#jesuss fchrist

[fictional-worlds-are-exquisite]

i mentioned to my parents that i just noticed a small hole in my underwear because they're always giving me shit about how worn my clothes get

and my mum was like: oh by the stitching? typical of you

while my dad went: in the back? that's a fart hole. you're farting too much (i am NOT smh)

and i was like okay no, it's actually on the SIDE so there

and my mum went: ohhhh. that's probably from pegging

and i was like HUH???

and she said yeah, pegging it out on the line?? i put the peg on the side when hanging them to dry, don't you?

and i was like oh. oh. okay. sure. yeah i do that. that's a fair call. thank you for the clarification.