#jfc okay i'm done

[meyerlansky]

dancing cheek to cheek (to cheek) (7563 words) by littlelansky chapters: 1/1 fandom: Masters of the Air (TV 2024) rating: Explicit warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply relationships: Curtis Biddick/Gale "Buck" Cleven/John Clarence "Bucky" Egan, Curtis Biddick/John Clarence "Bucky" Egan, Curtis Biddick/Gale "Buck" Cleven, Gale "Buck" Cleven/John Clarence "Bucky" Egan characters: Curtis Biddick, John Clarence "Bucky" Egan, Gale "Buck" Cleven additional tags: Friends With Benefits, Friends to Lovers, Falling In Love, Unresolved Sexual Tension, Mutual Pining, Period Typical Attitudes, Internalized Homophobia, (it's light though dw), Canon Compliant, Dom/sub Undertones, Dirty Talk, Anal Sex, Hand Jobs, Making Out, Drunk Sex, Whiskey Dick, POV Curtis Biddick series: Part 1 of three bluebirds summary:

If Bucky’s with Curt, he’s with him. No biting back another guy’s name, no faraway look in his eyes. It’d probably have made the whole thing easier if there had been.

Because when Bucky’s boy rolls in, Curt takes one look at him and whistles low.

“I was lowballin’ it on ‘twice as pretty,’ huh,” he mutters to Bucky, quiet enough no one else can hear. He scowls, played-up, to counter the stupid grin on Bucky’s face. “And you just let me. Some friend you are.”

(In which Curt catches feelings twice.)

[read it on ao3!]

[illiana-mystery]

Hellooo Professor!!

[a-purple-pineapple28]

ok, listen up

to the person who said Before Your Eyes wasn't sad at all

I will find you

[youhavebeentraceyd]

when a character asks another character, that clearly looks upset "are you okay?": booo 🤮 that sucks 👎 bad writing 🥱 do better.

when a character asks another character that looks totally fine "are you okay?: oh hell yeah 😍 that's the good shit 👍 now start crying from the question ✨ oh baby this is top tier 💯

[musical-chick-13]

GOD, time to. Finish revising/editing this one (1) remaining section I guess. Pray for these last 500 words.

[ghostboyjules]

made the mistake of listening to boygenius' new album while I was at work earlier and it literally hurt my feelings so bad I mentally blocked it out until like. 30 seconds ago. like fr they didn't have to say all that.

[localsharkcryptid]

Alright, I've been sorta planning a post like this for a hot fucking minute but I've officially hit my limit.

As an official announcement: I don't give a fuck if you like Dream or not, what I care about is whether or not you think threatening people and threatening actual MURDER is an okay thing if the target is Dream/His fans.

I'm a neutral party over all when it comes to Dream, in my opinion I just think he's a 24 year old white guy who's said and done stupid young adult shit from time to time - considering no allegations have actually been proven and in all honesty I'll care about allegations when the rest of the people associated with him say something but either way this isn't about that. With that said, I need to fucking say that this shit of death threating and other various forms of harassment has gone way too fucking far and I'm not fucking standing for it. Cause I'm sorry but threatening to shoot up an event is just not fucking okay, it's not, I don't give a fuck, there is nothing that justifies that. There's nothing that justifies attacking people for liking a Minecraft YouTuber especially on the scale that people attack Dream fans specifically.

I am a very firm believer in trying to see the best in a person and that people can change- to me second chances are important especially to people who are willing to learn from their mistakes, but my fucking patience is running real thin on this shit with the people who genuinely think this is okay.

All in all, if you genuinely think this behavior is okay or justified, please get the fuck away from me and check your fucking morals - hurting or threatening to hurt innocent people for liking someone's content is not fucking okay. None of it is and everyone needs to chill the fuck out cause this shit doesn't need to be this serious and jfc do people on this site specifically need to recognize that. An event shouldn't have to be cancelled cause of this kind of shit.

[astrxealis]

and HI GOOD MORNING !!!!!

[hyaciiintho]

🌸｡*ﾟ+.-sweats profusely as he adds one more and contemplates REAL HARD on another-

🌸｡*ﾟ+.-giggles cutely as he adds, not one, but 3 ace attorney muses to his list- (◕‿◕✿)

[champawattigress]

Okay, I'm not enormously sentimental, and I fully acknowledge that the XL bully issue in the UK is more nuanced than people (on either side) are willing to admit, but jfc.

