) but there ain’t nothing on there. 

This one has a fairly low-effort/minimal framing device where Ben Hur is hosting the show. He is one of the nastiest men to ever live. He sits next to a small collection of hummel figurines and has video shoot out of his face, expressed with beams of light radiating outward, as a means for transition into new sketches. There’s not much to this one, but at least it’s specific. 

Hey, it’s a Kid Break! They’ve yet to take this sketch to higher highs than the first installment, but you can’t blame them for trying. In this one, Tim’s character sings about having sensitive nipples that bleed when they rub up against his shirt. Eric is disgusted with him and plainly speaks his mind about it, suggesting that this is too specific of a problem to sing about. “This is a song about a woman’s problem and it’s disgusting”. This one has it’s moments and it's probably not the worst one of these, despite the in-universe objections being made about it.

Steve Brule gets an actual dang sketch and not just a Brules Rule or some kind of ass-slapping fest with the Married News Team. In this one Steve Brule is a Slim Goodbye type of figure, wearing layers of bodysuits that illustrate where bones, muscles, and organs are. There’s also a layer of disgusting man-skin. A small group of children look on, looking mildly disturbed. This one’s pretty okay, and also has some funny lines, like when he says the only part of your body that needs bones is the center part, and shows off a mysterious organ where teeth come from. Dang guy says “Muscles” wrong. 

The episode is named after Tim and Eric doing a horse-around at a podium, announcing their candidacy for president. They bicker back and forth over who’s going to be the president and who’s going to be the vice president. This one feels slight, but they do have a way with words and the ways they try to diminish each other is funny. We got a joke about Jokerman font, which was probably more original back in 2009. This is reminiscent of the sketch where they run competing price stores, but about 70% as funny. I do like when Eric calls Tim a “‘Tute Man”, meaning prostitutes, and shames Tim into bringing them to even his parents house.

White Boyz is a weird one where the only idea they seemed to go into it with was the costume and make-up. This is sort of just an art video where they musically announce themselves and do strange motions to one another that involve feeding each other beams of energy, as if they are otherworldly creatures. There actually was more to this one; the DVD contains a deleted scene where they get little talking head segments where they just talk about having normal guy hobbies, insisting that they are normal boys who like a ton of sun. I get why they went a different way, even though some of it is funny; it just doesn't feel very original.

I am just going to link to this playlist, which seems to contain every season 4 DVD extra. It’s in there, along with other things I forgot to link to in other write-ups. 

The next sketch is Michael Ian Black, playing himself (but in a wig), as the host of “focus on comedy”, a show where he interviews Tim and Eric and asks them leading questions about getting high to write comedy. Tim and Eric gleefully speak about doing “marijuanno” and they just go nuts. I don’t mind this one, but given how much respect I’ve lost for Michael Ian Black over the years, this one is at least repulsive on a shallow level. I do think the opening is a little funny, and I like the nonsensical “microscope” transition. 

This one also features The Best of Pusswhip Banggang, a Cajun swamp rock band that sings improvised-sounding songs about Jambalaya and whatnot. This one has a full performance of said song on the DVD (or that playlist, if you’d rather). Drag City released a picture disc single of Jambalaya in 2014. 

This one was a mixed bag, but so far this season matches my memory of being stronger than season three. Even episodes like this, which give plenty of breathing room to it’s imperfections, still feel like a marked improvement over all but the two great season three episodes (Chan/Jim and Derrck). 

EPHEMERA CORNER:

The Venture Bros. Season 3 DVD (March 24, 2009)

The Venture Bros. Season three DVD is a fairly typical Venture Bros. release, with audio commentaries on every episode and deleted scenes and stuff. But, there were two notable things about this release: 1) it was the first Adult Swim release that was also issued on blu-ray! I forget and also I don’t care enough to find out if the blu-ray came out on the same day. At the time this came out, I did not have a blu-ray player, so I initially bought the DVD. I eventually got the blu-ray. How cool is it, owning the Venture Bros. on blu? It’s one of the best things about being alive, practically. 

2) it was MISSING a PROMISED extra: the deleted, but fully-animated cold-open for two-part season finale, in which the Monarch seems to have broken into Venture compound and beheaded his enemies, but it turns out to be a holodeck-style battle simulation. This is just to set up the fact that the Monarch is on his way to ambush Dr. Venture. I think they released it online first, and said they’d put it on the DVD. THEY LIED! 

My guess as to why it was fully animated (unlike other deleted scenes), was that they were probably thinking the two-part episode was going to air a full-hour special, and that probably afforded them a little extra running time. This missing cold open was released as an extra on the season four set.

MAIL BAG

From KON, mouthing off about me wondering if the "honorary black man" episode of Delocated was pulled from streaming:

All of them were pulled from streaming!!!!!!! As well as several dozen unrelated shows across various networks and blocks. Oh and HAPPY FREAKING NEW YEAR!

The worst thing about this is that Steamboat William entered the public domain, and will HBOMax ever put that up? They truly hate animation, which is what Delocated probably also is.

you said "im not telling on them" in like 3 of your last seven articles. it's time to admit it: you're a tattle tale. you're woke and you're broke. No amount of racist guys in your header are gonna disabuse me of this notion. you're acab. you're spun in and there are no survivors.

You are a bitch and I am a guy who likes to speak my mind. We are not the same, except I'm also a bitch.

