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solidarity lament with my fellow latino ashkenazim. they want us to drop chametz AND corn AND rice AND beans???? what am i supposed to put all my salsa on
#*looks forlornly at my tortillas y frijoles*#we will survive but it will be a struggle#jumblr#passover#mood: jewy#y mexicano!
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Polabian mostly follows the usual Slavic convention for naming days of the week (Saturday is *sobota, “the Sabbath”; Sunday is *nedě̀ľa, “[day of] no work”, and Monday is *ponedě̀ľa, “[day] after Sunday”; the rest are numbered starting with *vŭtorŭkŭ, “the second [day]”, i.e. Tuesday), with two very interesting exceptions:
Thursday is perĕndan — “Perun's day”. Wiktionary claims this to be a calque of Low German Dunnersdag, “Thunder's day” (also the etymology of English Thursday, obv). epic
Friday is skǫpĕ, apparently from Proto-Slavic *skǫpŭ — “expensive; valuable” (whence Serbo-Croatian skup, “expensive”). Wiktionary doesn't offer any explanation for the word's etymology, though I wonder whether it could also represent some kind of calque; specifically of Low German Freedag or the like, “Frigg-day”. or is this too much of a stretch..?
#oh yeah#we call saturday “the sabbath”#jewy jewy jew jews#slavs = lost tribe of israel; this is known
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Hey, to all folkskxkxkx recommending his work, please be aware that Norman Finkelstein is a highly controversial scholar, who argues that antisemitism does not affect Jews in the west and especially in the US and that Jewish people invented the cultural image of the Holocaust in order to pretend to be victims so that we can exploit and parasitize gentile industries and resources. 👍 Which is pretty much straight out of The Protocols of the Elders of Zion. Not going to suggest there's nothing of interest or value in his work, just to say to please be mindful of how you approach it. Here's some quotes from his book, The Holocaust Industry, with some emphasis added.
For organized American Jewry, this contrived hysteria over a new anti-Semitism served multiple purposes. It boosted Israel's stock as the refuge of last resort if and when American Jews needed one. Moreover, the fund-raising appeals of Jewish organizations purportedly combating anti-Semitism fell on more receptive ears.
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Beyond this, however, the Holocaust framework apprehended anti-Semitism as a strictly irrational Gentile loathing of Jews. It precluded the possibility that animus toward Jews might be grounded in a real conflict of interests (more on this later). Invoking The Holocaust was therefore a ploy to delegitimize all criticism of Jews: such criticism could only spring from pathological hatred.
Referring to fear of antisemitism as "contrived hysteria," arguing that fears of antisemitism were cynically contrived to appropriate money, that antisemitism has "real" basis, etc... So, yeah. Be mindful that these are his philosophical underpinnings and be careful about what you extract from his work.
#i will tactfully withhold from the main body of the post#that people recommend him because he's a jewy jew with a jewy jewish mcjewy name#so they feel protected from antisemitism accusations and feel proud that they're recommending one of the Good Jews
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there are a lot of goyim esp from other Marginalised backgrounds that are taking the wrong lessons away from the fact that it turns out that a group of primarily socialist/communist people from an extremely oppressed cultural group with deep ties to an area are in fact more than capable of founding a regional settler colonial ethnostate in that area, a state that was capable of the mass dislocation and then intergenerational imprisonment of hundreds of thousands and then millions of people, and that while many non Jews feel morally pure and free of this ideology, the reality of the situation should terrify everyone
#Like a lot of you would have gotten into it#I have a longer post in me about how tziyonut is probably the colonial ideology most reflected in a bunch of decolonial circles tha#That consider themselves free of this ideology#But if there’s anything I’ve learned in the last week it’s that people take ethnic signposting#Over actual considerations of ideology#Like I think a lot of the weirdness around tziyonut is the fact that people see it as the ultimate big bad in violent ideologies and als#And also something wierd and jewy?#They can feel comfy decrying an ideology that isn’t *theres*#But digging into the ideology and history that is the profound moral tragedy of how a specific plan put forward for the liberation of on#Oppressed people ended up in the mass oppression and displacement of another#Yields a situation that is much more morally taxing and uncomfortable for everyone#I’m seeing stuff about how an oppressed people has right to limitless force and there are no civillians in the enemey#That would have done absolute numbers with the haganah#Like. It’s that I would never -#You don’t know what you would do actually#In those situations. You don’t know#And furthermore the signposting over ideology means that the same people who feel the need to harass every Jew they know are often r#Reblogging stuff ripped out of the logic book or the exact ideology they claim to revile once removed#From a Jewish context
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hows it hanging myc likers
#sizzling it up#🌐#inside job#inside job myc#myc inside job#myc cellium#magic myc#btw hes kissing his mezuzah in that one bc he is jewish <3#' how is a myshroom from hollow earthh jewi - ' doesnt matter hes jewish#PLEASE RB DONT JUST LIKE <{:(#anyway we are soooo normal about myc <- most unnormal ppl ever
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this article tricked me into reading it because it led me to believe artie ziff had to be recast due to "diversity issues" & i was racking my brain trying to figure out what minority artie was meant to represent. millionaires?