We're literally DNA testing newborn abandoned pups, who've done absolutely nothing wrong, to see if we have to euthanize them just for existing. Hellworld.

[krokonoko]

okay so a couple more nuanced thoughts about the whole JayVik thing

if you're not satisfied with the ending we got for them, I get it.

I know ppl have been handing this around celebrating that all the queers get something in Arcane but. I mean, MAN if this lineup isn't a perfect illustration of where there's still work to be done when it comes to equal treatment of queer relationships in media.

but at the same time, personally, I'm still mostly satisfied with what we got. and not because of "let men be platonic friends". cause jfc how often do we have to say it: they are never anything BUT platonic friends. "the moment is stronger because it's platonic" look, as a whole ass aspec person: shut. the moment would not have been cheapened by a queer kiss. but I digress.

the reason I'm alright with this might be because I expected worse. like, way worse. that, and also this moment did not feel cynical to me, or queerbait-y, or like it was trying to satisfy all sides. it felt very earnest to me.

and I haven't kept up with creator interviews or anything, but from what I've gathered, there seems to have been a certain. lack of unity? when it comes to how the different parties viewed the relationship between JayVik, starting with LoL's notorious reluctance to confirm male characters' queerness, and ending with statements from writers and staff being pretty contradictory when it comes to these two.

so personally, this looks to me like a situation that might be a bit similar to Korrasami. it's giving "we all know what this is, but this is as far as we can/are willing to go."

do I still think that's kind of unfair? yeah.

do I have a couple other gripes with Arcane, and esp its ending? you know it! (mostly as in. Jinx is not really dead. right? you can't be fr about that.)

but when I add everything up, I'm walking out of this with a very positive tally. and that includes JayVik. and I think recognizing that there's still work to be done is important, but I also think if you're handed one of the most epic queer love stories in history, even if it doesn't dare speak its name, it's alright to be happy about it!

[magnifiico]

Ah, yes. This was his queen.

Prim. Proper. Composed. As strong and unbreakable as ever: in the face of any storm, any ailment, anything the cruel world saw fit to throw at her. There existed not a blemish or crack in her facade, nor in the practiced tone that could’ve so easily been cutting or trembling with any manner of emotion locked tightly away. Amaya looked at him with an impassivity he distantly remembered—from a time before they had gone through everything together. A time before they stood side-by-side through all of those storms. A time before they unwaveringly, unquestioningly believed in each other, no matter what happened—

No matter what. What happened. What happened. What happened?

She was stronger than him. She always had been. While she stood there with admirable and terrifying grace, Magnifico felt something in him begin to bend how it shouldn’t. Creaking, quaking, stretched so far it could snap. Something akin to a growl thundered in his chest (At her, no. Never at her. He wasn’t mad at her), and despite her eyes locking confidently on him—even at a distance!—he couldn’t help looking away. (So soon, too… She always had a way of building him up and breaking him down with barely an effort.)

“Darling, I’m trapped in a mirror on the wall of the dungeon,” he reiterated, moodily looking off at the neighboring, empty cells as if it was their fault: as if he rather expected—and would’ve hoped—to see the true traitors of Rosas locked up. “You tell me if I’m ‘myself’ again.” Certainly not what she meant. He was well-aware of what she meant. But whether the dethroned king was actually prepared to address that aspect—

Magnifico drew in a long, deep breath. From where Amaya looked on, he was satisfied knowing that vague tremor in his exhale wouldn’t be noticed.

Still without meeting her eye, he dared raise a question of his own: something contained more so in his chest than in his mind, an ache manifesting in one important concern…

“Are you alright?”

Two days. She allowed herself—or, perhaps forced herself—to wait two days.

The citizens of Rosas were so strong. Faced with their joy at reuniting with their long-lost wishes, one could almost forget the heinous acts committed by the man they once revered as king.

Almost. Amaya was not as strong as her people.

She was happy for them; truly and wholeheartedly. There was nothing fake about her smile as she watched her citizens come together and take the first steps toward making their dreams come true. It was fine that no one realized how cruel it was. No one wondered how their queen could be happy when her own dream had nearly been destroyed by the person she'd vowed to share it with.

It was a different kind of hurt than any she'd ever known: like a living thing shackled within her chest cavity, clawing and tearing at her heart as if it had been the one to cage it there. Not even the happiness all around could quell it. Indeed, there was only one thing that could.