Did you know: the original script for that M*A*S*H scene you referenced read "he flipped out" but Gary Burghoff objected to using the word "flipped"

happy new year

Thank you for saying this NICELY and not in some caustic Denis Leary style tone. Happy new year to you my friend

[seedfinance]

Jim Cramer’s 6 potential catalysts that could push stocks higher

CNBC’s Jim Cramer on Monday attempted to focus on potential catalysts that could help drive stocks higher, saying he wanted to “put downside risks aside and focus on upside risks.”

“You want to understand this market, don’t just focus on the downside risks. Sure, there’s a lot to worry about when you’re bullish, but there’s a lot more to worry about when you’re bearish,” said the Mad Money, said the host.

Here is Cramer’s list of six “upside risks” to stocks.

1. Income

Wall Street is nearing the end of a “remarkable earnings season” as companies tackle supply chain challenges and complications related to the Covid Delta variant, Cramer said.

It is possible that the next financial results “could continue to be very strong,” said Cramer. “From the health sector to the semis through industry to the banks, they have usually developed much better than expected, even if the market did not always appreciate this strength.”

2. The Fed

Cramer said bearish investors are falling asleep on the prospect that the Federal Reserve will maintain its highly accommodating monetary policy a little longer than expected due to the delta variant.

“There are just too many companies being harmed by the virus, especially small businesses, which makes it much less likely that the Fed will even talk about putting the economy on the brakes right now, as some people claim,” Cramer said. “It doesn’t matter that we got a fabulous employment number on Friday when we see over 100,000 new cases of Covid every day.”

3. Cash to work

New money coming into the market could help prolong the stock rally, Cramer said.

“There’s $ 4 trillion on the sidelines. We thought it was $ 3 trillion, but then we found out about extra trillions in monetary funds that can’t really stay there because their interest rates are so low, especially when compared to high quality dividend stocks.” said Kramer.

In this context, Cramer said that increased activity from private equity giants like Blackstone and KKR could also be in sight. “If we get a wave of leveraged buyouts that could offset the slowdown in takeovers thanks to the Justice Department’s tougher stance on antitrust law, beware,” said Cramer.

4. Meme frenzy

While GameStop and AMC are the figureheads of the chat room-driven meme stock frenzy that began in January, Cramer said bearish investors need to be aware of the potential for their bets on other companies to backfire.

“AMD has been stuck in the mud for ages waiting for the Xilinx acquisition to complete, but there is a significant short position here so the Memesters struck and bought AMD hand over fist. You never know where they’re going to strike. “Next,” said Cramer.

5. Washington Politics

The bipartisan infrastructure package that is being negotiated is likely to be a boon to the economy, Cramer said, and the recent extension of the eviction moratorium by the Biden government means “people who are not evicted can use that money to buy things or even invest in the stock market. “

“Meanwhile, child tax deductions are pumping even more disposable income into the economy,” said Cramer.

6. Hedge Funds

“Bearish hedge funds keep capitulating, and they have. They have to buy stocks to keep up with the averages. These people would rather wait for a pullback, but this cop refuses to give them a good entry point,” said Cramer.

source https://seedfinance.net/2021/08/10/jim-cramers-6-potential-catalysts-that-could-push-stocks-higher/

[grgedoors02142]

'The Art Of The Fail': The Meme That Ate Donald Trump's Book

President Donald Trump’s business boasts in his book The Art of the Deal returned to haunt him after the GOP failed to repeal Obamacare and replace it with his Trumpcare health plan Friday. And the irony was not lost on many social media users, who quickly turned the title into hilarious memes.

To illustrate the GOP’s bill failure, memesters and commentators offered up new titles, such as “The Art of the Fail,” “The Art of the Bad Deal,” “The Art of the Ordeal,” “The Art of Repeal,” “The Fart of the Deal,” and even “The Shart of the Deal.” And that doesn’t begin to cover the comments...

@anamariecox http://pic.twitter.com/t3Iuh7jZja

— Tony Barnhart (@MagicTony) March 24, 2017

Hey, @realDonaldTrump , you should read this book a ghostwriter wrote awhile back. It might help.#TrumpCare #ArtOfTheNoDeal #TrumpIsAFraud http://pic.twitter.com/6voZ8cWByV

— Willie Opper (@wopper42) March 24, 2017

Vote pulled. We're winning. Trump is losing. Bigly. #TrumpCare http://pic.twitter.com/PCA5Ve65FO

— Billy Fleming (@JooBilly) March 24, 2017

“The worst thing you can possibly do in a deal is seem desperate to make it.” – The Art of The Deal.

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) November 25, 2013

Smearing is easy young man, governing is harder!! #Obamacare #Trumpcare #killthebill #hamiltonmusical #artofthedeal @POTUS @realDonaldTrump http://pic.twitter.com/vYjYxxk9vH

— Mario Vega (@WroteMyWay0ut) March 24, 2017

The Art of the Deal 1. Don’t learn abt the deal 2. Take someone else’s deal 3. Let 3rd party offer worse deal 4. Beg 5. Give up on the deal

— Seth (@spllck) March 24, 2017

Welp, no need to ever buy a copy of The Art Of The Deal, because we just witnessed the book's entire premise fail in real time.

— Lily Herman (@lkherman) March 24, 2017

Is there a chapter in the Art of the Deal on having your bluff called?

