#jeytiri hc

[jakexneytiri]

do you think jake’s ever gotten drunk off of na’vi alcohol and got obliterated to the point where neytiri’s taking care of him or is it just me

[jakexneytiri]

why do such intriguing thoughts come to me late at night as i’m writing SOMETHING ELSE

THIS IS WHY I NEVER GET ANYTHING PUBLISHED 😭😭

(n e wayz can we just imagine the festival where tsu’tey and jake go drink for drink and get shwasted, and jake becomes mr. steal yo girl right in front of tsu’teys salad? welllll what about AFTER the party, when everyone’s stumbling to their hammocks for the night. only, jake’s a drunken needy touchy lovestruck FOOL, and goes to seek out neytiri’s hammock to nag her to dance with him again. or that he just wanted to see her because she looks “real pretty tonight” and he enjoys company when he’s smashed. bonus if he ends up falling asleep near her and she’s just like “no no, you must go back-” and he’s already purring and snoring away. and secretly, she likes it and curls up beside him.

[quicktosimp]

I’m bet it was his first or second time drinking it. Jake completely underestimated the alcohol level and just drank it it like regular juice. Or Hake got into a drink competition with Tsu’tey. No matter what Neytiri had to deal with his hungover ass in the morning

do you think jake’s ever gotten drunk off of na’vi alcohol and got obliterated to the point where neytiri’s taking care of him or is it just me