And so, in the darkest hours of her second sleepless night, Amaya swept through the castle halls. She didn't dare stop for fear that the courage to continue would abandon her. The few servants she passed didn't dare ask why the queen was up at this hour or why she hadn't even changed into her nightclothes.

It wasn't until she reached the dungeon stairs that she paused. When she pressed a steadying hand to her chest, the pain she felt had nothing to do with the dark bruise marring from her collarbone to the neckline of her gown. (Her Matteo had always been warm and loving—now she knew how vicious his magic could be.) A hurricane of nerves, uncertainty, and heartache roiled beneath her palm. But in the eye of the storm, Amaya knew one thing:

She had to do this. She had to know.

Head held high and shoulders squared, her steps didn't waver as she descended. For her own sake, Amaya braced herself for anger, for the corrupt ramblings of a madman. But when she stood before the dungeon's only occupied cell and Magnifico's voice reached her, he sounded...

No. She wouldn't be weakened by hope. Outwardly, she remained impassive. Guarded.

"There is no precaution that is too excessive after everything you've done." Her voice was carefully measured. Lacking any trace of affection no matter how much it pained her. Magnifico was no longer just her beloved, her king; he was a criminal, and a traitor to Rosas. She knew that he deserved to be here. Yet her own traitorous heart still anguished at the sight of him suffering this fate of his own making.

"You seem to have calmed," she observed. The bars between them made it difficult, but she scrutinized what she could see of her husband's face. "Are you...yourself again?"

[teamnick]

favorite piarles moments that make you want to do something drastic?

omg GREAT question, but soso difficult to answer 🥲 the thing is, every piarles moment makes me wanna do something drastic akdjskskd but i'll try not to empty all my camera roll into this answer. So!

whatever was going on in the paris nba event...specifically in this moment. you wanna grab him, charles? take his shirt off? go on! 😌

then, the canal+ interview from 2018...the whole thing is kinda insane, with lines like "we've done many things together...but you wont hear about all of it. we're not gonna say everything!" like OKAY...and then charles just puts out this line:

idk both of them have this talent of saying some devastating things in only a few words and this one kills me every time. 🥹

monza 2020...i cant ever be normal about this, i'm sorry (lie). the way charles barrels into pierre to hug him, completely ignoring grosjean who is already hugging pierre aksjfksks love it.

and then he sneaks away to watch pierre's podium before being medically cleared. if this was a fanfic, i'd say uhm this is a bit too much! and...well. this happened irl. 🫶

the squeezie vid...all. time. like i cant stress enough how genius the whole thing is. you get piarles doing a baby simulation class, them teasing each other, pierre making charles blush with certain gestures lmao love it!!!

montreal 2022. all that weekend was just. amazing in giving us piarles content, my personal fav is ofc charles' insta story with pierre wearing charles' cap and charles laughing like a hyena. i'll never recover!!!

NBA date nr. 1.....no words. very smooth move from pierre. 😌✌️

when they were celebrating their f2 & f3 championship wins together...this is lowkey my fav pic of them. the joy!!!! their humongous smiles!!!! charles drenched in champagne...pierre grabbing his thighs while looking up at him...oh man. 🥰🥰

baku 2021...i just had to include it because wtf is happening here, guys??? again, charles arrives like a force of nature, grabs pierre's hand while he is still celebrating with his team and simply glues himself to pierre, jfc. 🧐🤪🫠

okay i can no longer include any pics but there are many more moments bw these 2 that make me go insane...the monaco hug, their monza 2022 hand grabbing, "mr gasly 😘", "captain CL", box of bluffs video, tennis dates...and then ofc all the monza 2019 photos.

wow this got long 😅😅 what can i say. I love them!! 😻

[musical-chick-13]

The good news is that I sang and had fun!

The bad news is that for Exposures™ I recorded myself singing and now I have to listen to it.

[thatdeadaquarius]

Okay so-- i was reading some sagau posts and came across this one where the reader was an army vet and my brain just Did Its Thing--

So now I'm here to inflict this on to you--

Would guns be considered as catalysts. And would they only do Phys Damage.