— Aaron Blake (@AaronBlake) March 24, 2017

@FranklinFoer @ericgarland the fart of the deal

— Heidi Hunt (@heidihunt33) March 24, 2017

Dang, I guess Ryan wasn't paying attention to the TITLE! "The Art of the Deal"#TrumpFail#Obamacare#FARTofTheDeal http://pic.twitter.com/OLWLtBkkYZ

— Resist Now ☮ (@ItIzBiz) March 24, 2017

@FranklinFoer Art of the Ordeal

— Ronda Zwierz (@PunnedIt55) March 25, 2017

Trump has blinked. So much for the Art of the Deal. #loser @realDonaldTrump

— Michael Moore (@MMFlint) March 24, 2017

You know that Art of the Deal strategy? It yielded six bankruptcies.

— Franklin Foer (@FranklinFoer) March 24, 2017

Home Depot just replaced firewood with copies of "Art of the Deal."

— Alan Spencer (@MrAlanSpencer) March 24, 2017

@FranklinFoer @ericgarland NOT to mention the book was written by Tony Schwartz who KNEW America was getting a bum deal w/a President Trump

— Free (@jjorfree17) March 24, 2017

@kalpenn he's an unbelievable closer

— Chris (@chall77) March 24, 2017

"Make empty threats. Ignore everyone. Hire incompetent people to do important jobs. Blow it all off and go golfing." - The Art of the Deal

— Ken Tremendous (@KenTremendous) March 24, 2017

More like the shart of the deal: Thursday vote on health care bill canceled https://t.co/ZylsiS3tWF http://pic.twitter.com/OzqAjZlxkt

— Kara Swisher (@karaswisher) March 23, 2017

The Shart of the Deal

— Ana Marie Cox (@anamariecox) March 24, 2017

Actor Jim Carrey went way out on a limb to post the most memorable dig, with visual that earned him lots of Twitter admonishments to “have some respect” for the president.

;^P http://pic.twitter.com/OKmF3aAJ3U

— Jim Carrey (@JimCarrey) March 24, 2017

@kalpenn Drumpf's political capitol the first 100 days! http://pic.twitter.com/xd4P4CJBeX

— Dale Kowcenuk (@dkrussell61) March 24, 2017

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'The Art Of The Fail': The Meme That Ate Donald Trump's Book

President Donald Trump’s business boasts in his book The Art of the Deal returned to haunt him after the GOP failed to repeal Obamacare and replace it with his Trumpcare health plan Friday. And the irony was not lost on many social media users, who quickly turned the title into hilarious memes.

To illustrate the GOP’s bill failure, memesters and commentators offered up new titles, such as “The Art of the Fail,” “The Art of the Bad Deal,” “The Art of the Ordeal,” “The Art of Repeal,” “The Fart of the Deal,” and even “The Shart of the Deal.” And that doesn’t begin to cover the comments...

@anamariecox http://pic.twitter.com/t3Iuh7jZja

— Tony Barnhart (@MagicTony) March 24, 2017

Hey, @realDonaldTrump , you should read this book a ghostwriter wrote awhile back. It might help.#TrumpCare #ArtOfTheNoDeal #TrumpIsAFraud http://pic.twitter.com/6voZ8cWByV

— Willie Opper (@wopper42) March 24, 2017

Vote pulled. We're winning. Trump is losing. Bigly. #TrumpCare http://pic.twitter.com/PCA5Ve65FO

— Billy Fleming (@JooBilly) March 24, 2017

“The worst thing you can possibly do in a deal is seem desperate to make it.” – The Art of The Deal.

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) November 25, 2013

Smearing is easy young man, governing is harder!! #Obamacare #Trumpcare #killthebill #hamiltonmusical #artofthedeal @POTUS @realDonaldTrump http://pic.twitter.com/vYjYxxk9vH

— Mario Vega (@WroteMyWay0ut) March 24, 2017

The Art of the Deal 1. Don’t learn abt the deal 2. Take someone else’s deal 3. Let 3rd party offer worse deal 4. Beg 5. Give up on the deal

— Seth (@spllck) March 24, 2017

Welp, no need to ever buy a copy of The Art Of The Deal, because we just witnessed the book's entire premise fail in real time.

— Lily Herman (@lkherman) March 24, 2017

Is there a chapter in the Art of the Deal on having your bluff called?

— Aaron Blake (@AaronBlake) March 24, 2017

@FranklinFoer @ericgarland the fart of the deal

— Heidi Hunt (@heidihunt33) March 24, 2017

Dang, I guess Ryan wasn't paying attention to the TITLE! "The Art of the Deal"#TrumpFail#Obamacare#FARTofTheDeal http://pic.twitter.com/OLWLtBkkYZ

— Resist Now ☮ (@ItIzBiz) March 24, 2017

@FranklinFoer Art of the Ordeal

— Ronda Zwierz (@PunnedIt55) March 25, 2017

Trump has blinked. So much for the Art of the Deal. #loser @realDonaldTrump

— Michael Moore (@MMFlint) March 24, 2017

You know that Art of the Deal strategy? It yielded six bankruptcies.

— Franklin Foer (@FranklinFoer) March 24, 2017

Home Depot just replaced firewood with copies of "Art of the Deal."

— Alan Spencer (@MrAlanSpencer) March 24, 2017

@FranklinFoer @ericgarland NOT to mention the book was written by Tony Schwartz who KNEW America was getting a bum deal w/a President Trump

— Free (@jjorfree17) March 24, 2017

@kalpenn he's an unbelievable closer

— Chris (@chall77) March 24, 2017

"Make empty threats. Ignore everyone. Hire incompetent people to do important jobs. Blow it all off and go golfing." - The Art of the Deal

— Ken Tremendous (@KenTremendous) March 24, 2017

More like the shart of the deal: Thursday vote on health care bill canceled https://t.co/ZylsiS3tWF http://pic.twitter.com/OzqAjZlxkt

— Kara Swisher (@karaswisher) March 23, 2017

The Shart of the Deal

— Ana Marie Cox (@anamariecox) March 24, 2017

Actor Jim Carrey went way out on a limb to post the most memorable dig, with visual that earned him lots of Twitter admonishments to “have some respect” for the president.