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there's this junior who's sort of in my friend group and she's so embarrassed abt being jewish/religious it's painful. the secondhand cringe. i know it's not her fault she's dealing w problems it's just annoying bc me and my friends r all past that stage but god. i want to help her but i want the floor to swallow me whole every time she opens her mouth
#'haha i have to go to davening time to be a good jew 😖😖🙄' ur not quirky just say yr annoyed and wish u could ditch like a normal person#oh and once me and my friend were talking abt our machshava paper and she was talking abt a philosopher and this girl goes#'oh youre gonna go to touro? bc ur talking abt jewy things?' ur not even in this conversation!!!! let people like things!#the other day they were playing mbc yerushalayim over the loudspeakers in the morning and i was jamming out and she goes ugh#why do u like this it's so jewy :/ it's jewish :/#so i told her yeah and u are jewish too and always will be so u should try to stop being embarrassed abt it if u are :]#iiiiiiii dunno#op
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We cook as if it was a DND campaign
#youtube#powerhour#the grumps#game grumps#Mercer#matt mercer#Dungeons and dragons#GIANT D20#Jewish utensils?#Menorah rake?#Legendary cookies!#funny#arin and dan#Arin#Dan#love how dan got jewy looking utensils? :p
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get to use my menorah for the very first time!
#chanukahproject#mood: jewy#hanukkah#yayyyy im so excited#the wicks on these things are crazy long tho#why do they need to be this long
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As said in the notes, this is a list of names! The names are read top-to-bottom, surname givenname.
To me, it looks like everyone is related in some way, since 1) they all have the same surname 逍 [Xiao, in Mandarin]* and 2) some of the names are repeated, in an "x son of y" fashion. In the first row on the left, we have 逍一魁 [not sure about that third character] [ben?] 逍尚信, which is immediately followed by 逍明 [ben?] 逍一魁.
It also appears that the family is using generational naming -- that's when everyone in the same generation has the same first character for their given name. So, anyone with 尚 as the first part of their name should be the same generation, eg all the people in the second row on the right.
*Xiao isn't one of the listed surnames in the article, so there's a chance I read the character wrong. It's possibly 赵 [Zhao] but that seems even less right.
Jewish prayer book from Kaifeng, China, written with Chinese and Hebrew characters
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*why don’t we end Zionism by giving Vermont to Israel* bro I know this is a joke but do you not understand fucking Anything do you understand ANYTHING
#Fundamentally for a lot of goyim I think it’s like#the sketchy jewy settler colony??? That’s white supremacist but also kinda weird and foreign and brown and strange#Versus my nice normal homeland…. Did some bad stuff I guess.
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Gwen Stefani Hanukkah slay☆彡
#Jewy chewy#Jew aesthetic#sry Jewish ancestors but it’s funny no?#alsooooo#the slay of it all truly#aesthetic#yuh#mentally fucked
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shoutout to yana toboso for refusing to give twst a christmas event you're a real one for that
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since that other poll is clearly a hate crime
#jumblr#judaism#food#bagels#polls#mood: jewy#I'VE FIXED THE POLL EVERYBODY#no hate to the poll op i just find it so funny that all of us were screaming <LOX!!!!!> in the tags
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^ some background on Sheinbaum, her Judaism, and its political ramifications
^ similar, more recent article in Spanish (also TIL that Spanish NYT isn't paywalled?!)
From what I gather, it seems she was raised in a culturally-but-not-religiously Jewish home, and she has been explicit about not being religiously observant or having a religious affiliation.
(which is still not a reason to ~invalidate~ her Jewishness. I just want us to be accurate in how we talk about her, and to take into account how she represents herself)
Mexico has elected Claudia Sheinbaum as president. She’s an environmental scientist, a feminist and she’s Jewish.
She’s also anti-Zionist, which has led to a bunch of idiots on twitter saying she isn’t really Jewish. The evidence? She thanked Jesus in her acceptance speech.
…Her husband is called Jesús.
She was thanking her husband.
#current events#mood: jewy#y mexicano!#anyways can we please talk about how much morena sucks now#i feel like im living the eric andre girl power meme
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