Me reading this ask:

😶 😐 🤨 🧐 🧐 😰 🥲 😭😭😭 💀

STOP YOU'VE INFLICTED ME WITH PSYCHOLOGICAL DMG FROM THIS ASK 😭

(Also srry took so long to respond, when i didnt realize how short this was/was just sitting over here 😓)

^ For the sake of gun imagery being a lot/maybe staff might hate me for it,

we'll put this gay shit instead (i almost mispelled to "gay shot" lmao)

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Sun: Army Veteran Reader, Gender neutral Reader (you/they/them)

Orbit: SHORT Headcanons

Stars: everybody bc i think itd be funny

Comets & Meteors: Content Warnings: gun stuff, mild violence, mild cursing & Trigger Warnings: Gun fun everywhere

THIS ASK HAS ME GIGGLING TO MYSELF LIKE A MANIAC

You're out here having a whole gun they let you take for off-base

And u ofc have a license so u can conceal carry

(idk how non-american gun laws work, but tbh ours are so fucked idk how they work here either, just that an army guy i knew once could have his gun when he got back home)

And ofc ur just paranoid enough (more like it just makes u feel safe)

That when u get yoinked into a portal to a silly little brightly colored gacha game fantasy world, the gun comes with 💀

Id like to add in my silly little "ur in a video game, so video game rules" AU version of genshin so:

The only other gun (ish) wielder (Mika) has unlimited bolts

Sooo I'd think your gun would be the same jfc lol

NO BC YOUD SCARE THE ACTUAL SHIT OUT OF EVERYONE IN UR VICINITY IN A BATTLE

BC GUNSHOTS ARE A DIFFERENT TYPE OF LOUD

When u first stumble into abyss monsters/hostile creatures of the realm, u nearly scare off a Lawlachurl bc every shot's like thunder to these bitches😭

So not only the monsters but the vision holders think u fucking summoned lightning

OMG THE BULLETS ARE SO FAST THEYD PROBABLY NOT SEE IT

ESP BC DISTRACTED BY GUNSHOT LOUDNESS

SO U AIM THIS LITTLE BLACK CROSSBOW (???) AND THINGS JUST DIE (OR GET RIDDLED WITH HOLES) WITH NO CLEAR ARROW STICKING OUT

STOPP- you're becoming a witchy god or smth to all of Teyvat bc it just looks like hella high level magic atp to them LMAOOO

Rumors of you get out of hand and say u just point or snap ur fingers and things get wounded/just die on the spot 💀

Oh another difference between Teyvatians seeing ur gun vs. crossbow (what they know)

Is that guns are wayyyy more destructive

Like an arrow would get shot but it'd bounce off of things like rock or wood or metal, maybe dent a little depending on how close

But a bullet goes thru that shit so easy, and leaves a whole little explosion behind, once again depending on range

(I once saw a Mythbusters episode? of them proving bullets would definitely go thru car doors, like movies lied to u, this is why drive-bys acc work like for gangs)

Lmao, the image of you in like full armor with a Teyvat made automatic gun after showing it to blacksmiths

Makes u just more convincing as a god, esp bc military training

(Ppl like Gorou and Kokomi begging for military tactics/training ur world has done)

...

....Ok.

I'll address it.

But only so u dont think im stupid later.

Yes, the Fatui have guns.

No, this not the same as having a glock LMAO

End of story.

(Also, urs runs on bullets, whereas the Fatui rely on magic/delusions to power theirs, plus they dont seem as fast or destructive as urs, more "explosions aimed at you" than real bullets)

Which,,, u leave the managing of ppl copying ur gun to ppl like the Qixing or smth, but make sure to give them advice on good gun laws if teyvat accidentally revolutionizes bc of ur advanced gun that anybody can wield (non-vision users)

Thats the best ive got abt that

Oh, also enjoy being praised as a War god now.

:)

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... dammit i had smth i was gonna tell u guys-

Uh what tf was it, it was important

OH

Next post is the Eldritch God Oneshot! Look out for it :) !!

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Safe Travels Kid,

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[livelaughlou]

https://x.com/strandnreyes/status/1859971698239701077?t=5zQ6fszDKSRI5jC68dgWqA&s=19

this is the only one I'm going to post because they're all pretty much like this. This is the tweet you're mad at?

Um. Okay?? Lou is literally being told to die on a daily basis. And Oliver has done nothing against it. Nothing in this tweet is the same AS BEING TOLD TO DIE AND BEING CALLED A HOMOPHOBIC SLUR. Yeah, we're criticizing how he handled this! Jfc. IT IS NOT THE SAME . He stepped his foot in it multiple times and not only doubled down on it, but gets to pretend it never happened while Lou bears the brunt of it.

And you know what? Even if bucktommy's are doing it, IT'S STILL NOT A JUSTIFICATION FOR SENDING SOMEONE DEATH THREATS. One doesn't cancel out the other.

Go away.