;^P http://pic.twitter.com/OKmF3aAJ3U

— Jim Carrey (@JimCarrey) March 24, 2017

@kalpenn Drumpf's political capitol the first 100 days! http://pic.twitter.com/xd4P4CJBeX

— Dale Kowcenuk (@dkrussell61) March 24, 2017

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[rtawngs20815]

'The Art Of The Fail': The Meme That Ate Donald Trump's Book

President Donald Trump’s business boasts in his book The Art of the Deal returned to haunt him after the GOP failed to repeal Obamacare and replace it with his Trumpcare health plan Friday. And the irony was not lost on many social media users, who quickly turned the title into hilarious memes.

To illustrate the GOP’s bill failure, memesters and commentators offered up new titles, such as “The Art of the Fail,” “The Art of the Bad Deal,” “The Art of the Ordeal,” “The Art of Repeal,” “The Fart of the Deal,” and even “The Shart of the Deal.” And that doesn’t begin to cover the comments...

@anamariecox http://pic.twitter.com/t3Iuh7jZja

— Tony Barnhart (@MagicTony) March 24, 2017

Hey, @realDonaldTrump , you should read this book a ghostwriter wrote awhile back. It might help.#TrumpCare #ArtOfTheNoDeal #TrumpIsAFraud http://pic.twitter.com/6voZ8cWByV

— Willie Opper (@wopper42) March 24, 2017

Vote pulled. We're winning. Trump is losing. Bigly. #TrumpCare http://pic.twitter.com/PCA5Ve65FO

— Billy Fleming (@JooBilly) March 24, 2017

“The worst thing you can possibly do in a deal is seem desperate to make it.” – The Art of The Deal.

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) November 25, 2013

Smearing is easy young man, governing is harder!! #Obamacare #Trumpcare #killthebill #hamiltonmusical #artofthedeal @POTUS @realDonaldTrump http://pic.twitter.com/vYjYxxk9vH

— Mario Vega (@WroteMyWay0ut) March 24, 2017

The Art of the Deal 1. Don’t learn abt the deal 2. Take someone else’s deal 3. Let 3rd party offer worse deal 4. Beg 5. Give up on the deal

— Seth (@spllck) March 24, 2017

Welp, no need to ever buy a copy of The Art Of The Deal, because we just witnessed the book's entire premise fail in real time.

— Lily Herman (@lkherman) March 24, 2017

Is there a chapter in the Art of the Deal on having your bluff called?

— Aaron Blake (@AaronBlake) March 24, 2017

@FranklinFoer @ericgarland the fart of the deal

— Heidi Hunt (@heidihunt33) March 24, 2017

Dang, I guess Ryan wasn't paying attention to the TITLE! "The Art of the Deal"#TrumpFail#Obamacare#FARTofTheDeal http://pic.twitter.com/OLWLtBkkYZ

— Resist Now ☮ (@ItIzBiz) March 24, 2017

@FranklinFoer Art of the Ordeal

— Ronda Zwierz (@PunnedIt55) March 25, 2017

Trump has blinked. So much for the Art of the Deal. #loser @realDonaldTrump

— Michael Moore (@MMFlint) March 24, 2017

You know that Art of the Deal strategy? It yielded six bankruptcies.

— Franklin Foer (@FranklinFoer) March 24, 2017

Home Depot just replaced firewood with copies of "Art of the Deal."

— Alan Spencer (@MrAlanSpencer) March 24, 2017

@FranklinFoer @ericgarland NOT to mention the book was written by Tony Schwartz who KNEW America was getting a bum deal w/a President Trump

— Free (@jjorfree17) March 24, 2017

@kalpenn he's an unbelievable closer

— Chris (@chall77) March 24, 2017

"Make empty threats. Ignore everyone. Hire incompetent people to do important jobs. Blow it all off and go golfing." - The Art of the Deal

— Ken Tremendous (@KenTremendous) March 24, 2017

More like the shart of the deal: Thursday vote on health care bill canceled https://t.co/ZylsiS3tWF http://pic.twitter.com/OzqAjZlxkt

— Kara Swisher (@karaswisher) March 23, 2017

The Shart of the Deal

— Ana Marie Cox (@anamariecox) March 24, 2017

Actor Jim Carrey went way out on a limb to post the most memorable dig, with visual that earned him lots of Twitter admonishments to “have some respect” for the president.

;^P http://pic.twitter.com/OKmF3aAJ3U

— Jim Carrey (@JimCarrey) March 24, 2017

@kalpenn Drumpf's political capitol the first 100 days! http://pic.twitter.com/xd4P4CJBeX

— Dale Kowcenuk (@dkrussell61) March 24, 2017

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[repwinpril9y0a1]

'The Art Of The Fail': The Meme That Ate Donald Trump's Book

President Donald Trump’s business boasts in his book The Art of the Deal returned to haunt him after the GOP failed to repeal Obamacare and replace it with his Trumpcare health plan Friday. And the irony was not lost on many social media users, who quickly turned the title into hilarious memes.

To illustrate the GOP’s bill failure, memesters and commentators offered up new titles, such as “The Art of the Fail,” “The Art of the Bad Deal,” “The Art of the Ordeal,” “The Art of Repeal,” “The Fart of the Deal,” and even “The Shart of the Deal.” And that doesn’t begin to cover the comments...

@anamariecox http://pic.twitter.com/t3Iuh7jZja

— Tony Barnhart (@MagicTony) March 24, 2017

Hey, @realDonaldTrump , you should read this book a ghostwriter wrote awhile back. It might help.#TrumpCare #ArtOfTheNoDeal #TrumpIsAFraud http://pic.twitter.com/6voZ8cWByV

— Willie Opper (@wopper42) March 24, 2017

Vote pulled. We're winning. Trump is losing. Bigly. #TrumpCare http://pic.twitter.com/PCA5Ve65FO

— Billy Fleming (@JooBilly) March 24, 2017

“The worst thing you can possibly do in a deal is seem desperate to make it.” – The Art of The Deal.

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) November 25, 2013

Smearing is easy young man, governing is harder!! #Obamacare #Trumpcare #killthebill #hamiltonmusical #artofthedeal @POTUS @realDonaldTrump http://pic.twitter.com/vYjYxxk9vH

— Mario Vega (@WroteMyWay0ut) March 24, 2017

The Art of the Deal 1. Don’t learn abt the deal 2. Take someone else’s deal 3. Let 3rd party offer worse deal 4. Beg 5. Give up on the deal

— Seth (@spllck) March 24, 2017

Welp, no need to ever buy a copy of The Art Of The Deal, because we just witnessed the book's entire premise fail in real time.

— Lily Herman (@lkherman) March 24, 2017

Is there a chapter in the Art of the Deal on having your bluff called?

— Aaron Blake (@AaronBlake) March 24, 2017

@FranklinFoer @ericgarland the fart of the deal

— Heidi Hunt (@heidihunt33) March 24, 2017

Dang, I guess Ryan wasn't paying attention to the TITLE! "The Art of the Deal"#TrumpFail#Obamacare#FARTofTheDeal http://pic.twitter.com/OLWLtBkkYZ

— Resist Now ☮ (@ItIzBiz) March 24, 2017

@FranklinFoer Art of the Ordeal

— Ronda Zwierz (@PunnedIt55) March 25, 2017

Trump has blinked. So much for the Art of the Deal. #loser @realDonaldTrump

— Michael Moore (@MMFlint) March 24, 2017

You know that Art of the Deal strategy? It yielded six bankruptcies.

— Franklin Foer (@FranklinFoer) March 24, 2017

Home Depot just replaced firewood with copies of "Art of the Deal."

— Alan Spencer (@MrAlanSpencer) March 24, 2017

@FranklinFoer @ericgarland NOT to mention the book was written by Tony Schwartz who KNEW America was getting a bum deal w/a President Trump

— Free (@jjorfree17) March 24, 2017

@kalpenn he's an unbelievable closer

— Chris (@chall77) March 24, 2017

"Make empty threats. Ignore everyone. Hire incompetent people to do important jobs. Blow it all off and go golfing." - The Art of the Deal

— Ken Tremendous (@KenTremendous) March 24, 2017

More like the shart of the deal: Thursday vote on health care bill canceled https://t.co/ZylsiS3tWF http://pic.twitter.com/OzqAjZlxkt

— Kara Swisher (@karaswisher) March 23, 2017

The Shart of the Deal

— Ana Marie Cox (@anamariecox) March 24, 2017

Actor Jim Carrey went way out on a limb to post the most memorable dig, with visual that earned him lots of Twitter admonishments to “have some respect” for the president.

;^P http://pic.twitter.com/OKmF3aAJ3U

— Jim Carrey (@JimCarrey) March 24, 2017

@kalpenn Drumpf's political capitol the first 100 days! http://pic.twitter.com/xd4P4CJBeX

— Dale Kowcenuk (@dkrussell61) March 24, 2017

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[porchenclose10019]

'The Art Of The Fail': The Meme That Ate Donald Trump's Book

President Donald Trump’s business boasts in his book The Art of the Deal returned to haunt him after the GOP failed to repeal Obamacare and replace it with his Trumpcare health plan Friday. And the irony was not lost on many social media users, who quickly turned the title into hilarious memes.

To illustrate the GOP’s bill failure, memesters and commentators offered up new titles, such as “The Art of the Fail,” “The Art of the Bad Deal,” “The Art of the Ordeal,” “The Art of Repeal,” “The Fart of the Deal,” and even “The Shart of the Deal.” And that doesn’t begin to cover the comments...

@anamariecox http://pic.twitter.com/t3Iuh7jZja

— Tony Barnhart (@MagicTony) March 24, 2017

Hey, @realDonaldTrump , you should read this book a ghostwriter wrote awhile back. It might help.#TrumpCare #ArtOfTheNoDeal #TrumpIsAFraud http://pic.twitter.com/6voZ8cWByV

— Willie Opper (@wopper42) March 24, 2017

Vote pulled. We're winning. Trump is losing. Bigly. #TrumpCare http://pic.twitter.com/PCA5Ve65FO

— Billy Fleming (@JooBilly) March 24, 2017

“The worst thing you can possibly do in a deal is seem desperate to make it.” – The Art of The Deal.

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) November 25, 2013

Smearing is easy young man, governing is harder!! #Obamacare #Trumpcare #killthebill #hamiltonmusical #artofthedeal @POTUS @realDonaldTrump http://pic.twitter.com/vYjYxxk9vH

— Mario Vega (@WroteMyWay0ut) March 24, 2017

The Art of the Deal 1. Don’t learn abt the deal 2. Take someone else’s deal 3. Let 3rd party offer worse deal 4. Beg 5. Give up on the deal

— Seth (@spllck) March 24, 2017

Welp, no need to ever buy a copy of The Art Of The Deal, because we just witnessed the book's entire premise fail in real time.

— Lily Herman (@lkherman) March 24, 2017

Is there a chapter in the Art of the Deal on having your bluff called?

— Aaron Blake (@AaronBlake) March 24, 2017

@FranklinFoer @ericgarland the fart of the deal

— Heidi Hunt (@heidihunt33) March 24, 2017

Dang, I guess Ryan wasn't paying attention to the TITLE! "The Art of the Deal"#TrumpFail#Obamacare#FARTofTheDeal http://pic.twitter.com/OLWLtBkkYZ

— Resist Now ☮ (@ItIzBiz) March 24, 2017

@FranklinFoer Art of the Ordeal

— Ronda Zwierz (@PunnedIt55) March 25, 2017

Trump has blinked. So much for the Art of the Deal. #loser @realDonaldTrump

— Michael Moore (@MMFlint) March 24, 2017

You know that Art of the Deal strategy? It yielded six bankruptcies.

— Franklin Foer (@FranklinFoer) March 24, 2017

Home Depot just replaced firewood with copies of "Art of the Deal."

— Alan Spencer (@MrAlanSpencer) March 24, 2017

@FranklinFoer @ericgarland NOT to mention the book was written by Tony Schwartz who KNEW America was getting a bum deal w/a President Trump

— Free (@jjorfree17) March 24, 2017

@kalpenn he's an unbelievable closer

— Chris (@chall77) March 24, 2017

"Make empty threats. Ignore everyone. Hire incompetent people to do important jobs. Blow it all off and go golfing." - The Art of the Deal

— Ken Tremendous (@KenTremendous) March 24, 2017

More like the shart of the deal: Thursday vote on health care bill canceled https://t.co/ZylsiS3tWF http://pic.twitter.com/OzqAjZlxkt

— Kara Swisher (@karaswisher) March 23, 2017

The Shart of the Deal

— Ana Marie Cox (@anamariecox) March 24, 2017

Actor Jim Carrey went way out on a limb to post the most memorable dig, with visual that earned him lots of Twitter admonishments to “have some respect” for the president.

;^P http://pic.twitter.com/OKmF3aAJ3U

— Jim Carrey (@JimCarrey) March 24, 2017

@kalpenn Drumpf's political capitol the first 100 days! http://pic.twitter.com/xd4P4CJBeX

— Dale Kowcenuk (@dkrussell61) March 24, 2017

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'The Art Of The Fail': The Meme That Ate Donald Trump's Book

President Donald Trump’s business boasts in his book The Art of the Deal returned to haunt him after the GOP failed to repeal Obamacare and replace it with his Trumpcare health plan Friday. And the irony was not lost on many social media users, who quickly turned the title into hilarious memes.

To illustrate the GOP’s bill failure, memesters and commentators offered up new titles, such as “The Art of the Fail,” “The Art of the Bad Deal,” “The Art of the Ordeal,” “The Art of Repeal,” “The Fart of the Deal,” and even “The Shart of the Deal.” And that doesn’t begin to cover the comments...

@anamariecox http://pic.twitter.com/t3Iuh7jZja

— Tony Barnhart (@MagicTony) March 24, 2017

Hey, @realDonaldTrump , you should read this book a ghostwriter wrote awhile back. It might help.#TrumpCare #ArtOfTheNoDeal #TrumpIsAFraud http://pic.twitter.com/6voZ8cWByV

— Willie Opper (@wopper42) March 24, 2017

Vote pulled. We're winning. Trump is losing. Bigly. #TrumpCare http://pic.twitter.com/PCA5Ve65FO

— Billy Fleming (@JooBilly) March 24, 2017

“The worst thing you can possibly do in a deal is seem desperate to make it.” – The Art of The Deal.

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) November 25, 2013

Smearing is easy young man, governing is harder!! #Obamacare #Trumpcare #killthebill #hamiltonmusical #artofthedeal @POTUS @realDonaldTrump http://pic.twitter.com/vYjYxxk9vH

— Mario Vega (@WroteMyWay0ut) March 24, 2017

The Art of the Deal 1. Don’t learn abt the deal 2. Take someone else’s deal 3. Let 3rd party offer worse deal 4. Beg 5. Give up on the deal

— Seth (@spllck) March 24, 2017

Welp, no need to ever buy a copy of The Art Of The Deal, because we just witnessed the book's entire premise fail in real time.

— Lily Herman (@lkherman) March 24, 2017

Is there a chapter in the Art of the Deal on having your bluff called?

— Aaron Blake (@AaronBlake) March 24, 2017

@FranklinFoer @ericgarland the fart of the deal

— Heidi Hunt (@heidihunt33) March 24, 2017

Dang, I guess Ryan wasn't paying attention to the TITLE! "The Art of the Deal"#TrumpFail#Obamacare#FARTofTheDeal http://pic.twitter.com/OLWLtBkkYZ

— Resist Now ☮ (@ItIzBiz) March 24, 2017

@FranklinFoer Art of the Ordeal

— Ronda Zwierz (@PunnedIt55) March 25, 2017

Trump has blinked. So much for the Art of the Deal. #loser @realDonaldTrump

— Michael Moore (@MMFlint) March 24, 2017

You know that Art of the Deal strategy? It yielded six bankruptcies.

— Franklin Foer (@FranklinFoer) March 24, 2017

Home Depot just replaced firewood with copies of "Art of the Deal."

— Alan Spencer (@MrAlanSpencer) March 24, 2017

@FranklinFoer @ericgarland NOT to mention the book was written by Tony Schwartz who KNEW America was getting a bum deal w/a President Trump

— Free (@jjorfree17) March 24, 2017

@kalpenn he's an unbelievable closer

— Chris (@chall77) March 24, 2017

"Make empty threats. Ignore everyone. Hire incompetent people to do important jobs. Blow it all off and go golfing." - The Art of the Deal

— Ken Tremendous (@KenTremendous) March 24, 2017

More like the shart of the deal: Thursday vote on health care bill canceled https://t.co/ZylsiS3tWF http://pic.twitter.com/OzqAjZlxkt

— Kara Swisher (@karaswisher) March 23, 2017

The Shart of the Deal

— Ana Marie Cox (@anamariecox) March 24, 2017

Actor Jim Carrey went way out on a limb to post the most memorable dig, with visual that earned him lots of Twitter admonishments to “have some respect” for the president.

;^P http://pic.twitter.com/OKmF3aAJ3U

— Jim Carrey (@JimCarrey) March 24, 2017

@kalpenn Drumpf's political capitol the first 100 days! http://pic.twitter.com/xd4P4CJBeX

— Dale Kowcenuk (@dkrussell61) March 24, 2017

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[stormdoors78476]

'The Art Of The Fail': The Meme That Ate Donald Trump's Book

President Donald Trump’s business boasts in his book The Art of the Deal returned to haunt him after the GOP failed to repeal Obamacare and replace it with his Trumpcare health plan Friday. And the irony was not lost on many social media users, who quickly turned the title into hilarious memes.

To illustrate the GOP’s bill failure, memesters and commentators offered up new titles, such as “The Art of the Fail,” “The Art of the Bad Deal,” “The Art of the Ordeal,” “The Art of Repeal,” “The Fart of the Deal,” and even “The Shart of the Deal.” And that doesn’t begin to cover the comments...

@anamariecox http://pic.twitter.com/t3Iuh7jZja

— Tony Barnhart (@MagicTony) March 24, 2017

Hey, @realDonaldTrump , you should read this book a ghostwriter wrote awhile back. It might help.#TrumpCare #ArtOfTheNoDeal #TrumpIsAFraud http://pic.twitter.com/6voZ8cWByV

— Willie Opper (@wopper42) March 24, 2017

Vote pulled. We're winning. Trump is losing. Bigly. #TrumpCare http://pic.twitter.com/PCA5Ve65FO

— Billy Fleming (@JooBilly) March 24, 2017

“The worst thing you can possibly do in a deal is seem desperate to make it.” – The Art of The Deal.

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) November 25, 2013

Smearing is easy young man, governing is harder!! #Obamacare #Trumpcare #killthebill #hamiltonmusical #artofthedeal @POTUS @realDonaldTrump http://pic.twitter.com/vYjYxxk9vH

— Mario Vega (@WroteMyWay0ut) March 24, 2017

The Art of the Deal 1. Don’t learn abt the deal 2. Take someone else’s deal 3. Let 3rd party offer worse deal 4. Beg 5. Give up on the deal

— Seth (@spllck) March 24, 2017

Welp, no need to ever buy a copy of The Art Of The Deal, because we just witnessed the book's entire premise fail in real time.

— Lily Herman (@lkherman) March 24, 2017

Is there a chapter in the Art of the Deal on having your bluff called?

— Aaron Blake (@AaronBlake) March 24, 2017

@FranklinFoer @ericgarland the fart of the deal

— Heidi Hunt (@heidihunt33) March 24, 2017

Dang, I guess Ryan wasn't paying attention to the TITLE! "The Art of the Deal"#TrumpFail#Obamacare#FARTofTheDeal http://pic.twitter.com/OLWLtBkkYZ

— Resist Now ☮ (@ItIzBiz) March 24, 2017

@FranklinFoer Art of the Ordeal

— Ronda Zwierz (@PunnedIt55) March 25, 2017

Trump has blinked. So much for the Art of the Deal. #loser @realDonaldTrump

— Michael Moore (@MMFlint) March 24, 2017

You know that Art of the Deal strategy? It yielded six bankruptcies.

— Franklin Foer (@FranklinFoer) March 24, 2017

Home Depot just replaced firewood with copies of "Art of the Deal."

— Alan Spencer (@MrAlanSpencer) March 24, 2017

@FranklinFoer @ericgarland NOT to mention the book was written by Tony Schwartz who KNEW America was getting a bum deal w/a President Trump

— Free (@jjorfree17) March 24, 2017

@kalpenn he's an unbelievable closer

— Chris (@chall77) March 24, 2017

"Make empty threats. Ignore everyone. Hire incompetent people to do important jobs. Blow it all off and go golfing." - The Art of the Deal

— Ken Tremendous (@KenTremendous) March 24, 2017

More like the shart of the deal: Thursday vote on health care bill canceled https://t.co/ZylsiS3tWF http://pic.twitter.com/OzqAjZlxkt

— Kara Swisher (@karaswisher) March 23, 2017

The Shart of the Deal

— Ana Marie Cox (@anamariecox) March 24, 2017

Actor Jim Carrey went way out on a limb to post the most memorable dig, with visual that earned him lots of Twitter admonishments to “have some respect” for the president.

;^P http://pic.twitter.com/OKmF3aAJ3U

— Jim Carrey (@JimCarrey) March 24, 2017

@kalpenn Drumpf's political capitol the first 100 days! http://pic.twitter.com/xd4P4CJBeX

— Dale Kowcenuk (@dkrussell61) March 24, 2017

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[criminalisticonsultant]

Read it as "no one gets me and no one ever will" and thought you were emo

✊😔

you wouldnt get it

[repwincoml4a0a5]

'The Art Of The Fail': The Meme That Ate Donald Trump's Book

President Donald Trump’s business boasts in his book The Art of the Deal returned to haunt him after the GOP failed to repeal Obamacare and replace it with his Trumpcare health plan Friday. And the irony was not lost on many social media users, who quickly turned the title into hilarious memes.

To illustrate the GOP’s bill failure, memesters and commentators offered up new titles, such as “The Art of the Fail,” “The Art of the Bad Deal,” “The Art of the Ordeal,” “The Art of Repeal,” “The Fart of the Deal,” and even “The Shart of the Deal.” And that doesn’t begin to cover the comments...

@anamariecox http://pic.twitter.com/t3Iuh7jZja

— Tony Barnhart (@MagicTony) March 24, 2017

Hey, @realDonaldTrump , you should read this book a ghostwriter wrote awhile back. It might help.#TrumpCare #ArtOfTheNoDeal #TrumpIsAFraud http://pic.twitter.com/6voZ8cWByV

— Willie Opper (@wopper42) March 24, 2017

Vote pulled. We're winning. Trump is losing. Bigly. #TrumpCare http://pic.twitter.com/PCA5Ve65FO

— Billy Fleming (@JooBilly) March 24, 2017

“The worst thing you can possibly do in a deal is seem desperate to make it.” – The Art of The Deal.

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) November 25, 2013

Smearing is easy young man, governing is harder!! #Obamacare #Trumpcare #killthebill #hamiltonmusical #artofthedeal @POTUS @realDonaldTrump http://pic.twitter.com/vYjYxxk9vH

— Mario Vega (@WroteMyWay0ut) March 24, 2017

The Art of the Deal 1. Don’t learn abt the deal 2. Take someone else’s deal 3. Let 3rd party offer worse deal 4. Beg 5. Give up on the deal

— Seth (@spllck) March 24, 2017

Welp, no need to ever buy a copy of The Art Of The Deal, because we just witnessed the book's entire premise fail in real time.

— Lily Herman (@lkherman) March 24, 2017

Is there a chapter in the Art of the Deal on having your bluff called?

— Aaron Blake (@AaronBlake) March 24, 2017

@FranklinFoer @ericgarland the fart of the deal

— Heidi Hunt (@heidihunt33) March 24, 2017

Dang, I guess Ryan wasn't paying attention to the TITLE! "The Art of the Deal"#TrumpFail#Obamacare#FARTofTheDeal http://pic.twitter.com/OLWLtBkkYZ

— Resist Now ☮ (@ItIzBiz) March 24, 2017

@FranklinFoer Art of the Ordeal

— Ronda Zwierz (@PunnedIt55) March 25, 2017

Trump has blinked. So much for the Art of the Deal. #loser @realDonaldTrump

— Michael Moore (@MMFlint) March 24, 2017

You know that Art of the Deal strategy? It yielded six bankruptcies.

— Franklin Foer (@FranklinFoer) March 24, 2017

Home Depot just replaced firewood with copies of "Art of the Deal."

— Alan Spencer (@MrAlanSpencer) March 24, 2017

@FranklinFoer @ericgarland NOT to mention the book was written by Tony Schwartz who KNEW America was getting a bum deal w/a President Trump

— Free (@jjorfree17) March 24, 2017

@kalpenn he's an unbelievable closer

— Chris (@chall77) March 24, 2017

"Make empty threats. Ignore everyone. Hire incompetent people to do important jobs. Blow it all off and go golfing." - The Art of the Deal

— Ken Tremendous (@KenTremendous) March 24, 2017

More like the shart of the deal: Thursday vote on health care bill canceled https://t.co/ZylsiS3tWF http://pic.twitter.com/OzqAjZlxkt

— Kara Swisher (@karaswisher) March 23, 2017

The Shart of the Deal

— Ana Marie Cox (@anamariecox) March 24, 2017

Actor Jim Carrey went way out on a limb to post the most memorable dig, with visual that earned him lots of Twitter admonishments to “have some respect” for the president.

;^P http://pic.twitter.com/OKmF3aAJ3U

— Jim Carrey (@JimCarrey) March 24, 2017

@kalpenn Drumpf's political capitol the first 100 days! http://pic.twitter.com/xd4P4CJBeX

— Dale Kowcenuk (@dkrussell61) March 24, 2017

type=type=RelatedArticlesblockTitle=Related Coverage + articlesList=58d5a4aee4b03692bea62b40,58d51210e4b06c3d3d3e6c90

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[criminalisticonsultant]

Inchresting. I thought you would like having a song written about you.

[criminalisticonsultant]

Sure jan? -🐝

[criminalisticonsultant]

ooc) fucking love she by dodie ‼️‼️

OOC I wrote that song for Jim and Rags, me personally. It's me. I'm the song writer. You're welcome for my gift to the world. You're welcome